(TV STATIC)
A video camera turns on and it shows Muscle Man and High Five Ghost being filmed.
Kevin Pettington (Ed, Edd, N Eddy): (holding a camera) Alright, Muscle Man. We're rolling!
Muscle Man: Hello, ladies and gentleman! Today, me and High Five Ghost are going to imitate stunts from the Johnny Knoxville movie Jackass!
High Five Ghost: Aw yeah man!
They high five.
Muscle Man: You know who else likes to do life threatening stunts? My Mom!
They laughed.
Kevin Pettington: (Laughs) That's true!
Muscle Man: I'm going to go put this helmet on Lori and fart in her face.
High Five Ghost: NICE!
Muscle: Kids do NOT try any of what you see here in these clips here at home.
High Five Ghost and Muscle Man went to the living room and they found Lori watching TV and she was not suspecting anything. Then a helmet was put on her and the helmet had a pipe on top that led to an intake funnel. Muscle Man pulled down his pants and farted in the funnel and the gas went into the helmet. Lori smelled it and she was coughing and gagging and then she threw up in it uncontrollably!
Muscle Man and High Five Ghost laughed their heads off. Nico came in and saw this!
Nico: Muscle Man, what the Hell are you doing?!
Muscle Man: Oh hey Nico. We're doing life threatening stunts like in the movie Jackass.
Lori took the helmet off.
Lori: Jackass!? That crazy Johnny Knoxville movie where he literally did all those crazy stunts!?
Luan: Hey that is one of my favorites! I love the fart helmet stunt! It was a gas! (Laughs to Rimshot)
They laughed!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was a funny movie!
Lensay: (Laughs) That was a good movie!
Nico: That movie was funny. But there was a skull and crossbones on it that said do not try any of this at home.
Muscle Man: True.
Nico: Can I do a stunt.
Muscle: Sure man.
Nico went to the backyard.
The camera was on him.
(TV STATIC)
Kevin Pennington: Action.
Nico: Hey I'm Nicolas Chan or Nico and I'm gonna take a shotgun blast to the face.
Carol: This is gonna be awesome!
Nico: Ready?
Carol: Ready.
Carol had a 12 Gauge Shotgun ready and she pointed it at Nico's face and pulled the trigger and fired at point blank range!
BANG!
The gun blew half of Nico's face off and he was in a lot of pain!
Nico: Oh that was awesome!
Carol: Are you okay Nico?
Nico: I'll be fine. Watch.
With Majin Buu's powers he grew his face back and his injuries healed instantly.
Carol: That is so cool!
Kevin Pennington: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Muscle Man: Way to go Nico!
High Five Ghost: That was so cool!
The clip was done.
(TV STATIC)
Lynn: What up Sports fans! My name is Lynn Loud Jr. and for my stunt I'm going to do drink an entire shot glass full of J.D. Knudson's Super Unholy 6 Pepper Sauce.
On a table was a shot glass and next to it was a bottle of my Super Unholy 6 Pepper Sauce.
Muscle Man: Oooh! Yeah!
Muscle Man poured her an entire shot glass full of it.
Lynn then drank the entire shot glass full of sauce and then she turned red and then neon blue and fire exploded out of her mouth and nose and ears and then surprisingly she loved it!
Muscle Man: YEAH!
Kevin Pennington: That was awesome Lynn!
High Five Ghost: Way to go Lynn!
Lynn: Love a good hot sauce.
Kevin Pennington: I think that's enough stunts.
The clip was done.
They loaded the clips onto YouTube and put it together as an awesome and funny video and it was ready for the internet. In a matter of minutes, it got more than 50 million likes and views! WHOA!
Nico: WHOA! 50 million likes and follows and views in just half an hour!
Lincoln: That is awesome!
Kevin Pennington: Boy that was awesome! We did a great job on this.
Muscle Man: We sure did.
Nico: I know.
Brian: I got to admit though. That all was pretty funny. Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe tried to do some crazy stunts like in Jackass.
Stewie: Ah I remember all that. That was so funny! I just wish we could've done them all to the bad Lois and the Fat man.
They laughed.
Nico: Oh well. What's done is done.
Stewie: True.
They laughed some more as they continued watching.
On a nearby hill in a field of flowers, I was sitting on it in deep thought. I was doing some soul-searching and thinking about what went down during my latest adventures. I was starting to wonder if I was losing who I was because of everything I went through.
