Note: The Flashback in this chapter takes place before the events of April Fools Rules.
Over in France, Nino was in a state of depression.
Nino (depressed): Hey, guys.
Adrien: You ok, Nino.
Nino: I'm fine.
Chloe: You don't look fine.
Nino: Ok. I admit. Me and Alya had a falling out. She's still believing Lila's bullshit.
Marinette: What? Nino, you know you and Alya have to talk things out eventually.
Nino: Why the hell would I work things out with Alya now? She doesn't listen that Lila's lying, she and I argue way too much now, and the fact that Lila's using her to hurt you is the last straw! You guys should be more madder then I am.
Adrien: We are. But you still need to work things out with Alya.
Nino: Not right now. Lila made me lose my best friends just by coming to school. Maybe I should just get myself Akumatized again so Team Loud Phoenix Storm can end my life!
Chloe: That's ridiculous. How can we blame you for everything Lila's caused? And that's no reason for you to want to die.
Marinette: Chloe's right. All of us and everyone else have been through too much together to let Lila split us apart. We're always going to be friends no matter what.
Nino: You mean it?
Marinette: Definitely! Now, you want to get some ice cream with us?
Nino: I would love that Marinette.
They went to the ice cream shop.
Back at the estate in Michigan, I was looking over the morphing keys for the Megaforce Rangers.
Me: Hmm. These Ranger Keys are incredible.
Lincoln: Those are the Rangers Keys for the Power Rangers over in Japan aren't they?
Me: They sure are Lincoln. Japan is where the Power Rangers were originally created. The first ever Power Rangers series was made back in 1975.
Everyone: Wow!
Laney: That's amazing! So the show has been on in both our countries for 44 years.
Nico: That is amazing.
William: Now, let's give names to the Japanese Ranger Keys.
Me: Good idea William. The first Power Rangers were the Himitsu Sentai Goranger. That means Secret Squadron Five Rangers.
Lana: That sounds too long.
Me: Agreed. If they were made over here in America, we would call them the Secret 5 Force.
Nick Russells: That is a good name for them.
Laney: What about these keys? (Points to the J.A.K.Q. Keys)
Me: These are the J.A.K.Q. Keys. They are the Power Rangers of Japan from 1977.
Megan: What does J.A.K.Q. mean?
Me: Jack, Ace, King and Queen. Like the suits of playing cards.
Lincoln: That's interesting. Like with Ace Savvy. What should we call that group?
Lola: (Older Voice) How about this? The Royal Flush Squad.
Everyone agreed.
Me: That's a great name Lola.
Leni: What's a Royal Flush? Is there a toilet in the king's throne room.
We facepalm.
Me: Leni, a Royal Flush is the most powerful hand in Poker.
I pulled out a deck of playing cards and showed them with the Spade Royal Flush.
Me: That is a Royal Flush. Now lets focus here. These are the Battle Field J Keys from 1979. Lets call them the Ranger J Platoon.
Nico: Not bad.
Lincoln: Good name.
Lori: That's literally a good name.
Kat (Zeo): (Australian Accent) That is a good name for them.
Me: Thanks Kat. These are the Denshi Sentai Denziman keys from 1980. That means Electronic Squadron Denziman.
Lincoln: Interesting.
Laney: That's an interesting name.
Me: It sure is. Lets call them the Electronic Brigade.
Kimberly Ann Hart: That's a great name.
Me: Thanks Kim. These are the keys for the Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan Rangers from 1982. That means Solar Squadron Sun Vulcan.
Nico: That's an interesting one.
Sam S.L.: It sure is.
Me: We'll call that one the Sun Flare Squad.
Everyone agreed with me.
Lucy Loud: That's a great name for them.
Me: Thanks guys. These are the keys from the Goggle V Power Rangers from 1983.
May: Those are an interesting bunch.
Lincoln: They sure are. How about we call those rangers the G.V.S. Rangers?
Me: Goggle V Squad Rangers. Love it Lincoln.
Lincoln: A thank you.
Me: Good. These are the Ranger Keys for the Scientific Squadron Dynaman rangers from 1984.
Lisa: These rangers look very technologically advanced.
Me: They are.
Lisa: How about we call them the Science Platoon Dynaman?
Me: That's a good name Lisa.
Everyone agreed.
Lisa: Indeed.
Me: These are the Ranger Keys for the Electronic Bioman Rangers that aired in 1985.
Maria: That's an interesting group.
Nico: It sure is.
