We were in the middle of the city and we were there to teach a lesson to the Social Justice Warriors - Stanley and Sandra Practice.
Stanley "Stan" Practice and Sandra Practice (or Mr. and Mrs. Practice) are a pair of one-time villains from the Cartoon Network original series, The Powerpuff Girls, only appearing in the episode "Girls Gone Mild". They are a parody on "Standards and Practices".
Stan and Sandra Practice are characterized very strict couple, who do not want The Powerpuff Girls to fight crime or use their powers, as they believe it is a shining example of the dangerous and senseless violence that happens in their city, as well as being a bad influence on their community's youth. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that The Powerpuff Girls' violence saves their town from even greater and far more deadly threats.
Stanley is voiced by Daran Norris while Sandra is voiced by Susan Blakeslee.
After forming P.A.P.P. - Parents Against Powerpuffs, Stan and Sandra tell Professor Utonium that the girls MUST stop fighting crime by kicks and punches, as they think this might be impressionable to younger kids. They have issued a contract threatening to sue the Professor if the girls don't obey this. In the end, at the brink of destruction brought forward by the Dooks of Doom the Practices tear up their contract, allowing the girls to save the day once again. After the girls saved the day, it is unknown what happened to the Practices but it can be implied that they were saved, they abolished the contract, and they never bothered the girls again.
I grabbed Stan by the shirt and braced him up against the wall.
Me: Who the hell do you think you are denying the right for the Powerpuff Girls to use their powers to save the day!?
Stan Practice: Those girls are a menace to our kids everywhere and that's why we wanted them to stop using their powers!
Me: That is total bullshit!
Maria: You know, the way Stan and Sandra kept making you girls stop fighting crime, you'd think they were sent by Mojo Jojo to put the three of you out of business.
Blossom (Adult): That could be the case.
Me: If you ask me Stan, the real menaces are YOU! You almost destroyed all of Townsville by depriving them of their rights to use their powers!
Nico: Yeah!
Clayface: (to Stan and Sandra) Did it ever occur to you two that if the Powerpuff Girls stopped fighting bad guys, Townsville would've been destroyed?
Stan Practice: Then what would you call a good example for younger children, hmm? Killing villains left and right?! Charging in without a plan?!
Me: Without the Powerpuff Girls, you would all be dead! Just like without us, this whole planet would've been destroyed! You two are a major menace to society!
Nico: YEAH! You two have failed this city!
Laney: I agree.
Lana: You don't care about anyone! You would rather destroy cities and planets all in the name of social justice!
Sandra: Because the Powerpuff Girls are a menace to our children!
Varie punched Sandra in the face and knocked out some of her teeth.
Varie: Don't you dare talk about your heroes like that!
Me: You have no right to even be Social Justice Warriors, let alone citizens of Gotham Royal York!
Later they saw Aqua and Sora talking to each other telepathically.
Sandra: (to Sora and Aqua) Ok, you two are obviously talking to each other telepathically. (to the rest of us) Care to explain to the rest of us what you two friends are talking about?
Molly Molloy: Honestly, we don't have a clue what they're talking about.
Me: I think it's some kind of telepathic bond.
Aqua: It is. We're showing that we can now speak telepathically because of our bond as brother and sister.
Sora: That's right.
G1 Snarl: You, Aqua and Sora can privately speak with each other telepathically and sense each other's emotions as result of sibling bond?
Aqua: That's right.
Me: That's amazing. (To Stan) But as of right now Stan and Sandra, you two are not fit to be in our city!
Officer: I agree.
The police arrived and arrested the Practice's. They were gonna go to the Antarctica Prison for the next 75 to 100 years without parole and they were also ordered to pay $750,287,372,735,827.00 to the Powerpuff Girls.
Hun Gurr: Hey, Sora. Now that the Practices are going away for a long time, what emotions can you sense out of Aqua right now?
Sora: Happiness and Love as brother and sister.
Everyone: Aww.
Nico: So awesome.
Then we smelled a really foul odor in the air.
Me: (Sniffs) OH YUCK! Lori did you just rip one!?
Lori: That wasn't me! It was my shoe!
Lisa: It's not our firstborn eldest sibling that this repugnant odor is coming from.
?: It's coming from me!
We turned and we saw STINKWEED!
