Note: This takes place before Amusement Park From 100 Hells


In Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob is sleeping in his bed. Gary is holding a birthday present for SpongeBob while sleeping. Moments later, the alarm clock goes off.

SpongeBob's alarm clock: Wake up!

Gary: [meows "Happy Birthday"]

Lily and Maria were under the sheets and they lifted off and Lily had a party blower and she toot it.

Lily, Maria and Horsea: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: What? Today? My birthday? Oh guys, you know I never pay attention to those sorts of things.

Maria: Are you kidding SpongeBob, we would never miss your special day.

Lily: That's right Mr. SquarePants. We love celebrating birthdays.

[SpongeBob hops out of his bed and streamers and confetti fly out. He blows the noise maker a couple times and laughs. He opens Gary's present, which reveals to be a jellyfish net made out of slime.]

SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh, wow, Gary! Did you make me this jellyfishing net yourself?

Gary: [gives SpongeBob a thumb's up with his slime] Meow!

[SpongeBob swings the slime jellyfish net around, but splashes slime all over his bedroom. Some slime flew out his window and landed in Squidward's coffee as he's getting the newspaper. Squidward sips some of his coffee, unaware of the slime being in it. SpongeBob swings the net until it is gone.]

SpongeBob: Best present ever! [hugs Gary and laughs]

Maria: What do you want to do for your birthday, Spongebob?

Lily: We have a special surprise all planned for your big day Mr. SquarePants.

Horsea: You know it.

[Gary happily licks SpongeBob. The scene scrolls over to Patrick's house, where everyone is planning a surprise party for SpongeBob. However, due to Patrick's idiocy and lack of concentration, everyone appears to be tired.]

Sandy: (Southern Accent) Aw, come on, Patrick. We've been up all night. For the one millionth time, [flips the board while she's explaining her plan] you're going to get SpongeBob out of his house with a sight-seeing tour so we can go in and decorate it for his surprise party. [leans in closer to Patrick's face] Okay?! Repeat it back to me.

Patrick: Gotcha. I'm gonna collect all the pretty eggs that I can see and repeat it back to me.

[Everyone groans angrily at Patrick's stupidity. Sandy facepalms in disgust just as she's about to give up. Suddenly, Patrick's alarm clock on his wrist rings.]

Pearl: Hmm? [looks at his clock] Oh, would you look at the time? It's almost time for me to take SpongeBob on that tour so you guys can decorate his house.

Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Old Man Walker, Bubble Bass, and Pearl: [surprised and confused] Huh?

Pearl: Huh. I guess even a broken imbecile can be right once a day. [Goes over to his left side]

Patrick: Okay, well, don't mess with my stuff in there. [the scene changes to Patrick walking to SpongeBob's house while tapping his head] Get SpongeBob on the bus. Get SpongeBob on the bus. Get SpongeBob on the bus. [knocks on SpongeBob's front door]

Pearl hides behind the house.

SpongeBob: [answers the door] Hi, buddy.

Patrick: Uh...[drools a river of saliva]

[SpongeBob giggles happily and Patrick makes a creepy face while drooling. SpongeBob blows his noise maker and Patrick makes a even creepier face while drooling. Patrick drools out a saliva bubble from his mouth. The saliva bubble floats over to SpongeBob.]

Lily: Hey Patrick.

Maria: Hiya Patrick.

SpongeBob: [gasps] You remembered my birthday! [ties a string on the saliva bubble to make a balloon before it pops in his face]

[Patrick makes an uglier face while continuously drooling a river of saliva. Just then, a fish tank bus pulls over to SpongeBob's house.]

SpongeBob: Oh, and you got me a sight-seeing bus tour as a present!

Lily: No silly. That's not the present.

Maria: You're gonna have a lot of fun today.

Horsea: I agree.

[Patrick turns around while drooling a river of saliva.]

Patrick: [wakes up from his stupidity] Huh? Oh, oh! And—and there's a secret I'm not supposed to tell you, which is...[strains himself until his eyes pop out and fire ignites in his skull; SpongeBob gives Patrick a glass of water to put out the fire and the eyeballs grow back; reducing back to his stupid behavior] Nope. I lost everything in the fire. Who are you? Who am I? Where are we?

Lily: You're Patrick and I'm Lily, you live here in Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob: I have an idea, pal. How would you like to take a little sight-seeing tour with me?

