In the kitchen we were showing Ganta Igarashi and Shiro around. It was so good for them to finally be free of Deadman Wonderland. They were so happy and now Shiro and Ganta are now boyfriend and girlfriend. We were so happy for them.

Maria: How's it feel to be a free man, Ganta?

Ganta: It feels great!

Shiro: It's much better than being trapped in a prison where they pump poison into you.

Shiro was given new clothes instead of a white and red body suit. She had a red tank top that didn't cover her navel and she had a beautiful white skirt with red flames on it and she had awesome white sandals and she had a red sleeveless trench coat with white fire on it and it had the kanji for Shiro - The Crimson Red Fire Whip of Virtue on the back. シロ-紅の紅炎美徳の鞭

Shiro: And these clothes you made are amazing!

Ganta: I agree Shiro.

Ganta had a red fire shirt on and it had orange and yellow flames and he had black pants and black combat boots and he had a black sleeveless trench coat with a red Blood Moon from Magic the Gathering and he had the kanji for Ganta Igurashi - the Crimson Moon of Speeding Justice on the back. 五十嵐太-スピード違反の正義の深紅の月 He also had a powerful 50 caliber pistol and a ring on his right middle finger that was had a blood red ruby on it and it was surrounded by a ring of red diamonds and the kanji on the outside of the diamonds said A True Survivor of Deadman Wonderland. デッドマンワンダーランドの真の生存者

Ganta: And these rings fit the whole thing together.

Shiro: They sure do.

Ganta: But still J.D. we can't thank you all enough for everything you've done for us.

Me: It was our pleasure Ganta. What that stupid system did to you I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemies.

Nico: Me neither. It's pure evil.

Benson: Boy that prison must've been really awful for you all.

Shiro: It was Benson.

Me: But either way I'm glad we destroyed that whole prison and made all those monsters sleep with the fishes.

Nico: You got that right.

Muscle Man: Yeah. What that prison was doing is worse than anything.

Qin: It sure was. It's beyond ultimate evil. But I also heard you all have been to a place called Marzipan City.

Me: Yep. That's Chowder's world. We'll show you.

Scream: It's a really awesome place.

We grabbed the pop up book for Chowder and opened it and we went into the world of Chowder!

Scream: Welcome to Marzipan City, Qin.

Qin: Wow! It's amazing!

Me: Yep. It's one of our favorite places. We sometimes usually come here for food assignments.

Qin: Wow!

Me: Yep. You are going to love meeting Mung Daal and Chowder. They are really funny and awesome.

We arrived at Mung Daal's Catering and we went into the kitchen.

Jungle Fury R.J.: This kitchen reminds me of Jungle Karma Pizza.

Me: It sure does.

We saw Mung Daal cooking and Chowder and Panini were watching and learning.

They saw us.

Mung Daal: Ah J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Welcome back.

Me: Good to be back Mung.

Chowder: Are you guys on another food assignment?

Octopunch: Nope! This time, we're hanging out here for fun.

Me: Yep. We're showing Nico's friend Qin here what it's like here.

Mung Daal: I see.

Chowder: It's a pleasure to meet you Qin. I'm Chowder.

Qin: Pleasure Chowder.

Me: Chowder is Mung's apprentice and he is a chef in training.

Panini: And he's the most awesome boyfriend ever. Aren't you num nums?

Chowder: I sure am. I was in denial for a long time before I realized it.

Me: Just like Lori has been in denial all her life whenever she farts.

We laughed and Lori was in denial.

Lori: I do not fart! It was my shoe!

We weren't buying it.

Shiro: Is it always like that with Lori?

Me: You have no idea.

Kairi: I don't know how to cook like you Sora. Can you show me?

Aqua: And me?

Sora: Sure. Mung Daal can show you too.

Kairi: Awesome!

Seaspray: Don't worry, Kairi. If Sora can cook, so can you and Aqua.

Kairi: Yeah!

We got to work and Lori dropped a pill container from her pocket.

Me: Huh? What's this?

I picked up the pill bottle and read it.

Me: "Fart-B-Gone anti-flatulence medication. Doesn't stop you from farting, but keeps the gas from getting out. Not recommended for people with an overwhelming case accompanied with unhealthy denial." What is this for Lori?

Lori: That's mine. I must've dropped that.

Me: Lori!? Do you have a nasty flatulence problem?

Lori: YES! YES! YES! I DO! I let loose a stink so bad, that even a skunk would avoid it!

Me: So we've noticed over the years.

