Sometimes, when you die, you go to heaven, other times, you go to hell. If you're particularly (un)lucky, some immensely powerful being decides to take your soul, mutilate it, and throw it somewhere else in the cosmos, for its own inscrutable amusement. If you're REALLY unlucky, you end up with a desk job. After all, happy endings don't make themselves. Co-authored with Angry Santo
Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/23/2022