Yo
How y'all doing mates?
I'm back and with another chapter, do let me know what you all think will ya.
Fair warning, this chapter is not for the feint of heart, lots of horrifying elements are present in this chapter, mostly in the beginning.
Now let's begin.
Start:
Naruto couldn't help but shake his head and laugh.
What was it that he found so humorous?
Oh just his naive apprentice thinking that he could peek alongside his two other pervy friends on the kendo club changing in the locker room.
Naruto didn't exactly have an issue with peeking per say.
God knows that he himself had done it more times than he'd care to count.
The issue was… Issei hadn't invited him at all.
Punishment needed to be dealt to his student and imminently. Fortunately, Naruto already had the perfect punishment in mind.
Silently sprinting to the nearest classroom, Naruto hurriedly opened the door and was greeted with the perplexed but happy faces of all the female students and the blushing teacher. "Hi, I'm dearly sorry for interrupting class but I just thought I should inform you all that the perverted trio are currently peeking at the kendo club changing."
Immediately an uproar ensued and the legacy of Jiraiya had to forcibly bite his lips to suppress his laughter as all the class occupants including the teacher who was leading the pack, swiftly got up and left the classroom so they could protect the chastity of their fellow women.
Not too soon after, cries of pain reached his ears and Naruto could no longer suppress the urge to laugh as he guffawed to his heart's content.
Served Issei right for not being considerate and excluding him from the fun.
Wanting to see the results of his methods, Naruto ambled towards where he had last seen the perverted trio, arriving a minute later and watching intriguingly as the members of the kendo club had apparently finished changing and were joining the other students (and teacher) in beating the perverted trio senseless.
'Uh oh.' Naruto had a bad feeling as he watched the captain of the kendo club, Murayama if he wasn't mistaken was her name, gain an evil look on her face before she pulled her right leg far, far back.
The angle between the two thighs was almost around a hundred and twenty degrees before she brought her leg back down and delivered a remorseless, almost sadistic blow right at Issei's family jewels.
"AAAAAHHHGHHGHGGGHHHHHH! MY BALLS!"
Naruto winced as Issei cried out in agony.
Unfortunately for Matsuda and Motohama, the other girls had witnessed what Murayama had done and in an act of both admiration for the brave leader and in great disdain for the other two perverts, had decided to mirror Murayama to the exact detail.
Starting first with Motohama.
"AAAAAAHHHGGHGHGHSHAAHAHHHHH!" Motohama screamed.
Not too soon after, the girls grinned sadistically before turning to the last remaining member of the perverted trio.
One of the girls, presumably from the kendo club, wanted the honor of dishing pain and dishing pain is what she did as she raised a knee.
Then stomped down brutally on Matsuda's mini-me.
"AAAAAHHHGHHHHHGHGGGGHHHHH! YESSSS! KICK ME MORE!"
Immediately, without any exclusion, Everyone including the pained and crying pair of Issei and Motohama turned to Matsuda.
'What… the… fuck?' Everyone thought simultaneously, looking so utterly surprised, grossed out and revolted by Matsuda's depraved kink.
"Please! Kick and step on me more!" Matsuda cried out lustfully.
The girl who had just personally stomped on the balls of Matsuda and initially took great delight at the act, Katase, promptly went green in the face as she had realized she had played right into the depraved fantasies of one of the biggest perverts ever.
She gagged… bad, desperately slapping her hands on her mouth so she could prevent the contents of her stomach from being ejected out of her mouth.
Unfortunately… Katase wasn't too successful as she vomited right down on the horrified Matsuda.
Standing next to her best friend and seeing her puke, Murayama couldn't stop herself and joined in on the… festivities.
Like a chain reaction, the moment one vomited, the rest followed, none of the couple dozen women being able to successfully suppress the urge as they heaved at and all around the perverted trio.
Naruto wisely turned and ran away before he too could be inflicted with the disgusting urge to throw up.
'I am so, so, soooo sorry Issei.' The shinobi thought regretfully.
He honestly had no idea that the situation could escalate like this.
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"Surrender Naruto Uzumaki. You cannot escape your fate." Sona boldly proclaimed.
Naruto chuckled at her arrogance before his thoughts took a quick nose dive to how he landed in this situation.
It started with an announcement.
Having been made aware of the great vomiting incident as everyone in Kuoh Academy had called it. The student council took it upon themselves to excuse all the students and staff for the day, allowing them all to leave the academy early - even though it had just barely started - so they could take care of the terrible issue.
