In the living room at the estate, we were watching Moana from 2016 and it was one of our favorites and Lily knows this movie all too well.
On the Polynesian island of Motunui, the inhabitants worship the goddess Te Fiti, who brought life to the ocean using a pounamu stone as her heart and the source of her power. Maui, the shapeshifting demigod and master of sailing, steals the heart to give humanity the power of creation. However, Te Fiti disintegrates, and Maui is attacked by another who seeks the heart: Te Kā, a volcanic demon. Maui is blasted out of the sky, losing both his magical giant fishhook and the heart to the depths of the sea.
A millennium later, the ocean chooses Moana, daughter of Motunui's chief Tui, to return the heart to Te Fiti. Tui takes Moana away, causing her to lose the heart. Tui and Sina, Moana's mother, try to keep her away from the ocean to prepare her for ascension as the island's chief. Sixteen years later, a blight strikes the island, killing vegetation and shrinking the fish catch. Moana suggests going beyond the island's reef to find more fish and figure out what is happening, but Tui forbids it. Moana tries conquering the reef but is overpowered by the tides and shipwrecked back to Motunui with Pua the pig.
Moana's grandmother Tala shows her a secret cave of ships, revealing that their people were voyagers until Maui stole Te Fiti's heart; the ocean was no longer safe without it. Tala explains that Te Kā's darkness is poisoning the island, but can be cured if Moana finds Maui and makes him restore the heart of Te Fiti, which she gives to Moana. Tala falls ill and, on her death bed, tells Moana that she must depart to find Maui.
Setting sail on a camakau from the cavern, Moana is caught in a typhoon and shipwrecked on an island where she finds Maui, who boasts about his achievements. She demands that Maui return the heart, but he refuses and traps her in a cave. She escapes and confronts Maui, who reluctantly lets her on the camakau. They are attacked by Kakamora – small, coconut-armored pirates – who seek the heart, but Moana and Maui outwit them. Moana realizes Maui is no longer a hero since he stole the heart and cursed the world, and convinces him to redeem himself by returning the heart. Maui first needs to retrieve his magical fishhook in Lalotai, the Realm of Monsters, from Tamatoa, a giant coconut crab. While Moana distracts Tamatoa, Maui retrieves his hook but discovers he can no longer control his shapeshifting. He is overpowered by Tamatoa, but Moana's quick thinking allows them to escape with the hook. Maui reveals that his first tattoo was earned when his mortal parents rejected him. After reassurance from Moana, Maui teaches her the art of sailing, regaining control of his powers, and the two grow closer.
They arrive at Te Fiti's island, only to be attacked by Te Kā. Moana refuses to turn back, resulting in Maui's hook being badly damaged. Unwilling to lose his hook in another confrontation with Te Kā, Maui abandons Moana, who tearfully asks the ocean to find someone else to restore the heart. The ocean obliges and takes the heart, but Tala's spirit appears, inspiring Moana to find her true calling. She retrieves the heart and sails back to confront Te Kā. Maui returns, having had a change of heart, and buys Moana time to reach Te Fiti by fighting Te Kā, destroying his hook in the process. Moana discovers Te Fiti is missing, and realizes Te Kā is Te Fiti, corrupted without her heart. Moana tells the ocean to clear a path, allowing her to return Te Fiti's heart, and the restored goddess heals the ocean and islands of the blight. Maui apologizes to Te Fiti, who restores his hook and gives Moana a new boat before falling into a deep sleep and becoming a mountain.
Moana bids farewell to Maui, returning home where she reunites with her parents. She takes up her role as chief and wayfinder, leading her people on a voyage.
Moana's singing was incredible and she had just a beautiful and enchanted voice. She was just as good as Ariel.
We saw Moana and Maui face Te Ka and she was a dangerous force.
Te Kā is the (former) main antagonist of Disney's 56th full-length animated feature film Moana. She was once the benevolent island goddess Te Feti, but after her heart was stolen by the demigod Maui, she became a destructive lava demon.
Te Kā first appears in Gramma Tala's story, where it is revealed that she was once the island goddess named Te Fiti, who created all islands on the ocean with her heart, who had the ability to create life. She then placed herself into an eternal slumber, with her body forming into an island. However, one day, Te Fiti's heart was stolen by the demigod Maui in a misguided act of heroism. As a result of this, the island was quickly consumed by darkness, while Te Fiti's physical form morphed into that of the deadly and powerful Te Kā.
As Maui tried to escape on his boat, Te Kā rose from her cloud and attacked the demigod. Their battle resulted in the loss of both the heart and Maui's fish hook which was later recovered by the giant crab Tamatoa and added to his collection of treasures. Also, because of the loss of the heart, all the islands that Te Kā has created were cursed, slowly causing the destruction of food supply, flora, and fauna, thus making it impossible for humanity to survive. According to legend, only the restoration of Te Fiti's heart can save the world from annihilation.
3,000 years later, Moana (the film's protagonist) finally reaches Te Fiti with Maui after helping the latter to retrieve his fish hook from Tamatoa and defeat the Kakamora from stealing the heart. During the journey, Maui confesses to Moana his reason for stealing Te Fiti's heart: because he wanted to give it to humanity as a gift (due to his tragic upbringing caused by his parents, who attempted to drown him when he was an human infant).
But before they can reach the shores of Te Fiti, Te Kā emerges and attacks them. Maui then turns into a hawk and tries to fly past her, only to be struck from the sky several times. He is soon weakened too severely and orders Moana to turn the boat around. Not wanting to back away from her mission and confident that she can succeed, Moana continues to sail towards Te Fiti and directly by Te Kā, who tries to smite the duo. Maui quickly blocks her blow with his fish hook, but the impact blasts him and Moana miles away from Te Fiti and severely damages the boat. When they recover, Maui finds his fish hook severely damaged and nearly destroyed. Furious at Moana for endangering their lives despite his orders to turn away, and knowing that one more blow from Te Kā to his hook will destroy it forever, Maui leaves her.
Despite this, after an inspirational visit from the spirit of Gramma Tala, Moana refuses to give up. She repairs her boat and sails back to Te Fiti, once again sailing up to the gap. Te Kā immediately reappears and raises a fist to destroy the boat, but Moana steers toward another gap, barely avoiding the blow. When Te Kā catches up to her, she sails back to the first gap. However, Te Kā sends a giant wave at Moana, causing her boat to capsize. With boulders raining down around her, Moana tries to right her boat but she isn't strong enough. Te Kā aims a killing blow at Moana but at the last second Maui returns - having had a change of heart - and parries the blow. He then distracts Te Kā again while Moana reaches the island of Te Fiti although her boat is destroyed by Te Kā in the process.
Unfortunately, Moana cannot find the spiral in which the heart is to be placed as the entire island is actually gone. At this moment, Moana notices the swirling spiral in Te Kā's chest and comes to an extremely stunning and impressive realization: Te Kā is actually Te Fiti without her heart. Meanwhile, Maui continues to fight, despite his fish hook having been destroyed. This enrages Te Kā immensely, and the lava demon conjures a massive fireball to kill the demigod once for all. Just as Maui is about to accept his fate in order to protect Moana, the latter gains Te Kā's attention by shining the heart of Te Fiti's light in the distance. Moana also asks the ocean to clear a path, allowing Te Kā to lunge at her. But, Moana sings the song "Know Who You Are" to calm the fury of Te Kā, who finds peace in Moana's inspiring words. She turns herself into molten rock, and Moana places the heart into the spiral of Te Kā's chest.
