This chapter is a parody of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode Yeti Krabs.

Note: The flashback in this chapter takes place in between the events of Sportz and A Bad Photo Moment.


In the middle of the city we were helping in repairing the entire police station after it was completely destroyed by the Bulleteers. It was a very good deed we were doing.

Sheila Castille: Thanks for helping us repair the police station guys.

Me: Anytime Sheila. It's the least we can do after what happened.

The Transformers put the pieces of steel back and even put new building pieces on to make it stronger.

We had the Police Station fully rebuilt and better than ever.

Nico: (looks at the rebuilt police station) There. Good as new.

Me: It looks even better than what it was before. Nice job guys!

Varie: Thanks.

Aylene C.: It sure does.

Sheila C.: No kidding. Awesome job guys.

Me: Thanks Sheila.

Lincoln: It's so awesome!

Later we went over to Mr. Smoothies to get a drink.


Later, Back at the estate, we were watching TV and reading books.

Qin: Hey Carrie, I heard that you went through a terrible ordeal up in a place called Chamberlain, Maine.

Carrie White Loud: I sure did. It was a nightmare I never want to relive again. I went through a nightmare at the hands of Chris Hargensen and my mother Margaret.

Me: That was a nightmare she'll never forget. Chris and her mom ruined her life and because of them she killed over 260 people.

I went over what happened during the events of The Flames of Insanity and the history of Chris Hargensen and Margaret White.


Chris Hargensen

Christine "Chris" Hargensen is the secondary antagonist of Carrie.

She is also one of the main perpetrators of the infamous pig's blood prank and ultimately, the prom massacre as she angered Carrie White to the point that she could not handle her own emotions and killed everyone with her telekinesis as a tragic result.

In the 2013 version of the movie, Chris is played by Portia Doubleday. She is the head leader of the Ultras, a clique of popular girls. She recorded Carrie panicking over getting her period via Chris' cell phone. While initially trying to help a hysterical Carrie, telling her the reason why she was bleeding and handing her a tampon, Carrie is too frightened to listen and unintentionally covers Chris's hand with menstrual blood. From there, the situation escalates. The girls, mostly led by Chris, start pelting a crying, cowering Carrie with tampons and sanitary napkins. In a deleted scene, Chris tells Carrie, "Wipe that smile off your face" after seeing her smiling at Tommy which causes her to give Carrie a dirty look.

Later, at Chris's house, Chris, Tina, and Billy upload the shower scene on Youtube. The video goes viral. By the next day, everyone in school has seen it. This is most likely how Miss Desjardin found out about it.

Chris, along with the rest of the girls who tormented Carrie, is forced to attend Ms. Desjardin's boot-camp style detention. However, she quickly loses her temper, telling Ms. Desjardin, "f-you" and stating "I'm not gonna run another god-damn/god damn/goddamn inch because Carrie White had her period and was too stupid to know what it was.". She refuses to stay in detention and looks for support from her friends, convinced that they did nothing wrong. When none of her friends back her up, Chris feels hurt and betrayed. In an unseen scene, Chris tells her dad that she was banned from the prom due to her bad behavior. Chris and Mr. Hargensen speak with Mr. Morton. Mr. Hargensen tells Chris to give him the phone in order to prove that she didn't post the video, but a furious Chris, knowing that the video was indeed on her phone, refuses to comply and storms out.

Later on, Chris and her boyfriend Billy Nolan, along with a group of his friends, go to a farm. Billy tells her to pick a pig that resembles Carrie, stating, "pig's blood for a pig." They soon select and slaughter a pig. Chris slits the pig's throat and is shown with a trickle of blood on her face. As Chris, Billy, and his friends are setting up the bucket, a drop of blood lands on Chris, but she wipes it off with her nail.

On the night of the prom, Chris texts Sue saying, "Your girl looks good. She won't for long" which causes Sue to rush over to the school where she sees Billy pull the rope.

