[The episode begins with Lincoln finishing his model of the solar system for a science project.]
Lincoln: "There you go, Mars. Right next to your buddy, Earth." [starts rotating the project.] "Oh, watch out for Jupiter. He's full of gas. Thanks for helping me with my project guys."
Me, Ronnie Anne, Varie and Nico are helping him.
Me: No problem Lincoln. It's cool you're doing a model of the Solar System.
Ronnie Anne: Because of all the extra planets we have in our Solar System we had to add them on here.
Lucy: [holding a container of fake blood.] "Hey, Lincoln."
[We get startled by Lucy's sudden appearance and Lincoln falls off the chair. Fake blood splatters on his project. He then gets up.]
Me: Whoa! We haven't had that happen to us in a while.
Lincoln: "And my Ghost sense didn't pick it up. Lucy, you got blood all over my school project!"
Lucy: "Relax, it's fake. Sigh. Unfortunately."
Me: Oh yeah.
I pull out a cooler and give Lucy some blood.
Me: Fresh from the blood bank Lucy.
Lucy: Thanks J.D.
Lucy drank it.
Lucy: Hmm. He had fruit punch and apple pie.
Ronnie Anne: That's cool how Lucy is able to taste food in blood.
Varie: She's a vampire and she needs blood every now and then.
[Later, Lucy is mopping the fake blood while Me, Ronnie Anne, Varie and Lincoln used a blow dryer on pages of his school books.]
Lucy: [noticing her fake blood's viscosity.] "Hmm, needs more molasses. That'll give it just the right amount of ooze." [She walks off]
[The doorbell rings]
Lincoln: I'll get that.
Lincoln opened the door and it was Rusty and with him was his little brother Rocky.
Lincoln: [Opens the door] "Hey, Rusty."
Rusty: [Fists bumps him] "Hey, Lincoln. My parents are both at work so I have to bring my little bro."
[His younger brother comes in.]
Lincoln: "No problem. Hey, Rocky. Make yourself at home."
Rocky: [Fist bumps him] "Thanks, man."
Me: Hey Rusty.
Rusty: Hey guys.
Me: How's your training in your powers coming along?
Rusty: Coming good guys.
Varie: Cool.
Lincoln: [To Rusty] "Did you bring Uranus?"
Rusty: [pulls out the model planet.] "Never leave home without it."
Me: Perfect.
[Later, Rusty and Lincoln are finishing their science project. Rocky is seen playing with his baseball. Lucy walks out of the kitchen and sees Rocky.]
Lucy: "Gasp." [becomes infatuated with Rocky.] "Oh..." [Spills the molasses she is holding.]
I see Lucy and I knew almost instantly that she was in love.
Me: (In my head) Looks like Lucy has a crush.
[Varie, Ronnie Anne, Lincoln, Rusty, and Rocky hear Lucy. However, she disappears, leaving footsteps of molasses into the living room.]
Lincoln: "What the?"
Laney was quietly reading a book in the living room. Just then Rocky came up and took a seat next to her.
Laney: Hello.
Rocky: Hey.
Laney: Are you a friend of Lincoln's?
Rocky: Nah. I'm his brother.
Laney: Friend of his... Oh! You must be Rocky! I've seen you around my school. Didn't really know much about you until Lincoln told me about your brother. Hi! I'm Laney, one of Lincoln's sisters. [Shakes hands with Rocky]
Rocky: One of?
Laney: Yeah. We live in a big family. 1 boy, 11 sisters. We're also Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Rocky: Cool.
Just as Laney and Rocky were exchanging greetings. They heard a familiar "sigh".
Laney: Did you hear that?
Rocky: [Puts down his game portable and looks around] Nope.
Rocky: "I gotta pee."
Lincoln: "Bathroom's upstairs and down the hall to the left."
[As Rocky goes to the bathroom, Lucy hangs upside down from the vent.]
Lucy: "Sigh."
[As Rocky turns around, Lucy disappeared.]
Rocky: [confused] "Hello?"
[Outside, as Rocky plays soccer, Lucy sticks her head out of Charles' doghouse.]