With the heart finally restored, Te Kā ceases to exist as the molten rock crumbles into pieces, reverting to her true form as Te Fiti. Maui then apologizes to Te Fiti for stealing her heart, admitting that he was wrong and that he has no excuses for doing so. Content that Maui learned his lesson, Te Fiti warmly forgives him and revives the dying islands across the world, as well as Moana's boat and Maui's fish hook. Afterwards, Te Fiti forms back into her resting position.
Powers and Abilities
As an island goddess, Te Fiti has the ability to produce and generate life, as she can instantly grow plants (both flora and fauna) around barren lands with a single touch and manipulate her body to form a terrain during her slumber. She also has the power to recreate objects that were previously destroyed, such as Maui's fish-hook and Moana's boat.
However, as Te Kā, she has the power to control magma, fire and lava, so that she can produce and throw out fireballs to destroy any obstacles and turn any matter into molten rock. She is also proven to have superhuman strength, as she can overpower the capacity of demigods such as Maui himself.
We were amazed and when the movie was done we cheered wildly!
Me: That is so awesome!
Nico: Boy I will never forget this movie. It was so awesome!
Lily: It's one of my all time favorites and I know this movie well.
Qin: Lily, how did you meet Moana?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'd like to know that as well.
Rhino: Did you arrive at the start of the movie?
Lily: That is an adventure I will never forget. I arrived at the part where Moana was about to give up and head back.
Lily went over what happened during the events of The Ocean of Te Fiti.
The Simulator Activated and Lily found herself in the Middle of the Ocean.
She walked on the water and she saw a blue light on a boat. The boat was a Polynesian Sailing Canoe.
Lily: I'm in the movie Moana. One of my favorites. I love this movie.
Lily walked over to the boat and she saw Moana hugging the spirit of her Grandmother.
Moana: I tried, Gramma. I couldn't do it.
Lily: Moana. You can't give up. You've come this far and you can't give up on your people.
Moana: Who are you?
Lily: My name is Lily Loud. I came to help you.
Lily got onto the boat.
Moana: Lily I tried my hardest but it was too much for me.
Lily: I know. But you have a strong spirit and a strong will and love for everyone on your island.
Moana: I know. But the question is Who am I?
Lily: [Singing Divinely] You are a girl that loves your Island and a girl that loves the sea.
Moana: [Singing] It calls me.
Lily: You are the daughter of the village chief. You are descended from voyagers who found their way across the world.
Moana: They call me.
Glowing Blue Polynesian Sailing Canoes appeared and they had the spirits of Moana's Ancestors on them.
Lily: You've delivered them to where you are. You have journeyed farther. You are everything you've learned and more.
Moana: Still it calls me. And the call isn't out there at all it's inside me.
Lily: It's like the tide always falling and rising.
Moana: [to her Grandmother] I will carry you here in my heart you remind me that come what may.
Lily: You know the way.
Moana: I am Moana!
Moana dove into the water and swam down to the bottom and retrieved a glowing green stone. It was the Heart of Te Fiti. The song ended.
Moana got back on the boat.
Moana: Lily. Thank you for reminding me.
Lily: It's no trouble at all. Now we got a job to do.
Moana: Right.
Lily: Lets do it, Together.
Lily extended her hand and she and Moana shook hands.
They both fixed Moana's boat and Lily made a horse of Glowing Water.
Lily: Ready?
Moana: Lets go.
They both went to the island where Te Fiti is said to be.
When they got there they saw black clouds with ash and soot blowing around.
Lily: Is this it?
Moana: Yes. We have to go passed the Barrier Islands. We do that, we make it to Te Fiti. But Te Kâ the Volcano Demon is going to prevent us from getting there. Te Kâ can't follow us into the water.
Lily: Okay.
As they approached, Ash clouds, lava and red hot smoke billowed up and they saw a fiery monster.
Lily: Is that Te Kâ?
Moana: Yes.
Lightning flashed in Te Kâ's ash clouds and smoke and she was going to make sure they don't get passed her.
Lily fired a blast of water and it hit Te Kâ in the chest and cooled her down and she screeched in pain.
Lily: That oughta cool you down!
Ta Kâ reheated her chest and threw a ball of lava at them and Lily threw and ball of Water at it and cooled it down.
It hit the rocks nearby.
Lily: Is that all you got you overgrown sack of hot air!?
Te Kâ got mad and the lightning in her clouds intensified as she roared.
Moana: Lily here she comes!
Te Kâ fired a stream of Fire and Lily fired a blast of water and the blasts collided and the fire turned into steam and the water hit Te Kâ in the face and she screeched in pain.
They made it passed the Barrier Islands and Te Kâ extended her arm out and was about to grab them when an Eagle came and transformed into the legendary demigod Maui and slashed off Te Kâ's arm and he landed on the boat with us.
Moana: Maui. You came back.
Maui's chest tattoo friend smiled in proudness.
Lily: Maui I presume?
Maui: That's right and you are?
Lily: My name is Lily Loud.
Maui: It's a pleasure.
Moana: But your hook. One more hit and...
Maui: [Chuckles] Te Kâ has got to catch me first. Now get to the island chosen one. Go save the world.
Moana: Maui, thank you.
Lily: We owe you one.
Maui: You're welcome.
Maui then transformed into some kind of bug and flew up to Te Kâ and turned into a whale and made a big splash.
It hurt Te Kâ and Lily and Moana made it to the island and went up the mountain and in the lagoon they saw a hole that looked like someone was resting.
Moana: Te Fiti. It's gone.
Lily: What happened?
Lily and Moana saw Te Kâ and in her chest was a spiral pattern and it matched the spiral on the Heart of Te Fiti and they instantly connected the dots.
Lily: Te Fiti and Te Kâ, they're both one in the same. Te Kâ is Te Fiti.
Moana: Yeah. Now we know.
Maui got Te Kâ extremely angry and Moana held the heart up and it emitted a bright glow and a loud hum.
Lily and Moana walked to the ocean edge.
Moana: Let her come to us.
The ocean in the lagoon split and allowed Moana and Lily to cross and Te Kâ rushed to them without feeling any water.
Lily and Moana were walking on the sand of the ocean floor.
Lily: [Singing] We have crossed the Horizon to find you.
Te Kâ was getting closer.
Moana: [Singing] We know your name.
Lily: They have stolen the heart from inside you.
Moana: But this does not define you.
Lily: This is not who you are.
Te Kâ began to realize that she was made into someone she was not.
Lily and Moana: You know who you are?
Te Kâ leaned in closer and Moana put her head on her head as the song ended.
Moana: Who you truly are.
Te Kâ closed her eyes and Moana placed the heart in the spiral and it glowed green and began cracking apart as leaves, flowers and life grew on Te Kâ and after the rocks broke off they saw Te Fiti, fully restored.
Lily and Moana: Te Fiti.
They were amazed. Te Fiti the spirit of life was fully restored and bringing new life to the island.
Te Fiti was forever indebted to Lily and Moana and she forgave Maui for his recklessness and actions and his hook was repaired. Maui left to go see the world.
As Lily and Moana left for Moana's island, Te Fiti went back to her rest.
Lily and Moana arrived back at Moana's island Motonui and her mom and dad, Sina and Chief Tui arrived onto the beach as they got on.
