It starts with us heading out of the house. Me, Lincoln and Lana Loud were walking out of the house. Lincoln was taking Lana to the racetrack, because Bobbie Fletcher, Lana's racing hero, was gonna be there. Lana was clearly excited, and Lincoln could tell.
Lincoln: (smiles) Excited, aren't you, Lana?
Lana: (excited) How could I not be?! I'm gonna see Bobbie Fletcher again!
Me: Last time we saw her we were frozen inside the Burpin' Burger and she saw our powers.
Lincoln: Yeah. *smiles* Well, at least we won't be stuck in Burpin' Burger this time.
Lana: *remembers Snow Way Out, feels guilty* Oh... yeah...
Lincoln noticed this but knew that we were helping her.
Lincoln: Oh, right... Sorry, Lana... I-I didn't mean to...
Lana: It's okay, Lincoln. (Sighs) I'm sorry that all that happened...
Lincoln: It's okay, Lana. You were just really excited.
Me: Yeah but we helped you win that contest and you got a great job offering in the future.
Lincoln hugs his tomboy sister, to which she smiles and returns the hug.
Lana: (smiles) Thanks, Lincoln. Thanks J.D.
Me: No problem Lana.
Lincoln: (smiles) You're welcome, Lana. (puts her on his shoulders) Now come on, let's go see your racing hero!
Lana: (Excited) YEAH!
Me: Lets go guys.
Me, Lincoln and Lana head to the racetrack.
The three of us soon arrived at the racetrack, and it was packed.*
Lincoln: (Smiles) Here we are, Lana!
Lana: (Happy) Alright!
Through the excited crowd, Lincoln spots Bobbie Fletcher with his enhanced eyesight.
Lincoln: (points at her) Look, Lana! There she is!
Me: Oh yeah!
Lana's eyes sparkle in amazement as a huge smile appears on her face.
Lana: (very happy) Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! OHMYGOSH!
Me and Lincoln begins walking over to Bobbie Fletcher with the excited Lana still on Lincoln's shoulders.
Lincoln: Excuse me, Bobbie Fletcher?
Bobbie: (turns around, sees Me, Lincoln and Lana) Oh, hello, little ones.
Me: Hey Bobbie. Its been a while.
Bobbie: Oh wow. J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. How have you all been.
Me: Great Bobbie.
Lana couldn't believe it, Bobbie Fletcher was talking to them, again!
Bobbie: *recognizes them* Wait a second. I know you two.
Lincoln: Yeah, during that heavy snowfall.
Bobbie: Yes, it's been a while since I've seen you. *smiles* How've you been?
Lincoln: *smiles* We've been doing well, Bobbie.
*Lana was even more excited. Bobbie Fletcher remembered her and Lincoln.*
Lana: *in her head, more excited* She remembers us?! Oh, I'm so glad this isn't a dream!
Me: Lana was so excited to meet you again Bobbie.
Bobbie: *notices Lana's excited* I can see that.
Lincoln: Yeah, just excited to see her racing hero.
Bobbie: *smiles* Oh, is that so?
Lincoln: *smiles* Yep.
Me: Yep.
*Lincoln takes Lana off his shoulders and sets her down in front of Bobbie. This causes the tomboy to get nervous.*
Lana: *looks up at Bobbie, smiles nervously* Um... H-Hello, Bobbie...
Bobbie: *smiles, kneels down to Lana* Hi, Lana.
*Lana makes a huge smile as Bobbie takes off her red cap and pulls out a marker. She then signs it.*
*It says
"To Lana, from Bobbie F."
Bobbie: *smiles* Here you go, Lana. *gives back her cap*
*Lana takes the cap, and is even more happy and excited.*
Lana: *even more happy* Oh. My. Gosh. An autograph from you, Bobbie?! Oh, I will never, ever wash this off!
*Bobbie smiles and rustles Lana's hair, making the tomboy giggle.*
Bobbie *stands up and faces Lincoln* You sure have a very excited sister, Lincoln. *rustles Lincoln's white hair*
Lincoln: *smiles* So true, Bobbie.
Lana: *very happy* Thank you so much, Bobbie!
Bobbie: *smiles* No problem, Lana. *looks at Lincoln* Oh, and Lincoln, J.D.?
Lincoln: Yeah?
Me: Yes?
Bobbie: The racing network told me to give this to you.
*Bobbie pulls out a piece of paper, which looked like an invitation.*
Lincoln: What is it?
Bobbie: *smiles* Read It and find out.