William: How about we call them the Techno Bionic Team?
Me: That's a good idea William.
Everyone agreed.
Maria: Good name William.
William: Thanks babe.
Me: These are the keys for the Blitzkrieg Squadron Changeman from 1986. We used these powers from them before several times in some of our battles.
Nico: I remember that. We also saw them on TV.
Lincoln: They govern the creatures of fantasy.
Me: That's right. Lets call them the Dragon Blitz Force.
Everyone agreed.
Nico: That's a great name.
Me: These are the keys from the Supernova Flashman Rangers from 1987.
Vince: Those look interesting.
Lynn: They sure do.
Luan: They sure can Flash around! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?
Most of us laughed while everyone else groaned.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!
Eddy: (Laughs) Good one!
Lynn Sr.: (Laughs Offscreen) Good one!
Me: That was funny.
Luan: Lets call these rangers the Nova Flashteam.
Everyone agreed.
Me: That's a great name Luan.
Luan: It was the first name that came to my mind.
Nico: That's all right.
Me: These are the Ranger Keys for the Light Squadron Maskman from 1988.
Luna: Those are rockin' dudes. Lets call them the Lightmask Squad.
Everyone agreed.
Me: That name is rockin' dudette! (Hangs Loose Sign)
Luna: Thanks dude.
Me: These are the Ranger Keys for the Super Beast Squadron Maskman from 1989.
Leni: Lets call them the Super Beast Squadron Maskman.
We looked at Leni like she was talking about who know's what.
Lisa: Leni, that name is already occupied over in Japan.
Me: Hmm. How about the Animal Supersquad?
Everyone agreed with me and that name.
Leni: That works too.
Me: Good. These are the Ranger Keys from Japan's Version of the Turbo Rangers.
Nico: So there are two versions of the Turbo Power Rangers. One in Japan and one here in America.
Me: Exactly. So to avoid confusion lets call Japan's version of the Turbo Rangers the Race Force.
Lori: That literally works.
Me: Thanks. These are the Ranger Keys for the Earth Squadron Fiveman.
Laney: That's an interesting group. How about we call them the Star Earth Five?
Everyone agreed.
Me: That's a great name Laney.
Luna: Radical name Lanes.
Laney: Thanks.
These are the Ranger Keys for the Birdman Squadron Jetman from 1992.
Nico: Those are interesting.
Lori: Those are literally interesting. It would be cool to use their powers.
Me: It sure would.
Lori: How about we call them the Hyperjet Squad.
Everyone agreed with Lori's name for them.
Me: That's a great name for them Lori.
Lori: Thank you.
Me: These Ranger Keys are for the 5-Star Squadron Great Ranger's from 1994.
Vince: Those are interesting.
Me: I remember seeing you guys turn into them on TV.
Noah Carver: We sure did.
Troy Burrows: That was the first Japanese Power Rangers we turned into.
Me: That's right. Lets call them the Starforce Pentasquad.
Everyone agreed with me.
Lana: That's a great name for them J.D.
Gia Moran: I like it.
Me: I'm glad.
Trini Kwan: By the way J.D., we saw in some of your battles that you managed to utilize the Dinozords and the Thunderzords. But they were destroyed by Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd ages ago.
Me: I remember that. That was awful.
Maria: Zord destructions are always heartbreaking. Fortunately, none of you guys will have to relive those terrible moments again.
Me: That's right Maria. I actually rebuilt and fully repaired the Dinozords and the Thunderzords.
Jason Lee Scott: You rebuilt the zords!?
Tommy Oliver: You rebuilt the Dinozords?
Me: I sure did. And the Thunderzords.
Jason Lee Scott: I don't know what to say except... thank you.
Me: No problem Jason.
Kimberly Ann Hart: How did you do it?
Me: That is a long story.
FLASHBACK
Me: (Narrating) It was 5 years ago. I watched the episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers where Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd destroyed the Thunder Megazord and the White Tiger Megazord and it dealt the Power Rangers a devastating and crippling blow. When I saw that, I set out to find the wreckage of the destroyed Megazords. I found them in the mountains of California buried under a blanket of moss and grass. I used my powers to bring back the wrecked Zords to my house in Colorado and started working on them. I worked tirelessly around the clock rebuilding them from scratch. It took days to do it. But after 19 days of hard work and sleepless nights I rebuilt the Dinozords and the Thunderzords.
The flashback shows me doing all that.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Nico: Wow! So that's how you brought the Dinozords and Thunderzords back.
