It starts at the estate at sunset.
Me: So what combos did you use in the game Lasher?
Lasher and Liam explained how they fought the Creeper and the Ghost of Captain Cutler and used a combo called SNOWBIRD TENTACLE EVISCERATION. Lasher used his Symbiote Tentacles and Liam fired a blast of Thundersnow and they turned into tentacles with Snow Owl tips and slashed the Creeper and the Ghost of Captain Cutler apart.
Me: That was well done you two.
Liam: (Southern Accent) Thanks J.D.
Carmen: You were awesome my southern cow-pie.
Liam: Aw thanks my dumpling.
Ramon H.: You two always come up with such cute names for each other.
Carmen: Thanks Ramon.
Me: Yeah. How about you Flint? How did you beat Shiv?
Sandman explained that he and Luan & Lensay used a combo on him called DESERT LIGHTSTORM RACCOON. Sandman fired a blast of his sand and Luan and Lensay fired a blast of green and pink light. The blasts combined and turned into a glowing Raccoon and it hit Shiv and exploded in a powerful explosion of light and vaporized him.
Me: That was awesome guys.
Luan: Thanks J.D. it certainly lit up the place. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
We laughed at Luan's joke.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one.
Sandman: That was funny.
Me: It was. What about you, Cheetah and Aylene, Logan?
Wolverine, Cheetah and Aylene used a combo on Sabretooth called FIRE BEAR MAULER. Aylene enveloped Wolverine and Cheetah in a blast of fire and they became 2 big grizzly bears made of pure fire and they slashed and mauled Sabretooth to pieces and killed him.
Me: That was impressive you three.
Aylene: Thanks J.D.
Wolverine: These combo moves are all perfect.
Cheetah: Yeah.
As we were talking something was going on down at the Gotham Royal York Police Impound Yard.
Inside the warehouse was Batman? But this Batman was different. He had piercing red eyes and he was looking for something. He found a familiar symbol on a box.
Batman (?): H.A.R.D.A.C.
He looked at the symbol and a voice in his head talked.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Symbol recognition confirmed.
Batman (?): What in?
He looked around some more and found a strange circuit board. A set of machine plans formed in his vision.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Initiating startup program.
His red eyes blinked and he was in pain. He pulled back his mask and skin and revealed that he was really a Robot. A Robot far more advanced than anything we know. He grabbed the circuit board.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Prepare to insert operational circuitry.
He put the circuit board into his forehead.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Initiating diagnostic and repair sequences.
The Batman symbol went down and some repair wires came out. They repaired his damaged systems. He put his skin and mask back on.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Warning. Memory error detected. Reconfiguring pneumonic files.
Computer beeping was heard in his head.
Robot Batman: What are you doing to me?
H.A.R.D.A.C.: A learning program designed to complete your memory files and help you better fulfill your operating directives.
FLASHBACK
H.A.R.D.A.C.: (Narrating) Shortly before self-destruction, H.A.R.D.A.C. created one final duplicate. An advanced prototype with personal and technical information accessed from Batman's computer. You were that duplicate.
H.A.R.D.A.C. made an advanced robot and put artificial skin on it and it looked exactly like Bruce Wayne. It awoke and its eyes glowed red.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: But your memory systems were damaged before full activation occurred.
When H.A.R.D.A.C. exploded the Batman Duplicate was in a crate and it was knocked over in the explosion. The crate with the Batman Duplicate was taken to a warehouse.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: The new circuit board contains H.A.R.D.A.C.'s core operational systems and memory. All Duplicates were programmed to seek out this component in the event of H.A.R.D.A.C.'s destruction.
FLASHBACK ENDS
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Your memory systems have now been reconfigured.
H.A.R.D.A.C. Batman: Yes. I am fully operational now.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Excellent. You now house my command files. We are H.A.R.D.A.C. We will reactivate the plan to replace all humanity with Duplicates.
H.A.R.D.A.C. Batman saw someone coming and he saw Francis and Teresa. Francis now had a red, orange and yellow Falcon Wing pack.
H.A.R.D.A.C. Batman: We will begin the replacement process with Hotstreak and Talon.
They smash through the window and saw Batman.
Francis: Batman? What are you doing here?
Teresa: Francis, I don't think that's Batman!
