It starts at the estate. We were watching TV and having fun. Mung and Chowder were with us and he was showing me and Lola how to make Baked Alaska.
Me: And now for the final touch.
I lit the cake on fire with a cigarette lighter and burned the brandy on it.
Mung: And viola! Baked Alaska.
Chowder: That looks tasty!
Me: It sure does.
Jen: Mmm-mm! That cake looks delish.
Me: It sure does.
After the fire on the cake went out we served it.
Lola: Oh this is so delicious!
Lana: I'll say!
Laney: Mmm! So yummy!
Lisa: A very delicious and tasty confectionary treat.
Me: Baked Alaska is one of my favorite desserts and it's also one of the hardest known recipes in the world.
Nico: You sure got it down. You have succeeded in making an awesome Baked Alaska.
Me: Thanks Nico.
Jen: This dish reminds me of the time me and Bruce reverted back to our human forms on a camping trip.
Nico: What happened back then?
Jen: Well we were camping.
FLASHBACK
Jen: (Narrating) Me and Bruce were in our Hulk forms and Bruce caught a bear for dinner. We got done eating and that's when we changed back.
They began to reverting back!
She-Hulk: (Groans in pain) Not now!
Hulk: (Groans) Hulk hate this!
They clutched their stomachs in pain and they had headaches and they were changing back.
She-Hulk: No! Must stay in She-Hulk form!
Hulk: Hulk no want to go back to Puny Banner!
They started changing back into their human forms and eventually succeeded after some resistance. Their skin changed back and their hair turned back to normal colors.
Jen: Oh man! That was rough.
Bruce B: No kidding.
They got to eating the bear and then suddenly another bear appeared and he was ready to attack. They kicked it and punched it in the face and knocked out one of its teeth.
They then felt themselves Hulk out again again.
Jen: NO! I won't change back into She Hulk! I won't!
Bruce: Oh come on!
They tried fighting their second transformations but eventually succumbed. They changed back to their Hulk forms afterwards.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Jen: But we persevered. We had a great dinner and we beat a bear that came after us and we changed again and we had s'mores and more with it.
Me: That's great guys.
Hulk: Hulk agree. Can get through anything.
Jen: You got that right. And I have this on.
Jen revealed that she has a special elastic bracelet with a bear fang on it.
Me: That's a cool bracelet!
Nico: It sure is. The bear is an amazing animal.
Bloo was playing paddleball but he was having a hard time learning how to do it.
Lynn (sees Bloo pick up a paddleball): Bloo, one of these days, I should teach you how to properly play paddleball.
Bloo: I know Lynn. It's hard for me.
Maria came in and she had coupons, gift cards and bags ready.
Maria: Who's up for going to the mall?
Leni: The Mall!? Count me in Maria!
Me: I'm up for a shopping spree.
Laney: Same here.
Everyone cheered.
Me: Lets head to the mall guys!
Mr. Herriman: You all have fun at the mall. I need to go back to Foster's to get my phone.
Me: Okay. We'll walk over to the mall.
Mr. Herriman: All right. I'll see you over there.
Mr. Herriman went out and got into his car and drove to Foster's. But what he didn't realize is that he went over the speed limit and police sirens were heard.
He pulled over and he was stopped by a cop. But this cop was none other than member of the Silver Guardians and Quantum Ranger himself - Eric Myers.
Eric Myers: Excuse me, sir. You went past the speeding limit.
Herriman: I apologize. I was trying to get back to the mall in a hurry after I got my phone from my house.
Eric: I'm cool with it. As long as you pay the fine.
Herriman: Excuse me. But I will not pay the fine for trying to get back here in a hurry.
Eric: C'mon. I'm just doing my job.
Herriman: And I am doing mine by trying to watch over the members of my house!
Me: What's going on here?
We saw Eric Myers.
Me: Wow! Eric Myers the Quantum Ranger!
Lincoln: Awesome!
Eric: J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Cole! Carter! Nice to see you guys!
Taylor: Hey, handsome. Hope you didn't forget about your girlfriend.
Eric: No way babe.
They kissed.
Eddy (to Eric): Dude, I'm gonna be honest. You were badass fighting as the Quantum Ranger!
