It starts at Gotham Royal York High School. Me, Stacy and Nico were walking down the hall to our next class. Lincoln and his younger sisters were with us. The reason is because a water main break caused the elementary school to close for the week.
Me: I'm sorry the school was closed Lincoln.
Lincoln: It's all right J.D. But at least we're seeing what it's like in the high school.
Laney: That's true. I can't wait to see what it's like at the school Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan go to.
Linka: It's gonna be so cool.
Lily: It sure is.
Clover: Hey guys.
We saw Sam, Clover and Alex.
Me: Hey girls. What's shaking?
Alex: Not much J.D. Just really nervous about todays trig test.
Me: I know that feeling. Math was never my strongest forte. That's more Lisa's strong suit.
Lisa: Indeed 2nd Elder Brother.
Sam (TS): Are you really Lisa's older brother J.D.?
Me: (Laughs) Everybody asks me that. But we're not siblings by blood. Ever since I moved here in 2016 we've developed a very strong and very powerful bond that made us like brothers and sisters.
Lincoln: Yep. J.D. and all of us are close in name but not in blood.
Me: Yep.
Clover: That's a really powerful bond.
Sakura came in and she was dressed in a traditional Japanese school girl uniform.
Me: Wow. Sakura you look awesome in the Japanese School Uniform.
Sakura: Thanks J.D. Lady Tsunade says it's part of a special program she has for us.
Fu: And it sure does look awesome.
Fu was wearing a blue Japanese school girl uniform and she had the kanji for the number 7 on her shirt. 七
Me: Wow. Fu you look great. And the number 7 on your shirt is perfect.
Fu: Thanks J.D. We're learning so much more in your schools other than just being a ninja and learning how to fight.
Me: That's great Fu. They do say that variety is the spice of life and you have to learn all that you can.
Sakura: That's true.
Nico: Yep. I may be a Saiyan and a strong warrior, but even I need to strengthen my brain with knowledge.
Sakura: That's true.
Naruto came over and he was dressed in an awesome High School Uniform. (Konoha High School Uniform) But he had the kanji for the number 9 on his shirt. 九
Naruto: Hey guys.
Me: Looking good bro.
Naruto: Thanks bro. Who would've thought that High School clothes from Japan would look good on me?
Fu: They sure do Naruto.
Me: And the number 9 is perfect too.
Mandy then came up to us.
Me: Oh great.
Mandy: Hey losers. Check out my new shoes.
We saw that Mandy had nice sparkly purple shoes.
Me: Nice shoes. Where did you get them, at a whorehouse?
Mandy gasped at me laying on the sick burn and we laughed at her.
Mandy: Are you saying that I am a whore!?
Me: That's what I just said right? Here's a fact for you Mandy. We have 3 things that we don't rub in other people's faces.
Mandy: And what is that!?
Me: 1: We may have all the money in the world but we don't rub our wealth in other peoples faces. 2: We aren't snobby little brats that think they are better than everyone just because they are rich, popular, more beautiful, have better clothes and have superiority complexes. And 3: We don't brag about all that.
Mandy: Well it doesn't matter because I'm still better than all of you. And Clover you need to dye your hair a better color you dumb blonde!
Mandy laughed like a hyena.
Me: Ooh I HATE THAT GIRL!
Lori: I hate her too! She makes me sick just looking at her!
Lola: I will rip her apart!
But then we saw Clover growling in extreme rage and she had raging fire blazing in her eyes and real fire burned in the background and Satanic Cultist music was playing.
Me: Uh oh. Looks like Mandy is now miles down shit creek.
Sam: Oh boy. When Clover gets insulted about her hair she goes completely ballistic!
Me: Oh shit and Mandy just crossed that line!
Clover then went ballistic and she ran after Mandy faster than a bullet fired from a gun and she was running so fast that she was setting the floor of the whole school on fire.
Me: Wow! What speed!
Clover pounced on Mandy and she punched and viciously pulverized Mandy with such extreme ferocious fury that it was intense.
Then Clover took Mandy to the Principals office and reported her and then Karma bit Mandy in the butt big time. Mandy got expelled from school.
