At the estate we were watching TV and reading books.
Gwen T.: Hey Kevin. I have something funny to show you.
Kevin Levin: What is it Gwen?
She pulled out a package of Gushers.
Me: You're gonna get a kick out of this Kevin.
Lincoln: This was really funny.
Gwen ate a Gusher and she was laughing.
Kevin Levin: (concerned) Gwen, do you need to go see Ratchet?
Gwen T.: (laughing uncontrollably) I'm fine, Kevin. Just keep watching!
Her skin on her face turned dark red, her hair fell out and her head grew rounder and a stem popped out of her head. It turned into a cherry.
Kevin Levin: Oh that is too funny! (Laughs)
Me: Told you Kevin. We had some Gushers and we wanted to see if we could have our heads turn into fruit like in those commercials we saw on TV. They were funny.
Gwen T.: Yep. I smell like Cherries. (Nose tingles) Uh oh. (Sneezes).
Gwen splattered Cherry Juice all over my face and Kevin.
Me: (Slurps) Mmm. Cherry.
Kevin Levin: That is good stuff. Is this permanent?
Me: Nope. It lasts 10 minutes.
Sakura Avalon: But that is really funny. In Japan we have similar snacks.
Kero: You got it admit though Sakura, Japan has good food and so does America.
Laney: Want a Gusher, Kero?
Kero: Sure Laney. I don't think my head is gonna turn into a fruit though. I'm magic.
Me: We'll have to find that out.
Laney handed him a gusher and he ate it.
Kero: Mmm. Green Apple flavor.
Me: We love sweet food.
Kero: Not as much as cake.
We laughed.
Gwen's head reverted back to normal and she was dizzy.
Gwen T.: (Dizzy) That was funny. But I taste like cherries.
Next it was time for movies. We were watching the Shrek movies. First was 2001's Shrek.
Shrek, a mean-spirited and highly territorial green ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp, finds his life interrupted when countless fairytale creatures are exiled there by the fairytale-hating and vertically-challenged Lord Farquaad of Duloc. Angered, he decides to ask Farquaad to exile them elsewhere. Shrek brings along a talkative Donkey, who is the only fairytale creature willing to guide him to Duloc.
Meanwhile, Farquaad's torture of the Gingerbread Man for the location of the remaining fairytale creatures is interrupted when his guards present him with a Magic Mirror. He asks the Mirror if his kingdom is the fairest of them all but is told that he is not even a king, as he is not descended from royalty. To become a king, he must marry a princess; Farquaad resolves to marry Princess Fiona, who is locked in a castle tower guarded by a dragon. Unwilling to perform the task himself, he organizes a tournament wherein the winner gets the "privilege" of rescuing Fiona for him. Shrek and Donkey arrive during the tournament, and ignorantly defeat Farquaad's knights. Farquaad proclaims them the champions, and compels them under threat of death to rescue Fiona, promising to move the fairytale creatures from Shrek's swamp if he succeeds.
Shrek and Donkey travel to the castle to find Fiona. They are attacked by Dragon, who corners Donkey. In desperation, he sweet-talks the beast, learning that it is female. Dragon falls in love with Donkey and carries him to her chambers. Meanwhile, Shrek finds Fiona, who is appaled at his lack of romanticism and surprised he had not slain Dragon. They leave after rescuing Donkey, and Fiona is thrilled to be rescued but is quickly disappointed when Shrek reveals he is an ogre. Despite her demands that Farquaad come get her in person, Shrek forcibly carries her as he ventures back to Duloc with Donkey. The three encounter Robin Hood on their way back, where it is revealed that Fiona is an expert martial artist. Shrek and Fiona find they have much in common and begin to fall in love.
When the trio is almost at Duloc, Fiona takes shelter in a windmill for the evening. Donkey hears strange noises from within and investigates, finding Fiona transformed into an ogress. Fiona reveals that she was cursed during childhood to transform every night, and that only her true love's kiss will change her to "love's true form". Meanwhile, Shrek is about to confess his feelings to Fiona, but then overhears part of their conversation and becomes upset after mistaking her comment about being an "ugly beast" as disgust toward him. At Donkey's suggestion, Fiona vows to tell Shrek about her curse, but sees that Shrek has brought Lord Farquaad to the windmill. Confused and hurt by Shrek's sudden disposition towards her, Fiona accepts Farquaad's marriage proposal and requests they be married before nightfall. The couple return to Duloc, while Shrek angrily abandons Donkey and returns to his now-vacated swamp.
Angered, Donkey arrives at the swamp and confronts a still upset Shrek. After an argument, Donkey explains that the "ugly beast" Fiona was referring to was someone else, and urges him to express his feelings for her before she is married. They travel to Duloc quickly by riding Dragon, who had escaped her confines and followed Donkey.
Shrek interrupts the wedding before Farquaad can kiss Fiona; he tells her that Farquaad is not her true love and is only marrying her to become king. The sun sets, which turns Fiona into an ogress in front of everyone, causing a surprised Shrek to understand what he overheard. Outraged, Farquaad orders Shrek executed and Fiona detained. Dragon bursts in alongside Donkey and devours Farquaad alive. Shrek and Fiona profess their love and share a kiss; Fiona's curse is lifted but she is surprised to see that she is still an ogress. They marry in the swamp and leave on their honeymoon.
Next was 2004's Shrek 2.
Newlyweds Shrek and Fiona return from their honeymoon to find they have been invited by Fiona's parents to a royal ball to celebrate their marriage. Shrek refuses to go at first, but Fiona talks him into it, and along with Donkey, they travel to the kingdom of Far Far Away. They meet Fiona's parents, King Harold and Queen Lillian, who are shocked to see both their daughter and son-in-law are ogres, with Harold particularly repulsed. At dinner, Shrek and Harold get into a heated argument over how Shrek and Fiona will raise their family, and Fiona, disgusted at Shrek and Harold's behavior, locks herself away in her room that evening. Shrek worries that he has lost his true love, particularly after finding her childhood diary and reading that she was once infatuated with Prince Charming.
Harold is reprimanded by the Fairy Godmother and her son Prince Charming by reminding him that Charming was to marry Fiona in exchange for his own happy ending. She implores him to find a way of getting rid of Shrek. Harold arranges for Shrek and Donkey to join him on a fictitious hunting trip, which is actually a trap to lure them into the hands of an assassin, Puss in Boots. Unable to defeat Shrek, Puss reveals that he was paid by Harold and offers to come along and make amends. The three sneak into the Fairy Godmother's potion factory and steal a "Happily Ever After" potion that Shrek thinks will restore Fiona's love for him.