Me: (Sighs) This is nuts. I can't get everything that has happened out of my mind. Am I starting to fall apart because of everything that happened?
Thunder was heard.
?: J.D.?
I got up and looked at the thunderclouds and I saw a figure from my dads side of the family that I know.
Me: Grandpa Dean?
Grandpa Dean: That's right my loving nephew. You are still you no matter what happens. You have an amazing heart no matter what anyone else says.
Me: I've done so many things, but I feel like I'm starting to forget who I am.
Grandpa Dean: J.D., In all my years in the battlefield in life and in memory I will always be remembered as a hero to you.
Me: But I've never even known you Grandpa. You died years before I was even born.
Grandpa Dean: I know. But I've known you even after I died. I am forever remembered in your heart. Just like my son will always have me with him in his heart. You have me in your heart as well.
Me: I've never forgotten everything I was told about you. But I feel like I'm starting to lose who I am.
Grandpa Dean: You must remember who you are. As a World War II hero, there is one thing that I will always be proud of: Having you and Sumner as my son and grandson. Your dad is a loving father just like you and I am proud to call you as my nephew. You are a true hero that has done so much that it would make the greatest man of good proud.
Me: That feels like it went over the course of so many years.
Grandpa Dean: No J.D. That is forever. Just remember I will always be with you no matter what. And I couldn't be anymore prouder of the man that you have become in terms of power and spirit. Remember. (Fading away) Remember.
I then realized that Grandpa Dean was right.
Me: Grandpa Dean is right. I am not just J.D. Knudson, a human that was given incredible power. I am J.D. Knudson, Leader of the almighty Team Loud Phoenix Storm, the strongest and most powerful force of justice and good that has ever graced the universe and I will not stop until all evil has been completely eradicated forever!
I had a much stronger sense of determination unlike any before on my face and I was stronger than ever!
I went back to the estate.
In the estate, everyone was watching TV and playing card games.
I came in.
Nico: Hey J.D.! You're back.
Varie: Are you all right?
Me: Yes I'm fine. In fact I'm better than ever. I've done some soul searching and the spirit of my grandfather Dean helped me realize who I am and what I am.
Nico: Wow.
Laney: That's amazing. I'm glad you're better.
Me: Thanks Laney. I'm now stronger than ever before.
Maria: Has anyone seen Leni today?
Me: Yeah where is she?
Just then, Jackie, Mandee, Fiona and Miguel came in with looks of panic on their faces.
Me: Jackie, Mandee, Fiona, Miguel? What's wrong?
Miguel: Leni is in big trouble!
Fiona: An old driving teacher from Leni's past is trying to kill her by entering her in the demolition derby!
We gasped!
Me: What!?
Ed: What's happening!?
William: Who would want to kill sweet innocent Leni? Besides the Masters of Evil?
Jackie: Her name is Marybeth Jeanne Oliver and she is an insane teacher that is trying to kill Leni.
Mandee: When Leni failed her driving test for 1,624,354 times, Marybeth snapped and she vowed to get revenge on Leni by any means necessary! She is gonna kill her!
We gasped!
Lily: Leni failed her driving tests that many times!? That's more than what Mr. SquarePants went through!
Me: We got to stop her!
Edzilla: LENI IN DANGER! TIME TO SMASH! (leaps out of the estate)
CRASH!
Xion: If only I could still make Dark Corridors!
Me: You still have that power. I guess you forgot about it.
Xion: Oh.
Xion made a dark portal and we went through it and it lead to the demolition derby.
[Bubble transition to the Demolition Derby]
Captain Lutefisk: Welcome to the Gotham Royal York Demolition Derby! Allow me to introduce our contestants! [Camera switches to a giant, musclar purple in a shark-like boat] First off, fegin of crossing guards everywhere: The Kruncher! [Crowd cheers for The Kruncher] And from the darkest depths of the brivin' blue: Divin' Bell Dale! [Divin' Bell Dale pounds his chest] And of course, you know and admire: Blow Torch! [Blow Torch breathes out fire] And the funniest driver of all: The Cackling Cruiser! (The Cackling Crusier laughs) Now with introductions out of the way...[Notices Leni drive up between the Kruncher and Blow Torch]...Oh! I almost forgot! (Laughs) Le Squish!
The Kruncher: Hey, Le Squish looks pretty "tough." [Looks down at Leni] Maybe we should give up now.