Moana: Mom! Dad!
Sina: Moana!
Moana hugged her mom and dad.
Moana: I may have gone a little ways past the reef.
Chief Tui: [Chuckles] It suits you.
Moana: Oh mom, dad. This is Lily Loud. She helped me on my journey.
Lily: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Sina: Lily, we can't thank you enough for helping Moana.
Moana: Lily was a big help.
Lily: You are so welcome Sina.
The villagers came and were excited to see Moana back safe and sound.
They cheered for both Lily and Moana.
Moana: Lily. I couldn't have done all of this without your help. I thought I was gonna have to turn back but you helped me regain my courage and strength.
Lily: True courage and strength only comes from what's inside your heart. Never forget that.
Moana: I won't.
Moana surprised Lily by taking off her necklace and placing it around Lily's neck.
Lily: You're necklace? But this is yours.
Moana: It's yours now Lily. You helped me save the world and I couldn't have done it without you. You will always have a friend here on Motonui.
Lily was surprised and hugged Moana.
Lily: Thank you Moana.
A vortex opened up.
Lily: I have to go home now. But I will never forget you Moana.
Moana: Me neither.
Chief Tui: Take care, Lily. You will always be welcome at our island.
Lily: Thank you Chief.
Lily waved as she entered the vortex and arrived back home.
Most of us were amazed and it was an awesome adventure.
Qin: Whoa! That is so amazing!
Nico: Boy that is so awesome!
Skywarp: Didn't you also battle a fire giant?
Lily: Yep. That was Te Ka. And I was shocked when me and Moana found out that she was also Te Fiti.
Kira Ford: That's amazing. It's hard to imagine.
Tori Hanson: It's good that you helped Moana when she was down.
Lily: It was.
Lincoln: That's my baby sister for you.
Maui: She is a good soul.
Tailgate: (to Maui) So, you took on Te Ka knowing full well that your hook wouldn't be able to withstand another hit?
Maui: Isn't that the kind of thing that heroes do?
Me: Most of the time yes. But many times we have to have a plan.
Maria: That's true. And it's really cool that Moana gave you her necklace to remember her Lily.
Lily: It sure is. Moana is an awesome movie I will treasure in my memory, my heart and soul.
Lola: Wow. What year does Moana take place?
Me: It said 3,000 years ago. So some time in 10th century B.C.
Maui: Long time ago.
Me: It sure is. It's an amazing movie though.
Lola: Do you think that Motonui is a real island in the Polynesian Islands?
Me: It might be. We'll have to find it later though.
Nico: Okay.
Qin: Also I heard that you guys went to a planet called Mer to stop the Dark Water and the Darkdweller.
Me: Yep. That was one of our biggest adventures. It was awesome!
I went over what happened during the events of The Plague of Dark Water and went over the history of the Darkdweller and Pirate Lord Bloth.
Lord Bloth.
Bloth is a savage alien pirate and the main antagonist of the series.
This cold-blooded high seas marauder sails in search of the Thirteen Treasures of Rule. He kidnapped Primus and held him aboard his monster warship, The Maelstrom, trying to get information as to the whereabouts of the Treasures the King had his captains hide. When Primus escaped and passed the mantle of the quest over to his long lost son, Ren, Bloth went after the youth with a vengeance. Now they are sworn enemies, and the race to find the jewels comprises the central conflict of the Dark Water series.
Bloth will stop at nothing to gain the Treasures, which will give him the power to control Dark Water and thus rule the planet for his own profit. With his bloodthirsty cutthroat crew, this ruthless pirate raves anything and anyone who stands in the way of his evil mission.
He is quick to fly into a rage and has been known to throw members of his own crew into the pit of the horror-beast, the Constrictus, which he keeps in the massive hold of his ship.
Bloth is a fearsome fighter who, despite his huge size, has great agility and speed. He can also play the diplomat when it suits his needs. A cunning manipulator, Bloth is able to draw on his wealth of historical information about Merian legend and lore and use it to turn any situation to his own good. He has a photographic memory... especially about anyone who has ever crossed him.
Bloth's Achilles Heel is that he fancies himself a cut above the scum who sail his ship. In truth, he's only another hardened salt cully, but he's forever looking for ways to align himself with a better class of Merian. Ren is able to use this against Bloth, tricking him into situations where the corpulent pirate can be strung by his own bloated ego.
Dark Water.
From the beginning of time, the Thirteen Treasures of Rule have sealed the heart of our planet. The Treasures, imbedded in a reef far below the sea beneath Octopon itself, have emanated a collective power, nourishing the entire planet with a harmonious life-force.
Then, one day, years ago, the mystical stones were pried loose by a violent and unknown power. They were scattered far and wide in a furious storm of upheaval. From that day forward, the planet headed on a course of slow, degenerative destruction.
The crippling, which at first appeared only spiritually and emotionally, soon took living form in the substance which has become known as Dark Water. This substance oozed slowly, perversely, from the fissure where the Treasures were ripped from the bowels of the planet.
In the early years there were wild tales of a capricious, driving shape that moved across the watery planet, devouring anything unlucky enough to land in its path. Then, slowly, there were more and more sightings of the Dark Water, always moving, consuming and leaving nothing but loss and despair in its powerful wake. The vastness of all that is evil had taken a form... become tangible... It was the Dark Water.
The Dark Dweller
The Dark Dweller, master of the Dark Water, was an evil being that resided within the Chamber of Lost Souls at the center of Mer, where the evil liquid is spawned. The Dark Dweller himself seems to be made of Dark Water, implying that the Dark Water is not so much under his control, but a part of him and an extension of his horrible will (either that, or he is an evil spirit who inhabits the Dark Water and can bend it to his will).
The Dark Dweller seems to keep to himself, content to let his minions, Morpho and the Dark Disciples, and the Dark Water itself do his work for him. It was mentioned by Bloth at one point, however, that sometimes sailors could see the Dark Dweller's face reflected in the surface of patches of Dark Water, and that to see it was a bad omen.
Originally, both he and the Dark Water were trapped in their domain by the seal of the Thirteen Treasures of Rule, but after a time the Dark Dweller became powerful enough to cause a rift in the ocean bed, allowing the Dark Water to begin seeping out, thus beginning the Year of the Black Tide. He then sent Kiroptus to scatter the Thirteen Treasures across Mer, so that nothing could stop him from enveloping all of the world in the Dark Water.
When Tula fell into some Dark Water and was sucked down into it, the Dark Dweller spared her life, keeping her alive in his domain so that he could use her ecomantic powers to lure Ren there, in the hopes of stealing the first seven Treasures of Rule. He took on Tula's form in an effort to persuade Ren to give him the treasures, but his treachery was revealed when "Tula" didn't know exactly where Ren kept them (they were in his pouch).
He then tried to make a bargain with Ren: one treasure in exchange for Primus' soul. But, like Tula, this "Primus" was merely the Dark Dweller in another form, and Ren drove the monster away with the combined powers of the seven treasures. Weakened severely, the Dark Dweller was forced from then on to rely entirely on Morpho and the Dark Disciples to get his loathsome work carried out.
Qin: Whoa! That is amazing! I can't believe that an evil creature like the Dark Dweller was gonna destroy Mer!
Me: It was like a cancer. We destroyed the Dark Dweller when the 13 Treasures of Rule merged with my sword and they made my sword powerful enough to destroy the Dark Dweller once and for all.
