At the Gotham Royal York Retirement Home, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch were visiting their father Magneto.

Varie: Well hello Pietro, Wanda. How was Hawaii?

Scarlet Witch: It was great Varie. Thank you for asking.

Quicksilver: We also stopped a lot of bad guys over there. It was mostly bank robbers, muggers and thieves.

Varie: Glad you two had fun. But a superhero's job is never done.

Scarlet Witch: True to that.

They went in and saw Magneto playing chess with Professor X.

Scarlet Witch: How are you feeling, Father?

Magneto: I'll let you be the judge of that.

Quicksilver: Could be worse. You could've been killed or turned into a Heartless.

Magneto: I know... My children, I am very sorry about all of this.

Scarlet Witch: Say no more, Father. There's plenty of blame to go around, on all three of us. After all, me and Pietro were the ones who left you alone. I'm just glad we got back from our vacation in Hawaii in order to visit you.

Quicksilver: And there's plenty of damaged family bonds to repair.

Magneto: I'm just hoping that we can make things right and be a family again like we once were.

Quicksilver: I'm not sure if things will ever be the same as it used to be between us.

Scarlet Witch (smiles): But that doesn't mean they can't be good again.

Professor X: Glad you all can pay Erik a visit.

Quicksilver: He may have been an enemy Charles but he is still family.


At the estate in the dining room. We were eating spicy chicken wings.

Me: Mmm. Delicious wings.

Nico: These are my favorite food.

Me: We know.

Wolverine: You couldn't find Avalanche, Fury?

Nick Fury: We tracked him down to where Edzilla launched him into the ocean. But by the time we got there, he was gone. The Legion of Doom must've extracted him.

Cyclops: Well, if he does show his face again, we'll be ready for him.

Me: Looks like the Legion of Doom got him before S.H.I.E.L.D. could get to him.

Nico: But we'll be ready for him.

Nico then noticed that May was feeling a little jealous.

Nico: May, I noticed that you've been jealous of Rachel. Is that true?

May: Well, yeah. I mean, me and Rachel are friends since we stopped the Yeerks. But I noticed that you and her have been talking with each other. And I can't help but feel jealous.

Nico: May, I understand how you're feeling. But me and Rachel are just friends. It's ok for me to talk to other girls as long as I stay faithful to you. Plus, Rachel already has Tobias as a boyfriend.

May: Really?

Nico: Sure. You are the only girl for me.

May: Oh Nico. You are so sweet.

They kissed.

Everyone: AWW!.

Lola: Aw isn't it sweet MAD Cat?

MAD Cat: (Purrs)

Lola: (To the viewers) I adopted MAD Cat after we killed Dr. Claw. He was really mean to him and I felt sorry for him. So I took him in and Cliff now has an awesome cat friend.

MAD Cat meowed.

Me: I'm glad you adopted him Lola. Usually I'm not one to carry a grudge but because Dr. Claw burned my hand, I was willing to make an exception. Also in a sense of poetic justice I slashed off Dr. Claw's right hand. In a cruel twist of fate, we both had grudges.

Lincoln: That is kind of ironic.

Me: Good way to put it buddy. But I would call it an act of karma dealt to Dr. Claw.

Lincoln: Yeah.

We laughed.

Nick: Yeah. How did you and Maria met William?

William: That was an awesome experience.

Maria R.: I was swimming and William was wanting to get wet.

FLASHBACK

Maria R.: (Narrating) William saw me in my swimsuit and he was in love with me.

William arrived at the swimming pool and he saw Maria in her aqua blue swimsuit.

William was blushing and he was instantly in love with Maria.

William: Wow!

Maria: (Giggles) You like what you see big boy?

William: Yeah. I'm William Dunbar.

Maria R.: Maria Rockell.

They shook hands and Maria winced in pain.

Maria R.: I was sore from my Water Form when he shook my hand.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Maria R.: Ever since then we were in love.

Me: Aw.

May went over to Rachel (Animorphs).

May: Rachel, I want to say that I'm sorry.

Rachel (Animorphs): What for?

May: For being jealous. When I saw you talking to Nico occasionally, I thought that he had developed feelings for you. But now I know that you and him will only be friends. I just hope you can forgive me.