Lincoln: *reads it* "Team Loud Phoenix Storm, if you're reading this, you and 22 members of your team have been invited to participate in the annual Gotham Royal York Michigan 500. Build up your roadster, then rev up and go and tear down the road into 1st place! I'm telling ya, tomorrow's gonna be a great race! See you there!"
From, Mayor Collin.
*Me, Lincoln & Lana were shocked.*
Lincoln *shocked* We've been invited to participate in a race?!
Bobbie: *smiles* Yep.
Me: Oh this is gonna be so cool!
Lana: *shocked* This is unbelievable! And... *makes a huge smile* AWESOME! I'll get to be like you, Bobbie! An awesome racer!
*Bobbie chuckles.*
Lincoln: *shocked* I... I don't know...
Lana: *hugs Lincoln's leg* C'mon, Lincoln! Please? This is a pretty big honor! We can't turn it down! And I really wanna race!
Me: Yeah Lincoln. We get to participate in a big race like in NASCAR. This is gonna be so awesome!
*Lana gives Lincoln the puppy dog eyes.*
Lana: *puppy dog eyes* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Lincoln: *in his head* Oh no, not the puppy dog eyes.
*Lincoln then sighs.*
Lincoln: Alright, but you can't use the puppy dog eyes for a full week.
Lana: *happy* Yay! *hugs Lincoln tightly*
Bobbie: *smiles* Great answer, Lincoln.
Me: We'll do it Bobbie. We're gonna burn some rubber.
Lincoln: I only agreed because Lana gave me the puppy dog eyes.
Bobbie: *cocks an eyebrow* And you didn't want to make her sad?
Lincoln: *sighs* Also true. But if she or one of our sisters get into an accident, we're done racing.
Bobbie: I can understand that.
Lincoln: Well, then. *smiles* Count us in.
Bobbie: *smiles* Great.
Lana: *very happy* Alright! *jumps around Lincoln in excitement* We're gonna go racing!
*Lincoln smiles at Lana's excitement.*
Back at the estate Me, Lincoln and Lana are telling everyone. They were shocked.
Lori: *shocked* Are you serious?!
Luan: *shocked* We've been invited to compete in a race?!
Lincoln: *nods* Yep.
Me: This is gonna be awesome guys. We get to race in a Daytona 500 style race. It's gonna be awesome!
Lana: *excited* Totally!
Luna: *shocked* That's awesome!
Sam S.L.: This is gonna be so cool dudes!
Varie: I've always wanted to do this!
Luan: *shocked* No kidding!
Eddy: This is awesome!
Bobby: Oh babe this is gonna be so awesome.
Lynn: *shocked, excited* I already can't wait!
Lightning: Lightning agrees.
Leni: *shocked, excited* Totes! It's gonna be amazing!
Lucy: *shocked, excited* And wicked.
Lisa: I say we get to building our roadsters.
Dexter: I'll join the race too.
Lana: Yeah! Plus, we already got one to turn into a roadster!
Lola: *looks at Lana* What's that?
Lana: Your princess car, Lola!
Lola: *shocked* WHAT?! *gets angry* ABSOLUTELY NOT!
*Lana bursts out laughing, much to Lola's anger and confusion.*
Lola: *angry, confused* What?! What's so funny?!
Lana: *laughing* Wow, you should've seen your face! I was only kidding, Lola! I'm not doing that!
Lola: *glares at Lana* Good. Cause if you touch it... *slides her finger across her throat*
Me: All right you two that's enough. Lets get to building our cars.
We got to work on our cars. Nico, May, and Aylene participated as well.
I was building my own car and Nico built his with MODOC's Intelligence.
*Lincoln was working on the hydraulics underneath his car.*
*Lily was putting fixing a wheel on her car.*
*Luan was putting an exhaust pipe on her car.*
*Leni and Lana were installing engines in their cars.*
*Lori and Lola were decorating their cars.*
*And Lucy, Lynn, and Lisa were putting in glass for the windows and mirrors.*
Lana: *in her head, excited* This is gonna be AWESOME! I hope you watch us, Bobbie!
Me: I hope she does too Lana.
We finished our cars.
*The siblings were resting in the living room.*
Lincoln: *wipes the sweat off his forehead* Phew, that was some hard work.
Lori: *sips some water* Yeah, but it was worth it.
Me: Yep.
*Lisa walks up to the siblings.*
Lisa: Hello, fellow siblings. The modifications are complete.
Lana: *excited* Ooh! Does that mean we can see our complete race cars?!
Lisa: *nods, smiles* Indeed. Follow me.
*We all follow Lisa into the garage. When they get there, the others, except Lisa, were confused. They see normal cars, not racing cars.*
Lynn: *confused* What the heck?