Lincoln: That's amazing.
Carter Grayson: That sure is something.
Maria: By the way Lincoln, I noticed something in your side of the trophy case. I saw that you won a trophy for football.
Lincoln: I sure did. Mom signed me up into football without my consent.
Horsea: Lincoln, did Rita really sign you up for football?
Lincoln: She sure did.
Me: I remember that. But that was a good experience for you and me.
FLASHBACK
[Episode begins with Lincoln playing a video game of Muscle Fish escaping a crazy kitchen. Rita comes in to his room.]
Rita: "Lincoln, why don't you go outside? It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day."
Lincoln: "Actually, Mom, some studies show-"
Rita: "Out."
Lincoln: "Right..."
[Cut to the tree in the backyard; Lincoln is still playing his video game.]
Rita: "That's not what I meant! You need to get some exercise! And I have just the thing."
[The mall. Lynn Sr. and some of the other fathers are power walking inside.]
Lynn Sr.: [panting] "Good workout, eh, son?"
Lincoln: [keeping up at a normal pace] "Feeling the burn, Dad..."
Lynn Sr.: "Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels!"
[Lincoln comes to a halt and sees the arcade. He goes inside and plays Total Turbo: Super Bikers XXII only to get caught.]
Lynn Sr.: "Ahem?"
Lincoln: "Oh! Hey, Dad." [chuckles nervously] "Guess I'm paying for the pretzels..."
[His dad grabs him. Back at the house, Rita is following along with an aerobics show.]
Rita: [panting] "Phew. See? Exercise can be fun! Whee!"
[It appears Lincoln is following along.]
Lincoln: "I read ya loud and clear, Mom."
[It turns out he's just reading a comic book he taped to his mother's glutes. As he tries to turn the page, the comic tears and falls off, leading Rita to realize.]
Rita: "Lincoln! I see I'm going to have to take other measures."
Lincoln: [uneasy] "What kind of measures?"
[He is now given gear for a certain sport.]
Lincoln: "Football? Come on, Mom. You know sports aren't my thing."
[Cut to a montage of Lincoln participating in sports, but not actually playing them. He's playing catch with Clyde. Clyde tosses him the ball but he's just reading comic books and misses the ball. He's playing Basketball with Liam. Liam passes the ball, but it just passes by Lincoln preoccupied with his comics. He's playing Badminton with Lola. Lola serves the shuttlecock, but he has his racket secured around his sweatband while he's playing video games and the shuttlecock hits him in the head, not even fazing him. Lynn tosses a horseshoe that misses the ringer and hits Lincoln's shin.]
Lincoln: "OW!"
[End montage]
Rita: "Ugh. I know, honey, but you left me no choice. One way or another, you have to get some exercise."
Lincoln: "Mom, wait! Look!" [pretends to do aerobics] "I'm exercising right now!" [pulls a muscle] "Ow, ow! Charley Horse!"
[Rita sighs and walks away.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Clearly, I cannot play football. Fortunately, in a big family, there's always someone who can help you out of a jam."
Lucy: Don't worry, Lincoln. I'll pay my respects at your funeral.
Lincoln gulped in fear.
[He's conversing with Lola about his quandary.]
Lola: "An injury to get out of sports...that can be arranged."
Lincoln: "Just not the face."
Lola: "We'll see..." [She sips her tea.]
[In the backyard. Lola has her kiddie car all warmed up, ready to do something that involves injuring Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "Go easy, okay?" [sticks his leg out]
Lola: [grinning fiercely] "We'll see."
[She puts the pedal to the metal, and at the last second, Lincoln moves his leg out of the way, making Lola crash right into the trash.]
Lola: [enraged] "YOU WANT AN INJURY?! I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!" [charges at Lincoln]
Lincoln: [trying to run away only to pull a muscle again.] "Ow, ow! Charley Horse!"
[Lola pounces on him to pulverize him until me and Varie shows up.]
We grabbed them.
Me: Okay Lola, that's enough!
Varie: What's all this about?
Lola: "Well, he deserves it! I was trying to help him get out of playing Football, and he made me total my car! AND I JUST PUT IN THE CUPCAKE AIR FRESHENER!"
Me: You were trying to get out of playing football Lincoln? Why?
Lincoln: J.D., you've gotta get me outta this!
Me: Come on Lincoln, me and Varie can help you get ready. It's not gonna be easy but you can do it.