So powerful was the vomit-induced smell that it reached every corner of every floor in the academy, the smell so bad and so nauseating that it was a wonder how no one hurled.
It didn't surprise Naruto too much that the smell was astonishingly powerful. It was to be expected when you had forty plus women heaving in one concentrated area, the fact that said area happened to be right at the center of the academy didn't help.
But yes, it was impossible for the student body to learn effectively or for the teachers to teach adequately when such a sickening scent tickled their nostrils.
As such, they were excused for the day and were told that tomorrow would be a free day too.
Naruto wasn't complaining, instead he elected to spend some time with his new companion Ophis who lived with him now.
Why was she living with him now?
To try convince him by any means necessary to remove Great Red from the dimensional gap.
So far he hadn't been giving in to her demands but dear God, that women did not know how to take no for an answer.
Skip two days and everyone including the pervy shinobi were back in school.
It was nearly the end of the second period when Naruto politely excused himself only to be confronted by a glasses wearing student named Souna Shitori who Naruto knew in fact was called Sona Sitri. The perks of shadow clones.
The devil woman had accused him of being the one who had caused the great vomiting incident.
A claim that was very true but one that Naruto refused to confess to before he turned around, smacked his behind in order to antagonize the glasses wearing devil, then swiftly ran away.
His tactic worked as Sona saw red before she called forth the entire body of the student council to help her find him.
Forty minutes later and there Naruto was, back against the wall as numerous council members surrounded him with Sona at his front.
"I admit Sona-Chan." Naruto raised his head, ignoring the growling of the boy on his left as his gaze landed on the thoroughly smirking woman. "You're good. But not good enough."
With inhumane speed, the shinobi pulled out an item from one of his pockets before throwing said item on the floor. Almost instantly, smoke erupted and flooded the empty hallway and the surprised student council members within.
Acting quick, Naruto stealthily appeared next to Sona before silently fleeing away, pocketing the dark blue underwear of Serafall's little sister in his breast pocket.
"FIND THAT SON OF A BITCH!"
Naruto only sprinted faster as Sona's rage-induced roar greeted his ears.
Knowing that staying in the school building was a bad idea, he swiftly made his way to the ORC building and arrived within a minute, entering inside quietly to the lounge room and breathing a sigh of relief when he failed to spot anyone inside.
His relief was short-ended as the sound of two voices talking approached his location. Fortunately, the shinobi had been prepared for such a possibility.
Sealing the nearby couch into a storage seal, Naruto wasted no time and transformed himself right in the exact spot into the carbon copy of the couch he sealed away.
Just in time too as Rias and Akeno came strolling in, the pair giggling and laughing about something.
"I have never seen Sona become so red in my entire life!" Rias said, still giggling as she headed for her chair just behind the desk.
Akeno wiped a tear and nodded, stopping right before the transformed shinobi before she plopped down right at the left side of the two seat couch.
Now the thing about Naruto was, he was a bit of an inspirationalist.
Actually, that was an understatement, the blonde jinchuriki lived to constantly dream and aspire for greatness and improvement.
How did that tie to his current situation?
Namely the fact that he had improved the transformation to such a degree that when he let's say transformed himself into a rock, he'd actually become a rock.
He'd feel like a rock, he'd weigh the same as a rock, his very texture and skin would be just like the rock.
His transformation jutsu was a step above everyone else's in that when they transformed, they presented an illusion of them becoming whatever they transformed into, but Naruto? He becomes the actual thing.
Which is why as of right now, Naruto was experiencing both heaven and hell.
Akeno had a really big ass, it was a thick shelf of a backside, with disproportionately wide hips on what was otherwise a small and slim frame.
Naruto had seen and more importantly felt up asses that were… on a higher league so to say than the one that Akeno was in. (Though it was only one league above.)
After all, Yasaka's ginormous rear was the largest he had ever seen in his entire life and Venelana's was a close second in terms of size but was in the same league as the former due to how her tiny waist, so lithe that it could turn Tinkerbell green with envy, nearly tripled in width to carry a rear so jaw-droppingly massive.
Akeno was not in their league, but that hardly meant that her rear was something to scoff at.
On the contrary, Akeno had a fine ass. It was a very large ass, and one could not forget that unlike Yasaka and Venelana who had fully experienced womanhood by bringing children to the world, Akeno had just recently blossomed out into a woman and it was honestly astonishing that she surpassed most milfs in the figure department.
Naruto had no doubt in mind that years down the life when Akeno would finally become a milf herself, her ass and tits may very well even surpass Venelana and Yasaka!
He would very much like to see that.