Lucy: "Sigh."
[As Rocky turns around, Lucy disappeared again and Charles shows up instead as he drags his butt to leave.]
Lucy: "Sigh." [Cut to Lucy's bedroom] "I know he's not really my type. But he's so-" [looks out of the window] "what's the word my sisters use? Cute." [Carries Edwin] "Don't worry, Edwin. You'll always be my undead soul mate. But until we're united, it'd be cool to have someone to hang with." [Edwin just sits there] "You think I should just talk to him?" [Pats Edwin] "I knew you'd understand."
[In the kitchen, Rocky opens the refrigerator door. He spots Lucy's container of fake blood. From that, he takes it. Then he closes the refrigerator door.]
Lucy: "I see you found my blood."
[Rocky gets startled, making him jump and throw the container. The fake blood splatters on him.]
Lucy: "It's my new recipe. Beet juice, molasses, and cocoa powder. Hmm." [Pulls Rocky's shirt.] "Now it's got the ooze but not the splatter." [Holds out her hand.] "Hi, I'm Lucy."
[Rocky freezes for a moment, then runs away. He walks out of the bathroom.]
Lucy: [Holding one of Lincoln's shirts on a hanger.] "Thought you might want a clean shirt." [Rocky stops himself into a halt.] "Just to be clear, it's my brother's." [Rocky backs away] "I would never wear something so offensively cheerful."
Rocky: [Starts falling down the stairs.] "Ah!"
[Rocky lands, gets up uninjured, and runs out of the door. Lincoln and Rusty take a peek out of the dining room.]
Rusty: "Was that Rocky? Sorry, Lincoln, you'll have to finish the project." [Opens and closes the door to go after his brother.]
Lincoln: [Walks to Lucy, who is sitting on the couch.] "What happened?"
Lucy: "I keep trying to talk to Rocky but every time he runs away from me." [curls herself up] "What am I doing wrong?"
Lincoln: "Well, what are you talking to him about?"
Lucy: "The usual stuff. Blood, bruises." [Lucy's bats fly onto her head.] "I didn't even get a chance to show him my new embalming kit."
Lincoln: "You know, maybe he's just not into that kind of stuff."
Lucy: "Then, what is he into?"
Lincoln: "I don't know him very well but he just seems like a regular, normal kid."
Lucy: "Regular and normal. Hmm..." [Walks up the stairs] "Regular and normal."
Sandman: Don't worry, Lincoln. We'll make sure that nothing happens to your project.
Clayface: In fact, once it's done, we'll keep it in a container until the due date.
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Laney pondered as Rocky left. She knew she heard that sigh before. Or at least she remembers someone saying "sigh". In a rather gloomy tone. Meanwhile, Rocky was playing soccer when he heard that sigh again, when he turned around the only thing he saw was Charles dragging his butt. Then up in Lucy's room, Laney walked in and we see the person too shy to talk to Rusty's brother. The person who was sighing this whole time...
Laney: Lucy?
Lucy: Huh? Laney? W-What are you doing here?
Laney: Just wanting to see if you're okay. You were sighing an awful lot around Rocky. [Lucy blushes, Laney then realized something] Lucy? Are you- [Lucy covers her mouth]
Lucy: Shh! It's not what you think!
Laney: No need to be embarassed, Lucy. I know what it's like to be shy around a boy.
Lucy: Sigh... I know he's not really my type. But he's so- [looks out of the window] what's the word you guys use?
Laney: Loud?
Lucy: No.
Laney: Obnoxious?
Lucy: No.
Laney: Scary?
Lucy: I wish.
Laney: Um. Cute?
Lucy: Yes. Cute. [Carries Edwin] Don't worry, Edwin. You'll always be my undead soul mate. But until we're united, it'd be cool to have someone to hang with.
Laney: Um, okay. Well, why don't you try talking to Rocky?
Lucy: Really? But what if he doesn't like me?
Laney: I'm sure If you open up to him, he'll like you.
Lucy: Hmm... [To Edwin] What do you think, Edwin? [Edwin just sits there, Lucy pats him] I knew you'd understand.
