It starts in a conference room with a small pile of money in the middle of a table.

Man: Is it my imagination or have our piles of cash gotten smaller?

2 more men agreed with him.

Man: We must be running out of subjects with blood type ABXYZ again. All in favor of finding new subjects oink like a big fat pig.

The 2 men oinked like a pig.

Man: That's it then. We find new subjects. Hohauser, start making calls.


At the estate we were watching TV.

Me: Hey Scuzzy and Cuzzy how did you beat Krab and Kankrelot?

Cuzzy: It was an easy fight.

Cuzzy, Ulrich and Lisa used a combo on Krab called CARNIVOROUS BEAR TRAP SLASHER. Cuzzy fired his meat ray at Ulrich's sword as he threw it at Krab and Lisa fused metal to it and it turned into a huge bear trap made of ham and steak and it snapped Krab in half and it exploded.

Scuzzy, Odd, Static and Carmen used a combo on Kankrelot called PYROSTORM T-BONE ARROW RAIN. Static and Carmen fired blasts of lightning and fire at and merged with Odd's arrows and Scuzzy turned them into T-Bones with his meat ray and they skewered Kankrelot and it exploded.

Me: Awesome job guys!

Lori: Literally an amazing performance.

Lisa: Indeed firstborn elder sister. It was a magnificent display of teamwork.

Varie: It sure was.


At Dr. Vindaloo's office the phone rang.

Dr. Vindaloo: (India Accent) Dr. Vindaloo? (Whisper chatter on the phone) I'm sorry but it would unethical to share my patients personal information with... (Whisper chatter) How much? (Whisper Chatter) That much!? What do you want to know? (Whisper chatter) ABXYZ is a very rare blood type. I do have one patient with that blood type.

At the dome farm there was a knock at the door and Muriel answered it and Lincoln, Courage and the girls stood ready.

Man: Muriel Bagge? Blood type ABXYZ?

Muriel: Yes? Can I help you?

Man: Growth Industries would like you to participate in our research for science and things like that.

Courage growled.

Francesca: Sorry but she's not interested.

Bai Tza formed a sword of pure water.

Bai Tza: So if you try anything funny it will be your last.

Man: Have it your way. We'll be in touch.

Laney: I wonder what that was all about.

Francesca: I have no idea.

The phone rang and Muriel answered it.

Muriel: Hello? (Whispering chatter on the phone) Well okay. If you insist.

Lincoln: Who was that Muriel?

Muriel: The hospital wants me to spend a few days with them to make sure me spleen is hooked up right.

Laney: You were just fine when you came back Muriel.

Francesca: Yeah.

2 men came in and grabbed Muriel.

Francesca: Something is seriously wrong guys. The hospital doesn't admit you to them for that long over the phone.

Courage: I agree. Let me see here.

Courage called Dr. Vindaloo.

Courage: (Babbling)

Dr. Vindaloo was now living the life of luxury as he had a crystal chandelier, hot tub and his clinic was filled with bags and bags of money.

Dr. Vindaloo: Muriel Bagge? No I cannot tell you anything about her. It would be unethical to reveal my patients personal information. So please don't call me again unless there is big bucks involved. Did I say that out loud? (Laughs) I was confused by my submarine.

Courage hung up the phone.

Courage: Muriel's in trouble.

Francesca: I feel it too Courage.


Courage snuck into Dr. Vindaloo's office and went through the file cabinets and pulled out Muriel's file and he gasped with an alarm klaxon.

Dr. Vindaloo: I love my submarine it's pretty.


Francesca read the file and she was shocked.

Francesca: Property of Growth Industries!?

Courage: Yeah! Those men took Muriel there!

Lana: Why that stupid double-crossing Growth Industries!

Bai Tza: They took Muriel after she refused!

Francesca: We will not put up with this!

Courage: Mm-mm!

Laney: Lets put that place out of business!

Francesca: Lets do it!

