In the Attic, Maria and Lily were searching through some stuff.

Lily: Boy I didn't know we had all this stuff.

Maria: Me neither.

Lily then picked something up and a bottle hit her on the head.

Lily: Ow!

Lily saw the bottle and she found something in it.

Lily: There's something in this bottle.

Maria: Lets see.

Lily pulled out a map.

Lily: It's a map.

Me and Laney came up.

Me: What's going on up here girls?

Lily: I think we found a map.

Me: Lets see.

We looked at it and it was an awesome treasure map! It was the map to the treasures to the ruthless Cereal Pirate Captain Black Beak.

Me: I don't believe it! It's the map to the treasure cereals of Captain Black Beak!

Maria: Like in all those Froot Loops Commercials!?

Laney: Oh wow! Froot Loops are my favorite cereal.

Me: Mine too. Lets go find these treasures. The First treasure is at Glitter Island. Lets head out.

We were off. The first treasure of Captain Black Beak was at Glitter Island. The treasures of Captain Black Beak were located in an uncharted island archipelago in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

Laney saw Glitter Island.

Laney: There's Glitter Island guys!

Maria: It's really sparkly.

Lily: It sure is.

We landed on the island and we found the X on the map.

Me: X marks the spot.

Laney used her plant powers and dug up the treasure. We opened the treasure chest and in it was Froot Loops cereal but with golden sparkling loops.

Laney: Wow! Goldenberry Froot Loops Cereal.

Maria: It's so sparkly.

Lily: And it smells really good.

Me: Here's our first new breakfast girls.

Laney: Lets get it back to Gotham Royal York.

Me: Okay. We'll look for more treasures later after we finish this one.

Laney: Okay.

We took the treasure back.


At breakfast time we were having our new Froot Loops treasure and it was really tasty and sparkly.

Nico: (Eats the cereal) Mmm! These Goldenberry Froot Loops are delicious.

Lana: Mmm! I'll say!

Lola: You guys made an awesome find.

Luna: You sure did dudes.

Luan: It's a really sparkly find! (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?

Most of us laughed while everyone else groaned.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Lori: I haven't had Froot Loops in like forever.

Me: It's really good cereal Lori.

Lori: And you found the treasure of Black Beak like on those commercials? That's literally amazing.

Laney: It sure is.

Syd: I love those commercials.

Nicole: Me too. After we finish this, I'm coming with you guys to find the next one.

Me: Okay Nicole.

Harold: Elena, is it true that your real name was Elrena before?

Elena: Yep. But I decided to change it to Elena so it sounds like a usual girl's name.

Me: That's all right. I think Elrena and Elena are both awesome names and you can choose whatever name is comfortable.

Elena: Thanks J.D.

Suddenly there were all kinds of freak lightning strikes happening outside and the lights were overloading and flickering.

Me: Uh oh.

We looked outside and it was the freakiest thing. There was lightning striking all over the place, but there not a single cloud in the sky.

Me: Wow!

Lincoln: How is that possible!? There are no storm clouds but there's a lot of lightning.

I then sensed a Clow Card.

Me: I sense a Clow Card!

Lincoln: I can feel it!

Kero: This is definitely the work of the Thunder Card.

Me: I take it that one uses lightning.

Kero: More than that. It's an extremely dangerous card J.D. It uses lightning and electricity to strike its enemies.

Me: Lets go!

We went outside and we saw The Thunder Card! é›· It looked like a lion made entirely out of pure lightning and the amount of electricity and lightning it had was incredible!

Me: Whoa! So that's the Thunder Card.

Laney: It sure looks amazing!

Lincoln: Lets see who has stronger lightning!

Lincoln flew at it and fired a massive blast of powerful lightning at it. But his lightning was only making it madder and more powerful. It fired a massive blast of lightning at Lincoln and he absorbed it. Lincoln then grabbed it and absorbed its energy and power! It was weakened to an incredible degree.

Lincoln: Lets see if I can do a sealing. RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED!

Lincoln held out his hand and an energy card appeared and the Thunder Card was sucked into it. The Thunder Card was changed back into a Clow Card.

Me: Way to go buddy!

Lola: Great job Linky!

Leni: You totes got it Linky!

Me: Yeah.

Lincoln: Here J.D.

Me: Thanks buddy.

Lincoln handed the Thunder Card to me and I signed it.

Me: I wonder if Sakura sensed it.

We went to Sakura's room and we saw that she just woke up, but she looked sick.

Me: Sakura are you okay?

Sakura Avalon: My head feels all fuzzy.

Me: Let me see.

I felt her head and she was burning up.

Me: Wow. You are burning up.

Lana: Let me see.

Lana took her temperature.

