HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY 2019 EVERYONE!


March 31st.

It starts with us in the briefing room in Lori's room.

Me: Now as you all know tomorrow is the most dreadful day in the Loud Family and in Nico's family as well: April 1st, A.K.A. April Fools Day. We have a really bad history with this day as we know from our experiences with Luan. And Nico's brother Connor is the jokester in his family and he unleashes a nightmarish prank war on his family and it always results in someone getting seriously hurt.

Alicia: That's right J.D. Connor is a nightmare on April Fools Day and we need to teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

Laney: That won't work Alicia. We tried that with Luan when she tried to humiliate us with stunt doubles. But I got wind of her plan from my stunt double and turned the tide against her in my favor. But I can tell that Connor won't learn his lesson whether it be the easy or hard way.

Nico: You're right Laney. When April Fool's day comes around he's a sadistic, cruel, psychopathic monster prankster that is as remorseless as they come.

Luan: He's in every way like I was.

Nico: That's right Luan and here's a montage of pranks that he has done to all of us. I present to you Connor Chan's April Fools Highlight Reel.

Nico played on a movie projector a montage of pranks Connor did in the past. The first clip showed Nico having breakfast and then his face turned red and a massive blast of fire exploded out of his mouth.

Connor: I would say this prank Spices you up! (Laughs)

Nico: He poured capsaicin extract hot sauce into my cereal.

Me: Yikes! But that prank wouldn't bother me.

Alicia: Here's me.

Alicia opened the fridge and a spring-loaded boxing glove punched her in the stomach and sent her flying straight into a pile of sludge.

SPLAT!

Connor: Something Stinks around here. (Laughs)

Alicia growled.

Alicia: I smelled horrible for a week.

Mindy: Look what happened here with me.

Mindy was playing video games and suddenly she got hit with rotten eggs and they exploded and made her smell really horrible!

Connor: How Eggceptionally funny! (Laughs)

Mindy: I smelled horrible for a month.

Nico: Here's another thing that happened to me.

Nico walked into his closet and then he screamed as he got sprayed by 12 skunks.

Connor: Skunks to be you! (Laughs)

Nico: I had to take a bath in a pool full of tomato juice.

Alicia: This one hurt bad.

Alicia was walking to her room when she stepped on a roller skate and fell onto a bunch of mousetraps and they snapped on her and she was in a lot of pain.

Connor: That makes you snap! (Laughs)

Alicia growled.

Mindy: This one really hurt me.

Mindy was getting a glass of water and as she was about to leave the kitchen a bowling ball dropped from the ceiling onto her foot.

CRUNCH!

Mindy: OW!

She hops holding her foot in pain and she inadvertently steps on a banana peel that causes her to fall into a snare trap and it flings her into a massive pile of rotten garbage.

SPLAT!

Connor: That's a Strike with lots of Ap-Peal to Refuse! (Laughs)

Mindy: I had a nasty broken foot that took 8 weeks to heal.

Nico: But watch this one.

Nico went to the kitchen and he stepped on a tripwire and a watermelon hit him in the face and exploded all over him and completely covered him with chocolate pudding.

KABOOM! SPLAT!

Connor: This is one Fruit that is Sweet! (Laughs)

The montage ended.

Vince: Jeez! That is awful!

Carol: No kidding.

Me: Boy you guys have had it worse than me.

Lincoln: No kidding.

Varie: Luan beat up Me, J.D., Lincoln and Laney really bad the first time.

Lily: When I got my powers, Luan tried to hurt everyone by forcing dad to do her bidding in exchange for a decade free of pranks. But J.D. and Varie exposed her evil prank plot and we turned the tide against her.

Me: And it was June back then.

Lincoln: Yep.

Laney: And then she tried to humiliate us with stunt doubles we hired in our places. But my stunt double caught wind of her evil plan for that and I took my doubles place and pranked Luan back 1000-fold.

Woody: That was a good prank you did Laney.

Eddy: That was a good one.

Luan: Yeah. Laney really nailed me back then.

We laughed.

Jessie B.: I'll never forget that. That was so amazing.

Nico: That was very clever Laney. You used the old military philosophy "In Order to Defeat Your Enemy, you Must Become your Enemy."

Me: That's one of the most famous philosophical quotes of Chinese military philosopher Sun Tzu.

Edd: That's right J.D. It's a reverse psychology line we tried to use on the Kankers when we lived in Peach Creek.

Marie K.L.: But I can't believe we were that vicious to you guys back then. Stupid May and Lee. (To May) No offense May.

May (Pokemon): None taken Marie.

