It starts as we were walking home from school. It was a beautiful day.
Me: It sure is a beautiful day.
Bai Tza: It sure is.
Lincoln: I don't think anyone can ruin it.
But Lincoln spoke too soon and a black hair kid dressed in Punisher style clothes came out and he had a tattoo on his arm that said Death to all Women.
Maria: Silas Norman!
Silas: Hello Maria. It's been a long time babe.
Bai Tza: You know this asshole, Maria?
Francis: And so do me, Teresa, and Adam.
Rubberband Man: Maria told us all about him back when the Meta Breed were still active.
Maria: Yeah. He's my ex-boyfriend and he has an extremely nasty disposition and reputation. He hates all women with a terrible vengeance and he views them all as slaves.
Me: I remember that and I'm the one that threw this fucker in jail forever. He must've been released on parole.
Francis: What was he thrown in prison for?
Me: Statutory rape. He was sentenced to 25 years in prison and was fined $250,000.00. He was also ordered to register as a sex offender and if he ever got out he was placed on a restraining order saying that he's not allowed to come within 300 feet of Maria or her family.
Silas: That's right.
Maria: You have some nerve showing your face, Norman!
Silas: Come on babe. Don't I make you happy anymore?
Me: You should've thought of that when you had your way with her!
William: Maria is now my girlfriend and she is the most amazing girl ever!
Silas: So now you're laying your hands on my girl!? You are just a worthless loser!
William: You are the worthless loser Norman!
Silas: I will kill you ya little twerp!
Silas threw a punch at William. But he dodged it and punched Silas in the face.
William (cracks his knuckles): Now that was attempted assault. Everything that happens now is self defense.
Silas punched at William again and he dodged it and kicked him right where the sun doesn't shine with a sickening crunch.
DING!
We winced when we heard this.
Me: Ooh! That must've hurt.
Laney: No kidding.
Wlliam (punches Silas): I don't even need my blaster for this!
William punched him in the face and knocked out all of his teeth.
Me: Adam lets send this guy back to prison with a nasty concussion.
Laney: I know just how to do it.
Laney formed a huge ball of vines and Maria and Francis stretched him out into a slingshot and I loaded the ball.
Me: Eat sap you freak!
We launched the vine ball and William saw it coming and he ducked and the vine ball slammed into Silas' face with devastating force.
WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!
(Turkey Gobbles)
Silas was totally thrashed. The police arrived and arrested him on the spot for violating his parole. He was taken back to prison. But this time he was sent to the Uranus Prison where he will stay for life without parole. And he was also ordered to pay Maria $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in restitution.
Back at the estate, Maria was crying.
William (hugs a crying Maria): It's ok, Maria. Silas won't ever hurt you again.
Maria: (Crying) I thought I was rid of him! But he is worse than ever!
William: Oh it's all right Maria.
Later at Sector V headquarters, me, Yuko, Lola, Nico, and all the members of Team Adult Genocide were watching TV. Suddenly there was a blinding white light and out of the light came an old man and a young girl.
Old Man: (Australian Accent) Please. You have to help us.
Numbuh 1: An Adult!
They readied their weapons.
Numbuh 1: I don't know how you got in here, but...
Yuko: Wait Nigel! I recognize this man. Wallabee Beatles from the future.
Older Numbuh 4: That's right Yuko. How did you know?
Yuko: I was able to tell because of your eyes.
Numbuh 1: What happened to you Numbuh 4?
Lola: I think he came from the future.
Yuko: That's what I was thinking. How long in the future did you come from?
Older Numbuh 4: 75 years into the future.
Me: That's in the year 2094.
Older Numbuh 4: That's right J.D.
Me: And who is this with you?
Sally: I'm Sally Sanban. Granddaughter of Kuki Sanban.
We gasped.
Numbuh 3: You are my granddaughter!?
Sally: I am Kuki.
Older Numbuh 4: We have a terrible situation happening. My younger self is in terrible danger!
Me: You can tell us what's going on while we're heading to where Wallabee is at.
We were off to where Numbuh 4 was.
Me: So what's all this about?
Older Numbuh 4 told us that the entire human race was in grave danger because of a Misogynistic Supremacist named Madam Margaret of St. Rita's Preparatory School. Her goal is to kill all the boys and rule the world in the name of girls.
After Numbuh 4 from the KND was sent to St. Rita's Preparatory School by his parents, Margie presented herself in her disguise as Principal Margaret, welcoming Numbuh 4 to the school, and went with him to his new class. Once at the class, Numbuh 4 came to the conclusion that all the students were girls, so Principal Margaret revealed to him that St Rita's was a school for girls, and subsequently, revealed her intentions to turn Numbuh 4 in a girl with her Girlifying Rifle. She just made Numbuh 4's hand to turn into a woman's, but Numbuh 4 used the powder from the speckles of the slate to escape. After became furious of Numbuh 4's escape, Principal Margaret made a tantrum and later left the classroom to went to her office at the school's tower, but she told her students to continue with their lessons, which they did not do as soon as she left, they started to play.