Lana: 102.4Ëš. That's a high fever.

Me: Yeah you're sick. You have a Summer Cold. I'm afraid you'll have to stay home from school today.

Sakura Avalon: But I have a big project with everyone.

Me: I know Sakura. But I'm afraid you're in no condition to go to school.

Lily: I'm sorry you're sick Sakura.

Lola: Yeah no one likes being sick.

Laney: We'll stay back and take care of you.

Sakura Avalon: Thank you.

Me: You're welcome. I'm sorry you're sick Sakura and I've never been sick a day in my life.

Sakura Avalon: You're lucky.

Me: Luck has nothing to do with it.

Sakura Avalon: I sensed a Clow Card.

Me: It was the Thunder Card. Lincoln caught it and it was a dangerous capture.

Sakura Avalon: That was a dangerous card.

Me: It was a tough one. But Lincoln sucked out its energy and weakened it.

Sakura Avalon: You're doing really well J.D.

Me: Well lets worry about your health first.

I went to check on her brother Tory. He was still recuperating from a broken leg.

Me: How are you feeling Tory?

Tory: Good J.D. I think it's gonna be a while before I walk.

Me: Well Sakura has a nasty fever. She has a fever of 102.4 and we're gonna do everything we can to help her.

Tory: I'm sorry Sakura got sick. So was there another Clow Card?

Me: Yep. The Thunder Card. Very dangerous one.


At the Krusty Krab, Maria and Horsea was eating a pizza. It was made by Lily. Lily makes an awesome Krabby Patty Pizza.

Squilliam: Thanks so much for entrusting me with Squiddy's clarinet, Maria.

Maria: No problem. And as a bonus, you also get Squidward's Final Smash privelages, combo privelages, land breathing privelages, and negative emotion empowering privelages.

Squilliam: Thank you so much Maria.

Maria: You're welcome.

Maria and Horsea were enjoying the pizza a little at a time and Horsea was eating the pepperoni first.

Mr. Krabs: Horsea-

Horsea: I know. Me or Maria have to pay for the pizza.

Mr. Krabs: Actually, what I was gonna say is that you shouldn't just eat the pepperoni slices. You also have to eat the pizza as well.

Maria: We know Mr. Krabs but Lily did such an amazingly good job that we want to enjoy the pizza a little at a time.

Mr. Krabs: Oh. That's all right then.

Mindy (Spongebob): Thanks for letting me replace Squidward as the cashier, guys.

Maria: No problem. After how you bravely helped us during the robot crisis, it was the least we could do.

Cornelia and Megan were having a pizza too.

Cornelia: I'm so glad you and I get to spend some friendship bonding together, Megan.

Megan: Me too. (eats a pizza slice) This pizza is actually delicious!

Cornelia: Lily sure did a great job.

Megan: She sure did.

Cornelia: Doesn't Kevin like pizza?

Megan: He does. (sadly) But that was one of the causes of him, me, Buzz, and my other siblings always fighting with each other. (starts to cry) Dang it, I was such a brat towards him back then!

Cornelia: I'm sorry about that Megan. But that's one of the bad things that come with being in a huge family.

Lily: She's right Megan. In our family when it came to pizza, we didn't get seconds. With 12 kids and 13 slices of pizza there was always one slice left.

Megan: You guys and I are very similar Lily.

Later they went to the beach near Goo Lagoon.

Tori Hansen: It's so much fun going to the beach.

Michael Munroe: It sure is.

SpongeBob: A little more sand. Pat, Pat, Pat. Pat, Pat, Patrick! Check it out. An exact replica of the Krusty Krab. One sandy patty. Extra grit.

Patrick: [gulps] A bit dry and flavorless. I'll take two dozen.

They laughed.

Maria: I love building stuff in the sand.

Sydney: Me too.

Fred: Hey, everyone! The Drastic Radicals are tearing it up on Sand Mountain!

Maria: The Drastic Radicals?

Lily: Lets go see.

[Everyone ran to Sand Mountain.]

SpongeBob: Let's check it out!

Patrick: Um, could you give me a hand?

SpongeBob: Sure thing, buddy. [Patrick whistles and Patrick's body comes and places his head on his body]

[Everyone was at Sand Mountain and they had excited chatter]

Patrick: I can't see anything.

SpongeBob: Allow me.

Spongebob pulled someones hair and the people split like a curtain and they went to the front. They saw a strange sight.

[They heard engine revs and the crowd gasps]

They saw someone get shot out of a cannon while riding on a motorcycle and he grabbed the mountain top.

Johnny Krill: Yeahhh! [laughs]

He rode in a spiral twist down the mountain. Another fish riding a hang glider flew down the mountain and twisted in the opposite direction.

SpongeBob: Wow!

