It starts in Arendelle.

It was Anna's birthday today and we were getting everything ready for her special party.

With a twirl of ice, a small ice statue of the smiling Anna was formed over a large blue cake.

Elsa: So lonely. (reconstructs it into little ice-figurines of herself and Anna in formal outfits) Stiff. (reconstructs it again, this time as one where Anna was frozen and Elsa was in sorrow, holding onto her) No, I can't do that! (does it again, this time as herself and Anna ice-skating)

Lana: Okay, that's good. Keep it right there.

Elsa: You sure?

Kristoff: Relax, it looks great!

Kristof held a mop with paint; Sven was next to him, with paint cans on his antlers. Kristof used the mop to paint letters on a large piece of paper.

Me: Thanks for inviting us over to set up everything for Anna's birthday Elsa.

Elsa: My pleasure J.D.

Maria: Quick question. Did you not in the past month, help us out against Loki and conquer your own demons in the form of Hans' so called ghost? How is this making you nervous?

Elsa: I just want it to be perfect, that's all.

Kristoff: Speaking of perfect, check this out.

Elsa, Lana, Lola, and Maria looked to see a massive banner hanging high that read 'Happy Birthday Anna' on it in colorful letters.

Elsa: Well… that's…

Lola: A little much, don't you think?

Kristoff: Well it was Mikey's idea.

Rumble: It's true. Mikey insisted.

Michelangelo: Hey, you want a party, you gotta think big! And no party is complete without Pizza! (gestures to a table with a large pyramid stack of pizza boxes. The table had heat lamps near it as well)

Rumble: Okay, heat lamps are up. (turns them on)

Elsa: Heat lamps?

Michelangelo: You ever tried cold Pizza, Elsa? It's always good when it's hot.

Elsa: Guys, are you sure I can leave you all in charge here?

Kristoff: Absolutely.

Rumble: Don't worry, we got this.

Elsa: So, Rumble? How did you get your name?

Rumble: Simple. I can use my piledrivers to make the ground shake.

Me: That is awesome.

Rumble: And one of the advantages of Frenzy being dead is that no one can confuse me for him now.

Nico: There's been an online debate on whether Rumble is red or blue.

Me: That's true. It's very confusing huh?

Elsa (adjusts a flower set on one of the party tables): I just don't want anything to happen to this courtyard.

Maria: Come on, what's the worse that can happen?

Michelangelo: Well, we could probably be attacked by body snatching alien slugs, a Giant Titan from Greek Mythology, or...

Maria: Forget I asked.

Ratchet, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Ravage, and Lazerbeak were there too.

Me: Everything is just about ready. Now we have to get the guest of honor ready for the greatest birthday she has ever had.

Matt O.: This is gonna be so awesome!

Me: You said it man.

Nico: Oh yeah!.

Elsa saw Olaf and Patrick eating the cake.

Elsa: Olaf! Patrick! What are you doing?!

Said snowman and starfish turned around from the large cake, with a hole in the cake, and their mouths stuffed with blue frosting on their lips.

Olaf: We're not eating cake.

Lola (sarcastically): Sure you two aren't.

Patrick Star: But the cake's made of ice cream!

Elsa: And it's for Anna.

Olaf (defeated): And it's for Anna.

Me: That looks like a delicious cake Elsa.

Elsa: It is.

Rumble: C'mon, Elsa! I think the party's great so far!

Elsa: I know. But this is Anna's first birthday party since our parents died. I really want it to be perfect!

Nico: I know Elsa. It's gonna be awesome!

(BELL CHIMES)

Elsa: (GASPS) Oh, it's time!

Me: Time to get the guest of honor.

Olaf: It's time! For what?

Lola: It's time to get Anna ready for the party.

Elsa: Okay, (CHUCKLES) you sure you got this?

Kristoff: I'm sure.

Elsa: Don't let anyone in before we're ready.

Kristoff: I won't.

Elsa: And don't touch anything.

Kristoff: (CHUCKLES) I'm just gonna stand here.