Robin (Teen Titans): I have a very strong feeling that Connor is going to be targeting the Redemption Squad for April Fools.

Me: I have that feeling too Robin.

Ash: We have to be prepared for anything.

Me: Yeah. But when tomorrow comes, we step through the Gates of Hell!

Luan: I'll give Connor a major prank fight he'll never forget.

Me: You'll get your shot Luan and you and Eddy will try to get Connor to see the error of his ways.

Eddy: Yeah! He must be stopped!

Brock: This is gonna be a rough battle.

Lucy (Pokemon): This is gonna be a tough battle. But we have faith in you.

Me: Thanks Lucy. Here's what we do.

I explain my plan and everyone else was gonna hide in the estate tower and Me, Lincoln, Nico, May, Dawn, Lucy Heartfilia, Laney, Varie and Woody were gonna watch and help from afar. The Redemption Squad was gonna split up into groups and head out all over the city. But we had a feeling that Connor will anticipate this and know what we're gonna do.

Me: Okay. Lets get ready.

Luan: (To the viewers) We need to be ready for anything Connor dishes out.

We prepared for the biggest prank war in the history of the world.


APRIL 1ST, 2019

6:00 AM.

My alarm clock rang and I woke up.

Me: It's time!

I went to the wall and in an alarm box was a red box and the cover said "APRIL FOOLS DAY BATTLESTATIONS ALARM." I smashed the cover and pressed the red button. Air Raid Sirens sounded and everyone woke up and went to the castle watchtower and Me, Varie, Lincoln, Nico, May, Dawn, Lucy H., Laney and Woody went into the air.

Aylene C.: Here we go guys. We have to be ready for anything.

Me: Okay. William, Redemption Squad fan out!

William: Right!

The Redemption Squad ran down the stairs to the front door.

William: Guys, let's get out of the house go to different locations in the city. Connor can't possibly prank us all at once!

Maria: You got it! Split up and head into the city!

They did so.

The Redemption Squad went out of the house and into the deep futuristic concrete jungle called Gotham Royal York. Connor was watching and our hunch was correct.

Connor: The hunt is on. Time to prank these fools into oblivion in the name of all good things that laugh! (Evil Laughter)


WILLIAM & SHEGO

William and Shego were running and they ducked into an alley.

William: He won't find us in here.

But he thought wrong. 2 buckets full of honey fell onto them and covered them from head to toe in honey.

SPLAT!

Feathers blew onto them.

Connor: You just got into a Sticky Situation and one that ruffles your Feathers! (Laughs)

Connor left.

William (he and Shego are covered with honey and feathers): I swear. Odd's pranks were never like this!

Shego: That little brat!

I appeared and cleaned them off with water.

Me: He got you guys good huh?

Shego: He sure did.

William: Thanks J.D.

Me: No problem.


KILLER FROST & POISON IVY

Killer Frost and Poison Ivy were running through the park.

Connor appeared in front of them and he had a slingshot with water balloons in it and he had some kind of gloves on.

Connor: Time for you to Freeze!

Connor fired a balloon and it hit Killer Frost and it shattered and Liquid Nitrogen was on her.

Killer Frost: Liquid Nitrogen?

Connor: How come it's not working on you?

Killer Frost: Nice try but I'm impervious to all things that are extremely cold. I have a body temperature of -459Ëš Fahrenheit or Absolute Zero. It only makes me stronger.

Connor: Wow! That is amazing! But you better keep running!

Connor fired the water balloons at them onto the ground and they exploded and it was a big bang of cold smoke.

Poison Ivy ran and stepped onto a tripwire and a bucket of glue dumped onto her and then a bucket of bird seed fell on her and then numerous pigeons and crows flew at her and Poison Ivy ran for the lake and jumped in.

Connor: That prank is one that ruffles your feathers! (Laughs)

Connor left!

Varie came and pulled Poison Ivy out of the water.

Varie: Boy Connor sure got you huh Pamela?

Poison Ivy: I'm just glad that Joker never did these kinds of pranks before his death.

Varie: Tell me about it. But at least you didn't get hurt like in The Birds from 1963.

Poison Ivy: That's true.

Killer Frost: At least Connor's Liquid Nitrogen didn't hurt me.

Varie: That's true.


MARIA & BAI TZA

Maria and Bai Tza were by a swimming pool.

Connor appeared and he had a pie bazooka in his hands.

Connor: Pie think you two are pretty. (Laughs)

Connor fired numerous pies at them.

Bai Tza was dodging all the pies and Maria was getting hit by them.

SPLAT SPLATSPLATSPLAT! SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Maria: Cherry and Pineapple? Yummy. But I got to wash up.

