In the middle of the city we were over at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Apu: (India Accent) Hello, J.D. and friends. Welcome to the Kwik E Mart!

Me: Hello Apu. How are you liking Gotham Royal York and not a dump like Springfield?

Apu: It's wonderful. Me and Manjula and our 8 children are really happy now.

Sideshow Bob: It's good to be here again and not get arrested.

Apu: Thank you Bob.

Maria: Horsea, do you want anything at the Kwik E Mart?

Horsea: Some ice cream if they have it.

Qin: What happened to Springfield? Is it Springfield, Illinois?

Me: No. It's Springfield, Oregon. That town was the worst ever. It was a total dump and the crime rate was off the charts. It was essentially a one horse town. They didn't call it "The Meanest Town in America" for nothing. They also called it "The Armpit of America's Buttcrack."

Qin: (Laughs) That is so funny!

Me: It was humorous yes.

I went over the history of Springfield and it's locations and citizens.


Springfield was founded in 1796 by a group led by Jebediah Springfield (in reality a cover identity for notorious pirate Hans Sprungfeld) who, after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible, left Maryland (which may be a small clue as to depict Springfield's location; not in Maryland) trying to find "New Sodom." After he refused to found a town where men were free to marry their cousins, half of the group left. The dissenters founded the nearby town of Shelbyville, after fellow pioneer Shelbyville Manhattan, and the two cities remain rivals after centuries. Springfield reached its pinnacle in the mid-20th century, when it became the home of the world's first Aquacar factory; one half of the U.S. was said to wear Springfield galoshes and Springfield's streets were basically paved with gold. The town's prosperity faded; a Time cover story on Springfield was titled "America's Worst City", and Newsweek called the town "America's Crud Bucket".

Springfield's geography is varied, including forests, meadows, mountain ranges, a desert, a gorge, a glacier, beaches, badlands, canyons, swamps, a harbor, waterholes, and waterways; a very varied city indeed. Major named geographical features include Springfield Gorge, Springfield National Forest, the volcanic Mt. Springfield, the West Springfield Desert ("three times the size of Texas!"), the Springfield Badlands (also known as the Alkali Flats), the gigantic Murderhorn Mountain, Springfield Glacier, Mt. Useful National Park, Springfield Mesa, Springfield Monument Park, and Springfield National Park.

The town's climate is usually dry and sunny, with a bright blue sky. However, it has been subject to many natural disasters, including heat waves, blizzards, avalanches, earthquakes, acid rain, floods, hurricanes, lightning strikes, tornadoes, and volcanic eruptions.

Springfield's environment is unusually polluted. Overflowing garbage forced the whole town – both population and structures — to move five miles (8 km) away from the massive dump that the old town of Springfield had become. Springfield is also, unfortunately, home to the state's largest self-sustaining tire fire, which has been burning continuously for many decades. Lake Springfield's pollution almost led to the town's destruction by an Environmental Protection Agency bomb, and pollution from the nuclear power plant has mutated the fish in the river, with the Nuclear Power Plant's mascot being Blinky, with three eyes. Its atmosphere is so polluted that it reduced a comet to a tiny rock the size of a chihuahua's head.

In politics, the mayor of Springfield is Joe Quimby, while the town's representative in Congress is Herschel "Krusty the Clown" Krustofsky (R) of the 24th congressional district. In "Sideshow Bob Roberts", Sideshow Bob (R) ran for Mayor of Springfield and defeated Mayor Quimby, but was later discovered to have committed pure electoral fraud. Previous representatives include Horace Wilcox, who died of a heart attack while in office, and Bob Arnold, who is forced to resign after Lisa exposes his corruption. Mary Bailey (D) is the governor of Springfield's state. Political corruption and police bribery are common in this corrupt, pathetic town. The town is infamous for its corruption. Mayor Quimby: a sleazy, womanizing politician is known for his stupidity. During the MENSA tenure, Mayor Quimby is confronted by Lisa Simpson after a group of drunks steal their Gazebo for a Shakespeare play. Thinking he is exposed for his corruption, he flees for a while and the MENSA chapter runs Springfield. Other corrupt parties include the Police Force (Specifically Chief Wiggum)

Religious houses of worship include Congregation Beth Springfield, the First Church of Springfield, First AME Church, the Cathedral of the Downtown, and a Buddhist vihara.

KBBL Broadcasting Inc. is the major media outlet, owning at least three radio stations and one television station. Channel 6 of KBBL, the most watched channel by far, airs The Krusty the Clown Show and Kent Brockman's nightly news broadcast. The Springfield Shopper is a town newspaper, although it mainly prints tabloid-like newspapers and thus, in the episode "Three Gays of the Condo", it is stated that the headlines are "all a joke" and that most other people read the New York Times. However, the New York Times has never been mentioned since.

The town is divided into many neighborhoods, including Rats Nest, Bum Town, Chinatown, Crackton, East Springfield, Greek Town, Russian Town, Junkyville, Little Bangkok, Little Ethiopia, Little Italy, Little Newark, Little Stockholm, Little Seattle, Little Ukraine, Ethnictown, the Jewish Lower East Side, Kelly Terrace, Pressboard Estates, Recluse Ranch Estates, Skid Row, Springfield Harbor, Springfield Heights, Hyperion Drive, Springshire, Tibet Town, Waverly Hills, the borough of Sprooklyn, the Lincoln Park Village Housing Project, the Flammable District, a gay district and a fast-food district.

Springfield boasts an opera house, an outdoor amphitheater, an arboretum, and a vibrant jazz scene, and was previously regarded as the entertainment capital of its state.

For transportation, Springfield has an international airport, is served by a railroad, and has both an abandoned subway system, a public transit system, and an unsuccessful monorail line, as well as an escalator to nowhere.

The town is home to the Springfield Isotopes, an AA minor league baseball team which plays its home games at Duff Stadium; the Springfield Atoms football team at Springfield Stadium; the NBA's Springfield Excitement (formerly the Austin Celtics); and the Springfield Ice-O-Topes hockey team at the Springfield Arena.

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is a nuclear power plant in Springfield owned by Charles Montgomery Burns. Opened in 1974, the plant is the key supplier of the city of Springfield's energy supply, and the carelessness of Mr. Burns and the plant's employees (like Homer, who is employed at Sector 7G) often endangers the residents and natural environment of Springfield. At the core of the plant are two Fissionator 1952 Slow-Fission Reactors, operating in spite of more than 342 safety violations with an estimated repair bill to bring the plant up to code being in excess of $56 million. Among the more alarming safety violations are emergency exits that are just painted on the wall, cracks in the cooling towers held together by tape, massive amounts of poorly stored toxic waste and dangerously unqualified personnel (mainly Simpson), some of which are not even human, such as a chicken that briefly substituted for Homer, and a duck that was used to pull a cart of toxic waste around. A running gag in earlier seasons was the poor security of the plant, with the outside security booth often going unmanned, but this has changed in recent episodes, with the entrance to the plant being heavily guarded. The plant has come close to a meltdown several times and has blown up at least once.

There is a crow or raven that lives near the Power Plant that caws whenever an establishing shot of the Power Plant is on screen. Mutated fish with more than two eyes have been seen in the lake behind the power plant, which has a large pipe pumping nuclear waste into it. According to Mr. Burns, the plant is endowed with flippered mutants. In the Season 25 episode "Homerland", he comments that the air conditioning system has never worked properly.

In one episode, Mr. Burns mentions that he owns the electric company as part of his power monopoly.

The design and folly of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is often rumored to be based on the troubled Trojan Nuclear Power Plant (closed in 1993 due to defects) near Matt Groening's home town of Portland, Oregon, or the Hanford Site in southeastern Washington. However, Antonia Coffman, Groening's publicist, has said that the Springfield plant's design is generic and that "the Springfield Nuclear Power plant was not based on the Trojan Plant or any other power plant in the country."

Waylon Smithers is Burns' executive assistant and lackey, as Burns calls him. Among the plant's employees are Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, and Carl Carlson. The plant offers yearly visits from the Springfield Elementary School.

Kwik-E-Mart

Kwik-E-Mart is a convenience store located in Springfield and run by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. The Kwik-E-Mart first appeared in the first-season episode "The Telltale Head" (although mentioned in "Bart the General" as the "Quick-e-Mart"). In "Stark Raving Dad", a street sign reading "Highland" is seen outside one of the front windows, in the same blue color as is used for signs for Highland Avenue in Los Angeles. Likewise, three buildings are visible that are similar to some of those that might be seen on that street: two low buildings with bars over the windows, and a third, also with barred windows, which has a mission-style roof and a sign reading "Smog Center."

The episode "Homer and Apu" suggests that Apu is an employee of the Kwik-E-Mart and after losing his job there had to travel to India, where the Kwik-E-Mart head office is located, in the Himalayas. However, Apu mentions at a bachelor auction that he runs his own business in "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons".

In addition to the sale of food, alcoholic beverages, cigarettes, and other items offered at a typical convenience store, gasoline pumps have been shown in front on two occasions. The Springfield Shopper also sells well there and it is where Principal Seymour Skinner purchases his tabloids. In the episode "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song", Apu has just installed 16 new gas pumps to compete with rival convenience store, the Gas 'N Gulp. However, they, along with the Kwik-E-Mart, are destroyed due to Bart accidentally interrupting a live mortar exercise at Fort Springfield when visiting the re-enlisted Skinner, forcing the soldiers to redirect the mortar fire into the town, destroying the store and pumps off screen. The episode "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" also shows the pumps where Apu refuses to go out and serve a customer on the forecourt.

In July 2007, convenience store chain 7-Eleven converted 11 of its stores in the United States and one in Canada into Kwik-E-Marts to promote the release of The Simpsons Movie. The locations of the renovated Kwik-E-Marts were: Bladensburg, Maryland/Washington, D.C.; Burbank, California; Chicago; Dallas; Denver; Henderson/Las Vegas; Los Angeles; Mountain View/San Francisco; New York City; Orlando/Lake Buena Vista, Florida; Seattle; and Vancouver/Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada. These 12 locations, as well as the majority of other North American 7-Elevens, sold products found in The Simpsons, such as "Buzz Cola", "Krusty-O's", "Squishees", pink frosted "Sprinklicious doughnuts", and other Simpsons-themed merchandise. The Squishees were Slurpees that are sold in special collector cups and the Krusty-O's were made by Malt-O-Meal. The promotion resulted in a 30% increase in profits for the changed 7-Eleven stores. This can be seen during the opening of The Simpsons Movie.