Olaf: (OFFSCREEN) I'm probably gonna walk around a little.

Elsa: And keep an eye on that cake!

Olaf: Ooh!

Lily used her magic to give Patrick, Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, and Squidward the ability to live on land as well.

Kristoff: She thinks you're an idiot. Well, clearly she's wrong. Ooh! Ooh! Whoops. Whoa.

(OLAF CHUCKLES)

Kristoff: What? It's fine.

Olaf: I can't read. Or spell.

Laney: It's all right Olaf. Lots of people don't know how to read or spell yet.

Lola: That's right Olaf. I was once the same way. Ready Lana?

Lana: You know it sis!

Me, Lana, Lola, Matt O. and Laney went into the castle with Elsa.

In Anna's room, Anna was sleeping and her hair was a mess.

(SNORING)

Elsa: Psst. Anna?

Anna: Yeah?

Elsa: Happy birthday.

Anna: ...to you.

Elsa: It's your birthday.

Anna: ...to me.

(LAUGHS)

Anna: It's my birthday.

Lola: It's gonna be great for you.

Elsa: Come on!

Anna: (GASPS) It's my birthday?

Elsa: Mmm-hmm.

Lana: Happy Birthday Anna.

Anna: Thanks Lana.

Elsa: And it's going to be perfect because... 🎵You've never had a real birthday before. Except of course the ones you spent outside my locked door.🎵

(GASPS)

Elsa: So I'm here way too late to help you celebrate.

(ANNA GRUNTS)

Elsa: And be your birthday date if I may. (SNEEZES)

Elsa accidentally made little snow puffs.

Me: Bless you Elsa.

Elsa: Thanks.

Lana: Oh these little guys are so adorable!

(SNIFFLES)

(GROANS)

Anna: 🎵Elsa, I'm thinkin' ya might have a cold.🎵

Elsa: I don't get colds. Besides... 🎵A cold never bothered me anyway.🎵

Elsa's powers changed hers and Anna's dresses.

Lola: Wow!

Anna: Whoa.

Me: Beautiful.

Anna: (GASPING) (CHUCKLES) Fancy.

Laney: Those dresses look gorgeous on you two.

Anna: Thanks Laney.

Elsa: Just follow the string.

Anna: Wait, what?

Me: You'll see.

Elsa: 🎵I've got big plans I've got surprises for today.🎵

(CHUCKLING)

Anna followed a red string and it lead to a suit of armor and inside the helmet was a beautiful bracelet.

Elsa: 🎵Nothin' but nothin's gonna get in our way.🎵

Matt O.: Beautiful Bracelet.

Elsa: 🎵I've worked for weeks planned everything within my power. I even got Kristoff and Sven to take a shower. If someone wants to hold me back. I'd like to see them try.🎵

Olaf: (OFFSCREEN) Summer!

Laney: Wow! That is a gorgeous clock.

Lola: It sure is.

Elsa: 🎵I'm on the birthday plan attack. I'm givin' you the sun the moon, and the sky.🎵

Laney: Beautiful flowers.

Anna: (SNIFFS AND SIGHS)

Elsa: (SNEEZES)

Lana: Bless you.

Olaf: Little brothers! (GASPS)

Rumble: Those little guys are so cute.

Ratchet: They sure are.

Rumble: Well, this isn't so bad. How bad can these little snowmen be?

Elsa: 🎵I'm makin' today a perfect day for you.🎵

Anna: Ooh, sandwich.

Lola: Looks tasty.

Elsa: 🎵I'm makin' today a blast if that's the last thing I do.🎵

On the wall was 2 pictures. One was a picture of Anna and Elsa holding Olaf on Sven and with Kristoff. And below it was a picture of all of us on Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Hans was under Nico and Lana's feet with a black eye.

Me: We made the bottom one Anna.

Anna: It's beautiful.

Nico: Thanks.

Elsa and Anna were bicycling in the hall and we were flying beside them. Will was holding Matt as she flew.