Assuming he'd get some air into his lungs soon and actually live through this ordeal.
With Akeno in possession of a titanic rump that was currently filling out the entire left seat of the couch, she didn't allow Naruto to breath as the very seat she was sitting on was coincidentally his face.
Akeno closed her eyes in bliss, she didn't know why and truthfully she didn't care at all but for some reason it felt so good to sit and wiggle on this couch.
So good that she may even forgo going to one of her contracts later today.
"Are you okay Akeno-Chan?"
Said girl opened her eyes to gaze at her concerned, red-headed king. "I'm okay, I just really like sitting on this couch."
'I like you sitting on me too, Akeno-chan.' Naruto replied back to her in his thoughts.
He was so grateful that Jiraiya had taught him how to hold his breath for a long period of time, he just hoped that the ravenette wouldn't stay seated for long. He only had around three hours in him before his body would collapse if he failed to get any oxygen.
Rias only raised a perplexed brow before shaking her head. "Anyway, I do hope I get to speak to Naruto soon."
'Oh?' He had a good idea on why.
"Are you sure that it was him that helped Venelana-Sama become clan head?"
"Yes. I probed Okaa-Sama for every detail and she was all too willing. Did you know that Naruto faced Okaa-Sama and won?"
"What!?" Akeno squeaked, shocked. "He faced and defeated your mother!?"
Rias nodded. "Yeah… that was my reaction too when I learnt of this, and from what Okaa-Sama told me, he did it with ease."
"That's… wow, no wonder we didn't stand a chance." Akeno took a deep breath before she eyed her best friend worriedly. "So what was the price that had to be paid for his help? Please tell me that whatever he wanted is not too bad of a price."
Rias looked down, the action only worrying Akeno even more "According to her, he wanted nothing."
Akeno exhaled in relief. "That's great"
The redhead pursed her lips before standing up and making her way around the center of the room. "Yeah, I am so, so relieved and happy beyond words that not only am I free from Riser but that Okaa-Sama is also clan head."
"But?" Akeno gently probed.
"But I can't help but worry. What if Naruto did want something and she paid the price? What if she lied to me about him not wanting anything because she didn't want me to worry?"
Rias sighed sullenly as locked eyes with her queen, her gaze frightened and full of anxiety. "You know my mother Akeno! She will not hesitate in sacrificing herself if it means that we live and are happy."
Akeno said nothing, only getting up and walking over to Rias before she wrapped the normally carefree and cheerful redhead in a loving hug. "Then we'll talk to Naruto tomorrow and if our worst fears have actually happened then we'll make a deal of our own."
The shinobi quietly watched this scene before resolving that he'd talk to the pair tomorrow and lay their fears to rest.
He wasn't gonna let Rias stress about this matter any longer than necessary.
That said, he just couldn't transform right now. He didn't want to imagine their reaction if he transformed back and revealed that he was here the entire time and that Akeno had been sitting at him.
Definitely a terrible idea.
"But hey, don't think about it too much." Akeno gently pulled Rias and had her sit on the couch before she plopped back down to her original seat with her extra-wide rear. Naruto quelled the urge to release a pleased groan as he now had not one but very well endowed women sitting on him.
It was most assuredly a nice feeling, having Rias deposit literal pounds of ass on his chest and stomach.
"While I am not fond of Naruto Uzumaki, perhaps beneath his pervy exterior there lies a heart of gold. Don't assume the worst just yet Rias-Chan."
"…Alright Akeno-Chan." Rias agreed softly before a small laugh escaped her. "I have to admit though, Naruto stealing Sona's underwear instead of us is pretty funny."
Akeno joined in on the snicker. "Let's just hope Serafall-Sama does not learn of this development."
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In the underworld
"WHAT! Naruto Uzumaki stole my So-Tan's underwear!"
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A couple of hours had passed since Naruto had been sat on and unwittingly listened to Rias and Akeno have their heart to heart conversation.
Now well into the evening, the blonde thanked the vendor before he picked up his two ice cream cones and walked over to the mature form of the emotionless and patiently waiting Ophis seated by the bench.
"Here ya go Ophis-Chan, one chocolate chip sundae supreme." He handed her the ice cream and joined her on the bench, inwardly chuckling at how cute she looked when inspecting the delicacy.
"Thank you." Ophis politely replied before taking a curious look.
Seeing the immensely pleased look that overcame her features, Naruto couldn't help but chuckle out loud. "You're really cute Ophis-Chan, did anyone tell you that?"
