It was morning in the Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate, Maria, Nico and May were the first to get up. Leni and Lynn got up next. Leni was currently wondering what to spend her money on.
Leni: Jeez with all that money I've saved up from working at Reininger's, I don't know what to buy.
Lynn: We get it Leni, you have a job, I'm still shocked that you were able to get a job, especially when your not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Leni: I may be dumb, but I know how to cook, plus it also helps when one of your sisters is working there."
Leni then got out her money and flipped it.
Leni: Oh how that makes me happy.
Maria: Morning guys.
Leni: Like, morning Maria.
Maria: That's weird. Lincoln's usually the first one down for breakfast.
Nico: You think one of us should check on him?
May: Here he comes.
Just then Lincoln came by wearing his day-to-day clothes, looking like he had been beaten up, and went into the bathroom. When he got there he started to brush his teeth.
Leni: Linky, boy am I glad to see you, how about you and I go to the mall and maybe I can buy you something, like a video game, a new comic, or other things you like?
Lincoln then finished brushing his teeth.
Lincoln: Not in the mood Leni, I'm in a lot of pain right now.
Nico: Are you okay Lincoln?
Lincoln: Do I look like I'm okay?
Leni: What's wrong Linky?
Leni then tapped Lincoln's back making him drop his toothbrush.
Lincoln: Oh you made me drop my toothbrush. (Crabby Snap) Move aside will you, can't a guy get a little space now?!
Leni: (Tears form) "I'm sorry Linky."
Lynn: Harsh.
Lincoln then went to grab his toothbrush when he felt his back snap.
Lincoln: "(In pain) "OW! my back!"
Nico: (Cringes) OOOH! Geez that must've hurt!
Leni: Are you hurt Linky?
Lincoln: No! I'm just double over in pain, fighting back tears in my eyes because of a new dance craze!
Lily: (To herself) Where have I seen this before?
Leni: Oh good because for a second I thought you were hurt."
Lincoln: (Snaps) I am hurt you idiot!"
He then sees tears forming in her eyes.
Lincoln: I'm sorry I snapped at you, Leni. It's just that my back is killing me. It's my old, lumpy mattress. It's like I'm sleeping on a bunch of rocks."
Me: Yikes! Maybe you need a new mattress Lincoln.
Lincoln then sighed and left down stairs.
Leni: Poor Linky.
Nico: Poor Lincoln. What are we going to do, Maria?
Maria: Maybe we can massage Lincoln's back. It'll be an effective solution.
Me: That's a great idea.
Leni: We should get Linky a new mattress and surprise him with it as a gift. Then he won't act like Lori anymore!"
Lori: (Offscreen) I HEARD THAT!"
Me: That's a great idea. It'll be a perfect gift for him. You girls can go to the mattress store across the way to get one.
Later Nico, Laney, Maria, May, Leni, Lori, Lana, Luna, and Luan were in Vanzilla.
They got out at the Mattress store.
Lori: Alright we're here.
Luan: Yeah just make sure we don't 'sleep' on the job. (Laughs) Waite, make sure we take 'mattress' into your own hands. (Laughs)
Nico: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!
Luan: Wait, I got like seven more.
Maria: Lets worry about the jokes for later Luan.
They all then walked to the mattress store.
Nico: Thanks for coming with us, May.
May: No problem, sweetie. I always wanted to go to a mattress store.
Lana: Me too.
Maria: We should probably do something about Lincoln's old mattress after this.
Luna: Great idea Maria.
When they went inside they were amazed by how big it looked on the inside.
Nico: Whoa!
Maria: Look at all the mattresses!
Leni: I've never seen so many mattresses before."
Luan: I'll say.
Leni: How many do you think there are?
Lana then looked around.
Lana: 40.
The manager came.
Manager: There's plenty more than that. Come try them out. Find one you like.
Nico: Okay.
Luna jumps on a mattress, but Leni shakes her head. (Too Jumpy) Leni lays down on a mattress, but sinks into it as Luna shakes her head. (Too soft) Luna falls on her back on a rock-hard mattress. They cringe from that. (Hard as a rock) Luan sits in a racecar bed and Leni gives the thumbs up and then a crashing sound is heard. Luan sits on a bed with a bunch of needles and the employee holds up a first-aid kit. (Ouch) Finally, Lynn sits on a mattress that rotates in rolling from side to side. After thirty minutes of looking for a perfect mattress, Lana found the perfect one. It was incredibly soft and it almost made her go to sleep. They had found Lincoln's new mattress.