We got to training Kairi and Aqua in cooking and they were learning fast and getting as good as Sora.

They got just as good as Sora in 3 hours and made all kinds of great food. Qin decided to learn too. She became just as good as well.

We later went back home.


Back at the estate in the living room me and Lincoln were playing one of my favorite childhood video games: Primal Rage! It was an awesome game where gods battle for supremacy on a post-apocalyptic world called New Urth and it was a strange place.


A massive meteor strike has devastated Earth. Human civilization comes to an end in the ensuing cataclysms and humanity regresses into tribes of Stone Age dwellers. A primordial rainforest covers the land and the continental landmass has shifted into the shape of a fire-breathing dinosaur skull. The planet is now primitively referred to as "Urth" by the survivors of the cataclysms.

Seven fearsome creatures emerge from their slumber deep within the Urth's crust, and become worshiped as gods by the humans, who form segregated clans beneath the ones they follow. The beasts themselves are divided between those who wish to keep peace on Urth, and those who attempt to plunge the world into further chaos for their own benefit. They consist of Blizzard the apelike god of good and virtue, Armadon the ceratopsian/thyreophoran-like god of life, Talon, the raptor-like god of survival, Sauron the tyrannosaur-like god of hunger, Chaos the apelike god of decay, Vertigo the cobra/prosauropod-like goddess of insanity and Diablo the tyrannosaur-like god of evil and destruction. These creatures have otherworldly or supernatural abilities. Blizzard, Armadon, Talon and Sauron represented the side of good while Chaos, Diablo and Vertigo were aligned with evil.


I was placing as the wise blue gorilla god Blizzard and Lincoln was playing as Sauron, the God of Hunger.

I beat Lincoln.

Me: YES!

Lincoln: Wow! You are good at this J.D.

Me: Thanks Lincoln. But this game is fun.

Lincoln: You said it. But I can't believe that all this happened to Earth in this game. It's terrible.

Me: I know.

Lincoln: But who is evil and who is not?

Me: Vertigo, Diablo and Chaos are the evil gods and the rest are good. Blizzard, Armadon, Talon and Sauron are good gods.

Lincoln: Wow.

Me: But we should see if we can destroy the evil gods and making them pay.

Nico: Good idea J.D.

Me: Lets see here.

I went to the computer and to my surprise the planet Urth was real and it showed that it was located 77,263 light-years from our planet Earth.

Me: Looks like it's real. Lisa, deploy the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix!

Lisa: Right!

We got onto the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and we were off.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2788.3: Team Loud Phoenix Storm is on its way to a post-apocalyptic planet Earth located 77,263 light-years from our Earth that was forever changed because of a nasty apocalyptic event that forever changed all of humanity and the world and they are being ruled by gods both good and evil. Our mission is to destroy the evil gods and help the good gods protect all of the survivors of the apocalyptic event.

Qin: So what are we gonna see when we get there?

Me: We'll find out when we get there.

Lincoln: That's right. But this is gonna be a very interesting adventure.

Nico: It sure is.

Lisa Loud: We have appeared to have arrived at our destination.

Me: On screen.

The screen turned on and we saw another planet Earth, but this version was completely different and almost completely unrecognizable. What we saw was amazing. The 7 continents were no longer there and they had been rearranged and they looked like a tyrannosaurus rex skull that was breathing fire and it was completely shocking!

Me: Whoa.

Lola: That is so shocking! I can't believe that this version of Earth is not like ours.

Laney: What happened to this version of Earth?

Me: The scans say that a huge meteor slammed into the planet and it caused a massive apocalyptic event that caused the continents to rearrange themselves and destroyed much of humanity and our modern day technology and it caused all of humanity to revert back to the stone age. But during the apocalyptic event, creatures emerged from their slumber. The planet has been renamed Urth and it was awful.

Lola: Boy no kidding.

Varie: This is awful.

Me: Lets land.


THE COVE


We landed in the Cove and it was a strange place.


The Cove or Ormiskos (from the Greek Ορμίσκος) is the domain of Sauron, the god of Hunger. The area is a craggy, sandy beach that was once the Greek islands in the Aegean Sea. Rock formations surround the coasts. Decaying temples and other structures from ancient civilizations that once occupied the area line the surf.


We got out of the ship and we saw the place. It was a strange and terrifying place and more. We saw that a Greek Temple, the Parthenon, was intact and some of the place was amazing.

Me: Whoa. This is terrible!

Nico: My god. What the hell happened here?