[In the kitchen, Rocky opens the refrigerator door. He spots Lucy's container of fake blood. From that, he takes it. Then he closes the refrigerator door.]
Lucy: I see you found my blood.
[Rocky gets startled, making him jump and throw the container. The fake blood splatters on him.]
[It is nighttime in the Estate.]
Later that night, as Laney slept. She was awoken to the smell of Lola's perfume. She sneezed then woke up to see the smell WAS Lola's perfume being sprayed by Lucy coming from her room. Laney walked into Lucy's room and she saw Lucy, Who was wearing a pink chiffon dress and lipstick? Clearly Laney needed to know what was going on.
Laney: Lucy?
Lucy: [gasps] Laney?
Laney: What are you wearing?
Lucy: Um.. I can explain. [Lola bursts through the door]
2 Minutes Earlier, Lori was yelling.
Lori: "Lola! Did you take my Red Riot lipstick again?!"
Lola: [Opens her bedroom door] "No, but someone took my perfume. I bet it was Leni!"
[The door to the bathroom opens, where Leni is seen inside.]
Leni: "Was not! But I'd like to know who took my pink chiffon dress, Lori!"
[Lori, Leni, and Lola start arguing.]
Leni: "Where do you get off?!"
Lori: "You are literally the one always stretching out my sweaters every time you borrow them!"
Leni: "Fess up!"
Lola: "That's my scent! I can't let people associate it with you!"
Lori: "We can do this the hard way-"
Lola: [turns around] "Hang on, I smell my perfume!" [Sniffs up the pink scent leading her to Lucy's room.] "LUCY! You'd better not be using my perfume to cover the stink of your corpse collection!"
[The three sisters open the door, prepared to wail on her, but gasp and it pans to show Lucy using Lola's perfume, which she tries to hide, and wearing Lori's lipstick and Leni's dress.]
Lori: [curious] "What are you doing?"
Laney: I think we all should know.
Lucy: "I-I-I...I thought if I'd be regular and normal, Rusty's brother Rocky would like me. Sorry I took your stuff. I understand if you're mad." [Lola leaves the room]
Lori: [stomps her feet] "You're darn right we're mad!" [Lucy is down; excited] "Mad you didn't let us help!"
Leni: "Yeah, we've been wanting to give you a makeover since like, birth!"
Lola: [comes back in with a big cardboard collage of fashion models with Lucy's face plastered all over their own.] "I've been working on this Lucy vision board for years! Until now, it was just a fantasy."
Me: Wow. This is really good Lola.
Varie: It sure is.
Lori: [calls her other sisters] "GUYS! IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING! LUCY'S FINALLY READY!"
[The others get out their beauty gear.]
Laney: WAIT! I don't think we should change Lucy just to impress some boy.
Lori: Chill, Lanes. We're professionals.
Lucy: "Will this hurt?"
[The girls all start giving her a makeover. This results in Lucy looking like a cheerleader.]
Sisters: "Too peppy."
Me: It would be a great style for a High School Football game.
[They give her another makeover and this time, the result is Lucy as an 80's diva.]
Sisters: "Too poofy."
Me: The 80's are dead but their music is still popular.
[They try again and this time, Lucy looks like a fancy princess.]
Sisters: "Too princess-y."
Me: It's too Disney.
[One more makeover results in Lucy wearing hot pink and having blonde hair.]
Sisters: "Too...PERFECT!"
Me: I think this is how Lucy was supposed to look back when she was born.
Lucy: [examines her new look with her pet bat perching on her head.] "Hmm...I can live with this. What do you think, Fangs?"
Fangs squealed.
Me: He says he agrees.
Barricade: Let's not give Lucy a makeover. If it didn't work for Luna, it won't work now.
Me: I agree with Barricade. We don't want another incident with what happened with Doug and Michelle the Talent Destroyers.
I snap my fingers and Lucy was back to what she was.
Me: I think I have a good solution. One sec.
I go over to a drawer and pull out two bat berets and separate Lucy bangs and reveal her red eyes.
Me: There. I know it looks scary but now you look perfect. See for yourself.