After Billy pulls the rope and blood pours all over Carrie, Chris laughs with excitement and glee. As Billy tries to take her away, Chris yells out, "Freak, freak." As she and Billy run out the door, the bucket falls on Tommy's head which worries her, but Billy pulls her out of the gymnasium. After seeing the massacre from outside the gym, Chris tries to text her father and pleading him to pick her up. Billy notices snaps at her and takes her phone away. They discuss how they're going to escape before attempting to leave. They spot Carrie and Billy attempts to run her over, but when she unleashes her telekinetic powers on the car, Chris' head goes back as Billy goes head-first into the steering wheel which cracks his nose and kills him. A frightened Chris shakes Billy, not knowing what happened. She tries to get out of the car, but Carrie locks her inside. Carrie attempts to hold Chris with the seatbelt, but Chris pulls it off. As Carrie lifts up the car, Chris looks shocked. The two girls share a final cold stare.

As Chris tries to run Carrie over again (uselessly, as she's levitating in the air), Carrie sends the car down the parking lot, which causes Chris to go face-first into the windshield. Chris is shown bleeding with open wounds and glass sticking out of her cheeks.

Chris tries to take her head out of the windshield with her hands, shown struggling. She silently begs Carrie to help her, but Carrie refuses. She dies from her injuries immediately afterward. After Chris dies, Carrie causes the car to explode with her and Billy inside it.

Margaret White

Margaret White (née Brigham) is one of the main antagonists in Stephen King's novel Carrie, its subsequent film adaptations and the Broadway musical. She is the abusive and religious mother of Carrie White, and is obsessed with her excessive convictions on Christian principles of modesty and chastity.

The wife of the late Ralph White and the mother of Carrie, Margaret lived with her parents, John and Judith Brigman, in Motton, Maine until 1960, when she moved to Chamberlain Center with Ralph White. 2 years later, he two married on March 23, 1962; shortly after, on April 3, 1962, Margaret was admitted to Westover Doctors Hospital for a suspected miscarriage. 5 months later on August 19, 1962, she last wrote to her mother, and later became pregnant in December that year, though she was convinced that she was afflicted with "cancer of the womanly parts".

Her husband died in February 1963 in a grisly construction accident, and she gave birth to her daughter alone on September 21, 1963. 3 years later on August 17, 1966, her house was deluged with stones from the sky brought on by her daughter's telekinesis after she punished the girl particularly hard.

Margaret White was very emotionally unstable and suffered from untreated mental illness. She was an extremely abusive and religious zealot who punished her daughter continually for any and all "sins", viewing her as a demonic child and showing no remorse over severe emotional and physical abuse. She also heavily believed herself to be continually under assault from evil forces.

In the novel's climax, Margaret was killed by Carrie, ending her reign of terror, sadly before this occurs, the abusive Margaret is able to stab her daughter - this would later prove to be fatal and Carrie died a short time later in the arms of one of her few friends, Sue Snell. In the movie, Carrie died along with her mother as their home crumbled on top of them due to Carrie's telekinetic powers gone awry.


Everyone gasped in Sheer Horror!

Lori: That motherfucking bitch!

Aqua: (angry) You guys might want to keep Anti-Aqua at bay if she comes out.

Skywarp: Why?

Aqua: Because I'm about to go to the prison that Chris is at and commit murder! (about to walk out the door)

Ventus and Terra stopped her.

Me: Aqua! Chris is at the toughest prison we built when all this happened. We arrested her for Capital Murder, Arson and Domestic Terrorism. She was sent to the Moon Prison. Chris got 660 life sentences without parole + 30,000,000 years and she's hated by the entire Prison Populous.

Lincoln: It's true Aqua.

Aqua: Oh. Good I hope she suffers there.

Me: She already is.

Miranda: So those girls taunted you while you were having your period?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Carrie W.L.: Yeah they were.

Leia White Loud: Oh mommy.

Lori: I can't believe that she would literally do that to you Carrie. I'm so sorry.

Carrie W.L.: It's all right Lori. But thank you.

Kitten: Believing in God is a good thing. Problem is, your mom believed in God a bit too much.

Me: She was insane. She had what's called according to Forensic Psychologists, Religious Ideation and it can make them really dangerous to other people. After that incident I called a Press Conference in Washington D.C. to let everyone know about what happened. Here it is.

I played the press conference from Washington D.C. from the events of The Flames of Insanity.


