A bus was coming down the street and Bai Tza and team were setting up for something at the farm.
Bai Tza: So Muriel's nephew Fred is an insane hair barber that shaves people bald?
Francesca: That's right Bai Tza.
Courage: When he came over last time he completely shaved me bald.
Francesca: Grandpa Eustace was setting up a lock on the bathroom so he could stay in there while Fred came. He trapped Courage and Fred in the bathroom and I busted the door down as he was shaving him and kick the crud out of him.
Lincoln: Good for you Francesca
Laney: He's not shaving my hair.
Earth: No way! Besides my hair is indestructible.
Francesca: That's why we call him Freaky Fred.
Lincoln: Freaky Fred? I think that's a fitting name.
Lana: That's why we're going to dish out some poetic justice on him.
Lincoln: You'll love what I have planned with him Earth. It's time to deal out some justice Ace Savvy style! I just have to call in a favor.
Lincoln pulled out his cell phone and called Clyde.
Clyde answered.
Clyde: Hello?
Lincoln: Clyde it's Lincoln.
Clyde: Hey Lincoln! What's happening?
Lincoln: Having a great time down in Nowhere. But I'll cut to the chase. Muriel's psychotic barber nephew Fred is coming to the farm to visit and we're gonna deal out some justice on him Ace Savvy Style.
Clyde: Oh yeah! You need me as One-Eye Jack?
Lincoln: Like you even have to ask.
Clyde: I'm on my way.
Clyde then got dressed as One-Eye Jack and he used his time powers to form a portal that led to the Bagge Farm.
Clyde: I'm here Ace.
Lincoln: Glad you could make it Clyde.
Muriel: Oh who is your friend Lincoln?
Clyde: Oh I'm sorry ma'am. I'm Clyde McBride, Lincoln's best friend and partner.
Muriel: Oh pleased to meet you. I'm Muriel Bagge.
Clyde: Pleasure to meet you.
Lincoln: We love the superhero Ace Savvy and me, Clyde, J.D. and my sisters love to dress up as them.
Francesca: That is so cool!
Courage: This I got to see.
Bai Tza: Lets call your sisters and J.D. down too.
Lincoln: Okay.
Lincoln called us.
My phone rang.
Me: Hello?
Lincoln: Hey J.D.
Me: Hey Lincoln what's happening?
Lincoln explained the situation.
Me: We're on our way buddy. (Hangs up) Lori, It's Ace Savvy time!
(Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time Theme plays)
I spun in a vortex of fire and I became
THE KING OF FLAMING HEARTS!
Lori changed in a cybernetic theme and became
THE HIGH CARD!
Leni was wrapped in fabrics and she became
THE ELEVEN OF HEARTS!
Luna had a bunch of musical notes fly around her and she became
THE NIGHT CLUB!
Luan had laughter form around her and she became
THE JOKER!
Lynn had numerous weights spiral around her and she became
THE STRONG SUIT!
Lucy had skulls and ghosts fly around her and she became
THE EIGHT OF SPADES!
In Nowhere Laney had a bunch of playing cards spiral around her and she turned into
LADY SOLITAIRE!
Lana had monkey wrenches spiral around her and she became
THE ROYAL FLUSH!
Lola had diamonds fly around her and she became
THE QUEEN OF DIAMONDS!
Lisa had mathematical equations fly around her and she became
THE CARD COUNTER!
Lily had the number 2 fly around her and she became
THE DEUCE!
Nico: I want to join too.
Me: Okay man. I have just the costume for you man.
I snap my fingers and Nico had the number 10 fly around him and the Earth and Crystals flew around him. He became
THE CRYSTAL 10!
Nico: Nice! I love my costume J.D.
Me: You're welcome man. Time to Deal Out Some Justice!
We beam over to Nowhere.
We arrive at the Bagge farm and we were in the living room.
Me: The Full House gang is reunited.
Lola: Lana!
Lana: Hey sis!
They hugged.
Lola: I miss you sis.
Lana: I miss you too.
Me: Hey Lincoln. We heard what's been going on over here and we're glad we could come.
Lincoln: Same here J.D. Nico I love your Ace Savvy Persona.
Clyde: Who are you going as?
Nico: I'm called the Crystal 10!
Laney: Nice superhero name.
Francesca: So you all are the superheroes in the Ace Savvy comics?
