Title: Fair Warning

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Dee, Ryo.

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 267: Haunt / Haunted at drabble_weekly.

Spoilers/Setting: After the manga.

Summary: The hotel Ryo has booked them into is very old, leading Dee to worry that it might be haunted.

Disclaimer: I don't own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.

A/N: Double drabble.

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Dee eyed the building dubiously. "I don't know, are ya sure this is the right place? Looks more like a haunted house than a hotel, kinda old and creepy."

"So what if it's old?" Ryo was blissfully unconcerned. "Britain has more history than the States; a lot of buildings have been around for centuries. I think it's cool; it's got atmosphere."

"That's called spookiness, babe. I'd lay ya odds, if we checked the website for this place there'd be a whole slew of ghost sightings, datin' back to when it was built."

"There aren't. I know what you're like, so I checked. The owner was quite apologetic about the fact that it's not haunted. She assumed because we're American tourists we'd be looking for somewhere with resident ghosts, but I told her we just wanted somewhere to sleep where we were guaranteed NOT to be woken by things that go bump in the night. Now come on, let's get checked in."

"Fine, but I want it on record, if there turn out to be ghosts here after all and I get scared to death, I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass for eternity!"

"Don't make promises you can't keep."

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The End