Lincoln: It's terrible.

A roar was heard and we saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex coming at us and we saw that it was SAURON, THE GOD OF HUNGER!


For some dino-beasts, immortality comes at a price. For Sauron, the cost is nothing less than an insatiable appetite. From his first appearance on the new Urth, as one of the Virtuous Beasts, he attracted many believers. With his mighty jaw, they believed him to be the most powerful among the barbaric behemoths. All of Urth is the battlefield for Sauron, as he towers into war after war, in his quest for domination! Waging war with the primal titans is what Sauron lives for, for in their defeat is tomorrow's lunch.

Sauron is a Tyrannosaurus rex; a curious blending of an old-school, Ray Harryhausen-esque tail dragging behemoth with a Jurassic Park inspired head. His color is a deep orange-yellow with purple stripes running along his back down to his tail. He sports two claws on each of his disproportionately small arms and three-toed claws on each foot. He sports massive jaws built for inflicting a massive amount of damage. He is one of two T. rex characters in the game, the other one being Diablo; the result of palette swapping a common character sprite to inflate the roster, as is common practice in retro arcade fighting games.

Sauron is the god of Hunger. When released from his sleep of ages by the catastrophe, he soon realized that he must devour human flesh to remain immortal. The hungry hordes of humanity worshipped him, but lived in dread fear of his presence. Many humans soon sought refuge with other rulers of the planet. Sauron had no choice but to defeat the others in order to feast on their followers.

Now that he has devoured most of the land, he sets off in quest of new lands, and new meals...


Me: Whoa! It's Sauron!

Nico: He's a huge Tyrannosaurus!

Me: He's as big as a regular size Tyrannosaurus from 67 million years ago.

Sauron came at us and he stopped and he looked at us.

Sauron: (As Maurice Lamarche) So you all are Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: That's right.

Varie: Whoa!

Sauron: I'm glad you all came. My brethren are helping the humans by destroying the evil gods.

Me: I had a feeling. We can help you and destroy the evil gods. But you have to eat a lot of meat in order to sustain your immortality.

Sauron: That's right.

Me: I can give you true immortality without having to do that.

Sauron: You would?

Me: I sure can.

I snapped my fingers and Sauron was now truly immortal and he didn't have the need to feed on Humans anymore.

Sauron: Thank you so much J.D.

Me: You're welcome. We can get the tribes of the good gods together after we destroy the evil gods and help human kind and the gods work in harmony.

Sauron: That's good thinking.

We then began our journey across Urth.


THE TOMB


We arrived in what looked like a Stonehenge and we saw that we were in the Tomb of Urth.


The Tomb or Tuama is the domain of Vertigo, the goddess of Insanity. This grassy knoll was once the prehistoric monument Stonehenge, but since the meteor freed Vertigo from her stasis, the area has become a place of arcane rituals. The region is the burial ground for the petrified enemies of Vertigo, and the full moon has become permanently visible in the sky.


Me: Wow. Look at this. It looks a lot like Stonehenge.

Lincoln: It sure does.

Yugito Nii: This is really something. I can't believe this all happened to the world when that meteor hit.

Naruto: No kidding.

Laney: Look at that. The Full Moon is always visible in the sky.

Me: It sure is. There are no phases anymore.

Nico: Yeah.

Lincoln: It's beautiful though.

Earth: It sure is.

Lana: Look at all these statues.

We went over and saw them. They were petrified creatures.

Me: I don't think these are statues. These are all petrified creatures.

Qin: Whoa.

A hiss was heard and then out came VERTIGO, THE GODDESS OF INSANITY!


Total insanity governs Vertigo's every action. With her mesmerizing powers of mind control and mastery of the unknown, she has attained mythical proportions among her followers. Vertigo's followers are loyal and their devotion is complete, fanatical and blind. She believes the defeat of all other dino-beasts for Urth domination can only be accomplished by utilizing her sorcery and the power of her devout followers... if she doesn't destroy their minds first.

The goddess of Insanity. Vertigo is a unique beast, identified on her action figure packaging as a "Cobrasaur Etraasia", resembling a cobra with dinosaur legs and short, spindly arms. She is one of the evil Destructive Beasts and is the only female beast on the roster. She has the longest reach. The game's plot states that her imprisonment on the Moon forced the other beasts into suspended animation until the meteor impact. Vertigo plans to enslave the entire planet forever by making humans into a slave race. Her domain is the Tomb, which resembles Stonehenge, and her worshippers dress in cyan. She is the only female member of the main 7 cast.