Lana: *confused, a bit angry* What's the big idea?
Lincoln: *confused* What gives? These are just normal cars, not racing cars. How we gonna race with these?
Lisa: *smiles* Au contraire, dear brother. *pulls out a red remote with a small antenna and gives it to Lincoln* Press this.
*Lincoln takes the red remote and presses the button.*
Singers: Roadster racers, gooooo!
*Lincoln's car starts shaking, then it transforms into a roadster.*
*Lincoln's Blazing Hot Rod.*
Lincoln: *shocked* Whoa!
Me: AWESOME CAR!
Sisters: *shocked* Whoa!/Wow!/Amazing!
*Lincoln's roadster was colored in his respective color: Orange, with yellow on the front. It was like a red drag racer mixed with a car from the Fast and Furious. It had three exhaust pipes on each side sticking out on the front side near the front wheels. It had a small windshield. There was a spoiler on the back, with an orange flame shape on each end. It had the number 28.*
Lincoln walks over to his roadster in shock.
Lincoln: *shocked* Wow... this is my roadster? It looks... *smiles* Amazing!
Lisa: *smiles* It pleases me that you think so, elder brother.
Lily: What about ours, Lisa?
Luan: Yeah! Linc's roadster can't be the only one who transforms!
Me: I have a feeling ours are gonna be just as cool.
Lisa: *pulls out red remotes* Do not worry, Luan and Lily. I did all of yours as well.
Lynn: *smiles* Oh, good. I was gonna clobber you if you didn't.
Me: Lets not do that anymore Lynn.
Lynn: Sorry.
*We all each take a remote and press the buttons.*
Singers: Roadster racers, goooooo!
*Our cars transformed into their Roadsters.*
Sisters: *amazed* Whoa!
Me: Awesome!
*J.D.'s Phoenix Skyburner*
My car was red with orange and yellow flames on the bottom, a phoenix on the sides and phoenix tail feathers on the back and it had the number 16 on it. (It's also based on the Mach 6 from 2008's Speed Racer)
Me: Awesome car!
*Varie's Mermaid Runner*
Varie's roadster was aqua blue and it had a mermaid on it and a fish tail decoration on the back. It had the number 15 on it.
Varie: My car is awesome!
*Lori's Stormy Dragster.*
*Lori's roadster looked like a normal convertible car, in her respected color: Light blue. There was a white stripe down the middle, black seats, a small windshield, and a spoiler on the back. It had the number 13.*
Lori: *amazed* This is literally awesome!
*Bobby's Crystal Shredder*
Bobby's car was blue with crystal shards on it and it had crystal clusters decorated on the back. It also had the number 14 on it.
Bobby: This is amazing guys!
*Leni's Fashion Speeder.*
*The Roadster looked like a Drag Racer, in Leni's respected color: turquoise. On the back was a large turquoise bow on top of a tall spoiler, a small windshield, and the engine was fixed in front the spoiler with long exhaust pipes going under said spoiler. It had the the number 4.*
Leni: *amazed* This is totes amazing!
*Luna's Rockin' Rider.*
*Luna's also looked similar to a drag racer, just being much larger in the back than Leni's, with four long exhaust pipes sticking out on said back. It was in her respected color: purple. It was decorated with pictures of guitars and had a small speaker on the front. It had the number 30.
Luna: *amazed* That is a rockin' ride!
*Sam's Volcanic Rocker*
Sam's roadster was aqua green with blue flames, a volcano and black musical notes. It had the number 29.
Sam S.L.: Radical Ride!
*Luan's Party Scrambler.*
*Luan's Roadster was exactly like a comedian would decorate their ride. Squirt flowers, rubber chickens, everything. Including party-colored polka dots. It had the number 8.*
Luan: *amazed* This is awesome!
*Eddy's Jawbreaker Hustler*
Eddy's roadster was blue and it had jawbreakers and quarters on the bottom and a split in half jawbreaker decorated the back. It had the number 7.
Eddy: This is awesome!
*Lynn's TurboCharger.*
*Lynn's Roadster was decked out like a sports car. Literally. It had pieces of every sport on it, and a #1 on the side. It had a small windshield, and the engine was fixed on the back, right in front of the spoiler.*
Lynn: *amazed* Oh... yeah!
*Lightning's Thunder Roller*
Lightning's roadster was dark blue with lightning on it. It had lightning on the back and on the mirrors. It had the number 2.
Lightning: Lightning loves this car!