Maria jumped into the swimming pool.

Connor: Maria is in for something that will make her Red with rage! (Laughs)

Connor left.

Maria jumped out of the water and her clothes were all red!

Bai Tza: What the!? Maria what happened!?

Maria: Connor turned the water red with red dye! My clothes are ruined!

Laney came and pulled Maria out of the pool.

Laney: Wow. This water is really red. But there's a genjutsu over it to make it look like a normal pool. Very clever.

Maria: That explains it.

Laney released the genjutsu and the water was red like blood.

Maria: Looks like I need to take off all of my stained clothes and walk around in my swimsuit for the rest of the day. I just hope no perverted boys try to take a peek at me!

Maria took her stained clothes off and Laney handed her a red robe.

Laney: Sorry Maria, J.D. told me that you can use his bath robe for the time being. It's the only color he had.

Maria: That's all right. Thanks Laney.

Maria put on the robe.

Laney: You're welcome Maria.

Maria: It's a good thing my swimsuit is impervious to all stains.

Bai Tza: Lets drain this pool. I don't think anyone would like it if the pool was permanently stained.

Bai Tza fired a blast of water that went into the drain room and she pulled a lever and the pool drained.

Laney: Good work Bai Tza.

Bai Tza: Thanks Laney.


VENOM & RHINO

Venom and Rhino were running fast and then they stepped on a tripwire and a catapult fired bombs at them and they exploded and splattered them with Ketchup and Hot Sauce.

BOOM! BOOM! SPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT!

Connor popped out from behind a tree.

Connor: That's something that requires the best Sauce! (Laughs)

Connor left.

Venom (licks the ketchup): Mmm. Delicious!

Rhino: How did he know I like hot sauce?

Nico came and got the sauce off with water.

Nico: Connor sure got you good.

Venom: He sure did. But we actually enjoyed it.

Rhino: We sure did.


FRANCIS & LEA

Francis and Lea were in a restaurant hiding from Connor.

Francis: I think we lost him.

Lea: I think so too.

They took a seat at a table and then a bunch of fire extinguishers fired all over them and covered them completely in a mountain of sodium bicarbonate foam.

Connor: I hope that this doesn't Foam you up! Your Fire wasn't extinguished! (Laughs)

Connor left.

Francis: It's times like this that I wish I still had my fire powers.

Lincoln arrived and got all the foam off with his hands.

Lea: Ah. Thanks Lincoln.

Lincoln: No problem Lea.


RUBBERBAND MAN & INQUE

Rubberband Man and Inque were running and then Rubberband Man tripped on a tripwire and landed on a huge sheet of flypaper.

SPLAT!

Rubberband Man was stuck because of the glue on the paper. Inque ran and was stuck in a glass bottle and Connor put the cork on.

Connor: You two got stuck in a Sticky Situation! (Laughs)

Rubberband Man: Very funny, Connor!

Connor left.

May appeared.

May: Wow! What a huge sheet of flypaper. Hold on.

May freed Inque.

Inque: Thanks May.

May: No problem.

Inque stretched and held up the giant sheet of flypaper and May ripped it off of him.

RRRIIIIIIPPPP!

Inque: Oooh! Ouch!

Rubberband Man: Ow.

May: Sorry Adam. Are you all right?

Rubberband Man: Yeah. Thanks May.

Inque: Nico's brother is quite a genius in pranks.

May: He sure is. Nico wasn't kidding when he said that he was a pranking psychopath.


DEMONA & RIKU

In the city square, Demona and Riku were running. They stopped and rested.

Riku: I think we're safe.

Girl: Hey there he is!

Riku turned and saw a huge number of ravenous fangirls with hearts and stars in their eyes.

Girl 2: He's so dreamy!

Girl 3: Marry us Riku!

Girl 4: I want to take you home!

The fangirls chased Riku and Connor appeared.

Connor: You sure have become a famous heartthrob. I hope one of these girls likes you. (Laughs)

Demona was about to chase after them, but a huge amount of cement dumped onto her and hardened fast.

Connor: Looks like you're trapped like a Rock in a Hard place. (Laughs)

Connor left.

Me and Lincoln appeared and we grabbed chisels and chipped her out.

Me: Wow! Connor really stuck you Demona.

Demona: Tell me about it.

Riku came back and he was panting hard.

Riku: I didn't think I was that popular!

Me: Boy and I thought Sasuke had it bad.


TERESA & ARPEGGIO

Outside the abandoned amusement park, Teresa and Arpeggio were running and then they were launched in a catapult and into a spinning top ride. It was turned on and set at Mach 1. It was spinning so fast that it was unbelievable.

