It starts in the Fairy World Big Wand.
I was standing in front of the jar that held the Disembodied Brain of the most hated teacher in the world and the most fucked up man ever known: Mr. Denzel Crocker.
Me: Hows life now that you are a fucked up Disembodied Brain Crackfuck?
Crocker: I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF KNUDSON!
My aura flared up.
Me: Because you are a fucked up freak of nature Crackass.
Crocker: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS YOU FREAK! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FAIRIES!
My aura flared up more.
Me: I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich you freak!
Crocker: I HATE YOU J.D.! I HATE YOU MORE THAN ALL OF LIFE ITSELF! I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO KILL YOU AND SPIT IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!
Denzel Crocker's hatred towards me was so incredibly powerful and so extremely intense that it flared up my aura to an incredible level and it looked like I had fire around me. It flared up my aura to such a massively incredible degree that it was now that of an everlasting fire.
Me: Wow! Crocker's hate towards me is unimaginable.
Dr. Strange: It sure is. I don't think I've ever sensed this much power coming from you.
Me: I've never felt such power from ones own hatred. If Crocker can power the big wand with just his spazzing alone then his hatred is 100 billion times more powerful.
Dr. Strange: No kidding.
Crocker: I HATE YOU MORE THAN ALL OF LIFE ITSELF! YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND YOU MAKE ME SO CRAZY!
Me: Too late for that Crackfuck and you're already 13,517% insanity. When you made that threat to kill all the fairies it raised your insanity to that level.
Crocker: I'D LIKE TO TIE YOU TO A ROCK AT LOW TIDE AND WATCH THE CRABS EAT YOU! YOU MAKE ME SO CRAZY!
Me: Go fuck yourself sideways. Oh too late, you already did!
We laughed at him.
We left. We were walking back to the estate.
Me: Stephen can I ask you a quick question?
Dr. Strange: Sure.
Me: How did you seal Slappy into the Dark Dimension?
Dr. Strange: That is an awful story. I encountered Slappy when he was possessing his final victim Harrison Cohen. I was there to help Jillian Zinman, his best friend. It was before we all took down General Ross.
FLASHBACK
Dr. Strange came into the bathroom. Slappy, recognizing the Sorcerer Supreme, stopped what he was doing.
Slappy (using Harrison's voice): Hi. Dr. Strange, right? Nice to finally meet you.
Jillian (angrily): Yeah, don't try to hurt us one minute and then pretend to be pleasant the next!
Dr. Strange: I was just coming to investigate a disturbance here, Harrison. (Smirks) Or should I say, Slappy?
Slappy (gulps): I'm in big trouble, aren't I?
Dr. Strange: What do you think?
Slappy: Oh fuck me sideways.
Dr. Strange has Slappy in a headlock when his communicator rang.
Dr. Strange (picks up): Hello?
Iron Man: Stephen, you and the rest of the Avengers head to Royal York right away! Captain America, Spiderman, and the others are fighting some Hydra goons!
Dr. Strange: I'm on my way.
He hung up and used his magic to remove Slappy's real spirit and he used his magic to open up a portal into the Dark Dimension and he threw Slappy into it for all eternity.
Dr. Strange had freed the world of the most dangerous monsters in all of the Goosebumps series.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Dr. Strange: And that's how I defeated Slappy and threw him into the Dark Dimension.
Me: That's amazing Stephen. Nico has been terrified of Slappy ever since he was a young boy. But you saved and freed numerous lives he ruined from Slappy's evil grip.
Dr. Strange: It was nothing J.D.
We arrived back at the estate.
Me: Hey guys.
Lincoln: Hey J.D., hey Stephen. How was Crocker?
Me: Worse than ever buddy. But he gave me quite a power boost. His hatred towards is just as powerful as his insane spazzing in Fairy Godparents.
Then I got a call on my watch. It was Mystery Inc. and they were over in Veracruz, Mexico.
Me: We got a call from Mystery Inc and they're down in Veracruz.
Lori: We better get over there. We literally haven't seen them in a while.
Me: Yeah. Team Loud Phoenix Storm, lets fly!
We set out for Mexico City, Mexico.
Veracruz, Mexico
We arrived in the city of Veracruz, Mexico
Me: Veracruz, Mexico. A lot of history and great culture is here.
Syd: I've always wanted to come here to Mexico. A lot of beautiful animals and amazing things to do are here.
Ronnie Anne: There sure are. Me and my family are all from Mexico.
Syd: Oh that is so cool Ronnie Anne.
Me: It sure is. I've learn so much about the Mexican Culture when I was here ages ago.
Laney: And we were here on our worldwide adventure. It was so awesome!
Me: This city has 500 years worth of history behind it.
Jessie K.: That's right. It was founded on April 22nd, 1519.
Lola: So 500 years ago.
Lisa: 500 years, 1 month and 26 days to be exact.
We saw the Mystery Inc. gang.
Me: Hey guys!
Fred: Hey J.D.
Velma: Guys! Long time no see!
Lori: Same here Velma.
We hugged them.
Alejo: (Spanish Accent) It is an honor to meet you, Señor J.D. And your timing couldn't have been more perfect.