Me: What!? You got Mandy expelled!?
Clover: Yep. Making fun of my hair was the final straw that broke the camels back.
Me: Well I would say she deserves it.
Lana: Me too. That girl is nothing but trouble.
Nico: Mandy you have failed this school and this city.
Me: You said it Nico. But lets ruin her life even more with a deadly prank. Luan, Eddy, Naruto, it's time to work your magic.
Luan and Naruto got to work. Mandy was in an arm cast and she had a crutch and a broken leg and an ice bag on her head and she had a black eye.
Mandy: I can't believe that stupid Clover! She ruined my life! I'll get you for this Clover!
She got in her car and was about to head home. She started her car and suddenly something exploded in her car and it smelled so horrible that she got out of her car and was hurling her guts out.
Me: The El Mongo Stink Bomb. Works every time.
Stacy: That bitch got what was coming to her.
?: Hello Stacy.
We turned and we saw a black haired kid with blue eyes a black jacket, a red shirt with the Marilyn Manson symbol on it and black shredded jeans and black spike boots. It was Caine Manson.
Stacy: What the hell do you think you're doing here, Caine?!
Caine: What? Can't an old friend say hello?
Me: You know this guy Stacy?
Stacy: His name is Caine Manson, he's my ex-boyfriend.
Nico: Boy this guy looks like he's nothing but trouble.
Stacy: He is. We used to date until I found out that he's the illegitimate son of the infamous Charles Manson.
We gasped when we heard that name.
Me: This kid is related to Charles Manson, the infamous monster leader of the Manson Family Cult!?
Caine: That's right. Yes my father was an absolute monster. But I'm not like him. Sure I did a couple of terrible things, but I would never kill anyone like my father did.
Me: Your father was a monster. They called him the Devil Incarnate and he had a Swastika emblazoned on his forehead. He was beyond pure evil. He was Anti-God.
Caine: I know. My father was a monster. He was the most hated man in America and I'm glad he's dead.
Me: Was denied parole 12 times over the course of his incarceration. Everybody hated his guts and they wanted nothing more than to see him die. And he did die last year and now everyone is dancing on his grave and shitting and peeing on it.
Caine: I know.
Stacy (starts to transform): You're gonna wish you never showed your face again!
Me: Oh no!
Stacy had turned into her street shark form. Her skin turned pink and she grew her sawshark nose on her forehead and she grew her shark fin and her teeth turned razor shark and she roared. Caine ran in fright fast and Stacy reverted back.
Stacy started crying.
Stacy (tears in her eyes): Now do you guys see? This is why I'm careful about starting a romantic relationship!
Emma Gilbert: Look, Stacy. You can't give up on love just because of one bad boyfriend.
Me: That's right. There are plenty of other fish in the sea metaphorically speaking.
Stacy: (Sniffles) You're right guys.
Then we saw four girls come up to us and they were in their swimsuits. Their names were Betty Jaded, Kerri Taylor, Frankie Roxxx, amd Amo Morbia. Betty has red hair and is in a brown 2 piece bikini. Kerri is blonde hair girl with brown eyes in a blue one piece. Frankie has orange hair and a yellow summer shirt and purple skirt and Amo is a black hair girl with a blue one piece swimsuit
Nico: Is there any reason you 4 are coming to us in your swimsuits?
Betty: We think something's wrong with us.
Me: What's wrong girls?
Amo (holds her stomach in pain): What's happening to us?!
Me: Oh man!
We saw the four girls change right in front of our eyes! Betty turned into half human, half lion. Kerri turned into half human, half tiger. Frankie turned into half human, half bear and Amo turned into half human, half fox!
Kerri: W-What are we?
Me: Well.
I formed a mirror made of water and they saw their transformations and they screamed in absolute horror!
Betty: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!?
Kerri: I LOOK LIKE A TIGER!
Frankie: I'm a Bear!
Amo: And I'm a Fox.
Me: Just remain calm girls.
Lisa: I can help synthesize the antidote, but I'll need a sample of your blood to isolate the mutagen.
Frankie: Okay.
Lisa took four tubes of blood.
Lisa: I'll be back with the anti-mutagen when its ready.
