In the air, the plane of Total Drama was taking us over India. Nico was feeding his latest Pokemon Ivysaur and we were having breakfast.

Lincoln: It's great that Heather is dead.

Me: You said it Lincoln. I'm glad she's gone. (To the Viewers) You're probably wondering what Lincoln meant by that, well see for yourself.

I show everyone in the audience the curse timer on Heather and it said zero.

Me: The curse we put on Heather claimed her life and she will never be welcome here ever again.

Gwen: I'm glad we've seen the last of Heather the Heathen.

We laughed at her nickname.

Nico: (Laughs) That was funny Gwen.

Lincoln: (Laughs) That is a good nickname.

I had a holographic screen on and Dawn, Ash and Brock were on the screen.

Me:: So Dawn what did you specialize in?

Dawn: I'm a Pokemon Coordinator and I win in Pokemon Contests.

Me: Oh wow. What is that like?

Dawn explained what a Pokemon Contest is like. A Pokémon Contest is divided into two parts. In the first round, called the Performance Stage, Coordinators have their Pokémon performing their moves in order to showcase their style and skill. The appeals are awarded points by a panel of judges, usually formed by Mr. Contesta from the organizing committee, Mr. Sukizo from the Pokémon Fan Club, and the Nurse Joy from the local Pokémon Center. The Coordinators with the highest scores proceed to the next round. The number of Coordinators that advance to the second round varies. The second round is the Battle Stage, in which Coordinators compete in Pokémon battles while continuing to show off their Pokémon's style and skill. Each battle lasts five minutes and the object of the battle is to decrease the opponent's points. Coordinators lose points when their Pokémon are hit by an attack, when their Pokémon's attack fails, when the opponent's Pokémon performs a particularly appealing move, or when the opponent's Pokémon uses their Pokémon's attack to its own advantage. A battle can also end when one of the Pokémon is unable to battle, called Battle Off by the judges. In this case, the Coordinator with the remaining Pokémon is declared the winner.

Me: Oh I get it. It's like a beauty pageant for Pokemon.

Dawn: That's the right way to describe it.

Lola: That sounds like an interesting thing. I would love to participate in that.

Me: It takes a lot of practice and training Lola. Dawn had to work really hard to get to where she is at. With a lot of blood, sweat and tears.

Dawn: That's harsh but that is right.

Me: Sorry Dawn, it's the best I could describe it.

Dawn: That's all right.

Me: Good. Hey Brock you know a lot of Officer Jenny's and Nurse Joy's right?

Brock: (Lovestruck) How can I not!? They are the most beautiful...

Misty grabbed Brock by his ear.

Misty: Calm yourself lover boy.

Ash: It turns out that Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are all over the regions we went on.

Serena: There are lots of them and they have an extended family.

Me: Let me see here.

I looked up Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy's family tree and what I saw was astonishing! Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy's family had the largest family tree's ever seen and there are too many to even count!

Me: Holy Gyarados Scales! These are the largest families anywhere!

Brock: I was shocked myself when I read about it.

Me: I believe it Brock.

Maria: I can't believe all those nasty things Scarlet said about us. What a Jerk!

Justin (to Maria): I just want you to know that I'm perfetly fine with you and the others being here. I might care about my good looks but unlike Anna Maria, I have a heart.

Maria: Thanks Justin. Thank means a lot.

Chris: All right guys. We have arrived at our next destination: CHINA!

Me: Oh wow! I love China.

Nico: Me too. It's loaded with all kinds of unique culture and more.

Poromon: And lets not forget Chinese food! (Slurps)

Me: He sure likes Chinese Food huh?

Nico: Poromon LOVES Chinese food. He goes absolutely crazy for it.

Me: I can believe it man.

Chris: And when we land we're gonna do our challenge: Making Fireworks!

Me: Oh wow! I love fireworks and China is where Fireworks came from. They were made back in the 9th century as a way to scare off ancient demons. And now they are one of the most magnificent pyrotechnic celebratory tools of the holidays.

Lana: I love fireworks.

Zoey: Me too.

Chris: We're gonna be making our own fireworks and we're gonna launch them in Beijing.

Laney: I can't wait!

Chris: As a special treat, after the challlenge, we'll be having Chinese food for dinner.

We cheered.

William: You know, my uncle is a Demolitions worker. He taught me a few tricks when he took me to work sites.

Maria: Think you can apply that to fireworks as well?

William (smiles): Babe, just watch me.

Me: I didn't know your uncle worked in the demolitions field William.

William: Oh yeah and he is awesome! He knows a lot about explosives.

Me: Think you can pass on what you know from your uncle to us?

William: I would be more than happy to J.D.

Me: Thanks William.