Patrick: Wow. Thank you, kind stranger.

Maria: Varie, you're in charge of everyone at Spongebob's house until we get back.

Varie: Aye aye Captain!

[SpongeBob closes the door and locks it with his keys. Pearl peaks out from Patrick's pocket and reaches to the other pocket. Pearl reaches into SpongeBob's pants to get the keys and she got them. Lily, Maria, Horsea, SpongeBob and Patrick board the tour bus and drives away.]

Pearl: I got the keys.

Mr. Krabs: [chuckles and grabs the keys] Nice work me little angel. [unlocks the door and lets Sandy, Karen, Mindy, and Mrs. Puff in]

Mindy: I'll stay outside and keep a lookout.

Mr. Krabs: Okay lass. Give a sound when you do.

Mindy: How's this? (MOANS LIKE A BLUE WHALE!)

Mr. Krabs: That's perfect lass.

Sandy: [carries SpongeBob's TV out of the house] Come on! We need to make room inside for the party.

Karen: [carries SpongeBob's armchair while Mr. Krabs sits on it]

Mr. Krabs: [holding a plant while sitting on the armchair] Sorry, my claws are full.

Gali: [carries SpongeBob's sofa and hook out with Mrs. Puff] There we go.

Mrs. Puff: You're very strong Gali.

Gali: Thanks Mrs. Puff.

Sandy: Follow me. Just a little further.

[Meanwhile, Squidward is coming back from his early morning walk.]

Squidward: [humming to the music from his headphones before looking in the mirror] Ah, I sure worked up that sweat. [a tiny drop is shown on Squidward's nose; he opens the door and all of SpongeBob's stuff fall on him] What is SpongeBob's awful furniture doing in my house?

Sandy: [lassos Squidward by the nose and pulls him to SpongeBob's house] We're gussying up SpongeBob's house for his party, and something about you tells me you are quite the interior decorator.

Squidward: Hmm? [unties the rope off his nose] Of course! I didn't give myself all those awards for nothing!

[The scene shows all of the decorating trophies Squidward won for himself.]

Sandy: Yee-haw! SpongeBob's place is gonna look prettier than a country bride!

[The scene shows a cow waiting for her groom at a wedding in Texas. The scene then changes to the bus tour Lily, Maria, Horsea, SpongeBob and Patrick are having.]

SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! Oh, this is so exciting! I wonder where we're going?

Rube: We're going to Surface Land! [pulls the lever and shows the sign on the bus saying, "Surface Land"]

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: [exclaiming in amazement]

SpongeBob: Surface Land? [screams happily]

Patrick: [screams in fear]

Lily: Awesome! Me, Maria and Horsea are from the surface and we know all about it.

Rube: [turns around to speak to the tourists] Hi, everybody, and welcome to Surface Land Tours! I'm your tour guide, Rube.

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: Hi, Rube!

Lily: Pleasure to meet you.

Rube: Same here Lily and we love having the heroes of Bikini Bottom on board. Before we drive to the amazing Surface Land, I'm required to read you these tour bus rules. [takes out a long list of rules from his hat and reads] "Please sit in an upright position." [SpongeBob and Patrick sit upside down and gets into an upright position] "Absolutely no bad language!" [SpongeBob and Patrick say bad words as dolphin chirps are heard; they stop talking and cover their mouths] "No horseplay!" [SpongeBob and Patrick dance around in a horse suit and stop to sit back down] And no digging, no dancing, no tanning, no cooking, no fencing, no drowning, no molting, no running, no trespassing, no peeking, and no balloons!" [pops SpongeBob and Patrick with a needle when they appeared as balloons]

SpongeBob: Aww. Not even birthday balloons?

Rube: [gasps] Oh, my goodness! Is it your birthday?

Lily: Yep. It's his birthday today.

SpongeBob: [his cheeks blow up and pop] Yes! [giggles]

Rube: Well, I would love for everyone to sing happy birthday to you! [puts a party hat on SpongeBob]

Tourist #1: Yes!

SpongeBob: Aww, really? That is so—

Rube: Not now, of course. Tour time is tight! [hops back into his driving seat] Whoa! [drives the bus back onto the road; then drives up a steep cliff, which makes every fall over] Okay, everybody, we're on Upseedaisy Street, and ready for lift off!

SpongeBob and Patrick: Lift off?

