It opens to the view of the city skyline.
Powerpuff Girls Narrator: THE CITY OF GOTHAM ROYAL YORK... AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A CALM, PEACEFUL AND QUIET DAY.
An explosion rocked the area.
KRABOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Powerpuff Girls Narrator: OH NO! THE CITY IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL PROFESSOR MONKEY FOR A HEAD!
Camera pans to a freakish man with a monkey attached to his head.
Blossom: Another monkey with a literally big head? Wasn't Mojo enough?
Me: Now I've seen everything. This guy is an abomination to all things in nature. He's a hideous freak that destroyed the evolutionary chain.
Xion: Tell me about it.
Earth: He gives all humans everywhere a bad name.
Lincoln: You said it.
Me: Time for me to go Ape.
I use the Monkey Talisman and I turn into a Silverback Gorilla. I go at Professor Monkey For A Head and bash him in the face and spare his monkey head.
Xion (holds out banana): You want a banana? (throws banana and Professor Monkey For A Head chases it) Go get it!
The monkey half was too strong.
Professor Monkey For A Head: Curse my monkey instincts!
The monkey slipped on a banana peel and slid into a truck full of bananas and crashed through it and then he crashed into a truck full of banana cream pies.
CRASH! SPLAT! BLAM! SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Professor Monkey For A Head: This is so humiliating.
Luan: That one had lots of ap-Peal! (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
Most of us laughed.
Me: (Laughs) That was funny Luan.
Eddy: (Laughs) Good one.
Nico: Bad monkey! (zaps Professor Monkey For A Head with Electro's powers) No banana!
Laney: Good shot Nico.
Nico: Thank you Laney.
Killer Frost: Xion lets use our combo.
Xion: You got it.
Killer Frost caused numerous Icicles to grow all over the ground and they were transparent. Xion fired a blast of white light.
Killer Frost and Xion: PRISM ICICLE EVISCERATION!
The light went through the icicles and split into rainbow light and slashed at Professor Monkey For A Head and burned him in many spots. His Monkey half was unharmed.
Lana: I think it would be perfect it he had that monkey half separated from him.
Me: Good thinking Lana.
Lana used her magic and fired a beam of light at him and they separated. Professor Monkey For A Head was human and his monkey was a full fledge monkey. The monkey went over to Lana and danced with her as his way of saying thank you.
Laney: Now to send you to prison where you will never harm anyone ever again. Nico, Riley, Sam, lets use our combo.
Nico: We never did a 4-way combo.
Riley: It'll be the first time we did so.
Sam M.: Lets do it.
Laney, Riley and Sam touched the ground and Nico used Undergrowth's powers and they grew numerous banana trees and they bent down.
Laney, Riley, Sam and Nico: CATAPULTING BANANA ONSLAUGHT!
The trees flung numerous bunches of bananas and they hit him in the head.
POW SPLAT BLAM WHAM ZONK BLANG SPLAT KATOW SPLAT THWACK SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Me: Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark!
Aylene: No kidding!
Vince: Ouch! That's not gonna feel good in the morning.
Carol: No kidding.
Professor Monkey For A Head: (Stupidly) Mommy please read me the story of the monkey and the bananas.
He fell to the ground and stars, bananas, planets and monkeys were spiraling around his head at a comical pace.
Earth: We really knocked him stupid.
Lincoln: We sure did.
Lucy: I noticed that he sounded just like Ickis.
Me: That's true. He did sound like him.
We beamed Professor Monkey For A Head to the Uranus Prison for Terrorists. He will never terrorize the galaxy again. Afterwards we had his luxurious space station beamed to Earth and now it's Lincoln's sanctuary should he need some quiet time. Not only does he have his treehouse but he also has a brand new space station. And Lana now has a new monkey pet.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete.
Part 3 of the Earthworm Jim saga complete. Professor Monkey For A Head was the most weirdest villain in the show. I don't know how he got this way but he was a freak! Charlie Adler did a great job voicing him. He did a great job voicing several characters on lots of cartoons over the years on different networks. He voiced Cow, Chicken, the Red Guy, and I. R. Baboon on Cow & Chicken and I Am Weasel, Ickis and the Gromble on AAAHH! Real Monsters, He had lots of great roles. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this chapter and he came up with the title for this one. Thanks for that man. As usual. Next is Psycrowe. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