The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop

The Android's Dungeon is a comic book store owned by Jeff Albertson a.k.a. the well known Comic Book Guy. The comic book store and its owner first appeared in the episode "Three Men and a Comic Book", when Bart sees a copy of the first issue of the Radioactive Man comic on sale for $100.

In the episode titled "Worst Episode Ever" (which is a remark often used by Comic Book Guy), Bart and Milhouse are given the job of running the comic book store after Comic Book Guy suffers from a stress-induced heart attack and is instructed to try and gain a social life. During their brief tenure at the store, Bart and Milhouse discover a secret room filled with bootleg videotapes of various extremely rare or illegal subjects, such as a taping of Mr. Rogers on a drunken bender and several interrogation tapes from the Springfield Police. These tapes are later confiscated during a police raid on the store. It was damaged in The Simpsons Movie, like most of the rest of the town, with Comic Book Guy living out of the ruins, considering that all-in-all, his life collecting comics had been "well spent".

Comics sold there are well-loved by Bart and Milhouse's Radioactive Man, Manboy, Radiation Dude, Batboy, Mr. Hop, Batchick, Mr. Smarty Pants, Birdguy, Nick, Cat Girl, Power Person, Dog Kid, Iguana Girl, Snake Kid, Lava Lady, Star Dog, The Human Bee, Mister Amazing and Tree Man, as well as real-life comics such as The Amazing Spider-Man and Fantastic Four.

Barney's Bowl-A-Rama

Barney's Bowl-A-Rama is the bowling alley in Springfield. It is owned by Barney Gumble's Uncle Al. The very first known appearance is the episode "Life on the Fast Lane" where Homer forgets Marge's birthday and after rushing out to purchase a gift, he ends up buying a bowling ball. Marge is insulted at the fact her gift from Homer was something obviously intended for his own personal use given the fact the ball had Homer's name engraved on it. Marge decides she will keep the gift for her own use and goes bowling for the first time. This is seen destroyed in The Simpsons Movie.

In the episode "And Maggie Makes Three", Homer tells the family the story of Maggie's birth. In this story, Homer explains how he quit his job at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to work at the Bowl-A-Rama, which was Homer's dream job. This episode reveals where the bowling pins go after they are knocked over; the pins are shown ending up in a heap and new pins are manufactured instantly by a Rube Goldberg device to replace those knocked over, in a massively wasteful process that only produces one pin out of a single tree.

The Bowl-A-Rama is used in the episode "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" as a way of smuggling beer into Moe's Tavern. In this episode, alcohol is banned in Springfield and Homer begins bootlegging beer he uncovered from the city dump. The beer is poured into bowling balls and Homer then bowls the ball into the gutter at the Bowl-A-Rama; the ball then falls into a pipe leading to Moe's Tavern where Moe charges an outrageous price.

"Hurricane Neddy" has the bowling alley briefly relocate to a precarious teetering position on top of a nearby train tunnel after a hurricane blows through Springfield and tears the alley off its foundation.

There are seven known bowling teams, from The Pin Pals (Homer, Moe, Apu, and Otto/Mr. Burns), to the Holy Rollers (the Flanders, and Reverend Lovejoy and his wife).

Costington's

Costington's is a high-end department store located in Downtown Springfield. Costington's is a parody of Macy's, an American department store. Their slogan is "Over A Century Without A Slogan". Costington's sponsors the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade (an identical move to Macy's) and holds a "Love Day" celebration. Owned by Mr. Costington, the store has employed many Springfieldians, including Homer (as their parade Santa and as a mattress salesman), Gil and The Yes Guy. Lenny and Carl once crashed into Costington's, which sparked a city riot. It was first seen in the episode "Trash of The Titans".

KBBL Broadcasting

KBBL Broadcasting is a media company which runs all KBBL TV and radio stations, which is used to parody the media. Its most notable television personalities are news anchor Kent Brockman, children's entertainer veteran Krusty The Clown and Hispanic comedian Bumblebee Man. Their radio channel hosts are DJ's Bill and Marty.

The station jingle is "No sports, no rock, no information! For mindless chatter, we're your station!"

King Toot's

King Toot's is a music store located next door to Moe's Tavern. The store sells musical instruments and is the place where Lisa's saxophone was purchased. The most notable appearance of King Toot's Music Store was in "Lisa's Pony" where Lisa asks Homer to pick up a new reed for her saxophone for her recital. Homer heads to the store after work and realizes Moe's is next door; since the store wasn't to close for 5 minutes, Homer decides to have a quick beer first. Homer finishes his beer with 15 seconds to spare only to find the store owner has closed early. Homer goes back to Moe's fortunately to find the owner of the store and after much convincing from Homer and Moe the owner opens up to sell Homer a reed. Unfortunately, Homer is too late for Lisa's recital. Another appearance was in "Lisa's Sax" where after Lisa's saxophone was run over by a truck, as a result of a fight between Bart and Lisa, Homer tells the story of how Lisa first got her sax. King Toot's is seen briefly during the opening of The Simpsons Movie and later while the dome is being put over Springfield. In "Covercraft" King Toot is revealed to be a sleazy, overweight middle-aged man with a mustache who torments Moe by dumping all of his junk into Moe's alley dumpster without paying him, and ends up having a huge fight with Moe that ends with them both getting arrested and the music store being closed for repairs.

The Leftorium

The Leftorium was a store in the Springfield Mall that specialized in products for left-handed people. The store was owned by Ned Flanders, who first started The Leftorium in the season 3 episode "When Flanders Failed".[45] At first, business at the store was going very poorly. Irritated with Flanders, Homer wished that the store would go out of business after Homer received the larger half of a wishbone. Homer got his wish and the Flanders family were forced to sell many of their possessions, much of which Homer purchased at a meager price of $75. The bank repossessed the Flanders' home and the Leftorium was to be the next asset repossessed. Homer then regretted making this wish and the fact that he never told any of his friends who were in need of left-handed items about the Leftorium. As a result, he managed to get everyone he knew in town to shop at Ned's store, saving it from closure.

The Leftorium continued to thrive over the following years. However, Flanders mentioned in several episodes that the store does not do that well, such as in the season 10 episode "Thirty Minutes over Tokyo", where Ned mentions that he purchased most of his possessions cheaply, and that the business moved way downhill since "Leftopolis" moved in next door to it. In the episode "Home Away from Homer", Ned mentions that a recently opened, left-hand megastore, called "Left-Mart" (a parody of Wal-Mart) is threatening his business. The season 25 episode "White Christmas Blues" reveals that competition from the Southpaw Superstore forced Flanders to downsize the business to a mall cart, the "Leftorium Express", which he splits with a cosmetic saleswoman. In the season 29 episode "Left Behind", the Leftorium closes for good, leaving Flanders unemployed until he finds a new job as Bart Simpson's new teacher, substituting the void left by his deceased second wife Edna Krabappel.

The writers had wanted to have Flanders own a failing business and the idea for the store was suggested by George Meyer. He got the idea from a friend whose family had owned a left-handed specialty store which had failed.

Matt Groening himself is left-handed, and once remarked that 1 in 3 Springfieldians were left-handed.

Noiseland Video Arcade

Noiseland Video Arcade is the video arcade in downtown Springfield, a popular place for the youth. Arcade games include Escape from Grandma's House (versions I-III), Kevin Costner's Water World and Larry the Looter. The video arcade has had several appearances in The Simpsons, although mostly in the earlier seasons. The earliest known appearance was in "Moaning Lisa" where Bart challenges Homer to a boxing game on their home TV game system. As Bart is continuously undefeated, Homer decides to fight back by going to the video arcade to learn from the young children how to win in the same boxing game. Homer almost beats Bart but Marge switches off the game at the crucial moment. It was seen destroyed briefly in The Simpsons Movie.

Sprawl-Mart

Sprawl-Mart is a big department store in Springfield and a parody of Wal-Mart. It is first seen in "The Fat and the Furriest". While the entire Simpson family has shopped there, and Homer and Abe worked there, it is a terrible place to work, perhaps worse than the Power Plant, with low pay, 24 hours a day shifts, no bathroom breaks, and fake passports given to American citizens to get arrested, if ever caught escaping. They also implant microchips in the workers during the company physicals that give them electroshocks if they try to leave. Even though most of the workers have already managed to remove their chips, they stay anyway, since they use the lack of management during nightshifts to steal from the store.

Springfield Mall

The Springfield Mall is a shopping mall in Springfield. It features stores such as Happy Market, Cost-Mo, and smaller stores such as Girdles N' Such, Eye Caramba, The Ear Piercery, Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlor, Love Your Computer, Gum4Less, Popular Books, The Leftorium, Nick's Bowling Shop, Stoner's Pot Palace, Bookacchino's, Moe's Express (a mini version of Moe's Tavern), a Mapple Store (a parody of the Apple Store), numerous Starbucks coffee shops, several Krusty Burgers, and many others

Try-N-Save

In the episode "Marge Be Not Proud", Bart is caught shoplifting in a Try-N-Save. Despite being told by Try-N-Save security Don Brodka to never return to the store because of shoplifting, Bart is forced to go back with his family for a photo portrait session. Seen by security again, Bart's crime is revealed, and his relationship with Marge is threatened. The store also appears in the "Kamp Krusty" episode. In "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly", the Try-N-Save brand comes up when Seymour Skinner leads Superintendent Chalmers to believe that his shoes are genuine Hush Puppies when they are Try-N-Save Shush Mutts.

Jake's Unisex Hairplace

Jake's Unisex Hairplace is a salon/barber in Springfield. As the name implies, it serves both men and women. In the Simpsons app, it is called Jake's Unisex Hair Palace. It is one of the oldest location shown in the series, as it originally appeared in the Tracy Ullman short "Bart's Haircut" (where it was called Snipper Cuts). It is owned and operated by Jake the Barber.

Mapple Store

Season 20 Episode 7 "MyPods and Boomsticks" A spoof of an Apple store, where Lisa almost bought a MyPod.

Shøp

An IKEA parody, Shøp sells assorted furniture with unique and unusual designs. Their mascot appears to be an anthropomorphic hex key named Allen Wrench, but rather than being a costume is in fact an alien being who needs tungsten to live. Cutlery in the canteen is self-made from Lego, allowing Homer to create a multi-pronged fork.