[Rube drives the bus upward to the sign that says "Dead End." SpongeBob and Patrick breath heavily in paper bags. The bus rockets up to the surface.]

Rube: Amazing!

Lily: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SpongeBob: Oh, are we there yet?

Rube: Almost. But we need a little boast to the surface. [honks his horn]

[The bus descends downward until a submarine catches them.]

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay!

French Narrator: (French Accent) One Little Boast to the Surface Later... [throws away the time card and drives the submarine up to the surface]

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: Ooh!

SpongeBob: Look, it's Sandy's friend, Frenchy! Oui, oui!

Rube: You can say that again, birthday boy. Oui, oui!

Patrick: [dances around while holding his pants] Can you guys please stop saying "wee wee?" [strains] Gotta go! Gotta go!

[Up on the surface, David Hasselhoff is kayaking on the water when the submarine knocks him over.]

Rube: Wave goodbye to Frenchy, everybody!

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: Goodbye, Frenchy!

French Narrator: Au revoir, my friends! [goes back into his submarine]

[Rube drives the bus off the submarine before it descends back into the ocean.]

David Hasselhoff: [groans] Ah! Tartar sauce!

[Rube drives the bus out of the ocean and heads over to the beach.]

Rube: Now remember, everyone, keep your arms and legs inside the bus at all times 'cause we are about to encounter a gaggle of nearly naked beach giraffes!

Lily returned to her normal size and picked up the aquarium.

Lily: I'm going to carry you guys the whole way. I know this whole place by heart and I know everything about the surface.

Horsea: Lily, please don't drop us.

Lily: You're in good hands. This is not a beach giraffe guys. This is a fisherman.

[They see a local fisherman in a raincoat.]

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: Ooh! [snaps photos with their cameras]

Lily: Ahoy there good sir.

Fisherman: (Nautical Accent) Top of the morning to ye lass.

[The fisherman catches what he assumed a fish. But it turns out he hooked his own walk by the fisherman as the tour goes on. They went past some party goers who are having a beach party. Everyone was dancing with the musical beat and are having quite a blast. They saw a sleeping man who is sunbathing. SpongeBob and Patrick are deeply amazed at what they are seeing. SpongeBob screams loudly.]

SpongeBob and Patrick: Nearly naked beach giraffes!

Lily: They are people sunbathing guys.

[The beach goers continue to dance. SpongeBob and Patrick hover onto Rube in deep fear.]

Rube: Don't worry, everyone. Everyone may look crazy, but they're actually peaceful creatures. Let's get a closer look.

[They went through the crowd without getting themselves stepped on. SpongeBob and Patrick continuously scream as Rube drives. Rube stops the bus in front of the stage. A man in a "Can-O Beans" costume appears on the stage.]

Can: Hey, kids, welcome to Beach Blanket Bean-go! [everyone cheers; opens his lid] And here's your host, Beanie McBeans!

Beanie McBeans: [pops out of the can and the crowd cheers wildly] Hey! What do you want?

Beach Goers: Beans!

Beanie McBeans: When do you want them?

Beach Goers: Beans!

Beanie McBeans: Ha, ha!

Beach Goers: Beans, beans, beans...!

Beanie McBeans: [cheers] Beans, beans, good for your heart! They make you strong, they make you smart! When I eat beans, I squeal! I eat beans with every meal! You do, too! You know you do! [everyone cheers] Beans, beans! [throws beans at everyone] Beans, beans, beans! [throws more beans at everyone and dances around]

SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh!

Patrick: Oh, he's good.

Beanie McBeans: [to his first contestant] All right, you know the rules. First question: How many beans are in a 16 ounce can?

Contestant #1: Uh? Three million?

Beanie McBeans: Sorry! Wrong answer! [shoots bean slime from his cannon at his contestant]

[The audience gasps.]

Lily laughed.

Contestant #1: [short silence] Yeah!

[The audience cheers.]

Beanie McBeans: Better luck next time! And now it's time for our next contestant.

Contestant #2: [giggles] Hi!

Beanie McBeans: What is your favorite kind of bean?

Contestant #2: Um...strawberry beans?

Beanie McBeans: Is the correct answer! [shoots bean slime from his cannon at his contestant]

Contestant #2: Ooh! Yay!

[The audience cheers. Patrick starts to take a liking to beans and his mouth waters.]