*Lucy's Grave Kart.*
*Lucy's Roadster was all black, with the exception of one white stripe going down the middle, a small windshield, and three small exhaust pipes on each side sticking out on the front side near the front wheels. There was also a bat-wing like spoiler on the back. It had the number 19.*
Lucy: *smiles* Wicked.
*Laney's Nature Dazzler*
Laney's roadster was bright red and it had vines, leaves, flowers and tree branches on it and it had leaves on the back. It had the number 22 on it.
Laney: My car is amazing!
*Lana's Muddy Streaker.*
*Lana's Roadster looked like a mix of a race car and a drag racer. It was blue, had a spoiler with green ends, two exhaust pipes in front of the rear wheels on each side, and painted with brown to look like mud. It had the number 55.*
Lana: *amazed* Oh, heck yeah!
*Lola's Pink Thunder.*
*Lola's Roadster looked fit for a princess. It was all pink, decorated with jewels on the side, a small windshield, and had a large silver tiara on the back, which was the Roadster's spoiler. It had the number 66.*
Lola: *big smile* It's beautiful!
*Lisa's Atom Sprinter.*
*Lisa's Roadster was green with a white stripe going down the middle on the hood, and a dark green spoiler in the back with a yellow stripe in the middle. There was also a picture of a beaker on the front. It had the number 31.*
Lisa: *smiles* Most impressive, if I do say so myself.
*Dexter's DNA Rider*
Dexter's roadster was red and purple with a DNA helix on the side and molecules, atoms and subatomic particles and the number 32.
Dexter: My car is geniusly awesome!
*Lily's Ocean Zoomer.*
*Lily's Roadster was lavender, a large engine with two exhaust pipes fitted on the back, a small windshield, and looked like the handle of a paintbrush. It also had multi colored spots to resemble paint splotches. It had the number 2.*
Lily: *amazed* Wow!
*Aylene's Jurassic Speeder*
Aylene's roadster was green and it had dinosaur footprints and prehistoric plants on it. It had the number 12 on it.
Aylene: My car is so cool!
*Nico's Star Speeder*
Nico's roadster was purple and had the planet Vegeta on it and it had numerous stars and a Saiyan Monkey tail decoration was on the back. It had the number 88 on it.
Nico: My car is so awesome!
*May's Winter Turbospeeder*
May's roadster was light blue and it had snowflakes and icicles on the sides and blue fire on the bottom. It had the number 53 on it.
May: My car is awesome!
Lana: *amazed* These Roadsters are so awesome!
Me: They sure are.
I get in my car and it was amazing. It had all kinds of high tech gadgets and features.
Me: Wow! My car is awesome! It's like a car from the year 2500.
Lisa: Indeed. Now 2nd elder brother, I strongly recommend that you read this before you drive it.
Lisa handed me a huge manual for it. It was 4,000 pages thick.
Me: Wow. Might as well get reading then.
I start reading the manual.
Lori: But are they fast?
Lincoln: *smiles* Well, let's find out!
Me: I'm gonna read the manual for this. But have fun guys.
Varie: Okay.
*The siblings were riding their Roadsters on a field outside of Royal Woods. They were definitely fast, and were going perfectly.*
Lana: *excited, whooping* THIS IS SO AWESOME!
Leni: *excited* No kidding, Lana! *launches off a hill* WOO!
*After a few minutes, they stop.*
Lincoln: *smiles* Yeah, they're fast alright.
Lucy: *smiles* That was so wicked.
Laney: That was so awesome!
Luan: *smiles, laughing* Yeah! That was awesome!
Lynn: *smiles* I can't wait for tomorrow!
Lana: *smiles* Me neither!
Leni also made us awesome jumpsuits for us.
*The next day.*
*Today was the day of the Gotham Royal York Michigan 500 Race. We all were prepping up their Roadsters.*
*Lincoln was shining his front hood.*
I saw the race track and it was a huge long race that went all the way across the state.
Me: Wow! This is gonna be so awesome!
*Lori and Leni were polishing their lights.*
Sam S.L. is polishing her hood.
*Luna was making sure her mirrors were adjusted.*
*Luan and Lynn were checking their engines.*
*Lucy and the twins were making sure their tires were okay.*
*And Lisa and Lily are fixing up any loose screws.*
*Soon, we all have finished our check ups.*
Lincoln: *sitting in the front seat of his Daily Driver* Alright, is everyone ready?
Me: We're all set buddy.
Sisters: *in the seats of their Daily Drivers, excited* Yeah!
Lincoln: *smiles* Okay! It's Roadster Racing Time!
Me: It's time to burn rubber.