Me: Good morning everyone. I'm sorry to interupt all your activities but a major tragedy has befallen the small town of Chamberlain in Maine. Due to bullying that got completely out of control, young Carrie White here went on a ballistic rampage and completely destroyed the town. Christina Harginson and her boyfriend Billy Nolan were responsible for this whole tragedy that left 260 men, women and children dead. Carrie White's own mother Margeret White is also responsible for this horrific event. Margeret is insane. She has Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome and Schizophrenia. She also has delusions that cause Religious Ideation and it made her into an insane Christian Fanatic. All three people were arrested. Margeret White will no doubt be found completely incompetent to stand trial and will be considered an extreme danger to everyone around her and to herself. Carrie White has been through a nasty and terrible ordeal at the hands at these three people. No, these monsters and they deserve to be punished at the maximum extent of the law. The President of The United States of America has ruled last nights horrific tragedy as an act of genocide.


Me: The press and the country were horrified. The whole world saw the press conference and it was horrifying.

Nico: I think I remember seeing that when you did that.

Me: Yep. Margeret was indeed found incompetent to stand trial for her crimes and she was declared criminally insane. They called her a female John Hinckley Jr. to the 10th power. She was committed to the Los Angeles County Jail in the Twin Towers Maximum Security Mental Hospital for the Criminally Insane.

Laney: I remember that. She was diagnosed with Paranoid Schizophrenia and Severe Depression.

Me: Yep.

Lola: What happened to Billy Nolan?

Me: Chris and Billy were found guilty on numerous counts of Arson, Assault and Battery and domestic terrorism and 260 counts of Capital Murder. Billy Nolan was sentenced to death and Chris because she was 17 at the time of the crime, she was sentenced to 660 consecutive terms of life without parole plus 30,874,837 years in federal prison.

Aqua: Whoa! That's a long time to be in prison.

Nico: Wow! That has to be the longest prison sentence ever.

Lana: It is.

Me: The Guinness Book of World Records made her prison sentence the Longest Prison Sentence ever recorded in the history of man and also called her the youngest person to ever serve said sentence. Her case is so high profile that she can't even serve it on Earth. So that's when I decided to build a special prison. It was built on the place they least expected it, THE MOON. I built the Moon Prison for that reason. For people like Chris Hargenson.

Vince: Wow! So that's where you got the idea for the construction of the Moon Prison.

Me: That's right. The Moon prison is also known as the Alcatraz of Space because an escape attempt is 150% impossible. I know that's not a real percentage but I thought it was a good one. The reason for this is because if they escape, the endless vacuum of space will kill them in seconds. It's the ultimate supermaximum security prison.

Luna: Wow! Dude that's amazing.

Me: It was. Chris was disowned by her family and stripped of her reputation, and more. I also placed a terrible curse on Chris, Eternal life as a Spoiled Brat Child of 6 years old.

Lana: Eternal life as a six-year-old kid. I like it.

Me: You would think so. But that is considered a much bigger fate that's worse than death. Chris is now also forever bound to the prison and she can never leave the facility. Billy was executed the following morning after his sentence was announced. Chris Hargenson is now forever labeled as a "Female Charles Manson" and as "The Female Devil Incarnate".

Clyde: Whoa! She deserves to be in prison like that.

Lincoln: You said it Clyde.

Star Lord: I remember that we went to meet you guys for the first time on the Saturn Prison.

Me: That's right Peter. It was so cool having you guys meet us there.

Rocket Raccoon: (to Carrie) Dammit, if we hadn't been so busy trying to waste Ronan, we would've stuck around to see what kind of nut your mom was.

Carrie W.L.: It's okay Rocket.

Me: She was the worst kind Rocket.

Carrie W.L.: But I forgave my mom for everything that happened to me. But I still hate her. I may have been through a horrible nightmare but I am now stronger than ever.

Nico: That's good.


Later we went to Lynn's Table and we were having good food and more.

Lynn: (Takes a bite out of a Crab Po'Boy) Mmm. Good food guys. Adding the Louisiana food to dad's restaurant was a really good idea.

Me: Thanks Lynn. But there's plenty more where that came from in my cooking repertoire from around the world.