Patrick: So many beans! [presses his face against the glass and whimpers]

SpongeBob: Uh-oh.

[Patrick could not resist and rushes over to the driver's seat.]

Rube: [gets pushed aside by Patrick] Whoa!

Patrick: Must have beans! [begins to drive wildly like a mad animal]

SpongeBob, Rube, and the tourists: Whoa! Uh-oh!

Patrick: Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans!

Beach Goers: Whoa! [feels Patrick running over their toes]

Rube: Stop! [screams]

[Patrick drives through the audience, skids over a man's back and flies over to the stage's microphone.]

Patrick: [jumps out of the bus] Wrong answer! [falls back in]

[Beanie McBeans fires bean slime from his cannon at the bus, which completely fills up with beans. Patrick goggles up all of the beans, but in doing so, drinks all of the water as well. Soon, everyone on the bus is drying up because of Patrick's arrogant actions. After eating the beans, Patrick sits down and is all dried up.]

SpongeBob: Patrick! You ate all the water!

Patrick: It's not my fault. The water got in the way!

Lily: I got this.

Lily used her wings and refilled the tank with water.

Rube: Ah! And we're back! Thanks Lily.

Lily: You're welcome.

SpongeBob: Yeesh, I thought this was my birthday, not my deathday! [laughs as Patrick makes a scared look on his face] I'm sorry, Patrick. I was just kidding.

Lily laughed too.

[Patrick screams as a big, white, fluffy dog approaches. Everyone on the bus panics upon seeing the dog for the first time.]

SpongeBob: Oh! What am I looking at?!

Rube: You're looking at an amazing creature that is just as afraid as you are of it.

SpongeBob and Patrick: [peeking out from SpongeBob's pants] I doubt it!

Rube: I'm telling ya, that is a blue feathered northwestern pie-dragon.

Lily: Aw that's not a dragon guys. He's a cute doggie.

Lily pet him and gave him a treat.

Lily: What a cute doggie sir.

Man: Thanks.

[Meanwhile, back at SpongeBob's house, Mindy was watching. But inside, things are going out of hand when everyone is making constant arguments about decorating the house. Sandy is not overly thrilled with their childish behavior because everyone is acting like spoiled and immature children.]

Mr. Krabs: I should be decorating! No one here knows diddly about SpongeBob! [continuously yells at everyone]

Squidward: I know more about SpongeBob than I care to! So I should decorate.

Mrs. Puff: [holds up a broken steering wheel] Have you ever taught him to drive?!

Pearl: [Slams her fists together] Or crush him!?

[Everyone continues to bicker.]

Sandy: Now hold your horses! Seems like everyone has their own ideas about how to decorate for SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Plankton, and Karen: [stops fighting] Surprise!

Sandy: Not now!

Varie: Everyone calm down! I have an idea.

Varie made a perfect party plan that would have everyone do all kinds of things that SpongeBob likes and more. They also made a really great cake for him in the shape of a Krabby Patty. Gali was placed on Cake guard. And she was gonna make sure that not one crumb or glob of frosting on the cake is touched. PERIOD!

Gali: No one eat the cake until SpongeBob comes back!

[Meanwhile, back on the surface world, Lily was carrying the bus through the middle of a local park.]

Rube: Aren't these leafy things amazing?

SpongeBob: Ooh! My friend Sandy has one of these. They call them trees.

Lily: Yep. These trees are called pine trees. We have a lot of these where I'm from.

Rube: I didn't know that. Wow! Look at the big brain on the birthday boy!

Patrick: Nobody looks at my friend's brain without permission!

They saw squirrels and raccoons.

They saw a city that was incredibly familiar. It was Los Angeles, California.

Maria: Isn't this California?

Lily: Yep. This is Los Angeles, California.

Rube: Okay. We'll stay on the path, where it's not so dangerous. And I think that this is the perfect time to sing "Happy Birthday" to our little square friend here! [pulls SpongeBob from his seat and blows his kazoo]

Patrick, Rube, and the tourists: Happy birthday—

Charlie: Look out!

[All of a sudden, Patchy and Potty comes out of nowhere in a recumbent bicycle. Everyone on the bus screams in horror and skids the bus out of harm's way.]

Lily flies up and avoids him.

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: Road hog!

Lily: Hey be nice guys.

[Patchy and Potty continue pedaling down the path.

