NOTE: The flashback in this chapter takes place between the events of A Duckberg Reunion and A Sociopathic Imaginary Friend.
At the Jupiter Prison, it was time for another Rant Fest against the most hated evil babysitter in the world: ICKY VICKY.
Lincoln: YOU ARE THE MOST UGLY FUCKED UP BITCH EVER! I HATE YOU VICKY!
Marinette: So these are your rant fests?
Nico: Yep. They are so much fun. We rant at Icky Vicky and she is the most hated of all.
Adrien: Wow. But why is Vicky hated?
Me: Oh that's right, you guys don't know about this. Icky Vicky as she's called is a ruthless evil babysitter and she gets a sick thrill out of torturing and killing kids. She's a remorseless, psychotic, evil, cruel, arrogant and greedy psychopathic bitch.
I revealed her history.
Vicky is the secondary antagonists of The Fairly OddParents. She is one of Timmy Turner's most personal enemies and his remorseless, arrogant and cruel babysitter.
Background
As revealed in Abra-Catastrophe!, Vicky first started babysitting Timmy Turner when he was eight and she was fourteen. Timmy had found a flier advertising Vicky's babysitting service, and panicked and called this number when his parents tricked him into thinking he was being left alone. When Vicky arrived, she convinced Timmy's parents that they could use a babysitter so they would have time for each other to go out and do adult things. From that point on, Vicky tormented Timmy whenever she babysat him, and his parents would continue to spend time away leaving him under Vicky's cruel care. Timmy became so miserable that he needed fairy godparents. With them, he was able to use magic to get even with Vicky. Even with his fairies, Timmy is still challenged by Vicky over the course of the show. She has also worked other non-babysitting jobs, usually if they involve hurting others or holding sharp objects. In most of her early appearances, the simple act of saying her name would cause thunder and lightning to flash in the sky.
Early life
Vicky appears to have started babysitting at age fourteen or possibly earlier. When she first met Timmy when he was eight, she was just as mean as she is now. It is never explained why Vicky is the way that she is, although several conflicting plots have been put forth. In the episode Snow Bound, she reveals that she had a rough childhood. In Tiny Timmy, it is said that her niceness never showed up to work inside her brain. In Vicky Loses Her Icky, the cause of her evilness is attributed to an evil bug that crawled up her butt (although it is equally likely that the bug was a pure concentration of her evil personality). In the episode The Switch Glitch, after Timmy wished for Vicky to turn into a five-year-old, she was actually nice but turned bad when she wanted revenge on Timmy for being a mean babysitter. It has also been suggested in fanon that her sister Tootie being born was the cause of her disliking younger kids, and although this has never been explicitly stated, in the episode The Masked Magician, Vicky lists Tootie first as she went through various enemies she had made in her life, as well as her own parents. Hanging in her house is a picture of an infant-aged Vicky that is shown with the same evil scowl she has in her later life, so it's possible she was born this way.
Future
After Timmy Turner successfully defeated Vicky in the past and changed the bad future into a good one, twenty years passed by and Timmy is revealed to have two children, a son, and a daughter. The children bear a resemblance to Vicky's little sister Tootie among other characters, meaning that these children would be Vicky's nephew and niece if Tootie married Timmy. Some fans even believe that Vicky herself could have been the mother, and even if so, it's possible that her children could have inherited genes from their grandmother. The two children are babysat by a robot that looks and acts like Vicky, so it is likely that Timmy has some connection with her in the future, or has at the very least reconciled with her. It is also possible, even implied in some of Adult Timmy's dialogue, that because he forgot about his fairies in his later life, Timmy eventually assumed that it was his parents, and by extension Vicky, who helped shape him into becoming a responsible adult instead of his fairies. Therefore he believes that hiring a babysitter that resembles Vicky will help shape his own children into responsible adults too. Vicky's exact connection with the robot is unknown, but if she makes and designs these robots, she is likely very rich and successful like she always wanted to be.
