In the Living Room at the Estate we were watching one of Bart Simpson's favorite action movie series: McBain. With us was the star of the series Rainier Wolfcastle. We saw Rainier Wolfcastle bust out of an ice sculpture in the shape of the Venus De Milo statue. Awesome entrance!
Rainier: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) They actually used computer graphics to make it look like I did that.
Nico: That is so cool!
Greta: That's my daddy for you.
We saw Rainier bust out of a map board and he shot all the bad guys. He threw the main bad guy out a window and he crashed onto a fuel tanker and it exploded into a massive fireball.
Nico: YEAH! Senator Mendoza, you have failed this world!
Rainier: (Laughs) That he has Nico. That he has. So? What did you think of my movies?
Nico: Your movies are awesome Mr. Wolfcastle!
Manaphy: I want to use a gun just like in the movie!
Horsea: Me too!
Rainier: (Laughs) I'm glad you all look up to me.
Me: I think I can arrange that.
I brought out 4 guns. 2 of them were 50 caliber pistols and two 9 millimeter automatic pistols.
Maria: We'll kick some serious butt with these.
May: Never underestimates the power of a good gun. (Does a Femme Fatale Pose)
Rainier: FYI, my combat skills are not just shown in movies.
Renamon (to Wolfcastle): When did you realize that Springfield was corrupt?
Rainier: Two weeks before everyone declared war on it. I got myself and my daughter out of the town before it was destroyed.
Me: Good thinking Rainier.
Later we were watching Lola, Lana, Lila, Lily and Lucy's favorite show Unikitty!
Laney: Unikitty is so adorable!
Lana: She sure is. I also noticed that her brother Puppycorn sounds just like me.
Lucy: That is very coincidental.
Me: Unikitty is so cute and her brother is funny. But I absolutely hate that guy Master Frown.
Lola: I know! He always ruins everything!
Lana: He's the worst!
Lila: I would never want him around!
Lucy: I would wish death upon him.
Nico: I know he's bad guys but we don't want to kill him. Lets mangle him up and warn him that if he ever causes trouble again, that we will destroy him.
Me: I like how you think Nico. But instead lets keep him alive as a comic relief.
Nico: Good idea.
Me: Richard just doesn't show any emotion at all. It's like he hasn't had one day of fun in his life. Poor guy. He needs to be shown that emotions are a good thing.
Lisa: I like that Dr. Fox. She's a brilliant scientist like me and she is amazingly gifted.
Lynn: I like Hawkodile. He has an awesome kick butt attitude.
Me: He sure does. I like those funny parts of this show where Unikitty gets angry.
Lana: Those parts are funny.
Lola: They sure are.
Me: Oh yeah! Shall we head to the world of Unikitty?
Nico: Lets do it and I caught a Watchog and a Stoutland earlier.
Me: Awesome job Nico.
We went to the Simulator and we were gonna visit the world of Unikitty. The Simulator Activated and we were in the world of Unikitty and it was an adorable kingdom!
Me: Wow! Unikitty's Kingdom is just as breathtaking as it is in the show!
Lana & Lola: (SQUEALS) OH MY GOSH! We're actually in the world of Unikitty!
Lucy: I'm so excited I could die.
Laney: Everything is so pretty and so cute!
Me: Not only that but this is the first time we've ever been here.
We walked around the village and we saw the beautiful Unikitty Castle!
Lola: This castle is everything we saw!
Lana: It's so cute!
We went to the castle and out came Princess Unikitty and Prince Puppycorn!
Unikitty: Hi!
Me: Unikitty!
Puppycorn: WOW! The legendary Team Loud Phoenix Storm! I love you guys!
Lana: (Hugs and pets Puppycorn) Aw you are so cute Puppycorn!
Maria: (squeals) Oh my gosh! (hugs Unikitty) She's so cute!
Unikitty: I know I'm cute Maria.
Laney: We love watching your show and you all are awesome!
Unikitty: You think I'm awesome? You should meet my friends Emmet and Wyldstyle.
Me: They are just as awesome!
Richard came and he was in his stoic glory.
Richard: (Emotionlessly) Welcome to the Unikitty Kingdom, Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Thank you Richard. It's a pleasure to be here.
Dr. Fox and Hawkodile came.
Lisa: Dr. Fox! It's such an honor to meet you!
Dr. Fox: Same to you Lisa Loud. We heard so much about all of your deeds on Earth.
Lynn: I love how you kick butt Hawkodile!
Hawkodile: Thanks Lynn. You're fighting style is amazing on it's own accord.
Me: Everyone watches your show all the time on Earth.
Lana: That's right. We love watching Unikitty and it's an awesome show.
Lola: You all are the cutest show ever!
Lana: And you know what that means?
Lola & Lana: CUTENESS OVERLOAD!
They were overloaded with so much cuteness that they flew up into the sky and put on an awesome and dazzling fireworks display.
We laughed at how Lana & Lola were reacting. It was so cute and so adorable. We talked to Richard and showed him that emotions are always important and they show what you're feeling and that no one should ever be deprived of emotions.
Richard: Huh. You're right about that. I can't believe how boring I was. Thank you for helping me realize that.
Me: You're welcome Richard.