Singers: Roadster racers, goooooo!
*The siblings' Daily Drivers transform into their Roadsters.*
*The siblings wearing also wearing roadster racers suits of their respective colors.*
Lincoln: Let's roll!
*The siblings race out of the garage.*
*In the middle of Royal Woods.*
*Confetti falls from the air as tons of people gathered around, cheering for the race that was happening today. Broadcast cameras were also being put up.*
*Amongst the crowd, My mom, dad, sister, Rita, Lynn Sr. Ronnie Anne, Clyde, Girl Jordan and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm were there. Even some people we don't know.*
Rita: *a bit concerned* I hope the kids will be okay. I know Lincoln and the older girls will, but I'm worried about the younger ones.
Ronnie Anne: I'm sure they'll be fine.
Rusty: Yeah, don't worry, Mrs. Loud.
Rita: (Sighs) You're probably right.
Me: We have more racers joining us.
Among them was a racer I know all too well. It was the legendary Speed Racer himself driving his Mach 5.
Me: Oh wow! The legendary Speed Racer!
Speed: It's an honor to meet you J.D. Is this your first ever race?
Me: It sure is Speed. It's an honor to meet the world famous Speed Racer.
Speed: And it's an honor to meet the leader of the world famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: This is gonna be so awesome!
More racers arrived and it was the Wacky Racers.
Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Mean Machine
The Slag Brothers in the Bouldermobile
The Gruesome Twosome in the Creepy Coupe
Professor Pat Pending in the Convert-a-car
Red Max in the Crimson Haybaler
Penelope Pitstop in the Compact Pussycat
Sergeant Blast and Private Meekley in the Army Surplus Special
The Anthill Mob in the Bulletproof Bomb
Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear in the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug
Peter Perfect in the Turbo Terrific
And Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon
Me: Awesome! It's all my favorite racers from Wacky Races! You guys are my favorites from my past!
Penelope Pitstop: It's an honor to meet you J.D.
Professor Pat Pending: Thanks J.D. Good luck to you.
Dick Dastardly: You better quit while you still have a head Knudson.
Me: We'll see about that Dastardly. You couldn't even catch a single carrier pigeon or win a single race in the Wacky Races.
BURN!
Dick Dastardly: Don't remind me of that.
Muttley snickered.
*The race announcer, Billy Natson, was standing next to Mayor Collin.*
Billy: Hidy-ho, Roadster fans! And welcome to one of the biggest events in the history of racing. Hello I'm Billy Natson and today is a beautiful day for the greatest race in Michigan, The Michigan 500. Buckle up and gear up for today's Roadster race! It's 1 single lap that stretches across the entire state from Michigan into Minnesota. *spots something* And here come the racers now!
*The crowd cheers loudly as me, Varie, Aylene, Nico, May and the siblings and lovers and other racers approach the starting line.*
My eyes in the sky were watching the whole race very closely. Carol, Vince, Fu, Bai Tza and Linka were watching from above.
*The siblings spot the group and wave at them.*
Ronnie Anne: *excited* This is gonna be good.
I wave to them and they waved back.
*Mayor Collin clears his throat.*
Mayor Collin: On behalf of the citizens of Gotham Royal York, *pulls out a green flag* I, the honorable Mayor Collin, am most proud to say...
*Lincoln revs up his roadster.*
Me: It's party time!
Mayor Collin: *waves the green flag* Rev up and go!
*The crowd cheers wildly as the racers zoom off.*
Billy: AND THEY'RE OFF!
We sped down the track at a blazing speed.
*As the race goes on, Me and Lincoln would be trading first place with another race.*
Lincoln: *excited* This is so thrilling! I've never been so excited in my life!
Me: Me neither buddy! This is awesome!
*He feels someone bump into the back of his car. He knows it's not one of his sisters, because he can hear the voice of the driver.*
Driver: Out of my way!
Me: Oh no you don't clod!
I press a green button and fire a missile at the green car and blow him away out of the race.
Me: No rough play on my watch!
Lincoln: *glances in the mirror* Eat my dust! Thanks J.D.
Me: No problem.
*Lincoln speeds up and zooms away from the driver behind him.*
*Later, after zooming down the bends and curves around the track, which took a long while.*
Billy: Here come the racers as they come to Devil's canyon. That canyon has lots of razor sharp rocks and deadly earthquakes and landslides rock the area.
Me: Here comes Devil's canyon guys.
Lana: I see it bro.
We were moving at 150 to 200 miles per hour and it was fast.
In the walls of the canyon Dick Dastardly pushed a big boulder and blocked the canyon.