Shrek and Donkey both drink the potion and fall into a deep sleep, awakening the next morning to discover its effects: Shrek is now a handsome man while Donkey has turned into an elegant white stallion. In order to make the change permanent, Shrek must kiss Fiona by midnight. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss return to the castle to discover that the potion has transformed Fiona back into her former human self as well. However, the Fairy Godmother, having discovered the potion's theft, intercepts Shrek and sends Charming to pose as him and win Fiona's love. At the Fairy Godmother's urging, Shrek leaves the castle, thinking that the best way to make Fiona happy is to let her go.
To ensure that Fiona falls in love with Charming, the Fairy Godmother gives Harold a love potion to put into Fiona's tea. This exchange is overheard by Shrek, Donkey, and Puss, who are arrested by the royal guards and thrown into a dungeon. While the royal ball begins, several of Shrek's friends band together to free the trio with the help of The Muffin Man's monster-sized gingerbread man, which breaks through the castle's defenses. Shrek is too late to prevent Charming from kissing Fiona, but instead of falling in love with Charming, Fiona knocks him out with a headbutt. Harold reveals that he never gave Fiona the love potion, whereupon the now-enraged Fairy Godmother attacks Shrek. In the ensuing melee, Harold sacrifices himself to save Shrek; his armor ricochets a spell cast by the Fairy Godmother which disintegrates her, and Harold is turned back into the Frog Prince, his true form. Harold gives his blessing to the marriage and apologizes for his earlier behavior, admitting his use of the Happily Ever After potion years earlier to gain Lillian's love. Lillian urges Harold that she loves him over his appearance.
As the clock strikes midnight, Fiona rejects Shrek's offer to remain humans, and they happily let the potion's effects wear off and revert to their ogre forms, while Donkey returns to his natural form as well. In the mid-credits scene, Dragon, who had previously romanced Donkey, reveals that they now have several dragon-donkey hybrid babies, much to his surprise.
Next we watched 2007's Shrek The Third.
Shrek and Princess Fiona are to succeed the dying King Harold. Shrek's attempts to serve as the Regent during the King's medical leave end in disaster. Shrek insists that an ogre as king is a bad idea and that there must be someone else to rule the kingdom. Before he dies, Harold tells Shrek of another heir: his nephew, Arthur "Artie" Pendragon. Meanwhile, Prince Charming vows to himself that he will become King of Far Far Away and avenge the death of his mother, the Fairy Godmother. Charming goes to the Poison Apple tavern and persuades fairy tale villains to fight for their "happily ever after".
Shrek, Donkey and Puss in Boots set out to retrieve Artie; as they are sailing away, Fiona reveals to Shrek that she is pregnant, much to Shrek's horror, as he believes he is not capable of raising children. The trio journey to Worcestershire Academy, an elite magical boarding school, where they discover Artie is a scrawny 16-year-old underachiever. At the school pep rally, Shrek tells Artie he will be king of Far Far Away. Artie is excited until Donkey and Puss inadvertently frighten him by discussing the responsibilities of being king. Artie tries taking control of the ship to go back to Worcestershire and as he and Shrek fight over the wheel, it breaks and the ship crashes on a remote island, where they encounter Artie's retired wizard teacher, Merlin.
Charming and other villains attack the castle, but Wolfie, Pinocchio, Gingy, the Three Little Pigs and the Blind Mice stall them long enough for Fiona and her mother Queen Lillian to escape along with Snow White, Rapunzel, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Doris the Ugly Stepsister. One of the Pigs accidentally blurts out that Shrek has gone to retrieve Arthur, and Prince Charming sends Captain Hook and his pirates to track down Shrek. The ladies are put in a tower after Rapunzel betrays them, having fallen in love with Charming.
Captain Hook and his pirates track Shrek and his friends to Merlin's island, where they attempt to capture Shrek. Shrek and Artie defeat the villains, and Hook mentions Charming and the takeover of Far Far Away. Shrek urges Artie to return to Worcestershire. Instead, Artie cons Merlin into using his magic to send them to Far Far Away. The spell causes Puss and Donkey to accidentally switch bodies. They find Pinocchio and learn that Charming plans to kill Shrek as part of a play. Charming's men arrive, but Artie tricks the knights into not taking them into custody and they break into the castle during rehearsals for the play. Caught in Charming's dressing room, the four are taken captive.
Charming prepares to kill Artie, believing he is the next king. To save Artie's life, Shrek tells Charming that Artie was a pawn to take his place as King of Far Far Away. Charming believes Shrek and allows Artie to leave. Donkey and Puss are imprisoned with Fiona and the ladies, where Fiona grows frustrated with their lack of initiative. Fiona's mother, Queen Lillian, smashes an opening in the stone wall of the prison with a headbutt. While the princesses launch a rescue mission for Shrek, Donkey and Puss free Gingy, Pinocchio, the wolf and pigs, and Dragon and Donkey's children. They encounter Artie; Puss and Donkey mollify him by explaining that Shrek lied to save Artie's life.
Charming stages a musical in front of the kingdom. Just as Charming is about to kill Shrek, Fiona, along with Puss, Donkey, the princesses, and the fairy tale characters confront the villains. They lose, and Fiona is tied up. Artie shows up and convinces the villains that just because they are being treated like losers does not mean they must be losers. The villains agree to give up their evil ways. Charming refuses to listen and lunges at Artie with his sword, but Shrek blocks the blow, so Charming attacks him instead. As Shrek pushes Charming aside, Dragon knocks over Rapunzel's tower, seemingly crushing him to death.
Artie is crowned king. While the kingdom celebrates, Merlin restores Puss and Donkey to their correct bodies. Shrek and Fiona return to the swamp, becoming the parents of ogre triplets, and coping with the help of Puss, Lillian, Donkey and Dragon.
And lastly we watched 2010's Shrek Forever After.
In a flashback, King Harold and Queen Lillian are about to sign the kingdom of Far Far Away over to Rumpelstiltskin, in exchange for lifting their daughter's curse. The deal is canceled at the last second when a knight informs the King and Queen that Princess Fiona has been rescued by Shrek. An angry Rumpelstiltskin laments his loss and wishes Shrek was never born.
In the present time, Shrek has grown steadily weary of being a family man and celebrity among the local villagers, leading him to wish for when he felt like a "real ogre" again. When he takes his family to Far Far Away to celebrate his children's first birthday, a series of mishaps further injure his ego, causing him to lose his temper and walk out in anger.
Shrek encounters Rumpelstiltskin, who seizes his chance, having observed Shrek's angry outburst. He follows Shrek and arranges for him to appear to save his life. He gives Shrek a day to live like a real ogre, in exchange for a day from his childhood that he would not remember being erased to "thank" him.