Coolsville Comics and Toys

Coolsville only appeared once, on the Season 19 episode 7 episode of "Husbands and Knives". Milo owns the store, which is right across the street from The Android's Dungeon. Unlike Comic Book Guy, Milo treats the kids like royalty and lets them read comics at leisure, rather than hoarding them until the time is ripe. He also started an autograph signing with three famous writers. Comic Book Guy goes out of business in the episode, but somehow jumps back in the next.

Herman's Military Antiques

Formerly Pet Shop, Herman's sells all sorts of war memorabilia, from muskets to a Confederate flag.

I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm!

Also known as "Lionel Hutz also Expert Shoe Repair" or "The Law Offices of Lionel Hutz", it is located near the Springfield mall. It is a law firm visited by the Simpsons on multiple occasions, including when Bart was hit by a car. Hutz usually has an incentive for visiting, such as smoking monkeys. His number is 5-LAWW, or 5-5299.

Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor

The ice cream parlor actually owns several locations, but most of them are in the Springfield Mall. They serve, indeed, 5600 flavors, with their premier item being "The Ark", a gigantic sundae featuring all the store's flavors, 26 sauces, toppings and nuts. In "You Kent Always Say What You Want", Homer purchased the 1,000,000th ice-cream cone (though briefly lost the prize because he could not decide between a cup or a cone), and won a special interview with Kent Brockman.

Hairy Shearers

A barbershop; pun on the name of the actor Harry Shearer. It is frequented by Marge Simpson whose massive hairdo requires significant effort to maintain. In "Hungry, Hungry Homer", they refused to honor her coupon for discount hair streaks, as their thin profit margins would ruin them, but Homer (in an unusual exhibition of helpfulness) assisted the owner with finding ways of decreasing their spending, and they honored the coupon in return. The shop reappears in "The Blue and The Gray", where it is revealed that Marge's hair has been grey for decades, but the industrial-strength coloring they use keeps wiping out her memory.

1987 Calendars!

1987 Calendars! is a calendar store in the Springfield Mall that sells calendars from 1987.

The Gilded Truffle

The Gilded Truffle is an elegant, upscale restaurant in Springfield. The restaurant once employed Groundskeeper Willie until he quit and returned to his old job at Springfield Elementary. The restaurant serves French cuisine. It first appeared in the episode "Bart The Lover". The store is "worldwide-famous" for their truffles.

Moe's Tavern

Moe's Bar in Concepcion, Chile, closely based on images from The Simpsons.

Moe's Tavern (called Moe's Bar in The Simpsons Movie) is a local bar in Springfield frequented by Homer Simpson, Carl Carlson, Lenny Leonard and Barney Gumble. The tavern is named after and run by Moe Szyslak. Moe's Tavern first appeared in the episode "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire". In the first season of The Simpsons, the entrance appeared to be a saloon door. The bar sells mostly Duff Beer although other beverages are served. In the episode "Flaming Moe's", Moe's beer payments were delinquent so his beer distributor stopped delivering to him. When Homer shows Moe a drink he developed called the Flaming Homer, Moe sells it as his own, calling it the Flaming Moe. The drink becomes extremely popular until Homer reveals its secret ingredient, allowing other businesses to create a similar product. The drink's popularity wanes significantly. A recurring gag is the dirty and dilapidated state of the bar. In "Mommie Beerest", it is revealed that Moe was long able to avoid several enormous health code violations (among other things, the corkscrew has a severed human ear on it, and there's a toilet on the roof) due to being friends with the health inspector. Another episode reveals that the bar's liquor license is expired, is only valid in Rhode Island and is just signed by Moe himself. The bar is also infested with rats, a large number of whom moved to the bar after the destruction of a derelict factory as seen in "Homer's Enemy". The tavern had to be briefly shut down as shown in "Who Shot Mr. Burns?", due to toxic fumes runover from Mr. Burns' oil rig nearby.

Moe's Tavern undergoes several makeovers in various episodes of The Simpsons, but it always reverts to its original dark, squalid state before the show's end. In the episode "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Moe's Tavern is named Moe's Cavern as a reference to the world-famous Cavern Club in Liverpool, where The Beatles played. Other notable makeovers are in the episode "Bart Sells His Soul" where Moe turns his tavern into a family restaurant called Uncle Moe's Family Feed Bag and in "Homer the Moe" where Moe turns his tavern into a yuppie bar called "m". Also in this episode, it is revealed that the television in Moe's is not black and white (as it is always seen) but a dirty color television (Homer says "When was the last time Moe cleaned this thing?" then wipes the screen with a cloth). In addition, it is turned into an English pub named Nag and Weasel in the episode "Mommie Beerest". In "My Sister, My Sitter", Moe appears to have become Moe's Brewing Co., a brewpub that is moved to a posh new premises at the Springfield Squidport, but it is revealed to just be a very long tunnel to the existing bar. In "Flaming Moe", he enlists the help of Waylon Smithers to transform the bar into a gay bar called Mo's, although he changes it back again at the end of the episode. In "Three Gays of the Condo", it is revealed that when it first opened, it was originally called "Meaux's Tavern". In The Simpsons Movie it is located next to the church and named Moe's Bar, and in The Simpsons Game it is seen next to the Sleep-Eazy Motel. In the episode "Homer the Smithers", Mr. Burns believes in order to operate a telephone, you spell the requested person's name out using the alphabetic keypad (he spells out S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S), he is instead connected to Moe's Tavern. As a result, if one was to spell Smithers name out on a telephone keypad, the fictional phone number minus the area code for the tavern would be revealed as 764-8437(7). Moe and his tavern had been the victim of Bart's ongoing prank calls in the earlier seasons when Bart would call looking for nonexistent people with names that would get Moe laughed at by his customers. Though there was one name that backfired on Bart when he asked for Hugh Jass, who had been sitting in the tavern. In more recent episodes it was revealed that Bart still torments Moe with prank calls, although the calls themselves haven't been shown onscreen.

Universal Studios Florida, includes a Moe's Tavern in the Springfield section of the park.

Krusty Burger

Krusty Burger is a fast food restaurant chain owned by Krusty the Clown as one of his many branded products and services. Krusty Burger is seen as a parody of a typical fast food chain such as McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Carl's Jr., Wendy's, or Arby's. A typical store features a drive-thru with a speaker box and most of the employees are young teenage workers. In the episode "22 Short Films About Springfield", the Springfield police are comparing the differences between Krusty Burger and McDonald's, a parallel of the "Royale With Cheese discussion" seen in Pulp Fiction.

It appears that Krusty Burger is located across the entire United States; in the episode "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood", Homer loses the map of the rafting route but tells the group that luckily he has brought a map along. It happens to be a map of the entire United States with locations of Krusty Burger restaurants. There is even a Krusty Burger located on an unmanned offshore oil rig; Homer, Bart, Ned Flanders, and Rod Flanders find it after being lost at sea for several days and reaching the verge of starvation, and place a huge order of food that saves it from going out of business. There is also a Krusty Burger in France, as seen in the episode "The Devil Wears Nada". It exists under the name "Le Krusty Burger". In the episode "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can" it was also revealed that Krusty Burger operates in different markets across the US when Krusty Burger has a new burger called the Ribwich. After the Ribwich stopped selling in Springfield, Homer and a group of Ribwich fans known as the "Ribheads" followed the "Ribwich tour" as the Ribwich was tested in various markets. The Ribwich sandwich is based on a real life McDonald's sandwich called the McRib.

According to the episode "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer", Krusty Burger is one of the only burger places open in Springfield because Krusty has been paying mobster Fat Tony to keep McDonald's and Burger King from establishing local locations. The extent of Fat Tony's involvement is unknown, as there are no locations of Wendy's, and other major chains. However, Springfield does have an In-N-Out Burger location in town to compete with Krusty Burger.

A common gag, especially in the later seasons of the show, is the extremely low quality of the food served at the restaurants, a parody of common beliefs and urban legends surrounding American fast food. Documentary filmmaker Decland Desmond has made several exposes on the chain, revealing practices such as stapling together half-eaten burgers and serving them to new customers, and substituting all manner of cheap filler as meat. Krusty also reveals that the Ribwich was made of an unspecified animal with more than four legs, presumably some sort of insect or spider, that was driven into extinction by its production.

Universal Studios Florida, includes a Krusty Burger in the Springfield section of the park.

Lard Lad Donuts

Lard Lad Donuts is a donut store in Springfield. Its mascot is an (estimated) 8-metre (26 ft) tall statue of a rather chubby boy proudly holding a donut over his head. The name and the statue of the eponymous boy are likely references to Big Boy Restaurants.

In The Simpsons Game, the Lard Lad mascot is a boss. Lard Lad Donuts is shut down by a health inspector in The Simpsons Movie, and the Lard Lad is painted in different colors and seen later in the movie during the dome sequence. The former was disproved in "E Pluribus Wiggum" when an explosion violently detaches the correctly colored Lard Lad's head. In "Sweets And Sour Marge" it is revealed to contain the entrance to a secret passage, which leads to an underground bunker where the pro-sugar enclave of Springfield meet. In "Treehouse of Horror VI", the Lard Lad statue is the first advertising mascot brought to life by a mysterious atmospheric disturbance, enraged by Homer Simpson having stolen his giant donut, and ends up leading the various mascot statues of Springfields "miracle mile" business district on a destructive rampage.

Universal Studios Florida, includes a Lard Lad Donuts in the Springfield section of the park.

Luigi's

Luigi's is a Springfield Italian restaurant owned by Luigi Risotto, who is a parody of the "Italian pasta/pizza chef" stereotype but seems to be aware of his status as a stock character. Luigi is polite to his customers and treats them with respect when they order and then loudly insults and belittles them to his cook Salvatore, fully aware that they can hear him from the kitchen. The restaurant also employs an old Italian saucier, who in Take My Life, Please, claims they can tell what someone's life could have been like by stirring tomato sauce in a certain way. By using his magical tomato sauce, the saucier helps Homer see what his life would have been like if he had won his high-school election. Fat Tony and his mob frequently use the restaurant for their meetings.

Luigi takes customer service very seriously.

Universal Studios Florida, includes a Luigi's in the Springfield section of the park.

