We were all the way over in New York City and it was a beautiful and amazing day.

Me: New York City, the most populated city in North America.

Lincoln: I know. It's hard to imagine that it's that big.

Me: I know. It has 22 million people all over the New York City Metro area.

Nico: That's a lot of people.

Naruto: It sure is.

Me: Not only that, but New York City has one of the highest crime rates in the country. New York City is always at war with a high crime rate.

A man then appeared and held a knife to my face.

Man: Give me all of your money or you die!

Me: Not on your life you fucking son of a bitch!

I grabbed his hand and crushed it and he dropped the knife and I head butted the man and kicked him in the face and knocked him out.

The police arrested the man and got him into prison.

Nico: That man has failed this world.

Me: Indeed.

We then saw a man go flying and he crashed into a trash can and was knocked out. The same thing happened to another criminal. We then saw a red dragon with black hair appear and he looked so cool! It was the awesome hero of New York City, Jake Long!


Jake lives with his parents, Jonathan and Susan, and his younger sister Haley Long. A descendant of a family of magical dragons, his two best friends are the feisty Trixie Carter and seemingly dim-witted Arthur "Spud" Spudinski. Before his thirteenth birthday, Jake started getting glimpses of his dragon heritage. For example, while younger, during a race with Brad at Camp Mugwomp for the Mugwomp Cup, he unintentionally breathed fire, startling himself into tripping over a log to fall face first into mud, losing the race.

On his thirteenth birthday, his magical abilities emerged fully and he was set to protect an underground magical community existing within his city and throughout the world. The emergence of his dragon powers also made him the first official magical dragon guardian of America; "The American Dragon". Under the training of his grandfather, Lao Shi, and his animal guardian, Fu Dog, Jake would be taught in the methods of his dragon abilities, and his duties as a magical guardian. Due to his youth and while still in training, his territorial home base has initially been mainly restricted to the area of New York. However, anytime he is anywhere else in America, such as the forests of New Jersey during a camping trip with his father, his authority extends to these other areas as well as he is destined to become the representative dragon for the whole country.

At first, he thought inheriting Magical Powers would be cool, but instead due to Jake's responsibilities as the American Dragon, his grades started slipping. He could not spend the same amount of time skateboarding with his friends as he used to, and began to grow tired of Lao Shi's training techniques which he could only see as stupid. It made him wish he were only human but he had to deal with it no matter what.

Although Jake is still in the early training stages to be the American Dragon, his destiny includes being the guardian, protector and champion to magical creatures secretly living alongside humans in and around New York City, and eventually the rest of the country. Among them are a herd of unicorns in Central Park, leprechauns on Wall Street, gargoyles nesting atop the Empire State Building, the Triborough Troll Bridge, a mystical community between NOHO and SOHO, and mermaids in the East River. According to his grandfather, the Greater New York is the American Dragon's territory and if he can make it here, he can make it anywhere. However that means Jake must figure out how to control his newly awakened dragon abilities, such as fire breathing, flying and shape-shifting; allowing him to perform his duties. Meanwhile, Grandpa must figure out how to decipher his hip-hop grandson's colloquial language style.

Jake lives in a West-side brownstone at 182 Shorn Eagle Dr. His father, a human businessman, is completely unaware he married into a family of dragons. Jake's mother is a professional caterer who is also a dragon except she is human-locked, meaning she is unable to transform or utilize typical dragon abilities as often times they may skip a generation. Jake tries to ignore his brilliant yet pesky younger sister Haley, a nascent dragon, to no avail. Jake's Dragon Master is his wise Grandpa and the former Chinese Dragon who, upon arrival to the United States, established an electronics shop on Canal Street and took Jake under his wing. Despite the generation gap, Grandpa is patiently training Jake to master the fundamentals of being a dragon, unlock his potential, and to be on time for his lessons. Grandpa's sidekick, the not-so-patient Fu Dog, acts as Jake's animal guardian.

Jake initially comes off as the average, laid-back and flirtatious at times teenager who tries hard to present himself as a king of cool, and to a certain degree he is pretty cool. This is frequently proven by his tendency to keep up with the newest developments and styles, or personal interests such as video games, popular music, extreme sports and hot girls. Jake is shown to have a particular passion for skateboarding and is very proficient at it as well. Unfortunately, more often than not, Jake has a tendency to be stubborn and, at times, careless, both of which tend to come back and bite him in the end. He frequently looks for shortcuts in his day-to-day life and usually pays the price for this when he fails to think things through. Though, in Jake's defense, the responsibilities that he has do prove to be rather overwhelming. Another flaw in Jake's character is that he occasionally loses his focus of the task at hand, but he does usually regain it when he has to.

Also, there are times when Jake is far too cocky and a bit too quick to leap into action, which has often backfired on him, especially when dealing with opponents who are smarter than he gives them credit for. Fortunately, though, when all is said and done, Jake proves to be a very responsible teenager, he is always quick to acknowledge when he is the one at fault and always takes it upon himself to set things right no matter what. He is also shown to be very resourceful when he has to be, frequently coming up with multiple plans and strategies on the fly and knowing when to use his Grandfather's lessons when they are needed.

Jake is shown to care deeply for those around him, but he is not always sensitive toward other people's feelings. For example, he once spoke out against his father, Jonathan, which led to Jonathan feeling a bit hurt. He is shown to have a longstanding rivalry with his little sister, Haley, and he absolutely hates it when Haley lords her accomplishments over him and makes him look inferior by comparison. However, despite Jake's issues with Haley, it is shown that he would not hesitate for a moment to help her when she needed him. Jake is, at times, put at odds with his grandfather, but even so, it is shown that he has nothing but respect for Lao Shi. He also has a very close bond with his animal guardian, Fu Dog.

Jake has nothing but loyalty toward his friends, Trixie and Spud, and they reciprocate this by being unquestionably loyal to him as well. At times, Trixie and Spud are often quick to inform Jake when his courses of action are not always right, but there are times when they go along with it and allow Jake's actions to play out. Jake is also shown to be very trusting of his friends with almost everything, including his secret.

Finally, the person who Jake cares the most about is Rose. In one occasion, it was implied that he cares for her more than his own life. While many of his associates felt that Jake was making a mistake by having a crush on Rose, mainly due to her also being the Huntsgirl, Jake still trusted his love interest fully, mainly because she once had the perfect opportunity to slay him yet passed it up. Jake had trouble letting Rose go at first, but it did seem clear that he genuinely wanted to move on. Though when all is said and done, Jake loves Rose more than anything and would never allow anything to happen to her.

It may seem Jake is a bit superficial, but in truth, he does put some stock in a person general personality more than he does their appearance.

Physical Appearance

In human form, Jake is a teenager with semi-long black, spiky hair with green highlights, red jacket, blue cargo shorts, and grey shoes. Initially, Jake wears a dark navy dress suit with red dress shirt, yellow necktie, and black and white dress shoes. At times, Jake wears a purple and black tuxedo. When he is a dragon he looks like a tall, muscular, red dragon.

Relationships

Rose

Jake fell in love with Rose the minute he first bumped into her, but for a long time since then, he remained a bit shy around her and failed to actually say anything intelligent when in her presence, even though Rose was nothing but friendly toward him. When Jake once heard Rose openly expressing her affection for a "he", he attempted to express his own feelings under the mistaken impression she was talking about him. However, when Jake found out that he had misinterpreted the conversation and Rose was just being a fangirl about a singer, he immediately tried to cover up his comment and he and Rose had apparently not had a real conversation since then; although Jake did use his shape-shifting powers irresponsibly to impersonate the singer Rose was fawning over, which did not end well.

The relationship definitely took a turn for the better when Jake attempted to ask Rose to a school dance. She had already been asked to go by Brad at the time, which prompted Jake to go with someone else, but when Brad "stole" Jake's date and left Rose to sit alone, Jake immediately went over to comfort her and the two of them shared a dance instead. As Jake later pointed out, the two of them had not seen nor spoken to each other since that day, but when he found out she was playing the lead role in a play, he saw it as an opportunity to kiss her by auditioning for the male lead. He got the part, but due to interference from the magic Scarab he was guarding and/or his own nervousness, he failed to actually get to the part where he kissed her. In the end, at the urging of Trixie, Jake finally just asked Rose out on a date, and she gladly accepted. Although he passed out right after.

Sadly, just when it seemed like the relationship was reaching its best point, and Jake and Rose seconds away from sharing a real kiss, he soon found out she was actually Huntsgirl, the enemy he had been fighting since he first became the American Dragon. Which made Jake a bit more wary around Rose, even though it was clear he still had feelings for her. So much so, he even tried to convince her leave the Huntsclan, but to no avail at the time. Later, when Rose had dragon-Jake tied up to be slain, he revealed to her his human form, which caused her to let him go before running off. At first Jake had high hopes that this was a sign this things were going to get better for him and Rose, but he was soon informed the next day Rose had transferred schools, leaving only a picture of herself and Jake behind.

This plagued Jake for quite sometime afterward, to the point where his desire to find Rose had become an unhealthy obsession with him. Then one night, Rose appeared to Jake in his dreams to warn him of a plot by the Huntsclan, but informed him he could not rescue her. This only further fueled his desire to find her and even made him resort to a teleportation spell, which backfired. Some time afterward, Jake finally found Rose at a Huntsclan Training academy where she had been sent back to due to her past failures. After a string of events there she was sent back to New York where she acted as a double-agent within the Huntsclan, she and Jake showed more obvious signs of affection from that day on, having kissed and hugged.

Initially, Jake wanted to be more intimate with Rose, but due to the Huntsclan's constant surveillance over her, Rose herself felt it was too dangerous to do so and insisted that the two of them should keep their distance. Wanting to prove the two of them could make a relationship work, Jake set it up so they would be science project partners. However, the problem was that it happened right when Jake was going through his molting cycle, much to his embarrassment. In the end though, Rose reassured Jake her love for him, not because of how he looks. She also gives him a dream charm, the same type of item she used to enter his dreams to warn him of the Huntsclan's plot, so they could at least be together in their dreams.