Stinkweed is the lead character in a series of monster films, portrayed by Vincent Thorne. Thorne eventually got sick of making Stinkweed movies, so he committed robberies while disguised as Stinkweed in an attempt to generate bad publicity for the character and force the studio to stop making Stinkweed movies.
Stinkweed first showed up while the kids were making a movie at the Coolsville Mall. He chased them into an elevator, where they escaped him. They watched from the elevator as he proceeded to commit robberies, starting with the jewelry store. A security guard tried to stop him, but he was repelled by Stinkweed's foul smell. He moved on to the pet shop, driving away the customers and pets and stealing the cash register.
The gang spoke to Vincent Thorne, the actor who played Stinkweed. He hired them to clear his name because everyone thought he was culprit, including the police. They investigated Grady Laurence, a rival of Thorne's who was jealous of him, and found the cash register Stinkweed stole in his motorhome. Vincent called and told them that he found a clue at the movie theater, but when they arrived, they saw him get captured by Stinkweed. The monster chased them into a shoe store, where they tricked him by pretending to be shoe shoppers and lost him.
After a Scooby Snack break, Scooby-Doo picked up a smelly scent, which led the gang straight to Stinkweed, who was making footprints with Grady's shoes. Scooby's cattail allergy caused him to sneeze, alerting Stinkweed to their presence, and a chase ensued. They escaped him by pretending to be mannequins.
The gang set a trap for Stinkweed. They pretended to be filmmakers, and convinced Stinkweed that they were shooting a movie. The intention was to have Scooby swing on a vine and drop a cage on Stinkweed, but it missed, and he caught on to their act. However, Scooby, still swinging on the vine, collided with him and knocked him into a quicksand pit, capturing him anyway. It turned out that the culprit was Vincent Thorne after all, who was tired of making Stinkweed movies and wanted to make Stinkweed look bad by committing the robberies so that he could get out of making more movies. He tried to frame Grady by hiding the cash register he stole in his motorhome and making footprints with Grady's shoes. Thorne was arrested by Jane Thursday, an FBI agent who had been investigating the robberies.
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's Stinkweed!
Me: UCH! I remember this freak! He still smells like puke! His smell was so terrible that it made me hurl my guts out.
Nico: Disgusting!
I put a nose plug on.
Qin: What is he known for?
Me: (Nasally) He was really former disgraced actor Vincent Thorne, who played Stinkweed in the Stinkweed movies. He hated making another Stinkweed movie and he wanted to make Stinkweed look so bad that the studio would stop making movies and he would get out of acting and movie making and he would keep all the money he stole from the mall stores.
Qin: That's terrible!
Me: It was. Vincent Thorne got 40 to 50 years in federal prison for robbery and was ordered to pay $750,000,000 in restitution.
Nico: I remember seeing about that! That was awful. But Vincent Thorne has failed this world.
Me: Yep.
Lola: Then he will burn!
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated him into ash.
Me: That's it for Stinkweed.
Later back at the estate, we were watching one of Nico's favorite movies from 2006: The Ant Bully.
In Las Vegas, lonely 10-year-old Lucas Nickle (Zach Tyler Eisen) is left with his older sister, Tiffany (Allison Mack), and his grandmother (Lily Tomlin) when his parents go to Puerto Vallarta. Neglected by his family and tormented by a local bully named Steve (Myles Jeffrey) and his friends, Lucas takes out his frustration on an anthill and attacks it with a squirt gun, terrifying the colony. One ant, an eccentric wizard named Zoc (Nicolas Cage), tries to fight back. His girlfriend, a nurse ant named Hova (Julia Roberts) who is fascinated by humans, attempts to communicate with Lucas. He drops his gun on the grass, and kicks the anthill with one of his sneakers, sending the colony flying into the grass. Hova tries to communicate to him, but she is almost crushed before being rescued by Zoc. The leaders of the colony decide to use a potion Zoc has recently created to shrink Lucas down to ant size.
The local exterminator, Stan Beals (Paul Giamatti), convinces Lucas to sign a contract to kill vermin. Later, Zoc and a small troop of ants pour the potion into his ear. He wakes up and discovers that he is now tiny and naked after discovering his underwear being bigger than him, then he falls off his bed, landing on a potato chip. He is carried to the anthill into a world of giant caves, caterpillars, and ants. Zoc insists that he should be studied then eaten, but he is overruled by the Queen (Meryl Streep). She sentences him to hard labor.