We landed in China.

Me: Ah China. Loaded with 12,000 years of history. I can't believe that China has been around much longer than Egypt.

Lincoln: Me neither. It's amazing!

Courtney: I remember the first time we came here.

Me: That was during World Tour. Chinese Fake-Out.

Sierra: That's right J.D. You've been watching over in America haven't you?

Me: We sure have Sierra.

Lana: It's my all time favorite show.

Me: And I was on Total Drama last season.

Cody (TD): That's so cool J.D.! You all won the million dollars last time.

Me: Well in America 1 Million Dollars in Canadian Money is $800,000 and compared to the prize money we're going for, $800,000 would be considered small pocket change.

Duncan: That's true J.D.

Mulan: (Offscreen) Hey guys!

We saw Mulan and Mushu.

Me: Mulan, Mushu!

We hugged.

Mulan: It's great to see you guys again.

Mushu: Are those cameras?

Chris: They sure are.

Mushu: Cool! I want to be on TV!

Me: You're gonna get your chance Mushu. We're here in China to make our own fireworks.

Mushu: Can I help with the fireworks as well?

Me: You sure can Mushu.

Chris: How do you guys know Mulan and Mushu?

Me: We helped her beat the ruthless Hun, Shan Yu.

Nico: Shan Yu was defeated twice here. The first time was when Sora put him in that coma. The second time was when he was blown up. Both times, Mulan was recognized as China's hero.

Me: She's the bravest woman in all of China's history. For over 2,000 years, she had been recognized as an amazing hero.

Courtney: That is so amazing!

Lori: It's true Courtney. We watched Mulan on the Chinese New Year and it was literally awesome.

Lucy: I'm glad Shan Yu is dead.

Lincoln: Me too Lucy.

Nico: Chef, make sure that Poromon doesn't fly off and eat all the food here.

Chef: Okay.

Poromon: I can't wait to eat.

Chef: I'm watching you, Poromon. Save the eating for after the challenge. Got me?

Poromon: Okay.

Chris went over the rules and we got to work. The team with the biggest, brightest and most colorful firework wins and gets invincibility. We were gonna build the largest firework in the world and far surpass all the others all over the world combined. We got to work and gathered all the tools and ingredients together and it was a difficult process. During the construction Lola and Lana caught some Pokemon. They are as follows:

LANA

Spinarak

Sentret

Scolipede

Sawsbuck

Panpour

Pachirisu

Mudkip and

Mamoswine

LOLA

Ponyta

Magcargo

Chimchar

Gogoat

Florges

Leafeon

Flareon and

Ferrothorn.

Nico: Oh wow! You two got some awesome Pokemon!

Lana and Lola: Thanks Nico.

May: They sure did.

Me: Not bad for their first catches. Lana already has Regice and those Pokemon are perfect.

We finished our work and we made a massive 120 inch aerial firework shell. At night we got ready for the moment of truth.

The Devilish Bats went first and Mushu fired a blast of fire that lit their fuse and then the firework exploded and didn't even get off the ground.

KABOOM!

It was a total failure.

Me: Boy that one was a total bust.

Chris: You got that right.

Nico: Your firework has failed all of China.

We laughed.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one Nico. It sure failed to FIRE up. (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

We laughed at Luan's joke.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!

Eddy: (Laughs) Good one!

Chris: (Laughs) That was a good joke.

Me: Lets see if our firework is better.

Mushu lit our fuse.

Me: Fire in the hole!

The firework went high into the air and when it exploded it put on a magnificent display of color, light, beauty and designs. It exploded at 3,000 feet up and it had a magnificent design of all the planets in the solar system and all the dead faces of all the villains we killed and threw in prison and our logo in the middle. When it faded everyone all over China that was watching the show applauded and it was awesome!

Chris: That was so awesome! The Angelic Doves win again!

We cheered for it.

Me: (To the Bats) You all did a great effort.

Mulan: That's right. And you did try your hardest for the honor of China.

Me: That's right.

We had an awesome Chinese Dinner and it was loaded with a lot of food. Not only that but we succeeded in breaking the record for the largest firework in the world and we got placed into the Guinness Book of World Records. But we saw that Justin was voted off.

Nico: Sorry, Justin. I didn't want you getting voted off. But we ran out of jerks to get rid off. It's nothing personal.

Justin: It's cool Nico. And I was the one that messed it up. I was more concerned about looking cool. I'm sorry man.

Nico: It's all right man.

They shook hands.

End of Part 5.


Part 5 is done. I wanted to do a special Chinese Chapter where we make an awesome firework. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Next up for Part 6 is London, England and for that one we're going after the ruthless Jack The Ripper!

See you all next time.