Alternate Reality
In the episode "Vicky Gets Fired", Timmy's parents attend a cinema and leave Timmy alone with Vicky, but this time, Timmy, determined to prove Vicky is evil, shows his parents a video in which she tapes over their extremely important videotape, causing her to be fired. Vicky then attempts to seek a new line of employment, although she only succeeds in torturing others, resulting in her getting fired by all her bosses, both literally and figuratively. Eventually, she goes to the mayor and reveals to Chompy the Goat that the mayor indulges himself in eating goat meat, causing the goat to chase him out of his office. Vicky then names herself the new mayor and takes over Dimmsdale, rename it "Vickyland" and attacks it with her newly established ape army. Timmy, who is enjoying the time of his life with his god-family, soon discovers that getting Vicky out of his life causes her to ruin everyone else's. Wanda proposes that they take fire-breathing battle-rhinos and a lion-cloth warrior to Vicky to depose her; however, they lose badly, and Timmy tries wishing that Vicky wasn't the mayor. Unfortunately, Vicky, not being mayor, becomes president of the U.S.A. instead and attacks the country with another armored ape army. Timmy tries unwishing that Vicky dominated reality again, only for Vicky to become the "Dark Empress of Everything that Breathes", and began attacking Earth with her Star-Destroyer-like warship. To save the Earth, Timmy reluctantly wishes that Vicky was his babysitter again in order to maintain peace.
Leadership
Vicky was formerly a member of B.R.A.T. (Babysitters Raging Against Twerps) until she was rescued by Timmy Turner and felt grateful. Vicky tried to make a new life being Timmy's friend but he rejected her favors and Vicky returned to her organization more abusive than ever, so much so that their companions named her their new leader. On another occasion, she joined and subsequently lead L.O.S.E.R.S. (composed of Crocker, Dark Laser and Foop) and advised them on how to destroy Timmy once and for all, but, after Timmy wished that these four enemies wanted to be him, all members (including her) ended up destroying each other. Vicky subsequently left the team after their initial failure and ends up being replaced by Timmy's dad (who thought he was joining a sewing club).
Plots
In the 2003 video game "Breakin' Da Rules", Vicky served as the main villain. After picking up Cosmo and Wanda's copy of Da Rules, Vicky received their wishing power and spent the game accidentally wishing Timmy into strange situations such as turning him into a dog or sending him into the past.
The 2004 movie Channel Chasers also featured Vicky as the main antagonist. After taking the Magic Remote away from Timmy and sabotaging the Turner house to frame Timmy for its destruction, Vicky discovered its power and planned on using it to get to the biographical channel and make herself a dictator. The film includes a look into the future where Vicky is victorious and leads an army of masked soldiers. A visit from the future Timmy to his young self assures Vicky's defeat in this plan and she ends up not remembering the events. In the end following her defeat, Timmy's parents fire Vicky for lying to them and being a mean and nasty babysitter to Timmy. This was Vicky's only significant movie role, and she served as the main antagonist for most of the movie.
In the 2009 three-part movie Wishology, Vicky joins forces with Timmy in exchange for twenty dollars. When Timmy "sacrifices" himself to The Darkness, she even shows a moment of remorse for Timmy. However, by the end of the movie, and definitely after Jorgen's memory wipe, she has reverted to her old self.
Me: Vicky shows no remorse for her crimes. Not even one single tear. She's pure evil.
Marinette: She's a monster!
Chloe: I hate her!
Me: We all do. Vicky makes all babysitters look like a total joke and we killed all of her evil friends.
Alya: Good riddance.
Man Boy: Nico, you don't know how happy I am to see that you're alive! I was worried sick!
Nico: Relax, Man Boy. Thundercracker and Maria just told you the news as a precaution. But here I am, still alive.
Man Boy: Well, you should know that Icky Vicky was hoping that you would die.
Me: I heard about that.
Marinette: WHAT!?
Marinette walked up to Icky Vicky and punched her in the face a knocked out some of her teeth.
Nico: OOH! Nice shot.
Laney: (Applause) Good show.
Lana: Nice!
Nico: Watch this.
Nico walked up to Icky Vicky.
Nico: Icky Vicky, aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensie but ever so crucial little tiny detail? (FLARES UP HADES FIRE) I WILL LIVE FOREVER!
Me: YEAH!
Man Boy: Nico, Thanos is getting close to unleashing his endgame, isn't he?
Nico: He is. But luckily, you and some of our enemies will help us against him. Personally, I think you'd do well against Cull Obsidian. I know you probably looking forward to being on Earth again. But keep in mind that if we don't stop Thanos, there won't be an Earth to go back to.
Me: Are we gonna have a huge alliance between villains and heroes to take down Thanos?
Nico: A Truce and a temporary ceasefire.
Me: You are amazing Nico.
We later went back to Earth.