Hova volunteers to train Lucas, much to Zoc's mortification. They both learn about the differences between ants and humans. However, when she forces him to forage for jelly beans with Kreela (Regina King) and Fugax (Bruce Campbell), he is unsuccessful. The ants are attacked by tarantula hawk wasps. Lucas finds a firecracker discarded by Steve and uses it to scare the wasps away. This earns him the admiration of all the ants except Zoc.
Lucas is introduced to honeydew, the caterpillars' feces, and he gets sick when he learns where they come from. He is shown a painting which depicts the Great Ant Mother and the evil "Cloud-Breather", an exterminator. Lucas is told that the Great Ant Mother will return and shower the ants with honeydew, while the Cloud-Breather will spell destruction for all of them. He and his friends return to his house, where he tries to cancel Stan's contract but calls a pizza restaurant instead. To make matters worse, Tiffany comes in as a giantess, and tries to crush the ants with the phone as they are forced into hiding until dark.
When Zoc finds out that Lucas put Hova in possible danger, he accuses him of further treachery and tells him that he refuses to give him the antidote, causing him to run away in fright. Upon hearing what happened, Hova becomes angry with Zoc and goes out to look for Lucas. Once she finds him, he is swallowed by a frog. Zoc witnesses the event and realizes how much Hova cares about Lucas, so he frees him to make up for his selfishness. Afterwards, they discuss their differences. Zoc explains that ants work for the benefit of the colony, whilst Lucas states that most humans work for personal gain. Zoc is unsure as to how anything gets accomplished in Lucas' world, but then sympathizes with him when they both admit that they both used to act without thinking.
The next day, when Stan arrives to exterminate the colony, Lucas and Zoc enlist the wasps' aid; at first, the wasps want to eat them, but upon hearing that their hill is being destroyed by Stan, they agree to help. During the battle with Stan, Lucas saves the lives of Hova and an injured wasp. Both the ants and wasps are no match against pesticide, but as Stan is about to exterminate the anthill, a beetle and glowworm bite him in the groin. As he doubles up in pain, Lucas injects him with the shrinking potion, severely disfiguring him, and he retreats on a tricycle.
The Queen pronounces Lucas an ant in honor of his heroic actions, and Zoc gives him the antidote. He returns back to normal size and finally stands up to Steve, who runs away from him and his now-former friends, as he insulted them, making them befriend Lucas and gang up on Steve. Lucas then showers the colony with jelly beans as a parting gift.
We were watching the movie and it was not only funny but it was awesome! It showed us that humans and insects working together can achieve magnificent things and it taught us a very valuable lesson: That if you bully people or other things, then you will become a bad bully.
When the movie was done, we cheered wildly.
Me: That was awesome!
Nico: Glad you all liked it.
May: That was a great movie.
Me: It sure was. But it's a shame that those dumb critics ruined it.
Nico: What is wrong with people criticizing good movies?
Me: People just don't have good taste in film.
Laney: Those stupid critics.
Me: We know Laney. They wouldn't know a good movie if it hit them in the face.
Lincoln: I know.
Flik: But that was awesome that those ants and Lucas were able to team up and stop Stan from killing the colony.
Atta: It sure was.
Dot (A Bugs Life): It was an awesome force.
Nico: It sure was. I'm glad that Lucas saw the error of his ways.
Lana: But it was because of that jerk Steve that he became a bully in the first place.
Me: I know.
Varie: Lets go see Lucas and help him out.
Everyone: YEAH!
Jake Long: And I'll do the phoenix cry this time.
Lynn: Jake, we don't do our Phoenix Cries when we meet new heroes.
Jake Long: Sorry. I thought it would make a good impression.
Lynn: (pats him on the back) Just leave the Phoenix Cries to us from now on, ok?
Jake Long: Okay.
We were off to good old Las Vegas, Nevada - Sin City.
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
We arrived in a beautiful neighborhood in Summerlin in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Me: Here we are guys. Welcome to Summerlin in Las Vegas.
Lori: Wow! It's amazing here! And the view of the golf course is amazing.
Me: It sure is. But it gets blistering hot here during the Summer. It can get up to 125˚ Fahrenheit here.
Nico: Whew! That is hot.
Lola: No kidding.
Me: Well Las Vegas is out in the middle of the desert. It gets really hot here during the summer.
Lincoln: Wow!
Shaggy: Like, yeah. But the food in Vegas is amazing!
Me: I know Shaggy. The food is phenomenal. After we do our job here, we'll go get some lunch here.