The Frying Dutchman

The Frying Dutchman is a maritime-themed restaurant operated by Sea Captain Horatio MacAllister. Its cuisine specializes in seafood (to which Marge is allergic), and even the bread has fish in it. Homer sued for their refusal to honor the 'all you can eat' promise in the episode "New Kid on the Block" and was given a job as a freak attraction "more stomach than man" (to Marge's great embarrassment).

Universal Studios Florida, includes a Frying Dutchman in the Springfield section of the park.

The Singing Sirloin

The Singing Sirloin is a restaurant where all the waiters sing everything they say. It is first featured in the Season 1 episode "Life on the Fast Lane"; Marge celebrates her birthday there. Bart also celebrated here after getting an A, however after Homer was unable to pay them for the food, they had to sing on stage to pay for the bill (in the episode "Homer vs. Dignity").

The Happy Sumo

The Happy Sumo is a Japanese restaurant. Among the restaurant's menu offerings are all kinds of sushi, including fugu, which can be fatally poisonous if not properly prepared. The Master Sushi Chef is the only person at the restaurant qualified to prepare fugu. The restaurant also offers karaoke. Akira works as a waiter and translates on occasion for the Simpson family.

The Java Server

The Java Server is an internet cafe and coffee shop, originally appearing in "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo". On its opening day, it was the site of a robbery by Snake Jailbird, who used uncharacteristic tech savvy to rob the Simpsons' online bank account.

Pimento Grove

The Pimento Grove is an Italian restaurant in the style of "Olive Garden". It is shown to be fairly upscale and features photos of celebrities on its walls.

Springfield Elementary School

Springfield Elementary School is a local school on The Simpsons, attended by Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and other Springfield children. Springfield Elementary is a grossly underfunded school and suffers from the incompetence and apathy of its administration, teachers, staff and students. It is portrayed within the show as a satire of publicly funded schools and education in the United States. As an illustrative example and parody of the lengths undertaken by some schools to attempt to overcome underfunding, some Springfield Elementary School students (specifically Cletus and Brandine Spuckler's children) are purposely excluded from state or federal standardized testing regimens. The impetus being the maintenance of artificial school-wide averages and therefore basic levels of government support—a practice not unheard of in the United States and other systems where funding is tied to test results.

Established in the episodes "Separate Vocations" and "Pokey Mom", the school's mascot is a puma. It is revealed in the episode "Lisa Gets an "A"" that Springfield Elementary was at one time voted "The Most Dilapidated School in Missouri"—it was then moved, brick-by-brick, to Springfield. It has been stated several times that the school is filled with asbestos, and the underfunding of the school has resulted in a variety of troubling scenarios for students and staff. Sub-standard facilities abound; including a cinder block having replaced the school's tetherball, cafeteria food made from circus animals and in several decades-old cans, shredded newspaper, and old gym mats, among others (only the teachers eat French fries made from potatoes), and "malk" having replaced milk. In one episode, prison inmates occupied the cloakrooms in the classrooms, in an effort to make extra money. In another episode, Lisa Simpson, who has been voted student president, is tricked into authorizing the cancellation of music, gym and art. The school later finds the funding for these extra curricular activities by cancelling flu shots. The school's poor funding is made worse by the town's refusal to accept any tax increases, no matter how minor, and even basic services are sometimes refused by the PTA, including a free service of refilling the fire extinguishers.

For a few episodes the school also had a tower with a winding staircase within which led to an observation area. This has since been removed. Other short period additions include a phony disabled ramp access system built by the local Mafia and other constructions. In one episode, the presentation hall is bulldozed to make way for a mini-mall. The school's address is 19 Plympton Street, revealed in the episode "Bart on the Road" when Principal Skinner receives an envelope addressed to the school containing his airline tickets to Hong Kong. In the episode "Team Homer", school uniforms are temporarily introduced following a riot brought on by Bart wearing a "Down With Homework" T-shirt to school. This policy was rescinded after the uniforms turned out not to be waterproof and washed out into psychedelic colors when it rained.

Most students travel to school by bus, usually driven by Otto Mann. However, in "The Otto Show", Otto is suspended from his job (due to not actually having a drivers license) and Principal Skinner temporarily takes over Otto's role. Additionally, in another episode, the students are forced to carpool when the school bus is wrecked after Otto falls asleep at the wheel and the bus crashes into the auto wrecking yard. In the episode "The Boy Who Knew Too Much", the regular school bus breaks down and a Springfield State Prison bus is used instead. The bus is sometimes shown to be in extremely poor condition, another indicator of the school's low funding.

In "Lisa the Vegetarian", it is shown that both Ms. Hoover and Lunchlady Doris have access to "Independent Thought Alarms" which are sent to Principal Skinner's office and are both triggered by Lisa. Also, in "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song", Superintendent Chalmers fires Ned Flanders, who has become Principal after Skinner being sacked, only because he freely expresses his religious views in the school. Edna Krabappel was Bart Simpson's 4th grade teacher, and from Season 23 onwards also neighbor due to marrying to Ned Flanders until Season 25 established Krabappel's death. In "Left Behind", the Leftorium closes, leaving Flanders unemployed, and he returns to Springfield Elementary School, where he finds a new job as Bart Simpson's new teacher, substituting the void left by his deceased second wife Edna Krabappel.

Many of the school faculty seem very bored with their jobs and do not try to help students, leaving them to unfulfilling futures. They also take full advantage of any-and-all time off that they have. Several of the teachers and staff smoke and drink in the staff room and in front of their students. In one episode, the teachers are shown joyfully running out of the school building with the students at the end of the day and subsequently are then shown trooping back into school the following day. Otto Mann is shown to be a user of illegal drugs, and in the episode "Weekend At Burnsie's", Lisa notices a smell of marijuana and remarks that "it smells like the art teacher's office". The teachers like Miss Hoover do not seem to care whether or not the students achieve in their class, and seem to have given up on many of them.

In 1994, the naming of a new, real-life elementary school in Greenwood, South Carolina, was left up to the students, and the name Springfield Elementary was chosen. The school board was unaware of the connection to The Simpsons until a protest by one group of parents, who argued that the character of Bart Simpson was a poor role model. The name stood, and the school opened in August 1994. Bart Simpson weighed in on the controversy, in a statement from the Fox Network where he said "at least they didn't call it Beavis and Butt-head Elementary".

West Springfield Elementary School

West Springfield Elementary School is an elementary school in Springfield. It is identical in layout to Springfield Elementary, as both were built from the same plans.

Lisa arrives at the school by mistake in the episode "Trilogy of Error", one of the differences being that French is taught at the school.

Springfield Preparatory School

Springfield Preparatory School was a private school in Springfield. Greta Wolfcastle and other students attend there. The Simpsons attended an Annual Fair there in the episode "The Bart Wants What It Wants".

Colleges/universities

Springfield University is a large college which Homer attended in "Homer Goes to College". It teaches several different courses, including nuclear physics, arts management, and the meaning of cartoons, and has a fierce rivalry with Springfield A&M University. In the episode "Faith Off", the nickname of the Springfield University football team is revealed to be the Nittany Tide—a reference to the Penn State Nittany Lions and Alabama Crimson Tide.

Springfield Agricultural and Mechanical (A&M) University is a rival institution of Springfield University, possibly a reference to the fierce rivalry between Texas A&M and the University of Texas. Carl Carlson is an A&M alumnus. Springfield A&M's mascot is a pig named Sir Oinks-A-Lot, who was kidnapped by Homer and his three student tutors as a prank in "Homer Goes to College".

Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.) focuses on the engineering sciences. Professor Frink is a college professor at the university, and it is where Apu Nahasapeemapetilon earned his doctorate from.

Springfield Community College is a community college.

Springfield High School

Springfield High School is most often seen in flashbacks, notably in "The Way We Was" when Homer and Marge tell the story of how they met. Springfield High School is seen in the present day in "The Front" when Marge and Homer have their high school reunion there. The Squeaky Voiced Teen has said that the school has an air hockey table. As well as being a school, they have hosted events there. One such event was a ballet performance, despite the fact there was a gas leak in the school.

Krustylu Studios

Krustylu Studios is the television studio in Springfield in which the Krusty the Clown Show is recorded. It is located either on or in the vicinity of the Channel 6 studio lot. The lot is located across the street from a box factory. The name Krustylu is an homage to Desilu Productions, Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz's production company, which produced the 1950s sitcom I Love Lucy. The first appearance was in the short "The Krusty The Clown Show".

Sleep Eazy Motel

First seen in "The Cartridge Family", this is a run-down motel where everything is coin-operated, including the Bible. The building itself is deteriorating and prostitutes hang outside the lobby. When Marge and the kids stayed there, a body was seen floating in the pool. Selma claims that she woke up there once. Homer once stayed there to cheat on his diet behind Marge's back, though he was caught on camera by the producers of Sneakers. The name is a play on "sleazy motel", a fact highlighted by its malfunctioning neon sign.

Springfield Retirement Castle

The Springfield Retirement Castle is Springfield's retirement home for the elderly. Some noted residents of the Castle include Abraham "Grampa" J. Simpson and his neighbors, Jasper Beardley, and the Crazy Old Man.

For Grampa Simpson, the Retirement Castle is a lonely place to be. He often gets mad when his family does not come and visit him. The door features a sign reading 'Thank you for not discussing the outside world'. The most interesting way to pass time at the home is to "stake yourself out a good spot at the staring window", which overlooks nothing but a barren tree, and bingo (the prize being a banana). The staff of the home have little to no respect for the residents, doing things like vacuuming their hair during "nap time", or switching their IV bags with their catheter bags when the former is empty and the latter is full. In the episode "Old Money," Grandpa inherits $106,000 from his girlfriend Beatrice "Bea" Simmons. He uses both this money and his winnings from a gambling junket to refurbish and redecorate the home and has the dining hall renamed in Bea's honor.

The Springfield City Hall

The City Hall of Springfield serves as the workplace of Mayor Quimby and the City Government. Often it is the site of town meetings regarding an issue facing the city, where the citizens vote to approve a proposal that generally causes havoc (most of the time proposed by Homer) and causes more problems. The building is based on the Chelmsford, Massachusetts public library due to longtime The Simpsons background designer Lance Wilder, being a former Chelmsford resident.