This was the way things were for the longest time, but when it was starting to look like Jake was becoming distracted because of relationship with Rose, Lao Shi insisted that Rose break off the relationship, for Jake's own safety. Rose was hesitant at first, but after a string of events that nearly got Jake hurt, she decided Lao Shi was right and ended her romantic relationship right there. Regardless though, Jake still harbored feelings for Rose and wanted to find a way to express them in a subtle way. During their Homecoming, it was revealed they were at least still friends, and when they were nominated for Homecoming King and Queen, Jake saw this as another opportunity to rekindle their romance, which for a brief moment, he did. However, when the Huntsman found out about Rose's role as a double-agent, he blackmailed her with the safety of her parents to betray Jake and lure him to the Aztec Skulls. This left Jake more heartbroken than ever before. In the end though, it was Rose's sacrifice which saved Jake and the rest of the Magical world when she stopped the Huntsman from making his wish and instead wished for the destruction of the Huntsclan.

Wanting to save Rose from her terrible fate, Jake used the Skulls to wish she had never been a part of the Huntsclan, giving her a new life as a result. He ran into her the next day, but before he could start over with her, it was revealed she and her family were moving to Hong Kong, and Jake wished her a happy Homecoming. Jake tried to move on after that and even attempted to start a romance with Danika. But when his family went on vacation to Hong Kong and the Dark Dragon revealed his plans to take over the Magical world, Jake is forced to seek out Rose for help and attempts to remind her of her former life. Naturally, she did not believe him at first, but when he left her place he also left behind their homecoming picture which began to jog her memories, prompting her to help Jake and the other Dragons. When the threat was over, Rose and Jake shared a victory kiss, implying that they've gotten back together again.

Danika Hunnicutt

Once Rose had left for Hong Kong, Jake set his sights on the Swim Team Captain, Danika Hunnicutt, a girl he had often tried to impress with his skateboarding tricks. He asked her to a dance, which did not end well, then later asked her to be his graduation partner.


Jake Long was looking at two criminals that he tied up.

Jake Long: You two stay put. The cops will be here any minute now to take you to daycare.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Jake Long: Thanks. Wow! You're all Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an awesome honor to meet you all.

Me: Same to you.

Jake Long: I'm Jake. Jake Long. It's a pleasure to meet all of you.

Me: Same to you Jake. You look so awesome as a dragon and we know all kinds of dragons.

Nico: Yeah. They are awesome!

Zuko: You and I actually sound alike.

Jake Long: Yep. But I don't take things too seriously like you do.

Zuko: Well, you're not exactly taking things seriously enough.

Irma: You both have good points.

Tuck: He also sounds like me too.

Jake Long: Yeah.

Clawful: So, where's your headquarters?

We later went to Millard Fillmore Middle School and we were amazed at what it was like there.

Me: Wow. Your middle school is awesome Jake.

Jake Long: Thanks J.D. It's a great school.

Nico: It sure is.

We also met Jake's love interest, Rose. As well as his best friends Trix and Spud.


Rose

Rose Killdragonosa, also known as the Huntsgirl, is a former antagonist in American Dragon: Jake Long.

She tries to kill the American Dragon who at first unknown to her is Jake Long, a boy at her school who has a crush on her. Whilst on a school trip to a ski lodge, Jake discovered that she was Rose after whilst battling her, he pulled her glove off revealing her dragon-shaped birthmark which she says is The Mark of The Huntsclan meaning that she was born to slay dragons.

A few episodes later, Rose and Jake do battle once more and just when Rose ties up Jake and prepares to kill him, he turns back into his human form to which she removes her mask and frees Jake before fleeing.

Spud

Arthur "Spud" P. Spudinski, commonly known as Spud[4][5], is the best friend of Jake and Trixie.

Trixie Carter

Trixie is a girl living in New York City. Her best friends are Jake Long and Spud. She is Jake's best bud, and only female friend. She is fully New York. Carter currently attends Millard Fillmore Middle School. Trixie loves helping Jake protect the magical community.


Trixie Carter: It's such an honor to meet you guys!

Spud: Same here. It's awesome.

Rose: Yeah you are amazing at what you do.

Me: We get that all the time.

?: Well well, if it isn't the losers.

We turned and we saw Brad Morton.

Jake Long: Oh great. Brad Morton.


Brad Morton is one of the premier football players at Millard Fillmore Middle School, where he is a school bully and the popular "dumb jock". He usually thinks he is a hot shot, but at some points he just utterly fails.

He is two years older than Jake Long, making him 16 because he was held back twice in elementary school for failing 3rd grade.

Jake is frequently the target of Brad's abuse. Usually by him flaunting something, such as a car, a large wad of money, etc., at Jake's face. However, Jake almost always manages to get even either by himself or because of Brad's own actions backfiring.


Brad Morton: How about I pulverize your face in Long?

Me: I think not Morton.

Nico grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him up.

Nico: You picked the wrong people to fuck around with.

Scourge: (to Brad Morton) Do you have any last words before we tear you apart?!

Rose: Guys, no! He's not worth it!

Spud: She's right, dudes. You're all upset about this now but next week, it won't even matter. Especially since he knows how powerful you all are.

Jake Long: C'mon, guys. Don't throw away your entire lives over this.

Lori: (tears in her eyes) But all we're trying to do is keep you guys safe!

Trixie: And we appreciate that. But you don't have to go this far all the time.

Me: Okay guys that's enough. We're going to keep him around as Comic Relief.

Then we saw Hans Rotwood.


He used to be a famous professor until his theories on magical creatures humiliated him in front of his peers; destroyed his career as a scientific researcher; got him fired from his job at Hoboken Science Institute; finally reducing him to teaching at Millard Fillmore Middle School. As a believer of magical creatures, he teaches a class on them, but due to completely incorrect facts, Jake is always confused and has low grades in the class.

Rotwood had a notable dislike of Jake, initially due to Jake's lack of respect. Rotwood eventually develops a suspicion of Jake and keeps a close eye on him. Following an event with his old instructor, Rotwood revealed that he always knew Jake was a dragon and promised to expose his secret. Despite this promise, he told Jake he would patiently wait for his chance since he knew Jake was dragon.

After the departure of Principal Dolores Derceto, Rotwood became Principal of Millard Fillmore Middle School in her place. He then worked to trick Jake into revealing himself as a dragon to him. He finally succeeded after a campaign to make Jake reveal his dragon form by humiliating him at school. While he finally gained personal proof, he was unable to obtain anything concrete enough to show others.

However, in a brief truce, Jake gave him a personal look at the magical world by taking Rotwood to the Magus Bazaar where he was thoroughly delighted.

Although wishing to be famous for proving the existence of magical creatures, Rotwood appears to have a true affinity for them. During a trip inside Rotwood's dreams and memories, it is suggested he encountered a chimera as a baby, which may have been what started his life's interest in the magical world. At Jake's graduation, the two seem to have put their differences aside as they shook hands.


Me: Hans Rotwood.

Hans Rotwood: J.D. Knudson.

Me: I've been after you for years Rotwood. You are just as fucked up as Crocker is now as a disembodied brain.

Rotwood: Because I will be famous once I prove the existence of magical creatures.

Me: Just as fucked up as anyone I've ever met.

Jake Long: Don't hurt him.

Swoop: Why you Jake Long not want us to punish him Rotwood?

Jake Long: You wouldn't understand.

Lynn: What, your moral code just won't allow for that? It's too hard to cross that line?

Jake Long: No. God Aimighty, no. It'd be too damned easy. Besides, I think you've forgotten that I helped destroy the Dark Dragon and the Huntsclan before. Besides, all I've ever wanted to do is punish Rotwood. A day doesn't go by where I don't think about subjecting him to every amount of torment he's dealt to me and then give him his just desserts.

Rotwood: (mockingly) Aw. So you do think about me, Mr. Long.

Me: Shut up.

Jake Long: But if I do that, if I allow myself to go down that road, I'll never come back.

Lola: Why? We're not talking about taking down the Gorgon Sister, or Panderous, or Tiburon. We're talking about Rotwood. And only Rotwood. And it's because he might harm other innocent magical creatures besides you.

Red Hood: Guys, I had a similar conversation with Bruce and J.D. And I think we should listen to Jake on this one.

Me: I agree with Jason. But we're gonna keep a huge eye on you Rotwood. But if you ever go after Jake or any of his friends, you will feel our power in the same way we killed Thanos.

Rotwood: I have that to look forward to.

He walked away.

Me: Asshole.

Rose: Yeah I hate him too.

Nico: But we'll watching him real close when needed.

Me: Yep.

?: (French Accent) SACRE BOO!

We turned and we saw the Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash!


When he was alive, Pierre Goulash was a chef employed by Daphne Blake's great-grandfather. They got into a heated argument which resulted in Pierre being fired. He swore he would come back and take everything from the Blake family.

A Pup Named Scooby-Doo

The ghost's first act was to rob everything from Daphne's room, leaving it completely empty. This prompted the gang to investigate. Mr. Gordon loaned them Robopup so that he could supposedly help them solve the mystery.

Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo first encountered the ghost while checking out the Blakes' pantry (which was more like a grocery store). He chased them around in circles until he eventually started throwing food at them, which of course, they had no issue with. Scooby tossed a watermelon in his face and the two got away from the ghost.

Shaggy and Scooby told the rest of the gang about the ghost chef, and they decided to ask Daphne's parents about it. Though they didn't believe in ghosts, they told them about Chef Pierre and why he'd want to steal from the Blakes. Just then, the ghost showed up, scaring them all. Scooby panicked and tried to climb up a curtain, which caused the curtain to fall on the ghost, giving everyone time to escape.

Later, the gang found the stuff stolen from Daphne's room in the Blakes' subway station. However, they were confronted by the ghost again. He chased them all over the place until they lost him in the gardener's shack, where Velma Dinkley came up with a plan to capture the ghost.

While the ghost was busy loading Daphne's stuff onto the train in the subway station, Scooby popped out of a drawer and lured the ghost onto the bed, where the kids pulled a sheet down on the ghost and restrained him. He was unmasked as Mr. Gordon, who wanted to steal from the Blakes so he could get rich. He was secretly assisted by Robopup, who was supposed to be solving the crime but was actually throwing everyone off the trail.


Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash!

Me: I remember him! He was a great chef!

Qin: What's his history?

Me: He was really a former security guard that worked at the Blake Mansion. He was gonna steal all of Daphne's furniture for selling it all to make a lot of money.