Lily is carrying the bus over the street.

SpongeBob: Wow! In Surface Land, everywhere you go is full of surprises!

Patrick: Yeah, I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.

Rube: As you can see, Surface Land is full of unexplained wonders!

They went through a revolving door.

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: Whoa! [gets flung out of the spinning door and skids down the hallway]

SpongeBob: Best birthday ride ever! [the bus drives by some office desks] I've read about this place, Patrick. It's the Paperclip Jungle!

[Patrick looks around and sees officer employees minding their our business while doing paperwork. Patrick becomes frightened at everything he sees. One man drops a box of paperclips. Patrick screams and hides behind SpongeBob with a paperclip stuck on his head.]

Patrick: They're everywhere.

[Rube drives by some officer employees near a copy machine.]

Female Office Employee #1: Just let me copy it! [kicks the copy machine and paper flies out everywhere]

[Rube drives the bus into a conference room where some of the employees are having a private conversation with their job.]

Female Office Employee #2: My fault? How is it my fault?

SpongeBob: Ooh, what happens in here?

Patrick: Smells like flop sweat!

Rube: Shh! This is the secret hive of the Double-breasted Seer Suckers. Let's watch their strange rituals!

SpongeBob, Patrick, and the tourists: Ooh!

Female Office Employee #3: [comes in the conference room] He's coming!

Lily: These are not Seer Suckers guys. These are regular office employees. My dad used to be an office worker. And he was great at it. Now he opened up his own restaurant and it's awesome!

[The office employees gasp and quickly put on their gorilla masks.]

SpongeBob, Patrick, Rube, and the tourists: Huh?

Lily: Why are they putting on Gorilla Masks?

[One man in a gorilla mask, who is the boss, jumps in and pounds on his chest while making grunting noises like a real gorilla. The gorilla mask boss walks over to the front and pulls down a chart. He grunts to his employees that profits are decreasing dramatically and they all began to act crazy, wrecking everything in sight. The man with the dog comes in and joins in the chaos as well. The dog jumps onto the table and barks.]

SpongeBob and Patrick: This is so weird.

Rube: This bunch of bananas is getting too crazy to comfort. We'd better split! [hops back into his driving seat]

PA System: [voiceover] Lunch time!

Boss, the Dog, the Dog Walker, and Office Employees: [stops] Huh?

[The officer employees and their boss remove their masks and head out of the conference room in a very fast speed, nearly bumping into Rube's bus.]

Lily held up the tank with her wings and was braced up against the wall. They left for lunch. Lily and the bus left the building.

[The dog barks and stands on her hind legs before walking out. The officer employees and their boss all head for the spinning door. Rube follows the group and manages to drive the bus out of the building through the spinning door. Rube drives the bus over to a local fast food restaurant called the Trusty Slab, which is the reenactment version of the Krusty Krab back in Bikini Bottom. The office employees line up and enter the restaurant.]

SpongeBob: The Trusty Slab? Sounds familiar.

Lily: This is a surface world version of the Krusty Krab.

[They follow the office employees and enters the restaurant through the front door.]

Rube: Whew! Sorry for the detour, folks. Now back to de-tour.

[The chef flips a patty and rings the bell. Patrick's mouth begins to water at the sights of food in the Trusty Slab.]

Patrick: Ooh! [grabs a ketchup packet] They grow 'em big up here, SpongeBob! Oh, come here. [hugs the packet really tight and explodes ketchup everywhere; he laughs and licks the himself clean; he sees a spot on SpongeBob's nose and licks it too, which makes SpongeBob laugh]

Rube: Let's watch these hungry beach giraffes as they struggle to communicate.

[As they watch, a man, who appears to be a reenactment of Patrick Star, is at the cash register, struggling to decide what to eat. It was Bill Fagerbakke, the Voice Actor of Patrick. The cashier, who appears to be a reenactment of Squidward, is waiting impatiently. It was Rodger Bumpass, the voice actor of Squidward Tentacles.]

Patrick (live-action): No, no, wait! Uh, I'll have the, uh...

Mr. Manward: Sir, could you please order something? There are a lot of people waiting here. Some of us have lives.

Patrick (live-action): Oh, don't rush me! I almost had it! Uh...

Patrick: [laughs and spits out the ketchup packet] That guy's so dumb!

Lily: Those guys sound familiar?

SpongeBob: They sure do.