Me: WHOA! Vertigo!

Nico: Goddess of Insanity!

Vertigo: (As Whoopie Goldberg) That's right fools. I am indeed Vertigo.

Lana: You are really scary!

Lola: And really frightening!

Varie: She may be frightening. But we came here to kill this monster!

Vertigo: You cannot defeat us. We are gods!

There was a brief silence. Which was then broken by our two resident powerhouses.

Edzilla and Hulk: ED AND HULK SMASH PUNY GODS! (They both punch Vertigo)

SMASH!

They knocked her down!

Sauron: STUN ROAR!

Sauron fired a powerful fireball sound blast with rings around it from his mouth and it hit Vertigo and stunned her. Then we saw her teleport and she appeared behind Sauron and I fired a powerful energy blast at her and it hit her and exploded.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Me: Lets finish her with a combo and final smash!

Ben: You got it J.D.!

Torch Man: With pleasure!

Ben then turned into N.R.G.

Ben: (Russian Accent) N.R.G.! This monster is gonna feel the burn of radiation.

N.R.G. fired a powerful blast of radiation and Torch Man fired a powerful blast of fire with his Blazing Torch.

Torch Man and NRG: SOLAR FLARE FIRESTORM BLAST!

The blasts combined and turned into a deadly fireball of incredible power and it hit Vertigo and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Vertigo was weakened.

Sauron: Lets see how you like this you bitch! SONIC MEGA HOWL STREAM!

Sauron fired a massive blast of sonic fire and it hit Vertigo and instantly obliterated her in an instant!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: That did it!

Then I saw that Nico had Vertigo's tail.

Me: Nico you have Vertigo's Tail.

Nico saw that I was right.

Nico: Whoa! Awesome! That means I have all of her powers.

Me: Same with me. This is gonna be awesome.

Sauron: That's one of the evil gods down.

Me: And 2 to go.

We continued on our journey.


THE RUINS


We were traveling through the ruins of a destroyed city. We saw that the city was completely destroyed.


The Ruins are the domain of Chaos, the god of Decay. This region of Urth encompasses the ruins of what was once a thriving metropolis. When the meteor came in contact with the planet, the cataclysms wiped out the modern cities and destroyed all modern technology. The derelict skyscrapers have become a place for the newly evolved lifeforms to reside in.


Me: My god. This whole city is completely gone.

Nico: But some of the buildings are still intact and were left to rot.

Lincoln: I can't believe all this happened.

Me: Me neither.

Laney: Look there! Isn't that what's left of the Empire State Building?

We saw the ruins of said building and it was awful. It was rotting all over and there was moss covering the whole building.

Me: That is definitely the Empire State Building. This once was New York City.

Sauron: Hard to believe.

We went into one of the buildings and it was totally deserted.

Me: Still intact even after what happened here.

We saw some old office papers and they were all old and aged. I picked them up and they fell apart in my hands.

Me: Wow.

Lana: Time really has flown by here.

Lola: No kidding.

We left the building and then out came CHAOS, GOD OF DECAY!


In his quest for control and domination over the world, Chaos has become his own worst nightmare. Right after the Cataclysms, he existed as a renegade scientist who coveted Blizzard's powers and wanted to take control of the new Urth. But his desire to dictate the process of human evolution proved to be his undoing when he conducted a genetic experiment that went horribly wrong. Instead, he was turned into a disgusting beast. Now he must do battle with and eliminate the other dino-beasts. Many of his special moves consist of bodily functions. His fatalities, most notably the Golden Shower, drew condemnation from parents and is arguably his most revolting move.

Chaos is identified on his action figure's character profile as a "Kong", a gorilla-like creature. He has sickly pinkish to clay brown hair and grayish skin. His ape-like appearance is the horrific result of an evolution spell gone wrong.


Me: Chaos!

Chaos: (As Sean Connery) Yes and now I will rule this world in the name of decay!

Sauron: I don't think so you false god!

Sauron fired a powerful Sound Fireball and it hit Chaos and exploded.

Nico and me used Vertigo's Scorpion Sting attack and stung Chaos all over and Chaos used his Fart of Fury attack and Lola fired a powerful blast of fire at it and it ignited the fart and it exploded in Chao's face!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Ben: Time for this monster to have his technique blown back at him!

Ben turned into Terraspin!

Ben: TERRASPIN!

Air Man: I am ready.

Chaos fired another Fart of Fury and Terraspin flew into the air and fired a massive blast of wind and Air Man fired a powerful blast of wind with his Air Shooter.