Vince: Hey Partner. Dick Dastardly pushed a big boulder into your path and blocked the canyon.
Me: I see it partner. Thank you.
I pressed a red button and a laser fired from the front and blew the whole boulder apart into dust.
KRABOOOOMM!
Me: YEE HAW!
Dick Dastardly: DRAT! DRAT AND DOUBLE DRAT!
Lincoln: *takes a deep breath* One obstacle down and who knows how many to go.
Lana, Lola: *excited, from behind Lincoln* WOO-HOO!
*Lincoln sees the twins zoom past him on their roadsters. He smirks and speeds up, soon reaching the twins, then Leni zooms past all 3 of them.*
Leni: *excited* Coming through!
Varie: This is so awesome!
Lincoln: *smirks* It's on, Leni!
Lynn: *zooms past Lincoln, excited* Yeah, it's on!
Lori: *zooms past Lincoln and Lynn, excited* Let's literally do this!
Billy: And the racers are entering the next obstacle of the race! The densest forest in the state: Nihilism Taiga! No one has ever come out of this one alive. The forest is so dense that not even the light from the sun can go through it!
We are in the forest and it was so dark we couldn't see.
Me: Whoo! It's dark. Turn on your lights guys.
We turned on our headlights and they were bright enough to pierce the darkness of the forest.
Me: Wow! I can't believe that this forest is so dark. No wonder they got lost so easily in here. It's pitch black.
Lana: It sure is.
Laney: I think I can help with this guys.
Laney used her plant powers to bend the trees and reveal the road and she helped us get through.
Me: Awesome job Laney.
Aylene: Thanks Laney.
Varie: Good work.
We passed through the forest and made it to the next obstacle.
The crowd cheered wildly.
Billy: Zoom! There they go! The racers have now exited the forest! Now entering the 3rd obstacle: they have to race on the bottom of Lake Superior.
We saw the lake coming up.
Me: Looks like we're going underwater guys.
I press a blue button and my car turned into a submarine.
Speed turned the Mach 5 into a submarine as well.
We all did so and went in.
I turned on my headlights to see and we saw the beauty of the fish and bottom of Lake Superior.
Me: Wow!
Lori: This is literally amazing.
Leni: Look at all the pretty fish.
Laney: There's lots of them here.
Lola: It sure is beautiful.
Me: Yes it is. Speed are you doing okay?
Speed: I am J.D. Thanks for your concern. My oxygen tanks will hold out down here.
Me: Okay. But if you need oxygen let me know. My car has a special hose that can pump in oxygen from the water to you.
Speed: Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome Speed.
We raced along the bottom and we saw more fish and more beauty. We even saw an awesome surprise. On the bottom was an underwater mermaid city and we were driving right by it.
Me: Wow! A Mermaid city!
Varie: It's not my home or Atlantica. It must be a separate city of them.
Me: We should ask King Triton if he knows anything.
Laney: Good idea.
Lana: We're almost to the other side.
Me: Okay. Time to surface guys.
We did so and we got onto the surface and onto the lake.
Billy: And they have completed the 3rd obstacle! Now they are coming up to the 4th obstacle: The WAR ZONE!
We saw up ahead a nasty war zone and guns, explosions and more were there.
Me: Looks like it's time to go all out guys.
I press multiple buttons and missile launchers, machine guns, laser guns, particle beams and more were on my car.
Lincoln: You got it J.D.
Their cars were equiped with weapons as well.
Me: Locked and loaded. This calls for some really good music.
I pull out a CD and put it in.
(Down with the Sickness by Disturbed plays)
Me: Good music. Lets rock and roll!
We had our shields up and we went into the war zone. Numerous bad guys were firing rifles and machine guns. We fired our weapons and missiles and blasted them apart into bloody pieces and splattered them all over the place. I deployed my sawblades and sliced them apart.
Carol: J.D. Missile turrets ahead!
Me: I see them.
I press two buttons.
Me: Slicer Missiles deploy!
I fired two missiles and they opened and turned into deadly razor blades. They slashed the turrets and blew them apart.
KABOOM!
Aylene: Nice shot J.D.!
Me: Thanks Aylene.
Lincoln: More bad guys up ahead.
I press three buttons.
Me: Piranha Missiles away!
I fired three blue missiles and the heads had metal razor sharp heads snapping like piranha jaws. They mauled the bad guys apart and splattered their blood and guts everywhere. The blood and guts even got on my windshield.
Me: Oh yuck!
I turned on the washer and windshield wipers.
Me: That's better.
Fu: J.D. there's more bad guys ahead.