Qin: That's nuts! But wait a second. Daphne, you live in an estate that rivals ours right?

Daphne Blake: I sure do Qin. I have lived in a massive mansion that is worth trillions.

Scooby Doo: That's a lot of money!

Me: Daphne has a fortune that makes all of the richest people in the world look like poor people in comparison. She's worth hundreds of trillions of dollars, making the Blake's the 2nd richest family in the world next to us. We are number 1 but we don't let our wealth go to our heads.

Qin: WHOA! That's a tremendous amount of money!

Me: I know. Her mansion is so amazing that it made us feel like we were in the presence of the gods of luxury.

Scrappy Doo: Wow! I would love to visit your house one day Daphne.

Daphne Blake: I think that can be arranged.

Me: You would love it Scrappy. But anyway, Mr. Gordon was busted and he got 30 to 40 years in prison for his crimes.

Qin: And then he got life right?

Me: Not this time. He was not one of the people that were involved in the conspiracy.

Qin: Wow.

Lola: Lets see who is a better lover of gold and luxury!

Lola fired a powerful blast of gold fire and turned Chef Goulash into a gold statue and I sent Chef Goulash into the Book of Vile Darkness.

?: Hey Jake.

We turned and we saw a girl named Jasmine.


Jasmine appears as a young human girl who is actually a Nix, meaning under certain lunar conditions, she transforms into a soul-sucking creature.

Although she and Jake met just the one time, She was later mentioned by Fu Dog as being. Although Jake did not see her, she was in the seating at the Ogre-Bowl wearing a light blue sweater-dress. Jake later reminisced about the school dance where he spun Rose about the dance floor while Jasmine was in the background sucking out souls.

Physical Appearance

Jasmine is a tall and slender young girl with long black hair and a beauty mark under her left eye. She usually wore a short crimson red dress with black high-heeled shoes. Jake Long found her to be very attractive, which is why he immediately approached her to invite her to his school dance the moment he saw her.

Personality

Jasmine was a very friendly and outgoing individual. Even though she had only just met Jake at the Magus Bazaar, she was so charmed she accepted his invitation to his school dance without any hesitation.

Jasmine is very much aware of her Nix side. Like anyone would upon meeting a stranger, she does not openly share that side of her. She makes a point of insisting Jake get her home before the moon reaches a certain point in the center of the night sky, but does not inform him the why; that her other self will be unleashed. So conscientious as to remind him several times during the dance with obvious concern, even attempting to leave on her own as the time of her transformation grew close. She later apologized abundantly to Jake for the fiasco at the dance, which showed that she was not inherently evil despite the needs of being a Nix.

When upset or in a bad mood, Jasmine will growl and her eyes will glow red, her Nix side dominating her negative emotions.

Nix Side

In counterpoint to her sweetness, Jasmine turns out to be a magical soul-sucking creature knows as a Nix, in which form has a serpent tail instead of legs, scaly green skin, sharp claws, fangs, a set of black wings, and glowing red eyes. Jasmine transforms when the moon reaches the center of the night sky and for the rest of the night until the moon sets, turning back to human form.

During Jake's party, although she did attempt to leave before she would change, Jasmine morphed into Nix form and instinctively proceeded to sucks the souls out of the entire student body. She then engaged in a fight with Jake, who managed to defeat her with his incredibly smelly Dragon breath. The souls were returned to their rightful bodies – although there was a mix-up with a couple, like Trixie and Spud – before Jasmine was taken care of by Lao Shi and Fu Dog until moonset.

After the dance, Jake eventually escorted her home, where she apologized profusely for the trouble but he shrugged it off as he knew he was to blame for it and apologize to her for getting too caught up in the fun. Afterwards, she becomes a good friend to him.


Jake Long: Hey Jasmine.

Jasmine (ADJL): It's such an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: Pleasure to meet you too Jasmine.

Jasmine (ADJL): I know. Jake already knows this but I'm what's called a Nix.

Brittney: The Soul-Sucking Demons of Greek myth?

Jasmine (ADJL): That's right! How did you know that?

Brittney: Being a goth girl gives me vast knowledge into the world of myth. But also Nyx is the Goddess of the Night in Greek Myth.

Jasmine (ADJL): That's right.

Me: When the moon reaches the center of the night sky, they become a soul sucking monster.

Jasmine (ADJL): That's right. I can't control my other half when the moon is full.

Me: The next full moon is not until March.

Jasmine (ADJL): Good. But someone can still try to use my powers for evil.

Me: We won't let that happen.

Later at lunch we got word about Jasmine being kidnapped. We think that she was being turned into Nix for evil.

Jake Long: You think I can imitate your Phoenix Cry on Nix?

Maria: (smiles) Well, how about you also do that while doing a stealth attack on her at the same time?

Me: Go for it Jake.

Jake Long: Lets do it. (Echoing) DRAGON UP!

Jake turned into an awesome Red Dragon. He was awesome.

Me: That is so cool!

Jake Long flew into the air.

In the city, Nix is stealing souls and then a massive explosion appeared with an imitation phoenix cry in it. Jake swooped in and kicked her in the face.

Jake Long: (Nyx tries to get up) If you can't get stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen!

Nix: (growls) Do you always have to mock me, American Dragon?!

Jake Long: Hey, I mock. I'm a mocker. (telepathically) How was that, guys?

Yumi Ishiyama: Pretty good. But watch how we do it.

A Massive explosion of fire appeared and our real Phoenix Cry was heard and we landed by Jake.

Me: Did a good job though Jake.

?: It was a good try though!

We then saw a figure come out and it was MEAN SCREEN from episode 13 of Power Rangers Zeo!


As an idea "given" by Prince Sprocket after witnessing the Yellow Ranger almost getting a virus on her computer, King Mondo has decided to unleash a computer monster called Mean Screen. This monster was capable of absorbing the information on all of the Power Rangers' weapons and even the Zeo Zords. He first goes to the Computer Lab with Klank and successfully absorbs the information about the Zeo Zords out of a computer, much to Klank's surprise.

After causing everything to go haywire, the Red and Yellow Ranger appear, and Mean Screen attacked them. He had the upper hand and then the Green, Blue and Pink Rangers appeared. He copied their Zeo Laser Pistols, and was able to deflect them. He then ambushed the Rangers with his Lighting Barrage and their own lasers, forcing the Rangers to flee to a chamber. The Rangers tried to fight back, but he was too powerful and used his Computer Bombs to send the Rangers out of a building. The Rangers attempted to use the Zeo Blaster. It too had no effect, and with no other option left, Zordon sent the Ranger the Defender Wheel. With the Red Ranger riding along, Mean Screen attempted to give it a virus, but much to his surprise, it did not work and he was then destroyed by the Defender Wheel, only to be a copy.

Mean Screen was then enlarge thanks to Orbus. With the Zeo Megazord low on power from the virus, however, the Rangers felt that they were in trouble, but thanks to the Green Ranger's friend Raymond was able to neutralize Mean Screen's virus and restore the Zeo Megazord to full operating status, allowing the Rangers to summon the Zeo Zords and form the Zeo Megazord to battle Mean Screen. He had the upper hand thanks to the Computer Cords, but the Ranger were able to reverse the lighting back at him, they then used the Zeo Battle Helmet 4 and 3 on Mean Screen, destroying his "beautiful screen" and making him powerless. Mean Screen is then destroyed once and for all by the Zeo Megazord Saber lash.


Kat Hillard: (Australian Accent) Mean Screen!

Lincoln: Whoa!

Mean Screen: Its been a long time Rangers.

Me: I remember this guy! He copied all your weapons and caused a bunch of technological devices to go haywire!

Tommy Oliver: That's right.

Tanya Sloan: He was a tough one.

Optimus Prime: Lets see how he deals with all of us. OPTIMUS PRIME, SUPER MODE!

Mean Screen: Thanks for the weapons, Optimus. I really appreciate it. MEAN SCREEN, SUPER MODE!

Mean Screen had a Super Mode that looked like Optimus Prime in Super Mode!

Me: He copied all your weapons Optimus! But then again he doesn't play fair.

?: I like it.

We then saw Dark Spicer.

Me: Dark Spicer. I guess the truce is over after what happened.

Dark Spicer: Yep. (to Jake Long) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Jake Long: Not gonna happen.

Dark Spicer activated his Antitrix and turned into a mutant Loboan. It looked a lot like Blitzwolfer but purple and it had spikes all over him and a second mouth in its stomach.

Omegawolf: Meet Jackwolf! (laughs) Just kidding! This form is called Omegawolf.

Ben: Good. Putting my name for that form wasn't one of my best ideas.

Shanan: A mutant Loboan. He looks ugly.

Omegawolf: (to William) Finally. I get to fight the leader of the Redemption Squad. (uses his howl on William)

He fired a sonic howl blast and William got out of the way and the blast hit the building and exploded.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Me: His bark is worse than his bite.

Dark Spicer then turned into a Thep Khufan mutant that had fire bandages. He looked a lot like Snare-Oh and he was made entirely out of flaming bandages. He also had a mask that looked like King Tut's.

Firewrap: Say hello to Firewrap! (uses bandages to pull down my pants)

Me: HEY!

I pulled them back up.

Me: That was NOT FUNNY!

Sandman shot sand at Firewrap but the latter flattened himself to deflect the sand back at him.

Firewrap: Didn't see that coming, did you? (wraps bandages around Sandman)

But Sandman turned into sand and got out of his wrappings.

Shanan: A mutant Thep Khufan with a bad personality.

Eddy: Me, William, and Sandman will fight Dark Spicer. You guys handle Nyx and Mean Screen!

Troy: Good luck, Eddy! Alright, guys. Let's do it!

Megaforce Rangers: Go Go Megaforce!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into their Basic Megaforce Forms.

?: Don't forget about me and my revenge!

Me: Oh shit. I thought I would never hear that evil psychopathic voice again.

Out came the Evil Sasuke that we killed 150,000 years from now!


Background

Sasuke was born on July 23rd to Fugaku Uchiha, the chief of the Konoha Military Police Force and Mikoto Uchiha, members of the Uchiha clan who founded the Hidden Leaf Village alongside the Senju clan generations ago. He was named after the father of the Third Hokage, as his mother hoped he would grow up to be a fine shinobi like his namesake. While still an infant, Sasuke was in the care of his older brother Itachi Uchiha as they saw the attack of the village by Kurama the Nine Tailed Fox, only with Sasuke sensing the demon's evil chakra which frightened him. That event, due to the fact that only a Uchiha could control the Tailed Beast, ultimately led to their clan losing complete standing.