Qin: Wow! That's amazing!
Nico: Boy I wasn't with you guys when that happened. But that is an epic adventure.
Me: It sure was.
Lincoln: It was awesome. But I'm glad we saved all of Mer.
We later took a rest. We then got to reading books.
Poliwag: Horsea, if you ever got drunk again, let me join you! (kisses her cheek)
Horsea: Thanks Poliwag.
Lori then got nasty stomach cramps!
Lori: Oh no!
Me: What's wrong Lori?
Lori: I don't know!
FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Lori released a massive deadly fart that was so bad that it made most of us vomit and hurl.
Me: OH MAN! GEEZ LORI! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT!
Maui: Whoo! That is rank!
Lori: It was my shoe!
Laney: (COUGHING AND GAGGING!)
FAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!
Lori was really farting up a storm and the farts smelled so horrible!
Lola: (GAGGING!)
We took Lori outside. Ratchet and Lisa ran a diagnostic on her.
Lisa was wearing a HAZMAT suit.
Lisa: I'm afraid our firstborn eldest sibling has an infectious virus that is causing her an incredible level of abnormal spontaneous flatulence.
Lori: I am not farting! It was my shoe!
Me: We're not buying it Lori. You have a nasty fart bug and we need to go inside you and get rid of it.
Lincoln: We got to help Osmosis Jones and Drix and take down this mysterious virus.
Me: Lets do it.
But Shaggy and Scooby were not gonna go like the cowards that they are.
Shaggy: Like forget it! No way are we gonna go with you inside Lori!
Scooby Doo: Yeah and you can't make us.
Me: You two are nothing but a couple of big fat chickens.
Then Shaggy and Scooby both were clucking like a pair of chickens.
Ed: CHICKENS!
Me: Ed, down. I swear you two. You may have appetites as big as a mountain, but your brains are as tiny as your courage and your fear glands are just as big as your appetites.
Lisa: Uh J.D. there is no such thing as a fear gland.
Me: I know that Lisa. I was speaking in metaphorical terms.
Lisa: Oh. Apologies.
Nico: Shaggy, if you and Scooby come with us inside Lori, I'll give you the pizza-flavored Scooby Snacks that I was talking about.
Shaggy: Like, oh boy!
Scooby Doo: We'll do it!
Me: How good are those Nico?
Nico: They are really good. They taste like 1,000,000 of the best kind of pizzas you've ever had in one.
Lola: It's true. I helped make them for him.
Me: Nice!
Nico handed them 3 each for them and they ate them and they were really tasty.
Shaggy and Scooby: MMM! MMMM! MMMM!
They turned into rockets and went high into the sky and exploded into a dazzling display of fireworks and they inflated into blimps and on them it said "Try Nico's New Pizza Flavor Scooby Snacks, YOU'LL LOVE THEM!" They went back to the ground and landed into Nico's arms.
Shaggy: Boy, like, that hasn't happened to us in a long time.
Scooby Doo: Not since we were kids.
Nico: Boy no kidding. See I told you that you would like them.
Shaggy: Like yeah. We're ready!
Bobby: (to Lori) Babe, any time something bad happens in your body, I'll always be there to help you.
Lori: Thanks Boo-boo-bear.
Lydia: Yeah mommy!
Roxanne (Loud House): We'll literally make that fart virus cured!
Ramon: This is literally gonna be good!
Lily: Lets do it!
Me: Here we go. Open wide Lori.
She opened her mouth and I snapped my fingers and we spun in a tornado and we were shrunk down to the size of white blood cells and we went inside Lori.
Ratchet: Okay that was really cool.
We went down Lori's esophagus and it was like going down a slide. It was amazing.
Me: WEEEEE!
Nico: This is so cool!
Lynn: YEAH! I love sliding down the Esophagus!
Lucy Loud: This is wicked.
Laney: It's so cool though!
We went through a valve that went into the stomach and we landed by the beach next to the sea of Stomach Acid.
Me: We're back in Lori's stomach again.
Nico: Wow! It sure is huge here.
Qin: Wow! So this is what it's like being inside Lori. This is so cool!
Lana: I'll say. I think this is awesome being inside the body!
Lola: EW! Especially someone who farts all the time!
Lori: (On Lola's watch) I heard that Lola! And it was my shoe!
Me: Sheesh.
?: HEY GUYS!
We turned and we saw Osmosis Jones and Drix.
Me: Hey Ozzy! Drix!
We high-five and shook hands.
Me: Good to see you guys again.
Osmosis Jones: Glad you all came.
Drix: We got word about a nasty fart virus.
Me: So we smelled.
We laughed.
Nico: Qin, this is Ozzy and Drix, Ozzy and Drix, this is Qin. She's a childhood classmate I know from 2nd Grade.
Osmosis Jones: Pleasure to meet you Qin.
Drix: It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Qin: Same here.
Me: Osmosis Jones is a white blood cell and Drix is short for the medicine Drixenol. It was a type of cold medicine from a long time ago. We don't use medicine like that anymore.
Qin: Wow! That is so cool that you are partners.
Osmosis Jones: Thanks Qin.
?: (Laughs evilly) Then I will only break you two up!
We turned and we saw one of the first Power Rangers Monsters: MAGNET BRAIN from episode 80 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Magnet Brain was created by Zedd from science device built by Billy called a polarizer. Zedd called Magnet Brain a "monster with magnetic personality". Magnet Brain wielded a staff which possessed magnetic abilities. Zedd sent Magnet Brain to demolecularize the magnetic field of Earth causing the planet to disintegrate. Magnet Brain also carries a huge magnet, which he toss around like a weapon. Magnet Brain attacked Angel Grove and encountered the Power Rangers. In the battle Magnet Brain could sent magnetic whirlwinds from his arms and throw the rangers in sides using his magnetic powers. He also could deflect the blasts of rangers back in them. When heroes used the Power Blaster against the monster, it didn't destroy him, just pushed him along the ground and knocked him against the wall, barely harming him. Then Zedd used his grow grenade and made Magnet Brain grow. In the giant battle, villain attacked the giant magnet to the Thunder Megazord's Chest and then sent electric shock through it. However, Thunder Megazord sliced the magnet and then destroyed the monster with Thunder Saber. Upon monster's defeat, Billy's device returned to the normal state.
Lisa: Gadzooks!
Jason Lee Scott: It's Magnet Brain!
Trini Kwan: I hate this guy!
Me: I remember this magnetic freak! He tried to destroy the Earth's magnetic field and destroy the planet!
Lincoln: What a freak!
Magnet Brain: That's right. Its been a long time rangers!
Tommy Oliver: Lets get him guys! It's Morphin' Time!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: WHITE TIGER!
Zack Taylor: MASTODON!
Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!
Trini Kwan: SABER-TOOTH TIGER!
Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers were ready!
Magnet Brain: Now I will have my revenge!
Trini: Don't even try to magnetize our weapons!
Magnet Brain: Who said I was going to do that? (magnetizes Drix)
Drix: What is this?!
Magnet Brain: Say hi to Ra's Al Ghul and Bowser for me, Drix! (laughs evilly)
But the Magnetic Energy vanished.
Me: Nice try Magnet Brain. But our powers make your powers useless!
Troy: Time to fight magnets with electronics!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Electronic Brigade!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Electronic Squadron Denziman rangers from 1980.