Springfield Courthouse

The courthouse is the center for all trials and cases in Springfield. Its judges include Judge Constance Harm, who is a tough and unforgiving judge who enjoys giving cruel punishments to criminals in her courtroom, and Judge Roy Snyder, who is known for his lenient punishments. Often the prosecutor is The Blue Haired Lawyer who also represents Mr. Burns and The Walt Disney Company and unlike Gil Gunderson or Lionel Hutz, he is a competent lawyer (but not always ethical).

Five Corners

Five Corners is "the only geographic location in the US where five states meet". A boundary marker indicates the exact spot. While on their road trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land the Simpsons visit Five Corners, where they each "stand in five different states while holding hands". The location is visited again in "The Bob Next Door", where Sideshow Bob plots to kill Bart at the marker where the location's unique property would result in a lack of extraterritorial jurisdiction, explaining it as: "I can stand in one state, fire a gun in a second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you fall dead in the fifth. No single act is against any law, but their sum total is the greatest murder..." In reality no such place exists in the US; the location is a spoof of Four Corners.

Krustyland

Krustyland is The Simpsons version of Disneyland. It appeared in "The Food Wife" at the end where the Simpsons went out for a family fun day, which Homer promised Marge.

Itchy & Scratchy Land

Itchy & Scratchy Land, is a themed amusement park owned by "Itchy and Scratchy International", marketed as the "violentest place on earth". It first appears in the eponymous episode in Season 6 as a direct response to the more stringent censorship laws put in place at the time and the Fox network trying to stop the writers from including Itchy & Scratchy cartoons in episodes as result. The theme park also features in "Mommie Beerest", "Bart's New Friend", "To Courier with Love" (mentioned) and "Dad Behavior". It is a parody of Disneyland, complete with a similar park layout and similar attractions, and the fact that its European counterpart ("Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land") fails to attract the expected number of customers. It being located on an Island as well as Professor Frink's prediction via Chaos Theory were both references to Jurassic Park. In addition, the robots going wild and being taken down by cameras was a reference to Westworld.

Springfield Mystery Spot

A strange attraction in Springfield, referencing the Mystery Spot. It is quite popular. Its most likely location is somewhere around the Alkali Flats,

It was first mentioned by Lisa Simpson on the way to Discount Lion Safari in "Old Money". She claimed it was because of paint fumes and completely fake.

In "Homer at the Bat,"Ozzie Smith visits it and literally "vanishes off the face of the earth"

Discount Lion Safari

The Simpsons visit it on Beatrice Simmons' birthday in Old Money. It references Indiana Jones ("Mr Simpson, I presume?")

They get trapped in the car and attacked by a lion.


Qin: Springfield, Oregon sounds like a nice town from the looks of it.

Me: Yes but that was just a front. It's true colors were shown when there was a lot of corruption shown in the town.

Qin: Corruption? Like what?

Me: The worst kind you can think of.

I revealed everything on Springfield, Oregon's corruption and the reasons why everyone and everything in the town should be destroyed.

Qin gasped in horror.

Qin: That town WAS a dump!

Me: Yep. Springfield was a total cesspool of evil. We blew it up with a 250 megaton nuke and turned it into nothing more than a radioactive crater.

Qin: Good. I'm glad Springfield is gone.

Keith: Thanks to us Qin. J.D. and his friends arrived to deliver the final blow.

Me: We were on the final days of our Worldwide Adventure and I saw in a newspaper that Springfield, Oregon was under siege.

Nico: We weren't called Team Loud Phoenix Storm back then and I wasn't part of the group then.

Me: Yeah. Keith and his family got all the kids together in Springfield and they declared war on the whole town and blew it all to pieces. They are known as the Dysfunctional Town Liberation Army.

Keith: That's right and our mission, no matter how good or bad is to rid the country of towns that have caused a lot of problems for the country and the city.

Qin: That sounds like a big job.

Me: It is. But the corrupt towns of Springfield, Oregon and Quahog, Rhode Island will never terrorize our country again. They got what was coming to them. We blew up Springfield with a nuke and we blew up Quahog with a Thermobaric Bomb.

Qin: Wow!

Nico: Both those towns have failed this universe.

We laughed.

Me: That's true Nico.

Will Vandom: Homer, what do you usually get here?

Homer: They have a lot of great food here. They have donuts, hot dogs, good nacho cheese sauce, candy bars, ice cream, everything good.

Apu: Yes and we also have Homer's favorite thing: Beer.

Me: Oh yeah, Springfield also had a good beer company called Duff Beer. They make great beer that we use in our chili.

Homer: That's right.

Me: We also use Pawtucket Brewery Beer. That's the beer from Quahog.

Allie: Pretty ironic that we use their beer huh?

We laughed.

?: (Australian Accent) Too ironic.

We turned and we saw Katherine "Kat" Hillard and Tanya Sloan.

Me: No way! Kat Hillard and Tanya Sloan!

Kimberly: Kat!

Kat and Kimberly hugged.

Aisha: Tanya!

They hugged too.

Kat: It's great to see you too Kim.

Me: It's an honor to meet you both.

Kat: You too J.D. It's awesome that you're helping out my friends mate.

Me: Thanks Kat.

G1 Brawl: (to Kat and Tanya) Aren't you girls from the Zeo team?

Tanya: We sure are Brawl.

Me: I also remember Kat that you're one of the Turbo Rangers.

Lincoln: That is so cool!

Lana: We have yet to meet the Turbo Rangers.

Kat: That's right. Before I joined the Power Rangers as the Pink Ranger, I was under the control of Rita Repulsa.

We gasped.

Me: I remember that. You were once under Rita's spell and it turned you into that terrible cat monster Katastrophe.

Kat: That's right.

Nico: And she was also a white stray cat.

Streetwise: (to Kat) What was it like being a cat?

Kat: It was weird. But it was cool.

Me: I remember that too. But if Rita were still alive, I would gather everyone here and go after Rita and her cronies and unleash our wrath on them 100-fold.

Kat: I'm glad you would do that for me J.D.

Me: We would do anything to protect our precious people.

Then I got a call on my cell phone.

Me: Hello?

It was Daphne Blake.

Daphne: J.D. it's Daphne.

Me: Hello Daphne. How have you been doing?

Daphne: Good thanks. We're over in Louisiana heading over to a place called Moonscar Island.

I gasped when I heard that name.

Me: Moonscar Island? That island is a death trap.

Daphne: I know. We're heading over there to solve a mystery.

Me: We better go with you guys to help protect you.

Daphne: Okay. See ya.

Me: Bye and be careful.

I hung up.

Me: Guys we got to get over to Louisiana! The Mystery Inc. Gang may be in danger.

Lincoln: What makes you think so J.D.?

Me: They are heading to a terrifying place in the Louisiana Bayou called Moonscar Island.

Lucy Loud: Gasp! I've heard about that island.

Laney: How do you know about that island Lucy?

Lucy Loud: The Spirits told me all about the island and how dangerous it is. Also, Vampires like to keep records of everything that has happened over the centuries.

Lucy went over the history of Moonscar Island.


A group of settlers who worshipped cats came to the island in 1798. The island gained its name after the infamous pirate, Morgan Moonscar, who died there after he and his pirates drove the settlers into the bayou to be eaten by alligators. Moonscar and his crew were then cursed and killed by the two of the surviving settlers who became cat creatures after praying to their cat God to get rid of the pirates.

In time, it became home to a pepper plantation that flourished until the werecats cursed the planters.

Sometime during the American Civil War, Colonel Jackson T. Pettigrew and his 8th Louisiana Regiment were stationed on the island. Pettigrew, his troops, along with the Union troops, were then cursed by the werecats. For the next two centuries, tourists and other people continued to disappear due to the cat creatures.

At an unknown period, Jacques also became a werecat, due to his desire to become immortal.

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

Mystery Inc. came to the island hoping to find real ghosts for Daphne Blake's show. When they arrived at the mansion, Scooby-Doo immediately chased Simone Lenoir's Simone's cats, causing an amount of damage, angering Beau Neville and Simone. They find that the ghosts want them to leave the island. Fred Jones believes that it's someone, who's trying to find Moonscar's treasure.

Shaggy Rogers and Scooby encountered a zombie who looks like Morgan Moonscar. They thought the zombie was trying to attack them, when in reality, he was trying to warn them about the werecats.

Later that night, dozens of zombies emerged from the ground, trying to get the gang to leave the island before it's too late. Fred, Daphne, Velma Dinkley and Beau heard Lena Dupree screaming at the mansion, and upon returning, they found the place seemingly empty. Fred discovers a secret passageway where Lena explains that the zombies dragged Simone down the tunnel. She lead them to a ritual chamber, where Velma reveals that Lena lied about Simone getting dragged by zombies. Simone emerges from the darkness, and used voodoo dolls of the gang, to subdue them. They reveal their true nature as werecats, who have to drain the life force from victims lured to the island every Harvest Moon.

After explaining their history, they were about to start draining their life force as the moonlight has reached the midnight alignment, but Shaggy and Scooby stumbled into the chamber, getting the werecats to chase them. At the same time, the others untie the ropes on the voodoo dolls freeing them, and created dolls of Simone and Lena. They used the dolls to hold the werecats, until they were knocked away by Jacques. As the werecats had the gang cornered, they discovered that the midnight alignment has passed, ending the curse. The werecats disintegrated into dust, as well as the zombies since they have been avenged.

The next day, the gang headed home on the ferry.


We gasped in sheer horror.

Me: Boy that is horrifying! One sec.

I called Velma on my cell phone.

Velma: Hello?

Me: Hey Velma, J.D.

Velma: Jinkies, hello J.D.

Me: Sorry to call like this, but we were told that you were heading to Moonscar Island.

Velma: We sure are J.D. and we've been there before.

I gasped.

Me: Velma, before we head over there, you have to tell use about what happened when you all went there the first time.

Velma: Okay.

Velma told us everything that happened and how they met Simone Lenoir and Lena Dupree.


Simone Lenoir.

The human Simone Lenoir lived in the 18th century, born in the late 1690s, and was one of a group of peaceful settlers who lived on Moonscar Island and worshiped a cat god. One night while the settlers were celebrating a bountiful harvest, the island was raided and pillaged by Morgan Moonscar and his pirates; the pirates drove all the settlers except Simone and Lena Dupree into the bayou, where they were devoured by alligators. Devastated and vengeful for what Moonscar's pirates had done to their friends and home, Simone and Lena invoked the cat god to curse the island and give them revenge upon the pirates. The cat god granted their wish by transforming Lena and Simone into werecats, who subsequently killed Moonscar and his pirates.