Me: I see them Fu.
I press a button.
Me: Match Head Missile away!
I fired a missile and the red head lit on fire and it got behind them and exploded.
KABOOOM!
Me: BINGO!
Aylene: Awesome shot J.D.!
Me: Thanks. The missile designs of the SWAT Kats came in handy for this.
Lola: They sure did.
We made it through the War Zone in one piece.
Me: Is everyone all right?
Lana: I'm okay J.D.
Everyone said they were okay.
Me: Good.
Billy: We are now coming to the final zone everyone! This zone is called the SKYSCRAPER ZONE! It's home to the nefarious and ruthless members of the Gang of Assassins!
We drove into a huge city that stretched on for miles.
Lincoln: Final zone... *narrows his eyes* Time to get serious.
*Lincoln pushes the gear stick forward and steps on the gas pedal, making his roadster speed up. It fact, it was so fast, he rocketed past all his sisters and quickly became a speck in the distance.*
He sped right passed me.
*The sisters were surprised at how fast he was going.*
Lily: *surprised* Wow, now that's fast!
Lola: *surprised* Linky's going crazy fast!
Laney: Be careful Lincoln.
Lynn: *surprised* We better step up our game here!
Me: Boy he really put the pedal to the metal.
Penelope Pitstop: He sure did.
Me: Lets burn some rubber guys!
We speed up, but it's nowhere near as fast enough to catch up with Lincoln.
Lori: Dang! He's so fast!
Leni: How is he so much faster than us?!
Luna: No idea, dudes!
Me: Lets do this!
*Lana narrows her eyes.*
Lana: *narrowed eyes* Oh, HECK no! I'm not gonna lose now, Lincoln! Bobbie, if you're watching, this is HOW I RACE!
*Lana pushes the gear stick forward and steps on the gas pedal, making her roadster speed up. That surprised the others a lot as Lana rocketed after Lincoln.*
Sisters: *even more surprised* WOAH!
Me: WOW!
Carol saw a group of three-wheeled cars coming up on us fast.
Carol: Guys you got big problems! The Gang of assassins is coming towards you all fast.
Me: Uh oh!
Speed: (Gasps) J.D. those assassins are going to kill us if we don't stop them!
Me: I'm way ahead of you Speed. Carol, Vince, Fu, blast them!
Vince: You got it partner!
Vince blasted them with rainbow light and Carol fired King Ghidorah's gravity lightning. Fu threw numerous Fan Slash blades at them as well.
The techniques hit them and the cars exploded.
KABOOOM! KABOOOOOOM! KABOOOOOMM!
But the cars kept on coming.
Bai Tza: The cars are still coming guys!
Me: Keep blasting them until we cross the finish line.
Bai Tza: You got it boss.
*Meanwhile.*
*Lincoln starts to approach the finish line. Mayor Collin is holding a checkered flag.*
Me: There's the finish line!
I speed up and me, Lana and Lincoln were neck and neck. It was gonna be really close.
Billy: Here we are, Roadster fans! Lincoln, J.D. and Lana approaching the finish line!
Lincoln: *smiles* This race is mine!
Me: No! This Race is ours!
Billy: We have a photo finish!
A camera took a picture of the finish line as we crossed. The picture revealed that me, Lincoln and Lana crossing the finish line at the same time!
Billy: Boom! There it is, roadster fans! J.D., Lincoln and Lana crossed the finish line at the same time! They are the winners of the of this year's Gotham Royal York Michigan 500 Roadster Race!
*The crowd cheers very loudly for the three of us as we take off our racing helmets, smiling happily. We get out our cars and wave to the crowd.*
Rita: *cheering* Great job, guys!
Patti: Way to go son!
Sumner: (Sniffles) That's my boy!
Ronnie Anne: *cheering* You won! Awesome!
Lynn Sr.: *cheering* Way to go guys!
Lincoln: *surprised* To be honest, I never saw that coming. But, *smiles* we won the race guys.
Me: We sure did buddy.
*While waving to the crowd, Lana spots Bobbie Fletcher in the crowd, causing her to gasp.*
Lana: *surprised* Bobbie Fletcher?!
*Bobbie smiles at Lana and gives her a thumbs-up, this causes the tomboy to sport a huge grin.*
Billy: And here comes the rest of the gang!