Lincoln: You really think so?
Me: Sure. I used to be in the Elementary School and Middle School Football teams.
Lincoln: Cool!
Me: Lets get you started Lincoln.
Lincoln: What if I get myself out of football? I'll go out there and faint. I don't play football anymore and I keep my life. Everyone's happy.
Lynn: Fainting won't work. The other players will know you're faking.
Lincoln: Who says I'll be faking it?!
Me: Lincoln! Focus. Lets get you training.
[I showed Lincoln how to step by running through tires which he trips over and gets rolled off by. I show him how to drink raw eggs for protein. He tries it only to throw up in the toilet. I show him how to pass by tossing a ball through the center of the tire swing. He misses and gets pegged in the back of the head by the ball. I take him for a jog around the neighborhood. But as we trained more and more, Lincoln was making incredibly significant progress. Lincoln was getting better and better and better. Lynn was watching us practice.]
[At Ketcham Park, we were practicing receiving.]
Lynn: "Hike!" [passes the ball to Lincoln]
[Lincoln gets decked in the eye and crashes by the feet of some bulky Football kids who laugh at his pain.]
Hawk: "If you clowns are done, we need the field! We gotta practice for junior football league."
Me: Well if it isn't Hawk and Hank.
Varie: The two biggest Jerks in town.
Lincoln: "You guys are playing junior football, too? What team are you on?"
Hawk: "The Hazeltucky Hockers!"
[They hock loogies]
Hank:"What team are you on?"
Lincoln: "The Royal Woods Roosters!"
Lincoln & Lynn: [waving their hands high up] "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
Hawk: "Nice cheer. When we play you, you're cock-a-doodle-doomed!"
Hank: "Yeah! I'm gonna pluck me a few feathers!"
Me: Not if I spill your blood all over the place.
[They laugh which irks Lynn.]
Lynn: "You chumps are lucky I'm not playing, 'cuase I'd whoop all your butts!"
Hawk: [ruffles her hair not intimidated one bit.] "Sure you would, ponytail."
[Hawk and Hank walk off laughing some more.]
Me: We'll show them.
We got Lincoln ready for the game. Lincoln was ready. He was learning so much from me and Lynn and he was ready. He played the game and he became a champ!
Lynn Sr.: "Not telling your family..." [in a proud tone] "...you're a big Football star!?" [holds up a newspaper with a front page article about his Football status.] "Crowds Love Loud! Haven't seen that headline since my break dancing days. We're so proud of you, son! We're all gonna be at your game tomorrow!"
Lincoln: [worrisome] "All of you?"
Lynn Sr. "You betcha! And if you need some new moves for your touchdown dance..." [shows off some of his break dancing moves and scats.] "I'm on fire, on fire, on fire!" [dances and scats some more.]
Me: Great job Lincoln. You are on a roll today.
[The big game. It's the Roosters VS the Hockers. Lynn Sr. is dressed in a Rooster costume with his tail feathers blocking Rita's face. Lana has face makeup on and is holding a sign that says "GO!". Lily has one that says "GOO!" with her face as the first "O". Lucy has a sign that says "Embrace the darkness". Leni, Luan, Luna, and Lola are excited for the game, but Lisa is just reading a book on advanced calculus. Lori is using binoculars to search for her star player brother.]
Lori: "I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere." [spots him right in front of her face and drops the binoculars in fright.] "AAAHH!"
Lincoln: [waving] "Hey, guys!"
Rita: "There's my little Football star!"
Lana: "Lincoln! Sign my hat!" [tosses it to him]
Lincoln: [laughs] "Saving it for the game."
Varie: Lincoln, I don't think you have a choice. You have to run away from football tryouts.
Lincoln: If I do that, I won't be able to show myself at school again. I'll be finished as a student.
Announcer: "Number one, Lincoln Loud!"
Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, as a special treat, Luna Loud will be performing the National Anthem! Please remove all hats and helmets."
[A rocking version of the Star-Spangled Banner begins to play, with Lynn in a conundrum.]
Lynn: "Uh...I gotta pee." [runs off]
[Lincoln switches out to join the rest of the anthem as Luna finishes her performance by smashing her axe on stage.]
Luna: "LET'S PLAY BALL, DUDES!"
Hawk: "Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? We're gonna knock you on your tail feathers."
Lincoln: Bring it you freaks!
[They hock loogies and Lynn growls at them viciously. The game starts with the kickoff and Lynn catches the ball and scores a touchdown.]