Me: Lets get him!
We went at him and I punched Magnet Brain all over and Nico punched him all over with incredible force and kicked him in the face and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over and Laney fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him and Riley shredded him with razor leaves. The Megaforce Rangers fired laser blasts and the Mighty Morphin Rangers slashed and blasted him all over. Luna fired a blast of water all over Magnet Brain and drenched him and it messed up his magnetic polarity and Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him all over. Linka fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over and Maui punched him all over and slashed him all over with his hook.
Me: Lets see how you like our teamwork!
Ben: You got it!
Ben turned into Ball Weevil!
Ben: Ball Weevil!
Me: I don't think we saw this one.
Shanan: That's a Weevilian from the planet Curculios XII! They are a plasma energy insect race that can use plasma as balancing balls like circus stars.
Me: Whoa!
Maria: (SQUEALS) (Hugs Ball Weevil!) He's so cute!
Ball Weevil: I know I'm cute but please Maria.
Maria: Oh sorry.
She let him go.
Ball Weevil: Thank you.
Ball Weevil fired a powerful ball of plasma energy and and Bounce Man fired a Bounce Man fired his Bounce Ball.
Ball Weevil and Bounce Man: BOUNCING SUPER PLASMA BOUNCESTORM!
The balls bounced all over Magnet Brain and hit him all over the place with incredible force.
Ben then turned into Walkatrout.
Ben: WALKATROUT!
Me: Whoa!
Shanan: An Ickthyperambuloid from the planet Gilli-Perambulous Promenade.
Luna: Wow! That is amazing dude!
Walkatrout: This is gonna be tough. But it will work.
Splash Woman: Lets do it!
Walkatrout slid on the floor of the stomach and Splash Woman got onto his back and fired her laser trident.
Walkatrout and Splash Woman: SLIPPERY LASER SLIDEBLAST!
The laser blasts hit Magnet Brain all over and exploded.
Me: Lets finish this freak!
Tommy Oliver: Right!
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers formed the Power Blaster and Lincoln summoned the Power Cannon. They fired powerful energy blasts and they hit Magnet Brain and he exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: YEAH!
BELCH!
Lori: Oops. Excuse me.
Lori belched out some smoke and Lisa saw it.
Lisa: It appears that J.D. and everyone destroyed a Power Rangers monster.
Lori: Wow!
Back inside Lori we were planning on how to face the Fart Virus.
Me: We need to think about this. The Fart Virus must be deadly.
?: That's not the least of your worries my old friend.
We turned and we saw our long time deceased former elder and the worst traitor of the Leaf Village: DANZŌ SHIMURA!
Danzō Shimura is a member of the Hidden Leaf's council and a major antagonist in the manga and anime series Naruto. His unbridled jealousy of Hiruzen Sarutobi, caused Danzō to do despicable acts in pursuit of the position of Hokage, Danzō's militant and archaic views made him a danger to the village he professed to love and protect as he created the hatred in some of Konoha's greatest attackers and major villains - Kabuto Yakushi, Orochimaru, Nagato, and Sasuke Uchiha due to his harsh and cruel indifference to human suffering. Strangely, despite Danzō's views that ninja should always be ready to sacrifice their lives, he was afraid of death, much to his own shame.
In his youth, Danzō was good friends with Hiruzen Sarutobi, having felt the need to upstart him. During the First Shinobi World War, Danzō and Hiruzen, along with the latter's team-mates Koharu Utatane and Homura Mitokado, were placed together in a squad under the Second Hokage Tobirama. When being late pursued by the Kinkaku Squad of the Village Hidden in the Clouds, Danzō attempted to volunteer in sacrificing himself as a decoy to ensure the others' safety. However, paralyzed with fear as Hiruzen volunteered for the task, Tobirama sacrificed himself instead while naming Hiruzen as his successor much to the shock of both Hiruzen and Danzō.
With Hiruzen as the Third Hokage, with him, Koharu, and Homura appointed roles as his advisors, a grudge filled Danzō resolved to become Hokage someday and formed the ANBU subsidiary named Root. Though the group was later officially disbanded, Root remained secretly active as Danzō executed shady dealing. The group became even more mindlessly devoted to Danzō, who started branding them with cursed seals, even attempting to assassinate Hiruzen on one occasion.
One such event was aiding Hanzo in his attempt to wipe out the but the men he sent to the Village Hidden in Rain were all wiped out by Nagato. Danzō also played a role in Kabuto Yakushi becoming a rogue ninja under his former subordinate Orochimaru, whom Danzō had implanting the DNA of Hashirama Senju to use his Wood Style.
In the aftermath of Kurama's attack on Konoha, Danzō suspected the Uchiha clan to have involvement and supported their relocation for better observation, which led to the Uchiha becoming more isolated and discontent, and thus eventually plotting to rebel. Years later, learning of the planned coup d'état by the Uchiha clan and playing on Itachi Uchiha's pacifist tendencies to provide him and the other elders with information of the clan's actions, Danzō secretly killed Shisui Uchiha, despite the fact that Shisui was actually already planning to use a genjutsu to prevent the Uchiha rebellion. He kills Shisui in order to obtain his Sharingan eyes. However, Danzo then secretly ordered Itachi to slaughter his clan in return that his younger brother Sasuke Uchiha would be spared death. Though Itachi committed the deed, he left Danzō with a warning to not harm Sasuke or he would expose the circumstances of the Uchiha Clan's demise to the other ninja villages. Hiruzen, however, guesses much of what had happened, although he had no proof, and becomes even more suspicious of Danzō, and demands that Root be disbanded.
Part II
When Team Kakashi decides to meet with the spy Sasori installed in Orochimaru's camp, Danzō took advantage of Kakashi's absence to assign Sai to the group as part of a plan to secretly assassinate Sasuke. To achieve that goal, Danzō had Sai trick Orochimaru into thinking he wants to join forces with him to destroy Konoha. Though Sai failed his mission, Danzō allowed him to remain with Team Kakashi, as Danzō had become worried about Naruto becoming a problem, and Sai would be in a perfect place to watch him.
During the events of Pain invading Konoha, Danzō was against Tsunade calling Naruto back to the village in fear that they would lose Kurama. To that end, Danzō not only killed the messenger toad Kōsuke but also ordered his subordinates not to come to the Hidden Leaf's aid with the expectation that Tsunade would be killed off not caring about the deaths of the other villages. Most of the villagers were killed in the attack. However, despite Danzō's action, Naruto arrived none the less with everyone Nagato killed revived while Tsunade ended up in a coma. Following the invasion, the Hidden Leaf are summoned before the Lord of Fire over what occurred, with Danzo convincing the feudal lord to name him the new acting Hokage. Danzō becomes the leader of the armed forces by influencing Mifune's mind but is caught.
Soon after, Danzō uses his power to mark Sasuke as a criminal to be killed before leaving for the Kage Summit in the Land of Iron to discuss dealing with the Akatsuki. Before leaving, seeing that he cannot confine Naruto due to his reputation as a hero, Danzō ordered Sai to spy on the boy while sending his men to track down Kabuto for his medical knowledge. With Torune and Fuu as his bodyguards, Danzō arrives at the Kage Summit and attempts to name himself the leader of the alliance that would fight the Akatsuki. However, the abrupt appearance of Taka and White Zetsu forces Danzō to flee.