After signing some forms and paying for the mattress, Nico and Maria took the mattress back to the house by flying. Who needs a car when you can fly and have powerful strength.
Back at the house, they were getting the mattress ready.
Luna: Alright dudes, Lincoln is at Clydes for the rest of the day, so that means we have enough time to take Lincoln's new mattress to his room, go dump his old one at the dump and surprise him.
Nico: Good idea Luna.
Lori then looked over at Nico and May.
Lori: Why don't you guys go and make Lincoln's card? We already signed it, you two just go and put the finishing touches.
May: Okay Lori.
Lana: Okay Lori.
Luan: Just don't try and 'mattress' it up. Hahaha.
Nico: (Laughs) That was funny.
Luna: That wasn't even a good one Luan. Now come on, let's go get this mattress over to Lincoln's room.
Lori, Luna, and Luan then lifted the mattress and went inside the house.
20 minutes later
Lynn had just got back from practice and was ready to watch some t.v. when she saw Lincoln's old mattress outside the house. When she got inside, she saw Nico, May, Leni and Lana giggling and drawing on a piece of paper. Just then she saw Lori, Luna, and Luan come down the stairs with triumphant smiles.
Maria: What are you two doing?
Nico: Making a card for Lincoln. To go with his new mattress. You wanna sign it?
Maria: Sure. [signs card] Just need to put the finishing touches. [licks envelope] There, I signed it for all of us.
May: You think he'll like it?
Nico: Well, as long as Lincoln is happy with his new mattress.
Later at night
Lincoln groans as he gets to bed
Lincoln: Another night on my old lumpy mattress.
Lincoln then lays down only to realize how comfortable it is.
Lincoln: That's odd, my mattress feels comfortable and cozy.
Lincoln then fell asleep.
Nico, Maria, May, Leni, Lana, and Lynn then barged into Lincoln's room.
Nico, Maria, and May: Surprise!
Lincoln: Guys? What are you doing in my bedroom?
Nico: Well, we noticed how miserable you were on your lumpy, old mattress.
Maria: So we decided to get you a new one.
May: We hope you like it!
Lynn: I thought it was my idea.
Lincoln: [through gritted teeth] So, where's my old mattress then? [fury goes up]
Maria: Don't worry, Lincoln, I took care of that personally. I had it hauled away to the dump.
Lincoln: [jumps on Maria] All of my comic books were in that mattress!
Maria: What?! Haven't you ever heard of a book shelf?!
Lincoln: No!
May: Well, he probably doesn't have a book shelf in his room yet.
Nico: We haven't thought about that!
Lincoln: NO!
Lincoln then passed out.
Lana: And we got you this card. (Held up the card.)
Lincoln: Are there any comics in it?
Me: I made one in it and made this one for you.
I held up my comic.
Lincoln: Ace Savvy and the Full House Gang in The Ruthless Savagery of The Royal Flush Vikings. Thanks J.D.!
I handed him the new comic I made.
Lincoln: Thanks for getting me a new mattress guys. To tell you the truth I needed one. My back was really starting to hurt. That mattress was really hard on my back. But what am I gonna do? All those comics are still in my old one.
Nico: Don't worry Lincoln. Me, Maria and May will get your comics back.
May: Lets head to the Dump! And Lynn and Lana will go with us.
Lynn: (Sighs) Okay.
Lana: Whoo-hoo! I love the dump.
Me: (Chuckles) Lana.
They were off to the dump.
Later at the Dump.
Lynn, Lana, Nico, Maria, and May were walking to the dump. Maria was carrying Horsea, May, was carrying Manaphy, Poromon was flying by me, and Poliwag walking by my side.
Nico: I think this is a nice bonding experience for all three of us.
Maria: You said it!
May: I agree! (notices my concerned look) Is something wrong, Nico?
Nico: Well, I'm worried about what might happen with J.D. when we fight Hawk Moth. There's a good chance I might have to end up fighting my own best friend.
Maria: C'mon, Nico. You know that J.D. can't be Akumatized by Hawk Moth.
Nico: (sighs) I'm not talking about him being Akumatized. I'm worried that he might try and kill Hawk Moth if he gets provoked enough. And I don't want that to happen. We're trying to reunite Adrien's family, not break it apart any further.
May: C'mon, Nico. J.D. said that he and the rest of the Loud Kids will keep their cool when we fight Hawk Moth and his minions.