Me: Okay Lisa. In the meantime girls. Boys cover your eyes.
I snapped my fingers and the girls reverted back to their human forms. But it was very painful for them.
The girls reverted back but they were naked.
Frankie (covering her naked body): Can we please have some towels to wear?
Ace: Coming right up. (Nico sprays his eyes with pepper spray) Seriously, Nico. Pepper spraying your eyes isn't necessary!
Me: Yeah that's too much dude.
Maria: I'll take you girls back to the estate and get you all some new clothes.
Betty: Thanks Maria.
They went back to the estate.
Suddenly the ground underneath us opened up and we went down a chute.
Stacy: WEEEEEEE!
Me: This is awesome!
Alex: Speak for yourself J.D.!
We hit a cushion and it plopped down and we were in Jerry's office.
Jerry: Hello girls and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Oh hello Jerry.
Nico: I take it this isn't for a social visit.
Jerry: No it's not.
Stacy: What is this place?
Me: Oh that's right you're brand new to this place Stacy. This place is called W.O.O.H.P. It stands for the World Organization Of Human Protection. It's purpose is to protect the world from all kinds of dangerous threats that terrorize the planet.
Jerry: That's right. And it's a pleasure to meet you Stacy Bolton.
Stacy: Thank you Jerry. It's a pleasure to meet you too.
Sam: Jerry Lewis is our superior here at W.O.O.H.P. He's our boss.
Alex: That's right.
Me: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and W.O.O.H.P. now have a powerful partnership ever since Lincoln saved Sam, Clover and Alex when we were participating on Total Drama All Stars 2.
Lincoln: Yep.
Jerry: That's right. And girls congratulations on finally getting Mandy expelled.
Me: You guys have eyes and ears everywhere huh?
Jerry: Indeed.
Kim: So what's the sitch?
Jerry: We just recently got word that the Mad Fashion Designer Helga von Guggen is back to her old tricks again. Just this morning 4 cruise ships with numerous swimsuit models all disappeared without a trace.
Clover: (Growls!) That woman turned me into a cat!
Me: I take it you have a really bad history with this woman Clover?
Clover: I sure do.
Sam: She is a mad fashion designer. She turns people into animal hybrids all for getting their fur coats!
We gasped in sheer horror!
Helga Von Guggen is a rogue fashion designer and one of the show's recurring villains. She has a bodyguard, Trode, to do her bidding.
In "Wild Style", Trode met the spies while they were investigating the mass disappearances of cruise ships along with their crews and passengers. Helga was the mastermind behind the abductions, and instructed Trode to infect one of the spies with her mutation serum through the use of a dart, resulting in Clover being mutated into a catgirl. At Helga's hideout, Helga revealed to the spies that she was using the serum to turn humans into animal-like creatures in order to produce instant-fitting pelt coats. Ultimately, Helga fell victim to her own mutation serum and transformed into a massive Chimaera-like mutant monster, and was defeated and captured by the girls.
In "Fashion Faux Pas", Helga returned (in her normal state) with a scheme to use Mystique fashion clothes to strangle people to death. At her hideout, she told the spies her plan, and ordered Trode to keep an eye on them. In the end, she was turned in and captured again. It is never explained how she returned to normal in this episode.
Me: (GROWLS!) So she's a mixture of Cruella De Vil, Dr. Roland Paradigm and Dr. Moreau.
Laney: Three very dangerous villains in one.
Me: That really makes me sick! We'll gladly take the case Jerry. We're going to kill Helga. If there's one thing we don't tolerate it's mad scientists.
Nico: You got that right J.D.
Me: We'll gladly take that vile witch down Jerry.
Jerry: Very good.
We were given our gadgets and more and we were off. Helga lives on an island in the Solomon Islands in the Bougainville Area. We arrived at her island and it was a stereotypical volcano island fortress.
Me: A Stereotypical Volcano Island Fortress. Couldn't she have picked something a little more original?
Alex: Usually all villains never pick anything original.
Suddenly the ground shook and out of the ground arose a massive and horrifying plant monster! But it was no ordinary plant monster! It was a Heartless!