Fred: This is my penpal Alejo Otero. I was telling him all about your adventures.
Me: Pleasure to meet you Alejo.
Alejo: You too J.D. This is my brother Luis.
Luis: Pleasure Señor J.D.
Me: You too Luis. So whats been going on?
Alejo explained the situation. Veracruz is being terrorized by a monster called El Chupacabra.
Me: El Chupacabra? The Legendary blood-sucking monster from South America?
Alejo: No. This is actually much different. It's the Mexican version of Bigfoot.
Me: Can you give us a description of what it looked like?
Luis: I can try.
Luis told us that El Chupacabra looked like a giant gorilla. It resembled a huge gorilla beast with purple fur, glowing green eyes, an upright posture, and sharp fangs. It had large claws on its hands, that it often used to abduct people. The museum guide wore stilts to cover the huge size.
Me: That looks like our version of Bigfoot over in America.
Nico: It does sound like it.
Me: Well as you always say Freddy...
Me and Freddy: (In Unison) Looks like we got another mystery on our hands.
We laughed.
Me: Just like old times.
Edd (takes out magnifying glass): Alright. Time to search for clues. Let's all check back in an hour.
We got to work. We walked around Veracruz and we arrived at the famous Aztec temple of the Pyramid of The Sun. One of Mexico's most important landmarks and sites of its history.
Me: Wow. The Pyramid of the Sun.
Jessie K.: It was built back in 200 A.D. and left abandoned in 750 A.D.
Third largest ancient pyramid in the world, the second largest is the Pyramid of Giza and the largest is the Great Pyramid of Cholula which is 90 kilometers away
The Pyramid of the Sun is the largest building in Teotihuacan, believed to have been constructed about 200 CE, and one of the largest in Mesoamerica. Found along the Avenue of the Dead, in between the Pyramid of the Moon and the Ciudadela, and in the shadow of the massive mountain Cerro Gordo, the pyramid is part of a large complex in the heart of the city.
The name Pyramid of the Sun comes from the Aztecs, who visited the city of Teotihuacan centuries after it was abandoned; the name given to the pyramid by the Teotihuacanos is unknown. It was constructed in two phases. The first construction stage, around 100 CE, brought the pyramid to nearly the size it is today. The second round of construction resulted in its completed size of 225 meters (738 feet) across and 75 meters (246 feet) high,[clarification needed] making it the third largest pyramid in the world, though still just over half the height of the Great Pyramid of Giza (146 metres). The second phase also saw the construction of an altar atop of the pyramid which has not survived into modern times.
Over the structure, the ancient Teotihuacanos finished their pyramid with lime plaster imported from surrounding areas, on which they painted brilliantly colored murals. While the pyramid has endured for centuries, the paint and plaster have not and are no longer visible. Jaguar heads and paws, stars, and snake rattles are among the few images associated with the pyramids.
It is thought that the pyramid venerated a deity within Teotihuacan society, however, little evidence exists to support this hypothesis. The destruction of the temple on top of the pyramid, by both deliberate and natural forces prior to the archaeological study of the site, has so far prevented identification of the pyramid with any particular deity.
Lola: How come we didn't encounter this place on our global trip?
Me: We were here in Mexico to study about the volcanoes of Mexico and learn about the Mayan City of Tikal. Plus it was not on our route.
Lola: Oh.
Lana: This pyramid is amazing!
Laney: It sure is a breathtaking marvel.
Me: And it's also the largest building in Teotihuacan, Mexico.
Sailor Jupiter: Ok. Did anyone find any clues?
Catwoman: Well, you won't believe what I found.
Catwoman handed me a piece of a costume.
Me: Looks like a piece of a costume from the Day of The Dead.
Lincoln: I wonder who it belongs to?
Lori: I hope it doesn't belong to him.
We turned and we saw a mime in Mexico?
Me: Who is that ugly guy?
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) That is Le Mime and he's one of the Heylin.
Me: So he's another Heylin freak.
Rachel: He looks very similar to the Mime from Animaniacs.
Me: Oh he was funny. But this guy is a disgrace to mimes everywhere.
Trent then started shaking in fear and he curled up in a ball and sat on the ground in a fetal position.
Nico: Oh that's right. Trent is terrified of Mimes.
Me: Trent you have to snap out of it. Mimes are not that scary. They are people just like you. And Billy used a mime on Total Drama to torture you. Billy McLean is the true enemy and you have to snap out of it and conquer your fear.
Something made Trent realize that everything I said was true and he then got a look of determination on his face. He then got up and went at Le Mime and then he punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face again and dealt a major uppercut to his chin and punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the crotch.
DING!
Me: (Winces) Oooh! That's not gonna feel good in the morning!
Nico: Ay yi yi! Le Mime you have failed this world! Mr. Mime, lets get him!
Nico threw a pokeball and out came Mr. Mime.
Nico: Mr. Mime, time to challenge this punk to a mime off!
Me: Take five Trent.
Trent did so.
Me: But great job dude. You conquered your fear of Mimes.
Trent: I sure did. Thanks J.D.