Terraspin and Air Man: HYPERCANE MEGA WIND BLAST!

The blasts of wind combined and they hit the Fart of Fury all over and sent it right back at him and Chaos was stunned by his own technique.

Me: Lets see how you like this!

I growled and I turned into J.D. THE NOCTURNAL!

Me: Feel the power of the wolf! MOON FLAME POWER FIRE!

I fired a massive blast of purple fire and it slammed into Chaos and incinerated him into nothing! He was dead in an instant.

I reverted back.

Me: That's it for him. Lets move on.

We proceeded on.


THE STRIP OF MOTUROA


We were over in the forests of the Strip of Moturoa.


The Strip or Manawha is the domain of Talon, god of Survival. The area is a grassy stretch of land dotted with trees and small waterfalls. The primordial rainforest used to be Moturoa Island off the New Zealand coast but was brought in contact with the mainlands in the wake of the meteor.


Me: Wow! These forests are amazing.

Laney: Boy they sure are. It's so peaceful here in these forests.

Crysta: You said it Laney. I wouldn't mind living here.

Nico: It sure is beautiful here.

Earth: It's really beautiful here.

A Roar was heard and then out came TALON, GOD OF SURVIVAL!


Talon is in his most vicious state when it comes to the defense of his raptor clan. Before the Cataclysms, Talon's home was peaceful and harmonious, but now Talon and his followers have been thrust into an unfamiliar life of power struggles, battling between tribes and dino-beasts. On the new Urth, Talon stands ready to take on any dino-beast threatening his people.

The god of Survival. He is identified as a "Raptor" on his action figure's toy packaging, and closely resembles the Velociraptors from "Jurassic Park", which had been released just the year before. Talon is the patriarch of a huge family of raptors and is fiercely protective of it, and it is for their sake that he plunges into the war. Talon is the fastest character in the game and an excellent jumper. Talon is also the shortest character, and numerous ranged attacks by taller enemies will simply miss him. He is the only character in the game who does not have a projectile attack. His domain is the Strip, and his worshipers are dressed in grey.


Me: Talon, God of Survival!

Talon: (As Ian McDiarmid) Ah so the mighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here. It's an honor to meet the famous universal saviors.

Me: Same to you Talon. We came to kill the evil gods that threaten this planet. Including you and the virtuous ones.

Talon: I see. I'm glad you all came then.

Teresa: I actually was named Talon in my Bang Baby Days.

Talon: I heard about that. But at least you're able to fly.

Talon: That's true. I will gladly come with you all.

Sauron: Thank you Talon my friend.

We continued on.


THE CLIFFS


We were in the mountainous area of Urth called the Chattaana Xuanya or the Cliff.


The Cliff or Chattaana Xuanya is the domain of Blizzard, the god of Good and Virtue. The area is an icy and mountainous tundra. The highest mountain in the Himalayas, Mount Everest, has been relocated to this part of the rearranged world. It now has the faint pattern of an ape face.


It was really cold up there and we had to bundle up in our warmest fur coats.

Me: Man it's really cold up here. But it's really amazing.

Lana: It sure is. But look over there! Isn't that Mount Everest?

Me: It sure is. It's completely intact even after the entire planet was reshaped. Amazing!

Luan: That's amazing!

Earth: Boy it sure is.

Paige: I just can't believe it managed to stay intact like that.

Me: No kidding.

Laney: I remember seeing the Himalayas. It was breathtaking.

Sauron: I see.

Talon: It's hard to imagine that there are so many things that have happened in your world and here.

Nico: No kidding.

Then a roar was heard and out came BLIZZARD, GOD OF GOOD AND VIRTUE!


In order for life to continue its natural progression, a delicate balance must be struck. This is the atmosphere that Blizzard has fought for millions of years to maintain. Enraged by the massive destruction he saw when he emerged from his primal slumber, Blizzard has embarked on a relentless execution mission. As guardian of natural evolution, Blizzard is determined to return Urth to its former state. As the leader of the Virtuous Beasts, Blizzard battles to return the balance to the Urth, even if it means destroying each and every dino-beast in the process!

Blizzard is a large Yeti-like creature, referred to on his action figure's character profile as a "Kong". His skin is ice-blue in color, with silvery brown hair. He has the ability to create and control ice.


Me: Blizzard, god of Good and Virtue.

Blizzard: (As Brock Peters) The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Welcome.