Maria: Wow! What a stunt!

Lily: Oh wow!

Megan: This is so much fun!

Patrick: Whoa!

SpongeBob: Whoa!

Patrick: Wow!

SpongeBob: Wow!

Patrick: Wow!

SpongeBob: Whoa!

Patrick: Whoa!

[The other fish pulls a cord and the hang glider did a bugle call]

SpongeBob: [gasps] Look out!

They dodged and got out of the way.

[Not Dead Ted laughs and grabs an old lady.]

SpongeBob: Someone help that little old lady!

Grand Maul Granny: Help yourselves, himrods!

She put on a helmet and was shredding down the mountain. Patrick rips his head off and slurps on his brain like an ice cream cone. The old lady falls into a cannon and it shot out of it and collides into the hang glider and it exploded.

KRABOOOOOMMM!

Narrator: Johnny Krill! Not Dead Ted! [Grand Maul Granny laughs] Grand Maul Granny! [explosion] Drastic... Radicals! [explosion] The Drasticals!

Maria: Wow! It's a Daredevil Sports Stunt Team!

Lily: Oh these guys are so awesome!

Patrick: Did you see that?

SpongeBob and Patrick: What was that?

British Gentleman: (British Accent) Why, those are the Dwastic Wadicals, the number one practitioners of extweme spowts. [sips tea]

SpongeBob and Patrick: Extreme what?

Lily: He says Extreme Sports.

Tori Hanson: They're Daredevil Stunt Performers

They went up to them.

Johnny Krill: Whoa! The Neptune Crusaders!

Lily: That was so awesome how you guys did all that.

Maria: And you sound just like famous actor Johnny Knoxville from the Jackass movies!

Johnny Krill: I do don't I?

Emma Gilbert: My brother Elliot watched Jackass before. He always wants to try out the stunts but me and my parents always forbade him.

Lily: Yeah those stunts were extremely dangerous. They give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Don't Try this at home". But they are so awesome!

Maria: They sure were.

Not Dead Ted: But you guys are extremely awesome!

Grand Maul Granny: But you guys take extreme to the brink.

Johnny: So you wanna be a Drastical. Let's see what you got, little dude.

Megan: Spongebob, you doing these stunts is perfect. There's only one problem.

Spongebob: What's that?

Megan: YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!

Cornelia: And not only that! You'll also give the remaining villains out there the satisfaction of us losing one of our friends outside of the battlefield!

Spongebob: This isn't about safety, Cornelia. It's about having fun and making a mark in Bikini Bottom history.

Cornelia (to Irma): Irma, don't you have anything to say about this?!

Irma (sounding mad): Yeah! (Cornelia looks smug until Irma grins excitedly) Can I join in too?

SpongeBob: No problemo. I guess you just hop up like this... [revs engines, motorcycle drives off with his hands] Hey! Come back! [SpongeBob chases after it, motorcycle goes faster] Heeeeyyy! [Runs the other way, motorcycle picks him up and he screams as he goes through sand dunes. Motorcycle stops, SpongeBob faints]

Sydney (TMNT): Guys, let's just prepare Spongebob and Patrick's funerals. They're goners.

Granny: [Chuckling, to Patrick] You're turn, fat boy!

Patrick: Hey! How'd we get up here? [Patrick is pushed off cliff, hits several rocks then falls off mountain]

Johnny: Our sports are too extreme for you dudes. Maybe we should start you two on something easier. What games do you dudes like to play?

SpongeBob: Ooh, I know. How 'bout a little something called Jump rope?

Johnny: Jumprope, eh? Demonstrate.

SpongeBob: Ready Patrick? On your mark, get set, jump rope!

Patrick: Extreme! [starts jumping] Hey, who's holding the other end?

SpongeBob: I am of course. [Pan to the right] Hi Patrick!

Patrick: D'uh. [blows harmonica, starts singing] My best friend is SpongeBob, he has a square head, I try on his clothes while he's asleep in bed.

SpongeBob: Yeah! What?

Patrick: That's weird, my face is leaking.

SpongeBob: You're face isn't leaking. You're just sweating from all the exercise.

Patrick: Exercise?! [stops] Eww, I didn't sign up for this! [faints]

SpongeBob: Extreme!

Johnny: Dude that was not extreme. Let the Drasticals show you how it's done. Grab it Granny [throws one end of jump rope, Granny bites end of rope, Ted makes a somersault and lands on rope with his tongue, jumps back into the air]

Ted: Drasticals! Whoo! Yeah! [Lands and jumps over rope to the point where he steams up]

Johnny: Kick it up a notch!

[Ted sets aflame and shoots into the air]

SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooooh.