Leni: Totes a good idea J.D.
Lana: Can we go hit the casinos here too!?
We laughed.
Me: We'll see if we have time.
We walked around the neighborhood and it was beautiful and the houses were amazing.
Luna: Wow dude, the houses are incredible.
Luan: They sure are. They House excitement. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
Most of us laughed while everyone else groaned.
Me: (Laughs) Good one Luan!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one!
Lily: That was a good one.
Me: But the houses here are amazing.
Laney: They sure are. I wouldn't mind renting a house down here during the winter.
Me: Me neither. But that's okay.
Aylene C.: Yeah.
?: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
We then saw Lucas.
Me: You must be Lucas.
Lucas: That's right. It's so awesome to meet you guys! (chuckles sheepishly) Even though I have been cruel to ants in the past.
Me: Nah you learned your lesson. But it was so awesome how you and all the insects teamed up to stop Stan.
Lucas: It sure was. But yeah.
Qin: Who is Stan?
Me: He was that exterminator that Lucas and the ants stopped.
I went over his history.
Stanley "Stan" Beals is the main antagonist of the 2006 Warner Bros. computer-animated film The Ant Bully. He is a flagitious exterminator who enjoys his job to a near sadistic level. Stan is also known as "The Cloudbreather" to the ants and "The Cloud" to the wasps.
He was voiced by Paul Giamatti, who also played Marty Wolf in Big Fat Liar, Rhino in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Karl Hertz in Shoot 'Em Up, Limbo in the 2001 Planet of the Apes film, Chairman Drek in Ratchet & Clank, and Beauty Smith in the 2018 Netflix original White Fang.
Stan Beals is the local bug exterminator near the suburban area of Las Vegas. He first appeared when he arrived at the house of Lucas Nickle (the protagonist of the film), convincing the little boy to sign a contract of letting him exterminate all of the pests around the Nickle residence before leaving. Nickle agreed to it, since he was accidentally stung by the ant hill while being tortured by an abusive bully.
However, Lucas is alone to deal with the ants after they use a potion to shrink him to their size, forcing him to learn about the ways of the ant. After going through so much training, Lucas learns that the ants cannot be as bad as he thought, and that the devil they fear is called the Cloudbreather, which happens to depict a nasty and dangerous bug exterminator. Realizing his mistake, Lucas sneaks back to his house to use the phone to cancel the contract with Stan, but accidentally dials a pizza delivery instead.
The next day, Stan arrives in his van, filled with weapons of pesticide, ready to exterminate the bugs. Lucas apparently convinces several wasps to help the ants fight, but they proved to be no match against Stan's pesticide. However, a beetle and a glowworm managed to go through Stan's pants and bite him in the crotch. This allowed Lucas, his ant friends, and a wasp to inject the shrinking potion onto Stan's rear end, misshaping the bug exterminator. A large swarm of wasps come by to attack, and being unable to get back into his van since he is too small to reach the door handles, Stan fearfully pedals away on a stolen tricycle, vowing revenge. As a reward for saving the bugs, Lucas is grown back to his normal size and resume his life. It is unknown what happened to Stan afterwards.
Qin gasped.
Qin: That is nuts!
Lana: I know. Ants are amazing creatures!
Me: And they are one of the most magnificent creatures on this planet like all insects are. Ants have been on this planet for 99 million years ever since the early Cretaceous.
Syd Chang: That is so cool! Ants are awesome!
Nico: They sure are.
Lucas: That's right. But I learned that ants are more amazing on the inside and outside. Zoc and Hova taught me so much about them.
Me: I can tell Lucas. You are an honorary member of their entire colony.
Lucas: I sure am.
Flik: That is so cool!
Atta: You have a hero inside of you for saving the ants.
Lucas: Thank you.
Me: But if Stan is coming back then we have to be ready for him. Lets go see the colony.
Syd Chang: I can stay outside and be a lookout in case he comes back.
Me: Good idea Syd. Clyde can help you with that.
Clyde: Thanks J.D.
Me: Lets check it out.
I snapped my fingers and we shrunk down to the size of the ants and we went into the colony. We saw how amazing it was and it was beautiful.
Me: Wow! What a colony!
Laney: It's breathtaking!
Nico: This is so cool! I've never seen the inside of a real ant colony before.
Lola: It's amazing though.
Lynn: It sure is.