Eric: Thanks Eddy. It's part of our job.
Wes: I don't believe it. Cole, Carter! Tommy!
Carter: Hey Wes.
Cole: Great to see you again Wes.
Tommy: Same here.
Me: Wes Collins of the Time Force Power Rangers! It's so awesome to finally meet you in person.
Wes: Same to you J.D. We heard so much about all your achievements in the year 3,000.
Me: Our times are 981 years apart. How can that be possible?
Wes: We have a lot of ways that can tell people.
Me: That's neat. 31st Century technology must be incredible.
Wes: It is.
Eric: Plus you did save the world from that asteroid that was gonna crash into the planet and destroy it.
Me: That's right.
Laney: That was one of our bravest and smartest deeds.
Me: We were running out of options, but during one of our missions we actually got the one option needed to destroy that rock.
Wes: That's amazing.
Lincoln: It sure was.
Eric: So where are you all heading?
Me: We're going to the mall. You can come with us if you'd like. Who knows there might be some bad guys there to bust. Usually malls are a prime target for robbers and thieves.
Wes: We would be honored.
Eric: Count us in.
Mac: Does Mr. Herriman still have to pay the fine?
Eric: I'm sorry, Mac. But he still has to.
Me: I'm sorry Mr. Herriman. It's the law.
Mr. Herriman: I understand Master J.D. and I apologize.
Mr. Herriman did so and he got his phone and we were on our way to the mall.
We arrived at Gotham Royal York Mall. It was made much bigger than ever before and it was now twice as big as the Mall of America in Minnesota.
Me: Whoa! The mall is now bigger than ever!
Leni: It's totes amazing!
Maria: Carmen, you go with me and Bai Tza.
Carmen: You got it sis!
Bai Tza: This is gonna be so cool!
We split up and went on the best shopping spree ever!
Maria, Carmen and Bai Tza - Nicolas Sidana.
Maria, Carmen and Bai Tza were at Nicolas Sidana. (Nicolas Sidana is a parody of the cooking store William Sonoma.)
Bai Tza: What are you gonna get Maria?
Maria: I'm gonna get a new espresso machine for Ms. Rita and Nurse Santiago. They need to have stronger coffee for the day. You should see how much coffee Nurse Santiago goes through. She needs it for her night shifts and a doctor or nurses work is never done.
Bai Tza: I believe it Maria. Being an E.R. nurse is really strenuous. You have to tend to a lot of people who are either dying or extremely sick.
Carmen: Mostly heart attacks or strokes. That's a good job though. But being a superhero for me is plenty.
Maria: Me too.
Bai Tza: Same here.
They went into the store and they found a perfect espresso maker. It was loaded with all kinds of features.
Maria: This one is perfect.
Bai Tza: It sure is. But it looks expensive.
They looked at the price and saw that it WAS expensive.
Maria: Wow! $800.00? That's a lot.
But there was a sale going on. It was 75% off. So it was $200.00
Maria: That's more like it.
They got it.
They left the store and they had a huge box being held in water tentacles made by Bai Tza.
Shego and William - Pego Store.
Shego and William were heading to the Pego store. (Pego is a parody of the Lego Store.)
Shego: So what are you gonna get William?
William: I'm gonna get a giant Pego set. I want to see if I can put together a set of the Hogwarts Castle.
Shego: Oh that is so cool! I read all the Harry Potter books and they are amazing!
William: They sure are.
They went in and William bought a building set of the Hogwarts Castle from Harry Potter. It was a huge set that was priced at $400.00. But since there was a sale, they got it for $75.00. Great deal.
They left the store and William and Maria were gonna have a lot of fun with it.
Rhino, Lori, Roxy, Lydia and Venom - Ceramics House.
Rhino, Lori, Roxy, Lydia and Venom were over at The Ceramics House. (The Ceramics House is a parody of The Pottery Barn.)
Eddie: So what are you gonna get Lori?
Lori: I'm gonna get Bobby and our great family some new dishes.
Rhino: They will love that!
They found some awesome plates and dinnerware for the table. They bought them for $50.00.