Kitaro: Hey guys!

We saw Kitaro sweeping the floors with two brooms at the same time.

Lily Loud: Wow! Kitaro is really busy. Reminds me of the time where I had to up the work game because of the visit from the Yeti Krab.

Maria: Oh yeah. That was funny and awesome!

FLASHBACK

[The episode opens with Squidward sleeping at the Krusty Krab with a magazine on his face until Mr. Krabs takes it off]

Maria: (to a sleeping Squidward) Hey, Squidward! SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs aren't paying you to take a nap. So get busy!

Squidward: (wakes up) Or what? You'll snap my neck or kill me in another gruesome fashion?

Maria: Okay, that was uncalled for.

POW!

Mr. Krabs: Squidward!

Squidward: [screams] What is your problem?

Mr. Krabs: My problem is that you aren't workin'! Which means we lose M-U-N-E-E! Which means you lose your J-O-B!

Nokama: That's not how you spell Money, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Oh. Sorry.

Squidward: Remind me again, is that good news or bad news?

Mr. Krabs: Tentacles, I mean it! [pointing to Squidward again] You get back to mindin' that register!

Squidward: Minding it for [pointing at an empty Krusty Krab] which customer?

Mr. Krabs: I see your point.

Varie: Hey! What do we look like!? Chopped Liver?

SpongeBob: But still, I'm not paying you to dream sweet nothin's! Do something! Pick up a mop, a broom, uh, a window wiper, a spatula, even!

Squidward: Lily's got that covered.

Lily: [mops the floor while humming, and as she sweeps, she comes across the window, causing her eye to protrude out, then she gasps] Dust specs on the window! Don't worry, boss men, I got it covered! [generates a water tentacle with a window wiper and wipes the window] That's better! Oh, sounds like the dishes are done soaking! [makes more water tentacles that make their way to the kitchen sink and begins humming again]

Maria: Wow! Lily is really good at that.

Mr. Krabs: That's a perfect example of what I'm talkin' about! Stayin' busy!

Gali: You said it Mr. Krabs. She is as busy as a bee.

Lana: That's my little sis for you.

Luna: You said it dude.

Squidward: I was busy, trying to forget about this place 'till you woke me up.

Horsea: (to Squidward) Hey! No sleeping on the job! (uses Bubblebeam on him)

Squidward: HEY! Stop that!

Varie: Stupid Squidward.

Mr. Krabs: Okay, have it your way, Squidward! Since you can't be bothered to take the initiative yourself, it's clear we must assign tasks to you.

SpongeBob: Hmm... Mr. Squidward, scrub the walls of the Krusty Krab 'till they gleam!

Lily: Already done, sir! [comes sliding off the wall with a wave of water, then a shot of a sparkling Krusty Krab is shown]

Irma Lair: Wow! It's so shiny I can see my reflection.

Cleo: It sure is shiny.

Mr. Krabs: Well, that's very nice, lass, thank you. But, you see, I'm tryin' to give Squidward a task.

Lily: Hmm... well, the smoke duct needs sweeping!

Mr. Krabs: Excellent idea, Ms. Loud! Squidward, I'd like you to sweep- [hears a noise in the ducts and looks up at them and a dirty Lily coming out of the ducts]

Lily: Done and dusted! [coughs up a puff of smoke]

Lana: Cool!

Nokama: Boy that was a dirty job. But awesome work Lily.

Lily: Thank you Nokama.

Squidward: Nice working conditions, but, no thanks! [grabs his magazine]

Luna: Jerk.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, is that so? [lifts the bottom of one of the tables with gum underneath] Perhaps you'd prefer scraping the gum off the underside of these tables!

Squidward: Oh, a restaurant employee handling chewed bubble gum? That's gotta violate a lot of health codes.

Lana: Don't remind him Squidward.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah please.

Lily: [while pulling off a piece of gum from the underside of another table] Not if you wear gloves, it doesn't. [pulls on the gum, then sticks on a giant ball of chewed gum] Mind if I take this to Lana after work, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Not at all Lily.

Lana: Thanks Lily.

SpongeBob: Looks like Lily has a handle on all the Krusty Krab duties.