Zoc: Thank you all for coming though. We have a strong feeling that the Cloudbreather is gonna come back.
Me: You mean Stan the Exterminator.
Zoc: Right I always keep forgetting about that. But yes I have that feeling.
Me: We'll gladly help you out with defeating him. We can shrink him down to the size of you guys and we can fight him.
Hova: That's a great idea!
Kreena: It's perfect! We can beat him on our own land and show him the power of humans and ants working as one.
Me: Yep. Just what I was thinking.
?: It'll be the last thing you think of when I blow you up with my art!
Me: Oh shit on me sideways. I haven't heard that voice in 150,000 years. Its been a long time Deidara.
A figure came out and it was the Mad Bomber of The Akatsuki, DEIDARA!
Deidara was a villain in the anime and manga series Naruto. He was a rogue ninja from the Village Hidden in the Stones and a member of the Akatsuki. He served as one of the two main antagonist in the Kazekage Rescue arc, a supporting antagonist in the Three-Tails' Appearance arc and the main antagonist in the Itachi Pursuit Mission arc.
Deidara was a ninja from Iwagakure and who was both a pupil of the Third Tsuchikage Onoki and a member of the village's Explosion Corps. Though praised highly for his clay sculptures, Deidara's desire to reach even greater heights in his art resulted with him stealing forbidden jutsu that enables him to infuse chakra into an item. Using clay explosives created by that method to take out his pursuers, and Iwagakure, Deidara found the art he had desired: the Art of a Single Moment. Remembering the first moment whenever he detonated his Explosive Clay since then, Deidara became a rogue ninja and offered his services as a bomber to insurgents in various countries.
Eventually, Deidara was visited by the Akatsuki who wanted his services as they needed a replacement member after Orochimaru defected. Deidara refused at first until he accepts a challenge from Itachi Uchiha on the condition that the Akatsuki let him be if he won. However, Deidara was easily defeated by Itachi's Sharingan and joined the Akatsuki as part of the deal. His ego crushed since then, Deidara carried a murderous loathing for Itachi and the Sharingan for the rest of his life. Partner to Sasori, who followed a polar opposite view on art, Deidara eventually came to enjoy being in Akatsuki despite his reluctance to join the organization, since he gained an opportunity to test his art against strong opponents.
Plot
Accompanied by Sasori, Deidara was to capture the One-Tailed Jinchuriki Gaara. Deidara, although nearly overpowered by Gaara's tremendous power, managed to outsmart him to defeat him by leveraging the lives of the citizens of Sunagakure and then forcing him to use his instant defense, which he had trapped but at the cost of his right arm. By the time he and the other Akatsuki members sealed Shukaku into the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path, Deidara and Sasori waited for Team Kakashi and Chiyo to see their reactions to find them with Gaara's dead body, as Itachi had said that Naruto would be the first to react. Luring Naruto away with Kakashi in pursuit, Deidara ended up losing his other arm and faked his death with a clay clone. After his arms was re-attached by Kakuzu, Deidara was partnered to Tobi whose childish behavior annoyed him to no end as he helped the new member capture Isobu the Three Tails. When Deidara learned that Sasuke Uchiha defeated Orochimaru, Deidara tracked down Sasuke and fought him. Deidara and Sasuke clashed but although Deidara managed to blow off one of Sasuke's wings and nearly kill him more than once, Sasuke ultimately proved to be the superior ninja, using his lightning techniques and Sharingan to neutralize most of Deidara's attacks, even harming his own body but still succeeding in defeating Deidara by rendering his last attempt to hit him with his C4 useless. As Sasuke cornered Deidara only to briefly fall on his knees, Deidara became utterly maddened by Sasuke's utter disregard and underestimation of his art and turned himself into a suicide bomb to take Sasuke out with him. However, Sasuke survived using Manda as a shield and teleporting Manda and himself out, with the attack only injuring but not killing Sasuke.
Deidara was later reanimated by Kabuto Yakushi, aiding him in his attack on Tonika Village and later going after Naruto and Killer B before Deidara ends up fighting his former mentor and his bodyguards. He was later paired up with Sasori on the Surprise Attack and Diversion Platoon as the Fourth Great Ninja War commences as he can Sasori combine their talents to carry living puppet bombs out of Allied ninja they captured and even some on their own. Eventually, Deidara is captured and taken into the custody of the Fifth Division. While held captive, Deidara is livid to learn of Sasuke's survival before managing to escape thanks to the White Zetsu Army infiltrating the Fifth Division. With the entire Fifth Division in pursuit, with only a sword that he uses as makeshift ground rod, Deidara is forced to use guerrilla tactics to evade them while gathering clay. Eventually, Deidara is recaptured within Black Ant after falling prey to Kurotsuchi posing as Sasuke to lure him into a trap. Still demanding that they release him before he exploded, he told Kankurō that in art there was no such things as duds before being taken by surprise by the release of Reanimation Jutsu, Deidara returns to the afterlife.