However, this was not the end for Lena and Simone, as they afterwards found that the cat god's curse had turned them into werecats permanently, cursed to live forever through draining mortal victims' life energy every harvest moon. For the next two centuries, Simone and Lena would drain the life energy of Moonscar Island's human inhabitants every harvest moon; if there were no others on the island at the time of the annual harvest moon, Simone would have Lena find and lure tourists and visitors to the island to drain. A side-effect of the werecats draining their victims' life energy was that it would curse the victims' souls so they would rise as zombies every harvest moon and unsuccessfully try to warn the annual victims off from suffering their fate. Lena and Simone also at some point recruited Jacques as their ferry driver for bringing lured victims to the island, and granted his wish for immortality by passing the were-cat curse onto him.

Encounter with the Mystery Gang

The werecats' latest to-be victims in the present were Mystery, Inc. when the gang were lured to Moonscar Island by Lena in Daphne Blake's search for a real haunting for her TV show. As the gang settled in, Scooby-Doo caused a destructive pursuit of Simone's cats all over her property and it was a running irritation for her.

Revelation and Death

On the night of the harvest moon, when the zombies of the werecats' previous victims rose and went after the gang to try and warn them, Lena lured Fred, Velma, Daphne and the human gardener Beau to her and Simone's underground voodoo dungeon so that the zombies would not interfere. The werecats captured and bound them using voodoo dolls to be drained. The gang managed to slip free before Simone and Lena could drain them, in the commotion when Shaggy and Scooby, followed by Jacques and the zombies, fled into the dungeon. Lena and Simone almost succeeded in draining Shaggy and Scooby, but were stopped when Velma and Daphne reconfigured the voodoo dolls and used them against the werecats. Jacques, Simone and Lena eventually overcame the zombies' efforts to stop them and cornered the gang to drain them, but just then, the midnight phase of the harvest moon ended. With the harvest moon's midnight phase having ended before the werecats could drain their victims, Simone, Lena and Jacques' immortal lives were taken away and they decayed away and perished; ending the cat god's 200-year-old curse, and freeing the souls of the werecats' zombified past victims to rest in peace once and for all.

Lena Dupree

A beautiful young woman born in the late 1700s. She was a settler, who made her home on Moonscar Island with her mistress Simone Lenoir. Lena and Simone both witnessed the murder of the other settlers by Morgan Moonscar and his crew. The two women uttered a curse on the pirates, and vowed to destroy them. The Cat God that they and their fellow villagers worshipped granted their wish, and they were transformed into Werecats. They killed all of the pirates, by draining their life force, forcing their spirits to return to their lifeless bodies every Harvest Moon. After that, Lena and Simone were cursed by the Cat God's dark magic.

They were now forced to consume the life force of those unlucky enough to be drawn into their clutches. They also must drain the souls while the Harvest Moon was in its midnight alignment, or else they will die. Whenever people did not show up to the island on their own, Simone would have Lena lure them to the island under various pretenses. Some of their victims over the centuries have included the residents and workers who established a pepper plantation on the island, a Confederate Army regiment under the command of Colonel Jackson T. Pettigrew, and numerous tourists lured to the island by Lena.

Eventually, Lena invited Mystery Inc to the island, kidnapping them under the guise of helping them learn about Moonscar Island, which at that point had become infamous for the number of disappearances throughout the years, and had been home to a Confederacy plantation.

Inevitably the zombies return to Moonscar Island. When the Mystery Gang return to the mansion after encountering the zombies, Lena claims to them that Simone had been captured by the zombies and had been dragged to an underground tunnel. However, they discover from the footprints that Lena had been deceiving them and that Simone had simply walked down to the tunnel. She then proceeds to capture them along with Simone.

Lena is finally destroyed after she, Jacques and Simone fail to drain the life force from Mystery Inc, and the werecats disintegrate into ashes, never to be heard from again. This causes the souls of all their victims to finally be set free to rest in peace in the afterlife.

Jacques.

Jacques was originally represented as a genuinely friendly Cajun ferry driver, but it was later revealed that along with Lena and Simone, he had tricked the gang into going to Moonscar Island.

As Scooby and Shaggy were running from the zombies, it was revealed that Jacques was also a werecat. It was also revealed that he was aware that Simone Lenoir and her aid Lena Dupree were draining the life force of the former inhabitants of the island, in order to preserve their immortality. He later asked for immortality, and they granted it to him. Unlike Simone and Lena, who did not know that the cat god would curse them to drain life from others (it is even implied that they despise it cursing Morgan Moonscar for forcing them to become werecats to avenge their tribe), Jacques had absolutely no problem with having to kill others to preserve his immortality. Therefore, this makes him one of the most despicable antagonists to ever appear on Scooby-Doo.

He was defeated when the moon's shadow moved past the midnight alignment of the Harvest Moon. He, along with the other werecats, disintegrated into ashes so the zombies could rest in peace.

Morgan Moonscar

Sometime in the 1700s, Morgan Moonscar and his crew of pirates arrived on an island now known as Moonscar Island. While the residents were having a party, celebrating their cat goddess, Morgan Moonscar and his crew attacked them. He forced the residents into the bayou, resulting in them getting eaten by alligators. However, two of the residents, Simone Lenoir and Lena Dupree managed to escape from Moonscar and the pirates. In utter rage and hatred, the two women uttered a curse on the pirates, which resulted in them becoming werecats. With their new powers, the two killed Morgan Moonscar and the pirates. They would only be their first victims.

Moonscar, along with his crew and the other victims were left to wander Moonscar Island after having the life drained from them. 200 years later, they tried to drive Mystery Inc. off the island, to spare them the same fate. After Simone, Lena, and Jacques died, the souls of Moonscar and his crew were released, along with those of the other zombies, allowing them to finally rest in peace in the afterlife.


I gasped in horror.

Me: Oh shit! You're all in terrible danger! We're on our way Velma.

I hang up and we left for Moonscar Island. Kat and Tanya went with us.


MOONSCAR ISLAND, LOUISIANA!


On Moonscar Island in the Louisiana Bayou, evil activity was brewing. Trakeena and her resurrected cohorts Furio and Barbarax were talking to the werecats that were brought back to life because of a dark orb imbedded in Trakeena's hand.

Trakeena (to the Werecats): Now, now. I know you three are wanting to get revenge on Mystery Inc. But trust me. I want revenge too. Those Power Rangers have teamed up with those meddling kids. What we need is a way to lure them to us.

We were flying and we saw Moonscar Island. We hid in the trees and we saw TRAKEENA, FURIO AND BARBARAX!


Trakeena

Trakeena was born the daughter of the evil space overlord, Scorpius, with the features of both an insect and a human. After her father began his battle with the Galaxy Power Rangers, Trakeena began accompanying his generals on their missions, despite Scorpius' disapproval. After Furio initially failed to get the Lights of Orion, she managed to convince her father to give him another chance, though it is unclear why she did this. After accompanying another general, Treacheron, on one mission, he claimed Trakeena had followed him even though he had allowed it. In retaliation, she convinced Scorpius the general was a traitor, resulting in him being locked up. They continued to feud with one another and Trakeena was tricked by Treacheron into looking for a silver goblet, so he could ambush her when he was free. However, she ironically survived thanks to intervention from the Power Rangers.

Later Scorpius wanted Trakeena to enter a cocoon that would turn her into a more insect like being like him and increase her powers. She refused to go through with it, since it would take away her beauty and when Scorpius tried to force her, she fled to Planet Onyx. After getting in a fight and beaten easily, Trakeena met Villamax, who trained her in hand-to-hand combat and swordplay. However she returned to the Scorpion Stinger upon hearing that Scorpius was dying after his battle with the Power Rangers. After arriving on the ship, Trakeena bid her father a fond farewell and was given his throne and all of his powers, along with a new staff created from one of Scorpius' tentacles.

After Deviot told her the Red Galaxy Ranger was the one that struck down her father, Trakeena captured him, but he escaped her wrath. Later when Terra Venture entered the Lost Galaxy, she was unwilling to follow it, but after it reemerged she took down Captain Mutiny's ship, which was following the space colony.

After Deviot was proven to be a traitor, he dragged her into the cocoon, which had been put into storage. There, they merged into one being and Trakeena emerged with Deviot's power and ruthlessness. She equipped her Sting Wingers with bombs and launched an all out assault on Terra Venture, succeeding in bringing down the space colony as well as the Centaurus and Stratoforce Megazords. Trakeena destroyed Villamax when he refused to follow her orders and after the Scorpion Stinger crashed, she was critically injured and entered the cocoon. She then lost all her beauty and emerged as a slimy humanoid insect, powering up what remained of Terra Venture so as to attack the peoples' new colony on Mirinoi. Trakeena began fighting the Rangers and was eventually defeated by the Red Ranger after he fired a blast from his Battlizer at her at point-blank range.

Trakeena managed to survive and return to her human form, only now horribly scarred. While she had been purged of Devoit's physical traits, she still appeared to have some of his personality since she wished to return to become an insect once again. She managed to get to Earth, where she allied herself with the demon Triskull, planning to destroy the Rangers' home planet in revenge. With the skull demon and his army of ghouls aiding her, Trakeena began capturing humans to drain their life force.

Once she had all the life force she needed, she strapped herself to a chair and phased in and out of her insect form. But Queen Bansheera ordered her son, Prince Olympius, to stop Trakeena from fully absorbing the life forces and regaining her insect form. He tainted her energy with a poisoned dagger, transforming Trakeena into an enormous monster. The Galaxy Rangers and Lightspeed Rangers joined forces to fight her, but were unable to take her on until they infused the Omega Megazord with the Lights of Orion; Trakeena was finally destroyed.

Furio

Furio led the brutal attack on the planet Mirinoi, seeking to gain the powers of the Quasar Sabers. Not amongst those chosen, however, Furio couldn't pull the saber from the stone, just like numerous warriors before him. He was confronted by six warriors (Mike, Leo, Maya, Kendrix, Damon and Kai) who battled his army of Stingwingers to protect the people. It was in this awesome battle, five of the six warriors than pull the legendary Quasar Sabers from the rock. Enraged, Furio sought to destroy everyone in Mirinoi by turning them to stone. He pursued the warriors and managed to create a crevice in the jungle like planet, which tragically sealed Mike inside. Furio witnessed the warriors transform into Power Rangers and was no match against their energy. He left the planet and reported to his superior that he was going to retrieve the sabers for him.