As a child and unaware of the events that revolved on his clan, Sasuke was more focused on becoming like Itachi, who had their father's favor, and trained to become strong. However, when Itachi began to distance himself from the Uchiha Clan, Sasuke found himself getting Fugaku's attention as he taught Sasuke their clan's Fireball Jutsu which the boy spend days to master before being told not to follow in Itachi's footsteps.

One evening, coming home from practicing his ninjutsu, shrugging off the feeling that someone was watching him, Sasuke found the area surrounding his home littered with dead bodies of Uchiha Clan members. Frightened and confused, Sasuke ran to his home to find his parents killed by Itachi's hand. Freaking out as he yells at Itachi at what he was doing, Sasuke finds his left shoulder wounded as he is subjected to Itachi's Tsukiyomi playing the slaughter Itachi committing. Itachi then tells Sasuke that he spared him because he is weak, telling his brother of obtain the Sharingan in Mangekyo form and live a life of hatred before facing him again. As Itachi leaves, giving him the location of their clan's vital documents, enraged Sasuke caused his Sharingan to manifest as he attempts to kill his brother. However, Itachi overpowered Sasuke and he ended up in a coma for a few days. With the events hazy, due to his brother's genjutsu, Sasuke had no memory of obtaining the Sharingan.

After mourning over his clan's death and discovering the secret documents on the stone tablets, Sasuke swore to avenge his clan and kill Itachi by any means. Since then, Sasuke became a loner and kept to himself most of the time. While attending the Ninja Academy a few years later, Sasuke encountered a similar social misfit, Naruto Uzumaki. Since that meeting, Naruto recognizing the festering darkness in Sasuke's eyes, the two became destined rivals.

Part I: Naruto

After graduating from the Ninja Academy, having become well known by the village as a genius prodigy and was greatly admired by his female peers, Sasuke was assigned to the Ninja team under Kakashi Hatake that Naruto was also a member of. Over time, from being tested by their mentor to their first mission that led to their confrontation with Zabuza Momochi and his apprentice Haku, Sasuke formed a friendship with both Naruto and their female teammate Sakura. However, things became to change during the Chunin Exams when Sasuke first encountered Orochimaru who branded him with the Curse Mark. Though Sasuke was able to keep the Curse Mark under check as he mastered the Chidori, his near death experience with Gaara and being saved by Naruto astonished him and made a humiliated Sasuke question if he truly became stronger.

Later, as Naruto left with Jiraiya to find Tsunade, Sasuke learned that his brother is after Naruto and confronted Itachi. However, despite his advancement, Sasuke was defeated by Itachi and placed in a coma. After being awakened by Tsunade's healing, and various side mission added fuel to the fire, Sasuke started to become jealous at Naruto and felt threatened that Naruto was surpassing him. He began to lash out at Naruto and Sakura, and he forced Naruto into fighting him despite Naruto's initial refusal. Sasuke accused Naruto of acting "all high and mighty" and refused to wear his forehead protector because he didn't see Naruto as an equal. In the fight, Naruto never made serious attempts to hurt Sasuke, who forced Naruto to take it seriously, which Naruto ended up doing after realizing Sasuke was serious. Before they could finish the battle with their respective Rasengan and Chidori, Kakashi stopped the two by throwing them into separate water towers. Although thinking his Chidori did the most damage to a nearby water tower, Sasuke is shocked and angry to find Naruto's Rasengan obliterated one whole side of it without the structure compromised. Kakashi lectured him how vengeance will only gain him emptiness and loneliness, and asked him to give up on revenge. Sasuke asked how would Kakashi feel if he killed those he loved and was shocked when Kakashi replied his loved ones are already dead. After this, Sasuke spends the whole night thinking about his choices and becomes conflicted between his bond with the team versus his desire for revenge. After a humiliating defeat by Orochimaru's Sound Four, who have been sent by their master to retrieve him, and offered him an opportunity to gain power, Sasuke reached the conclusion that the village and his ties to Team 7 were holding him back and he decided to join up with Orochimaru's side. On his way to the village's gate, he was confronted by Sakura, who suspected he would leave. They talked about when he first called her annoying and Sasuke said he could've chosen a peaceful life with her and the team in the village but decided revenge was more important. A desperate Sakura pleaded for him to stay or let her join him if it meant she could make him happy, and went as far as to confess her love to him, to which he responded by calling her annoying again. When Sakura threatened to scream to alert the village of his betrayal, Sasuke knocked her out so he can leave the village in the dead of night but sincerely thanking her for everything she's done for him before knocking her out. Placed in a casket to under the full awakening his Curse Mark, Sasuke was unconscious as the Sound Four find themselves dealing with Naruto and the rest of the Sasuke Retrieval Team.

Once awakened as Kimimaro attempted to hold Naruto off, Sasuke arrived to The Final Valley before his team mate arrived. They argued over Sasuke's decision to betray all of his friends for the sake of getting stronger and Sasuke justified this by saying Naruto can never understand the pain of losing a loved one due to him being alone all of his life. While Naruto sympathized with Sasuke, he vowed to bring Sasuke back to the village and declared Sasuke as the first person he had a real bond with. Even when Sasuke admitted that Naruto has become the closest friend he's ever had, Sasuke decided to sever their bond in order to gain the power he desires. Remembering Itachi's words after the massacre, Sasuke attempted to kill Naruto to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan. In the battle that ensued, Sasuke's Sharingan reached full maturity and he assumed his full Curse Mark form to counter Naruto when he is able to access a ninth of Kurama's chakra but Naruto succeeds in scratching Sasuke's headband to get back at the Uchiha's earlier comment of Naruto never being able to do it. The fight ended with him and Naruto using their signature moves Rasengan and Chidori. Losing his headband in the process, Sasuke emerged victorious. However, Sasuke decided not to kill Naruto and vowed to obtain the power to kill Itachi on his own terms. He left the area and met with Orochimaru. Over the next three years, Sasuke became a student under Orochimaru and became stronger while Naruto and Sakura also spend 3 years training in order to find him.

Part II : Naruto Shippuden

Three years after parting ways from his former team mates, now members of the renamed Team Kakashi, Sasuke crossed paths with his replacement, Sai, whom he called a "loser" and showed no interest in him, even scaring the emotionless Sai with the intensity of his Sharingan and refused to acknowledge Naruto and Sakura's efforts to find him. He was later woken up from his nap by Sai who talked to him about the bond Naruto and Sakura still felt with him, but enraged at being disturbed, Sasuke blew up the hideout, causing Naruto, Sakura, and their temporary leader, Yamato, to chase after the source of the explosion. With that, Team 7, with the exception of Kakashi, reunites for the first time in 3 years, but Sasuke demonstrates indifference towards them. In response to Yamato's speech on how Naruto and Sakura still see him as a comrade, Sasuke denounces any bond to them and explains his choice not to kill Naruto then was merely sparing him on a whim, but he decides to try to kill him for real. Showing how powerful he had become and no longer hesitates to kill, Naruto, Sai, and Yamato fight him but Sasuke electrifies them and is about to strike Sakura as she tried to attack him before Yamato took the attack. With his Sharingan, Sasuke entered Naruto's subconscious while Naruto was resisting Kurama's temptation. After being told that his very powers is like that of Madara Uchiha, Sasuke suppressed the Nine Tails as he denied knowing anyone by that name and Kurama told the Uchiha not to kill Naruto as he would regret it. Though Naruto pleaded with him while revealing Orochimaru's intentions to take over his body, Sasuke revealed he knew about it and would sacrifice his body if his desire would be fulfilled. Sasuke then left with Orochimaru, who told him to spare Team Kakashi as they would lessen the number of Akatsuki members.

The Path of Revenge

Eventually, after becoming strong enough to embark on his hunt for Itachi, Sasuke confronted Orochimaru with the intention of not allow himself to become his former mentor's vessel. Though Orochimaru almost succeeded, Sasuke used his Sharingan to alter ritual that that Orochimaru would be trapped inside him. With access to Orochimaru's powers, Sasuke formed a ninja group named Hebi from Orochimaru's former test subject Suigetsu Hozuki, an aide named Karin, and Jugo, the source of the Curse Marks. On his hunt for Itachi, Sasuke was confronted by the Akatsuki member Deidara. In the fight that ensued, with Tobi watching, Sasuke fought equally with Deidara and eventually stalemated with him, before being forced to use Manda to protect himself from Deidara's suicidal attack that outmatched him. Soon after, Sasuke found a shadow clone of Itachi who told him to meet his brother at the the Uchiha compound for their final battle. There, Sasuke learned of Tobi and that the reason why Itachi wanted him to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan was so he could take his brother's eyes to enhance his own into the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan. Leaving his team behind, Sasuke went to the compound to settle things with Itachi once and for all.

The brothers confront each other for the first time in 3 years, and Sasuke voiced his skepticism that Itachi could kill their entire clan on his own. Itachi confirms he had help, from their ancestor, Madara Uchiha, but Sasuke doesn't believe him. After a heated battle with shurikenjutsu, the brothers battled with their genjutsu before Sasuke attempted to end his brother with Kirin. Unfortunately, Itachi survived the attack with the aid of his Susanoo shielding him from the attack. By that time, Sasuke's chakra reserves were weakened enough for Orochimaru to emerge and try to steal Sasuke's body once again before Itachi used his Susanoo to trap Orochimaru and purge the Curse Mark from Sasuke's body. With nothing left, Sasuke attempted to flee before being cornered as Itachi was about to take his eyes. However, at the last second, Itachi poked him on the forehead and said Sorry, Sasuke, this is the last time.. Itachi then collapsed dead with a smile on his face. Sasuke collapsed soon after, albeit with relief at fulfilling his mission, before being taken away by Tobi.