Shrek signs the contract and appears in an alternate reality where the events starting from Fiona's rescue never happened. Now feared by the villagers, he takes the opportunity to cause some lighthearted mischief until he finds "WANTED" posters for Fiona and his home deserted and desolate. He is kidnapped by witches and taken to Rumpel, now the King of Far Far Away, which has become derelict.
Rumpel reveals that he erased the day that Shrek was born. Therefore, Shrek does not exist, and consequently the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to Rumpel, making them disappear. When the day ends, Shrek will disappear as well. Shrek escapes Rumpel's castle with Donkey. Initially terrified of Shrek, Donkey decides to trust him after seeing Shrek cry over his erased history, something he had never seen an ogre do before. Donkey helps him find a hidden exit clause: the contract can be nullified by "true love's kiss".
They soon encounter an army of ogres who are resisting Rumpel, led by a still-cursed Fiona, who keeps Puss in Boots as a lazy, overweight pet. Shrek does everything he can to gain Fiona's love, but she is cynical and disillusioned about the power of true love and is too busy preparing an ambush on Rumpel. While sparring with her, Fiona begins to take a liking to Shrek but stops short of kissing him. Puss encourages him to continue pursuing Fiona.
During the ambush, the ogres are captured by the Pied Piper, though Shrek and Fiona escape with the intervention of Puss and Donkey. Shrek insists Fiona kiss him, saying it will fix everything, but it does not work because Fiona does not truly love him. When he hears that Rumpel is offering a wish to the one who brings him Shrek, Shrek turns himself in and uses the wish to free the other ogres, who storm the castle, battle the witches, and capture Rumpel.
As the sun rises, Shrek begins to fade from existence, but Fiona, having fallen in love with him, kisses Shrek just before he disappears, restoring Shrek to his world just before he lashed out at the party. Shrek embraces his friends and family with a newfound appreciation for everything he has.
When we were done with all the movies we cheered wildly.
Me: Those movies always crack me up.
Kira: They sure were funny.
Lily: Shrek is so funny. And I noticed that Donkey sounds like Mushu.
Me: That's true. Eddie Murphy did voice them both and they do know how to make people laugh their heads off.
We laughed.
Lori: They are literally funny.
Me: But what really infuriated me was Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and King Farquaad. They were the worst.
Lana: I hate that Fairy Godmother. She is a Xenophobe.
Lincoln: (To the viewers) Wow. For a 7-year-old girl, that's very impressive for her to know words like that.
Me: You got that right. And beyond a shadow of a doubt, she would support all of the things happening here in America. Let me see here.
I looked up the information of King Farquaad, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and Rumpelstiltskin.
King Farquaad.
Farquaad has banished all of the fairytale creatures from his land, forcing them to take refuge in Shrek's swamp. Back at his castle, Farquaad tortures the Gingerbread Man named Gingy into revealing the location of the other fairytale folk that he has been unable to capture or banish. Just as the Gingerbread Man is going to reveal what he knows, the captain of the guards arrives and announces that they have found the Magic Mirror. After disposing of the Gingerbread Man, Lord Farquaad asks the mirror if DuLoc is the perfect kingdom of them all. The Magic Mirror tells him that he is not truly a king as he isn't descended from royalty, but he can become one if he marries a princess.
In a parody of dating shows, the mirror introduces three different princesses for Farquaad to choose from: Cinderella, Snow White, and Princess Fiona. At his henchman Thelonious' suggestion, Farquaad chooses Princess Fiona, who is locked away in a castle tower guarded by a ferocious dragon. Despite the mirror's attempt to warn him about what happens at midnight, Lord Farquaad decides to plan a tournament to see which knight will be worthy enough to embark on a quest to retrieve Fiona.
However, Shrek, who had traveled from his swamp to DuLoc accompanied by Donkey to ask Farquaad to move the fairytale creatures off his swamp interrupts the tournament. Farquaad changes his mind and decides that whoever kills Shrek will be named champion. However, despite the knights best efforts, they are all defeated by Shrek and Donkey. Impressed by Shrek's actions, Farquaad awards the ogre with the quest he had set to his knights. Shrek remarks that he is already on a quest to get his swamp back. Farquaad makes a deal with Shrek that if he succeeds in the quest to rescue Princess Fiona, he will give the ogre his swamp back, fully restored to the way it was before the fairytale folk overran the place.
Shrek and Donkey successfully rescue Princess Fiona from the dragon and the trio journey onward to DuLoc. Shrek and Fiona start falling in love, but Shrek overhears Fiona talking about how no one could love a hideous beast and thinks she is referring to him.
The next morning, Shrek brings Lord Farquaad to Fiona, and Farquaad hands over the deed of the swamp to Shrek, telling him that it's cleared out as agreed. Farquaad immediately proposes marriage to Fiona, who agrees on the condition that they have the wedding before sunset. He takes Fiona back to his castle, while Shrek is heartbroken and returns to his swamp. However, Donkey then comes to Shrek and tells him that Fiona was not referring to him when she said that no one could love a hideous beast. So Shrek and Donkey go to crash the wedding, where Shrek admits his love for Fiona, Farquaad found it amusing and then tries to get Fiona to marry him, but then Fiona sees the sun setting and decides to reveal her spell.
Furious and disgusted over the change, Farquaad orders for Shrek to be executed, and Fiona looked back at the tower and he crowns himself king. However, Shrek then whistles for Dragoness, who destructively bursts in the window and devours Farquaad, and she belches his crown back out.
He also appear in Shrekkacular's Karaoke Swamp, where is seen in Dragoness' stomach with a match singing "Staying Alive" and is later digested sometime after or during the Shrek dance party.
Fairy Godmother.
Years before the events of Shrek 2, Princess Fiona's parents, King Harold and Queen Lillian ask the Fairy Godmother to help their cursed daughter Princess Fiona get rid of her curse. Fiona was cursed by a witch, causing her to turn into an ogre every night and return to human form at sunrise. The Fairy Godmother told them to lock her away in a dragon-guarded castle where she would be rescued by her son, Prince Charming, who was supposed to kiss Fiona and break her curse.
Years later, during the events of Shrek 2, the Fairy Godmother is first seen physically when Fiona goes to her bedroom balcony and cries, her tears supposedly calling to the Fairy Godmother. Arriving, the Fairy Godmother is blown away to learn that Fiona is still an ogre. When Shrek and Donkey enter, Fairy Godmother discovers that Shrek is Fiona's husband. To learn more, she picks up her son and goes to confront Fiona's father Harold, who reveals that Shrek had gone to the castle and freed Fiona first. The Fairy Godmother demands Harold find a way to get Shrek out of the picture and returns to her cottage.