Varie: She sure does SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs: (To Squidward) Which leaves you with all the extracirculars! [puts a pair of shoes on the edge of the cashier boat] Like shinin' me shoes!

Lana: Those are nice shoes Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks lass. They belonged to me Great Grandfathers.

Varie: Cool.

Squidward: Sorry, all out of polish.

Lily: [appears out of the boat, then polishes the shoes] Well, I'm not!

Lana: Lily is fully prepared.

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Wash our boats! [spots Lily outside the Krusty Krab, forming wings of water filled with soap and washing the boat while humming]

Mr. Krabs: Wow! That's very impressive.

Lana: Lily always is a good help when she washes our car.

Gali: She does the same method on the car.

Luna: It's true dudes.

SpongeBob: Very Impressive. Listen, Squidward, I'm gonna get a full day's work out of you one way or another.

Sydney: Yeah!

Squidward: It doesn't matter what you "want" me to do, I won't do it!

Maria: Then we'll beat you to death.

Irma: Maria, calm down.

[Mr. Krabs gets really angry and his face turns purple, however, he gets an idea.]

Mr. Krabs: Oh-ho, yeah? Fine...if you refuse to work, then I can't be held responsible.

Lily: [coming in from washing Mr. Krabs' and SpongeBob's boats] Responsible for what, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: For...for... [thinks for a second] ...a visit from...the Yeti Krab.

SpongeBob: [gulps] The Yeti Krab?

Maria: The Yeti Krab? You mean the white crabs that live off the coast of Easter Island?

SpongeBob: That's them. How did you know?

Maria: Heidi is a Marine Biologist and she knows all about fish.

Lana: Wow!

Lily: What are Yeti Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: [comes close to Lily] Everyone's heard of the abominable Yeti Krab... [pulls his eyebrows longer] ...with his long, white hair, and six-pack abs... [shows his teeth] ...and yeller' teeth! And everybody knows that he only comes out of his mountain cave to feed on lazy workers. [comes close to Squidward] He's attracted to the scent, he can smell your lazy, lazy stench from hundreds of miles away!

They grabbed each other in a fearful hug and they were shaking in fear.

Lily: [screams] Oh, wait. What am I worried about? I'm a hard-working, self-motivated girl.

Mr. Krabs: Yes, but that won't make any difference because of your proximity to Squidward's laziness. You will be eaten!

SpongeBob: [gasps] Squidward and I were as close as brothers!

Squidward: Ludicrous.

POW!

Varie punched him in the face and knocked him down.

He had a nasty lump on his head.

Mr. Krabs: You won't think so if that big, hairy fellow wants to eat ya! [chuckles] Yeah. Now, listen up, crew! Bossmen Krabs and SpongeBob are steppin' out for a minute. [while putting dirty clothes on the order boat] But I want this tub of laundry done before I come back, or...

SpongeBob: Or the Yeti Krab will smell your laziness and eat you!

Mr. Krabs: Precisely. See ya, everyone! [steps out of the Krusty Krab]

Lily: I'm not scared of a legend.

Squidward: Whatever. [relaxes]

Lana: Jerk.

Lily: Squidward, what are you doing? [sniffs] Oh, no! Your lack of work is taking on an odor!

Nokama: Yeah it smells horrible!

Squidward: [picks up a pair of underwear] You sure it's not these you're smelling?

Lana: It might be.

Maria: If I were you I would get back to work Stupid Squidward.

Squidward: No.

Lily: If the Yeti Krab catches wind of it, he's gonna... [her nose pops like a balloon] you know, [whispers] eat us!

Squidward: Oh, come on, Lily. Krabs' Yeti story is a complete and total crock!

Gali: You are the one that's full of crock Stupid Squidward.

Lily: Yeah Squidward, Mr. Krabs would never make up something like that! Not after everything that happened to him that got him caught in the first place.

Squidward: You can believe in whatever garbage you want to. Just do it away from me. Now, run along and wash Krabs' undies.

Bella (H2O): We'll get him to work one way or another.