Over in Texas, we were flying and we found The Black Viper Gang!
It is led by Clay Bailey's sister, Jessie Bailey. It is an all-girl gang of motorcyclists with not much known information. They steal Wu from Clay and the monks and at first appear to be ruthless. After the episode, Jesse returned the Shen Gong Wu, all but one. She kept the Wings of Tinabi for her own entertainment.
We intercepted them and stopped them just to talk.
Clay Bailey: (Texas Accent) Jessie.
Jessie Bailey: (Texas Accent) Hello big brother.
Black Viper member (to Spicer): You again? We told your Heylin buddies we're not interested in joining them!
Jack Spicer: That's fine. I'm not with them anymore.
Jessie Bailey: (raises eyebrow) Man, Spicer. You've really changed. I remember when you were less braver.
Maria: Jessie Bailey, right? Clay said you caused a lot of trouble for him before.
Jessie Bailey: That's right. And did my bro also tell ya that we made amends?
William: We just wanted to see it for ourselves.
Jessie Bailey: Look, you don't have to say anything. I've had a lot of thinking to do since the last Xiaolin Showdown I participated in. I'll accept any punishments you have.
Nico: We'll let Mr. Bailey decide your punishment. But the reason we came here is to recruit you and your friends into Team Loud Phoenix Storm. And don't worry. We're not with the Heylin forces.
Cleo: (to Jessie Bailey) You can have the Wings of Tinabi back, Jesse. I was just borrowing them.
Jessie Bailey: (smiles) No. You keep em. Those belong to a member of the Black Vipers. And now, that means you.
Cleo: Thanks.
Jessie Bailey: Now, why don't you join us for lunch? I ordered pizza!
We cheered and we went to the Black Vipers Cave and we had an awesome pizza. We had all kinds of awesome pizzas.
Me: Good pizza.
Jessie Bailey: Thank you kindly.
Laney: Mmm. Just as good as Lola's pizza she made.
Lola: Thank you Laney.
Me: You know, being in a cave like this reminds me of the time we tried to find Stella's Music Box.
Stella (Loud House): I remember that. That was awesome.
FLASHBACK
[On the school bus, Me, Nico, Lincoln, Lincoln, Karla, Stella, and Rusty are riding along, Rusty is snoozing. When the bus stops, Rusty gets thrown against the seat in front of him and wakes up, the rest of the gang boards.]
Stella: "Hey guys, ready for Friday Share?
Clyde: "Heck yes! I brought my dream journal to read excerpts from."
Me: I brought this.
I pulled out an amazing red diamond.
Me: The Sonic Diamond of High Note C.
Girl Jordan: Wow! That is beautiful!
Mollie: That diamond is amazing.
Me: Thanks. I found it in a river. Watch this.
I pinged the diamond and it released a very high pitch sonic note and it shattered all of the windows in the bus.
SMASH!
Nico: Wow! That was powerful!
Lincoln: No kidding!
Clyde: My glasses!
Me: Sorry guys! Sorry Clyde.
I snapped my fingers and fixed everything.
Me: This diamond has a sonic sound that is so powerful that it can reduce mountains to rubble in seconds.
Clyde: Whoa! That is a powerful diamond!
Lana: I'll say.
Liam: "And I brought my prize piglet."
[Liam shows them the piglet, they are awed by it. Zach comes up.]
Me: Aww hey little guy.
I pet her.
Zach: "Yah, I blanked on the assignment 'til like two minutes ago, and grabbed a random take-out menu by the door, so..."
Rusty: [Takes out a picture of himself.] "I brought this sweet portrait I commissioned on the boardwalk, really captured my rugged essence."
Me: Nice caricature.
[Awkward beat]
Stella (Loud House): "Well, can't lie, I'm pretty excited about my 'Friday Share'." [Takes an egg shaped object out of her backpack, its wind up key starts turning and it plays sweet piano music, the boys are awed by it, the music box opens up revealing a dancing elephant, and the boys love it even more. Stella turns it off.] "My Granny and I found it at the flea market, it was broken and rusted shut, but, she's a total wizard and helped me fix it."
Me: Wow! That is a beautiful Faberge Egg Music Box.
Nico: That is an amazing Russian Music Box.
Stella (Loud House): Thanks guys.
Laney: It's a really lovely music box.
Rusty: [Nudges Zach] "Bet you're really regretting that take-out menu now, huh?
[At school, Zach is sharing his take-out menu.]