Elsa: 🎵For everything you are to me, and all you've been through.🎵

Anna ran into a scarf with her face and Laney tied it around her neck.

Laney: Beautiful scarf.

Anna: Thanks Laney.

Elsa: 🎵I'm makin' today, a perfect day for you.🎵

Anna: (GIGGLES)

Elsa: (SNEEZES)

Lola: Bless you!

Elsa: (SNEEZES)

Laney: Bless you.

Anna: They come in threes.

Me: No kidding.

Elsa: I'm fine. (SNEEZES)

Will: Bless you.

Matt Olson: Elsa, maybe you should lie down. That cold looks serious.

Elsa: And miss Anna's party? I don't think so!

Kristoff: Hey!

Elsa: 🎵Surprise, surprise this one is specially..🎵. (SNEEZES)

Nico: Bless you.

Me: Nice fishing rod Anna.

Anna: Thank you. 🎵Wow, you've got me reeling but I'm still concerned for you. I think it's time that you go home and get some rest.🎵

Me: I agree.

I hand her my handkerchief.

Elsa: 🎵We are not stopping 'cause the next one is the be... Ah-ah... Achoo!🎵

Me: Bless you.

Lola: That's a pretty snowglobe.

Anna: 🎵Elsa, you gotta go lie down.🎵

Elsa: 🎵No way we have to paint the town.🎵

Anna: 🎵But you need medical attention.🎵

Oaken: 🎵Are you sick? How about a cold remedy... Of my own invention?🎵

Elsa: No, thanks.

Anna: We'll take it.

Me: Good thinking. Thank you Oaken.

Oaken: You're welcome.

All: 🎵We're making today a perfect day for you!🎵

Elsa: 🎵We're making today a special day!🎵

All: 🎵We're singing a birthday song to make your wishes come true!🎵

Elsa: 🎵Wishes come true.🎵

We held some of the stuff Anna got. We put it in a red wagon Laney unsealed.

All: 🎵We love Princess Anna.🎵

(BLOWING NOSE)

Elsa: 🎵And I love you too.🎵

All: 🎵So we're making today a perfect day. A fabulous day in every way! Yes, we are making today a perfect day!🎵

Olaf: I can fix it.

Kristoff: No, no! (GRUNTING) (CHUCKLES)

Nick: Nice moves Kristoff. You should be a hockey goalie.

Kristoff: I should.

Olaf: (OFFSCREEN) All fixed.

Kristoff: (OFFSCREEN) "Dry Banana Hippy Hat"?

Lincoln: That is funny.

Luan: That's something you can't Spell. (Laughs) Get it?

Everyone laughed.

Lori: That was literally a good one.

Lincoln: I'll fix it up.

Lincoln did so.

Elsa: 🎵Come on. Now we climb!🎵

Anna: 🎵Elsa, that's too much. You need to rest.🎵

Me: Yeah Elsa. You've overworked yourself to the brink.

Elsa: 🎵We need to get to our birthday chills. I mean thrills. Making dreams! Making plans! Go, go, go, go! Follow the string to the end. You are my very best friend.🎵

Anna: Elsa?

Elsa: 🎵What? I'm fine. We're gonna climb, we're gonna sing. Follow the string to the thing. Happy, happy, happy. Merry, merry, merry. Hot, cold.🎵

(GASPS)

Me: Uh oh!

Elsa: 🎵Hot birthday.🎵

We caught Elsa.

Anna: Elsa, look at you, you've got a fever. You're burning up.

I felt her head as I was flying.

Me: Geez! You are burning up.

Lana pulled out the thermometer and it read a high temperature.

Lana: Oh man. 102.9. Elsa you have a nasty fever.

(SIGHS)

Anna: 🎵All right we can't go on like this. Let's put this day on hold. Come on admit it to yourself.🎵

Elsa: 🎵Okay, I have a cold.🎵 I'm sorry, Anna. I just wanted to give you one perfect birthday. But I ruined it. Again.