Lily: You got it, Squidward! [Lily forms into her wings into a washing machine and takes Mr. Krabs' dirty laundry] Anything to keep that Yeti Krab at bay. [puts the laundry in her wings washing machine door, then puts laundry soap inside it and turns a dial with a water tentacle to delicate, and pulls a button to start the washing process]

Emma: That's clever.

Varie: It sure is.

Narrator: (French Accent) Just then... By sheer coincidence...

[Cuts to the mountain tops where a mysterious monster with red crab claws and white fur is lurking. The monster is revealed to be the Yeti Krab that was mentioned by Mr. Krabs earlier. The Yeti Krab sniffs the air and walks menacingly towards Bikini Bottom. He stops and sniffs a sign with an arrow and the word Bikini Bottom on it. He smashes it with his claws and continues walking. He stops and sniffs at a mailbox. He takes a bite of it but spits it out. He continues walking until he stops at a department store named Gramma's Closet. He sniffs the window and growls at it. He continues to walk until he feels a growling motion in his body. It shows his heart, lungs, and stomach. The stomach looks more agitated than the heart and lungs.]

Yeti Krab's stomach: Let me out of here, you hairy brute! I can find my own food!

[The Yeti Krab roars in disgust and hunger until he smells the scent of Krabby Patties. He immediately runs to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob in cleaning the tables.]

Sydney: (sees the Yeti Krab outside) Uh, guys? We have a very huge customer outside!

Lily: [hears someone at the door] Good day, sir. Are you Yeti to order? [notices the Yeti Krab is behind him and runs towards Squidward who is sound asleep] Oh, Squidward!

Squidward: [wakes up] What? What? What? Wha... huh?

Lily: You are not gonna believe this! There's a Yeti Krab at table 7! And he is sniffing out the lazy!

Lana: That's a real Yeti Krab all right!

Squidward: [laughs] Of course, he is. Nice costume, Eugene. Couldn't you at least have it dry-cleaned or pressed?

BLAM!

Sydney punched Squidward in the face.

[The Yeti Krab roars at Lily and Squidward in the faces]

Squidward: Ow. Didn't brush this morning. Did we?

Lily: Please don't eat us, Mr. Yeti! We're not lazy!

Sydney: You want to eat Lily and Stupid Squidward, you'll have to go through us!

Squidward: [sits back and relaxes] Oh, yes I am lazy.

Lana jumped on Squidward's head and smashed him!

CRUSH!

Squidward: Ow.

Gali: Lazy bum.

Lily: Oh, boy! I'll have to work twice as hard to make up for Squidward's laziness! [runs to the tables and pushes some chairs in. The Yeti Krab walks up to Lily as the young fry cook girl chuckles nervously. However, the table starts to wobble] A wobbly table! Oh, we can't have that!

Lana: I'll fix that Lily.

Lily: Oh thanks Lana.

Lana pulled out her tools and fixed the table.

Lana: There! Perfect!

Lily: Good job Lana.

[Lily walks to the condiment dispensers and opens the mustard.]

Lily: Yikes! Time to top off the mustard! [Lily pulls a large bag of mustard, rips it open, and over fills the dispenser. Lily then runs into the kitchen towards the spice rack.] See I'm busy! I'm organizing the spice racks! By color!

Gali: Good job Lily.

[The Yeti Krab sniffs some of the spices, but sneezes really hard. The force of the sneeze makes Lily bounce around the kitchen. She slams on the wall and slides down next to the grease trap door.]

Lily: Ow. I'm okay. Well, I guess while I'm down here, I'll hit the old grease traps again. [opens the door and reveals bubbling grease underneath. Lily takes a large barrel and forms her wings into suction pipes and sucks in the grease into the barrel through them. She fills up the barrel. The Yeti Krab takes one sample of grease, sniffs it, and eats it with his claw. Lily becomes startled and grease spits out of his body.] I'm not lazy! Don't eat me! [The grease is sprayed on the Yeti Krab and he aggressively roars. The scene cuts to the lazy Squidward reading the newspaper.] I'm sorry, Mr. Yeti Krab!

Squidward: [sighs] I almost feel sorry for the little nimrod.

BAM!

Maria kicked him in the face.