She shook her head, her huge milky jugs jiggling erratically with her movement. "No, you are the first to ever call me cute."
"Huh? Now that is surprising."
"Not really." Ophis shrugged her shoulders. "Everyone fears me, they hardly care to notice how I look when they're more concerned with what I could do to them." She stated in a factual tone. "You and Great Red are the only ones who don't fear me and in your case, it's because you're stronger."
"Fair enough."
Taking another scoop from her treat, Ophis closed her eyes in contentment as the sundae supreme lit her taste buds. "Mhmm… I still find it annoying that you won't remove Great Red from the dimensional gap."
It was Naruto's turn to shrug his shoulders. "As I said Ophis-Chan, I am willing to talk to Great Red, but you can't really expect me to fight the very guy who was nice enough to help find this world."
"I don't get it."
"It's part of the emotional stuff."
"Oh…" If possible, Ophis managed to look even moodier despite her facial features remaining the same.
Naruto laid a hand on her shoulder. "Tell you what, I will help you remove him but only after we have fulfilled three requirements."
A curious look crisscrossed Ophis's visage. "And those requirements are?"
The shinobi grinned. "Requirement number one: All the factions in the world must know peace. Requirement number two: I must have a collection of minimum three hundred underwear from the most beautiful women the world has to offer. And Requirement number three: You must accompany me wherever I go for a full year and if by then, you still wish for me to remove Great Red from the dimensional gap then that is what I will do."
Ophis smiled. "Very well, I agree to those stipulations."
"Wonderful." Naruto sent her a big thumbs up. "Now let's enjoy this ice cream in peace."
"Mhmm."
And so, the unusual pair consisting of a God-like shinobi and the infinite dragon Goddess ate their chocolate chip sundae supreme in complete contentment.
Once done, Naruto looked at the similarly finished Ophis and promptly sweatdropped at the expectant and wanting look that graced her visage. "I want another one."
Naruto nodded sagely. "As you wish but let's walk around town Ophis-Chan."
"Okay."
A couple of minutes later, Naruto retrieved another sundae and after handing it to the greedy, shapeshifting woman, they left and walked around seeing the sights and what Kuoh had to offer.
"So how many underwear do you have right now?"
"Fifty three." Naruto replied happily. "Just two hundred and forty seven left. Though I've been meaning to ask…"
Ophis quirked a questioning eyebrow.
"What kind of panties do you wear? And may I have them for my collection?"
"I'm not wearing underwear." She answered emotionlessly.
Naruto blinked before leaning back.
Having instantly noticed the change in clothes when they left earlier today, Naruto had naturally assumed that the dragon Goddess had worn underwear, that assumption had only been more reinforced when he noticed the lacy black bra that kept her boobs in check.
But now that he actually took the time to look…
He was wrong.
But…It was probably a good idea to double check, just in case.
Adorned in a simple, plain light white shirt that was low cut and offered a nice glimpse of the mile long creamy cleavage, Ophis drew the gazes of men and women alike, nosebleeds erupting wherever they went as all who watched, watched intently only to be unconscious not a moment later when her massive, gravity-defying breasts, jiggled within the confines of her bra.
Even Naruto had trouble with controlling his nosebleed whenever her mountainous tits wobbled, he just wasn't as affected as everyone else due to his immeasurable willpower…
…And because the Dragon Goddess in question had been trying to seduce him in the past few days in an attempt to convince him to fight Great Red.
He kinda got used to it and developed a small immunity to it.
Didn't mean that he was impervious completely to her seductive and wicked tactics.
The bottom portion of her dress on the other hand, the portion that Naruto was currently focusing on, consisted of tight and Naruto meant tight blue yoga pants, so taut that it hugged her legs and ass like a second skin.
And what a view it was.
Part of the reason he hadn't suspected anything was because Ophis possessed a huge ass, with two big lobes of flesh that spread out far and wide, it would no doubt turn completely normal and conservative granny panties into skimpy thongs.
That was what he had thought earlier, that she wore a normal set of underwear that unwittingly turned into a thong when worn on her impressive curves.
But now knowing otherwise…
Squetchhh!
Naruto quickly clutched his nose as blood spurted out.
"Ophis-Chan…"
She hummed in curiosity, paying no heed to the fact that Naruto was blatantly ogling her rump or that blood was leaking from his nostrils.
"You are something else.
"I will take that as a compliment.
Naruto shook his head in exasperation, pulling out a napkin and wiping the red away before he pulled the mature woman with him for another detour.
It was around twenty minutes later that the unusual duo found themselves located in a simple park.