They set out for Growth Industries.


They arrived and went in and they got a surprise from Eustace's mother.

Francesca: Great Grandma Ma. I didn't expect to see you here.

Eustace's Ma: Oh hello Courage and Francesca good to see you. Where's me stupid son? Usually he's with you.

Bai Tza: He's now in prison where he belongs because we didn't like his attitude. But that's not why we're here. Muriel Bagge is in there.

Francesca: We know she's here.

Eustace's Ma: Who?

Bai Tza: Step aside please.

They went in and they went into a strange department. They saw a man getting dusted off with robot hands. Then he got sprinkled with some strange seeds, watered and blasted with sun lights. Hair grew instantly on him and then he was showered and squirted with shampoo and robot hands foamed it up into a good lather. He was showered off and dried off with a hair dryer and lifted up with a bunch of people that had a lot of hair.

Bai Tza: Holy mackerel!

Laney: What are they doing with all this hair?

Lana: I don't know but this is awful!

Muriel was among them.

Muriel: Girls? Lincoln? Courage? Is that you all?

Francesca: Grandma Muriel? Where are you?

Bai Tza: There she is.

She pointed to Muriel in the back of the group.

Laney: I see her. Lets go!

They went at Muriel and they saw another horrific sight. They were gonna shave the hair off their heads and collect it.

Lincoln: That is so wrong!

Earth: Come on!

They went and jumped and flew up to Muriel.

Muriel: Guys it's so good to see you.

Bai Tza: You too Muriel. We'll have you down from there in a jiffy.

Lincoln and Laney lifted her out of the sling and got her onto the floor.

Eustace's mom and a bunch of guards came in.

Eustace's Mom: Get them!

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at them and electrocuted them until they were twitching like crazy.

Lincoln: How's that for a 20,000,000,000 volt lobotomy? As Luan would say, It was Shocking! (Laughs) That was funny.


At the estate Luan sneezed.

Luna: You catching a cold dude?

Me: No I think someone is talking about her and I think it was Lincoln.

Luan: It might be. He must've used a joke.

Varie: Maybe.


Courage and Francesca were facing Eustace's mom.

Eustace's ma: I'm sorry, Courage. I really like you and all. But I have a job to do.

Courage: So do I. I'll try and make this as painless as possible!

Francesca: Same here.

She came at them and Francesca jumped at her and grabbed her wig. Eustace's mom was as bald as a cucumber.

Bai Tza: What the!? She wears a wig!?

Lincoln: Weird.

Lana: No kidding.

Eustace's Ma: My hair! My hair is gone! I'm ugly! Ugly!

Laney tied her up in vines.

Lincoln: I think her dementia has taken over her completely.

Eustace's Ma: Ugly! Ugly! (Crying)

Earth: She needs a lot of help in an insane asylum or a nursing home.

Bai Tza: Yep.

Laney: She needs a tremendous amount of help.

Lincoln: Yep.

They brought Muriel back home and shut Growth Industries down for good. Francesca and Lana were picking hairs off of Muriel with tweezers.

Francesca: Glad you're okay Grandma Muriel.

Muriel: Thanks to all of you.

Laney: Now we don't have to worry about that monster institute.

Bai Tza: Yep.

Lincoln: Lola would not like that place at all. She worries about her looks all the time for beauty pageants and she would destroy that place in a flash of fire.

Francesca: Tell me about it.

Bai Tza: One thing is for sure, nobody likes a Bad Hair Day.

They laughed as they worked on Muriel and watched TV.

THE END


Another Fanfiction complete.

Bad Hair Day was one of my favorite in CTCD and it was Hair-Raising experience. Eustace's mom hated her son more than anything and she always called him Stupid Boy. What a wretch. She made Eustace into a dog hating spiteful monster. And our parents mould us into what we are. But she gives parents everywhere a really bad name. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks for that man as usual. Next up for part 13 is the Curse of King Ramses. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.