[Just then, a woman in an astronaut suit, who appears to be a reenactment of Sandy, walks up to the cash register and she's not very happy. It was Carolyn Lawrence, the voice actress of Sandy Cheeks.]

Carol: (Southern Accent) Where in tarnation is my lunch?! The service here is slower than a three-legged dog in molasses!

[The other customers chatter in agreement. Just then, a man, who appears to be a reenactment of Mr. Krabs. It was Clancy Brown, the voice actor of Mr. Krabs and he hears the commotion and comes out of his office.]

Mr. Slabs: [gasps] Me customers! All right, all right, all right! What's the hold up here, Mr. Manward?

Mr. Manward: How should I know? Go ask your persnickety fry cook. Between him and this other idiot, we're not gonna make it through the lunch rush alive.

Mr. Slabs: Well, I'll just see about that! [takes Patrick's dollar and puts it in the cash register] You'll be having the number three with cheese!

Patrick (live-action): Aw, that's what I was gonna order. [Mr. Manward rolls his eyes in annoyance] I'll have the—the number cheese with cheese.

Mr. Manward: Don't you have somewhere else to be a nitwit?

Patrick (live-action): Not until 4:00.

[Mr. Manward facepalms in disgust as Mr. Slabs laughs, thinking it was a joke. He heads into the kitchen where the chef, who appears to be a reenactment of SpongeBob, is busying making food on the grill. It was Tom Kenny, the voice actor who plays SpongeBob. Lily went into the kitchen.]

Mr. Slabs: [comes in the kitchen] JimBob!

JimBob: Hi!

Mr. Slabs: Got a restaurant full of hungry customers out there! Where are the burgers?

JimBob: Ooh, Mr. Slabs, you know that I can't serve a Slabby Patty until it's cooked just right! [gently pinches Mr. Slabs' cheek] Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right, Slabby Patty, day and night, what a nifty tasty sight! Slabby Patty and it's cooked just right—[continues singing]

SpongeBob: I love this guy! [laughs]

Lily: He sounds just like you Mr. Squarepants.

JimBob: [rapidly spins around and around] Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo!

Mr. Slabs: Enough of that!

JimBob: Sorry, sir.

Mr. Slabs: Get those ship-shape burgers shipped out or you'll be doing soft shoe across the street at the Crumb Basket!

Lily: The Crumb Basket?

Maria: That sounds like a cheap knock off of The Chum Bucket.

Lily: It sure does.

[The Crumb Basket, which is the reenactment version of the Chum Basket back in Bikini Bottom, appears on the screen for a split second.]

JimBob: Yes, Mr. Slabs. It won't happen again, Mr. Slabs. Sorry, Mr. Slabs.

Mr. Slabs: [grunts angrily] Hmm, that'll be the day...

JimBob: All right, troops, prepare to be deployed! [forms multiple arms with spatulas and makes karate yells]

[JimBob resumes his work and prepares the Slabby Patties in a fast speed.]

SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh!

[JimBob rapidly flips several Slabby Patties in the air, which makes Patrick's mouth water.]

Patrick: Giant patties! [sighs and faints]

JimBob: [flips his spatula around and laughs] What fun!

SpongeBob: [his pupils form into spatulas] Ooh, I just gotta get a closer look at that glorious spatula! [hops out of the bus and Lily grabs him].

Lily: Sorry Mr. Squarepants, but we can't have you get out.

SpongeBob: [gasps] Never get out of the bus, Patrick. Never get out of the bus!

Patrick: Who's hungry?

[The tourists cheer happily.]

Rube: Amazing! Lunch time, everybody!

[SpongeBob, Patrick, Rube and the tourists gobble down the Slabby Patty. Mr. Manward serves the plate to Carol. Just as she was about to eat it, she sees that the sandwich doesn't have any meat in it.]

Lily: [Takes a bite out of a Slappy Patty] Mmm! Delicious! Tastes just as good as mine when I make them.

Carol: Where's the meat? Dagnabit! That's it! [gets up and grabs her helmet] I'm taking my business elsewhere!

Lily: Wait miss. Allow me.

Lily spread her wings and they went to the grill and fried up a hot patty for her and they put it on her but.

Lily: There you go.

Carol: Thank you so much.

[Suddenly, a masked man, who appears to be a reenactment of Plankton, comes in and points a ray gun in Carol's face. It was the voice actor of Plankton, Mr. Douglas Lawrence.]