Nico: He also said we were going to throw Jude Heartfilia in prison. But we ended up killing him becuase he killed Arixam the first time. Not that I'm complaining, of course. I still want J.D. to participate in fighting Hawk Moth. But I fear that the resulting battle is going to drive him to become just like Superman's Justice Lord counterpart.
Maria: (puts comforting hand on my shoulder) C'mon, Nico. You know JD. It'll take more then Hawk Moth to push him into becoming corrupt.
May: Maria's right. Sure, J.D. might get angry about Hawk Moth. But he won't break. He'll still be the hero that we've always seen be.
Nico: (smiles) Thanks, girls. I needed that.
They arrived at the dump.
Lana: What a dump!
Nico: It's closed for the night. The gates are locked.
Maria: We got to get in there guys. Lincoln loves those comics.
Lana: I know.
Lana then noticed something familiar over the fence.
Lana: Hey guys, isn't that the mattress over there?"
Leni then took a good look at it.
Leni: Terrific, Lana, you found it!
Nico: Good work Lana.
Lynn: What? Where? Lemme see. Where?"
Lana: There it is Lynn, underneath that really big guard dog.
Lynn then looked at the guard dog sleeping on Lincoln's mattress and he looked like a Rottweiler, mixed with a German Shepherd, mixed with a Cane Corso, mixed with an American Pit Bull Terrier, 4 of the most dangerous dog breeds mixed in one.
Lynn: Oh, that figures.
Nico: Oh boy. That dog looks like a mean one.
Lana: He sure does.
Lynn: Hey Leni, take a closer look to see if that's the real deal.
Leni: Okay.
Leni then took a closer look at the mattress.
Leni: Well, that's Linky's old mattress, alright. Let's go get it.
Lynn: Okay, here's the plan: Leni, Lynn, you two quietly go in there, remove the mattress out from the guard dog without... waking... the dog.
Lana: Why not? I wanna pet it.
Leni: Because that would be rude, Lana.
Nico: That dog looks like it was trained to kill guys.
Lynn: Yeah, and nothing's meaner than a junkyard guard dog. He'll eat you alive!
Lana: Hey wait a minute, what are you gonna do?
Lynn: Oh, I've got the most important job: I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe.
Maria: Good idea. But if your plan doesn't work, we'll do my plans.
Lynn then giggled a little bit once Leni and Lana started climbing the fence.
Lana then made it to the top of the fence only to see Leni sitting there.
Leni: Ah, isn't it beautiful, Lana? You can see everything from up here.
Lana: WOW!
Leni: Hey, Lana, I think I can see our huge house from here.
Lana: Where? I can't see it.
All that ruckus then caused the fence to flip around to where Lynn was is inside and Leni & Lana are out side.
Nico: Whoa!
Leni & Lana: WOW!
The two of them then laughed.
Lana: Let's do it again.
May: Okay now that was funny.
Nico: It sure was.
Lynn: What did you blockheads do?
Lana: Lynn, what are you doing there? You were suppose to keep watch"
Leni: Yeah, and you woke up the guard dog too.
Nico: Uh oh.
Lynn: I didn't do it. You two blockheads woke... [Lynn then heard growling behind her] ... the... dog."
Lynn then screamed as the dog attacked her.
IT WAS TEARING HER APART!
Meanwhile back at the estate.
Lynn Sr.: They should've been back by now.
Me: Don't worry Mr. Lynn. They'll be okay.
Rita: Maybe they hit traffic on their way to the Dump?
Fu: No, they walked and flew the whole way.
Lucy Loud: Or they got eaten up by the guard dog, Hunter.
Lynn Sr. and Rita: "WHAT!"
Hunter: (German Accent) Are you talking about me Lucy?
Lucy: No this is a guard dog named Hunter.
Lucy then turned off the light, got out her flashlight and then told us about Hunter the guard dog.
Lucy Loud: Legend says that Hunter wasn't born naturally through love like all dogs, but was bred by the owner of the junkyard, Tom... um I forgot his last name. Anyways Tom the owner bred Hunter from the most aggressive dog breeds out there to make the most dangerous and loyal guard dog. He spends his nights, watching over the junkyard and eating any of it's trespassers. Nico, May, Maria, Leni, Lana, and Lynn are goners by now."
Lucy then turned the lights back on.
We gasped in horror!
Me: That dog is a HELLHOUND!
Rita was horrified!
Rita: I sent my babies to their death! (Breaks down Crying)
Me: Don't worry Ms. Rita. We'll bring them back!
Lincoln: Be careful guys. I'd help you all, but my back still hurts.