Deidara: I'm flattered that you still remember me J.D.
Me: I still haven't forgotten what you were doing when I fought you Deidara.
Qin: Who is he?
Me: That's Deidara. He was once a member of the Hidden Rock's Explosion Corps and he was taught under Onoki the 3rd Tsuchikage. He's one fucked up piece of motherfucking shit. He is insane and he things his explosions are a work of art. He stole a deadly forbidden jutsu from the Hidden Rock and he annihilated 75% of the entire village because of it.
Qin gasped in horror.
Me: And I still haven't forgotten what you were gonna do when I left you there to die Deidara.
FLASHBACK - 150,000 years Hence
I was facing Deidara on a solo mission and I had him right where I wanted him. I had my Sharingan activated. Deidara was beaten up really bad thanks to me. I destroyed him all over with my own version of his art.
Deidara: Are you still calm? Shouldn't you be worried at least a little?
Me: Oh I'm not the one who should be worried. It's you who should be worried when I send you to hell.
Deidara: Dream on! You're about to be killed by my art.
Me: Fuck you.
Deidara laughed at me.
Me: What's so funny?
Deidara: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) THAT IS WHAT ANNOYS ME THE MOST ABOUT BOTH YOU, THE UCHIHA AND YOUR VILLAGE! YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST SO COOL!
Deidara was looking at me with extreme rage and hatred.
Deidara: THOSE EYES! THOSE OVERCONFIDENT EYES MAKE ME SO SICK! YOUR EYES ALWAYS JUDGING ME AND MY ART, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR THAT! YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR MY ART! I CAN TELL THAT YOU DON'T! I CAN NEVER FORGIVE THOSE EYES! THEY JUST IGNORE MY ART! (PANTS IN RAGE!)
Me: Then my eyes will continue to haunt your motherfucking ass when I send you to hell.
I flipped the bird at him.
Deidara was enraged when he saw me do that and the arteries in his eyes showed and that meant that he was out of his fucking mind.
Deidara: Do you really take me that lightly!?
He ripped off his shirt and pulled stitching off of his chest and revealed that he had a mouth on it and he fed it clay.
Me: What the fuck!?
His veins showed all over his body.
Deidara: This is my ultimate art...! This time I will detonate myself!
Me: You're completely out of your fucking mind!
Deidara: In death, I will become art itself. No one's ever seen an explosion like this, One that shall leave behind a scar on very earth itself. And then...! I'll receive more admiration for my art than anyone has ever seen before! But While I will be admired, you'll most definitely be dead! This explosion that will cover ten-kilometer radius! You won't be able to run away from this one!
Me: 10 Kilometers! That's 7 miles!
Deidara: Tremble, be afraid, recoil in despair, cower in awe! And cry your heart out, because my art...
Me: Is an explosion. Yeah yeah yeah, I've heard it a million fucking times. Burn in Hell, Deidara you motherfucking son of a fucking bitch and may the devil eat you forever.
I flipped the bird at him and flared up my aura and flew away faster than a bullet fired from a gun.
Then Deidara exploded as I got away from it.
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The explosion was so massive and so powerful that it was unbelievable! It was his C0 attack.
The highest form of Deidara's explosive clay (his "Ultimate Art" (究極芸術, Kyūkyoku Geijutsu)), C0 is a suicide-bomb technique used as a last resort. Deidara reveals a mouth on his chest, which is stitched up. After undoing the stitches, Deidara feeds it a large ball of clay. The mouth on his chest has a direct connection to his heart so a large amount of chakra is built up. It then kneads chakra directly from the meridians of the heart and keeps doing it without interruption until the moment of the explosion. His explosive chakra then manifests itself in his veins, flowing through his body. These "veins" then condense into a sphere that slowly cracks open and detonates, producing a unique explosion that covers a ten kilometre blast radius.