Mr. Charleston: You're not going anywhere, sister! Sit down! [Carol reluctantly does so] And everybody freeze! This is a robbery! [everyone raises their hands in the air; Mr. Slabs peaks out through the window] Slabs! [Mr. Slabs gasps] Show yourself!

Maria: (hears Plankton's voice) I never thought that I would hear that voice again!

Lily: Me neither.

Mr. Slabs: [comes out and hovers over the cash register, much to Mr. Manward's annoyance] You can only have me register over me cold lifeless shell!

Mr. Charleston: Nobody wants your stupid money.

Mr. Slabs: Huh?

Mr. Charleston: Hand over the Slabby Patty secret sauce recipe and nobody gets vaporized, see? [laughs as he activates the ray gun; SpongeBob, Patrick, Rube, and the tourists gasp in terror] You all have until the count of three. A-one, a-two...

Carol: [gets up from the table and karate chops Mr. Charleston to the floor] Ha! Karate chop! [Mr. Charleston groans] You're welcome!

[Mr. Slabs and Mr. Manward look at each other in amusement. Carol angrily storms out of the restaurant as Mr. Slabs laughs at Mr. Charleston's downfall.]

Patrick: Ha! She chopped him real good!

Lily: Lets see how he likes this.

Lily punched him in the face and kicked him in the mouth and knocked out most of his teeth punched him in the stomach!

Lily tied him up.

Mr. Slabs: Fear not, gentle customers. This is not a robber. [Mr. Manward sulks] This is my lame competition across the street, [removes Mr. Charleston's mask] Charleston! [laughs]

Mr. Charleston: What gave me away? My voice?

Mr. Slabs: No, your knit cap had one eye hole.

Lily: (In her head) That is definitely the human version of plankton.

Mr. Charleston: Ugh! Foiled by a hand crocheted gift! Mark my words, Slabs, maybe not today but, oh, someday, that secret sauce recipe will be mine! [laughs just before Mr. Slabs pulls him back]

Mr. Slabs: Nice try, weirdo.

Lily: Please Mr. Slabs. Allow me. [throws Mr. Charleston out into the garbage and heads back in the restaurant to resume business]

Mr. Slabs: Thank you lass.

Mr. Charleston: [groans] Where am I?

[With the crisis over, Lily carries the aquarium and prepares to leave the restaurant.]

Rube: Well, feeding time is over. Hang on, everybody!

[Rube drives the bus under Patchy's legs, who had just entered the restaurant with Potty.]

Patchy: Eh, my Potty needs to use your potty.

Mr. Manward: Sorry. No.

Patchy: Sorry, Potty, you'll have to hold it. Come on! [walks into the restaurant and Potty follows]

Potty: [squawks] Easy for you to say!

Lily kicks Mr. Charleston in the crotch.

[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick with their stomachs full from the Slabby Patty.]

SpongeBob: Ooh, that was delicious. I love surface food! [belches]

Lily: Excuse you Mr. Squarepants.

[Charlie wipes his face with a napkin.]

Patrick: You missed a spot. [licks the food off Charlie's face]

Charlie: Ugh! Thanks.

Rube: Okay, everybody, the next point of interest is coming up in just a few short minutes, so just relax and enjoy the—[SpongeBob hops onto Rube's head]

SpongeBob: Stop the bus! [Rube frantically stops the bus, knocking Patrick and the tourists off their seats] Rube, what is that?! [points to a local fish store]

Rube: Oh, that's what they call a fish prison. And one thing is for sure, you don't ever want to end up in there.

Lily: That's an aquarium shop.

[Just then, a young woman, who appears to be a reenactment of Pearl, comes by and she finds the bus. It was Lori Alan, who is the voice actress of Pearl Krabs.]

Later Lily and the bus along with the fish from the store went back to the sea.

[Meanwhile, back in Bikini Bottom, it is nighttime. Rube pulls the bus over in front SpongeBob's house.]

Horsea: We're back!

Rube: Well, that's the end of our tour, folks. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves. I sure as heck did!

[SpongeBob and Patrick exit the bus.]

SpongeBob: You were right, Rube, that was...

SpongeBob and Patrick: Amazing!

Rube: I'm just sorry we never had time to sing "Happy Birthday" to ya, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Well, how about now?

