In the air, the plane was flying over central Europe.
Me: I can't wait for the next challenge guys.
Lincoln: Me too J.D.
Lynn: This is gonna be sweet!
Me: It sure is.
Nico: I hope we get to stomp some bad guys.
Gwen: Me too.
Jo: Whatever. I'm gonna leave all you losers in the dirt and smear my victory in your faces.
Lynn: Bring it on you loser!
Jo: (Ticked) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
Chris: All right everyone. It's time for our next challenge. We're going to be doing it in my favorite gladiatorial arena: The Roman Colosseum!
Me: Aw sweet! We're going to Rome, Italy.
Lincoln: This is gonna be so cool! We were there on our global vacation.
Chris: I know. We have an awesome challenge set up for you all.
May: We can't wait for it.
Maria: This is gonna be awesome!
Bridgette: Lets do this.
We landed in Rome, Italy and we were in the famous Roman Colosseum, home to 3,000 years of the famous Gladiator Fights during the Roman Empire.
Me: Wow! We're in the Roman Colosseum! Just like the awesome gladiator fights of history.
Lightning: Lightning ready to fight! Sha-Blam!
Me: Me too man!
We high five!
Chris: Okay guys. Here's how the challenge goes. It's gonna be a combination of Phobia Factor and Sucker Punched
Me: I love those challenges!
Chris: I know.
Chris went over the rules and they were pretty simple.
Jo: I'll pound all you losers into the dirt and make you all cry for your mommies.
Chris: Jo, was I not making myself clear on the rules? Or do I speak Spanish?!
Owen: I wouldn't mind if you spoke Spanish, Chris.
Chris: That was a rhetorical question, Owen!
Me: Obviously she has wax for brains.
Chris: Since J.D. and Naruto won Phobia Factor last season J.D. and Naruto get a free pass because J.D. is afraid of nothing and Naruto conquered his fear of ghosts and we don't have the resources to help Naruto conquer his new fear. I have something special planned for J.D.
Gwen: What's your current fear Naruto?
Naruto: My current fear is losing all the people that I have that are precious to me.
Me: Naruto has been through what many people would make a walk through Hell seem like Child's Play.
Gwen: Oh that's right.
Geoff: Naruto, I heard about what you went through and I'm so sorry.
Naruto: It's all right Geoff.
Trent: That must've been awful for you.
Chef: It's enough to give the hardest known soldier nightmares.
Me: Yeah.
Chris: I'm sorry that happened to you Naruto. But lets get the challenge started. First up is Lynn Loud Jr.!
Lynn: Wish me luck guys.
Me: Not that you need it but good luck Lynn.
Lincoln: Show no mercy Lynn!
Lynn: You got it bro!
Lynn walked onto the arena and she was facing Jo.
Me: This is gonna be a tough one.
Lincoln: It sure is.
I set up a holographic view screen and it showed everyone back home.
Me: Hey guys. I set up a view screen for you all to watch.
Lori: Thanks J.D.
Leni: It's totes gonna be awesome to see you all during the challenge.
Luna: Show no mercy dude!
Me: We won't.
Brick: How bad do you think this is gonna be sir!?
Me: This is gonna be a tough one Cadet Brick!
Lynn: I'm gonna make you eat everything you said Jo!
Jo: I would like to see you try you bad luck loser!
We gasped in sheer horror.
OH SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Me: Uh oh!
Lori: Oh crud! Jo just literally pushed Lynn over the edge!
Lucy: That girl just dug her own grave.
Lynn was infuriated!
Lynn: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Jo (to Lynn): Yeah. You heard right! I know about the Bad Luck Karma Travesty. For all the villains you take down, you're the worst of them all! I guess you're a hypocrite as well! You know what the worst part is. Your sister Lily got her boss Mr. Krabs arrested when he was nothing but kind to her. And your other sister Lola killed Deadshot and made his daughter fatherless.
Me: How the heck does she know all that?
Nico: She must've heard all about our adventures.
Me: Oh (Censored).
Lynn then suddenly WENT BALLISTIC! She went level 11 rage and screamed in so much rage and fury that it was unbelievable! She lunged at Jo and mercilessly thrashed her into oblivion in a deadly rage. Jo was badly beaten up and Lightning stepped in and restrained her.
Lightning: Lynn stop it! She's had enough! Just calm down Lynn.
Lynn did so and she saw what she had done and she broke down crying hard into Lightning's chest as he comforted her.
Chris: What Jo said made her the lowest of the low.
Me: What an honorless scumbag. She's nothing but a sore loser.
But Jo suddenly got back up. She was bleeding bad and her clothes were shredded and she was covered in bloody bruises, scrapes and some of her teeth were knocked out.