The shape of the explosion bears a resemblance to Tarō Okamoto's Tower of the Sun.
Luckily I got away just in time.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Qin: WHOA! Talk about a narrow escape.
Me: Yep. In the end he blew himself up all for nothing.
Deidara: Then I will kill you again!
?: I'll help you too.
A figure came out and it was JELLYFISH WARRIOR from episode 47 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Jellyfish warrior was created by Finster. Rita sent him to the Earth to simply destroy the Rangers without any plan. Jellyfish Warrior could fire the acid from his left arm, that could harm even morphers and from right energy beams. Jellyfish Warrior was powerful opponent for rangers. He could teleport and even made the Rangers retreat. Then he summoned the squad of Super Putties. He also wielded a umbrella shield and teleported the Rangers to the other dimension. In his dimension, Jellyfish Warrior was intangible and Rangers couldn't harm him. Billy told that the shoot from Power Blaster will return them to the Earth. They did it and returned. Plus, Jellyfish Warrior suddenly was weakened and Zack took him down with a single slash of his axe. Rita enlarged him so the Rangers summoned thier Zords. The Jellyfish Warrior was blasted by the Dinozords but deflected the blasts with his umbrella so they formed the Megazord. The monster very easily overwhelmed the Rangers but they quicklyh summoned the Power Sword and threw him to the ground before taking him down once and for all with the energised weapon.
Billy Cranston: Jellyfish Warrior!
Jellyfish Warrior: Its been a long time Rangers!
Me: I remember this guy! He was sent to destroy the rangers without a plan!
Trini Kwan: That's right.
Jellyfish Warrior: You've been watching us on TV huh?
Me: We sure have.
Jellyfish Warrior: (to Lily) By the time I'm done with you, you'll never want to go near a jellyfish ever again!
Lily: We'll see about that.
Vanitas then appeared.
Ven: Vanitas. Vypra told us you would attack us next.
Vanitas: Well, since that exterminator is bigger then you all at the moment, I figured that you could use opponents that are the same size as you.
William: You didn't bring any Evil Sasuke with you, did you?
Vanitas: Of course not! Those plans involving the Evil Sasuke's are scrapped now.
Me: Thank goodness. I'll face Deidara.
Lily: I'll face the Jellyfish Warrior.
Spiderman: I'll take on Vanitas. You guys take care of the exterminator.
Troy: Time for the exterminator to become the exterminated.
Megaforce Rangers (except Orion): Legendary Ranger Mode: Starforce Pentasquad!
Orion: Legendary Ranger Mode: Mighty Morphin White!
The Megaforce Power Rangers turned into the 5 Star Squadron Great Rangers from 1991.
Me: We'll take the fight to another planet just in case.
Jellyfish Warrior: You sure you want to take us to another planet? The poor ants probably won't survive there.
Ladybug: He's right. I can always use Miraculous Ladybug to fix any damage done to the colony.
Me: Don't worry about that. Syd Chang is watching them outside.
I snapped my fingers and we were on the planet Ataborneo.
Planet Ataborneo is a strange world. It is located in the Unknown Zone and it has two sides to it. One side is covered in dense rainforest and jungles and the other is super cold and dry desert. It is named after the Atacama Desert in Chile and the Borneo Rainforest in Indonesia. It is locked in Synchronous Rotation and the desert part is always in darkness and the jungle is always facing its parent red dwarf star. The jungles have lots of life and the desert barely has any life at all.
We were on the border of the planet Ataborneo's desert and jungle.
Lola: Wow! This planet is amazing!
Nico: It sure is. I've never seen a planet like this.
Nico flew up and on one side he saw a massive jungle that stretched on for miles with plants and all kinds of flora covering everything and on the other side was a massive desert that stretched for miles.
Nico: WHOA! This is amazing!
Nico landed.
Deidara: So you all picked this planet to be killed by my art.
Me: You are the one that is going to die again Deidara. Lets get them.
We went at them.
Battle 1: J.D. Knudson VS Deidara
I was facing Deidara and it was gonna be one explosive battle.
Me: You will pay for your crimes just like you did when I faced you 150,000 years from now.
Deidara: You should be afraid of me and my art.
Me: Fuck you and your art and for the record, I'm not the same person you faced in the future. I've gotten far more powerful than ever.
I then flared up my power and then I transformed into my Super Angel-Ebonwu 100,000 Elemental Phoenix Form.
Deidara: What the fuck!?