Once at the school's tower, Principal Margaret communicated with her future self Madame Margaret, who told her that she was busy at the moment and to just leave her a message. Principal Margaret left a message explaining her future self about Numbuh 4's escape, but Numbuh 4 appeared at the window and swinging with a lamp, launched against Principal Margaret and knocked her. Much to Numbuh 4's horror, he realized that he had "killed" Principal Margaret by splitting her in half, leading Margie to emerge from the robotic legs she was using to impersonate Principal Margaret and insult Numbuh 4 for breaking her disguise. While Margie and Numbuh 4 argued about Margie's plan to turn every boy into a girl, Principal Margaret's robotic torso, which was still alive, managed to get where the Girlifying Rifle was and tried to turn Numbuh 4 into a girl one last time, but Numbuh 4 managed to turn down Principal Margaret's robotic torso once and for all and broke the Girlifying Rifle in half, much to Margie's chagrin. To his bad luch, Madame Margaret appeared as a hologram to aide Margie, so she send four members of her Girl Squad, who managed to girlifie Numbuh 4's t-shirt into a dress, with Numbuh 4 escaping with his jetpack. However, they managed to girlifie Numbuh 4's jetpack into a woman's purse, which made him to fall to the ground. Subsequently, Margie activated the robotic legs of St. Rita's Preparatory School, chasing Numbuh 4, who was unable to call for help as Sector V was girlified.
75 years later, it's revealed that Numbuh 4 somehow escaped from the young Margie and went into hiding, but as a result, Madame Margaret became the supreme ruler of the world, sending her Girl Squad to girlifie or harass every living boy. However, Numbuh 4 created a resistance division named the Boys Next Door, who lived to fight against Madame Margaret and her tyranny. Feeling furious about the BND, Madame Margaret decided to create a giant and new version of the Girlifying Rifle known as the Supergirlifier Cannon, but it was still unoperational. Preparing for the ultimate battle against Madame Margaret's Girl Army, the BND were helped by Sally Sanban, Numbuh 3's granddaughter and a deserted member from the Girl Squad, who wanted to help the boys defeat Madame Margaret from extinct every boy in the Earth. Numbuh 4 dismissed her immediately, but he accepted her after she gave them a Girlifying Rifle to reverse its effects and make it a Boylifying Rifle. The rifle's effects were successfully reversed. Meanwhile, Madmae Margaret revealed to her girls that she anticipated Sally's desertion and secretly planted a tracker on her to discover the BND's headquarters. Ready to extinct boys from the face of the Earth once and for all, Madame Margaret activated the robotic legs of St. Rita's Preparatory School, now her utopia's castle.
Once in front of the BND's headquarters, Madame Margaret ordered the BND's Leader to call the BND to face her Girl Army. Immediately, the BND emerged with their jetpacks and started to fight. Numbuh 2's descendant transformed two girls into boys, but Madame Margaret resolved to reveal that the Supergirlifier Cannon was now operational, destroying the BND's headquarters and transforming many of its members into girls. Although Numbuh 5's descendant came to the conclusion that they needed to abandon the battle to fight another day, the BND's Leader reminded him that Numbuh 4 and Sally needed more time to infiltrate St. Rita's, so Numbuh 2's descendant sacrificed himself to get them more time, only to be soon girlified along Numbuh 5's descendant and other members. Now alone, the BND's Leader resisted to became a girl, but Madame Margaret shot the Girlifier Cannon to him, transforming him into a girl. Glorious for her victory, Madame Margaret returned to her office, happy that she had now transformed every boy from the world into a girl, but Numbuh 4 appeared at the window and swinging with the lamp, he launched himself against Madame Margaret to knock her, mimicking their first confrontation 75 years ago. After Madame Margaret asked him what he was going to do, he revealed that he was going to call for help. She reminded him that the boys were no more on the Earth's face, but Numbuh 4 used her time machine to remind her that there are still boys in the past that could help him. After Numbuh 4 dissapeared, Madame Margaret went to the time machine to follow him and prevent his actions, but Sally appeared and crushed with her feet the time machine. Realizing that her fate had been sealed and this time there was no chance for escape, Madame Margaret screamed in horror knowing that everything around her including herself will promptly cease to exist.