Connor was flying using a jetpack.

Connor: You sure have been Sped up! (Laughs)

Francis and me arrived and we got to the control box. I tried pulling the stop lever. But it was stuck.

Me: (Grunts) The stop lever is stuck!

Francis: It's rusted stuck.

I pulled out some oil and fixed it and I pulled the lever and the ride stopped. Teresa was green around the gills really bad.

Me: Whoa! Teresa, you don't look so good.

Teresa (holds her stomach): I think I'm gonna be sick! (vomits)

Me and Francis: Ew!

Francis: I'll get you home Teresa.

Teresa: Okay Francis.

Me: Are you all right Arpeggio?

Arpeggio: (British Accent) I sure am. I flew away before I could land in the ride.

Me: Good work Arpeggio.

Francis took Teresa home.


STEWIE & BOWSER JR.

Stewie and Bowser Jr. were running.

Stewie: Lets split up B.J.!

Bowser Jr.: You got it Stewie.

Stewie ran one way and he went into a drainpipe.

Stewie: He won't find me in here.

But what Stewie didn't realize is that they inadvertently went into a cannon.

Connor: This one will Shoot you. (Laughs)

He pressed a button and...

BOOM!

Stewie was fired from the cannon and he landed in a huge pile of manure in Liam's farm.

SPLAT!

Liam: (Southern Accent) Hey, Stewie!

Stewie: Hey, Liam. Can I hang with you for the next few hours?

Back with Bowser Jr. he was running and then Connor threw massive wads of garbage at him and hit him hard.

Connor: I would talk trash but I Refuse! (Laughs)

Connor left.

Varie arrived

Varie: Wow! He got you good.

Bowser Jr.: Tell me about it.

Varie cleaned him off.

Stewie was cleaning off at Liam's house.


XION & KARAI

Xion and Karai were running and they ran into a Tennis Court. They saw a tennis machine and Connor was by it.

Connor: I hope you like getting served. (Laughs)

Connor set the machine on full blast.

Xion: Wait a minute! I can just deflect the balls with my Keyblade!

Xion summoned her Keyblade and hit all the tennis balls at a rapid pace until the machine was empty.

Connor: Wow! You have a good tennis arm Xion.

Xion: Thanks Connor.

Connor: No problem. Would you like some sushi?

Karai: (Japanese Accent) I'll have some.

Karai took some and ate it. And then almost immediately she felt a massive bowel movement and rushed to the bathroom.

Connor: Looks like you got Laxed up! (Laughs)

Laney arrived.

Laney: You two okay?

Xion: Karai's in the restroom. She ate some sushi and it made her go bad.

Laney picked up the sushi on the bench and she smelled it.

Laney: Spiked with laxatives. Really powerful ones too.

Xion: Yeesh!


CLAYFACE & SANDMAN

Clayface and Sandman were running in the forest and then they fell into a huge mud pit.

Connor: Looks to me like you're in a muddy situation! (Laughs)

Connor Left.

Clayface: Oh please! I can get out of this mud pit easily!

Clayface and Sandman got out.

Nico arrived.

Nico: That wasn't much of a prank.

Sandman: No it wasn't.


ELENA & SHOCKER

Elena and Shocker were running fast and they went into an electric power plant. Suddenly there was a loud hum.

Elena: What's that?

Then Elena and Shocker were pulled and they were stuck onto a massive electromagnet and operating its controls was Connor.

Connor: This is one thing that gives you a Magnetic Personality! (Laughs)

Connor left.

Elena: Wait. How am I attached to this? I don't have metal right now.

Shocker: It's our powers! Our lightning made us magnetic.

Dawn arrived and she went to the controls and pulled a red lever and the magnet turned off.

Dawn: Are you all right?

Elena: Yeah. Thanks to you Dawn.

Shocker: I don't know how Connor made a powerful electromagnet but it's a big one.

Dawn: He sure did.


THUNDERCRACKER & MIRANDA

Thundercracker was in his vehicle mode riding through the air with Miranda inside him.

Miranda: You think we're safe here?

Thundercracker: We're in the air right now. There's no way he can get us from here.

But he was wrong. Connor flew up to them with his jetpack and Lucy H. flew in front of Connor as he fired paint bombs. Lucy H. grabbed them and threw them back at Connor and they hit him and splattered all over him.

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Thundercracker: Whoo! Thanks Lucy.

Lucy H.: No problem Thundercracker.

Miranda: That was amazing though.

Thundercracker: Yep.