Coming to in a cave, Sasuke once again meets Tobi who formally introduced himself as Madara Uchiha (Sasuke was unaware he was actually lying). Keeping his distance due to an Amateratsu Itachi implanted, Tobi revealed the truth behind his clan's death. As a horrified Sasuke learned, the Uchiha Clan Massacre was carried out by Itachi under direct orders from the Hidden Leaf's leaders. Though the Third Hokage attempted to solve the manner peacefully, the Uchiha Clan's plan to revolt in response to being persecuted for Kurama's attack on the village caused Danzo Shimura to force Itachi to carry out the deed. Though he went through with it, Itachi took measures to make sure Danzo made no attempt to hurt his brother. Sasuke initially refused to believe the story to be true but as he remembered the loving and caring older brother Itachi once was, Sasuke started to believe the story and realized Itachi loved him all along. For the second time in his life, Sasuke cries of his brother's sacrifice and burdens. A few days later, taking in the new information while gaining the Mangekyo Sharingan, Sasuke organized his group into "Taka" and announced their new mission to destroy Konoha.

The Curse of Hatred

Meeting with the Akatsuki, Sasuke agrees to work for them but makes it clear his intent is to kill the masterminds of the massacre, still refusing to kill those uninvolved with his revenge. As Akatsuki allies, Sasuke and Team Taka were deployed to the Village Hidden in the Clouds to capture Killer Bee, the Jinchurki of Gyuki the Eight Tails. Bee proved to be too much due to being a perfect host, overwhelming Taka for the majority of the battle, critically wounding Sasuke twice and nearly killing them all four times. Terrified of death, Sasuke used Amateratsu to weaken the Jinchuriki so his team can capture him (though Bee fooled them into leaving with a decoy). This action infuriated Killer Bee's brother, the Fourth Raikage, Ay, who called the other Kage to discuss how to deal with the Akatsuki, and later sent a squad to tail Taka. Sasuke discovered this and killed the agents, and realized that his sight was failing as a consequence of overusing the Mangekyo. Soon after, under Sasuke's order, Taka abandoned the Akatsuki even though Tobi had threatened to kill them if they did so. Sasuke decides to take on the Kage on his own and exact his revenge with only his team.

On their way to Konoha, Taka is intercepted by Tobi and Zetsu. Despite Tobi's previous warning, he didn't kill them because they were still of use to him. Sasuke learned that the "Killer Bee" Taka captured was actually a clone created from one of Gyuki's tentacles, and is told the village is in disarray and is instructed to infiltrate the Five Kage Summit where Danzo, the acting Hokage, was going. Guided by Zetsu, Sasuke was unconcerned of hearing Naruto defeating Nagato as Taka arrived to the Summit. However, Zetsu appeared before all five Kage and blew Taka's cover. By then, Sasuke's hatred and desire for revenge consumed him to the point where he was willing to ruthlessly kill anyone who stood in his way and decided to leave Suigetsu and Jugo behind when they were captured by Ay. Sasuke ended up fighting a revenge-driven Ay, who nearly killed him, before Gaara, now the Fifth Kazekage, intervened. Gaara sympathized with Sasuke about wanting revenge but, with his own experience, Gaara knows it will not benefit him and asks him to give up his vengeance. Unimpressed, Sasuke says his only goals are in the darkness and refuses to give up his revenge, even lashing out at Gaara for not understanding the anguish he's going through. Sasuke battled Gaara and Ay with his Susanoo, and caused a cave-in to escape after Gaara outmatched him. Danzo escaped during the following chaos. However, Sasuke is hindered by the Fifth Mizukage Mei Terumi and the Third Tsuchikage Onoki, with the latter defeating Sasuke. However, having intended to use Sasuke to capture the Kage, Tobi appeared and teleported him and Karin to his subspace so Karin can heal him.

Eventually, Tobi brings the two back into reality after cornering Danzo for Sasuke. Disgusted to find his opponent with multiple Sharingan implanted on his arm, using his Susanno's arm to grab him, Sasuke demand Danzo to admit his role in the destruction of the Uchiha Clan. Danzo proceeded to explain that Itachi risked everything to ensure the Uchiha clan's honor was not tarnished by their attempted treason and Sasuke's very actions are an insult to Itachi's sacrifice. Further infuriated by Danzo's remark on Itachi, Sasuke crushed Danzo to death with the Susanoo. However, Danzo survived the fatal attack using the fate-defying genjutsu Izanagi, prolonging the battle until Sasuke managed to remove his opponent's ability after sustaining an even, devastating battle with Danzo.

Though Danzo attempted to use Karin as a human shield to keep him back, Sasuke mercilessly used his Chidori Spear to run through Karin to inflict the killing blow while telling the shocked girl that she is useless to him if she can't keep herself from being taken hostage. On the verge of death, with Tobi in his way, Danzo made one final attempt to take both him and Sasuke down with him with a sealing jutsu, but the two narrowly escaped. Tobi attempted to take Danzo's remaining Sharingan, one of the eyes of Shisui Uchiha, which he destroyed. Tobi instructed Sasuke to kill Karin because she has too much knowledge on both of them, and Sasuke was about to kill her with his Chidori, coldly bidding her farewell. At the last second, Sakura arrived to stop him under the pretense that she wanted to join him.

Suspicious, Sasuke told Sakura to finish Karin off to prove her loyalty to him. However, as he saw her hesitate, he walked behind her and ws about to strike her with Chidori but he is stopped by Kakashi who noted that Sasuke was serious about trying to kill her due to the intensity of his Chidori. Kakashi tried to persuade Sasuke to not be consumed by hatred. Sasuke simply laughed and said he would only give up his hatred if his clan was brought back to him, and made it clear he wanted to kill everyone around him. In the battle with Kakahi, he conjured his Susanoo, but to his horror, it disappeared due to Sasuke's eyesight starting to deteriorate. On the verge of blindness, he sensed Sakura sneak up behind him to try to kill him and grabbed Sakura by the throat when she hesitated and was about to kill her with her own poisoned kunai. Luckily, Naruto arrived just in time to save his teammate's life. When asked by Naruto why he would attack Sakura, Sasuke said he was not part of the team anymore and denounced any connection to them. Though Naruto tried to reach him, telling him Tobi told him abut the Uchiha Massacre, Sasuke refuses to listen even after Sakura told him that Naruto has never lost faith in him after everything he did. Calling Naruto an "outsider", Sasuke reminds him that he never knew the pain of losing a loved one and told him to shut up. However, telling them in glee that he killed Danzo, Sasuke intends to do the same with every resident of the Hidden Leaf to finally avenge his clan.

Though Kakashi attempted to fight Sasuke, Naruto took his place as the two youths once more fought an epic battle. As they battle, Naruto admitted he felt the same grudge on the village and considered revenge but desired to build bonds with others and wanted to be Sasuke's friend as it was because him he became the person he is. Though Sasuke told him its too late for him to change his path, saying that either he dies at his hand as a coward or kill him as a hero of Konoha. Soon after Zetsu broke Sasuke's fall, Tobi arrived to spirit Sasuke with the promise that his battle with Naruto will continue next time. However, hearing from Naruto there was a third option, Sasuke refused to leave until he heard it.

Naruto explained that if he and Sasuke do fight again, it may end up with both of them dead. But regardless, if Sasuke truly desired to destroy their home, Naruto would fight him and bare all of his hate and rage for the village. Angrily demanding to know why Naruto would go so far, Sasuke was left speechless when Naruto softly smiled and said "Because...You're my friend." After a banter, Sasuke decided to settle things once and for all in the upcoming Fourth Great Ninja War while making the promise that Naruto would die first. Soon after, Sasuke talked Tobi into implanting Itachi's eyes into him to use the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan and battle Naruto at his full power. After the surgery, Tobi told Sasuke that it takes a while to get accustomed to the new eyes. However, Sasuke stated he could feel the power of his new eyes, evilly smirking.

The Fourth Great Ninja War

Recovering from his the surgery, Sasuke tested his new powers from his Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan to destroy White Zetsu before heading out to find Naruto. However, after passing two vacant cities, Sasuke was stopped a White Zetsu platoon and summoned his evolved Susanoo to wipe out all but one long enough to gain feedback on the events. Killing the clone, Sasuke attempts to make his way to Naruto until he sees the reanimated Itachi leaving from the battle field. Learning that his brother was among the numerous ninjas brought back by Kabuto Yakushi, Sasuke attempts to hinder his brother for answers relating their clan. Itachi explains that his true reason for sparing Sasuke was so that he could kill him as penance for slaughtering their kin despite the good intention behind it. However, Itachi was filled with regret because he unknowingly caused Sasuke to become a rogue ninja with full knowledge on what truly occurred. However, Sasuke tells his brother he had no right to decide his path for him.

Though Itachi covered his tracks with a murder of crows, Sasuke trails him to Kabuto, briefly mistaking him for Orochimaru due to his new appearance. Though Kabuto tempts him to help him defeat his brother, Sasuke teams with Itachi to fight their mutual enemy while telling his brother to tell him everything once the fight is over. Throughout the fight, Kabuto preys on Sasuke's desires to see Konoha destroyed but Itachi convinces him not to listen as he admits that he is loyal to the village despite its dark secrets and promises to tell him something vital after the fight ends. Once Kabuto is defeated with Izanami, Sasuke is horrified as Itachi explained his reasons using it so can use his genjutsu to make Kabuto release the Reanimation Jutsu. Voicing his initial apprehension to Itachi's sacrifice, Sasuke reacts angrily to Itachi's statement that he was proud to be able to protect his village and claiming that after all the village had done to Itachi, there was no way he could forgive them. Sasuke is shocked and confused once Itachi answers that it is to help Naruto's desire to change Sasuke.

But seeing he could not change his brother's mind, Sasuke told Itachi that it was because he remembered his time with Itachi that he would not relinquish his want for revenge and bids his brother farewell before he noticed Itachi walking towards him as he explains that both Danzo and Tobi were correct on what happened: he had been given the choice to either die along with his clan or to kill the Uchiha, protecting the village and Sasuke. Itachi reaches Sasuke and puts his hand on the back of Sasuke's head and his forehead on his, telling him that he knows that he can't change Sasuke's mind, but no matter what path he chose, he would love Sasuke forever as his soul departs back to the afterlife.

