It starts at Gotham Royal York Elementary School.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay class. We have a special treat for you all. We're having a special contest. It's gonna be a special cooking contest.

Everyone was excited including Lincoln, Clyde, Laney, Lily, Girl Jordan and Stella.

Me: Awesome, I love cooking.

Lincoln: Me too J.D.

Laney: This is gonna be an interesting contest.

Mrs. Johnson: I'm glad you're all excited. You'll each be divided into teams of 6 and you have to create a 4 course meal. We'll decide who the winner is on how they did and the winner that makes the best meal will not only get this awesome trophy...

Mrs. Johnson had an awesome Hamburger Shape Trophy made entirely out of Swarovsky Crystal. The buns were orange crystal, the meat patty was brown and the lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and onions were green, yellow, purple and red crystal. This was the most dazzling trophy we've ever seen.

Mrs Johnson: But the winner will get their food and meals added to the school cafeteria menu.

Me: Ooh this is gonna be awesome!

Clyde: It sure is J.D. And you've learned so much on your worldwide adventure.

Girl Jordan: That knowledge will really come in handy.

Me: It sure will.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay here are the teams. Team 1 under J.D. Knudson will be Lincoln Loud, Laney Loud, Lily Loud, Stella, Girl Jordan and Clyde McBride.

Me: Awesome! This is gonna be awesome guys!

Stella: It sure is J.D.

Girl Jordan: I hope we win like with the Earth Day contest.

Me: Lets not get ahead of ourselves Girl Jordan.

The contest ceremony was gonna be held on Saturday. We have 3 days to make our meals.


Later we were walking back to the estate.

Me: This is gonna be an interesting contest.

Laney: I love learning so much about cooking. Dad is an awesome cook.

Me: He sure is Laney. Mr. Lynn is a great cook and his cookbooks and recipes will be perfect for us to use.

Lincoln: But some of the advanced dishes we don't know how to cook. We practically know how to do every dish in dads cooking repertoire.

Me: That's true Lincoln. But there are many dishes that your dad doesn't know about yet. Sure we've been around the world, but there are even dishes and recipes that we don't know about yet. But we'll think of something. We have three days to think it over.

Girl Jordan: Yeah.

Stella: That gives us plenty of time to think of something.

Me: It sure does.


Back at the estate we were watching TV and reading cookbooks. I was reading a cookbook on soups.

Me: Hmm.

Clyde: How about we do a four course meal with an appetizer, a soup, an entree and a dessert?

Me: That's a great idea Clyde. Anyone have any ideas for Appetizers?

Nico: Hmm. How about Mini-burgers?

Me: That's a great idea Nico. All in agreement?

We raised our hands.

Me: Okay Mini-Burgers for appetizers to start. I have a great recipe for a Jack Daniels Barbecue Sauce Glaze that is perfect for them.

Clyde: I'm not supposed to drink alcohol.

Laney: No Clyde, the Jack Daniels Whisky is not for drinking. It's for adding flavor.

Clyde: Oh. That's a relief.

Me: Good. Okay now for soups.

I was looking through the soups book. I came across an interesting one.

Me: How about this one? Tomato Gazpacho with basil?

Laney: That's a good choice.

Lisa: How about instead we do something more sophisticated like a Visisouise?

Me: Cold Potato Soup? I don't think a lot of people like cold soup unless it was borscht and not very many people like beets.

Lincoln: How about a creole tomato soup?

Me: That works Lincoln. All in agreement?

We raised our hands.

Me: Okay Creole tomato soup it is. Now for entree. Any ideas?

Girl Jordan: Hmm. How about King Crab Legs like in Alaska?

Lily: That's a great idea. I know an awesome King Crab dish with Sherry Wine and 12 spices.

Me: That's a great idea Lily. All in agreement?

We raised our hands.

Me: Okay Seasoned King Crab it is. Now for Dessert. Any ideas?

Stella: I have an awesome recipe for a S'mores pie.

Me: Ooh that sounds tasty Stella!

Lola: I love S'Mores! The Marshmallows are delicious!

Lana: And the chocolate is my favorite.

Laney: I love chocolate! (Drools)

Me: You guys really love chocolate. Okay all in agreement?

We raised our hands.

Me: Okay it's unanimous. We have the choices down: Jack Daniels Burger Bites, Tomato Gazpacho, Seasoned King Crab and S'Mores pie.

Nico: Those are awesome choices dude.

Me: They are.

We had the choices all set. We had three days to make the meals.


Two days before the cooking began we were watching TV and playing card games. I was playing Go Fish with Lily and Jen.

Me: Hmmm. Lily do you have any 6's?

Lily: 2 of them.

Lily handed me two of them.

Me: Hey Jen, have you ever Hulked out in any other places than what you told us?