Rube: You got it, birthday boy! Let's sing "Happy Birthday," everyone! A-one and a-two...

Rube and the tourists: Happy birthday—

[Rube accidently pushes the lever and the bus drives out of sight.]

SpongeBob: Nice try! Maybe next year!

Lily: Did you have fun Mr. Squarepants?

SpongeBob: I sure did.

Patrick: It was so cool seeing your world Lily.

Maria: I'm glad you guys had fun.

Horsea: You said it.

They walked up to SpongeBob's door and opened it and it was dark.

SpongeBob: Why is it so dark?

Lily: I'll hit the lights.

Lily turned on the lights and everyone jumped out.

Everyone: SUPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: A surprise party? For me?

[Just then, a shadow looms over SpongeBob. SpongeBob screams in fright and an object falls onto him. The smoke clears and it turns out to be Patchy's birthday gift to SpongeBob. SpongeBob puts his face back on and looks at the present.]

Lily: That's a big present

SpongeBob: [reads the tag] "From your biggest fan." Hmm? I have a fan?

[SpongeBob opens the box and the present revealed to be none other than Patchy the Pirate, but just his head.]

Patchy: Ahh, surprise! [chuckles] It's Patchy the Pirate! Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Oh! [his body forms into an eye before blinking back to normal and shedding tears] Thank you, Patchy! [hugs Patchy]

[SpongeBob and Patchy burst into a heartily laughter.]

Patchy: Guess I didn't really think this head-in-a-box thing through all the way. I don't really know what to do now. [chuckles]

SpongeBob: Well, I still haven't gotten my birthday song.

Patchy: Ooh, you'll get it now! [starts singing] Ooh, who's having a birthday under the sea?

SpongeBob: Me, me, me, me!

[The song wakes everybody up and they join in the celebration.]

Patchy: With presents and cake and caller ID

SpongeBob's friends, family, and party guests: SpongeBob SquarePants

Patchy: Would you like to send him a nice birthday wish?

SpongeBob's friends, family, and party guests: Yes, we would!

[The scene changes to Bikini Atoll. It turns out that Patchy switched heads with Potty as his body lies in the sand.]

Potty: [squawks] Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

[The screen changes into the background used for the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, only it's birthday themed.]

SpongeBob's friends, family, and party guests: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants

[A montage of celebrities wishing SpongeBob a happy birthday, including several guest stars of the episode, is shown.]

David Hasselholf: Happy birthday, dude.

Kel Mitchell: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

JoJo Siwa: [shouting to the ocean] SpongeBob, happy birthday!

Tiffany Haddish: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

Thomas J. Wilson: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

Sigourney Weaver: SpongeBob, it's your birthday! Congratulations!

Heidi Klum: Happy, happy birthday, SpongeBob!

Kal Penn: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

Lana Condor: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

Jason Sudeikis: Happy birthday!

RuPaul: Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

Vernon Davis: Happy birthday, buddy!

Rob Gronkowski: Happy birthday, my friend!

Allan K. Washington, Danny Skinner, Ethan Slater, and Lilli Cooper: Happy birthday, SpongeBob! Happy birthday!

Gilbert Gottfried: Happy birthday, SpongeBob! [blows a noisemaker]

The Loud Kids and Team Loud Phoenix Storm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPONGEBOB!

[We cut back to the episode.]

SpongeBob's friends, family, and party guests: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob: Happy birthday to me! SpongeBob SquarePants!

[Everybody cheers as the song ends.]

Lily: Happy Birthday Mr. SquarePants.

SpongeBob: You and everyone made this the best birthday ever!

Maria: You're welcome SpongeBob.

Mermaid Man: This is the best party ever.

Patrick: By the way, SpongeBob, how old are you?

SpongeBob: Well, as of today, I am...

[The screen turns fuzzy just as SpongeBob was about to reveal his current age. SpongeBob plays the last notes of the song. The screen turns black and a message that reads, "Thank you, Steve Hillenburg" is shown, ending the episode. In the end, it turns out that SpongeBob got the birthday party he deserved after all.]

THE END


Another awesome Birthday Chapter done!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob SquarePants turned 20 years old on July 12th, 2019 and it was the best birthday celebration ever! Thank you Steve Hillenburg for giving us 20 Great Years of SpongeBob! You will be missed and thank you for giving us an awesome show!

See you all next time.