H.A.R.D.A.C. Batman (scans Francis and Teresa): Hotstreak and Talon identified. You will not interfere in our plan to replace all of humanity.
Francis: Did he just call us by our Bang Baby names?
Teresa: Oh yeah. I forgot that we teamed up with the Joker against Batman that one time.
Francis: Where have we heard what he said before?
He had a flashback to the events of A Supercomputer Army and he remembered that H.A.R.D.A.C. said exactly the same thing when we fought him.
Francis gasped.
Francis: That is not the real Batman, Teresa! That Batman is a robot that was created by H.A.R.D.A.C.!
Teresa: (Gasp) How can that be? H.A.R.D.A.C. was completely destroyed in that explosion!
Francis: He must've had a back up plan ready just in case.
He called me on his watch.
We were talking and I got a call on my watch.
Me: J.D. here.
Francis: Boss we got a code HΩ!
Me: What!? H.A.R.D.A.C. is back online!?
Francis: No but he built a duplicate that looks like Batman.
Me: We're on our way!
We set out for the warehouse.
The real Batman arrived at the warehouse and Hawkgirl was there too.
Hawkgirl: Batman, were you in a warehouse earlier?
Batman: Of course not. I was in the Batcave for the last 3 hours.
Hawkgirl: Well, there seems to be reports of you attacking Francis and Teresa in a warehouse.
Batman: That's odd.
We flew in and go into the warehouse. In the warehouse I was looking at the robot Batman and I was amazed. My computer eyes were on and they were analyzing the data on the robot Batman.
Me: Wow. The data I'm getting is amazing. This robot is far more advanced than what H.A.R.D.A.C. built when we fought him and those duplicates that looked like us.
Lisa: It's an amazing feat of cybernetic technology.
Ben became Eye Guy.
Ben: EYE GUY!
Me: An Opticoid from the planet Sightra.
Eye Guy: That's right J.D.
Clayface then turned into The Joker.
Clayface: (In the Joker's voice) It's fitting that I should take the form of the Clown Prince of Crime to take down this phony Batman. You ready to laugh it up Robo-Bats? (Laughs Maniacally)
Harley Quinn: Lets get him Mr. J.
Harley had her big hammer ready and Clayface formed a huge hammer as well.
Eye Guy fired an energy blast from his hand eyes and burned the robot Batman.
Clayface and Harley Quinn went at the Robot Batman and had their hammers ready.
Clayface and Harley Quinn: CLAYMUD HAMMER PULVERIZER!
They smashed their hammers into the Robot Batman's chest with incredible force and sent him crashing into the shelves. He got up and lifted the forklift and threw it at us.
Me: Look out!
We dodged and got out of its path and the real Batman came and kicked the Robot Batman and Hawkgirl swung her mace and smashed his chest.
Venom: Lets eat his face.
Eddie (to Venom): Venom, we can't eat this one. You might break your teeth.
Venom: Don't worry, Eddie. When we're done, there probably won't be anything left to eat.
He ate the Robot Batman's skin off.
Me: EW!
Laney: That was disgusting!
Lea: Lets finish him with our combo.
Venom: We couldn't agree more.
Venom fired a blast of web and Lea fired a blast of fire.
Lea and Venom: FLAMING TARANTULA TAKEDOWN!
Venom became a giant tarantula made of pure fire and pulverized the robot Batman. He was offline.
Me: We did it!
Lisa: Indeed 2nd elder brother.
Me: Lets take him back to our lab and reprogram him.
Lisa: Affirmative.
We did so.
We made some repairs to its body and reprogrammed him and turned him into Bruce Wayne's assistant.
Me: That was intense.
Maria: It sure was.
Me: Yeah.
Laney: Shego how did you and Maria meet?
Maria: We knew each other before I moved to Dakota City. It was in an elementary school I went to in Kansas. Shego was a skilled chemist. She was really skilled and loaded with promise. We were best friends. But something happened to her when I moved away. I knew my best friend was misguided and when I heard what happened, I made it my mission to save her from the path she set out on.
Me: Wow! That's amazing.
Shego: Yes. Maria never gave up on me since then and I'm forever grateful to her.
Me: That's awesome.
We were proud of her.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I've wanted to do the H.A.R.D.A.C. Batman chapter for a while now. After the events of A Supercomputer Army I figured it would be perfect for this. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks for that man. As usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