Ted: Yeah! [plane hits him, he falls face first into ground and burns to a crisp]

Johnny: Yeah! See, extreme sports should be explosive! Boom!

SpongeBob: Explosive, huh? I know just the thing! [dips bubble wand and blows bubble. Bubble pops] Boom! [SpongeBob and Patrick make several explosion sounds] Impressed?

Drasticals: No.

Johnny: Look dudes, to be extreme you gotta go bigger. Show 'em Drasticals! [Granny climbs huge bottle of bubble soap, dips huge wand and puts it in front of a ramp] Watch this! [Rides motorcycle into bubble, speeds into town and knocks over a building. Bubble pops and he gets crushed] Extreme. [Tunnels back, hops out of the ground] Now that's how you do extreme! You understand?

SpongeBob: I think I do. Is fighting extreme?

Johnny: Fighting is totally extreme.

[Scene opens in wrestling ring.]

Matt Daniels: See? Now this is a sport!

Tori Hanson: And if you think it's painful, it's nothing compared to the amount of pain that Squidward tried to trick you two into inflicting onto each other.

SpongeBob: Don't remind us.

Patrick: I want a clean fight. I don't wanna see any trash laying around. [Rings his head instead of bell. SpongeBob tries to punch a pillow, spins to the edge, launched back into pillow which land on his head] Oohh...We give up! Fling [Waves towel and throws at SpongeBob] That was close.

Johnny: Not so fast, that's not fighting. Stand aside [Stomps SpongeBob and Patrick out of ring] I'll show you how it's done! [Slams into pillow, puts into washing machine, sets it on wash]

SpongeBob: Noo! It's dry-clean only!

[Johnny smashes machine open, punches pillow out of ring]

Pillow: Avenge me.

SpongeBob: Brutal.

Mattress: Charlie! [Jumps into ring and smashes Johnny, then does it again 6 times more]

Patrick: Even more brutal!

Johnny: Now that was extreme, dudes. You think you're starting to get it?

SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh yeah.

Johnny: So what else you got?

SpongeBob: Well there is one sport that Patrick's an expert at.

Patrick: Dumpster diving!

[Patrick pushes dumpster, climbs it, and jumps in. SpongeBob cheers. Patrick sinks in and pops out, coughing up some trash.]

Johnny: That's not extreme.

Patrick: [Spits out old toothbrush] How revolting. [Brushes teeth with it]

Johnny: Okay, that's kinda extreme. Not bad, but the Drasticals will show you how it's done. [Ted brings in a ladder with diving board and Granny on top. Ladder is set higher]

Granny: Okay artificial hip, don't fail me now. [Jumps into dumpster and chuckles. Johnny dumps her and trash into a garbage truck and crushes them with a compactor. Trash comes out a square shape and Granny pops out] Extreme!

Patrick: That is one tough elderly person.

Johnny: Dude, that was awesome! What other crazy sports do you dudes play?

SpongeBob: Well, there is a very extremely extreme sport we play if you're up to it.

[At Jellyfish Fields, SpongeBob and Patrick chase after jellyfish]

Patrick: Hey, where are the Drasticals? [They feel ground shaking] Here they come!

[Johnny catches jellyfish on motorcycle, Ted in the air, and Granny riding them like a tidal wave]

SpongeBob: Wow!

Patrick: Amazing!

Johnny: Jellyfishing, yeah...[Jellyfish flies into his mouth and stings him, Ted flies into huge jellyfish and burns, thrown into Johnny and Granny and they get caught in an explosion]

Johnny: [Covered in stings] Dudes, now we get it! These spots are way extreme!

Ted: And itchy!

British Gentleman: As you can see, extweme spowts are the direct bi-product of the most extweme spowts.

Patrick: Who is that guy?


Back at the estate, Cornelia was reading a book and Megan came in.

Megan: Can I sleep in your room tonight, Cornelia?

Cornelia: Sure. I'm so glad we got to meet people who sound like the Jackass cast.

Megan: Me too. I wonder what other people we'll meet in the future.

On a rooftop, we see 4 small figures in the shadows.

?: Cute and cuddly, boys!


DBZ NARRATOR: WHO ARE THESE MYSTERIOUS FIGURES? ARE THEY FRIENDS OR FOES AND WHAT DO THEY WANT? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF LOUD HOUSE REVAMPED.


THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete and another awesome SpongeBob Episode complete

The beginning part of the chapter is based on my favorite Froot Loops Cereals from my childhood and they were really tasty. Whenever we do a SpongeBob episode chapter we're gonna do a Froot Loops Cereal Treasure find. Johnny Knoxville guest starred in the episode Extreme Spots and he starred in the Jackass movies and those were extremely funny! The next Clow Card is the Shadow Card. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.