The Heartless that appeared before us was a giant 8-Headed Rose Serpent! Instead of snakes however, it was giant roses with voracious razor sharp bloodthirsty teeth dripping with extremely highly corrosive acid. It's body was made of leaves and razor sharp thorns that looked like those of Marluxia's scythes and it roared in a vicious and terrifying roar. The Roar was as horrifying as Godzilla's. It was Marluxia's Heartless - The 8-Headed Pain Rose!
Me: Look at the size of that towering monstrosity!
Elena: So this ugly thing is Marluxia's Heartless!
Laney: This thing is terrifying and ugly!
Riley: No kidding!
We heard someone laughing.
Me: Who's laughing!?
Elena: In the middle head!
We saw the middle head open up and out of its tongue arose MARLUXIA! He was now one with his own heartless!
Me: Marluxia! I thought you were still in the Book of Vile Darkness!
Marluxia: You ignorant fools. This was originally my heartless.
Elena: We can see that Marluxia.
Marluxia: You are just as pathetic as the others Larxene! How could you betray us!? After everything that we've done for you!
Elena: My name is Elena and I was never part of your wretched Organization!
Laney: Even in death you refuse to take a hit Marluxia. You just will never accept defeat because you're such a worthless and arrogant fool!
Laney called her scythe The Graceful Dahlia.
Nico: Marluxia you have failed this whole universe!
Me: Didn't you already say that to him Nico?
Nico: No I never did.
Laney: And just so you know Marluxia, I'm not the same as I was when I faced you before.
Marluxia: How so?
Laney then shocked us all as she began powering up. Laney was enveloped in an emerald green aura and her eyes were glowing in a sapphire blue glow and she had her wings spread. Then in a massive and blinding flash of light, Laney was forever changed as a massive growth of life exploded all over the entire island and covered everything on it, including the volcano. Laney now had emerald green hair, a green vest with a rose on it, a green skirt with roses on it that went down to her ankles, and she had rose thorn spiked knuckle gauntlets. Laney also had a rose emblazoned in the middle of her forehead. She had now been transformed into a SUPER ANGEL 10,000 GRACEFUL ROSE!
Laney: I have now ascended.
Me: Wow! Laney your power is incredible!
Lincoln: Sis what happened to you?
Laney: You remember how we sealed away Captain Pollution?
Me: Yeah, you gathered all of natures life force and it made you incredibly powerful enough to seal him away for all eternity.
Laney: That's right and in doing so I also unlocked this transformation as a result.
Me: That's incredible Laney. You've really surpassed everyone's expectations.
Laney: Thanks bro.
Laney flew at the 8-Headed Pain Rose with incredible speed.
Marluxia: You're wasting your time.
Laney's scythe blade glowed an intense emerald green and she slashed the entirety of the 8-Headed Pain Rose in half and it killed it in a massive and powerful blaze of emerald fire. Marluxia was incinerated in an instant and he screamed in excruciating pain as he went into the River of Fire for all eternity.
Me: Go back to Hell Marluxia.
Laney: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Me: Yep. Great job Laney!
Nico: You really let him have it.
Me: Lets get moving.
Clover: Careful, guys. Even though we're immune to Helga's mutating tricks, there's still some deadly traps on this island.
Me: Noted Clover.
We went into Helga's volcano fortress and snuck inside. We made sure that we stayed extremely quiet and we saw Helga and she had three tanks with three people inside.
Helga: Soon my new line of fashion will sweep the world by storm.
Me: (In my head) What is she up to?
Woman: What are you gonna do?
Helga nodded and a man pressed a button and the woman was sprayed with something and she was transformed into a polar bear hybrid creature!
We were disgusted and enraged with what she was doing. The woman was roaring.
Helga: Now dear, you will be used for something much more. You will be used in the making of my newest line of fashion.
Me: (In my head) What you're doing is absolutely cold-blooded murder and animal rights activists would be infuriated and they would kill you and mount your head on a pike for everything you're doing.
We hid behind the crates we were watching from.