Lincoln: That's right Francesca. We even make our own comics. I base Me, Clyde, J.D. and my sisters off of the characters.
Lori: It was literally an amazing experience.
Me: Yep and this gives us a new idea for a comic and a new villain.
Lincoln: Lets base him off of Freaky Fred.
Me: Lets call him Edward Cardcutter.
Everyone agreed with it.
Luan: That villain really Cuts the Cards. (Laughs) Get it?
Me, Nico, Earth, Muriel, Francesca and Courage laughed at Luan's joke while everyone else groaned.
Me: That was a good one Luan.
Francesca: (Laughs) Luan you are funny!
Courage: (Laughs) That was funny!
Me: Luan is a kick in the butt.
There was a knock at the door.
Muriel: Oh that must be Fred.
Bai Tza: I wish I had an Ace Savvy costume.
Earth: Same here.
Me: I can do that for you.
I snap my fingers and Bai Tza was in a vortex of water and she became
THE AQUA 9!
Francesca had a phoenix fly around her and she turned into
THE PHOENIX 8!
Courage had a wolf run around him and he became
ODIN'S 7!
Earth had the Earth spiral around her and she became
LADY DIAMOND EARTH!
Earth: I look awesome!
Courage: Yeah! This is amazing!
Francesca: It sure is.
Bai Tza: This is so cool!
Me: It sure is. Lets get him guys.
Lincoln: It's time to Deal Out some Justice!
We hid and Fred came in. But then he got a rude surprise when we ambushed him and jumped onto him.
In the basement we had him tied up in a chair and he saw us and smiled at us.
Bai Tza: You wipe that smile off your face, Fred!
Me: Well what do we have here? Freaky Fred the insane barber. Known for shaving his victims totally bald.
Courage: You shaved me bald Fred!
Fred: I did but that was because I was very Naauughty.
Lana: You make the Joker look sane!
Luan: You are actually a Sweeney Todd.
Fred: Why I never. You all are being Naauughty.
Courage: You're the only naughty one, Fred!
Francesca: You will never cut another single strand of hair again cousin Fred.
Victims of his past came out. A young hamster, his ex-girlfriend Barbara and a man with a huge beard. The Hamster was in Barbara's hands.
Barbara: Fred shaved me bald and I broke up with him!
Hamster: (Angry Chittering)
Lana: He shaved you totally bald and you hate his guts? What a monster!
Man: He made me totally bald!
Me: Lets enjoy this moment guys.
We each pulled out a pair of scissors and laughed menacingly as we snipped them.
Fred pleaded for us not to do it, but his pleas fell on deaf ears and we snipped and shaved all of his hair clean off his head. Stewie and Brian saw this on a holoscreen and they were laughing silly.
When we were done Fred was completely bald as a cucumber.
His past victims laughed at him and completely humiliated him.
Barbara: Serves you right you insane nut!
Man: Yep!
Hamster: (Laughing Chittering)
Lincoln: Stewie and Brian would be proud of us!
Stewie and Brian were watching back at the estate.
Stewie: We sure are Lincoln. You all sure showed that menace to society what for.
Brian: They gave him a taste of his own medicine.
Me: This is what you get Fred. You are an absolute menace to society and you need to be locked up forever. And one more thing.
SMASH!
I punched him in the face and knocked out all of his teeth and made him completely toothless.
Me: That's so you never make that stupid grin again.
We then beamed him to the Saturn Insane Asylum and he was placed under 24/7 watch in a solitary confinement cell for Freaky Barbers. He was in a straitjacket. He will never be released from the asylum ever again. Justice has been dealt. Poetic Justice in a sense. I made a new comic book detailing a new adventure and our new villain. It was called Ace Savvy and the Blades of Edward Cardcutter. I submitted it to Bill Buck and it became a huge sensation. It was an awesome bestseller.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Freaky Fred was one of the weirdest episodes of CTCD and that man was a complete and total nutcase! He was the Sweeney Todd of Hair. Except that Sweeney Todd was a cannibal. But this was different. I got the idea for the Edward Cardcutter from Edward Scissorhands. I figured it would be perfect and I wanted to give Nico, Bai Tza, Courage, Earth and Francesca Ace Savvy personae and take down Fred Ace Savvy Style. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks for that man as usual. Next for part 28 is Shirley The Medium. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