Zach: "Feeling bold? Try Giovanni Chang's penne a-la eggroll. Need delivery? it's F, R, E, E, free baby, thank you."
Me: Good food.
Mrs. Johnson: "Hmm, you get a C for preparedness, but an A for improve. So, a B."
Zach: "Score!"
Mrs. Johnson: J.D. what do you have to share with us today?
Me: You'll love this Mrs. Johnson.
I pulled out the Red Diamond.
Me: This is the Red Sonic Diamond of Note High C.
Everyone: OOOHHH!
Cookie: That's a pretty diamond.
Trent: It sure is.
Richie: Where did you find a diamond like that?
Me: I found it at the base of a waterfall in a river. But this diamond is really a musical diamond. But there's a powerful effect it has. Watch.
I pinged the diamond and it shattered the windows and the school rumbled.
I stopped it and the school stopped rumbling. I snapped my fingers and fixed everything.
Me: This diamond has a sonic ping that is so powerful that it can shatter mountains and reduce them to piles of rocks in seconds.
Laney: Wow!
Liberty: That is a powerful diamond. Very potent.
Me: It is.
Nico: No kidding.
Mrs. Johnson: "Great job J.D.! A+. Alright, Miss Stella, what do you have to share with us today?"
[Stella grabs her backpack, and looks for her music box, but gasps when she sees that it's not there.]
Stella (Loud House): "I, can't, find it."
Mrs. Johnson: "Did everyone forget this assignment?"
Stella (Loud House): [Dumps her backpack on the floor.] "No, I had it on the bus, I swear."
Me: It's true. It was there.
Nico: Yeah she had it when we were on the bus.
Lincoln: "She did! She did!"
Liam: "She showed us."
Zach: "I saw it."
Clyde: [Starts pirouetting] "There was this elephant that dances like this."
Mrs. Johnson: "Okay, okay," [chuckles] "I believe you, we'll get to you next Friday."
Stella (Loud House): "But, where did it go?"
Maria: Stella, where did you last put your music box?
Stella (Loud House): I had it in my backpack.
Laney: That's unusual for a beautiful music box like that to vanish like that.
[At Lunch, Stella can't focus on anything other than her music box.]
Rusty: "Stell," [waves his hand in her face.] "hey Stells, trade you my delicious cold fish soup for that lame toasted meatball sub."
Stella: [Not even paying attention.] "Huh? Sure, whatever."
[Stella is about to trade, when Clyde blows a whistle, actually getting Stella's attention.]
Clyde: "As trade commissioner, I have to point out; this is a terrible deal."
Stella: "Thanks Clyde. Sorry, I just can't stop thinking about my music box. What could have happened to it?"
Zach: [Whispers] "Uh, I don't wanna be, that guy, but," [looks around] "maybe the Rat Beast took it."
[The other boys gasp.]
Me: (Gulp) The Rat Beast?
Nico: I don't like the sound of that!
Rusty: "Don't even joke, man."
Stella: [Still being the new kid.] "What are you talking about?"
Nico: I don't like the sound of this.
[Zach looks around and gestures for everyone to follow him, and the boys sink under the table. Stella watches her friends do this, and follows them.]
Zach: "It's a Gotham Royal York Elementary legend; it all began one faithful day in the school science lab," [Flashback to that faithful day.] "an experiment went badly wrong."
[A beaker overheats and bursts all over some rats.]
Rusty: "And a cage full of lab rats mutated into one giant hideous creature."
[A shadow of the rats is shown merging into one huge beast.]
Liam: "With glowin' green eyes, razor sharp fangs, and too many slimy pink tails to count."
[End of flashback]
All Six: "The Rat Beast."
Me: (Shudders) That is scary.
Carmen: I would not want to encounter something like that.
Lincoln: "That's when things started going missing."
Clyde: "And people started hearing strange sounds in the halls."
Zach: "And haven't you noticed the weird smell in the vents, kinda like..."
Stella: [Gasps] "Corn chips?"
Zach: "Yeah-huh, that's the beast."
Double D: A rat monster is possible considering the types of villains we've encountered.
Me: That's true.
Maria: Freaky.
Stella: "Has anyone tried to track it down?"
Liam: "Nuh-uh, it swiped my harmonica, but, it's welcome to keep it. I'm not lookin' to tussle with a mutant."
Me: We've tussled with a lot of mutants.