Lisa then arrived and Betty, Kerri, Frankie and Amo were with her. Betty was wearing a red summer shirt with a lion on it and she had a sleeveless trench coat with the African Savanna on it and the kanji for Lion's Roaring Pride was on the back. ライオンのうなり声 Betty also had purple long shorts on and blue sandals.
Kerri had a blue summer shirt with a tiger on it and she had a sleeveless trench coat with tiger stripes on it and the kanji for Tiger's Furious Prowl. タイガーの激怒うろつき She also had orange pants and brown sandals.
Frankie was wearing a green summer shirt with a bear on it and she had a sleeveless trench coat with the forest on it and the kanji for Grizzly Bear Family Protector. グリズリーベアフェロシャスプロテクター She also had green pants and brown combat boots.
Amo had a yellow summer shirt with a fox on it and she had a fire sleeveless trench coat on with the kanji for Kitsune's Flaming Death on it. きつねの燃えるような死 She also had red pants and ninja sandals.
Lisa: (Whispers) 2nd Elder Brother. I have the antidote.
Me: (Whispers) Great job Lisa. Wow girls you look amazing.
Kerri: (Whispers) Thanks J.D. Maria, Teresa and Leni make awesome clothes.
Betty: (Whispers) They sure do.
Me: Now we have the antidote. Lucy, you go scare Helga from behind her and that will be the signal to attack.
Lucy: I'm on it.
Lucy teleported.
Helga: Soon this whole world will bow before me.
Lucy: I have to object about that.
Helga and the guards jumped out of their skins in fright as a pipe organ played.
Helga: Where did you come from!?
Suddenly massive explosions blew apart all the equipment and set everything all on fire. We fired powerful energy blasts at the equipment and destroyed everything in a fiery blaze.
Everything was destroyed and ruined.
Helga screamed in a ballistic fury.
We stood ready to face her.
Me: Helga von Guggen, I presume?
Helga: So the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here.
Me: That's right.
Helga: So the spies are with you. How nice to see you all again. I take it you're here to throw me in jail?
Me: No. This time we're here to kill you! Take her down!
We went at her and I punched her in the face and she crashed into a burning machine!
Helga: MY FACE!
Me: Aw did I damage your pretty face? We're about to damage much more than that.
Natsumi: And we're about to end your life.
Natsumi was facing Helga.
Natsumi: You are a total menace to everything in the entire animal kingdom! You make me sick looking at you!
Natsumi slammed one of her tails into Helga's face and sent her crashing into another machine.
We then saw Helga pull out a vial for a serum.
Naruto: I've got a bad feeling about this!
Helga: I didn't want to use this so soon. But you've forced my hand! (drinks serum)
Me: Uh oh!
But then Helga started to change! She turned into an ugly Chimera Creature! She had a goats head, huge long horns, razor sharp teeth, yellow eyes, long arms with tiger stripes and three fingers and she had goat legs and hooves.
Me: What in the Fucking Hell did she become!?
Natsumi: A fucking monstrosity that's what!
Me: Soon she's about to become a dead monstrosity! Lets take her down!
We went at her and I punched her in the face and kicked her and broke off one of her horns! Laney slashed her in the face with her scythe and cut out her eyes. Natsumi slammed her all over her face with her tails and fired a massive blast of fire at her and burned her all over. The fire burned her all over her body.
Me: She's not the only one with a primal side!
I growled and turned into J.D. The Nocturnal!
Me: (HOWLS) Now you will face the true power of the animal kingdom! But first.
I pulled out a bunch of vials containing Dr. Cuvier's Splicing formula.
Me: Dr. Cuvier's splicing formula is about to be put to good use.
I went at Helga and stabbed her in multiple places with 30 vials of Cuvier's Chimera formula.
Helga: What did you do!?
Me: Wait for it.
Then Helga underwent a terrible and grotesque transformation. The formula from Dr. Cuvier transformed Helga into a horrific and grotesque monster that was a fusion of 30 different animals of the animal kingdom. (Think of how Dr. Cuvier transformed into that horrible abomination on Batman Beyond)
I showed Helga her reflection on a mirror I made and she was horrifically hideous!
Helga: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?
Me: Brought out the beast in you!
I flared up my Aura and it was Dark Purple.