Luna, Sam, Lincoln, Tara, Bloo, Karai and Xion - Tomahawk Music
Luna, Sam, Tara, Lincoln, Bloo, Karai and Xion were over at a music store called Tomahawk Music. (Tomahawk Music is a parody of Yamaha Music.)
Luna: So what are you gonna get dudes?
Sam: I'm gonna see if I can get one of those cool Celtic harps. I've always wanted to play the harp.
Karai: (Japanese Accent) That's an interesting instrument Sam. I'm gonna get a Japanese Banjo called a Shamisen. It's a guitar from Japan.
Xion: That sounds cool Karai.
Bloo: I do love music.
Luna: I want to get an awesome Irish Flute. I love the Irish Music like Natilee does.
Lincoln: I'm gonna get a flute too Luna.
Luna: Rad choice bro.
Tara: I would love to see you play the flute Lincoln. Thats always been one of my favorite instruments.
Lincoln: Thanks Tara.
They went into the store and Lincoln picked out an awesome green flute with the Celtic Triquetra on it and it had all kinds of mystical symbols of Celtic lore on it.
Lincoln: This is a pretty flute.
Lincoln then played Terra's theme song from Teen Titans and the room changed into a massive and amazing crystal cave and they saw Tara fighting crystals in the shapes of all of her most dangerous enemies including Slade and the evil TTG Terra. She was destroying all of them with ease and everyone was amazed.
When the song was done everyone in the store cheered wildly.
Sam: That was rockin' little dude!
Luna: You said it Sammy! Rad tunes bro!
Tara: Lincoln that was so awesome!
Bloo: Yeah he's good! Not bad for someone who played it for the first time.
Karai: My thoughts exactly Bloo.
Then they heard a man at the register and they saw him hold a gun at the clerk. But the robber only had one shoe on and his bare foot smelled horrible!
Robber: Give me all of your money or you die!
Bloo walked up to the robber and grabbed his wallet.
Robber: Hey!
Bloo (evades robber): YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Luna and Sam and Karai swooped in and punched him in the face and knocked him out.
Lincoln: You should know the rule: No shirt, no shoes, no service!
Wes then came in.
Wes: You all okay?
Luna: We are Wes.
Wes: That's Stinkfoot Rupert. The Silver Guardians and the FBI have been after him for 17 years. He's a slippery robber that is very clever.
Lincoln: I didn't know that Wes. But I'm glad we busted him.
Luna: Yeah.
Stinkfoot Rupert was called that because he has a bad foot fungus on his foot that smells really horrible and that's how he got his name. They bought their instruments and left the store. Stinkfoot Rupert had a huge bounty on his head and it was given to them.
Lea and Francis - Ken Torres Jewelers.
Lea and Francis were over at Ken Torres Jewelers. (Ken Torres Jewelers is a parody of Ben Bridge Jeweler.)
They were looking at some amazing watches and jewelry.
Francis: Wow. Look at all that jewelry.
Lea: These watches are breathtaking. I just can't believe that they are that expensive. But James Bond had really good taste.
Francis: He sure did Lea.
Lea saw the Omega Watches and one watch caught his eye. It was the Grey Side of the Moon watches. They were made of meteorite. Which is an awesome element to use in a watch.
Lea: Wow. These watches are amazing. Omega Grey Side of the Moon.
Francis: Oh yeah. Those watches are amazing. They are made with Meteorite, which is worth more than it's weight in gold.
Francis and Lea got 4 of them for $48,512.00. Which is small pennies compared to what we have.
Teresa, Lynn, Wilt and Arpeggio - Mike's Sporting Goods
Teresa, Lynn, Wilt and Arpeggio were at Mike's Sporting Goods. (Mike's Sporting Goods is a parody of Dick's Sporting Goods.)
Wilt: Wow. This is a lot of sports equipment.
Lynn: Oh yeah. It's so awesome coming here.
They tried on all kinds of awesome sports shoes and more and they bought all kinds of sports gear for Lynn and Wilt while teaching him all about money.
Shocker, Eduardo and Elena - Super Bullseye
Shocker, Eduardo and Elena were over at Super Bullseye. (Super Bullseye is a parody of Target.)