"Aaahhh!" Naruto paused mid-conversation with Ophis, turning towards the noise and whistling as he was bestowed with a view of a woman face down, ass up, her hair concealed by a long white veil and donned in a dark teal nun outfit meant to hide her curves from outside eyes.
Which at the meant it was not doing… namely because her outfit was tugged over hips and left her pale thick legs and fat bubble butt exposed to Naruto's admiring gaze.
'Never thought that this would be how I meet a nun for the first time in my life. Still this… it has potential, yes. I can already see it, Icha Icha: the sinful adventure of a clumsy nun.'
Naruto couldn't help but smile as he thought of the imaginary profit. Shoving those thoughts to the side, he went to the wiggling woman and tried his utmost best not to stare at the curve and swell of the nun's fat and wide ass.
It just felt so… wrong to stare when it was a nun, a nun! He tried not to think too much of the hypocrisy of having a nun in the Icha Icha series.
Walking up to her while trying his utmost to ignore the view, Naruto readied himself to offer a helping hand but fortunately or unfortunately, depending on the perspective, the downed lady finally righted herself and stood up before she turned around and was face to face with Naruto.
"Ciao." The now revealed green eyed blonde greeted a bit shyly.
Naruto waved and resisted the urge to rub the back of his head.
He had no idea what she had just said. Before he could ponder any longer on this terribly annoying and normal issue, he felt a lithe hand grasp his own and he turned toward Ophis, confused by her oddly heartfelt gesture. "Ophis-Chan?"
"You can talk to her now, language barrier is no longer an issue for you." She simply replied before letting go of his hand and stepping back.
Naruto returned his gaze back to the green-eyed nun and smiled kindly. "Hi, I'm Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki, are you alright?"
She smiled back and nodded. "I'm alright, thank you for asking. I'm Asia Argento"
Suddenly, whatever confidence she possessed left her as Asia twiddled her thumbs nervously. "Uhh, I'm sorry for asking but can you help me locate the church, I was supposed to arrive hours ago and I'm very sure that the fa- person responsible for me isn't very happy with me."
If Naruto noticed her slip-up, he didn't comment. "Of course, me and Ophis-Chan (Ophis gains a shocked look on her face.) are happy to help, right Ophis-Chan?"
Snapping out of her surprise, Ophis almost refused and would have had she not remembered that silly stipulation to be around Naruto for a full year. Still, she wasn't happy about it and she made her displeasure known by glaring daggers at him. "Thrilled." She lied through her teeth.
Naruto suddenly gasped in horror. "Oh, where are my manners? Asia-Chan the lady behind me is Ophis-Chan, Ophis-Chan, meet my new friend Asia-Chan."
"F-Friend?" Asia unexpectedly choked out much to his confusion. "You already think of me as your friend?"
Naruto's eyes softened in understanding, so she was just like him when he was younger, well not any longer if he had anything to say about that. "Of course." The shinobi nodded resolutely. "I can tell that you're a very kind and thoughtful person, and it's pretty obvious that you're not from around here. If it's alright with you, I'd be happy to have you as a friend."
Despite her best efforts, Asia felt her lips tremble first before her green eyes started to water, she looked down and Naruto couldn't help but worry a little as the nun's shoulders shook uncontrollably. Still, he pressed on. "Can we be friends Asia-Chan?" He asked softly.
…
…
He was really starting to worry before Asia barrelled into him with the force of a rocket and started to cry right in his chest. "Yes! Yes, yes." She kept mumbling into his chest.
Naruto was many things, the ultimate badass, an omega pervert, a mortal who can defeat Gods, an idiot too, but among them he was most assuredly the kind of man who would comfort someone when they needed it.
Wrapping his arms around her, Naruto let Asia cry to her heart's content and rubbed her back soothingly.
He hadn't meant to make her cry but seeing as he did, then it was his duty as a man to make it up to her by being a really good friend, the best even.
That was his thought process and that was precisely what he was going to do dattebayo!
End.
I do hope you all enjoyed the chapter, it was pretty enjoyable to write.
Now I'm not usually the type to create a bond so quickly between individuals like I did with Naruto and Asia, but we all know that innocent Asia always wanted a friend and in such a desperate time of her life, would latch onto the first person who'd offer that friendship.
That was basically what happened between her and Issei in the manga/anime.
Only Asia's reaction over here is more emotional because Naruto knows what she's been through since he went through loneliness himself and he offered it to her in a way that completely melted her defences. (not that she had much defences to begin with.)
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Stay safe guys.
Peace.