However, Danzō and his men were halted by Tobi at the Samurai Bridge. By that time his men were defeated by Tobi and Sasuke, who then challenged Danzo to personal combat, Danzō unsealed his arm and revealed it to have been embedded with multiple Sharingan eye as he admits his role in the Uchiha Clan Massacre. Sasuke pretends to attack in anger with his Susanoo, Danzō uses Izanagi to evade the fatal attack, until it becomes evident that Sasuke was actually just making Danzō lose track of how many Sharingan he had in his arm, and in the end Sasuke is able to overcome Danzō by using a simple genjutsu making Danzō think he has one extra. With the powers of both Senju and Uchiha at his disposal, causing Tobi to realize that Danzō is targeting Naruto, Danzō clashes with Sasuke before being forced to sever his right arm as he was overwhelmed by the Senju DNA.
Refusing to accept defeat, Danzō takes Karin as a hostage so he can use Shisui's eye on Sasuke. However, Danzō was shocked that Sasuke had his attack pierce through Karin to kill him. On the verge of death, seeing that he can never surpass Hiruzen, Danzō decided to use the last of his life to take both Sasuke and Tobi down with him with the Reverse Four Symbols Seal. Though both were able to get out of range, Danzō destroyed Shisui's Sharingan to prevent Tobi from obtaining it.
Personality
When he was younger, Danzō was a hot-headed and eager ninja with a strong desire to prove himself. He, after a long internal struggle, decided to volunteer himself to buy time for his team-mates, though Hiruzen Sarutobi beat him to it. He often displayed jealousy towards Hiruzen, believing he was always one step ahead of him and feeling inferior to him. Danzō never used soft words like "friend", as he never wanted to lean on someone or be leaned on. As an adult, Danzō was a completely calm, cold and collected individual who did not allow his emotions to surface. Due to being raised in times of war, Danzō's beliefs differed from those of the Hokage as he felt that the interests of the village should be placed above all else, even ethics and morals. Danzō seemed to hate the previous Hokage's beliefs stating those beliefs have destroyed the village after Pain's assault on it, despite using the attack as an attempt to overthrow Tsunade and leaving its citizens in peril as well as being responsible for Nagato's negative perceptions of Konoha, which lead to its destruction. He was very ambitious, something even his fellow chancellors openly noted and in the anime, his desire to be a greater and stronger Hokage than Hiruzen made him even attempt to have Hiruzen assassinated in the belief that the Third Hokage had lost the capacity to effectively lead the village. An extremist, Danzō preferred to directly eliminate threats through assassination and execution rather than diplomacy and negotiation. However, he secretly worked closely with the international criminal Orochimaru in illegal experiments in order to increase his physical capabilities. Danzō possessed a fanatical and arbitrary adherence to the ideals of a shinobi, believing they must sacrifice absolutely everything for the village. However, Danzō hypocritically feared death, hiding this fear behind a belief that his survival was necessary for the sake of the shinobi world itself. He would only conquer this fear in the last moments of his life, boldly attempting to kill Sasuke and Tobi for the sake of his village and the entire shinobi world with his suicide, and destroying Shisui's eye with his dying breath.
Despite his reputation as a militarist, Danzō ultimately sought peace for the ninja world, one he would achieve by uniting all shinobi forces under his control. As such, he sought the title of Hokage, waiting patiently for decades before an opportunity arose. Danzō's pursuit of peace followed an end justifies the means. As such, he had no remorse taking any immoral actions as long as he believed it would benefit Konoha. To that end, he worked in the shadows to ensure that this future came to fruition. He used Root to eliminate potential threats to Konohagakure with or without the consent of the Hokage and to further him along the path to achieving the position, as he believed he was best prepared for the "necessary" transition. Because of the nature of his actions, Danzō could not allow the details of what he had done to become public knowledge, and thus he branded members of Root with cursed seals to prevent them from revealing his secrets. Danzō also believed Konoha was the strongest and most stable when the village had a target to focus its anger and hatred on. To this end, Danzō was key in stigmatizing the Uchiha clan to the rest of the village and was the one to secretly leak out the knowledge that Naruto Uzumaki was the container of the Nine-Tailed Fox, ensuring the villagers would loathe him as a result. Danzō also views the members of Root as expendables pawns and shows no remorse in having them perform duties that could result in permanent injury as shown in his ordering Fū to gouge out Ao's Byakugan, despite the fact it would result in Fū losing his eye as well. Danzō is also treacherous by nature, as shown in his betrayal of Hanzō despite their previous alliance. Likewise, should an "ally" prove too capable for his comfort, Danzō will see to their elimination, as he attempted to do with both Nonō and Kabuto Yakushi. Itachi also believed Danzō had no intention of honoring his promise of sparing Sasuke when he accepted the mission to kill his own clan and had to threaten to leak Konoha's secrets to enemy villages and risk his own safety by returning to Konoha after Hiruzen's death to ensure Sasuke's safety. He was willing to do anything to further his physical and political powers, as shown in allowing himself to be experimented on with Hashirama's cells by Orochimaru in order to gain the power to control a tailed beast and extend his use of Izanagi. He also broke international law by manipulating Mifune into making him supreme commander of the Allied Shinobi Forces. In his later years, Danzō had become somewhat delusional, believing that he would be able to change the Shinobi World, even though his actions at the Kage Summit lost him his credibility. Danzō also had no hesitation in stealing Shisui's right eye in order to gain access to Kotoamatsukami despite his unquestionable loyalty to Konoha over his own clan and the fact he was a descendant of someone who had once been Danzō's own comrade. Tobi deduced Danzō's intent to seize control of the Nine-Tails from Naruto by using his multiple Sharingan. Danzō is also shown to be extremely arrogant, as seen in his gloating during his final clash with Sasuke, believing he had won, and only he is capable of changing the entire world.
Despite his self-righteous, amoral, and draconian methods, Danzō nevertheless was not purely evil. His actions, be it as cruel and self-serving as it was, was all for what he genuinely believed for the greater good of Konoha. He was capable of respecting others even if they differed from him, as although he was at odds with Itachi, he acknowledged Itachi as a unsung hero whose selfless devotion to Konoha was worthy of his respect and openly reprimanded Sasuke for his hatred and violence against Konoha, as it had wasted both the sacrifice of the Uchiha and Itachi's own personal sacrifices. His devotion to Konoha far surpassed his fear of death, as he did not hesitate to use the final moments of his life helping Konoha by trying to take Sasuke and Tobi with him and used the last of his strength to destroy Shisui's eye. Despite his envy against the Third and their growing rivalry, in the end, he had not entirely lost his friendship with Hiruzen, reminiscing of his childhood memories with him and asking what he was to Hiruzen in his final moments. His fellow elders, Homura Mitokado and Koharu Utatane, held Danzō in high regard and often took his advice when dealing with the politics of the village and even though they preferred Hiruzen over him, they openly acknowledged Danzo always had Konoha's best interests in heart.
Abilities
Because of the stolen Sharingan eyes and the cells from the Third Hokage (which Tobi suspects that he implanted them all with Orochimaru's aid), Danzō was an immensely powerful and skilled ninja. He could fight on even terms with Sasuke Uchiha.