Me: Thank you Blizzard. We are here on a mission to kill all of the evil gods.

Lincoln: We already killed Vertigo and Chaos.

Blizzard: I see. I'm glad you all came and Sauron, Talon. Glad you two could come good friends.

Talon: Thanks Blizzard.

Sauron: Yeah.

Blizzard: I will gladly help you all.

Me: We are grateful Blizzard.

We left for the next part of the world.


THE HOLLOWS


We were in the caverns of the Hollows. It was a massive and incredible cave system.


The Hollows are the domain of Armadon, god of Life. This landscape consists of underground ramiform caverns existing eons ago. The subterranean caverns have openings in the rock, wherein worshippers dwell. In the center of the caverns is a meditation shrine where Armadon practices focusing his inner thoughts.


Me: Wow! Look at these caves!

Nico: These are incredible caves.

Lynn: (Echoing) HELLO!

The echo was perfect.

Me: Wow. What an echo. These caves are perfect for it.

Lucy Loud: I got get used to caves like this.

Nico: For you Lucy, it would be perfect.

A roar was heard and then we saw ARMADON, GOD OF LIFE!


Guardian of the delicate and fragile ecological balance, Armadon was the last of the dino-beasts to emerge from his subterranean confines. Connected with Urth's life force and energy flow, Armadon ascended to save the planet from the dino-beasts who want ultimate control over it. Ironically, the battle for power raging among the beasts has caused a nearly irreversible terminal imbalance on the planet they are fighting to rule. Unable to tolerate the titans' destruction of the planet, Armadon's mission is to put an end to the battle for supremacy and the immense devastation caused by it.

The god of Life. Armadon fights to defend Urth and prevent its destruction from the hands of the Evil Gods. He's identified in his action figure's character profile as a "Tristegasauratops", a semi-bipedal dinosaur with Triceratops-like head and limbs, a series of spikes in his back, and a tail, the tip of which resembles a combination of an Ankylosaurus' tail club and a Stegosaurus' thagomizer. Armadon has the easiest combos, but has a short reach. His domain is the Hollows and his worshippers appear dressed in light green rags.


Me: Armadon, God of life!

Armadon: (As Alec Guinness) It's a pleasure to meet you J.D. We were told so much about you all.

Lori: How is that literally possible?

Blizzard: Word gets around quickly all over the galaxy.

Me: I see.

Armadon: I hear you have been killing the evil gods.

Me: We sure have. We killed Chaos and Vertigo.

Armadon: That's good.

?: Then you are gonna have a bigger problem!

Out came the Samurai Rangers old enemy from episode 2 of Super Samurai: ARMADEEVIL!


Armadeevil is a Nighlok bearing resemblance to both an armadillo and a rat, whose existence was unknown to Master Xandred before he came to the ship and offered his services. He merrily went on a rampage, and the Samurai Rangers were unable to cause him any damage due to his armor plating on his shell. They were only granted a chance to think of another strategy by his need to rehydrate. When he returned they were able to weaken his shell, first by tricking him into crashing into a rock wall, then by superheating it and quickly dousing it with cold water afterward to induce thermal shock.

Afterwards the Blue Super Samurai Ranger was able to end Armadevil's first life with a powerful slash. After Armadeevil activated his Mega Monster form, the rangers repeated their strategy against his giant size, using the Beetle Blaster, Swordfish Fencer, and Tiger Drill Megazord configurations but to no avail. Even the Claw Armor Megazord's double strike was unable to finish the fight, forcing the Rangers to resort to the Samurai Battle Cannon, which finally did the trick and destroyed him.

Powers and Abilities

Shell: Armadeevil has a shell on his back that can withstand nearly all attacks.

Ball Roll: he can make his body fit into his shell and turn into a metal ball to attack his enemies.

Jumping: He can jump at great distances and even over water.

Arsenal

Eye lasers: Armadeevil can fire red laser beams from his eyes.


Armadeevil: Its been a long time Samurai Rangers.

Jayden Shiba: Armadeevil! But you died!

Me: I remember this guy! He gave you all a nasty fight with that shell of his!

Armadeevil: That's right J.D. Knudson. You've sure done your homework by watching us fight on TV huh?

Me: That's right. And it was a very clever strategy the Samurai Rangers thought of when they beat you.

Armadeevil: But you can't beat me now!

Jayden Shiba: We'll see! Ready guys!?

Kevin (Samurai Power Rangers): Ready!

Samurai Power Rangers: GO GO SAMURAI!

The Samurai Rangers transformed!