Me: You were great buddy.
Mr. Mime stood in front of Le Mime. Le Mime was about to attack with his invisible weapons. But Mr. Mime had him trapped in an invisible box. Mr. Mime was a much better mime than Le Mime was. I snapped my fingers and stripped Le Mime of his powers.
Sabrina Mason (to the powerless Le Mime): Lucky for you, we've got more important things to worry about. But try and attack us again and we're letting Venom and Rhino break your limbs!
Me: So you should consider yourself lucky. But if we see you again...
I made the the finger gesture at him that says "I will Kill You."
Le Mime ran away.
Me: What a wuss.
Then a roar was heard and out came the MEXICAN CHUPACABRA! It was a giant gorilla creature.
Me: There he is!
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Lori: He's literally huge!
Me: But we've dealt with big monsters before! Lets get him!
We powered up and transformed.
Me: Luis, you're about to see Team Loud Phoenix Storm in action. Lets get this freak!
We went at the El Chupacabra. I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach.
Nico: You have failed all of Mexico you overgrown dang dirty ape!
Nico kicked the beast in the stomach and fired a powerful blast of energy at his arm and it blew the whole thing clear off in a powerful explosion. We saw that the whole thing was mechanical.
Me: It's totally mechanical. Lets finish it with combos and final smashes!
Gears: You got it J.D.! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his strength 100-fold.
Sailor Jupiter: Lets get him! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into her arm and it enhanced her lightning powers.
Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER DRAGON STORM!
Sailor Jupiter fired a massive blast of lightning and it turned into a massive dragon of pure lightning.
Gears and Sailor Jupiter: THUNDER BOULDER DRAGONSTRIKE!
Gears threw a huge boulder and the dragon picked it up and channeled lightning into it and dropped it onto the Chupacabra. It slammed onto it.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Onslaught: Let get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Onslaught's back and it enhanced his missile range and photon missiles.
Catwoman: ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Catwoman's arm and it enhanced her strength and cat abilities.
Onslaught and Catwoman: PHOTON CAT BARRAGE!
Catwoman went at the Chupacabra and slashed it and the photon missiles hit it and exploded.
KRAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Sabrina Mason: I'll start the final smashes! BLUE CAMELLIA SHRED STORM!
A massive swirl of blue camellia blossoms swirled around Sabrina and she sent them all at the Chupacabra and they cut it all over the place.
Velma: My turn! VIKING RUNE BOMBSTORM!
Velma had a bunch of red energy runes swirl around her and they went at the Chupacabra and exploded. Blowing it completely to dust and a woman flew out of the cloud of smoke and we grabbed her.
Me: You are busted.
Lincoln: And so is this freak. Here's the freak that piece of costume belongs to.
Me: And lets see who's under this ugly mask.
I took off the skull mask and it revealed that the mastermind was really Mr. Smiley! He was a real estate developer.
All: MR. SMILEY!
Alejo: But why would he do this!?
Me: He wanted to ruin your business by scaring away all of your customers.
Laney: And his girlfriend here is his accomplice.
Laney took off her red wig and she was really Charlene!
Luis: Charlene? But why?
Gears: She never loved you, Luis. She dressed up as a fake El Chupacabra because she was helping Smiley get all the land here.
Me: They wanted to get you to sell your land so they can make billions of dollars and live in the lap of luxury.
Charlene: That's right! I never loved you! I loved your money and if we got married your inheritance would become mine. Then I was fixin to drop you like a hot tamale and share my riches with my little honey bunch here! (Kisses Smiley)
Me: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Mr. Smiley: But that goody goody brother of yours had to complicate everything. Mr. "I want to respect fathers wishes" over there.
Charlene: Well what happens now hun?
Mr. Smiley: We go to jail! What do you think happens? We could've made billions if it weren't for you meddling kids and Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: Tell it to the judge Smiley! And you're looking at 50 to 75 years in a Mexican Prison. And let me tell you, they aren't as nice as our prisons in America. They are merciless. Get em outta here.
Nico: Mr. Smiley and Charlene, you two have failed this country.
Me: And in all of life.
The Mexican police took them away.
Alejo (sighs): We owe you a big thanks.
Onslaught: No problem, Alejo.
Alejo: That sentence was actually directed towards Charlene. If it weren't for her, we wouldn't have made such amazing friends in you all.
Maria (smiles): Thanks. But you want to thank us too, right?
Alejo (smiles): Of course. All of you played a part in solving this mystery.
Me: We sure did. We're just doing what we do best and that's..
Me and Mystery Inc.: Meddling.
We laughed.
Me: Just like old times right Fred?
Fred: You know it J.D.
Velma: It was so awesome doing a Final Smash. I felt really powerful.
Me: First times for everything Velma.
Velma: Yep. (To the Viewers) And Monsters and Criminals everywhere, if you do crimes, we're coming for you.
Me: You got that right Velma!
Nico caught a Luxray and a Roserade. We decided to have a fun time in Mexico and learn all about the country some more.
VIVA MEXICO!
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete
Scooby Doo and the Monster of Mexico is one of my favorite movies from Scooby Doo. It was awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