Fairy Godmother is later seen again when Shrek, who had an fight with Fiona after Fairy Godmother left the Far Far Away castle, visits her cottage with Donkey and their new friend Puss-In-Boots, which to their surprise is actually a large factory where she manufactures spells and potions. They walk in on her while she's brewing a love potion singing her same song, which included "a drop of desire, a pinch of passion and just a hint of lust". When Fairy Godmother see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss, Shrek ask her to help him with Fiona. However, she spites him by saying that ogres don't live happily ever after. Before Shrek leaves, he steals one of her potions, the Happily Ever After potion to be specific, and causes a giant mess. After Fairy Godmother learns that Shrek stole the Happily Ever After potion, she realizes that she could use it to her advantage.
The following day, after Shrek (and Donkey) have drunken the potion and Shrek has become a handsome human, Donkey has become a horse and Fiona has become human again, Fairy Godmother and Charming go to the castle where Charming poses as a transformed Shrek while the Fairy Godmother prevents the real Shrek from finding Fiona and then makes him witness a "moment" between Charming and Fiona, making him believe she's fallen for Charming. She uses his grief to seemingly gently convince him to stop living in a fairytale, and that if he truly loves Fiona he'll let her go. The plan works but is blown when Shrek, Donkey and Puss see her, Charming, and Harold at the Poisoned Apple tavern.
When Charming complains that Fiona is not warming up to him, Harold wants to call the whole thing off, declaring that you can't force someone to fall in love. Undeterred, the Fairy Godmother gives Harold the philtre she was working on earlier and orders him to have Fiona drink some of it, saying it will make her fall in love with the first man she kisses, and to make sure it is Charming. At first, Harold refuses, but Fairy Godmother then blackmails him by reminding him that she helped him with his happily ever after and that she can take it away just as easily, making Harold give in. Then, when Charming calls her his mother, they hear Donkey shout, "Mother?!" and look outside to see him with Shrek and Puss, the three of them having heard the whole plan. Realizing the jig is up, the Fairy Godmother calls the trio "Thieves" and has them arrested and imprisoned while she and Charming attend a royal ball.
She then notices Fiona is not going for Charming (who's still under the impression he's Shrek) because of his behavior. She then declares to dedicate a song to Fiona and "Prince Shrek" and sings "Holding Out for a Hero," causing Fiona and Charming to dance. The plan almost works until Donkey, Puss, and the real Shrek arrive, having been rescued by Shrek's fairytale friends. They fight over her over the Fairy Godmother's wand. Fairy Godmother quickly orders her son to kiss Fiona, telling him she's already taken the potion, but when Charming kisses Fiona, she headbutts him, revealing Harold didn't give Fiona the philtre, after all. Charming manages to recover and then grabs his mother's wand out of Puss's paw and throws it to her. Enraged, the Fairy Godmother turns to Shrek and Fiona, exclaiming a final message directed at Shrek, "I told you ogres don't live happily ever after!" She then unleashes an energy bolt from her wand, as soon as the ray is about to hit Shrek. King Harold jumps in the way, and then the spell reflects off the armor he is wearing, and hits the Fairy Godmother. At first she seems unharmed, but as she prepares to attack again, she suddenly bursts into nothing but bubbles and sparkles, leaving only her glasses and her wand, which dims out along with her life.
Prince Charming.
Although Charming does not appear physically in the first Shrek movie, he was briefly mentioned by Shrek, in which Fiona reveals that she thought that she would be rescued by a Prince "Charming", probably told to her by her parents.
Prince Charming later makes his first appearance in Shrek 2, where he served as the secondary antagonist, being more of a comic relief, his mother the Fairy Godmother being the main antagonist.
He first appears traveling to the castle, where Princess Fiona had been imprisoned, only to discover that Shrek has already found her and married her, and that Big Bad Wolf (without any explanation how he got there in the first place) has taken to sleeping in her tower. When Charming asks Wolf where Fiona is, he tells him she's on her honeymoon. Charming, surprised, then asks whom.
Later Charming is seen with Fiona's father, King Harold, the king of a kingdom called Far Far Away and Fiona's Fairy Godmother It is revealed there that Charming is in fact the son of the Fairy Godmother, and with his mother's thorough support, he wants to marry Fiona so that he can become king and he is not happy that he, as his mother puts it, "Endured blistering winds and scorching deserts and climbed to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower only to find a gender confused wolf telling him that his princess was already married.", and Fairy Godmother demands that Harold get rid of Shrek so she can be with Charming.
Later in the movie, after Shrek, Donkey and their new friend Puss-In-Boots steal Fairy Godmother's Happily Ever After potion and trash her factory, Charming enters, notices the mess and asks what happened, and she tells him Shrek was there. Charming then demands to know where Shrek is so he can kill him with a sword. However Fairy Godmother talks him out of him, stating he'll be king. After learning Shrek took the Happily Ever After potion, they use it to their advantage, and Charming arrives at the Far Far Away castle and tricks Fiona (who was now human again) into believing that he's Shrek. Charming greets Fiona and both her parents and convinces them he's Shrek. Harold recognizes Charming for who he really is but doesn't say so.
While Charming does this, his mother makes sure the real Shrek, who had been turned into a human by the Happily Ever After potion, doesn't reach Fiona. Later Shrek, Donkey (who drank the potion and became a horse) and Puss spy on Harold, Charming and Fairy Godmother at The Poison Apple. Harold tell them that Fiona is not warming up to Charming, to which he says it's not his fault, and that he can't woo Fiona, pretending to be a "dreadful ogre." Fairy Godmother then demands that Harold give Fiona a love potion that will make her fall in love with Charming if she kisses him. Harold refuses, but Fairy Godmother warns Harold she could take away his happy ending. After Charming calls Fairy Godmother 'Mother'. Donkey shouts "Mother?", causing them to see Donkey with Shrek and Puss and realize they have been listening the whole time and having them arrested and imprisoned.
Later, Charming tried to woo Fiona, even though she was disgusted with him. Fairy Godmother sings "Holding Out for A Hero" to which Charming and Fiona dance to. Right when Charming is about to kiss Fiona, the real Shrek arrives with Donkey, Puss and their fairytale friends (who had rescued the trio). They then take away Fairy Godmother's wand. The Fairy Godmother orders Charming to kiss Fiona and he does so, and she appears to have fallen in love with him, but then she suddenly puts her two hands on his cheeks and does a Karate shout and head-butts him, knocking him out, as Harold didn't give Fiona the philtre. Prince Charming then recovers, grabs his mother's wand from Puss, and tosses it to her. Fairy Godmother catches her wand and aims it at Shrek but Harold blocks it. The ray reflects off his armor and hits the Fairy Godmother, turning into a burst of bubbles.
Afterwards, Charming is forced into dancing with Doris.