Jen: Well there was the time me and Bruce hulked out at a dance club.

Me: What happened back then?

Jen: Well it was before we joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

FLASHBACK

Jen: (Narrating) We went to a local dance club called the Step-N-Move. It was one of our most favorite places to get our groove on.

Jen was wearing a black dance dress and Bruce was wearing a black tuxedo and he looked really nice.

Jen: Lets bust some moves Bruce.

They did so. But just as they were about to do more moves, they HULKED OUT! They went into terrible pain and their skin turned green.

Jen: (Groans in Pain) Oh not now!

Bruce: (Groans in Pain) Why now of all times!?

Bruce's muscles got bigger and his tux was shredding apart as his body grew huge and big and his muscles and strength grew. Jen's dress stayed the same and she grew taller and her skin turned green and more muscular and her black hair turned dark green and longer. Luckily she wears her She-Hulk leotard underneath her dress just in case. She was now the She Hulk!

But they continued to dance anyway.

After it was done, they went outside.

She-Hulk: Time to change back.

They reverted back

Bruce: I hate this part.

Jen: Me too.

Bruce's clothes were shredded as his body returned to Bruce Banner.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Jen: That was the coolest Dance Party ever.

Me: That's cool Jen. But I'm glad people didn't run for their lives because of that.

Jen: Me too.

Elec Man: I'm glad too guys. Even my new friend I have agrees.

We saw a Voltorb with Elec Man.

Me: You caught a Voltorb.

Elec Man: I sure did. He's an awesome partner. And his Lightning Attacks are as strong as mine.

Nico: That's cool dude.

Elec Man: Thanks.


Later it was time to get cooking.

Me: Okay now we have to get ready for the cooking. And I know just the place to help us. We're going to Marzipan.

Lincoln: Awesome! It'll be cool to see Chowder and Mung.

Girl Jordan: I wonder how Mung is doing since Truffles was put away.

Me: We'll find out.

May: This is gonna be awesome!

We opened the book of Chowder and we went into Marzipan!

Me: Marzipan is looking better than ever.

Nico: It sure is.

We went into Mung Daal's Catering and we saw Mung cooking.

Me: Hey Mung.

Mung: Ah J.D. Knudson. Welcome back.

Me: Good to see you again. We're actually here on a cooking assignment.

Mung: You guys don't need to come in every time you have a food assignment from school. You can come in anytime.

Me: I know Mung. But we're learning how to make the food for a contest. We have until tomorrow night.

Mung: Lets get started.

We went and got the ingredients for our cooking and we were at Gazpacho's Produce Stand.

Gazpacho: Oh hey Mung. Hi Chowder.

Chowder: Hey Gazpacho.

Gazpacho: It's such a pleasure to finally meet you, J.D.! Sorry I wasn't around when you first came here. I was out visiting my mother.

Me: That's all right Gazpacho. But it's a pleasure to meet you too.

Lincoln: I take it you know that Truffles is in a nuthouse?

Gazpacho: I sure do Lincoln and that woman still owes me money.

Laney: How much does Truffles owe you?

Gazpacho: 10,000 Sments.

Mung: That's the equivalent of $20,000,000.00 in your money.

Everyone: Wow!

Nico: That's a lot of money!

Elec Man: No kidding.

Me: That's small change compared to what I have though.

Mung: That's true.

We bought the ingredients and went back to the catering company.


Over at the Marzipan Mental Hospital, Truffles was in her room sitting in the room talking to herself.

Truffles: I can't believe I'm in here. And for what? Because I was strict towards my husband? There's nothing wrong with that!

Lincoln and Gazpacho arrived.

Truffles: Did you all come to bust me out?

Gazpacho: No. We're just visitng because you still owe me money.

Lincoln: You better pay up Truffles if you know what's good for you.

Truffles: I WILL NOT!

Lincoln: Then we can do this the hard way.

Lincoln cracked his knuckles and began to tickle Truffles feet and she was laughing uncontrollably until she agreed to pay.


Back at the Catering Company we were deciding what dessert to make.

Stella: Here's a good one. Lets make Mince Meach Pie.

But then the color drained out of Mung's face and he turned as white as a ghost and was sweating in fear.

Mung: M-m-m-m-m Mince Meach!? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm! MINCE MEACH! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

His scream was so loud that it could be heard all over Marzipan. Mung was hiding in a garbage can full of Potato Peelings.

Me: Mung are you all right?

Laney: What has you so scared?

Chowder: Mung has a really bad history with Mince Meach Pie. It scarred him for life 50 years ago.

Me: Really? Mung can you tell us what happened?

Mung: It's too painful. But here goes. It was 50 years ago.

FLASHBACK

Mung was handsome and he had blackish-blue hair and a blackish-blue mustache.