[The Kruncher and Blow Torch laugh alongside the crowd which then Marybeth shows up laughing maniacally]
Captain Lutefisk: Ok drivers! Start yer engines! And let the destruction begin! [Waves flag]
[The Kruncher, Blow Torch, Divin' Bell Dale, and The Cackling Cruiser all drive off. Then The Kruncher then readies to crash into Leni!]
Marybeth: I can't look! Wait, yes I can!
Leni: [Notices the Kruncher driving at her] Ah! [The Kruncher ends up being lifted off the ground because of Leni's gravity powers which causes him to stop in mid air].
The Kruncher: What the hay? [Gets send crashing into the wall by Leni].
CRASH!
Marybeth: What? This is not going well...
Leni: Huh? [Notices Divin' Bell Dale driving toward her] Oh, dear. I think I'm in that fellow's way. [Turns the key as Dale gets closer] Engage turn signals.[Turns on turn signals as Dale gets even closer] Adjust mirrors. [Adjusts mirrors as Dale is even closer now] Hands at ten and two, and finally floor it. [Laughs and the back wheels on her boat spin fast causing dirt to fly at Dale's helmet which blinds him].
The Kruncher: [Drives out of hole in the wall] Oh, what happened? [Notices Dale swerving around and he eventually crashes into him].
CRASH!
Marybeth: What is wrong with you guys?! Squash the Squish! [Notices Blow Torch ramming Leni into the air] Yes!
Blow Torch: [Laughs and snorts].
[Leni flies out and back into the stadium and one of her back wheels land on Blow Torch's face. Leni then pushes the gas pedal causing her to literally run off Blow Torch's face].
Captain Lutefisk: Oh! Ooh! Le Squish turns it around with a rare face trend maneuver!
Marybeth: [Cries]
We arrived and we saw the carnage.
Me: Wow! Leni is doing really well!
Nico: Boy no kidding.
Vince: She sure is. This is amazing for her. She should've been a demolition derby contestant ages ago.
Leni: [Notices all of the drivers surround her] Marybeth! What should I...
Marybeth: Why... are you still... ALIVE?!
Leni: Put her in drive? Thanks, Marybeth, you're the best!
[Leni tires to put it in drive the The Cackling Cruiser crashes into her from behind, but she bounces off the wall and back into the Cruiser causing him to crash into the wall and his wheels fall off. Leni goes flying over The Kruncher who then crashes into The Cackling Cruiser. Leni then avoids Blow Torch, Divin' Bell Dale, and some unknown driver which they all end up driving into a fish on a boat. All of the wreckage started flying by Marybeth and the crowd which they look in awe].
Marybeth: Curse you, Leni!
Leni: [Still driving] What's that Marybeth? [About the drive into Blow Torch].
Blow Torch: [Laughs] I got you this time! [Leni ends up driving up the front on his boat and then Blow Torch crashes. Leni goes flying back in the other direction].
Marybeth: This is it! Ha ha! Yes! Huh?
[Leni ends up on top of the wreckage still intact. The crowd then cheers for her]
Me: She did it!
Edzilla then landed and smashed all of the monster trucks!
SMASH!
Edzilla (punches Monster Truck): ED SMASH MONSTER TRUCKS!
Miguel: We'll help too, big guy! (about to rush in)
Karai: (stops Miguel) Are you sure that is a wise decision?
Eddy: Karai's right. Let's let Lumpy have his fun.
Me: Good idea. Besides, we'll get our chance to help out. But hand me my binoculars.
Nico did so and I looked around and I saw a black hair woman with red eyes and she was really enraged. She had black hair and blue clothes like she was a nurse.
Me: That must be Marybeth. I can't believe that 1.62 million+ tests really made her snap.
Lincoln: We got to stop her!
Marybeth: If you want someone demolished, I guess you have to demolish them yourself! [Pushes down Fred and appears in a giant monster truck wearing a helmet and jump suit] Not so fast! There's one more challenger! I'm The Huff! [Drives toward Leni and then then at the crowd which she starts to drive away from the derby.]
Captain America: (to Leni) Leni! Hang on! We'll get you out of there!
Me: Lets go!
We went at Marybeth.
Marybeth: You'd better say your prayers, Loud! (drives her monster truck towards Leni)
All of a sudden, from a nearby rooftop, several laser blasts shot the tires of the monster truck, destroying them.
The Monster Truck crashed and exploded into flames.
Leni: I wonder who shot Marybeth's tires.
Eddy: It wasn't me.