His next encounter with the rangers would take place on Terra Venture, where he attacked Leo but left abruptly. With Scorpius growing impatient with him, Furio assigned several monsters to snatch the sabers. When Horn succeeded, Furio ordered him to destroy the weapons, having been commanded by Scorpius to do so. He then allied with Scorpius' daughter, the adventure-starved Trakeena, and sought to gain the Lights of Orion, yet another ancient source of power.

In a devious plot to use Leo for the Lights, Furio and Trakeena managed to trick Leo into believing that his brother had returned. When this plan failed, Scorpius almost destroyed him, having grown tired of his constant failures. Desperate to prove his worth, he finally stumbles on what he believes are the Lights of Orion. Before he can retrieve it to his master, however, he's interrupted by Leo once more. The two engage in battle and Furio, at his last straw, commits suicide by exploding himself and Leo, in a fruitless attempt to destroy his enemy because Leo is saved by Magna Defender.

Barbarax

Barbarax was a menacing enforcer and slave driver, the right-hand man of Captain Mutiny. He wielded a large battle axe that was capable of emitting energy charges through the ground. He was destroyed, alongside his captain, by Trakeena when she obliterated Mutiny's fortress.


Me: Oh fuck! That's Trakeena, Furio and Barbarax!

Lincoln: What are they doing here?

Me: Revenge no doubt.

Lana: I can't believe that's the same Trakeena we know on TV.

Lola: Along with Furio and Barbarax.

Me: I remember them. They were terrifying. We blew up their ship and destroyed it forever. Now it's time for some serious firepower. GO GALACTIC!

I fired a radio signal into the sky and called forth the Lost Galaxy Power Rangers.

Lincoln: I have a plan.

Lincoln told us his plan and it was genius.

Later Lincoln flew at the island.

Furio heard a Phoenix Cry. Making a fist, he turned around and punched one of us! He then saw that he punched Lincoln, giving him a black eye.

Furio: (laughs) Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your eye?

Barbarax: Maybe that wouldn't have happened if you tried a more stealthier approach. Or at the very least, not given your location away with that Phoenix Cry.

Lincoln: But you are really stupid!

Purple energy blasts hit the ground by them and exploded.

BOOOM! BOOOM! BOOOOOM! BOOOM! BOOM!

The explosions blew them to Trakeena!

Trakeena: Get up you fools!

Then Trakeena saw Lincoln vanish.

Trakeena: It was a clone!

We landed.

Me: Trakeena, so we meet at last.

Nico: We didn't expect you to show up of all people.

Trakeena: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, so at last we meet.

Me: And it'll be the last time you bitch!

Carter Greyson: I don't know how you survived our battle Trakeena, but now we're gonna make sure that you die!

I saw Simone, Lena and Jacque.

Me: And you three should've stayed dead after 200 years.

Leo: (to Trakeena) It's one thing to bring back Barbarax and Furio. But to bring back the Werecats?

Trakeena: Tonight's the harvest moon. It was an opportunity I couldn't pass up.

Simone: After all, the 6 of us want one thing. To see you all dead!

They turned into their werecat forms!

Me: You guys are ugly up close! Your 9 lives ended 21 years ago and you should've stayed dead since then! Also Trakeena, we destroyed your ship. I'm sure you saw that.

Trakeena: You blew up the Scorpion Stinger!?

Me: That's right! With our ship Superlaser we blew up the ship.

Leo Corbett: You will pay for your crimes Trakeena!

Me: Just like when Leo killed your disgusting father! He brought all that on himself just like you are about to. Lets get them guys! Power up!

We transformed and powered up and our power was incredible!

Me: You will pay for your crimes Trakeena! You guys take down the werecats, Furio and Barbarax. I'll take Trakeena.

Nico: Okay. Show her no mercy J.D.!

Me: I plan not to. And time for some help.

I pulled out the Sword of Omens.

Me: THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOO!

The Sword of Omens blade grew and the gem turned into the ThunderCats Symbol and projected into the sky and roared ferociously.

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

The symbol turned into a portal and out of it came the ThunderCats!

Chorus: (SINGING) THUNDERCATS ARE ON THE MOVE, THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE! HEAR THE MAGIC, HEAR THE ROAR, THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE!

They arrived and landed.

Me: Nico, you can use my Transdagger and Galactabeast for this fight.

Nico: Okay. Thanks man.

I handed him my purple Transdagger.

We went at them. It was gonna be a brutal fight!


Battle 1: Were-Cats!


Luan kicked Simone in the face and kicked her in the stomach with a ferocious flurry of kicks and punches.

Luan: You are a bad kitty!

Simone: I will make you and your meddling friends pay you fucking bitch!

Simone went at Luan and she dodged all her slashes and swipes.

Laney kicked her in the face and fired poisonous barbs covered in Strychnine Ω and the poison killed Simone in an instant! It destroyed her body in an instant!

Lena: Ms. Lenoir! (FEROCIOUS ROAR!) YOU FUCKING LITTLE BRAT!

Laney: Tell that to the hundreds of people you senselessly killed over the course of 200 years you bitch!

Laney punched Lena in the face and Linka fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted Lena with 100 billion volts of electricity!

Andros: You wlll pay for your crimes Lena!

Andros punched Lena in the face and blasted her with his Spiral Blaster! The blasts hit her and exploded.

KABOOM! KABOOOM! BOOOM! BOOOOM!

Leo: MAGNA TALON!

Leo Corbett slashed Lena with his Transdagger as a Magna Talon and it burned her with powerful fire.

Andros: Lets get her with a combo!

Leo Corbett: Right Andros!

Andros had his Spiral Blaster ready and Leo had his Galaxy Quasar Launcher ready!

Andros and Leo Corbett: SPIRAL QUASAR BLAST!

Andros and Leo fired a powerful blast of red fire energy and it hit Lena and blew her to pieces in a powerful fiery explosion!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Lola: Leo that was so cool!

Leo: Thanks Lola.

Andros: Just like old times right Leo?

Leo: You know it Andros.

Jacques had Shaggy cornered.

Jacques: It's deja vu all over again!

Shaggy: Not really. I was just setting you up for one of Fred's traps!

Jacques then got into a snare trap!

Lori then punched Jacque all over the face and blew him in the trap in a massive blast of wind.

Carlos: Time for some action!

Damon: Right!

Damon had his Transdagger in his TransBlaster and fired it and Carlos fired his Lunar Lance Astro Blaster!

Carlos Vallerte and Damon Henderson: LUNAR HYPERBLAST DEATHRAY!

Carlos and Damon's blasts combined and they hit Jacque and obliterated him in a massive fiery explosion!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Lori: That literally takes care of the Were-Cats.

Carlos: Yep. Their 9 lives have been over for 200 years.

Damon: They deserved it for killing so many innocent people.


Battle 2: Furio and Barbarax


Luan punched Furio in the face and fired a massive blast of light at him and it hit him and exploded.

KRABBOOOOOOOMMM!

Nico punched him in the face and stomach with massive ferocity and kicked him in the face and fired a massive energy blast at him and it exploded.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Nico: Furio and Barbarax, you both have failed this universe!

Ashley Hammond: They sure have! Ready Maya?

Maya: You know it Ashley!

Ashley had her Mega Sling ready and Maya had her Transdaggers in their Delta Daggers form.

Ashley Hammond and Maya: LIGHTNING DELTA STING!

Ashley fired yellow energy blasts and Maya slashed Furio with her Delta Daggers and he was blasted and electrocuted.

Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning at Barbarax and electrocuted him and punched him in the face and punched him in the stomach and kicked his axe out of his hands.

Cassie: Lets get him Kendrix!

Kendrix: Right Cassie!

Cassie Chan and Kendrix Morgan: BETA QUASAR BURST!

Cassie fired her Mega Capture and Kendrix fired her Beta Box and the pink blasts hit Furio and exploded!

Zhane: Ready Mike?

Mike: I sure am Zhane!

Zhane fired his Silver Blazer and Mike fired his Magna Blaster.

Zhane and Mike Corbett: SILVER MAGNA BURST!

The blasts combined and they hit both hit Furio and Barbarax at the same time and exploded.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

T.J.: Lets show him some pain!

Kai: Lets do it!

T.J. had his Astro Axe and Kai had his Transdagger in his Cosma Claw.

T.J. Johnson and Kai Chen: COSMA ASTRO WAVESLASH!

They slashed them at the same time in blue blades of energy and cut them.

Beast: Lets bring some primal pain Tygra.

Tygra: You got it Hank.

Beast roared and went at them and Tygra had his whip ready!

Beast and Tygra: PRIMAL BEASTWHIP STRIKE!

Beast slashed Furio and Barbarax and Tygra hit them with his whip and they were blown back.

G1 Brawl: Time for some enhanced firepower! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Electron Megawatt gun 100-fold.

Sideshow Bob: Time for you all to know true pain! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into Sideshow Bob's right arm device and it turned his arm into Quickmix's Cement Mixer Energy cannon.

G1 Brawl and Sideshow Bob: SUPER LIGHTNING POWERBLAST!

Brawl and Sideshow Bob fired their blasts and they combined and they hit both Furio and Barbarax and exploded.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Will Vandom: Time for some electrical death! CANDRAKAR CYBER KEY POWER!

The Candrakar Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and it enhanced her powers 100-fold.

Streetwise: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his blinding photon gun 100-fold.

Will Vandom and Streetwise: LIGHTNING PHOTON EXPLOSION STORM!

Will fired a powerful blast of lightning and Streetwise fired a powerful photon blast and the blasts combined and they hit Furio and Barbarax in a massive barrage of explosions.

KRABBOOOOMM! BOOOOMM! BOOOM! BOOOMMM! BOOOM! BOOOOOM! BOOOOM! BBBBOOOOOOMMM! BOOOM! BOOOM!

Nico: Time to finish you two off for good!

Laney: Lets do it! Tommy, do you guys mind?

Tommy Oliver: Not at all Laney. Go for it.