Soon after, Sasuke started to question what the ninjas and villages were all truly about before being found by Suigetsu and Jugo, who escaped from prison in the Land of Iron and obtain a scroll from Orochimaru's hideout. From what he reads in the scroll, Sasuke resolves to find the answers he needs to know if revenge is truly what he decides. To that end, Sasuke uses Anko's Curse Mark and a piece of Kabuto's altered flesh to revive Orochimaru to take him to the ones who knows everything. These figures are revealed to be the first four Hokage reanimated once their souls are freed from the Reaper Death Seal. Getting confirmation of the true story of the Uchiha Massacre from Hiruzen, Sasuke learns that the events leading to it were set up by Tobirama as he intended to save the Uchiha from their Curse of Hatred. Turning to Hashirama, who voices concern Sasuke will follow in Madara's footsteps, Sasuke learns the story behind Konoha's founding and the conflicts between the First Hokage and Madara, as well as those between the village and the Uchiha clan. After learning the truth, Sasuke had decided go to the battlefield in order to follow in Itachi's footsteps and devote himself to protect Konoha, effectively giving up on revenge and reverting back to his former self before he had defected from Konoha. He also apologized to Karin for his earlier actions. Sasuke joined back up with Naruto and Sakura to assist in fighting the Ten-Tails and Madara, allowing the original Team 7 to effectively be reborn. However, many of his former comrades were shocked and angry at him for suddenly showing up and voiced their distrust in him, but he replied he cared less what they thought of him. Everyone was shocked when Sasuke announced his intention to become Hokage so that he could fix the world's mistakes that he believed were created by the past Hokage. Working together with Naruto, the two were able to defeat Obito and strip him of the tailed beasts, though when he later tried to face Madara Uchiha the latter bested Sasuke without effort. After realizing Sasuke is his descendant, Madara tried appealing to him to join his cause but Sasuke refused and declared his intent to kill him.

After Madara had captured all nine tailed beasts and defeated Tobirama Senju, Sasuke attempted to attack him again from above, only for Madara to suspend him midair and stab Sasuke through the chest with his own sword. Defeated and near fatally wounded, Sasuke was later saved by Kabuto after the latter had broken free from Izanami as a new person, and decided to repay his debts to Itachi by saving Sasuke from dying.

After Sasuke was stabbed by Madara, Sasuke and Naruto, who was also on the verge of death, met The Sage of Six Paths, Hagoromo Ootsutsuki. The Sage of Six Paths told Sasuke that he was the reincarnation of one of his sons, Indra, while Naruto was the reincarnation of the other son, Asura. After learning the history of Indra's previous reincarnations, Sasuke told Hagoromo his goal after the war. Hagoromo approved of Sasuke's mindset, and gave half of his power to Sasuke. After Sasuke acquired Hagoromo's power, he awakened the Rinnegan in his left eye. This Rinnegan is capable of manipulating space and time within a limited area. Sasuke's Rinnegan can also detect previously unseeable beings, like Madara's Limbo clone. Sasuke was also able to slice Madara in half, as half of Madara stayed in the normal dimension, while the other half of Madara had already gone to the Kamui dimension where Obito and Sakura were. Later, Sasuke met up with Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura to discuss their next strategy against Madara. Kakashi asked Sasuke what his plans were after the war, but when Sasuke hesitated to answer, Kakashi said he didn't have to tell them because they had more important matters to deal with. Warning his allies to stand their guard, Sasuke and the rest of the group prepared to fight someone who was returning from the Kamui dimension. This person later turned out to be Madara Uchiha, alongside a now controlled Obito Uchiha. Sasuke and Naruto went in to attack Madara after he stabbed Sakura, but Madara ultimately managed to pull of his goal from the very beginning: Initiating the Moon Eye Plan. After the plan was activated, Sasuke protected Team 7 with his Susanoo so that they didn't fall under the genjutsu. When Sakura asked what was going on, Sasuke replied she didn't need to know because there was nothing she could do. When Naruto and Kakashi criticized him for this, Sasuke said he was taking control of the team and Kakashi agreed that Sasuke was likely the one to save the world due to his Rinnegan. Sasuke and the others later watched as Black Zetsu betrayed Madara.

Kaguya Otsutsuki Strikes

Black Zetsu's betrayal led to the rebirth of Kaguya Otsutsuki. Kaguya later teleported Sasuke and the rest of Team 7 into another dimension with the ground filled with lava. Sasuke summoned his hawk to save Naruto and himself while completely disregarding Sakura and Kakashi, who was forced to save her and himself. When criticized for this by Naruto, Sasuke told Naruto that the mission came first and saving comrades that were not useful to the mission came last. He further stated he only saved Sakura and Kakashi when the Infinite Tsukuyomi was released because they happened to be by Naruto. This suggests that Sasuke's ideals are now similar to what Kakashi Hatake's ideals were when he was a child. Naruto agreed with Sasuke, only to note that he feels an instinctual need to save his comrades, directly quoting Sasuke when he had saved Naruto in the past. Later, Sasuke went on the offensive and tried to take Kaguya out.

Black Zetsu managed to grab Naruto and Sasuke when Kaguya teleported behind both of them. Black Zetsu revealed the truth to how White Zetsu was formed, and how Kabuto found Madara's body. Naruto and Sasuke managed to free themselves from Black Zetsu's grip, and went on the offensive. Naruto used Sexy Reverse Harem Jutsu in an attempt to distract Kaguya, while Sasuke got ready to seal Kaguya with Naruto. Kaguya realized in time that both of them were attempting to seal her, and warped the dimension they were in into an ice dimension. She teleported Sasuke into a hot and dry desert dimension in an attempt to separate Naruto and Sasuke so that she would not get sealed by their Yin and Yang powers. Sasuke later was found by Sakura and Obito, after Obito used Kamui to try and locate Sasuke in Kaguya's many dimensions. Sasuke rushed to make the opening to Obito and Sakura's dimension in time before the gap between dimensions closed after Obito used up most, if not all of his chakra to do so. Sasuke switched places with Sakura's burnt jacket between dimensions with his Rinnegan, catching Sakura after teleporting. After explaining his ability, he thanked them. Later, Sasuke alongside Obito and Sakura return to the ice dimension where Naruto is fighting Kaguya. Naruto asks Sasuke if he thanked Sakura and Obito for saving him, and in response he tells Naruto to focus more on Kaguya. In response to Sasuke arriving, Kaguya teleports all of them to a dimension which has exceptionally strong gravity, trying to attack Sasuke and Naruto with bones. Kakashi and Obito jump in the way of the impending attack, resulting in Obito's apparent death, and Kakashi watching in shock as Obito uses Kamui to teleport the bone shooting at Kakashi to another dimension. While everyone was distracted by Obito's death, Sasuke teleported behind Kaguya after his Rinnegan was fully usable, and attempted to attack her. He later told Naruto that there was nothing more that he could do for Obito, so he should join him in attacking Kaguya. While Sasuke used himself as a diversion, Naruto cut one of Kaguya's arms off, detaching Black Zetsu from Kaguya. While Sasuke begins pressuring Kaguya, Naruto launches nine separate attacks, each imbued with on of the tailed beasts' chakra. After hitting Kaguya with it, her body becomes unstable, transforming into an amalgamated mass of the tailed beasts. It produced several outstretching hands, sucking up everything it came in contact with. As it approached Sakura, Sasuke tried to use his Susanoo to save her but Kakashi, having inherited Obito's Sharingan powers from the departed spirit, uses his own Susanoo to save Sakura, much to everyone's surprise.

Regaining control of herself, Kaguya then shaped the tailed-beast mass into a giant Truth-Seeking Ball. Kakashi devised a plan and shared it with his students, telling them to be ready for what could be their last mission as a team. As Naruto distracts Kaguya with his clones, Sasuke waits for the opportunity to leap into action. While Kaguya is distracted, Sasuke swaps place with one of Naruto's shadow clones and appears next to Kaguya. As she attempts to escape, Sakura comes from above and knocks Kaguya down, as Naruto and Sasuke finally manage to touch her with their special sun and moon tattoos they received from Hagoromo, preparing to seal away the Rabbit Goddess once and for all.

Immediately upon contact, Sasuke and Naruto begin the ultimate sealing technique: the Six Paths Chibaku Tensei. Kaguya wonders how she, the ancestor of all chakra, could be defeated by mere fragments of chakra, as she reverts back to the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path, and is encased by the landscape, creating an enormous satellite similar in size to the moon. After sealing away Kaguya, the moon tattoo disappears from Sasuke's hand, as the sun tattoo disappears from Naruto's hand, and reappears on the hand of Hagoromo. Relieved that they have defeated Kaguya, they immediately worry about how they will return back to the real world. Suddenly, Team 7 and the tailed beasts are summoned back to earth by Hagoromo and all of the previous Kage. Satisfied, Hagoromo thanks Sasuke and his comrades for saving the world. While everyone celebrates Kaguya's defeat, Sasuke senses some life in Madara, and rushes to eliminate his fallen enemy once and for all. However, he is stopped by Hagoromo, as Hashirama approaches his former comrade. Following Hagoromo's advice, Sasuke listens to Hashirama and Madara's final words to each other, as Madara passes away peacefully and the reanimated Hokage return to the afterlife. As the tailed beasts begin to talk about their future plans now that they are free, Sasuke makes his own intentions known, starting with killing the current five Kage still trapped within Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Sasuke then proceeds to take control of the nine tailed beasts and seal them away within separate Chibaku Tensei, showing that he is now able to utilize the Six Paths Technique. As Kakashi asks if he still simply desires revenge, Sasuke plainly states that what he wants is to recreate the world the way it should be, doing so with revolution. Noting that only Naruto still stands in his way, Sasuke faces his former ally. While Hagoromo sadly looks on to see that once again his children battle each other, Naruto firmly says he will end this feud once and for all. As they were about to leave, Sakura tried once more to get Sasuke to stop and return home by professing her love to him. Sasuke replied she was still annoying and cast a genjutsu of him impaling her chest on her, making her fall unconscious. Kakashi criticized him for this but Sasuke said there was no reason for him and Sakura to love each other. Arriving at the Final Valley, Sasuke explained his definition of Hokage: one must unify the world by be willing to bear all the hatred on himself, and because of Itachi's actions, he believes Itachi fits the title of Hokage. Sasuke further explained if he killed the five kage, the other antions will remained united by focusing their hatred on him and prevent another war. When naruto tried to tell the error in Sasuke's judgment, Sasuke said the only way to start his plan was by killing Naruto - as his best friend and the one person who can stop him - and Naruto's death will not only grant him solitude but a clean slate to the world.