Mung: (Narrating) I was going to make my first Mince Meach pie and I went to the Meach Fields.

Mung went to said fields and the Meaches looked like giant savage bloodthirsty peaches with razor sharp teeth. Mung was in a tree and he lifted up a Meach with beautiful lips and she was wearing a princess hat.

Queen Meach: Oh a man. (Giggles)

Mung: You see the Queen Meach is a peaceful and flavorful fruit. But her servants are vicious and bitter!

They attacked him to defend their queen. They were incredibly vicious and chased after him.

Mung: They don't give up easily.

Mung made it back to the catering company unharmed.

Past Mung: Now it's just me and Meach.

Mung made his first ever Mince Meach Pie and it looked really tasty.

Mung: My first Mince Meach Pie. It was everything I thought it would be.

He ate the whole thing.

Later that night past Mung was taking a bath and singing.

Mung: But that very night...

The Meaches attacked Mung in the bath.

Mung: And the next morning...

Mung went to go get something out of the cabinet and the Meaches attacked him again.

Mung: And 2 hours later...

Mung went to the bathroom to do his business and the Meaches attacked him in there as well. No sense of respecting someones privacy whatsoever.

Mung: The Meaches attacked again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Every day for 25 years.

The Meaches ferociously attacked Mung throughout that entire timeframe as the Sun and the Moon rose and set repeatedly through rain, sleet and snow and then the Sun had a beard on it. The Meaches left and went back home.

Mung: Meaches hold one heck of a grudge. They broke my spirit and all my bones.

Mung was a majorly mangled up mess because of the meaches as a result.

Mung: They even ate my hair.

Past Mung saw that he was bald because of the Meaches.

Past Mung: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The scream he made was so loud that everyone heard it. Even the giant that's holding up the land heard it.

Giant: Hey other people have problems too ya know.

The giant shook the land violently and everyone was screaming.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Mung: And that's why I don't want to make that dish again. Ever again. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.

Me: Boy I had no idea they were that ferocious to you.

Nico: Me neither.

Laney: That is an extremely rough history.

Lola: No kidding. 25 years of being viciously pulverized by bloodthirsty fruit!? That is extremely hardcore!

Lana: I would not want to eat those peaches.

Me: Me neither. I don't think Jared would want to touch those peaches with a 25 foot pole. But regardless lets give this dish a shot.

Mung: Sorry, everyone. You'll have to do this without me.

Maria: That's fine. We can get someone to fill in your position for this.

Me: Okay.

Chowder: Lets get my friends Gorgonzola and Ceviche to help us.

Me: Good idea Chowder.

Chowder: Gorgonzola knows all about Meaches.


Scene transits with peaches.

We were at Gorgonzola's restaurant.

Gorgonzola: J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Nice to meet you. Unfortunately, Marzipan City is a little out of your juristiction.

Me: We've actually been visiting here for a while. And we need your help.

Gorgonzola: Well, I'm helping out Silton for an important order. Sorry. I'm a little preoccupied at the moment.

Me: Would it help if I said please?

Gorgonzola: No. And you already have your own friends and Chowder to help you out. Why ask me?

Me: Well, you have a particular set of skills.

Gorgonzola: You'll have to do better then that. If you don't give me a good reason to help you out, I'm gonna go walk into that door and into my kitchen ad forget this conversation ever happened.

Me: Mung's scared out of his mind.

Gorgonzola (blinks): Come again?

Me: You heard right. Mung's scared out of his mind. And we need someone who has knowledge about Meaches.

Gorgonzola: Meaches? Well, why didn't you say so right away?

Me: Because you didn't let us finish. Lets get Ceviche and Panini to help us out.

We did so.


Scene transits with grapes.

We were walking to Ceviche's restaurant.

Gorgonzola: Those Anti-Fairies sound like bad news.

Nico: They are. We actually did spare this Anti-Fairy named Foop from facing death at our hands. And rather then be grateful, he's probably going to help his fellow Anti Fairies continue to spread bad luck. That's what mercy gets you with people like him.

Me: Yep. But we'll kill him when the time comes.

We got Ceviche and Panini and we explained the situation.

Panini: Oh no! We'll gladly help you all out.

Ceviche: Count us in.

Me: Great. Lets go make those meaches into fruit salad.

We went to Meach Fields.


Scene transits with dancing watermelon slices.

We were at Meach Fields and we saw sign that said "Welcome to Meach Fields."

Me: Welcome to Meach Fields. Here we are guys.

Maria: When I was in the Metabreed, we always followed four rules. Make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, and then, throw away the plan.

Me: Unlike what you did in the Metabreed, we always go through with the plan till the very end.

We were hiding behind a rock and we saw the Meaches. They were vicious looking giant peaches with mouths full of razor sharp teeth.