Me: Now you die Guggen! Combo and Final Smash time!
Ace: Right! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and it enabled her use her psychic powers to form energy weapons.
Cyclonus: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Oxidating Laser 100-fold and enabled him to fire more oxidating lasers from his blasters.
Ace and Cyclonus: PSYCHIC OXIDATING THUNDERSTORM SWORD!
Ace formed a sword of pure psychic energy and Cyclonus fired his Oxidating Lasers and they merged with her sword and Ace slashed The Mutated Abomination Helga in various places.
Powerglide: Time to finish you for good! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Thermal Beam Missile Launcher and turned it into a deadly superlaser cannon.
Emma G.: Lets get her! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her Mako Island Powers 100-fold.
Powerglide and Emma Gilbert: SUPERHEAT ICE MELTER!
Powerglide fired his Thermal Superlaser Cannon and Emma fired a powerful blast of ice from her hands and the blasts combined and they hit Helga and exploded into a massive cloud of scalding hot steam. It burned her all over.
Stacy: You will never hurt anyone ever again! SHARK ATTACK CHOMP!
Stacy turned into her Street Shark form and chomped off Helga's mutated left arm with devastating force. Helga screamed in excruciating pain.
Wheeljack: My turn.
Wheeljack turned into his Armada form.
Wheeljack: WIND SHEER MISSILE BLAST!
The Mini-Con Wind Sheer linked up to him and the sides of his car mode opened up and he fired powerful missiles at Helga and they hit her and exploded.
Natsumi: Never again will you terrorize the Animal Kingdom or any of our animal friends ever again! Now you die! TAILED BEAST BOMB!
Natsumi charged up a powerful ball of Chakra and condensed it and she fired it as a massive energy wave and it hit Helga and exploded with unbelievable power!
KRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The entire island was completely obliterated in a massive explosion that carried the explosive power of a 1000 megaton nuclear explosion and it killed Helga and completely obliterated the whole island in an instant.
When the smoke cleared, we were standing in a huge crater from the explosion and the whole island was completely destroyed.
Me: Wow! What power!
Naruto: That's Natsumi for you bro. Great job!
Natsumi then kissed Naruto.
All of Helga's prisoners that were mutated were safe.
Helga's spirit then appeared.
Helga (as a spirit): You may have killed me. But now, you'll never be able to cure my victims!
Wheeljack: Let me worry about that!
Wheeljack fired tranquilizer darts full of the anti-mutagen and they were cured.
Luigi: (Italian Accent) You will never terrorize the-a animal kingdom again!
Luigi sucked Helga into his Poltergust Machine and she was made into a portrait. I reverted back.
Me: Hell is too good for you Helga. Being a portrait is much better for you.
Nico: Helga von Guggen, you have failed this universe.
Betty: This is what you get for mutating us.
Kerri: That's right. Burn in hell you fucking bitch!
Me: Well said girls. I'm so sorry that Helga did this to you.
Betty: It's all right. But thank you so much for curing us J.D. Now we have the power to transform at will like Stacy and her friends and family.
Me: You're more than welcome to join us.
Betty: We would be honored.
Stacy: I'm glad girls. (To the Viewers) Never mess with the laws of the animal kingdom or you will answer to all of us.
Me: You said it.
We reported back to Jerry and we showed him what happened.
Jerry: Very well done everyone.
Me: Thanks Jerry. I know it would've been wise to send Helga to jail, but she was asking for this for a long time.
Jerry: Indeed. But she deserves it nonetheless. And she looks much better as a portrait.
Me: Indeed she does.
We saw that Jerry had Helga's portrait hung up on his wall.
Me: She looks good on your wall Jerry.
We laughed. Another villain of the spies was destroyed. And it was a win win. Clover was finally free of her arch-nemesis Mandy and we killed another one of their villains. During the battle, Nico caught a Mismagius and a Lopunny.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete
Helga Von Guggen of Totally Spies was a really strange villain. But I did notice some similarities between how her modus operandi played out. She was very similar to Cruella De Vil of 101 Dalmations and the mad scientist Dr. Moreau from H.G. Wells The Island of Dr. Moreau. Both extremely insane people. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
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