They were ready!

Armadeevil: Face it, Rangers! The only way you'll ever beat me is with that strategy you did before. But I don't think you'll have the patience to pull it off this time!

Lana: We'll see about that!

Armadeevil: Don't you get it? My shell's now twice as durable.

Troy: Then we'll need twice of the same Ranger Team!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Samurai!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into a second Samurai Team!

Armadeevil: What?! Two teams of Samurai Rangers?!

Me: That's right! Lets get him!

We went at him and I kicked him in the face and sent him flying and he was in the air and he turned into a ball. I kicked him in the back and sent him flying faster than a bullet fired from a gun and the Megaforce and Samurai Rangers formed a powerful wall of rock and earth. It bounced off the walls with tremendous force and they fired blasts of fire and wind and heated him up to tremendous levels and Kevin and Noah cooled him down with water.

Armadeevil: Is that the best you can do?

Me: Think again.

His twice as durable shell cracked all over.

Armadeevil: No! NOT AGAIN!

Me: We're just getting started. Combo time on this freak!

Octopunch: Roger that boss! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his harpoon gun 100-fold.

Scream: We will make you scream! VENOM CYBER KEY POWER!

The Venom Cyber Planet Key went into Scream's right arm device and it enhanced her powers 100-fold.

Octopunch and Scream: SYMBIOTE LIGHTNING SPEAR BARRAGE!

Octopunch fired a powerful barrage of electrified harpoons and Scream had her Symbiote matter merge with them and they hit Armadeevil all over and electrocuted him.

Armadon: Lets see how he likes this shocking attack! GOD OF LIFE LIGHTNING SPIKE ELECTROCUTION!

Armadon fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit Armadeevil and electrocuted him all over and turned him into a burnt statue and he fell apart as a pile of ashes.

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Armadeevil has failed this universe.

Me: Yes he has. We're not done yet though. We have one more god to destroy.

We were off to the hottest part of the planet.


THE INFERNO


We were in the volcanic landscape of the Inferno. It was a hellish and deadly land.


The Inferno is the domain of Diablo, the god of Evil and Destruction. It is a volcanic atoll created by a geothermic upheaval ten times as great as that which formed the Hawaiian islands. Mesoamerican pyramids and stone sculptures lie among the active volcanoes and lava. The igneous island originated within the Pacific Ring of Fire.


Me: Wow!

Lola: Man it's really hot here!

Nicole: It's a land of volcanoes. I can't believe that this whole place used to be the Hawaiian Islands.

Me: Paradise turned into Hell.

Nico: No kidding.

Laney: This place is scary.

Earth: No kidding. I would not want to have this place on our Earth.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Varie: It sure is flaming hot here. I would not want to experience what happened here when the meteor struck.

Me: No one should.

Then a roar was heard and then out came DIABLO, GOD OF EVIL AND DESTRUCTION!


Now that Diablo, leader of the Destructive Dinos, has been released from his fiery prison deep within the Urth, he seeks to turn the world into a raging inferno. Determined to pursue his vision for Urth as a dominion of evil, Diablo thrives on inflicting immense pain and agony on his enemies. His followers and foes alike believe that Diablo is evil incarnate. Annihilation of all other dino-beasts is essential for Diablo to continue his reign of terror and carry out his gruesome vision for Urth.

Diablo's appearance follows that of a fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus rex. He is crimson red in color, and has dark, black stripes that follow the length of his body. He has two claws on his hands and three on his feet. He is one of two T. rex characters in the game, the other one being Sauron; the result of palette swapping an existing character sprite to inflate the roster, as was common practice in retro arcade fighting games. In the original arcade version, he is slightly shorter than his counterpart, though in the SNES port they are approximately the same height.


Me: DIABLO, GOD OF EVIL AND DESTRUCTION!

Diablo: (As Jim Cummings) Well if it isn't the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm and you have all the other gods with you!

Blizzard: That's right Diablo!

Nico: You will pay for all the crimes you caused!

Lincoln: Yeah! You are going to pay!

Laney: We won't let you rule this planet with evil!

Me: YEAH! Lets get him!