Me: Wow! She is REALLY tough.
But Jo collapsed from being to weak from the thrashing she received.
Nico: Jo you have failed Canada.
Me: You said it man.
Lori: Jo literally disgusts me!
Luna: What she said to Lynn was major harsh dudes!
Luan: I'm so mad at her I can't think of a joke!
Lucy: I hope she burns in fire for that!
Lola: Let me at her!
Lana: Save some for me!
Lana and Lola flew out to us and got to Rome really quick.
Chris: Wow! You two got here fast.
Lana and Lola went at Jo and they pulverized her really bad and Lola bit Jo in the ankle and she screamed in excruciating pain. Lola's bite was not only strong enough to draw blood but it was strong enough to really cause some nasty damage!
Me: Oh man!
Chris: Aye yi yi!
Chef: Man she is gonna feel that!
Me: No kidding.
Lincoln stepped in.
Lincoln: Okay you two. She has had enough.
Lincoln saw the nasty wound on Jo's ankle and he saw that Lola's bite was powerful enough to rip a huge chunk out of her ankle!
Me: Holy Ham Hawks! Lola's bite ripped her ankle to shreds.
Lola got the taste of blood in her mouth and she spit it out and we saw the chunk of flesh and tissue she ripped out of Jo's ankle and we hurled our guts out.
Me: (Vomits)
Nico: That is gross! But Jo the Jock you have failed all of Canada.
Jo was automatically eliminated and the challenge continued. Lola and Lana decided to stay and watch the rest.
Nico was up next.
Chris: You're not gonna like this one Nico.
Out onto the arena floor came a Robot version of Slappy the Living Dummy from Goosebumps.
Nico: Slappy!
Slappy (to Nico): Slappy's not happy!
Nico: (uses Undergrowth's vines to pull Slappy over) Get over here! (punches Slappy) Eat your heart out, Scorpion!
Nico fired a blast of energy and blew the robot Slappy to pieces.
Chris: Nico wins a point for the Doves!
Me: Way to go Nico!
Nico: Thanks guys. And Chris I conquered my fear of Slappy when we faced the Fright Knight.
Chris: I heard. But I wanted to see if it was true. (To the blown apart Robot Slappy) Slappy you have failed this world.
Nico: Hey that was my line!
Chris: (Laughs) Sorry man I couldn't resist.
Zoey was up next. Out onto the arena came disgraced Total Drama competitor Scott.
Duncan: Scott!? What is he doing here!?
Me: He's back for a rematch.
Zoey (to Duncan): I'll face Scott, Duncan. It's what I should've done when he came after J.D. for revenge.
Me: Show no mercy Zoey.
Zoey: I intend not to.
Zoey walked onto the Arena.
Scott: Zoey, it's been a while.
Zoey: I'll never forgive you for what you did to Mike. You got him kicked off because of your own selfishness.
Scott (to Zoey): After I'm done with you, Duncan's next!
A storm was building up above them. Thunder rumbled above us. Zoey remembered all the horrible things that Scott did to her and Mike. Then she roared in extreme rage and lightning and thunder crashed behind her.
She ripped off the bottom part of her tank top and tied it around her head like a headband and she put on war paint. The Wrath of COMMANDO ZOEY has been unleashed!
Cameron: Oh man! When Zoey turns into Commando Zoey, she will not stop until her enemy pays in blood.
Me: I saw this and Zoey is gonna make Scott suffer.
Lana: I like it.
Lola: Get him Zoey!
Zoey: It's payback time! And I don't care if that's okay with everyone! (Evil Laughter) (Thunder Crashes)
Zoey then shocked us all by sprouting angel wings made of Rose Petals. Zoey slammed her fist into Scott's face and she kicked him in the stomach and she dealt a deadly roundhouse kick into his face with devastating force. Scott was bleeding bad. Then a figure appeared and it was a Pokemon.
Me: Look at that Pokemon. It looks like a jellyfish.
Nico: Oh no. That's a Nihilego!
Me: A Nihilego? The Parasite Pokemon that can cause people to go insane by latching onto their heads!?
Nico: That's the very one. But it is said to act like a little human girl. No offense Lana, Lola.
Lana and Lola: None taken.
Lana: But that Pokemon doesn't sound very friendly.
Lola: It sure doesn't look like it either.
Me: No it doesn't. But wait. From what I remember Nihilego is an Ultra Beast Pokemon and you don't have an Ultra Beast yet Nico.
Nico: You're right J.D. and no I don't.
I give him an Ultra Ball.
Me: Use an Ultra Ball for this one man.
Nico: No problem.