Me: You didn't ruin it Elsa. These things have a nasty way of showing up when you least expect it.

Lana: Yeah it happens to all of us.

Lola: It's true.

Anna: Yeah, you didn't ruin anything. Let's just get you to bed.

Kristoff: (OFFSCREEN) Oh, no, please, please stop!

All: Surprise!

Anna turned and was joyful.

Anna: Wow!

Elsa: Wow.

Manaphy, Poromon, and Poliwag: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANNA!

Me: That was unexpected!

All: 🎵We're making today a perfect day for you.🎵

(GASPS)

All: 🎵We're making today.🎵

(SNEEZES)

All: 🎵A smiley face all shiny and new.🎵

Kristoff: 🎵There's a fine line between chaos.🎵

Olaf: 🎵And a hullabaloo.🎵

All: 🎵So we're makin' today a perfect day, makin' today a perfect day! A-N-N-A! Makin' today a perfect day for you!🎵

Kristoff: Happy birthday.

Me: Happy Birthday Anna.

All: 🎵Makin' today a happy day and no feelin' blue!🎵

Kristoff: 🎵I love you, baby!🎵

All: 🎵For everything you are to us, and all that you do!🎵

Kristoff: I do.

All: 🎵We're makin' today a perfect today, makin' today a perfect day, makin' today a perfect day!🎵

Elsa: 🎵A perfect day!🎶

Lana and Lola: Happy Birthday Anna!

Anna: Okay, to bed with you.

Elsa: No, wait. Wait.

Anna: Oh!

Elsa: All that's left to do is for the Queen to blow the birthday bukkehorn.

Anna: Oh, no, no, no.

(SNEEZES)

(HORN SOUNDS)

A massive snowball fired out of the horn like a cannon and Nico followed the giant Snowball.

Hans was shoveling manure in the stables in the Southern Isles.

Hans (grumbles): Lousy Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Thinking I made those ghosts. I didn't even know about them until they told me! (hears something) What the-?

Hans sees a snowball heading his way.

Hans (groans): Why me? (the snowball nails Hans right into a cart of manure, burying him)

SPLAT!

Hans: Ow.

(NEIGHING)

Nico: Wow! Nice shot.

Nico flew over to him.

Nico: Hans, you have failed this kingdom. But I think shoveling manure is a good enough punishment for you. (teleports out)

Nico returned to the festivities.


In Elsa's room we were taking care of Elsa.

Me: I'm sorry you got sick Elsa.

Lana: Yeah. It's not fun.

Me: It's not fun for anyone. I've never been sick a day in my life.

Lola: But we are so happy we got to celebrate Anna's birthday.

Anna: Best birthday present ever.

Elsa: Which one?

Anna: You letting me take care of you.

Laney: That's the best one of them all. As family.

Me: Yeah. Happy Birthday Anna.

Anna: Thanks J.D. Thank you all for making this the best birthday ever.

Everyone: You're welcome Anna.

Elsa: (SNEEZES)

Me: Bless you. But these little guys are so cute.

Lori: They literally are.

Matt O.: (To the Viewers) Nobody likes getting sick especially on their birthday.

Will: No they don't.


At Elsa's Ice Castle in the North Mountain.

(KNOCKS)

Marshmallow Answered it.

Olaf: This way, Sludge and Slush and Slide and Ansel, and Flake and Fridge and Flurry and Power, and Crystal and Squalor and Pat and Sphere, and William.

Kristoff: Don't ask.

This was a great birthday for Anna.

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete.

Frozen Fever from 2016 was an awesome short movie. Poor Elsa got sick on Anna's birthday. Nobody likes being sick. But Anna had an awesome Birthday Regardless and it was so funny how Hans got hit by that massive snowball into a pile of manure. Which Lana would like. Karma got him good even after he tried to usurp the throne of Arendelle. Also I'm so excited for Frozen 2 to come out in November of this year! I have a feeling it's gonna be good as its 2013 movie. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.