Meaches are an extremely dangerous species of fruit. They are ruled by the Queen Meach, and are quite dangerous and extremely territorial. As such, making them into dishes is almost impossible- not only for their aggressive behaviour, but also due to their bitter flavour.

The Queen Meach, however, is very sweet and can be made into a delicious Minch Meach Pie.. If you can manage to take her away from her colony, and manage to survive the Meach chase. And after making the Mince Meach Pie, the maker will get attacked by the Meaches that chased the maker back, for probably 25 years.

We saw a Meach in a tree that was wearing a princess hat.

Me: So those are Meaches. They sure are big peaches. And that one in the tree must be the Queen Meach.

Gorgonzola: That's right J.D. Meaches may look harmless but they are extremely vicious.

May: And from the looks of things they are smart.

Gorgonzola: They are smarter than they really look. They don't fall for any trick or any disguise.

Me: Boy this is gonna be tough. But we all fought tough battles before. Lets sock it too them!

We went at the meaches and viciously pulverized them into pulp!

May (takes out ice gun): There's only one way we're ever getting the Queen Meach out of here.

Gorgonzola [chuckles]: Oh, I see. You didn't just recruit me for my skills, did you? You wanted a team member who wouldn't mind if you got all murder-y.

Lincoln: This is the only way. And what if those Meaches get into Marzipan City? We have to make sure everyone's safe from them. Now let us do our job.

May is about to fire at the head of a Meach when Gorgonzola stopped her.

May: Now what?!

Gorgonzola: I have a better idea. All food takes a while to thaw out when put on ice.

Wheeljack: What's your point?

Gorgonzola: My point is that if May sets her ice gun to a cold enough temperature that isn't lethal, the Meaches will be immobilized just long enough to get the Queen out of there. Or, you can ignore what Katniss taught you all, kill them, and prove to Foop that he was right about you guys being brutes. Your choice.

May: That just might work!

May did as Gorgonzola suggested and froze the Meaches and I picked up the Queen Meach.

Queen Meach: Oh a man! (Giggles)

Ceviche (looks at the brutally beaten up Meaches): Kinda harsh, don't you think?

Lincoln: Yeah but it gets the job done.

We left the fields.


Scene transits with onions slicing.

We made our first ever Mince Meach Pie.

Me: It sure looks tasty.

Laney: It sure does.

Mung: Well done guys!

Me: Thanks Mung. We put the Meaches on ice. I have an idea.

I had a devilish grin on my face.


Scene transits with peanuts.

We were at Marzipan Maximum Security Prison where we were visiting Reuben.

Nico: Hello Reuben.

Reuben: Well, well if it isn't Nico Chan.

Nico: I have some friends we would like you to meet. But first wear this.

Nico put a note on his chest that said "I ate your Queen. Destroy me."

Nico blew a signal whistle and the Meaches came and roared ferociously and Nico opened up Reuben's cell door and they went in and viciously pulverized and mangled him up. He's gonna have 25 years of extremely excruciating pain on him.

Nico: Reuben you have failed this city.

Nico left the prison.

Wheeljack: (To the viewers) Never mess with us when you're a con artist or you will be in big trouble.


Later we cooked our dishes and went to the contest. We were having them tasted by Mrs. Johnson, Principal Huggins, Lady Tsunade and Shizune.

Then the results were announced.

Mrs. Johnson: You all made wonderful dishes. The winner of the Gotham Royal York Cooking Contest is...

Drumroll played and Mrs. Johnson pulled out an envelope and she read it.

Mrs. Johnson: Team 1 with J.D. Knudson, Lincoln, Laney, Lily Loud, Clyde McBride, Girl Jordan, and Stella!

Everyone cheered wildly for us.

We went up and got the trophy and our food was added to the school cafeteria menu.


We went to the Burpin Burger to celebrate.

Syd: Way to go Clyde!

Clyde: Thanks Syd. This was so awesome cooking with you all.

Me: Thanks Clyde. We all did it together and it was awesome!

Laney: Thanks J.D.

Lincoln: This was so cool having a cooking contest.

Lily: And we now have our food on the School Cafeteria menu.

Me: We sure do.

It was a great day for us.

Elsewhere in the city of Mariner Bay, the Lightspeed Rescue Power Rangers were getting ready for another daring rescue.

Carter Grayson: Time for some fire rescue!

Chad Lee: Right!

Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

They activated their morphers and they sprang into action as a rainbow light illuminated the screen.

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete.

The Meaches on Chowder were the most vicious fruits in the world. I would call those fruits the Piranhas of the Fruit Worlds. I got the idea for the cooking contest out of inspiration from another fanfic. I forgot who made it but that's where I got the inspiration for it from. That episode from Chowder was funny and I decided to use that inspiration for this one. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.