They were buying food and all kinds of things for the house.
Rubberband Man, Coco and Inque - Menora
Rubberband Man, Coco, Lola and Inque were at a make up store called Menora. (Menora is a parody of the cosmetics store Sephora. And no it's not based on the Jewish Candle.)
They bought all kinds of make up and cosmetics for Lola and Lori and more.
Poison Ivy, Laney, EuroTrish and Killer Frost - Parns and Loyal Booksellers
Poison Ivy, Laney, EuroTrish and Killer Frost were at Parns and Loyal Booksellers. (Parns and Loyal Booksellers is a parody of Barnes and Noble Booksellers)
Laney: (Whispers) I love coming here to Parns and Loyal. It's my favorite.
Poison Ivy: (Whispers) Me too.
EuroTrish: (European Accent) (Whispers) I love learning so much about Europe. It's where I'm from.
Killer Frost: (Whispers) That is so cool EuroTrish.
They bought books on Europe and the countries around the world and Laney bought books on Psychology. Poison Ivy bought books on nature and animals. Killer Frost bought books on space and rocks and minerals.
Stewie, Lana and Bowser Jr. - Base Hardware Store.
Stewie, Lana and Bowser Jr. were at Base Hardware. (Base Hardware is a parody of Ace Hardware.)
They got all kinds of tools for everyday uses.
Riku, Lucy, Shannon, Maggie, Brittney and Demona - Goth Topic
Riku, Lucy, Shannon, Maggie, Crimson, Brittney and Demona were at the Gothic store Goth Topic. (Goth Topic is a parody of the accessory store Hot Topic.)
Goth Topic was loaded with all kinds of things that are perfect for the lover of darkness and all things dark and depressing.
Brittney: Wow. This is perfect for all goths everywhere.
Maggie: It sure is. And vampires everywhere.
Shannon: I would fit in here.
Lucy: Same here.
Crimson: In Canada there are stores like this. But we never went to any of them on Total Drama.
Brittney: When we get rid of Billy McLean, we're gonna make sure he never terrorizes another teens life ever again. Thank goodness Don wasn't like that.
Crimson: No I think he's the antipode of Billy McLean.
Riku: Billy is pure evil incarnate.
Demona: And we have to make sure he's in prison for life.
Brittney: Yep. The darkness will consume him forever.
They bought all kinds of gothic accessories and more.
Sandman and Clayface - Earthstorm.
Sandman and Clayface were at a store called Earthstorm Trading. (Earthstorm Trading is a parody of Earthbound Trading)
They were buying all kinds of rocks and minerals for collecting and to give to us.
Nico and May - Cordstrom.
Nico and May were at a clothing store called Cordstrom. (Cordstrom is a parody of Nordstrom department store)
Nico: What are you going to get, May?
May: I'm gonna get some awesome clothes to try on.
May picked out some clothes and tried them on and Nico saw her try on different color summer dresses, and all kinds of swim clothes and more.
Nico: Wow! You look so beautiful in all those clothes May.
May: Thanks Nico.
They bought their clothes.
But then a robber open fired.
BANG!
Robber: EVERYBODY DOWN! THIS IS A ROBBERY!
Nico went at the robber!
Nico: You have failed this city!
He punched him in the face and knocked him out with just one punch.
May: That'll show him.
May fired her freeze ray and froze him until the cops came.
Eric Myers came.
Eric: Wow! You busted another one of our most wanted criminals. This is Musclebound Pete. He's wanted all over the country in 20 states for numerous robberies and it's believed that he did some murders.
Nico: Wow! I didn't know that Eric.
Eric: But great job guys. The Silver Guardians and the FBI can take it from here.
Nico: Okay.
Stinkfoot Rupert and Musclebound Pete were arrested and sentenced to 972 years in Federal Prison and we were given the reward money for their capture: $100,627,837,679,633,756,826,876,865.00.
Magnet Man: (To the Viewers) Robbers everywhere, Never mess with Team Loud Phoenix Storm or there will be hell to pay.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
This is a non-combat chapter and I figured it will be perfect for this one. Power Rangers Time Force was an awesome part of the series and we're gonna meet the rest of them in the future. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