Rachel (Animorphs): Oh I forgive you May.

May: Thanks Rachel. By the way. When you turn into animals like that, doesn't it hurt you.

Rachel (to May): I know when I'm about to morph when I get this weird headache in my head and my stomach starts to have a cramp. And then, my bones start to stretch painfully into different shapes. And finally, I feel something growing inside of me, wanting to burst out of my skeleton.

Me: Ouch. Whenever I turn into animals I'm used to it. But it's mostly the monsters from The Thing that I turn into.

Tobias: Oh yeah. I saw that.

Nick: That was so awesome that you can do that.

Me: It was. But you don't know this Nick, but Kate Lloyd was scared out of her mind down in Antarctica because of The Thing. Her time down in Antarctica was a complete nightmare.

Kate L.: It's true Nick. It was a nightmare of incredible fear, distrust and paranoia.

Me: That's what the Thing can do. Because nobody can tell who's human and who's not because it's a perfect imitation, it causes total fear and paranoia among everyone.

Nick: Oh man. I'm so sorry that happened to you Kate.

Kate L.: It's all right Nick. But thank you for your concern.

Nick: You're welcome.

Lincoln: That was nothing compared to the pain I had when I had Appendicitis.

Me: You had appendicitis Lincoln?

Lincoln: Oh that's right J.D. you weren't here back then. But yeah it was a horrible experience. My appendix ruptured and it felt like someone was hacking me to death with an axe.

Me: Jeez!

Lincoln: Yeah. I had a very high fever and I had to be rushed to the hospital. Lisa took out my appendix.

Me: Man. That's horrible.

Lincoln showed me a scar on the lower left side of his belly. It was about 2 inches long.

Me: Wow! That's a nasty one. If you hadn't gotten to the hospital in time you would've bled to death.

Lisa: Actually Appendicitis can cause the infection of the ruptured appendix to spread to other parts of the body and infect the blood, resulting in Septicemia.

Me: Septic Shock. That is potentially fatal.

Lincoln: Yeah. I'm glad they got to it in time.

Me: Me too. I would've lost my little bro.

Me and Lincoln hugged.

Everyone: AWWW!

Laney: I know what would really make these hot wings enjoyable even more.

Laney came back with a tray full of bottles of hot sauce.

Laney: Hot sauce!

Me: Your own hot sauces. Nice!

Lucy: I can partake in the fire.

Lola: Same here.

Lynn: Oooh! Now you're talking.

Me: Same here.

We tried chicken wings covered in different hot sauces and each of them were hotter than next.

Rita: Whoo! That is some awesome hot sauce guys! Laney I'm amazed that you can make all kinds of hot sauces sweetie.

Laney: Thanks mom. It's a hobby. I work on a lot of hot sauces in my garden.

Lori J.: Laney sure makes great hot sauces.

Me: She turned most of us into chili heads.

Raven: But there is one pepper that can make us into true chili heads.

Me: And what's that Rachel?

Raven: You'll see. AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!

She formed a portal and out of a blast of fire around the portal came a black pepper.

Raven picked it up.

Raven: Behold, the Tears of Zephos! Grown in the gardens of Eternal Flame. These peppers inflict great pain and suffering on any foolish enough to consume them.

Shanan gasped.

Me: Oh no!

Shanan: Guys don't eat that pepper! It's the hottest pepper in the entire universe!

Me: I've heard legends about that pepper. It's the ultimate pepper and the most insanely spicy pepper of all!

Lori: If it's that spicy then we're literally trying it.

They took a bite out of it.

Bai Tza: (To the viewers) I got an extremely bad feeling I know what's coming next.

Me: You guys are making a big and terrible mistake!

Lola: Yummy.

But then an enormous blast of fire exploded out of Rita, Lori, Lynn, Lucy, and Lola's mouths.

Me: Look out!

We ducked behind the sofa and Yuko absorbed the fire as they screamed in intense pain from the intense heat and spiciness of the pepper.

Me: Wow!

Shanan: That is an insanely spicy pepper dad.

Me: No kidding. I may like nuclear hot spicy food but that is BIG BANG NOVA hot!