Charming later appears in Far Far Away Idol, the short film on the original Shrek 2 DVD. He sings I'm Too Sexy, but Shrek and Fiona push a remote to activate a trapdoor beneath Charming's feet.
Charming later returns in Shrek the Third, this time as the main antagonist, having a fairly major role. He is first seen in a theater, playing himself due to his name. However, despite being the hero in his own play (which appears to be a spoof on the classic fairytale, Rapunzel), the audience cheers when the "Shrek" mascot comes onstage, along with Shrek's friends, who are there watching the show. Finally (in a version of a Buster Keaton gag), a prop tower falls on Charming, but he escapes injury as the window passes around him. Charming leaves the theater upset and goes to his "dressing room" (in reality, the back alley behind the bar) and starts sobbing at his misfortune. There, Charming vows to his mother (whom he has a picture of) that he will become the king of Far Far Away and kill Shrek to avenge her death.
Later, after seeing King Harold's funeral, Prince Charming goes to The Poison Apple and organizes an army of villains - Captain Hook, Stromboli, Headless Horseman, Evil Trees and Witches - all upset that they haven't gotten their "Happily Ever After" and encourages them to help him in his plans of revenge.
While Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are in search of the heir to the kingdom, Fiona's cousin Artie, Charming and his new friends attack the castle. When Charming sees Wolf, Gingy, Pinocchio, and The Three Little Pigs, he demands to know where Shrek is. They deny knowing anything, then Charming orders them to cooperate with him, because he will be the new king of Far Far Away. Gingy states the only thing he'll be king of is King of 'Stupid'. Then Captain Hook demands Gingy tell him where Shrek has gone, and Gingy goes into a dream. Charming then asks Pinocchio about Shrek's whereabouts, knowing he can't lie. So Pinocchio told Charming a twisted up version of the truth while trying not to tell the truth but trying not to lie at the same time, something that confused everyone. One pig couldn't take it any longer and told Charming that Shrek was out bringing back the new heir. Charming then orders Hook to kill the new heir and bring Shrek back alive so he can kill him himself.
Later Charming is seen again with his new girlfriend Rapunzel who brings Fiona and her princess friends to Charming who has them imprisoned.
After Shrek, Donkey and Puss return to Far Far Away with Artie (thanks to Merlin), Charming is seen getting ready for a show where he plans to kill Shrek in front of the whole kingdom, when Shrek confronts him in the dressing room and demands to know where Fiona is. Charming then summons his soldiers to come capture Shrek, Donkey, Puss and Artie. Charming prepares to kill Arthur when Shrek tells him to spare Artie, stating that he is the one Harold wanted to be king first and Artie is just a pawn. Charming spares Artie but has Shrek restrained with chains and Donkey and Puss (who had switched bodies) imprisoned with Fiona.
Charming then begins the plan and soon places Shrek in the play, now being performed in an auditorium before the entire kingdom. After being brought on stage, Shrek begins to ruin it for Charming by insulting him, making everyone laugh. As Charming is about to kill Shrek onstage with a sword, Fiona and the others burst in, getting ready to fight the villains. However, the villains overpower the heroes when suddenly Artie arrives and convinces the villains to give up their evil ways, and they do so.
However, Charming refuses to listen, and prepares to kill Artie, when suddenly Shrek breaks free of his chains and Charming stabs him instead, but (as Shrek reveals to the others) Shrek is completely unharmed; Charming (with his bad aim) merely stuck the sword between Shrek's arm and side. Shrek then picks up Charming and Charming says "This was supposed to be MY happily ever after!" and Shrek says "I guess you need to keep looking, because I'm not giving up mine!" and then tosses him before Dragon, who tips over the stone tower with her tail, which falls on Charming right after he says "Mommy?", defeating him. The crown then goes rolling and Artie puts his foot on it.
It is debated whether or not he survived the ordeal, as some say the empty window of the stone tower landed on him in a similar style to the cardboard tower at the beginning of the film.
Rumpelstiltskin.
Rumpelstilskin become a deal maker thanks to the recommendation of Re Mida and adopted a pet goose named Fifi who Rumpel always love. Since the beginning he was known for being evil, cruel and manipulative.
Rumpel debuted in Shrek The Third as a villain that Prince Charming recruits.
Rumpel returned in Shrek Forever After, where he is the main antagonist and the owner of a giant goose named Fifi. In the opening scene of the film set during the events of the first film, he is about to get the King and Queen sign away the kingdom of Far Far Away to him to free Princess Fiona (despite their deal with Prince Charming and Fairy Godmother), but at the last minute they are informed that she has already been saved by Shrek (in accordance with his and Donkey's own deal with Lord Farquaad). Because of this, Rumpelstiltskin hates and envies Shrek and wishes he was never born.
Later, after the events of the first three films, Rumpel discovered Shrek is feeling frustrated that he is no longer feared as an ogre during his kids' birthday party. Rumpel later gives Shrek a ride in his carriage and then tricks him into signing a paper that will let him be a real ogre like he used to be for a day in exchange for one other day from his past being erased, specifically a day he doesn't remember. However, the day in question was actually the day Shrek was born, meaning he never existed and Rumpelstiltskin became the ruler of Far Far Away and terrorizes the people with an army of witches that hunt ogres. He has also enslaved some of Shrek's friends. When Shrek is brought to the castle, he demands that Rumpel explain what he has done. Rumpel makes Shrek realize that he tricked him into erasing his own existence before then revealing that when the 24 hours of the day are up, the results of the deal will become permanent and Shrek will fade into nonexistence forever. Rumpel got his witches to attack Shrek, but the ogre managed to escape the castle with Donkey, who is one of Rumpel's slaves.
Later Shrek and Donkey learn that the contract will become void and Shrek will be saved if he and Fiona kiss before it is too late and later find Fiona with an ogre resistance, Rumpel tells his witches that they must bring Shrek back soon he can't get his life back. He hires the Pied Piper to bring Shrek back to the castle with the other ogres. After Piper tells Rumpel that he failed to bring Shrek back, but captured all the other ogres, As a last resort, Rumple offers a new deal, the "Deal of a Lifetime" as he calls it to whoever turns Shrek in.
After a warrior Gingy tells Shrek about this, Shrek turns himself in to get this deal, and in return, Shrek has Rumple free all the other ogres. Rumple then has Shrek locked in a dungeon. Shrek is surprised to see Fiona locked up there too, however Rumpel explains that Fiona is a princess by day, and therefore not completely an ogre. It is revealed that Rumpel will have Shrek and Fiona fed to Dragon (whom has never met Shrek and is now a villain like in the original film), but Donkey, a fat Puss In Boots, and the ogres arrive and fight Rumpelstiltskin and his witches, Rumple tries to escape on Fifi but Shrek and Fiona, having defeated Dragon, pull her down and defeat Rumple. By this time, the 24 hours are up and Shrek is starting to disappear. Fiona (who now loves Shrek) kisses him before he vanishes completely into oblivion. Thus, Rumpelstiltskin's world falls apart and Rumple is left to float on the yellow void that torns his world apart likely to his death. However, thanks to Fiona's kiss of true love to Shrek, everything is restored to normal, including both Shrek and Rumpel, who are alive once more.