Me: We'll bring your comics back too buddy. Along with a brand new bookshelf for you. Lets roll!
We were off to the Dump.
Back at the Dump
Lynn was badly hurt and she was mangled up really bad. She had cuts, bruises, bite marks, Black eye, bleeding cuts and scrapes and her clothes were ripped to shreds.
Nico: That dog really did a number on you Lynn.
Lynn: Yeah it sure did.
Maria: How are we going to lure that doo away?
Poliwag: Leave it to me, Poromon, Manaphy, and Horsea.
May: Go get him.
Maria: I can fly over and get the mattress while he's distracted.
Nico: Good idea.
They hopped over the fence.
Poromon: Hey, dumb dog!
The dog turned and saw Poromon, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Horsea blow raspberries at him.
It barked ferociously.
Maria flew over the fence and grabbed the mattress and flew back.
Maria: Success!
Nico: Way to go Maria!
May: Nice job!
Horsea: HELP!
Maria: Horsea!
She went back to get her!
The dog was about to lunge at Horsea, but Maria knocked it to the ground with a blast of water.
Maria: (pissed off) YOU STAY AWAY FROM HORSEA!
She flew off with Manaphy, Poromon, Horsea and Poliwag in her hands.
Maria: There we go.
Manaphy: That was close.
Horsea: Thanks Maria.
Maria: Anytime.
Nico: Now it's time to scare this dog.
May: How are we gonna do that?
Nico whistled.
Nico: Here Cujo! Here boy!
Then a green little puppy with a spike collar and red eyes appeared.
Nico: Who's a good boy?
Lana: Whoa! A ghost puppy!
Leni: Oh he's so cute!
Nico: But watch what he can do. See that big dog over there boy?
Cujo barked happily.
Nico: Sic em, Cujo!
Cujo then walked up to Hunter the Guard Dog and phased through the fence. Hunter growled. Then Cujo turned into a huge monster guard dog and roared and barked ferociously at Hunter while drooling spit. Hunter then ran away whimpering in fear.
Cujo then returned to them and he went back to puppy size.
Lana: Good boy Cujo! Good boy!
Lynn: Wow. That is a really awesome dog.
Lana: Cujo is so cool!
Me: Guys!
We landed.
Me: Are you all okay?
Nico: We're okay. But Lynn isn't.
Fu: Holy Shit! Lynn you look like you went through a meat grinder.
Lynn: I know. I was mauled by that dog.
Me: I know.
Sora: Leave this to me.
Sora used his potion on Lynn and healed her.
Lynn: Thanks Sora.
Sora: No problem.
Me: But you guys got the mattress.
Maria: We sure did.
Laney: Lets get Lincoln's comics and head back.
Me: Okay.
I pulled out a plastic organizing container and we took all of the comics out of the mattress and put them in the container.
Lily: Now I remember where I saw this. Mr. SquarePants, me, Squidward and Patrick went to the Mattress Store to get Mr. Krabs a brand new mattress for his aching back. But we found out that Mr. Krabs kept all of his money in his mattress. He went into a cash coma and only the return of his money would bring him back. The Police threatened to take Stupid Squidward to jail for murder if he doesn't pull through. We brought the mattress back in the end and we put all of Mr. Krabs money into a bank account in the end.
Me: Boy talk about Deja Vu.
Nico: No kidding. And this was before you sent Squidward back to the Nuthouse and Mr. Krabs to Federal Prison?
Lily: It sure was Nico.
Maria: Wow.
We put the mattress back into the dump and we brought Lincoln's comics back to him. We bought Lincoln a brand new bookshelf for him in the morning. Lincoln was happy with his new mattress and he learned the hard way that he should never put his comics or anything in his mattress.
Lily went to work and told Mr. SquarePants and Mr. Krabs about what happened to Lincoln.
Mr. Krabs: Boy. Talk about a sense of deja vu Lass.
Lily: It sure was Mr. Krabs. But it was good that they were trying to get Lincoln a new mattress.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) It sure was. But at least he didn't go into a Cash Coma like Mr. Krabs did.
Lily: That's true Mr. SquarePants. But Lincoln didn't have all his money in his mattress. He had all his comic books in his mattress. No offense Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: None taken lass.
Lily: Lincoln would've gone into a Comic Coma had J.D. not step in.
They laughed.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and another SpongeBob Episode done.
The Lost Mattress was a funny episode of Season 4. It was really silly! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is Scooby Doo and the Samurai Sword. Get ready for an awesome adventure of honor in Japan.
See you all next time