Nico: And killed a couple of them.
Stella: [Determined] "Well, I'm not giving up my music box, I'm finding the Rat Beast!"
Lincoln: "We'll help." [The other boys act casual.] "Come on, Stella's our friend, we can't let her do this alone."
Me: That's right. Stella is our friend.
Nico: Yeah!
[Everyone agreed.]
Stella: [Touched] "Oh," [hugs Liam and Clyde] "thanks guys. Now let's start gathering some intel."
Laney: Right.
Laney spun around and garnered her detective costume.
Laney: This looks like a job for Detective Laney.
Poromon: Can me, Manaphy, Horsea, and Poliwah help with the search as well?
Nico: Sure.
Leonardo: Let us help too.
Raphael: Yeah we'll turn that mouse into pulp!
Michelangelo: Yeah dudes!
Donatello: Lets do it!
May: I'll help too.
[Cut to a sideways three-panel shot of her taking out a notepad, and clicking a pen.]
Laney: "Tell me everything you know."
Girl Jordan: "The Rat Beast swiped my gold hoops when I took them off for dodgeball."
Me: (Writes it down) Gold Hoop Earrings missing.
Mollie: "Yeah, I heard that thing in the band room. It stole my lucky Canadian penny."
Nico: (Writes it down) A Canadian Penny missing. Those coins aren't worth squat here in America.
Hassan: "One time when Principal Huggins was chewing me out, I saw two of its gnarly tails in the air vent."
Lana: Looks like we got a sighting here.
Stella: [Writes it down in her pad.] "Thanks, Hassan." [The bell rings and Hassan wheels off; To the boys.] "Great, there's recess. Let's go check out our leads."
Me: Affirmative.
[Lincoln and Stella head off in one direction while Clyde and Liam head off the other. Rusty nervously chuckles.]
We regroup.
Zach: [Grabs Rusty's arm and drags him off.] "Come on, let's go."
[The gymnasium. A basketball hits the backboard and bounces off the rim of the net, the girl catches it and keeps playing as Lincoln and Stella walk in.]
Stella: "Girl Jordan had her earrings swiped in here. [She and Lincoln look under one of the benches.] Keep your eyes peeled of any sign of the beast. Claw marks, squeaking..."
[The two sniff around and gasp.]
Lincoln and Stella: "Corn chips!"
Me: (Sniffs) Chili cheese flavor.
[They keep sniffing and it leads them to Coach Pacowski's office.]
Stella: The smell is coming from here."
Me: In Coach Pacowski's office.
[We open the door and find Coach Pacowski dancing to his mixtape. His pants rip and gets startled when he notices the two. He pauses his mixtape as Lincoln and Stella sheepishly smile.]
Coach Pacowski: "This is my free period! I can do what I like."
Lincoln and Stella: "Sorry, Coach P."
Me: Good dancing though.
Coach Pacowski: Thanks J.D.
[They both shut the door. Once Coach Pacowski sees they're gone, he plays his mixtape and resumes dancing. Lincoln and Stella have their backs leaning against the door.]
Lincoln: "Guess that smell wasn't the Rat Beast."
Me: Nope.
[They both cringe.]
[In the band room, Zach looks under a tuba, and Rusty approaches him with an acoustic guitar.]
Rusty: "Check out this sweet axe."
Zach: "You don't even know how to play it."
Nico: Luna does. But she's in High School.
Rusty: "Says who?!" [Suddenly the supply closet door creaks, the boys get scared.] "The Rat Beast!" [They hide behind some timpani drums, Rusty pushes Zach with the guitar.] "You go!"
Zach: "No, you! You're taller!"
[The door slowly begins opening, the boys shake with fear, when suddenly, Norm comes out.]
Norm: "Glad you boys are here, you can help me scrape the gum off the music stands."
[Rusty and Zach aren't very happy about this.]
[In the office, Clyde peeks out from behind the couch, and Liam peeks out from behind a plant, Cheryl is at her desk.]
Cheryl: "Hmm, paperwork done, Principal Huggins is at the barber. Maybe I can slip away for a latte, and some... [She takes out her hair pin and her hair falls to her shoulders.] Cheryl time."
[Cheryl walks out of the office as Clyde and Liam peek out from behind the door. They then approach near Cheryl's desk.]
Clyde: "Okay, Hassan said he saw the Rat Beast's tail in the air vent." [Points to said air vent.]