When he returned to the past, Numbuh 4 warned the KND about the young Numbuh 4's situation before they were girlified by Margie, so they went with him to St. Rita Preparatory School, which had started to chase Numbuh 4. They saved Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3 went to the battlefield with the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P. to face Margie's Girl Squad. Margie ordered the Girl Squad to destroy the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P., but after shooting against it with no effect, Margie realized that the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P. was too girly already to be affected by the Girlifying Rifles. Subsequently, the H.I.P.P.I.E. H.O.P. entered into her office, scaring the Girl Squad away and roaring at Margie. With one last card up her sleeve, Margie attempted to call the still existing Madame Margaret to get help from her and avoid defeat, but Numbuh 3 crushed the time machine with her feet mimicking the way in which her future granddaughter defeated Madame Margaret in the future, effectively sealing the fate of both Madame Margaret and the Girl Squad. Numbuh 3 then arrested Margie and under Numbuh 1's orders, she was send to the Kids Next Door Arctic base to pay for her crimes. Following her arrest, the future Numbuh 4 faded into oblivion and the Girl Squad was erased from existence, as well St. Rita's Preparatory School crashed down.
75 years later, on those same grounds in which St. Rita's was destroyed, instead of Madame Margaret's dystopian girly future, there is a playground built for boys and girls, strongly implying that Margie likely spend the rest of her days in prison or is still at prison, precluding her to carry out her evil plans.
We gasped in sheer horror.
Me: That's insane! Madame Margaret is going to destroy the entire Human Race! If you kill one half of a species, the other half of the species won't survive resulting in that species extinction!
Lola: Nigel, can I ask you something?
Numbuh One: Sure.
Lola: I helped you guys take out so many adults during the first two times that I met you and the Kids Next Door, including an alternate evil version of Stickybeard. So, how is it that I missed a genocidal girls school?!
Numbuh 1: We never even knew about it until now.
Me: All the Adult Villains Yuko and Lola killed were trying to kill all the children. That would result in humanity's extinction.
Numbuh 1: Father might've been a genocidal scumbag. But at least he wasn't a sexist.
Me: No he wasn't. Now we got a misogynistic supremacist group trying to kill us boys. And we can't have that.
Nico: If there's one thing I despise above all others, it's people killing people because of their gender!
Lola: That is absolutely sick!
Waspinator: Waspinator hate sexist!
Me: Me too Waspinator. Nico, I need you to go to the island of Themiscyra and enlist the help of the amazons to help us. Tell Queen Hippolyta that I sent you.
Nico: You got it J.D.
Nico used Instant Transmission and went to Themiscyra.
THEMISCYRA
On the Island of Themiscyra, Nico appeared and then the Amazon warriors appeared.
Amazon: What are you doing here man?
Nico: I was sent by J.D. Knudson. My name is Nicolas Chan and I'm one of J.D. Knudson's best friends.
Amazon: What was the reason J.D. sent you?
Nico: The world is in terrible danger. An evil misogynistic supremacist group is going to kill all the men and boys and destroy the entire human race.
The Amazon's gasped.
Amazon 2: Follow us.
Nico was lead to the palace. Later he stood before Queen Hippolyta.
Queen Hippolyta: What are you doing here?
Nico: My name is Nicolas Chan. But everyone calls me Nico. I apologize for my arrival on such short notice your majesty. But I was sent by J.D. Knudson because he needs your help.
Queen Hippolyta: What's wrong?
Nico: The world and the entire human race is in terrible danger. An evil misogynistic supremacist named Madam Margaret and her followers are going to kill the entire human race by killing all the men and boys. Without men and boys, the entire human race will be destroyed.
The queen and the amazons were horrified.
Queen Hippolyta: I'm glad J.D. sent you Nico. We'll gladly help you all out.
Nico: Thank you you're majesty.
Queen Hippolyta: Lets prepare for battle!
The Queen and the amazons got their weapons. Once they were ready Nico used Instant Transmission and they beamed them to the ship.
The Ship.
Nico and the Amazon's arrived and we explained the whole situation.
Queen Hippolyta: This is worse than what we thought. We have to stop them at all costs.
Amazon: These girls are a disgrace to mans world.
Me: I couldn't agree more.
Nico: I know the perfect way to lure the guards out. I'll call a pizza guy and have him deliver the pizzas here!
Me: No. We're going to burst in and launch an all out assault on them. Your Majesty, if you encounter any of the Girl Force, do not hesitate to destroy them.
Queen Hippolyta: With pleasure.
We arrived at St. Rita's Preparatory Academy.
Me: This place reeks of evil. Lets go.
Older Numbuh 4: Lets get them!
Me and Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, BATTLESTATIONS!
We went down to the Academy.
Madam Margaret: Girlify him!
A massive fiery explosion blasted in through the ceiling and we came in.
Me: Madam Margaret, your days of destroying boys and men are over forever!
Madam Margaret: I will never stop until all the boys are dead! I will rule this world whether you boy scumbags like it or not!
Me: You are an even bigger monster than what we thought. You don't have any idea what you are going to do. You're going ro kill the entirety of the human race. Without boys, the rest of the human race will never survive.