Me: But lets wait for the right moment.
Nico: Okay.
The Nihilego latched onto Scott and his eyes were blank and glowing red with pure unrestrained evil. Scott went nuts! The Nihilego-Scott punched at Zoey and she fought back viciously and pulverized both Scott and Nihilego. The Nihilego let go of Scott.
Me: Now's your chance Nico!
Nico: You got it. Ultra Ball go!
Nico threw the ball and the Nihilego was caught.
Me: You did it Nico!
Nico: My first Ultra Beast Pokemon.
Me: First of many.
Chris: Zoey wins!
We cheered.
Nico: Scott the Loser you have failed Canada!
Me: You tell him man!
It was a win-win. Zoey got to dish out some justice on Scott and Nico got his first ever Ultra Beast Pokemon.
Next up was Bridgette.
Chris: We have a guest returning to our show. Here's EVA!
Everyone: OH NO!
We saw Eva and she was back for revenge!
Chris: Don't worry. Eva's not returning as a contestant. But she got out of jail early for good behavior. So she's participating as a guest contestant just for you guys to kick her butt!
Eva (to Bridgette): Your girl buddies aren't here to help you this time!
Bridgette: I have my friends with me in my heart you old hag!
Then Eva suddenly was enraged.
Me: Uh oh.
Eva: What did you just CALL ME!?
Lincoln: You heard her! She called you an old hag you wretch!
Me: Lincoln you're not helping.
Lincoln: Sorry.
Eva then WENT BALLISTIC!
Eva: NO ONE CALLS ME AN OLD HAG!
Me: Oh (Censored)! NOW SHE'S IN FOR IT!
Bridgette: I'm not scared of you anymore Eva!
Bridgette punched Eva in the face with devastating force and leg swept her and kicked her in the back and sent her flying into the air. Bridgette spread wings made of pure water and flew up to her and dealt a spinning axe kick to her stomach and sent her crashing into the ground. Eva was a broken and battered and bloody mess.
Me: Wow! What a kick!
Geoff was even more in love with Bridgette than ever before.
Nico: Good show! Eva you have failed all of Canada.
Me: You tell her man.
Chris: Bridgette wins!
Bridgette: I'm not the same Bridgette who cowered in fear before you Eva! I am now much stronger than you both physically and mentally. You tried to hurt my friends and I will never let you affect me. Let me warn you Eva. If you ever come near or threaten my friends again, I will kill you!
Bridgette grabbed her by the shirt.
Bridgette: Do you understand me you psycho!?
Eva was now terrified of Bridgette. She nodded in pure fear.
She dropped her and left the arena and Bridgette and Geoff hugged and kissed.
Geoff: I'm so proud of you babe.
Bridgette: Thanks Geoff Bear.
They kissed.
Everyone: Awww.
We cheered for them.
Chris was choked up.
Next was Gwen and she was facing Heather.
Gwen: Hello Heather. You're looking really well for a narcissistic psychotic (Censored)
Heather: Oh shut up you goth loner!
Gwen: You're the true loner Heather and you have a curse that's going to kill you.
Heather (to Gwen): I might die in a few years thanks to this curse. But at least I'll make sure you die too! And this time, Little Beverly isn't here to bail you out!
Nico: Curse? What curse?
Me: You heard about how Heather came and how she was going to get revenge on me right?
Nico: I sure did.
Me: After Gwen and Beverly defeated Heather, we sent her to the Antarctica Prison forever. But she now has a terrible curse on her. It's a death curse and it will kill her in four years. (I look at a timer on my device) This is a timer that shows how much time is left before the Curse claims Heather's Miserable life and the Grim Reaper sends her wretched soul to the Afterlife. She has 2 years, 5 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 12 minutes and 47 seconds left.
Nico: (Whistles) That's a long timer. But won't her parents be sad that she will die?
Me: No way. I talked to them about this and they were throwing a party and they were actually glad that Heather is gonna die.
FLASHBACK
Me: (Narrating) I visited Heather's Parents in Manitoba, Canada and they were actually glad that Heather was gonna die because of this curse. They told me something that no parent should ever have to hear.
Heather's mom: Are you crazy J.D.!? Heather is the worst ever mistake we could've made. She hates everything and all of us and claims to be much better than all of us combined.
Heather's dad: Heather is a menace to her family and we even tried electroshock therapy to get her back to her sweet self. But it didn't work!
Me: I was actually shocked when they did that to her. I may hate Heather for all the terrible things she has done on all the shows but that is taking things way too far.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: Normally I would despise such behavior. But in Heather's case I'm more than willing to make an exception.