Referee: "Touchdown, Roosters!"
[The Louds and some of the show's staff cheer for this, but the rest of the staff is upset by it. Lynn Sr. breaks out some of his dance moves and knocks his drink with his tail feathers, causing it to splash Lincoln below.]
Announcer: "Tackle made by Loud!"
[A hot dog lands on Lynn's head.]
Announcer: "Ball carried by Loud!"
[Some popcorn falls on Lynn.]
Announcer: "Touchdown, Lincoln Loud!"
[This time, Lynn puts on an umbrella hat and saves herself from getting splashed by water.]
Lynn: "Ha!" [gets hit by dropped binoculars.] "Ow!"
[The ref blows his whistle.]
Referee: "Halftime!"
[Later, The score is 28 to 27 with the Roosters leading by one.]
Coach: "We're up by one with a minute to go. Just don't blow it."
Lincoln: [does the cheer] "Cock-a-doodle-doo, coach!" [heads out onto the field to play.] "You can do this. You can do this."
Rita: Do you think that signing Lincoln up for football wasn't a good idea after all?
Me: It's a one time shot Ms. Rita.
Hawk: "Back for more, Loud? Bad choice."
[Hockers hock again]
Lincoln: [intimidated] "You can't do this."
Rooster Player: "Set, hut, hut, hike!" [snaps the ball and passes it to Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "I caught it!"
The Hockers came charging at Lincoln. Lincoln then remembered a scene from the movie Ice Age and he got the courage to charge through them. Lincoln ran in slow motion and he was dodging all the players. He plowed through the Hockers. That made Lynn Jr.'s jaw drop along with everyone else's jaws dropping and he went straight for the goal line and he was really letting them have it as he was charging through. The Hockers were missing him each time. But then he got to the end zone of the field and the timer ran out and Lincoln scored! ROYAL WOODS ROOSTERS WIN, 35 - 27!
Announcer: TOUCHDOWN ROYAL WOODS! THE ROYAL WOODS ROOSTERS WIN!
Rita: HE DID IT!
Me: HE DID IT! WAY TO GO LINCOLN!
Varie: That was just like what happened in the movie Ice Age!
We rushed onto the field and we hoisted Lincoln up for winning the game.
Lori: I'm so proud of you baby bro!
Me: You were awesome Lincoln!
Lynn was in tears of joy.
Lincoln: I DID IT!
Me: You sure did buddy!
Lincoln hugged his family.
Lynn: (Sniffles) I am so proud of you bro.
Lincoln: Thanks Lynn. Thanks J.D. I owe it all to you guys.
Me: No problem buddy.
We later went back to the Loud House and Lincoln and me and Laney were looking at his first ever true trophy.
Lincoln put the trophy in the trophy case.
Me: Congratulations buddy. Your first true trophy.
Lincoln: Thanks J.D. All your training really paid off.
Me: It sure did. I'm proud of you buddy.
We high five.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: That was an unforgettable game.
Lincoln: It sure was. After that I retired from Football to help J.D. on all his adventures.
Me: That's right.
Nico: That was awesome Lincoln. You won your first ever football game.
Varie: He sure did.
Lynn: I'm proud of my brother.
Laney: We all are.
Me: Not only that but a lot of people in Hazeltucky bet on Hawk and Hank and they lost big time.
Laney: I heard about that. They bet all their life savings.
Nico: I bet they were pretty steamed about losing it all.
Me: "Steamed" is an understatement Nico. They all lost everything and they now want revenge on Lincoln. But the good news is we beat them up and sent them to prison.
Lori: Good.
We were talking more.
Elsewhere in the middle of town, James M. was having dinner with Seia at Lynn's Table. They were talking about what happened and more about what has been going on around the world. It was a good time for them. They then went to a movie and they saw The King and I from 1956. Lastly they went to the park to look at the stars and they were under the light of the full moon and they kissed for the first time. It was a happy time for them as they were on their first date.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and another awesome flashback chapter done.
I got the idea for this one from when me and ninjakingofhearts were doing an RP on deviantart for the alternate ending of the episode. That was awesome! Credit goes to you for helping me out dude. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Darkhai gave me his ideas for what I did at the end. Thanks guys. Let me know what you think. Next up is the SpongeBob SquarePants Episode Banned In Bikini Bottom and Lily and the Neptune Crusaders are gonna make sure that old bunch of hagfish of T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. never bans Krabby Patties ever!
See you all next time.