Liam: [Looks through] "Hmm, uh, nothing but dust bunnies in here."
Clyde: [Notices something under Cheryl's desk.] "Liam, look! Two of its tails."
[They stumble as the ladder gives away and they both fall to the ground. They look at the "tails" and back away. Just then, Cheryl catches them.]
Cheryl: [Gasps] "What are you boys doing? Oh, y'all found my lanyard!" [Picks up her lanyard from under her desk.] "Can't get my administration discount at the Burnt Bean without it."
[Cheryl leaves. Clyde and Liam look at each other, annoyed.]
[In the hall, Liam and Clyde meet up with Lincoln and Stella.]
Stella: "Hey, any luck?"
Liam: "Nah, skunk'd."
Stella: "Us too."
Me: Yep.
Nico: Same.
[Rusty and Zach join them.]
Rusty: "Same here."
Stella: "Crud! Recess is almost over and our leads have turned up nothing." [Checks her watch] "I guess we'd better get to class, we'll get detention if we're caught in the halls after the bell rings." [Sad] "Thanks anyway, guys."
Rusty: [Glad it's over] "Well, we tried," [leans against the wall] "but I guess the search is officially over."
[Suddenly, the sound of the music box is heard in the wall, Rusty falls backward in surprise taking Zach to the ground with him.]
Me: Hey hear that?
Stella: "My music box," [Presses her ear against the wall.] "it's inside the wall."
Clyde: "The Rat Beast must have it with him."
Me: I can hear it!
Laney: Same here!
Liam: "And he's on the move! Come on!"
[Stella, Lincoln, Clyde, and Liam start running, Zach gets up and follows, and Rusty gets up, groaning, and joins in. We all follow the music, when suddenly the bell rings.]
Stella: "Dang it."
Me: Tartar sauce.
Lincoln: "Keep going! It's headed for the basement!"
[The gang heads for the basement.]
Stella: [Sees something and gasps] "Duck!"
[The gang ducks behind a trashcan, and a hairy shadow approaches.]
Zach: "It's the Rat Beast."
Me: It's ugly.
[The shadow comes closer, revealing who the owner really is.]
Clyde: "No, that's just Principal Wiggins- I mean Huggins with a new hair piece."
Me: Lookin snazzy.
[Principal Huggins admires himself in his handheld mirror, he's the only thing between the kids and the basement.]
Stella: "We need to get to the basement."
Lincoln: "Zach, do you have that take-out menu with you?"
Zach: "Yeah, you hungry?"
Rusty: "I could eat."
Lincoln: [Takes the menu] "No, I have a plan." [Rusty is bummed that he's not getting food. Lincoln folds the menu into a plane.] "Here goes."
[Lincoln tosses the plane, and it takes Principal Huggins' wig down the hall, Principal Huggins chases after it, dropping his mirror.]
Me: Nice one buddy.
Stella: "Great throw, Lincoln! Let's go."
[She slides under the chain, Lincoln does the same, Liam crawls, Zach climbs over it, and Clyde crawls backwards under it.]
Rusty: [Looking at the mirror Principal Huggins dropped.] "Is that mirror up for grabs?"
[Not looking, Rusty walks right into the chain and falls down the stairs. Stella opens the basement door and sniffs.]
Stella: "Smell that?" [The boys come up behind her] "The Rat Beast is down there, and so is my music box, let's do this."
[Stella marches down the stairs with the boys behind her.]
Zach: "Honestly, corn chips are ruined for me after this."
[The gang walks through the basement, some more scared than others.]
Rusty: [One of the more scared ones] "Guys, I just remembered I have a, uh, piano lesson."
Zach: "No you don't, those are on Thursdays."
Rusty: [Aggravated] "Maybe it moved, you don't know."
[The gang continues, and Stella sees something.]
Stella: "Look!" [Points around the corner, there's a large shadow on the wall.]
Liam: "The creature!"
Stella: "Let's get it."
Me: Yeah!
[The gang charges around the corner, Rusty is still afraid. They see the figure and start yelling, the figure gets up and is revealed to be Norm the janitor, who is very surprised to see them.]
All: [Stop charging] "Norm?"
Me: Norm the Janitor?
Norm: "Gracious me, ya, what are you kids doing down here?"
[The boys stutter, looking for an excuse.]
Stella: "We're looking for the Rat Beast."
Norm: "The what?"
Zach: "Big mutant rat, vicious fangs."