Nico: I can tell they hate Heather. And I have a feeling that when the curse kills her she will be buried in an unmarked grave.
Me: I have that same feeling too Nico.
Lori: Heather literally disgusts me! I can't believe that little freak!
Leni: She totes needs to die!
Luna: Dude! That is low even for you Leni!
Luan: Yeah Leni. Heather needs to go Low! (Laughs to rimshot) Get it? But Seriously, I hate Heather, but I would never wish that on her.
We laughed at Luan's joke.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan! But I agree with you.
Lucy: I hope Heather dies a horrible and agonizing death.
Laney: Lucy! That's not nice.
Lucy: Sorry Laney. I hate Heather just as much as anyone else.
Nathan: I hate her too Lucy. But that is taking things too far.
Nick F.: It's absolutely awful that she did all the things she did.
Vince: I agree Nick. But she deserves it.
Me: I agree guys. Heather was a nice girl back when she was a little kid and now she is a psychotic sociopathic freak.
Lincoln: You're telling me J.D.
Lynn: That girl has some serious problems.
Lightning: Lightning agrees with you Lynn. Sha-Blam!
Me: Yeah Lightning.
Gwen spread her black angel wings and flew at Heather and punched her in the face with incredible force and slammed her knee into her stomach and Heather belched up a huge amount of blood. Gwen kicked her in the face and elbowed her in the mouth and knocked out most of her teeth.
I noticed something on my timer. The countdown sped up.
Me: This is unusual.
Nico: What is it?
Me: It seems that whenever Heather takes a powerful hit it hastens the curse.
Leshawna: I hope Heather dies in the ring.
Me: That would be nice. But I prefer to have nature take its course and kill her when time is up. Gwen! That's enough.
Gwen stopped and Heather was knocked down.
Chris: Gwen wins!
We cheered wildly for her and the timer now said that Heather has 18 days left to live.
Me: Well. 18 days left.
Nico: Heather you have failed this world.
Me: She sure has. She has 2 and a half weeks left to live. I hope she finds death enjoyable.
Sammy was facing her evil twin sister Amy.
Sammy: You are the worst sister in the world Amy.
Amy: You make me sick Samey. I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
Sammy had a blue aura flare up to an incredible degree.
Sammy: Wow! That was intense!
Me: It's what happens when someone hates us to an incredible degree and it makes us more powerful.
Sammy: I like it. Amy you are the sister from Hell and you need to be destroyed!
Amy: But why is your hair blue?
Sammy: I dyed it blue to avoid confusion between us. I'm the pure good twin from Heaven and you are the pure evil twin from Hell.
Amy (to Sammy): If I can't have that money, I'll make sure you can't have it either!
Sammy: Bring it on loser!
Sammy spread blue angel wings glowing in a Kirlian Lightning Aura. Amy was shocked.
Amy: Samey what happened to you!?
Sammy: I'm not the same as I was when I beat your face in the first time. And for the last time my name is Sammy!
Sammy dashed and kneed Amy in the face and kicked her in the stomach and punched her in the mouth and knocked out some of her teeth.
Chris: How did Amy get all the way over to the Team Loud Phoenix Storm estate that one time?
Me: It was a genius method Chris. She found this really amazing cave system that stretched all the way from Muskoka, Ontario, Canada to the forest outside of Gotham Royal York. Here's what it said.
On a holographic screen on my device I showed him the cave.
Me: It was a 338 mile long cave system that went all the way underneath Lake Huron and that's how the sore losers were able to get across the United States Canada Border completely undetected.
Chris: That is really awesome!
Chef: And it's very clever too.
Nico: It was an amazing sight. It took thousands of years to form a cave like that.
Nicole: We were amazed at how it became like that.
Me: We sure were.
Sammy knocked Amy out and she blew on her fist.
Sammy: You mess with my friends again and you will pay for it dearly.
Chris: Sammy wins!
We cheered for her.
Nico: You sore losers have failed Canada!
Me: That's telling them Nico! (We high five)
Maria was facing her fear: SHARKS! She was standing in the middle of a giant water tank on a platform in the middle of the tank and three sharks were circling her.
Wheeljack (to Maria): We were considering on bringing in your former Meta Breed teammates. But then we would've gotten Chris in trouble for bringing in former metahuman criminals.
Maria: That's all right guys.
Chris: If you can survive for 10 seconds on that platform you win.
Maria: Oh that's easy.
William: You can do it Maria!
Me: Show those sharks who's boss!
The timer began and Maria was standing in the circle. She was scared but she was getting better. When the timer buzzed at zero, Maria did it! We cheered for her.
William was facing a robot that looked like him when he was brainwashed by X.A.N.A.