Spicer: I didn't do it either.
Me: It wasn't me either.
Nico: Same here.
Vince: Nope.
Aylene C.: Me neither.
May: I guess we'll never know.
On the rooftop where the laser blasts came from, we see Dark Spicer blowing smoke from his blaster.
Dark Spicer: (puts blaster in pocket) Sorry, Marybeth. But if anyone's gonna kill a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, it's gonna be me and my crew.
Vypra: (walks up to him) Good thing you were able to make a new blaster after Knudson took your previous one.
Dark Spicer: You said it. (kisses Vypra) Now, let's head back to base. (they teleport out)
But Marybeth was still alive and we saw her get out of the flaming truck and she was infuriated.
Leni: Why were you trying to kill me Marybeth!?
Me: Leni, you are the reason she was sent to the nuthouse! You failed your test over 1.62 million times and she went insane! She wants nothing more than to kill you and mount your head on a pike!
Leni gasped in horror!
Laney: No one kills one of my sisters!
Lori: You literally disgust me Oliver!
Luna: You mess with one Loud, you mess with all of us!
Luan: I'm so mad I can't make a joke!
Lynn: I will enjoy ripping your head off!
Lucy: The underworld is gonna not be nice on you!
Lana: I will bite your fingers off!
Lola: And make you suffer!
Lily: Yeah!
Lisa: You are gonna wish your were never delivered into this world with a cesarian!
Lincoln: We're gonna tear you apart!
They went at Marybeth and Lori punched her in the face, Leni kicked her in the stomach, Luna smashed her head with her guitar, Luan fired a blast of light and it hit Marybeth and exploded and burned her, Lynn broke Marybeth's leg, Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and electrocuted her, Laney smashed her on her nose with a heavy book, Lana and Lola bit her hard, Lisa threw some chemicals at her and burned her in a fiery explosion and Lily punched her face and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted her.
Edzilla: ED SMASH INSANE TEACHER!
He smashed her all over.
Marybeth was beaten to within an inch of her miserable life and Lori turned her into a human pretzel. She was taken to the hospital and placed under arrest.
Nico: Marybeth Jeanne Oliver, you have failed this world.
Me: She sure has.
Captain Lutefisk: And the winner of the Demolition Derby is Leni Loud the Squish!
She was given an awesome trophy and also a check for $150,000,000,000,000.00. It was the first trophy she ever got!
Me: Way to go Leni!
Nico: I'm so proud of you Leni.
Ed hoisted her up.
Ed: That's my awesome girlfriend guys!
Eddy: Way to go Leni!
Leni: I'm so happy guys!
Me: You were awesome Leni!
We went back home and Leni was the only one who came out of the entire Demolition Derby unscathed. Back at the estate, we were showing some kids our new taxidermy of Moby Dick and Monstro, the two biggest whales that ever swam the ocean. They were awesome!
Later at the Krusty Krab, Lily was having lunch with Mrs. Puff.
Mrs. Puff: So this crazy driving teacher almost got your sister killed because she failed her test over 1.62 million times!? That's insane!
Lily: It sure was Mrs. Puff. Mr. SquarePants told me that he failed his driving test 1,258,056 times.
Mrs. Puff: That is very crazy! I can't believe that Leni failed that many times now.
Lily: Me neither. I sensed a strong amount of deja vu between you and Marybeth, Mrs. Puff. You went insane because Mr. Squarepants accidentally popped your inflation sac.
Mrs. Puff: Yeah I had no idea I would turn that insane when that happened. I was a monster. But now I'm on good terms with SpongeBob now that he passed and is driving.
Lily: That's good. And you and Mr. Krabs are perfect for each other as well.
Mrs. Puff: Thank you Lily. And I hope in the future that you pass your tests as well.
Lily: Hope I won't fail as many times as Leni did.
They laughed.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete and another awesome SpongeBob chapter done.
Demolition Doofus was a funny episode of SpongeBob that aired in Season 9 and it was awesome and funny! But what happened to Mrs. Puff was awful and she went absolutely insane when she had her inflation sac pop. Poor woman. She almost tried to kill SpongeBob! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. The scenes from the start were from Jackass and Family Guy. We did the stunts from there. Thanks man. I got the soul searching part idea from The Lion King 2019. Let me know what you all think. The next chapter is for the Regular Show Villain the Destroyer of Worlds and we're going to fight him in Questworld Style! It's gonna be awesome!
See you all tomorrow.