Me: Glowing green eyes.
Clyde: "Terrorizes the school, smells like corn chips."
Me: Hideously ugly.
Stella: "It's got my music box, we followed the sound of it down here."
Norm: "A mutant rat? In my school? [Determined] Not on Norm's watch. You kids go back upstairs where it's safe, and leave the beast to me."
Rusty: "Well, that's a very kind offer, we'll take you up on that." [Attempts to leave]
Stella: "Sorry Norm, but I can't leave without my music box."
Me: And we blast that rat!
Norm: "Alright, let's split up then;" [takes a flashlight out of his toolbox and gives it to Stella.] "you take the East wing, I'll take the West."
[Norm heads off in that direction, Stella turns on the flashlight and the gang goes in the other direction.]
Clyde: "Should one of us go with Norm? What if the Rat Beast corners him?"
Lincoln: "Norm knows this basement better than anyone, there's no way that monster will get the jump on him."
Norm: [Offscreen, yells] "Aah! Back you beast! Aah!"
[The gang runs to help.]
Clyde: "We're coming, Norm!"
Liam: "Hold on, buddy!"
[Rusty groans and goes after them. They get to the supply closet.]
Norm: [Inside, with a lot of crashing sounds.] "Gah! Take that! And that!"
Stella: [Gives Lincoln the flashlight and grabs the doorknob.] "Norm, are you okay?"
Norm: "Stay back! This thing is vicious."
[Rusty backs away.]
Lincoln: "We have to help him."
Clyde: [in unison] "Uh..."
Zach: [in unison] "I'm not going in there."
Liam: [in unison] "No thank you."
Me: What are you guys, men or mice?
Rusty: "Well, somebody has to be a hero, this is a job for..." [Puffs out his chest and grabs a nearby broom.] "Rusty Spokes!"
[Rusty charges at the supply closet holding the broom like a spear, only for Norm to open the door, unknowingly smashing Rusty into the wall, the other kids are happy Norm is okay. Norm closes the door, Rusty is now dazed.]
Norm: "I got the beast, you don't wanna go in there, it's pretty gruesome."
Stella: "Wow, thank you, Norm."
Zach: "Did it have Stella's music box?"
Norm: "No, I'm sorry." [Stella looks at the ground, sad.] "But don't worry, if it's down here, I'll find it. In the meantime, let's get you kids back upstairs."
[They all head back, when suddenly, there's a noise behind them. They all gasp, and Lincoln shines the flashlight in that direction.]
Stella: "What was that?"
[The shadow of a giant rat with glowing green eyes appears at the end of the hall.]
Rusty: "The Rat Beast!"
Me: It's huge!
Nico: And ugly!
Laney: And scary!
Clyde: [Scared] "I thought Norm already got him."
Stella: [Grabs the broom from Rusty.] "Give me back my music box you monster!"
Me: Give back everyones stuff you freak!
[Stella charges at the beast, her friends alongside cheering her on, Norm gasps and runs ahead of them.]
Norm: [Stopping them] "Wait!"
[Norm looks behind him, and from around the corner, comes a small and rather cute rat, with glowing green eyes and two tails.]
All: [Confused] "Huh?"
Norm: [Picks up the rat.] "I can explain, this little fella is your Rat Beast."
Nico: That little guy!?
May: This is the so called monster? It looks harmless and cute.
Zach: "Then who were you fighting in the closet?"
Norm: "No one, I was just play-acting so you kids would go away. I didn't want you to find out about Cinnamon here, he and I go way back. He used to live in the school science lab," [Flashback to the faithful day, Norm is sweeping the science lab, and hanging out with Cinnamon.] "Aw, he was great company on the late shift." [The two laugh and Norm tosses him a corn chip.] "But one faithful night, we were having such a ball, that I forgot to lock the supply closet." [Cinnamon sees corn chips in the closet full of chemicals.] "And the next day," [The next morning, Norm returns and gasps at the outcome, dropping his coffee mug. End of flashback.] "I don't know what he got into in there, but he came back out like this. A freak of nature!" [Cinnamon gives Norm a dirty look.] "Eh, not to me of course. But I was afraid that scientists would wanna take him away to be studied, so I hid him down here in the basement, with a steady supply of his favorite snack; corn chips." [Gives Cinnamon another one.] "I've been able to keep him a secret for ten whole years."
Me: Wow.
Laney: That's really impressive.