Danzō was highly skilled with Wind Style chakra nature, able to utilize various, very powerful techniques with instant ready ease, them being strong enough to equal the strength of Sasuke's Susanoo in any of its stages. He had access to the unique summoning contract for the Baku, a giant, tapir-like creature that dwarfed Sasuke's Susanoo, and that was capable of complimenting Danzō's Wind Style with its extreme suction ability to the point that Danzō was able to rip open Sasuke's armored Susanoo with one attack. Despite his old age, Danzō was very strong, fast, and agile, able to repel Karin with a single kick, catch Sasuke off-guard (placing a paralyzing curse mark as he did), and easily dodge Sasuke's Susanoo's attack with one high leap, despite noting its capabilities, also showing great reflexes. Along with paralysis curse marks, Danzō was skilled at using marks that could silence a member of Root if they tried to speak about him and set a creative booby trap with his Reverse Four Symbols Sealing Technique to activate at death. Sasuke counted on Danzō being overconfident because of this technique. Danzō's pride is possibly his biggest weakness.
Danzō's most fearsome and formidable abilities were the various bodily implants he received from Orochimaru. Before the latter's being sealed, Danzō took Shisui Uchiha's right eye, capable of using the Mangekyo Sharingan and the strongest genjutsu, and replaced his right eye with it, and took his right arm after his death and replaced his with it, and after the Uchiha clan massacre, Danzō took up to ten Sharingan eyes and implanted them into that arm. From Orochimaru, Danzō had the cells of the First Hokage implanted in his right arm as well. Doing this allowed him to use the forbidden dojutsu Izanagi through all his Sharingan, but only doing so with the ones in his arm. To conserve his chakra, as all his eyes were active, Danzō placed a seal on his right arm and bandaged his eye to conceal these implants. Using Izanagi allowed Danzō to control reality and illusion about himself, transferring any disadvantages, like fatal wounds, into a dream and making his own desire for successful attacks a reality. With the advantage of the First's cells, Danzō could use Izanagi for one minute an eye, at the cost of losing its use afterward to blindness. Using this to the full effect, Danzō was able to exhaust Sasuke and mortally wound him at the cost of the same. Danzō was very skilled at using Shisui's eye, able to easily locate a squad of assassins and use his Kotoamatsukami technique very effectively, able to control others with ease without direct sight of them. Along with the with the enhancements to his body and chakra reserves(which were very large) they gave, having the First's cells in him also allowed Danzō access to his Wood Style kekkei genkai, which he could use without hand signs, but only from his right arm, and its power was pale compared to the original. Aside from Sharingan, Danzō was very skilled at using and dispelling genjutsu, even Sasuke's inept Tsukuyomi, although this led to his death.
Me: DANZŌ SHIMURA!
Qin: So that's the Danzō you told me about!
Me: That's him. He was once one of the Hidden Leaf Elders on the Hidden Leaf Council. He was an old acquaintance of Hiruzen Sarutobi the former 3rd Hokage and he is also the monster responsible for putting the entire planet of Shinobi in peril!
Qin: What!?
Nicole: His actions almost led to the entire planet being completely destroyed because of the Akatsuki and it almost led to total annihilation.
Qin: This guy is a monster!
Danzō: Everything I've done was for the good of the village!
Me: Bullshit! You are nothing more than a warmongering fuckpot and you would rather make enemies than have friends! You killed countless lives over the course of 35 years and you nearly destroyed the entire planet! You have committed several atrocities over that timeframe against humanity, nature and the planet!
Qin: What did he do?
Nicole: He was ordered to disband the Root ANBU program and he kept it running in secret for his own selfish needs.
Lincoln: He destroyed the entirety of the Uzumaki Clan by manipulating the Cloud, Mist and Rock villages into launching a joint attack that annihilated them and scattered them throughout the land and it nearly left Naruto and Kushina almost clanless!
Naruto: He is responsible for leading Obito to my delivery spot which unleashed Natsumi onto the village!
Me: He allied with Orochimaru and compromised the defenses of the village for an easy attack.
Fu: He forced Itachi to kill the entirety of the Uchiha Clan except for Sasuke!
Naruto: He manipulated Hanzo the Salamander and made my uncle do all kinds of terrible things!
Sakura: And he also started the 2nd and 3rd Great Wars!
Qin gasped in sheer horror!
Nico: You traitorous freak of nature!
Me: They didn't give him the moniker The Darkness of the Shinobi for nothing.
Danzō: Impressive that you know all about my history J.D. Lady Tsunade and all of the Leaf taught you well.
Me: Because I have 150,000 years of experiences with me. You're the reason why the Leaf was nearly plunged into ruin and you did all that for your own selfishness in trying to get the title of Hokage! Tarnishing everything that the entirety of the Hidden Leaf stands for!
Nicole: That's why we took your life Danzō! You are far too dangerous to be Hokage or anything for that matter!
Danzō: Everything I did was for the good of Village. I'm a patriot!
Me: Bullshit! By causing war and chaos you were destroying the Hidden Leaf's image and ruining the lives of countless innocent people!
Lynn: You know who you remind me of Danzō? Benito Mussolini!
Danzō: And who was that?
Me: The old dictator of Italy from back in the 1940's. He was a good leader. But he wasn't as smart as you were.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. I remember you saying that J.D.!
Me: That's right Hunter.
Osmosis Jones: (to Danzō) You're not so tough. I don't know why Naruto and the other ninjas were afraid of you.
Me: Because he was a warmonger. Also Danzō, I'm not the same as I was when we brought you to justice 150,000 years from now.
Danzō: How so?
I then flared up my power and went Super Angel-Ebonwu 100,000 Elemental Phoenix!
Osmosis Jones: Whoa! Look at J.D.!
Drix: My goodness! His power and transformation is incredible!
Me: (Divine Voice) Now Danzō, you will pay for your crimes as you did millennia hence.
Danzō: We shall see.
Me: You don't even have your artificial arm, implanted stolen Sharingan or Shisui Uchiha's Mangekyo Sharginan with you this time.
I went at Danzō and punched him in the face with devastating force and kicked him in the stomach and kicked him in the face all over the place. I fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over. I then kicked him in the stomach and fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him all over. But because he was a reanimation, he regenerated.
Laney: Let me finish this monster! BOIL STYLE: LAKE NATRON!
Laney fired a powerful mist that was extremely caustic and corrosive and alkaline that it stripped all of the flesh off of Danzō and it caused him to calcify and fossilize. All the was left of him was a fossilized skeleton with one arm and his chakra network was completely exposed as all his cells were destroyed.
Me: WHOA! That was awesome! Laney that was really well done!
Laney: Thanks J.D. I figured Lady Tsunade is gonna want to know about this.
Me: Good idea Laney.
I powered down.
Nicole: And now his soul is going to the River of Fire.
The portal into the River of Fire opened and his spirit was sucked into it and it closed.
Me: Hell is too good for him.
Laney: No kidding.
Nico: I've never even heard of a technique called Lake Natron. That was really cool.
Me: Lake Natron is also a toxic lake that lives down in Tanzania.
Lola: I think we saw that lake when we were over there!
Lana: Yeah there were a lot of Flamingos there.
Me: That's right. Lake Natron is one of the most popular flamingo spots in the world.
I revealed about it.
Lake Natron is a salt or soda lake in Arusha Region in Tanzania. It is in the Gregory Rift, which is the eastern branch of the East African Rift. The lake is within the Lake Natron Basin, a Ramsar Site wetland of international significance.