Rumple is last seen being held prisoner at the aftermath party before the credits, and Fiona kills Fifi by making her explode by singing a high note (similar to the blue bird scene in the first Shrek film). Rumpelstiltskin is also being tormented by the Pied Piper, being forced to dance in his cage.
I was appalled.
Me: Wow! These guys are all monsters!
Laney: They are not worthy of being all of the Fairy Tales we all know and love.
Lana: I know. If the ones we know saw them they would have a field day.
Me: They would. Now it's time for us to make their names right by turning these abominations into mud. Lets go to Shrek's world and destroy them.
Everyone: YEAH!
We went to the simulator.
We got ready for an awesome adventure in the Simulator. The Simulator Activated and we were in the world of Shrek!
Me: Wow! We're in Shrek's swamp.
Lincoln: In the land of Far, Far Away.
We turned and we saw a house.
Me: It's a house.
We went in.
Me: Hello?
Lana: Anyone home?
Eddy: This house looks pretty comfy. (sits on a sofa)
Astrotrain: Eddy, if the owner of the house is who I think it is, I don't think he'll appreciate you getting comfy in here.
Eddy: Relax, Astrotrain. What's the worse a little nap on this sofa could cause?
Astrotrain: Alright. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Kevin (Ed, Edd N Eddy): We'll be around the area looking for any Pokemon for Nico to catch. We'll check back with you in an hour. (he and Astrotrain leave)
Nico went and caught a Malamar and a Barbaracle.
?: Wake up!
Eddy woke up to see Shrek glaring down at him.
Eddy: Whoa! Oh, it's just you.
Shrek: You wanna tell me what you're doing in my house?
Eddy: I can explain!
Shrek: Yeah, I'm sure you can. Start talking or you're in for a smacked bottom!
Four Arms: (enters the house) Is there a problem here?
We saw Shrek.
Me: Wow! Shrek!
Shrek: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an honor to meet all of you. (Points to Eddy) Is he with you?
Me: Yes he is. It's a pleasure to meet you Shrek.
Shrek: You too J.D. I've heard so much about you all.
Nico: Thanks Shrek.
Astrotrain: We're sorry that we came here on such short notice Shrek. But we're here to kill King Farquaad, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and Rumpelstiltskin.
Shrek: I'm glad. Those monsters are making everyones lives miserable.
Lola: Looks like we got here just in time.
Nico: (to Shrek) You know, I figured out why you're like onions. You might look rough and nasty on the outside. But on the inside, you have a kind heart. The only reason you're ever mean is because of the fear and hatred some people show towards you.
Shrek: (smiles) Aww, I'm glad you think that.
Springer: A lot of our friends are victims of prejudice just like you are.
Shrek: Really?
Me: Yeah. My brother Naruto knows what that is like.
Naruto: It's true.
Most of us revealed our history. Fiona came in and so did Donkey. When we finished they were horrified.
Shrek: Wow! You all have been through a lot!
Fiona: No kidding. I'm so sorry guys.
Maria: It's all right.
Donkey: Wow. You all have been through a lot over the last three years.
Me: And then some.
Tanya: But I'm glad to have awesome friends and more.
Qin: Yep.
Kira: I'm glad too.
Me: Shrek, Fiona, how would you like to have the ability to change into your ogre forms at will?
Shrek: I would like that.
Fiona: Me too.
Me: Okay. But just so you know, it's gonna hurt a bit.
Fiona: I'm ready.
Shrek: Same here.
Me: Okay then.
I snapped my fingers and they were in a tiny bit of pain and Shrek grew black hair and his ears turned into human ears and his skin turned from green to human skin and his hands had 5 fingers each. Same with Fiona. Except she had her hair to begin with and her ears and skin reverted back and she has the her human form back.
Me: How do you guys feel?
Fiona: I feel amazing!
Shrek: This is amazing!
Donkey: Change me next! I wanna be a horse again!
Maria: (laughs) Sorry, Donkey. But you're fine the way you are.
Me: Now wait. I like Donkey as either a horse or a Donkey. So I'll give him the power to turn into a horse at will.
I snapped my fingers and Donkey turned into a horse!
Donkey: YEAH! I love being a horse!
Fiona: Well, let's go show the others at Far Far Away the new us! (takes one step and her clothes fall to the ground) Um...
Mindwipe: Maybe we should get you some fitting clothes first.
Me: Good idea.
Maria: Luckily me and Teresa came prepared.
We did so and got to work on Shrek and Fiona's outfits.
They looked like normal human clothes for them.
Fiona: Wow! Much better.
Shrek: I feel amazing. Thank you all.
Me: No problem Shrek. Time to round up the citizens and fairy tales together. We're going to show Fairy Godmother and those monsters what happens when you mess with us.
Everyone: YEAH!
We rounded everyone up and formed a powerful rebellion. We got everyone ready for the attack.
Lucy Loud: Everyone is ready big brother.
Me: Great. We attack at dawn.
At dawn the following morning we were marching towards the kingdom of Far Far Away. We had all kinds of weapons ready. As sunrise broke we saw the kingdom being invaded by Heartless!
Puss in Boots: (sees Heartless all over Far Far Away) (Spanish Accent) Oh, not this again!
Naruto: Wait. Far Far Away's been invaded before?
Puss in Boots: Si.
My dark orb detector went off.
Me: There's a dark orb here.
Lynn: Boy it's like every time we go to a world from the movies, we run into Heartless all the time.
Me: And with over 47,000 galaxies to cover, it just keeps getting challenging for us.
Varie: Yep.
Me: Lets go.
Bella: Here we go guys.
Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!
Connor, Ethan, Tommy, Trent and Kira turned into the Dino Thunder Power Rangers!
Connor: TYRANNO POWER!
Ethan: TRICERA POWER!
Kira: PTERA POWER!
Trent: DRAGO POWER!
Tommy Oliver: BRACHIO POWER!
Me: Wow! Just like on TV.
Kira: Yep.
We were walking to the castle.
We saw Fairy Godmother and her army of Heartless and we saw Prince Charming, Rumpelstiltskin and King Farquaad ready. They were 50 feet ahead of us.
Me: So we meet at last Fairy Godmother.
Fairy Godmother: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Why are you here?