Lola: MILK!

Raven got them milk and they chugged the whole jugs.

Rita: It's not working!

Me: That pepper turned their stomachs into nuclear reactors!

Bai Tza: Why can't me and Manaphy just use our water powers to put out the spice in Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lucy and Rita?

Me: Because that pepper is way too strong to be put out with milk or water. There is one thing that might work.

I pulled out my legends book and scrolled through pages and found it. It showed a page with a castle in the shape of a milk bottle.

Me: We have to travel to the lair of the Dairy King and get them to drink the Mystic Infinity Milk in the Fountain of Milk.

Zoe: I've heard of the Dairy King. His milk is so powerful and so sacred that he guards it like gold. It won't be his guard cows are going to kill us. But if he saw that they ate the Tears of Zephos then I'm sure that he'll let us get the milk.

Hercules: We have to get that milk to them or their tongues are gonna be burned off and they'll never speak right again. Also the Dairy King knows me and Zoe and he'll let us in.

Me: Good thinking guys.

Ben: If we can't get the mystical milk in time, I'll just use Alien X to get ride of the spice in the others.

Powerglide: I'll use my jet mode to cover more ground.

Me: Good idea Powerglide.

Manaphy: Guys, how far is the mystical milk?

Zoe: It's right on the edge of the United States Canada border in Wisconsin.

Me: That's convenient. Lets get that milk!

Maria R.: You know, William. This almost sounds like a heist.

William: Well, if you consider getting mystical milk a heist, then I guess you could call it that.

Maria R.: When I was still in the Meta Breed, Ebon taught us four rules for us to remember: make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, and then, throw away the plan.

Cosmos turned into a flying saucer and took Lori, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Rita.

Me: Lets roll!

We set out for the castle of the Dairy King.


We flew over the land of Wisconsin and Lori, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Rita were screaming like Hell as fire was blowing out of their mouth. Cosmos was in his flying saucer mode. Beachcomber looked like a dune jeep, Powerglide was in his plane mode, Seaspray was in his ocean hovercraft mode and Warpath was in his tank mode. Along the way I caught an Eevee, Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Leafeon, Glacieon, Umbreon, Espeon, and a Sylveon. Nico sent out his Pidgeot.

Cosmos: Wow! That pepper must be really hurting them if they are in that much pain.

Shanan: Keep it together Cosmos. It'll all be over soon.

Cosmos: That's easier said than done.

Me: I know.

We arrived at the Dairy King's castle. We went into the castle and stood before the Dairy King himself.

Dairy King: Who dares come into my castle?

Zoe: Hello Dairy King.

Dairy King: Why Zoe. How Mmmarvelous of you to come.

Zoe: We're sorry to arrive like this but my friends need some of your mystical infinity milk.

Lori: Our mouths are literally on fire!

Lola: IT HURTS REALLY BAD!

Dairy King: They ate the Tears of Zephos didn't they?

Me: They sure did your majesty.

Dairy King: That pepper is extremely notorious to everyone. You have my permission.

Lori, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Rita jumped into the milk pool and they emerged and steam came out of their mouths.

Me: Wow! It worked!

Lincoln: It sure did.

Later we went back home and watched TV. Lori, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Rita had ice on their tongues.

Varie: That pepper must've been too spicy for you guys huh?

Lynn: It sure was.

In the Training Ground I ate the Tears of Zephos and then an enormous vortex of fire explode out of me and I was completely enveloped in a massive aura of fire.

Me: WOW! What power! The Tears of Zephos enhanced my power 10,000,000-fold. I can sense that a huge battle is coming.

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete

I got the idea for this one when I saw the funny episode of TTG called Spice Game. That was one of my all time favorite episodes because I'm a lover of nuclear hot spicy food and it was extremely funny how all that fire came out of Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Starfire's mouths when they ate the hottest pepper in the universe. I got the idea for Lincoln showing me the scar from Appendicitis from Crazygirl2030's fanfic Sibling's Day. Thanks for the idea and inspiration. Credit goes to you for that. I never had appendicitis in real life but it is not pretty as I have seen it on cartoons and movies and the pain is incredible. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.