Laney: Time for some action! MASTODON BATTLE AXE! (Turns it into a cannon) PTERODACTYL BATTLE BOW! (Attaches it to the cannon.) SABER TOOTH TIGER DINO DAGGERS! (They turn into more cannons and attach to the bow) TRICERATOPS MIGHTY MACE! (They turn into more cannons and attach to the bow) TYRANNOSAURUS POWER SWORD! (Attaches it to the top of the cannon) POWER BLASTER READY!

Tommy Oliver: Lets bring them together guys!

Tommy, Tanya, Kat, Adam and Rocky turned their weapons into the Big Bang Buster!

Jason: Lets do it guys!

Jason, Kimberly, Billy, Trini and Zach stood in a pyramid formation.

Lincoln: I've always wanted to try this out! POWER CANNON!

Lincoln went Super Angel 20,000 Supercell Lightning Thunderbird and formed 5 Shadow Clones of his younger self and they held the cannon and loaded the charges.

Lincoln: (Older Voice) Lets use the Zeo Cannon too!

Lincoln made 5 more clones and they were holding the Zeo Cannon!

Nico: Wow! Awesome!

Tommy Oliver: Here Lincoln, you'll need these!

The Zeo Rangers handed the Lincoln's their Zeo Power Cells.

The Space Rangers formed the Quattro Blaster.

Carter: V-Lancers!

Lost Galaxy Rangers: Transdaggers, Star Formation!

The Lost Galaxy Rangers and Nico had the Transdaggers in a six-sided star formation.

Wild Force Rangers: Jungle Blaster!

Time Force Rangers: Vortex Cannon!

Nico: Ready guys! On my command!

Furio: Uh oh!

Barbarax: This is it!

Nico: FIRE!

The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers fired their blade blasters in a powerful energy geometric shape, Laney fired the Power Blaster, 1st group of Lincoln's fired the Power Cannon, The Zeo Rangers fired the Zeo Blaster, The 2nd Group of Lincoln's fired the Zeo Cannon, Andro fired his Spiral Blaster, the Space Rangers fired the Quattro Blaster, Nico and the Lost Galaxy Rangers fired the Transdaggers and the blast was a geometric blast with rings around it, The Lightspeed Rescue Rangers fired their V-Lancers Spectral Blast, The Time Force Rangers fired the Vortex Cannon and the Wild Force Rangers fired the Jungle Blaster.

RANGERS: GENERATIONS BLAST FIRESTORM!

The blasts of the weapons combined and they hit both Furio and Barbarax and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Furio and Barbarax were down.

Nico: That was intense!

Lori: That was literally so awesome!

Laney: It sure was.

Nico: Don't celebrate just yet! Look!

They saw Furio and Barbarax grow to gigantic size!

Luan (sees Barbarax and Furio grow giant): Guys? Now would be a good time for Astro and Galaxy Megazords!

Nico: Leave this to us Luan!

Nico and the Lost Galaxy Rangers: GALACTABEASTS ARISE!

The Galactabeasts arrived! They were a Red Fire Lion, A Blue Water Gorilla, A Green Condor, A Yellow Wolf, and a Pink Wildcat!

Nico: I hope J.D.'s Galactabeast will be enough! PURPLE PHOENIX ARISE!

A beautiful purple Phoenix Beast arrived and it was incredible!

Nico: Wow! Lets see what you can do.

Nico flew up to it and with the power of the Purple Transdagger it turned into a massive phoenix zord.

Nico: Time for some awesome power! LIGHTS OF ORION ACTIVATE!

Nico glowed and he got an awesome Armband, belt buckle, wrist and leg bands and he got a powerful arm claw. But his were aqua blue and he got his own Quasar Saber!

Nico got an Aqua Blue Transdagger as well and he also got a Dragon Galactabeast! It looked like an asian lung dragon with powerful wings and Nico had the power of ice flowing through him!

Nico: AWESOME! Lets do it! GALAXY BEAST ULTRAZORD!

The Phoenix and Dragon combined and turned into a powerful set of wings and they merged with the Galaxy Megazord and it was now the ANDROMEDA GALAXY MEGAZORD!

Laney: WOW! That is so cool!

Lincoln: We never saw this on the show! This is so awesome!

Lana: That is so cool!

Nico: It sure is! Leo this is the new Andromeda Galaxy Ultrazord.

Leo Corbett: This is amazing Nico!

Kendrix: How does it feel to have the power of the Lights of Orion?

Nico: Awesome!

Andros: Let us help too.

They saw the Astro Megazord!

Nico: Awesome!

Leo: Thanks Andros.

Andros: Astro Megazord Saber!

The Astro Megazord slashed Furio and Barabarax.

Nico: Lets see what it can do guys. Ready?

Leo: Ready.

Nico and the Lost Galaxy Rangers: ANGEL QUASAR BURST FIRE!

The Andromeda Galaxy Ultrazord fired a massive blast of purple energy and it hit both Furio and Barbarax and completely obliterated them in an instant in a massive explosion.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

They cheered wildly!

Nico: That was awesome!

May: Way to go Nico!

Lincoln: Awesome!

Linka: That was so awesome!

Nico: Thanks guys.

But the battle was not done yet.


Battle 3: Trakeena!


I was facing Trakeena and she was pissed.

Me: You will pay for your crimes Trakeena.

Trakeena: You humans killed my father!

Me: Scorpius brought it all on himself. He paid the ultimate price for his crimes against the universe. Just like you will.

Trakeena: We'll see! Now you will die!

Me: You first you bitch!

We screamed and roared and went at each other and engaged in a ferocious fight! We grabbed each other and I punched her in the face and kicked her in the stomach and she punched me in the face and I kicked her in the face and she kicked me in the stomach and I punched her in the stomach and she punched me in the face twice and I dodged her third strike and punched her in the face and she kicked at me and I dodged her strike and punched her in the face and kicked her in the stomach. She came at me and fired a bunch of energy blasts and deflected them away and punched her in the face and kicked her in the chest and punched her in the face again! She got up and went at me and punched me in the face and kicked me in the stomach with devastating force and I crashed into a rock and belched up a huge amount of blood. She grabbed me and threw me down and pile drove me and I belched up even more blood and it got on her face and she was screaming in pain as it burned her and I punched her in the face and kicked her and punched her in the face and she punched me in the face with devastating force and knocked out some of my teeth and I was thrown to the ground and she jumped and just as she was about to smash my head in, I grabbed her foot and threw her into a rock and I kicked her with devastating force and I grabbed her arm and broke it. But she regenerated and punched me in the stomach and I belched out a huge amount of blood and I punched her away.

Me: YOU CAN'T WIN TRAKEENA!

Trakeena: THIS PLANET WILL BE MINE AND YOU ALL WILL DIE!

Me: LIKE HELL IT WILL BE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

We went back to fighting! We were mercilessly thrashing each other and we weren't gonna give up until one of us dies! I punched her in the face with devastating force and she belched up a huge amount of green blood and I kicked her in the stomach and punched her in the face! Trakeena punched me in the stomach and kicked me in the face with devastating force and I belched up a huge amount of blood and I dealt her a deadly uppercut and kicked her in the face. She growled ferociously and punched me in the stomach and dealt me a deadly uppercut! But then I took out my sword and stabbed her right through her black heart!

Me: THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU'VE CAUSED! GO BACK TO HELL AND STAY THERE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SICKENING FUCKING BITCH!

I fired a massive blast of Force Fire at Trakeena and she was burning and screaming in excruciating pain as she was burning!

Luan: And now you will pay! RAINBOW DEATHRAY BURST!

Luan fired a powerful blast of rainbow light and it hit Trakeena and exploded.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Shaggy: Like, nobody hurts my friends and gets away with it! SUPER HAMBURGER DEATHBOMB!

Shaggy fired a powerful energy blast and it turned into a hamburger and it hit Trakeena and exploded and killed her in a massive fiery explosion!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Trakeena was completely obliterated in an instant and there was nothing left of her!

Nico: Trakeena, you have failed this universe!

Then her evil Spirit appeared.

Nicole: The Book of Vile Darkness is too merciful for you. You are gonna burn in the River of Fire for all eternity!

Trakeena was being sucked in through the portal to the River of Fire!

Trakeena: I HATE YOU ALL!

She went through the portal and she was gone for good!

Me: Go to hell Trakeena!

Nico: AND STAY THERE!

I collapsed from exhaustion!

I was taken back to the infirmary at the estate and I was resting. Nico caught a Blacephalon and a Zeraora on the way back.


I woke up and I was in a bunch of casts and everyone was there.

Me: (Groans) What hit me?

Nico: You took quite a beating from Trakeena, J.D.

Luan: Yeah. You looked like you went through a meat grinder.

Laney: No kidding. But the good news is that you won and destroyed her for good.

Leo Corbett: Thanks to you J.D. we never have to see Trakeena ever again.

Me: That's good. But man. She really beat the shit out of me.

Vince: No kidding partner. But at least you won.

Carol: Yeah. Thank goodness.

Me: Yeah. (To Mystery Inc.) I'm sorry about your vacation getting ruined like that.

Fred: It's all right J.D.

Daphne: But the only thing is that you saved us all.

Me: Yeah. And the entire universe from the wrath of Trakeena the Terrible.

We laughed.

Kendrix: Get some rest J.D.

Me: Okay. Nico, you did great against Furio and Barbarax.

Nico: Thanks dude. I'm sorry you got beaten up like that. But I now have my own Galactabeast and a Quasar Saber and Transdagger.

Me: I can see that dude. I'm happy for you and way to go on unlocking a new Ultrazord.

Nico: Thanks man. Get better soon dude.

Me: I should be back to normal in about 12 hours.

Nico: Okay.

Nico and everyone left.

Luan: (To the viewers) To all tyrants everywhere, if you face Team Loud Phoenix Storm, we will find you and destroy you.

Laney: You said it Luan.

We now have finally seen the last of Trakeena. She was dead. This time for good.

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete and another Scooby Doo Villain and Power Rangers Villains destroyed and part 11 of the 13 days of Horror saga complete.

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island was the first ever movie of Scooby Doo, I saw back when I was young. We now will never see Trakeena ever again. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Part 12 is a chapter for my birthday and it's also where we face the D-Reaper of Season 3 of Digimon and rescue Jeri and kill Beelzemon. So brace yourself for an awesome birthday adventure into the evil side of the digital matrix! Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.