Me: What else? To kill you all for persecuting Shrek and his family and all the fairy tales.
Naruto: You guys are rotting pieces of garbage!
Me: More like fucking lunatics!
Fairy Godmother: We're not the monsters. The ogre and his family is. And all of you are no better for defending them!
William: You're wrong! He might look mean but he's a nice guy deep down. He's only mean sometimes because of the prejudice people like you 4 subject him to!
Me: That's right! You 4 are nothing more than a bunch of Xenophobic Bigots that don't care about anyone other than yourselves. Now it's time for all of you to die!
Fairy Godmother: NO ONE TALKS THAT WAY TO ME! CHAAARRRGGGEEEEEE!
ME: CHAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEE!
We charged and the battle that will decide the fate of Far Far Away was on!
Battle 1: King Farquaad!
Naruto punched King Farquaad in the face and he went into 6-Paths Sage Mode and punched him in the stomach with devastating force.
Naruto: You are about to be dethroned you tyrant!
King Farquaad: No one talks that way to me! I am a king!
Naruto: Well I am the son of the 4th Hokage! I'm also the brother of J.D. and his family and a member of the most powerful force in the universe!
Lola fired a massive blast of fire and burned him. Puss in Boots slashed Farquaad's face with his sword and carved the letter P into his forehead.
Puss in Boots: To let the devil know that we sent you.
Naruto formed a baseball bat with Wood Style chakra and slammed it into his crotch and Farquaad squealed like a little girl.
SICKENING CRUNCH!
(Home Alone 3 Reference.)
Connor whacked him all over with his Tyranno Staff and bashed him all over.
Naruto kicked him in the face and he formed a Rasenshuriken made with Lava Style Chakra.
Naruto: Give my regards to King Tut, Motherfucker! Time for my Final Smash. (Echoing) SAGE ART: LAVA STYLE RASENSHURIKEN!
Naruto formed a Rasenshuriken with Lava Style chakra and threw it and it slammed into Farquaad and completely burned him all over in an instant in a massive explosion of volcanic lava.
Naruto: Merry Christmas you fucking filthy animal. And a happy new year Motherfucker.
Lola: Nice shot Naruto.
Naruto: Thanks Lola.
Connor McKnight: Time for you to die freak. Tyranno Zord!
The Tyranno Zord ate him in one bite and belched.
BELCH!
Connor McKnight: Scuse you.
Battle 2: Fifi, Rumpelstiltskin's Magical Goose.
Fifi fired golden eggs at Lana and she caught them.
Lana: You know Fifi, with Golden Eggs like these you could make anyone filthy rich.
Zoe: You got that right Lana. They are worth as much as 400 ounces of gold in gold bricks.
Lana: Wow!
The Goose fired more golden eggs and Zoe and Lana caught them. Puss in Boots came and slashed the goose.
Trent: Lets see you survive this!
Trent slashed the goose with his Drago Saber.
Zoe: You are not fit to represent the Goose that Laid the Golden Egg!
Puss In Boots: I agree senorita. Bare witness to my final smash! PUSS IN BOATS ZORRO STRIKE!
Puss In Boots did the old puppy dog eyes on the goose and then he slashed the gooses head off and Zoe fired a powerful blast of fire and cooked it.
Lana: I'll eat it.
Lana ate the goose and she belched.
BBBBUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP!
Zoe: Excuse you Lana.
Lana: Sorry.
Then Lana felt a big pain in her butt and she laid a golden egg in her dungarees. She pulled it out and was amazed and shocked.
Lana: Oh that is cool!
Luan: That's one way to Lay an Egg. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
Lana laughed at Luan's Joke.
Lana: (Laughs) That was a good one big sis!
Battle 3: Prince Charming.
I clashed my sword with Prince Charming's sword.
Me: You are nothing more than a chauvinistic son of a fucking bitch, Charming!
Prince Charming: You have no right to say that to me! Fiona is my wife!
Me: Over my dead body she will be!
We clashed our swords and sparks came flying out with each clash.
Ethan: (blocks Charming's sword with his Tricera Shield) I forgot how fun this was!
Charming: You're gonna wish you stayed in retirement, Blue Ranger!
Me: Go fuck yourself Charming!
Prince Charming: Once I'm done with you I shall rend that ogre's head from his shoulders. I will smite him where he stands. He will rue the VERY DAY HE STOLE MY KINGDOM FROM ME!
Me: Like hell you will! You brought all that on yourself!
We continued clashing and the sparks from our attacks were setting the whole land on fire. The fight was turning the entire kingdom of Far Far Away into a raging epic conflagration!
Prince Charming: I'd rather eat Zombie Poop than have Fiona be with that monster!
Me: That can be arranged you fucklips.
I slashed his sword and broke it into a million pieces.
Donkey: This is for ruining our lives! Final Smash time! FLAMING NIGHTMARE STAMPEDE!
Donkey ran fast and turned into a massive stampede of nightmare horses and they burned and trampled him all over the place in a massive roar of fire.
Me: That's one way to get dragged down to hell.
Ethan: You got that right J.D.
Donkey: That was so cool doing a Final Smash!
Me: Great job Donkey!
Donkey: Thanks J.D.
Ethan cut a building down with his Tricera Shield and it came down.
Me: TIMMM (CRASHES ONTO CHARMING) Ber.
The building killed him instantly.
Battle 4: Rumpelstiltskin.
Nico punched Rumpelstiltskin in the face with a powerful punch.
Rumpelstiltskin: Ow! You are strong for a human!
Nico: I'm more than just a human. I'm a Saiyan.
Rumpelstiltskin: What the hell is a Saiyan?
Nico: Brace yourself freak!
Nico went Super Saiyan and he grabbed him and slammed him into the ground twice and sent him skidding and he jumped and twisted and elbowed him Nico slammed him into the ground by his head and he grabbed his legs and spun him around in a deadly spin and he threw him far and Nico punched him into a rock with devastating force.
Rumpelstiltskin got up.
Nico: Try this on for size!
Nico used Beast Man's telepathic powers and he called forth an Eternian Sandworm and it growled and roared at Rumpelstiltskin and slammed him into the ground even more and then he used Tri-Klops powers and fired a powerful laser blast from his forehead and it slammed into Rumpelstiltskin and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Tommy Oliver fought him and pulverized him with his Brachio Staff and fired a massive blast of fire at him and burned him.
Fiona: This is for my family you monster! FIONA MONSTERSLAP SURPRISE!
Fiona slapped Rumpelstiltskin all over the place with devastating force and knocked him out.
Nico grabbed him and picked him up.
Nico: You need a nice long stay in the Null Void.
Four Arms: Coming at ya Nico.