Squidward: (With a huge black eye) Ow. [Then drops of varnishing liquid splatters in the newspaper and on Squidward's hat] What the? Do you mind?

Lily: [Lily is upside-down, mopping the ceiling with varnishing liquid] Sorry, Squidward! Just varnishing the ceiling!

Lana: Wow!

Squidward: [turns to the Yeti Krab] Oh, I hope you're happy, Mr. Krabs! You're driving her insane!

Cleo: Squidward that's a real Yeti Crab you dunce!

Squidward didn't believe her.

Squidward: [The Yeti Krab growls at Squidward] Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll eat me if I'm lazy. Whatever. [The Yeti Krab roars real loudly until sparks causes him to back away. The sparks burn Squidward's newspaper to the crisp.]

Varie: Whoa look out!

They duck under a table.

Squidward: Not the home and garden section! Lily! [Lily is burning the metal shut on Mr. Krabs' and SpongeBob's office door]

Lily: [Takes off the mask] Huh? Oh, sorry. Just making all the rivets are securely welded.

Lana: Just be careful with that acetylene torch Lily.

Lily: Okay.

Squidward: Lily, we have no customers today! Ergo, we have nothing to do! No matter what that buffoon wants you to think!

Maria: Shut up Squidward!

POW! DING!

Maria punched him in the face and kicked him in the crotch.

Lily: Shh! Squidward, he might hear you! Don't worry, Mr. Yeti Krab! We have plenty to do! [Lily gets off her chair and carries a pile of toilet paper to the bathroom] I can replenish the toilet paper! [Then runs with a bucket of paint and a paint roller] And redecorate Mr. Krabs' and SpongeBob's office! [Then sits to the table and makes origami with some napkins] And refold the napkins into origami figures!

Gali: Those are good.

Lily: Thanks Gali.

Cleo: (to Lily) Lily, don't overwork yourself! We don't want to give Squidward too much free time, do we?

Lily: I guess so. [Then knits some things with yarn and needles] Knit straw cozies! [The straws are covered in knitted cozies. Lily then sprays a bar of soap with the dishwasher hose] Clean the soap! [Then cleans grill with a surface waxer] Re-clean the grill! [Goes outside the kitchen] Washing inside the walls! [Uses her wings that slide onto the wall and comes back out covered in filth. Then takes a vacuum and sweeps the table with it.] Sucking up every dust particle in the restaurant! [Lily sucks Squidward's newspaper with the vacuum.]

Squidward: Have you lost it, Lily?!

Lily: Lost it? [chuckles nervously] Lost it? [chuckles] What a silly thing to say! [The vacuum sucks Lily's hat. Lily becomes more nervous and runs in panic]

Squidward: [sighs] Guess I'm down to the comic section. [Lily backs up in fear and jump in front of Squidward.]

Lily: Squidward! You were right! There's no more work to do! [hugs Squidward] I have done it all!

Maria: Wow! Lily had practically did it all. She is a very proficient worker.

Lily: [The Yeti Krab slashes the newspaper in pieces with his claws and roars viciously] Which means he is gonna eat us! [The Yeti Krab chases Lily]

Squidward: That does it! [Squidward goes to through the back door where the dumpster is] I have had it with this ridiculous ruse! [He takes an empty trash bin and stuck his feet through. Then he jumps on two empty shoe boxes and made them look like shoes.] Using fear to prey on a feeble mind! [Digs through the garbage and pulls out an old cushion.] Even SpongeBob doesn't deserve that! [Takes some of the stuffing out and puts some on his face, arms and legs to look like fur. He then takes a mop and rips it off the stick.] Enjoy spooking the witless, eh Krabs? Well, we'll just see how you like it. [Puts the mop on his head and sticks his eyes out through like crab eyes. The Yeti Krab is about to attack SpongeBob until Squidward bursts in with his disguise.] Roar! See? I can dress up as a convincing Yeti Krab too! [The Yeti Krab roars in Squidward's face.]

Gali: Okay that is totally pathetic.

Lana: Yeah even Leni would believe that.

Luna: No kidding dude.

Lily: Nice try Squidward. But I know that's you.