The lake is fed principally by the Southern Ewaso Ng'iro River, which rises in central Kenya, and by mineral-rich hot springs. It is quite shallow, less than three metres (9.8 ft) deep, and varies in width depending on its water level. The lake is a maximum of 57 kilometers (35 mi) long and 22 kilometers (14 mi) wide. The surrounding area receives irregular seasonal rainfall, mainly between December and May totaling 800 millimeters (31 in) per year. Temperatures at the lake are frequently above 40 °C (104 °F).
High levels of evaporation have left behind natron (sodium carbonate decahydrate) and trona (sodium sesquicarbonate dihydrate). The alkalinity of the lake can reach a pH of greater than 12. The surrounding bedrock is composed of alkaline, sodium-dominated trachyte lavas that were laid down during the Pleistocene period. The lavas have significant amounts of carbonate but very low calcium and magnesium levels. This has allowed the lake to concentrate into a caustic alkaline brine.
Laney: Whoa! I remember that.
Lynn: Whoa! That is amazing!
Luan: Boy a lake like that is deadly! I would not want to go swimming in that.
Eddy: Me neither.
Osmosis Jones: Same here.
Nico: I didn't know a lake like that was real. That must be a dangerous place.
Me: It is.
Then we heard a roar and then we saw Mystery Inc.'s enemy: THE SAN FRANPSYCHO!
The San Franpsycho possessed sickly greenish skin, glowing red eyes, and a hook in place of his right hand. He wore a tattered blue prison outfit and was covered in seaweed.
The San Franpsycho was supposedly the ghost of Clint Morris, an Alcatraz inmate who tried to break out from Alcatraz in 1962 and swim to shore, but was attacked by a shark and died in the water.
What's New, Scooby-Doo?
The San Franpsycho first showed up at the Grind Games, with his first victim being Rich Gurman. When he skated up the half pipe, he got a lot of air, so much so that he didn't come down, only his skateboard did. The monster proceeded to smash the lights, and the crowd ran away screaming. The attack resulted in a security increase when Mystery Inc. came to attend the Grind Games the next day.
The gang witnessed the monster's second attack. The San Franpsycho burst out of the half pipe and attacked another competitor, Lucas. He used his seaweed to snag her leg and attempted to drag her away, but two others rushed out to help and rescued her.
The gang learned about the San Franpsycho from Julian Libris and went to Alcatraz to investigate. Upon setting foot inside, they quickly ran into the monster, who started chasing them around the prison. Velma Dinkley escaped him by hiding under a bed in one of the cells, but the monster continued to pursue Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo until they accidentally slid down a staircase railing, colliding with Fred Jones and Daphne Blake and causing them to hang off of a ledge. The monster walked by, but didn't notice them, and the four pulled themselves to safety. Velma found a clue, a Grind Games program with the skateboarders crossed out, but the gang then heard the sounds of Julian's boat and rushed outside to discover that the San Franpsycho had stolen it. Fred found an extra boat and the gang made it back to the mainland despite a near-death experience with some sharks.
When they got back to the Grind Games, the San Franpsycho showed up in the stands and started chasing them again, but they managed to lose him. Fred, Daphne, and Ryan followed Julian, since he was a potential suspect. Fred followed him into a cable car, but Julian was gone when he boarded, and the San Franpsycho sabotaged the car, causing it to go off the track and out of control. Ryan and Daphne got on a cart and followed them. Ryan gave Fred and the passengers instructions so they could steer themselves to safety, and they stopped just short of falling off a pier.
The gang regrouped, and Fred formulated a plan to capture the San Franpsycho. Shaggy posed as a competitor to lure the monster, while Fred wore a magnetized helmet that would attract the monster's metal hook hand. The plan nearly worked, but an ice cream truck drove by, and Fred was pulled and got stuck to it. The monster chased Scooby, who got on a skateboard and tried to get away from him. He went up a half pipe, came back down, crashed into the monster, and flung him into a concession stand. The San Franpsycho was unmasked, revealing Rutie Banez. She wanted to ruin the Grind Games because she wasn't allowed to compete. She claimed it was because she was a girl, but it was actually because she was a bad skateboarder.
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the San Franpsycho!
Me: I remember this creep!
Qin: What's his history?
Me: He was really skateboarding judge Rutie Banez. She wanted to ruin the Grind Games because she wasn't allowed to compete because of the strict age requirements. Also she was upset that she couldn't do it because they said she was a girl. Totally sexist! But in actuality she was a bad skateboarder.
Qin: Geez!
Me: She got 10 years in prison. 5 years in Juvenile Prison and 5 years in adult prison when she turns 18 and ordered to pay the skateboarders she hurt in the amount of $250,000,000.00.
Nico: Geez! Ouch.
Lincoln: Harsh.
Me: I know. Lets beat this freak with our combos!
Skywarp: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his heat-seeking missiles 100-fold.
Rhino: Time for a charge! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and it enhanced his strength 100-fold.
Skywarp and Rhino: CHARGING MISSILE RAM!
Skywarp fired his missiles and Rhino grabbed them and he charged and rammed the San Franpsycho and sent him flying with an incredible explosion.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Tailgate: Time for us to finish him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Velocitron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his speed 100-fold.
Tori Hanson: Time for action! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into her Right Arm Device and enhanced her ranger powers 100-fold.
Tailgate and Tori Hanson: SPEEDING MEGATSUNAMI HAMMERSLAM!
Tori Hanson got on Tailgate and slammed a massive hammer into the San Franpsycho as he was going at tremendous speed. It smashed and killed him.
Me: BINGO! We're not done yet. Lets head to the colon!
We went to Lori's Large Intestine and we saw the Fart Virus! It was an ugly primitive virus where it farted all over the place and caused nasty gas to build up to massive levels.
Me: So that's the fart virus!
Qin: Ugly!
Me: Lets destroy it!
Qin: You got it! FIREBOMB INCINERATOR BURST!
Qin threw a ball of fire and it hit the Fart Virus and ignited it.
Osmosis Jones: You are dealing with a white blood cell here! IMMUNE SYSTEM BLAST!
Osmosis Jones fired a powerful blast of energy and it hit the virus and burned it all over.
Bobby: Never torment my babe again! CRYSTAL FRUIT SHATTER!
Bobby imprisoned the virus in a powerful crystal prison and it shattered into a million pieces and completely destroyed it.
Me: YEAH!
Lincoln: That did it!
Lola: We cured you Lori! The Virus is gone!
Lori: Thank goodness! Well done guys.
Lisa: Affirmative everyone. Lori's flatulence levels are moderating. Well done.
We got out of there and we took a shower.
Bobby: (To the viewers) Romance can be a good thing and that person is willing to do anything for their love. I love Lori and she is an awesome babe.
Me: You said it Bobby. Well done amigo.
Bobby: Thanks man.
We rested and Lori was on the sofa resting with us. I reported to Lady Tsunade about our encounter with Danzō and she was shocked and amazed.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and another funny chapter done.
This is the second chapter of Osmosis Jones that we did and it was really funny. We got rid of the source of Lori's gas problem and more. Next Naruto Villain is Gato and we're going to make sure that little freak and tyrant gets what's coming to him again. NicoChan11 and GenkaiArakida-XIV gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. GenkaiArakida-XIV gave me the title for this. Let me know what you all think. Next up is Scooby Doo in Big Top Scooby Doo and we're gonna unmask an evil jewel thief werewolf.
See you all tomorrow.