Zach: "Well, not exactly."
Me: So it was all a hoax.
Laney: Well half of it was a hoax anyway.
Me: Yeah part of it was true.
Clyde: "He's been stealing kids' stuff all over school."
Stella: "He took my music box from my backpack."
Norm: [Unhappy] "Cinnamon Bartholomew! Is this true?"
[Cinnamon nods, and jumps down from Norm's shoulder. He moves a stack of boxes, revealing a hole in the wall full of stolen stuff; Liam's harmonica, Mollie's penny, Girl Jordan's hoops, and...]
Stella: [Happy] "My music box!"
Me: Everybody's stuff.
[She opens it, and Cinnamon dances with the elephant.]
Norm: [Can't believe this] "Oh, I can't believe you buddy, you are going to have to return everything you've taken, and write apology notes." [Sighs, to Stella] "I'm sorry about all the trouble, ah, I just wanted to look out for my friend."
Stella: [Understanding] "I get that," [Looks at her own friends.] Same way these guys looked out for me."
Me: Same here.
Nico: Me too.
Norm: "So, you think you could maybe keep this a secret?"
Me: Sure Norm. We've dealt with mutants many times. Did you watch Total Drama?
Norm: Heck Yeah! You guys were incredible!
Me: We're gonna be on Total Drama again next year and this time, it's in space.
Stella: Awesome!
[The gang looks at each other sure that they can.]
[At lunch the next day, Girl Jordan is happy to have her earrings back.]
Girl Jordan: "Wow, I never thought I'd see these again." [Hugs them, and looks at the gang, Liam is playing his harmonica.] "Did you have to fight the Rat Beast for them?"
[The gang looks at each other, and laughs.]
Stella: "No, we searched the whole school, and I'm pretty sure it was all a hoax."
Me: Yeah.
Lincoln: "We did find tons of missing stuff though." [Grabs their box of recovered goods.] "If you see Mollie, tell her we've got her lucky Canadian penny."
Girl Jordan: [Admires the penny] "Ooh, so exotic," [heads off] "I'll let her know, thanks again."
[They all bid her ado, and Clyde blows his whistle.]
Clyde: "Shall we commence the daily lunch swap?"
[Everybody grabs their lunches, and Rusty likes what Stella has.]
Rusty: "Ooh, corn chips, trade you my mustard sandwich."
Stella: "Sorry, Rusty, these are spoken for." [Walks over to the air vent, takes out a chip, and holds it near the grate making chittering sounds, glowing green eyes emerge from the duct.] "Here you go, bud."
[Stella gives her corn chip to Cinnamon, and giggles as he eats it.]
FLASHBACK ENDS.
Me: That was a funny adventure. But at least we found everyone's stuff.
Nico: Yeah. That diamond you found was amazing.
Me: Yeah.
Carly Beth: And to think that we encountered Cinnamon during the time Chuck and Steve were on the run.
Me: Yeah.
Jessie Bailey: (thinks about one of the Goosebumps books she read) Little Lady, I know you're gonna be mad at me for saying this but maybe it's time you forgave Ol' Chuck and Steve.
Carly Beth: Are you fucking kidding me? After all the Hell they've put me through?!
Jessie Bailey: I won't deny that they've tormented you. But I've read some of the Goosebumps books myself, including the Haunted Mask ones. And in the second Haunted Mask book, Steve actually has shown to have a good side. And Chuck probably has a good side too. Plus, you forgave that Cinnamon critter for stealing stuff. And Clay forgave me for how much of a jerk I've been. And you forgave plenty of the other baddies for their past crimes. So, should Chuck and Steve really be any different?
Carly Beth: (sighs) Look, I'll think about it, ok?
Me: Good.
We had our pizza and we knew that we were in for a wild ride later when we kill Thanos. Nico, Vegeta, Girl Jordan and 14 of our friends went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for more training.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete and another awesome episode of the Loud House done.
Tails of Woe was a creepy episode of the Loud house that aired earlier this year and it was awesome! It was funny and creepy. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. I got the idea for the red diamond from an episode of a show that I watched when I was a kid: Rupert. It was awesome! It was from Rupert and the Crystal Kingdom. Thanks for the ideas man. Let me know what you all think. Next for Christmas is a chapter for the movie Rise of The Guardians and that's gonna be awesome helping Jack Frost! We're gonna also hook him up with Elsa.
See you all on Christmas.