We went at Diablo and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and Nico fired a blast of Vertigo's Venom Spit and it hit Diablo in the face and Lana fired a blast of ice lightning and froze him and Lola fired a massive blast of fire and burned him all over and Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him and Laney fired a bunch of barbs covered in Strychnine Ω and poisoned him and Lynn and Earth fired a powerful blast of lava and burned Diablo all over. Sauron fired a massive Sound Fireball blast and it hit Diablo and exploded. Talon slashed Diablo all over and cut him up really good. Blizzard froze him in ice with a powerful pillar of ice and Nico released a powerful Fart of Fury with Chaos's powers and it stunned Diablo and Armadon fired a powerful barrage of spines and pinned him down. Vince fired a powerful blast of crystal energy and entombed Diablo's feet in crystal and Carol fired a powerful blast of atomic energy with Godzilla's Heat Ray.

Me: Lets finish this freak!

Seaspray: You got it J.D.! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his lasers 100-fold.

R.J. (Jungle Fury): Time for some wolf power! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his Wolf Morpher and enhanced his powers 100-fold.

Seaspray and Jungle Fury R.J.: WOLF LASER FIRESTORM BLAST!

Seaspray fired a powerful blast of lasers and R.J. fired a powerful blast of purple wolf fire and the blasts hit Diablo and exploded all over.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Me: Time for some final smash power!

Talon: Right! SURVIVAL MEGASLASH SUPERSTORM!

Talon slashed Diablo many times all over and cut him up really good.

Blizzard: Time for some justice in ice! ARCTIC GOOD SUPER COLD WAVE!

Blizzard fired a powerful blast of snow and arctic cold and froze Diablo in a massive block of ice.

Nico: Diablo, you have failed this world! NUOVA MEGA FIRE SPHERE!

The 4-Star Dragonball on Nico's bracelet glowed and he formed a massive sphere of powerful fire and he threw it at Diablo and it slammed into it and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

The explosion completely obliterated Diablo in an instant and killed him.

Me: Bingo!

May: That god is toast!

Then a familiar war that Mystery Inc. knows all too well was heard. They saw that it was the JAGUARO!


The Jaguaro is a half-ape/half-sabertooth tiger creature worshipped by a tribe of Amazonian natives on their sacred island. It was used as a disguise by Barney to hide his diamond mining operation in the Brazilian jungle.

Scooby-Doo and the gang were on a plane trip when a malfunction forced the pilot to make an emergency landing in the Brazilian jungle. The statue of the Jaguaro came to life and chased Shaggy Rogers and Scooby. After a chase, the Jaguaro fell over a waterfall. His costume came off and the Jaguaro was trapped. The Jaguaro was then revealed to be Barney who was using the plane to smuggle out the diamonds.


Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Jaguaro!

Laney: Whoa! That is a strange creature.

Me: I remember him. He was a really strange case.

Qin: What is his story?

Me: He was really Barney over in Brazil. He and the copilot Luis were doing a huge diamond smuggling operation. He was using the disguise and legend of the Jaguaro to scare people off and make sure that no one knows what's going on.

Qin: That's crazy!

Me: It was. Barney and Luis got 25 to 30 years in a South American Prison. But because of the conspiracy to murder Mystery Inc., they got life in a maximum security South American Prison without parole.

Qin: Good riddance.

Me: Yep.

Laney: I got this!

Laney went at the Jaguaro and she wrestled him all over the place and then Lola fired a powerful blast of gold fire and turned the Jaguaro into gold.

Me: That takes care of him! And we saved this world from the wrath of the Evil Gods.

Talon: We sure did. Thank you all for all your help.

Blizzard: Indeed. We can't thank you all for helping us.

Me: It was our pleasure.

Talon: (To the viewers) These guys are powerful enough to destroy gods and goddesses and they can save everyone.

Me: Yep. Thanks Talon.

We moved the planet Urth to the orbit of the Realm of Departure and it was now part of the Earth System. We went back home to our Earth.

However, Vypra and Dark Spicer were recruiting another member.

Dark Spicer: Number 7 of Legion Ex Machina?

Number 7: That's me.

Dark Spicer: I'm Dark Jack Spicer. But call me Dark Spicer for short. I heard all about you. Including how you now have the abilities of all your deceased teammates.

Number 7: I also plan on avenging them. So, please, leave me be.

Dark Spicer (smirks): What if I tell you that I can help you get your revenge on our common enemy?

Number 7 (thinks for a moment): Go on.

Uh Oh!

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete and an awesome video game chapter done.

Primal Rage has been one of my favorite video games ever since I was a little kid and it was awesome! I never knew what it was about until I was older and it was awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is the 6th Are You Afraid of The Dark Villain: Nosferatu and he was a silent movie vampire villain that comes to live! We're gonna face him in a movie theater as he tries to make us his next meal!

See you all tomorrow.