Richard: You can call me Rick.
Me: I'm glad we can help you Rick. And if you ever need any help with chores you let us know.
Richard: Thanks J.D. I greatly appreciate that.
?: I think it's disgusting!
We turned and we saw MASTER FROWN!
Not much is known about Master Frown's life prior to the series; what is known, however, was that he was born into negativity, and grew to despise everything happy. As such, he serves as a formidable foe for Princess Unikitty.
Master Frown is the antithesis of Unikitty; while Princess Unikitty strives towards staying positive, Master Frown revels in the suffering of others, sometimes taking it upon himself to ensure that everyone is just as unhappy as himself. However, his sense of unhappiness is simplistic such as drinking someone's glass of milk among other mundane acts. As such, he can be seen as a minor annoyance more often than not. Master Frown hails from the Unikingdom's neighboring Frowntown, in which he lives with a roommate named Brock. It's not too uncommon for the two to engage in minor quarrels.
In the episode "No Day Like Snow Day," Master Frown realizes that it was Snow Day. Rather than stay inside as recommended by Brock, Master Frown goes to gleefully watch the residents slip on the ice and hurt themselves. Upon hearing that a blizzard was due to hit the Unikingdom, Master Frown giddily goes there, anticipating the misery of the civilians. However, when he discovers that Unikitty and her friends were enjoying the Snow Day, Master Frown vows to ruin it. Unfortunately for him, Master Frown gets trapped in a snowman, making Puppycorn and the others assume that the snowman that he made was alive. They proceed to engage in snowball fights with the snowman among other winter activities. Eventually, Unikitty makes Puppycorn realize that since his snowman would melt, they put the snowman on an ice floe, which would take it to the North Pole. Master Frown's screams of anguish are mistaken for promises that he would return every year. The episode ends with Hawkodile and Richard revealing that they knew that Master Frown was in the snowman the entire time.
Me: Master Frown. Just the little blockhead we're looking for.
Master Frown: Who are you calling a blockhead you jerk!?
He went at me and tried to mercilessly punch all over the place. But I dodged all his attacks with incredible ease.
Tracks (to Master Frown): Your fighting skills are impressive, I'll give you that. But you lack finesse!
Master Frown: I'll show you finesse!
He went at Tracks and he punched him in the leg and his hand got smashed in by the impact of the punch.
Cutthroat (to Master Frown): Did your parents not give you much love as a kid?
Master Frown: SHUT UP!
He went at us again and we were wearing him down.
Me: You are really pathetic Frown and you have no love for anyone other than yourself.
I punched him in the face and give him a massive black eye!
Me: Lets show him what happens when you mess with Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Lets.
We went at Master Frown and really pulverized him all over the place. I punched him in the face and Nico leg swept him and Ed slammed him into the ground.
Me: Combo Time!
Rika: You got it! Walk all over him Renamon!
Renamon: I'm on it Rika! (ECHOING) DIAMOND STORM!
Renamon sent out a massive shower of energy diamonds.
Tracks: Lets do this! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Incendiary Missiles 100-fold.
Renamon and Tracks: FIRESTORM DIAMOND BARRAGE!
Tracks fired a huge number of Incendiary missiles and the the energy diamonds and missiles all hit him at once and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Flash Man: Lets get him! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm and it enhanced his Time Stopper 100-fold.
Cutthroat: It's my turn! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Magnetizer and creature powers 100-fold.
Cutthroat and Flash Man: SUPER TIME MAGNETIZER!
Cutthroat fired his supercharged magnetizer and Flash Man fired his Time Stopper and the blasts combined and they slammed into Frown and stopped him in place.
Me: Lets show him what our Final Smashes can do.
Nico: You got it buddy! SAIYAN PRIDE BLAST!
Nico fired a powerful energy blast and it hit Frown and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Unikitty: I've always wanted to try this out! RAINBOW HORN BURST!
Unikitty fired a massive rainbow blast from her horn that was filled with joy and it slammed into Frown and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
We walked up to him as Frown was weak, mangled up and burned.
Nico (to Master Frown): Because we're feeling generous, we're letting you off with a warning. And besides, it would be much fun to have you as a recurring villain alongside Blast Ketchup.
Me: It sure would be. Beside, we need some comic relief.
Nico: (To the viewers) If you mess with an adorable friend Like Unikitty, we're gonna come after you.
Unikitty: You said it Nico.
Master Frown limped off and he was heading home. But he was gonna be back.
We had the Unikitty Kingdom moved to Gotham Royal York and placed under our protection. It was gonna be so awesome having Unikitty and friends with us and if Master Frown and the Doom Lords come, we'll be ready for them and they will learn a lesson we give them painfully!
THE END
Another Fanfiction and an awesome show for the universe done.
Unikitty is a funny show on Cartoon Network! I think it's so cute and really funny! Tara Strong and Grey Griffin are doing a great job in it. But Master Frown is a jerk to the 20th power! The reason is well... I just don't like him. Everyone else, yes. Richard is a totally emotionless guy and I think it's sad that he never expresses any emotion at all. Poor guy. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think. We'll open a big time can of Whoop-Ass on them!
See you all next time.
Unikitty is owned by Lego, Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network.