Lucy looked at herself in the mirror. Despite being a vampire she does have a reflection and that was proven to be just a myth.
Lucy: I look better this way. Thanks brother.
Me: No problem Lucy. And Laney I know you're concerned but we have to help her.
Laney: I guess you're right.
Eddy: You thinking what I'm thinking, Ed?
Ed: Is it time to eat Jawbreakers?
Eddy: Close. It's time to set Lucy and Rocky up for a date!
Me: Lets arrange a playdate for Lucy and Rocky.
[Enter Lori dragging Bobby into the house while pretending to be on a call on her phone.]
Lori: [acting] "You can't make it to mini-golf? But we already bought four tickets!"
[Bobby looks at Lucy in perplexity over her new look and Lori nudges him for his cue.]
Bobby: [reading something on his arm.] "Oh, um, right! Um, maybe we should...invite two other people to come."
Lori: [gasping and acting] "What a great idea! Anyone? Lucy?"
Lucy came down with her new Look and Rocky was amazed and infatuated.
Rocky: Wow. Lucy you are amazing.
Lucy: (Blushes) Thanks Rocky.
Me: You know. I can't help but notice something about you two Rocky.
Rocky: What's that?
I pulled out a DVD case for Hotel Transylvania.
Me: I noticed that you two look very identical to Jonathan and Mavis in Hotel Transylvania.
Lily: Oh I love that movie.
Rocky and Lucy looked very similar in the movie.
Lucy: We do look like them.
Rocky: It's amazing that you've helped kill villains like Xehanort and Webstor, Lucy.
Riku: Don't forget that me and Demona helped kill those specific villains.
Lucy: That's true.
[Lori nudges Bobby for his cue again.]
Bobby: "Oh!" [reading his arm script] "If only there was another guy to round out the foursome."
Lori: "You're free, right, Rocky?" [grabs his arm] "Great!"
Demona (as a human): I should get dressed in some clothes before we head out.
Demona did so. She came back in a black summer shirt and black jeans.
Me: (To the Viewers) I gave the Manhattan Clan the ability to transform into their Gargoyle forms at will whenever needed.
[Lori and Lucy eagerly leave with their confused dates while the other sisters grin with hope.]
Rusty: [hits on them] "Any of you other ladies looking for a date?"
[They all just back away upstairs after hearing that.]
Rocky: It's amazing that you've helped kill villains like Xehanort and Webstor, Lucy.
Riku: Don't forget that me and Demona helped kill those specific villains.
[Hole-In-Onederland. The dates are playing a game.]
Lori: "Just follow my lead, and remember, regular and normal."
[Lucy nods. Lori swings and misses her ball on purpose.]
Lori: [acting] "Oops!" [giggles] "Boo Boo Bear, what am I doing wrong? Can you help me?"
Bobby: [oblivious] "But, Babe, you're on the Varsity Golf-"[Lori hits him with her putter.] "OW! I mean, sure, Babe. I'll help you." [shows her] "Okay, just square your shoulders and follow through."
[They putt together. Lori looks over to Lucy who gives her a thumbs up, but thinks Lori means hit Rocky in the leg with the club, and does so.]
Lori (nervously as she prepares to take a shot with her golf club): I'd rather be dealing with Leonard the Pig King and Vulture then this!
Lucy: "Oops." [tosses her putter]
Rocky: "Ow! What was that for?"
Lucy: "I thought uh, um, uh, how about that Baseball team that played the other night?" [nervously grins as Rocky looks on confused.]
Shego (sees Lucy succeed in accidentally hurting Rocky): If Duff Killigan were here right now, he'd be face palming.
[The next hole, Bobby putts his ball through the windmill and sinks it.]
Lori: "Ooh." [chuckles and claps] "Great shot, Boo Boo Bear." [giggles]
Bobby: "That one's for you, babe." [pokes her nose]
Lori: "Aw!" [giggles and playfully shoves Bobby]
[Rocky steps up to the putting position and hits his ball, making it fly everywhere in the course.]
Lucy: "Ooh, great shot, Rocky Bear."