Wonder Woman: That's right.
Madam Margaret: I DON'T CARE! I want all boys to die so that we women may reign supreme!
Me: You're a monster Margaret.
Yuko: Now you will die like all the adult villains we destroyed!
Nico: Madame Margaret, you have failed this city!
Me: More like she has failed this whole universe in its entirety. Lets take her down!
We went at the girls and punched and bashed their faces in and I kicked Madam Margaret in the face and Laney grabbed her with her vines and slammed her into the wall.
Waspinator: Waspinator TERRORIZE!
Waspinator transformed and fired his stinger blaster and the projectiles exploded all over the place.
Madam Margaret: (Groans) I got to call Madam Margar...
Sally jumped and landed on Madam Margaret's time machine and completely destroyed it.
Sally: How's THAT for girl power!?
Lola: You make me sick Margaret! People like you have no right to live!
Queen Hippolyta slashed apart all of the girl force with their swords and spears and splattered their blood and guts all over the place.
Nico fired energy blasts and vaporized them in an instant.
Starfire: You are never welcome here on Earth!
Me: Lets get them! Combo time!
Misfire: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his ion blaster and it enhanced it 100-fold.
Waspinator: Time for Waspinator to join the fun. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his blaster and laser vision and it also gave him a new ability. His wings were glowing red hot and they were emitting a temperature of 17,500Ëš Fahrenheit.
Misfire and Waspinator: INFERNO HEAT ION DESTROYER!
Misfire fired a powerful blast from his ion blaster and Waspinator fired a massive blast of fire from his wings and the blasts combined and incinerated some of the girl force.
Numbuh 3: Yay! That was awesome! (To the Viewers) That was an amazing combo.
Rollbar: Now it's our turn Laney. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it gave him the ability to fire beams of light on the electromagnetic wavelength.
Laney: Time for some action! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into Laney's device and she got Metroplex's axe.
Rollbar and Laney: X-RAY HATCHET STRIKE!
Rollbar fired a blast of X-Ray radiation and it merged with the axe and the blade turned into a blade of pure X-Ray light and Laney slashed the Girl Force and they were vaporized in an instant.
Me: Time to finish this. Final Smash time!
Starfire: You got it J.D.! TAMARAN STARSTORM BARRAGE!
Starfire fired a massive volley of green starbolts and they rained down on the girl force and vaporized them in powerful explosions.
Numbuh 3: Yay! It's my turn! RAINBOW MONKEY LOVEFIST!
Numbuh 3 called forth her Rainbow Monkeys and they went at the girls and pulverized them ferociously.
Me: Now for the grand finale.
Madam Margaret: You boys are dead! I will kill you all if it's the last thing I ever do!
Me: You misogynistic supremacists are never welcome on our planet. (Cups Hands to side) KAAAA! MEEEE! HAAAA! MEEEE!
Numbuh 5: 5!
Numbuh 4: 4!
Numbuh 3: 3!
Numbuh 2: 2!
Numbuh 1: 1!
Me and Sector V: KIDS NEXT DOOR KAMEHAMEHA!
Sector V fired lasers from their hands and I fired a Kamehameha Wave and the blasts combined and they engulfed the rest of the girl force and they hit Madam Margaret's robot suit and exploded with incredible power and the entire school exploded with incredible power into an enormous fireball!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
When the explosion cleared, the whole school was completely reduced to flaming rubble. Madam Margaret was defeated and completely disgraced. I grabbed her by the shirt.
Madam Margaret: Go ahead. Kill me you stupid man!
Me: Oh I don't want to waste any energy on a misogynistic little brat like you. You've caused 75 years of damage even though it hasn't happened yet. But I'm not going to kill you. And I think jail is too good for you. I have a much better punishment for you.
I snapped my fingers and beamed her to the planet Xenomorph Prime in the middle of the XQZ in the middle of the Galactic Center.
Madam Margaret: Where am I?
Then a Xenomorph appeared behind her and she saw it and she screamed as the Xenomorph killed her offscreen.
We saved the world from a terrible fate. But because we destroyed Madam Margaret here in the present in 2019 we changed the timeline 75 years from now and Older Numbuh 4 and Sally Sanban were erased because of the Temporal Paradox Ripple Effect. But I used my powers to keep Sally alive. Nico also caught a Roselia and a Volbeat. We showed them that both boys and girls are more powerful when they work together. We ungirlified all the boys that were changed and returned them to their parents.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
We got the idea for this one from the episode of Codename: Kids Next Door called Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E. That episode is based on one of the longest living battles in the history of the universe: The Battle of the Sexes. Ever since the beginning of time Males and Females have been fighting to see who is better. I absolutely despise misogynistic behavior and anyone that thinks the way Madam Margaret did in that episode is a despicable human being that belongs in jail for all eternity. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