Four Arms fired the Null Void gun and opened a portal into the Null Void. Nico threw him into the Null Void.
Nico: Good riddance.
Tommy Oliver: You said it Nico.
Nico: Yep.
Fiona: That was so cool Nico.
Nico: Thanks Fiona.
Battle 5: Fairy Godmother.
Bella faced the Fairy Godmother.
Bella: You will never terrorize the world of Far Far Away again Fairy Godmother!
Bella activated her Ultimate Bella form!
Bella: NRG!
Bella fired a powerful blast of Nuclear Radiation and it hit Fairy Godmother and burned her.
Tanya: Wow! That was so cool Bella!
Bella: Thanks. That was the power of a Prypiatosian-B. They are nuclear energy creatures from the Andromeda Galaxy.
Tanya: Deadly. Lets use crystals on her.
Bella: You got it Tanya! (Activate's Diamondhead's powers) DIAMONDHEAD!
Tanya and Bella grew massive clusters of green and blue crystals in seconds and they pinned down the Fairy Godmother.
Tanya flew and grabbed her magic wand.
Tanya: You know I could use this for myself.
Bella: Just be careful with that Tanya.
Tanya: I know.
Kira: Watch this guys.
Kira pulled out her Ptera Daggers and slashed off her wings and cut her face.
Bella: Try this on for size! GRAVATTACK!
Bella used the power of a Gallileon and she lifted up a bunch of castle blocks and slammed them into Fairy Godmother with devastating force.
Me: Wow! Now lets finish this monster with some team work!
Four Arms: You got it! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his right first arm and it enhanced his strength 100-fold.
Springer: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his laser wind tunnel blaster and helicopter blade light sabers 100-fold.
Four Arms and Springer: SUPERSLAM WIND CYCLONE!
Four Arms slammed the ground with his enhanced strength and Springer fired a massive blast of wind and they formed into a tornado and blew the Fairy Godmother around.
Astrotrain: This is gonna be awesome! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his ionic displacer rifle 1000-fold.
Mindwipe: Lets see how you like a hypnotic glare! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his paralysis liquid 100-fold.
Astrotrain and Mindwipe: ION DISINTEGRATOR DISSOLVER!
Mindwipe fired his paralysis liquid and Astrotrain fired a massive ion blast and they combined and burned off her arms.
Me: Now to finish you for good Fairy Godmother!
Shrek: You got it J.D.! SUPER FART FLAMETHROWER!
Shrek fired a massive fart and it ignited into a massive firestorm and incinerated her. But she wasn't beaten yet.
Ethan used his Tricera shield to cut a building down and it crashed onto her.
KRACRASH!
Me: That must've hurt!
Nico: No kidding!
Fairy Godmother arose from the rubble and she was enraged.
Fairy Godmother: You all will die!
Fairy Godmother fired a blast of magic and Kira used her Ptera Grips to deflect the blast back and it hit the Fairy Godmother and obliterated her. All that was left of her was her clothes, and her crown.
Me: Wow. Hit by her own attack.
Nico: The most humiliating form of defeat is being killed by your own attack.
We killed all the Heartless and got a massive power boost as a result.
Me: That's that.
Everyone cheered in victory.
But then the spirits of Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and Farquaad appeared.
Farquaad: You will pay for this Ogre!
Shrek: (to the spirits of Charming, Godmother, and Farquard) After you three are sealed, I hope I never have nightmares about you three as zombies!
Natilee: Remind me to look into those dreams sometime.
Nico: Farquaad, Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming, you three have failed this kingdom and this world!
Nicole: And the Book of Vile Darkness is for Farquaad and Prince Charming. Fairy Godmother is reserved for a much better place! (Chants an incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLEN LIRUS-NOR!
Farquaad and Prince Charming went into the Book of Vile Darkness and Fairy Godmother was sucked into the portal that lead into the River of Fire!
Fairy Godmother: DAMN YOU ALL!
Fairy Godmother was gone for good.
Me: That's it for them. It's over.
We cheered in victory.
Shrek: Thank you all so much J.D.
Me: Think nothing of it Shrek. You were awesome though.
Shrek: Same to all of you.
Me: If you ever need us, we will always be there to answer your call.
Laney: And I found the source of the Heartless.
Laney had a Dark Orb the size of a basketball in her hands.
Me: There's the dark orb. Great Job Laney.
Laney: Thanks J.D.
I crushed the Dark Orb and we got an incredible power boost.
Shrek: Wow! That was intense!
Me: That's what happens when we get stronger from Negative Energy.
Lori: Yep.
Shrek: (To the Viewers) All fairy tales will be safe as long as Team Loud Phoenix Storm is protecting all of us.
Me: They sure will be safe.
We added the world of Shrek to the orbit of the Realm of Departure.
In the middle of the city the following morning, I was in a tug of war competition against the Power Card. 力 Power's visible form is a tiny, pink, little elfin girl in a sleeveless, pink dress with baggy pants. She has pink hair tied in two high buns in the back with long ribbons ending in ball ornaments, red eyes, two large, studded bracelets on her wrists, a red choker on her neck, a yellow gem on her dress, three pink gems on her forehead and pink, ball earrings. She may look harmless on the outside, but she's a strong and devastating powerhouse with the strength of 10,000 men. She chased after me and left a huge number of huge potholes in the street just by jumping. Power Card also likes to show off and likes challenges.
Me: Lets see what you got Power.
The contest began and I was pulling hard and Power's strength was incredible. It was like I was pulling on a tug of war with an entire army as big as a whole planet!
Me: (GRUNTS IN EFFORT!) (STRAINING)
Power was really strong!
Sakura Avalon: You can do it J.D.!
Me: It's like I'm competing against an entire army!
But then I summoned every ounce of my strength and pulled hard and I yanked the rope out of Power's hands!
Sakura Avalon: J.D.! You did it!
Me: I sure did! Now then. RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED!
I held out my hand and an energy card formed and sucked in the Power Card. It was a Clow Card again.
Me: Yes.
Kero: Well done J.D.!
Me: Thanks Kero. Power is definitely another worthy adversary like the Fight Card.
Kero: The Power Card is also the sister card to the Fight Card.
Me: Wow. It took every ounce of my strength without transforming to win.
Sakura Avalon: You are a strong man J.D. But when I faced the Power Card it was in Tug of War and I had to have an elephant from the Zoo help me.
Me: Wow. Deja Vu huh?
Sakura Avalon: Yep.
We later went to the store and got some cake for Kero and went back home.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete and another series of villains destroyed.
Shrek was one of the funniest and most popular franchises ever known. Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas and a bunch of awesome stars were in that movie series and they all did an awesome job over the course of 9 years. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. The next card is the Snow Card. Get ready for an early cold spell. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time