Squidward: [Squidward is now on top of the Yeti Krab pulling his head] Take off that phony suit, Mr. Krabs! You're not fooling anybody! [At that same moment, the real Mr. Krabs shows up at the front door.]

Mr. Krabs: I'm back, fellas!

SpongeBob: Same with me!

Maria: You got to stop Squidward guys!

Squidward: [Still pulling on the Yeti Krab's head] Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I'm a little busy trying to pull off this stupid mask of yours.

Mr. Krabs: Uh, Squidward?

Lana: That's not Mr. Krabs stupid!

SpongeBob: He's right here!

Squidward: What? [Squidward looks for a minute at Mr. Krabs and the Yeti Krab. He is finally convinced that the Yeti Krab is real, not Mr. Krabs in disguise. He shrieks as the Yeti Krab glares at him. The Yeti Krab grabs Squidward, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and he went for Lily and she turned into water and got away. Ties them to the grill and turns the heat up to cook.]

Mr. Krabs: We're as good as Yeti food! I blame Squidward!

Lily: I blame him more!

SPongeBob: Guys, do you hear that?

Squidward: You mean the sound of my own flesh sizzling to a crisp? [The Yeti Krab's stomach growls]

Lily: No, he's talking about the sound of a hungry customer. He doesn't want to eat you for being lazy, he wants to eat you because he's hungry. Don't worry guys, I got this.

[Lily takes out a can of "Emergency Krabby Patties" out of her pocket and opens it with her wings and got the ingredients for Krabby Patties. She puts three patties on the grill and cooks them. Then she flips the patties with the spatula, puts them in buns with tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, ketchup, and mustard on a plate and serves them to the Yeti Krab. The Yeti Krab sniffs the patties, eats them and is now fully satisfied with the meal he wanted.]

Mr. Krabs: Way to go, lass! He loves it! [The Yeti Krab pays Mr. Krabs with a dollar.] And look, he's a paying customer. [The Yeti Krab walks happily out of the Krusty Krab and heads back to the mountains.] Come back and see us anytime, Mr. Yeti Krab!

Sydney: That was amazing Lily.

Lily: No thanks to stupid Squidward.

Mr. Krabs: I agree lass.

Maria: This is Strike 2 on Squidward. One more and he goes back to the nuthouse.

Lily: Yep. What did he get Strike 1 for?

Lana: It was for that volcano incident that nearly destroyed all of Bikini Bottom.

Lily: Oh man. I remember that. That was awful.

Squidward: And you still destroyed my house!

Sandy: (Texas Accent) Because you don't deserve it!

Karen: Yeah!

Lily: All right guys, lets get back to work.

Mr. Krabs: Good thinking lass. Squidward, sweep out the crow's nest!

Squidward: No.

Lily: [Lily takes a broom and runs.] Done! [Cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab.]

POW!

Lana kicked Squidward in the face.

Mr. Krabs: Refinish me floors!

Squidward: No.

Lily: Done!

BLAM!

Gali punched Squidward in the nose and broke it.

Mr. Krabs: Build me and SpongeBob a new safe!

Squidward: Nuh-uh.

Lily: Consider it done!

SMASH!

Luna smashed his head in with her axe.

FLASHBACK ENDS

We were laughing.

Me: Boy that was so funny.

Nico: It sure was. But that stupid Squidward just is a pathetic creature.

Laney: Everyone hates him no matter what.

Lily: Yep.

Meanwhile, in another location, something was going on with Vypra and Waffle Woman.

Vypra: Waffle Woman, I presume?

Waffle Woman: Who the Hell are you?

Vypra: My name's Vypra. And the two of us have a common enemy in Team Loud Phoenix Storm. (smirks) I think it's time that we helped one another.

Waffle Woman smirked at the idea.

THE END


Another Fanfiction complete and another SpongeBob Episode done.

Yeti Krabs was really funny and it aired a couple of years ago and it was so funny. Yeti Crabs are a real species of White Crabs that live off the coast of Easter Island and they are really cool looking. They have white fur on their pinchers. NicoChan11 gave me the idea for this one. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is a trip into the future to help Future Ben take on the ruthless Kevin 11,000 and he's going to present one helluva challenge.

See you all tomorrow.