JESSIE, JAMES & MEOWTH

Jessie, James & Meowth were running, thinking they were gonna be next by Connor. Suddenly an explosion blew under them and they were hurled into the sky.

Jessie, James and Meowth: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

TING!

But Jessie, James and Meowth were caught by a hovering drone and it was a big drone. There were four Jigglypuff on it and they were tickling them. They were laughing uncontrollably.

Woody flew up to the drone and pecked it in half and they landed in the city and I caught them.

Me: You guys okay?

Jessie (Pokemon): We are. Hey wait a minute! We're not working with Team Rocket anymore! (To the Viewers) We've been on for 23+ years and we got fired when we came here.

Me: I can tell. But who blasted you into the sky like that?

Jessebelle: (Offscreen) I did.

We saw Jessebelle.

Me: Jessebelle!

James: Oh no! It's my despicable fiancé!

Me: I might've known you would be the one that came for James.

Jessebelle: That's right!

She sent out Vileplume.

Me: You want James? Then come and get him!

Then 2 figures appeared behind her and they punched her and Vileplume and sent her flying.

POW!

Jessebelle and Vileplume went flying!

TING!

Me: WOW! That was a powerful punch.

We turned and saw an Incineroar and a Graveler.

Me: Oh wow! It's a Graveler and Incineroar! I'll take the Incineroar and Nico can have the Graveler.

Nico landed by me.

Nico: You got it.

Me and Nico caught them.

Me: Two more Pokemon. Now it's time to teach Connor a lesson.

Luan: Save that for me J.D.

Me: You got it Luan. Show no mercy on him.

Luan: You got it.

We went after Connor.


Connor was back home smiling at his success. Then out of nowhere a pie hit him square in the face.

SPLAT!

Luan: Pie see what you have been doing Connor. (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, I'm not gonna let you hurt my friends with deadly pranks. It was because of those pranks that I nearly got my family and my friends seriously hurt.

Connor: I would like to see you try and stop me!

Luan: A prank war it is then.

A montage of deadly pranks began and Luan and Connor were really tearing each other apart. The pranks were so deadly and graphic that we can't show them.

When it was done 20 minutes later, Luan and Connor looked like they were both badly beaten to within an inch of their lives. Their clothes were shredded, they had nasty bruises, cuts and scrapes, their hair was messed up, their bodies were totally mangled up.

Me: Stop this you two! Look at yourselves! You can barely go on!

Connor then fainted from being too hurt. Luan was still standing. Then she fell unconscious. We went over to them and they were horribly mangled up.

Me: Man! Look at them!

Nico: Jeez! They look like they went through 100 sawmills!

Varie: No kidding!


April 2nd, 2019.

We took them to the infirmary and they were gonna be all right. Luan woke up and she was in casts, bandages and more.

Me: Hey there sleeping beauty.

Luan: What happened?

Me: You were badly mangled up from a nasty prank war and you and Connor both really went at each other.

Luan: Boy I sure look like I went through a battle.

Laney: You sure do Luan. But I hope that Connor learned his lesson.

Nico: I hope so too Laney.

Vince: He sure got a good thrashing as well.

Connor was wrapped in a full body cast.

Me: He sure did.

Connor: I'm amazed you all got me and stopped my pranks. You may have won this time but next year I'm going to unleash a nightmare onto all of you and make sure you all suffer the worst pranking you ever got! Especially you J.D.! (EVIL LAUGHTER!)

Me: Three words Connor: BRING... IT... ON! (To the Viewers) April Fools Day is a great holiday where we all get to be funny. But if pranks are taken way too far, they can get someone seriously hurt and even to the point where they require hospitalization. We've dealt with numerous deadly pranks in the Loud House before we became Team Loud Phoenix Storm and they were not funny at all. We got seriously hurt because of them. One persons joke for their own amusement can lead to another persons disaster. Remember that.

I have a pie in my hands.

Me: Happy April Fools Everyone!

I throw the pie right into the camera.

SPLAT!

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete.

Happy April Fools Day everyone! I hope you don't go all out today like in my fanfiction. This had to be the most brutal and most violent April Fool's me and NicoChan11 ever did. The deadliest chapter for April Fools Day we did was April Fools Rules. The joke from the episode Fool Me Twice from 2018 was not funny at all. It was downright cruel and pure evil. Luan's stunt double joke was mean and completely humiliating. The way Luan laughed in the episode Fool's Paradise was funny. I always add a malevolent and diabolical laugh to add some excitement and entertainment to it. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Next up is the infamous chapter No Such Luck! (LAUGHS) APRIL FOOLS! No I would never do that chapter. Sorry. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time