*The rest of the racers cross the finish line.*
*Speed got second place*
*Laney got third place*
*Luna got fourth place.*
*Lynn got fifth place.*
*Luan got sixth place.*
*Lola got seventh place.*
*Leni got eighth place.*
*Lori got ninth place.*
*Lucy and Lily both got tenth place.*
*Lisa got eleventh place.*
*The other racers: dead last.*
Billy: And would you look at that! Not only did the Loud Kids, Varie, Nico, Aylene, May, and the Wacky Racers all get first through eleventh, but we had a tie for ninth place between Lucy and Lily!
*Lucy and Lily were surprised, but happy with it.*
Lucy: Nice job, Lily.
Lily: *smiles* You too, Lucy!
Laney: This was so much fun!
*Later, the siblings and other racers were standing on a small racing awards stage. Mayor Collin gives a racing trophy to Lana.*
Mayor Collin: Congratulations, Lana, Lincoln and J.D.
Lana: *smiles, takes the trophy* Thank you, Mayor.
Me: It was awesome Mr. Mayor.
Bobbie: *off-screen* Way to go, Lana.
*Everyone looks and sees Bobbie Fletcher, much to Lana's happiness.*
Lana: *happy* Bobbie Fletcher!
Bobbie: *smiles* Nice job on your first race, Lana. Color me impressed.
Lana: *happy, nervous smile* W-Wow... Um... Th-Thanks...
Me: This was the most fun we ever had guys.
Lincoln: *rustles Lana's hair* You caught me off guard with that catch up, Lana.
Lana: *giggles* Yeah, guess I did.
Me: You surprised all of us.
*Bobbie then rustles Lana's hair, making the tomboy nearly faint. Lincoln caught her though.*
Lincoln: *smiles* I gotta say, racing is more fun than I figured.
Me: You said it buddy.
Other Sisters: Yeah!/Totally!/It sure was!
Lana: *smiles* Aren't you glad I convinced you, Lincoln?
Lincoln: *smiles* Definitely, Lana.
Me: You convinced all of us Lana.
Bobbie: It was so awesome having you all here.
Me: Same here Bobbie. But Speed it was an awesome honor to race with the legendary Speed Racer.
Speed: Thanks J.D. It was a great pleasure to race with you too.
Me: Thanks Speed. But we're not in it for the fame and glory. We're just in it for the fun.
Speed: Well said J.D.
Me, Lincoln, Lana and Speed held up the trophy and everyone cheered wildly for us. Confetti rained down on us as we got our picture taken.
At the estate Megan was talking on the phone.
Megan: Hey, Cornelia! How are you?
Cornelia: Pretty good! I heard you and your family moved to Royal York.
Megan: We did. And we're really enjoying it here! It turns out that J.D. knows a lot of superheroes, like Spider Man, Captain America, Superman, and Batman.
Cornelia: Really? Well, I'd like to meet them someday.
Megan: What's happening over at Heatherfield?
Cornelia: Well, this girl named Will Vandom moved to Heatherfield several months ago. And she's a really cool girl. Me, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin have been hanging out with her a lot. And she's also made a boyfriend named Matt Olson, the lead guitarist of train wreck. Also, me and Elyon had a falling out but don't worry. The both of us made up.
Megan: So nothing out of the ordinary, right?
Cornelia (lying through her teeth): Nope. Just the usual stuff.
Lilian Hale: Cornelia!
Cornelia: Ugh! Sorry, Megan. I've gotta go. Lilian apparently needs me for something.
Megan: Alright. Talk to you later! (Cornelia hangs up)
We came back and we had the trophy in our hands.
Me: Hey Megan. We won our race.
Megan: Awesome! I saw it on TV and you guys were awesome!
Me: Thanks Megan. But we weren't in it for the fame and fortune. We wanted to do it for fun.
Megan: Well said J.D.
Nico: So what's been going on?
Megan revealed what happened.
Nico: So that's what's been going on with Cornelia in Heatherfield?
Megan: Yep. She didn't mention anything out of the ordinary.
Nico: Well, I think there might be more to it. I mean, J.D. did mention that she was in some place called Meridian at one point.
Megan: I just hope that you get to meet her and her friends in the future.
Nico: I have a feeling we will Megan.
We're going to participate in another race in 3 weeks.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete.
I would like to thank nbwatts on Deviantart for giving me the inspiration and for letting me use his fanfiction he and LeeGriffin did on Deviantart. Thanks guys. Credit goes to both of you. I loved his racing fanfiction he did and it was awesome! I did my own version of his chapter and decided to incorporate all of the characters from Wacky Races and Speed Racer. Two great shows I know from back when I was a kid and they were awesome! I love watching the famous Daytona 500 on TV and it's awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas. Thanks man as usual. Again thanks and credit goes to nbwatts and LeeGriffin. Thanks guys. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
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