William fired a blast of fire from his blaster and it burned the robot and revealed it's metal underneath.
William then kicked it's head clean off it's body and it exploded.
KABOOMM!
Chris: William Wins!
We cheered for him and Maria kissed him all over and left blue lipstick marks all over his face and he giggled goofily.
Nico: Robot X.A.N.A. you have failed the Digital World and this world.
Me: That's telling him Nico. What's left of him anyway.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln was up next and he was facing his fear: Being beaten up by his sisters. He was facing Robots that looked like his sisters and they were ready to kill him. But Lincoln summoned up every ounce of his courage and went at them and pulverized them in their faces and blew them apart and then the Robot Lynn got the drop on him and grabbed his leg and slammed it on her leg and broke it.
Lincoln: (SCREAMS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN)
Me: Geez!
Nico: That Robot Lynn broke his leg!
Lincoln's sisters: LINKY/LINCOLN/BIG BROTHER!
Lana and Lola jumped in and smashed the robot Lynn to pieces.
We carried Lincoln and we saw that his leg bone was protruding through his leg.
Me: Wow! That is an nasty broken leg!
Lola: Oh Linky!
Lana: That robot Lynn was merciless.
Nico: I can't believe I'm about to say this again but Loud Sisters you have failed this world.
Me: No kidding. But thank goodness those robots weren't the real thing.
May: No kidding.
Lincoln was taken to the infirmary on the plane and the rest of the Loud Family arrived and Lisa was looking him over. Lincoln had to undergo surgery and Lisa did some amazing stuff. She had to use a special torch to weld and reset the bone. But he'll be out of commission for 12 to 16 weeks. He was now in a wheelchair. The rest of the Loud Family decided to stay and root us on and Vince and Carol along with Nathan and Nick decided to watch too. Nico used a potion Sora gave him on Lincoln and it healed him.
May was facing the scariest pokemon she has ever encountered: a Dusclops.
Me: She's facing a Dusclops?
Nico: She sure is. That Pokemon is a wicked one. It can hypnotize people and pokemon.
Me: Cool and dangerous.
Then we saw another cool Pokemon land by May.
Me: Hey it's a Dragalge!
Nico: That's a cool Pokemon.
Me: Go for it man.
Nico: I will.
Nico threw a Pokeball and caught the Dragalge.
Lily: That Pokemon is really cool. It looks like a Leafy Sea Dragon.
Lynn: A Leafy Sea Dragon?
Me: It's a type of Seahorse that lives in the ocean off the coast of Southern Australia.
Carol: Those creatures are really cool.
Vince: They sure are.
Ella: I think they are all extraordinary creatures.
Me: Me too Ella.
The Dusclops used it's Hypnosis on May. But her will was far too strong and she flared up her ice fire and froze it. Nico caught the Dusclops.
My match was next.
Chris: J.D. your match is a special match. I believe you know this pokemon.
We got a surprise and a Primeape came out.
Me: It's a Primeape.
Nico: This is gonna be a tough one for you J.D. I already have a Primeape.
Me: This one is mine. I also heard that Ash had a Primeape and it nearly beat him up really bad and sent Jessie flying into a rock.
Jessie: Don't remind me.
Ash: Yeah I still get pain from the bruises it gave me.
Me: Ouch. Lets dance Primeape. Come on you overgrown banana chewer!
Primeape then went crazy!
I went Super Angel and we went at each other I slammed my fist into its nose. Then it WENT BALLISTIC! It's eyes glowed red with pure unrestrained rage and madness. Primeape began its most relentless and strongest attack: THRASH! It was now completely out of control and set its sights on me and we really went at each other. Our strength and speed was incredible and it was a vicious and dangerous fight of unimaginable fury. Primeape was punching me at a ferocious level and I was getting beaten up at a vicious rate. When it stopped I had blood dripping from my mouth and I had nasty cuts on my face and blood dripping from my nose and nasty cuts and bleeding bruises from my arms and legs and my clothes were torn up. I was getting slaughtered!
Me: (Spits out blood) This monkey is starting to make me mad!
I kicked it in the face and knocked it out. I threw a pokeball and caught the Primeape.
Nico: He did it!
I fainted.
Xerneas came and I was badly hurt. But I was gonna be all right. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. My accelerated healing was gonna make me better in 12 hours.
But the Angelic Doves won the challenge and Jo was kicked out. But Lisa had to cut off Jo's foot because of how badly mangled it was. Jo's jock life was over.
THE END
Part 2 is done. This had to be the most brutal fight chapter we ever did. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Next for part three is Morocco and were gonna have a nuclear hot spicy food eating contest. Get ready to feel the fire! Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time