After this, they begin their final clash. Naruto again resists ending it by killing Sasuke, who mocks Naruto for this and tries to push him into taking it seriously. Eventually, Naruto does fight more forcefully but still made it clear he would never kill Sasuke. Once they run out of chakra, they fight each other with taijutsu for an entire day, which leaves them exhausted and badly injured. Sasuke steals Kurama's restored chakra from Naruto and prepared to kill him before Naruto counterattacked him with a punch. Having grown tired of the fighting, Sasuke and Naruto prepared to end the battle with Chidori and Rasengan, which destroys the area and knocks them unconscious. After a while, they wake up and find they have each lost one of their arms (Sasuke lost his left and Naruto his right). Unable to move, they started to talk about their friendship; Sasuke asked Naruto why he would go so far for him, to which Naruto replied they're friends. Sasuke wasn't satisfied and demanded to know what Naruto meant by that, and Naruto said he can feel pain whenever Sasuke is going through a tough time, which leaves Sasuke speechless. After sleeping through the night, they continued talking. Sasuke expressed amusement that Naruto still wanted to fight him in spite of his injuries and Sasuke finally admitted defeat. However, Sasuke doubted the others would forgive him and challenged Naruto what he would do if he decided to come after him again, and Naruto said he didn't believe Sasuke would do that again. Sasuke amended his desire for a revolution by asking Naruto to give his Rinnegan to Kakashi to release the Infinite Tsukuyomi but he wanted to end his life in order to pay his debts to the world. Naruto refused this and vowed to be there for his friend no matter what, which moved Sasuke to tears. Later on, Sakura and Kakashi arrived and Sakura started healing them. Sasuke tried to speak to her, but she told him to be quiet because she needed to concentrate on healing them. Guilt-ridden for what he put her through, Sasuke apologized to Sakura for everything he's done, and Sakura tearfully accepted it. Sasuke and Naruto form a special hand gesture to free everyone from the Infinite Tsukuyomi and release the tailed beasts. As they do so, Sasuke talked about how he always wanted to be friends with Naruto because they had something in common: being kids with no family and starved for love. He also admitted that similar to Itachi, he was always envious of Naruto but credits Naruto for saving him from himself and teaching him the true meaning of a shinobi, and this allows the two to fully reconcile.

After the war, Kakashi, the newly appointed Sixth Hokage, officially pardons Sasuke for his past crimes based on his service in ending the war and a good word from Naruto, and warns Sasuke to keep himself under control. Wanting to see the world with clearer eyes and atone for his past transgressions, Sasuke prepares to leave the village for a journey of redemption. Sakura asked him if she could accompany him, but he declined because she had nothing to do with his sins. However, he promises Sakura that he will return, and shows genuine affection towards her by poking her on the forehead and thanking her before saying goodbye. Sasuke also receives his old forehead protector from Naruto, which he accepts before the two part on good terms.


Me: SASUKE!

Spud: (To Sasuke) Sasuke, you never told us you summoned a Shadow Clone in this battle.

Sasuke: I didn't.

Evil Sasuke: I'm glad you're here J.D. I've waited a long time for this. Now I can get my revenge on you for killing me! I'm surprised to see Naruto the fucking dead last with you.

Naruto: You still are an evil traitor!

Me: And I thought we were done with you for good Sasuke! Last time we saw you, you were reduced to a pile of ashes that blew into the wind.

Naruto: The Masters of Evil brought you back. Am I right about that?

Evil Sasuke: You are correct you loser fuckup and it was really poetic that the Masters of Evil saved me from the humiliation and torture that I've suffered down in the fire of hell! You can never began to imagine the depths of my pain and suffering down there! I was subjected to huge amounts of pain and suffering on an epic scale where I was beaten, slashed, dismembered and mutilated in horrible ways that were beyond human comprehension. They did all kinds of horrible things to me! Instead of getting the power I needed to get my revenge on you and the entire world, I was killed and tortured!

Me: Don't try to pin that on me Sasuke! You betrayed the Leaf and went to Orochimaru to get power to kill your brother! That's why we took your life! It was YOUR choice!

Evil Sasuke: I don't care you fucking cur! That's why you are far too thick-headed to understand anything! Your death is my remedy and I will not stop until I kill you!

Me: I don't know what the Masters of Evil were thinking about bringing you back you fucksack, but I'm gonna send your fucking ass back to hell where it belongs and I'm gonna make sure that you never avenge your clan, ever.

Nico: So that's the evil Sasuke you killed in 150,000 years.

Me: That's him. He hates my guts with a merciless vengeance. I'll face him. You guys handle the rest.

Nico: Right.

I walked up to the evil Sasuke I know from 150,000 years hence.

I snapped my fingers and we were in the clouds of the dark gas giant planet Mexjanxia XII.


Planet Mexjanxia XII is a dark gas giant planet located in the Unknown Zone. It is 750 trillion kilometers or 466,028,394,178,000 miles in diameter, making it one of the largest planets in the universe. It is also the most violent, windiest and electrically charged planets in the universe with winds that blow at 25 billion miles per hour and lightning strikes all over the clouds with 950 trillion lightning bolts ever 1/24th of a millionth of a second. The heat near the planets liquid surface is at a whopping 500,000,000Ëš Fahrenheit. Bioluminescent creatures inhabit the upper clouds. The planet Mexjanxia XII also a rogue mini-solar system. It has taken lots of asteroids, planets and moons with it on its journey. The heat from planet Mexjanxia XII gives the planets orbiting it heat and nourishment.


Nico: WHOA! This planet is wicked!

Lincoln: Wow! The clouds are really dark and scary.

Linka: But loaded with lightning.

Me: They sure are.

Lana: But the creatures here are incredible!

Lola: Amazing!

Laney: Wow. I've never seen a planet like this. It's breathtaking.

Me: Lets get these clods.

We went at Evil Sasuke, Dark Spicer, Mean Screen and Nix.


Battle 1: EVIL SASUKE


I was facing Evil Sasuke again like I was 150,000 years from now. It was gonna be a battle to remember.

Me: I just don't understand you Sasuke. You had everything you ever wanted in the Leaf and you threw it all away just for some petty revenge. How fucked up in the head and delusional are you?

Evil Sasuke: You took everything away from me you fuckmouth! I was the best and I was the elite and in the end, you were always better than me!

Me: Even after all this time, you just will never learn. 150,000 years has not taught you anything. Even in the fire of Hell. The Uchiha are nothing but a bunch of evil thieves, traitors and cold-blooded murderers with no love for anyone other than themselves. A bunch of selfish, evil sons of bitches and fuckpots. By all accounts I'm glad your brother killed them all.

Evil Sasuke: SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP YOU FUCKWIPE!

Me: Make me.

(DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS BY DISTURBED PLAYS)

I then went Super Angel-Ebonwu 100,000 Elemental Phoenix and I was ready to fight him at full power.

Evil Sasuke: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Me: (Divine Voice) I forgot to tell you that I am far more powerful than ever. I've gotten far stronger and more powerful after I faced you in the Final Valley after the war ended. So come and get me.

Evil Sasuke: MY PLEASURE!

Evil Sasuke came at me and he punched at me and I dodged his attack and he kicked at me and punched at me more times and he slashed at me with his sword and I blocked his sword and kicked him in the face and I fired a powerful blast of fire at him and it hit him and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Evil Sasuke came at me and I kicked him in the stomach with devastating force and knocked all the air out of him and punched him in the face and sent him flying and I fired a powerful blast of lightning and it electrocuted him all over.

I flew up to him and kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into the barrier that held us up above the clouds.

I then snapped my fingers and me and Sasuke we now fighting on the jungle planet of the Mexjanxia System: Ruiz III.

Evil Sasuke got up and he activated the power of the Sage of the Six Paths that he stole from Madara when we fought him and he fired a massive arrow of Lightning at me! It was evil Sasuke's most powerful technique INDRA'S ARROW!

After absorbing chakra from all nine tailed beasts and using his Complete Body — Susanoo as a vessel, Sasuke creates a longbow and arrow that are infused with lightning-natured chakra. It proved to be extremely powerful, able to match Naruto Uzumaki's Six Paths: Ultra-Big Ball Rasenshuriken despite Lightning Release's inferiority to Wind Release.

Me: WIND FORCE KAMEHAMEHA!

I fired a massive Kamehameha Blast made entirely of pure wind at the arrow and it hit the arrow and the blasts exploded with unbelievable power.

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The resulting explosion was so powerful, so massive and so devastating that it shook the entire planet to the very core and it set much of the jungle on fire and incinerated the entire area and there was a massive storm vortex in the air with lightning striking all over the place at an incredible level of power. The ground was upheaved and shaken apart like an asteroid hit the ground and much of the ground was also on fire. Evil Sasuke fell to the ground and he was really infuriated. The entire area was on fire and totally in shambles.

Me: Impressive attack Sasu-gay, but you are still hopelessly outclassed.

Evil Sasuke got up and he was looking at me with incredible fury and rage.

Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING!) DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL! (CHAKRA EXPLODES OUT AT AN INCREDIBLE LEVEL!) WHY!? WHY!? IT'S NOT FAIR! HOW ARE YOU SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN ME!? I AM SASUKE UCHIHA! I'M FROM THE STRONGEST CLAN EVER KNOWN! I'M AN ELITE! I AM INVINCIBLE!

Me: You are nothing compared to my power. I am a god and you are nothing.

Evil Sasuke was so extremely enraged and infuriated that it was unbelievable! He screamed and he came at me with his sword, insane and completely out of his mind!

Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING!) (STABBING AT ME AND SLASHING AND PUNCHING AND KICKING AT ME!) YOU FUCKING FUCKHEADED FUCKWEED! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE JUST THIS FUCKING MINUTE?! DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! AND STAY DEAD! (Laughing insane) Hahahahahahahaha!

Me: HOLY SHIT! He's out of his fucking mind!

I punched him in the face and I clashed my sword with his sword and I was clashing with him. I was really clashing with him all over and it was a powerful clash! Sparks were flying all over the place with incredible ferocity and setting more of the jungle all over on fire at an incredible level. I punched him in the face and slashed him in the face. He came back at me and punched and kicked at me!