Rocky: [Confused] "What? I totally shanked it. My ball went down a rain gutter."
Lucy: "Ha ha. Ha ha. You're so funny." [pushes him]
Rocky: "Ah!" [falls into the water hazard.]
[On the haunted hole, Rocky sinks his ball into the cup.]
Bobby: "Good shot, bro." [fist bumps Rocky]
Lori: [feigning fear] "Ooh, this hole is creepy! Right, Lucy?"
[Lucy is admiring a casket.]
Outside the mini golf course we were watching from in the back of Red Alert.
Red Alert: I hope you guys don't make a mess inside me.
Me: We're trying not to Red Alert.
Varie: Those two look so adorable together.
Leni: They totes do.
Laney: I still am against this. But J.D.'s method works great.
Me: Thanks Laney.
Nico smelled something good and he saw Stewie.
Nico (sees Stewie eating a steak): Stewie, is that a steak?
Stewie: Oh, c'mon! What's a nice stakeout without a nice juicy steak? (Rimshot)
We laughed at Stewie's Joke.
Luan: (Laughs) That's a nice joke, Stewie!
Cyborg: I taught him that joke.
Me: That was a good one.
Red Alert: That was amusing.
It was now official. Lucy and Rocky were now Boyfriend and Girlfriend. They went on their first date at the Dark Side of The Spoon. The restaurant where you eat in pitch black darkness. Because Lucy is essentially one with the darkness, she can see in the dark. They had a great date.
They left the restaurant.
Lucy: I had a great time with you Rocky.
Rocky: Me too Lucy.
Suddenly a window smash was heard and they saw a Jewelry store being robbed.
Lucy: Gasp. We have a jewelry store being robbed.
Rocky: Shall we go show those robbers what happens when you mess with Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Lucy: You know it.
They went to the store and the robbers were trying to get away.
Robber 1: Lets go! The Cops will be here any second!
Rocky: That's not the least of your problems!
Rocky swooped in and kicked the robber in the face and he grabbed a rebar pole and bashed him in the chest and face with it and knocked him out.
Lucy: (Amazed) Wow.
A robber tried to get behind Lucy. But she saw him and electrocuted him with black lightning. Knocking him out.
Lucy electrocuted the getaway truck and the truck exploded and the 2nd robber was burned and knocked out.
Just then as they were tying up the robbers, the cops and us arrived.
Me: Lucy are you...
Everyone: Whoa!
We were amazed that Lucy and Rocky beat the robbers.
Me: Wow! You guys really socked it to these robbers.
Chief: They sure did.
An officer recognized them.
Officer: I know those 2 chief. These two are the most notorious bank and jewelry store robbers in the country. The Police and the FBI have been after them for a long time.
Me: Wow! Lucy, Rocky you two did a great job!
Rocky: Thanks J.D.
Lucy: Thanks J.D.
Nico: You two robbers have failed this country.
We laughed.
Lucy and Rocky had no idea that they busted such high profile criminals.
Me: Luckily you two were in the right place at the right time.
Laney: They sure were.
The two robbers were sentenced to Life Without Parole.
[The next day at school, Lincoln Ronnie Anne and Rusty are walking and me and Varie are carefully bringing in Lincoln and Rusty's project to avoid having it get ruined]
Lincoln: Thanks for helping us J.D.
Me: It was our pleasure Lincoln.
Varie: That's what friends are for.
[Rocky and Lucy are right behind them with a container of fake blood]
Lucy and Rocky: Hey, guys.
[Both Lincoln and Rusty leap in the air]
Lucy: Sorry we scared you.
Rocky: We just wanted to tell you we nailed the fake blood recipe.
Lucy: We also threw in a few popcorn kernels for brain matter. [adds kernels]
Me: Hey that's great you two. And great job catching those robbers. What are you gonna do with the reward money?
Lucy: We don't know yet.
Rocky: But we'll think of something.
We presented the project and Lincoln got a A++.
Star Butterfly: (To the Viewers) Love is a gorgeous thing and it can be both good and bad.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete.
We haven't done an episode of the Loud House in a while. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