Evil Sasuke: (Insane anger and maniacal laughter) DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I punched him in the face and sent him flying and he rebounded and I dodged his strike from him and kicked him in the back and sent him crashing into a rock with incredible force.

CRAAASSSSSHHHHH!

Evil Sasuke got up and he was even more enraged!

Evil Sasuke: I HATE YOOOOOOOU!

My aura flared up with incredible intensity!

Me: You still just won't learn.

I went at him and punched him in the stomach and dealt a powerful haymaker to his face and kicked him in the back and he substituted and I sensed him behind me using a Chidori and I dodged his jab and grabbed his arm and headbutted him in the back and kicked him in the stomach and sent him flying and I fired a powerful blast of wind at him and blew him into the air and I teleported and elbowed him in the face with devastating force. I then fired a powerful blizzard of crystal shards at him and skewered him all over with them. Evil Sasuke crashed into the ground and I landed by him.

Me: Just give up Sasu-gay. You can't win and you will never beat me.

Evil Sasuke: YOU FUCKING FOOL!

I then teleported and put my hand on his head and stripped him of all of his techniques and powers and I made them my own just like I did in the future. When I was done, he was weak and disoriented.

Evil Sasuke: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?

Me: I stripped you of all of your techniques, powers and chakra and made them my own. You are now just a pathetic normal human. It's over.

Evil Sasuke: YOU LIE!

Me: Your energy is decreasing with every blow. In fact you're not even a challenge to me anymore. It just wouldn't be fair for me to keep fighting you. But I'm satisfied now. Your pride has been torn to shreds and your ego has been destroyed. You've challenged and lost to someone who was superior to you in every way and to make it worse, he was just a fucked up cur. Right?

Evil Sasuke had his own words thrown right back in his face and he was done for.

Me: It would be completely meaningless to fight you now. You're just too scared and ashamed. Live with the shock and keep it bottled up inside of you. Silently.

I powered down.

Me: (Normal Voice) Never again will you terrorize the world and my friends and family.

I teleported and went to help Jake Long and everyone else. But then Dark Spicer appeared.

Dark Spicer: It was a complete waste of energy and time having you with us Sasuke! You are not welcome in the Masters of Evil!

Evil Sasuke: No! Don't leave! Help me!

Dark Spicer: (glares at him) Help yourself, you fucking prick. (Shoots his blaster at Evil Sasuke's groin) Everyone else can take it from there.

With that, Dark Spicer turned into Omegawolf and howled, launching himself high into the air and off into the distance.

Evil Sasuke: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE YOU J.D.! I FUCKING HATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FUCKSHITTING GUTS YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!

Evil Sasuke was forever exiled to the planet Ruiz III, forever doomed there as an immortal lone reanimation.


Battle 2: MEAN SCREEN!


Back on Mexjanxia XII, Nico and the Power Rangers were fighting Mean Screen and they blasted him and punched and kicked him all over and they used their weapons and blasted him all over.

Nico: Mean Screen, you have failed this world!

Tommy Oliver (Zeo): Yeah!

They blasted him all over with powerful laser and energy blasts and then Mean Screen exploded in a powerful fiery explosion and went down into the clouds of Mexjanxia XII and was vaporized in an instant.

Kat Hillard: Good riddance.

Tanya Sloan: Yeah!


Battle 3: DARK SPICER!


Eddy punched Dark Spicer in the face and William blasted him with blasts of lightning and water and wind and electrocuted him in a powerful storm.

Maria fired a powerful blast of water and drenched him and Eddy fired a powerful blast of light and burned him all over.

Eddy kicked him in the face and knocked him down.

I went to face him.

Dark Spicer: I'm outta here. But J.D. you were right, having an Evil Sasuke put into our ranks was a terrible mistake.

Me: Nice to know that we can agree on something. But next time we fight, there will be no mercy. But thanks again for looking after Lincoln, Clyde, Laney and Lily. That much we owe you on.

Dark Spicer: I guess you can say we're even and I have respect for you.

Me: Same here. But we're still enemies.

Dark Spicer teleported out.

Eddy: Good thing we can agree on that.


Battle 4: NIX!


We were now facing the Nix. I used my magic to separate Jasmine from her Nix half and Jake Long got her on his back. I punched the Nix in the face and kicked her in the stomach and Laney fired a powerful blast of fire and burned her and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted her all over. Rose was punching and kicking her and blasting her all over with the Huntsclan staff and she slashed the Nix all over the place and Maria fired a powerful blast of water and drenched her and the Mystic Force and Megaforce Rangers were blasting her all over with elemental magic and their weapons and Nico fired a powerful blast of fire energy and burned her all over in a powerful fiery explosion. Luan fired a powerful blast of light and burned her and Leni fired a powerful blast of gravity lightning and the blasts hit her all over and exploded and Lori fired powerful blasts of wind and blew her all over. Lightning from the planet struck her all over and electrocuted her all over the place. Lana fired a powerful blast of ice lightning and froze her wings in ice and Lola fired a massive blast of fire and burned her all over. Lisa fired a powerful barrage of tech gears and they hit the Nix and exploded with incredible force. Taranee fired a powerful blast of fire and burned the Nix and Hay Lin fired a massive blast of wind and blew her around in a powerful tornado and Megan fired a powerful blast of stars and they hit Nix and exploded all over. Elyon fired a powerful time ray and it caused the Nix to turn into an old lady. Jake Long fired a powerful blast of fire from his mouth and burned the Nix all over.

Me: Time for some teamwork!

Cybertron Scourge: With pleasure boss! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and 2 more dragon heads popped out and they roared ferociously.

Cybertron Scourge: Witness the 3-Headed Dragon!

Clawful: Let me get some of that action! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Clawful's right arm device and enhanced his strength and power 100-fold.

Cybertron Scourge and Clawful: FIRE LOBSTER DRAGONPINCH!

Cybertron Scourge fired a powerful blast of fire that merged with Clawful's claws and he pinched the Nix and burned her all over and she screamed in pain!

Swoop: Swoop, ready for action! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his missiles 100-fold.

Irma: Time for the water to cleanse you! CANDRAKAR CYBER KEY POWER!

The Candrakar Cyber Planet Key went into Irma's right arm device and enhanced her water powers 100-fold.

Swoop and Irma: MAELSTROM MISSILE FIRESTORM!

Irma fired a massive barrage of water blasts and Swoop fired a powerful barrage of missiles and they hit Nix and exploded all over the place.

Ben: Time for some powerful Ultimate power!

Ben then turned into Ultimate Way Big!

Ben: ULTIMATE WAY BIG!

Riley: WHOA! That's the biggest alien I've ever seen!

Me: That is an Evolved To'kustar. They are over 500 feet tall and their power is 100 times greater than the normal version.

Riley: That's amazing! What planet are they from?

Shanan: They have no planet of origin. They come from the cosmic clouds of the universe.

Riley: WHOA! That's incredible.

Leanbow: It sure is. Lets get him Ultimate Way Big!

Ultimate Way Big: With pleasure Leanbow.

Ultimate Way Big fired a powerful blast of cosmic energy and Leanbow fired a powerful blast of wolf fire.

Ultimate Way Big and Leanbow: COSMIC WOLF FIREBLAST!

The blasts combined and turned into a deadly blast of fire in the form of a wolf and it hit Nix and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Me: Nice! Time for some Final Smash power!

Jake Long: I've always wanted to try this out! DRAGON FIRESTORM BLAST!

Jake Long fired a massive blast of dragon fire at the Nix and it hit her and exploded.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Rose: You are not welcome in our universe! HUNTSCLAN STAFF SLASH!

Rose slashed the Nix all over with her staff from the Huntsclan.

Lily Loud: Feel the purity of water! COVENTINA WATER MAELSTROM!

Lily fired a powerful blast of water at the Nix and it slammed into it and vaporized it with it's purifying properties and killed it.

Me: Good riddance.

Nico: That Nix has failed this universe.

Megan: It sure has.

Jake Long: That was so awesome!

Me: It sure was Jake. You were amazing!

Jake Long: Thanks J.D. My master Long taught me all I needed to know.

Me: Your master is a great teacher. You learned really well.

Jake Long: (To the viewers) Evil myths beware, because we are all coming for you and making sure you never hurt anyone.

Me: You said it Jake. Lets head home.

We later went back to Earth and we moved Jake Long and his family and friends to Gotham Royal York and we were so excited to have them with us as members of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

At the estate we were watching TV when I got a call on the holophone.

Me: Oh. Lets see who that is.

To our surprise when I answered it, it was Vypra.

Me: Vypra.

Vypra: Hello J.D. I called because I wanted to tell you that sending an evil Sasuke out to fight you was a mistake.

Me: So we have noticed. We've killed several Evil Sasuke's over the course of 4 years and the one you sent was from when I was in the distant future.

Vypra: Yes that one was the worst. He was giving us a lot of trouble going on about how he was the best and the elite and saying that he needs no one.

Me: I know. Drove me nuts even in the future.

Vypra: Look, I know that we're still going to be fighting each other a lot. But you won't find anymore Evil Sasukes hired by me.

Nico: That's fine. Also, Vanitas is going to fight us in our next mission, isn't he?

Vypra: He is. And he will give you a challenge.

Me: Always ready for anything.

The call ended.

We had to be ready for anything. But Jake Long's enemies are now our enemies.

THE END


Another Fanfic complete and another awesome TV Show done.

American Dragon Jake Long was an awesome series that Nico got me into and it was so cool how Jake Long can turn into a dragon and fight crime and the forces of evil! Dante Basco did a great job voicing him and he is also the voice of Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender and Tuck from Generator Rex and he also starred as Rufio from Hook in 1991 with Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman. Thanks for getting me into American Dragon Jake Long man. I hate Sasuke with a terrible vengeance and he is one of the reasons why Naruto is much better without him. He's an arrogant, evil, revenge-obsessed, powerhungry, freak of nature and he deserves only death and the fire of Hell. The next Naruto Villain is Deidara and get ready for an explosive battle with the Mad Bomber of the Akatsuki as we blow much of the place around us while making him pay for his crimes against the Rock. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is a chapter for the movie The Ant Bully and we're gonna go see how the wonders of an Ant Colony work as we help the Ants battle an evil exterminator.

See you all tomorrow.