Me: (Divine Voice) Now you will face the true depths of my power.
I flew faster than a laser and punched him in the face with devastating force and I fired a powerful fireball and it hit Deidara and exploded.
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Deidara flew on his bird of clay and he threw a bunch of owls made of clay at me and I fired a powerful blast of wind and cut them up and they exploded.
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I fired massive blasts of fire and Deidara fired powerful wings of fire and the blasts of fire collided and they hit the clay and they exploded.
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Fire embers and debris rained down from the explosions and set much of the land on fire and it was intense. Deidara fired a bunch of snakes made of clay at me and they wrapped around me and I flared up an aura of lightning and neutralized them. I punched Deidara in the stomach and kicked him in the face. I punched him in the face and stomach numerous times and kicked him in the chest and I fired a powerful blast of lightning and it went into his right hand mouth and it overloaded his hand and blew it open from the inside and blew his whole right hand off.
Me: You still haven't changed at all Deidara. Even after all that time in hell, you still haven't learned anything except only how to destroy. One would think a man with your kind of experience would learn how to just stop, give up and walk away you blond hair gay bitch. In all honesty I don't know what Lord Onoki was thinking when he was training you. Letting a mentally unstable fuckpot like you be a member of the Rock's Explosion Corps is beyond me. Just look at you, you are nothing but a fucked up freak of nature.
Deidara then went at me while bleeding profusely and he punched and kicked at me and I dodged all of his strikes like they were nothing. I kicked him in the face and pushed him back.
Me: EXPLOSION STYLE: LANDMINE FIST!
After establishing direct contact with their opponent through a simple punch, the user utilises Explosion Release to subsequently generate an enormous explosion from the opponent's insides. This explosion is powerful enough to completely obliterate an opponent far larger than the user. Due to the directionality of the blast, the user minimises any potential repercussions, such as being struck by resultant debris and even recoil appears to be completely negated.
I punched Deidara and a massive explosion blew Deidara far and sent him crashing into a rock. He got up. He sent a massive armada of spiders and birds and creatures made of his clay and I ran fast as they were exploding and I fired a massive barrage of fire and lightning and earth blasts as well as powerful atomic energy blasts and they were blowing much of the landscape apart in powerful and deadly explosions. The explosions were decimating the desert landscape around us all over.
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The explosions were going all over the planet like wildfire and more. It was a massive war zone! The landscape of the desert had massive flaming embers all over and it was all on fire.
When we stopped, Deidara was panting hard and he was getting weaker and weaker because of using so much chakra all at once. I on the other hand wasn't in the least bit exhausted.
Me: It's over Deidara. You're finished.
Deidara: I am far from finished!
Me: There's no point in continuing this fight. You're too weak to do anything.
Deidara: I will not die until you die with me!
He ripped off his shirt and unstitched a seal on his chest and it was another mouth and he fed it clay.
Me: Not this time!
I fired a powerful blast of energy into his chest mouth and it overloaded him and he exploded in a massive explosion of blood and guts and he was splattered all over the place as a massive pile of blood mist. Killing him instantly.
Deidara's spirit then appeared.
Me: Hell is just too good for you Deidara. It's better if you weren't born at all.
I held out my hand to him.
Me: HAKAI!
Deidara glowed purple and he was being obliterated in an instant as he was screaming in pain. Then he was gone forever as if he was never born at all.
Me: Sorry old friend, but you brought all this on yourself.
I went to help everyone else.
BATTLE 2: Lily VS Jellyfish Warrior.
Lily was facing the Jellyfish Warrior.
Lily: I'm not afraid of you. You are gonna be dead like you were on TV. Owla! Spread my Wings!
Lily turned into Night Owl!
Lily: The Owl will make you his dinner.
Jellyfish Warrior: (Taunting) Ooh. I'm so scared!
Lily: You should be.
Lily flew at the Jellyfish Warrior and kicked him in the face and punched him in the head and punched him in the stomach and she slashed him all over with her Star Sword and fired powerful energy blasts at him and they hit him and exploded. The Jellyfish Monster then exploded all over the place in a massive explosion of fire!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lily: You give jellyfish everywhere a really bad name.
Lily won.
Battle 3: Spiderman VS Vanitas
Spiderman was facing Vanitas. Spiderman went at him and punched him and fired a powerful web blast. Vanitas flared up a powerful amount of fire and broke free of the web. Vanitas fired powerful blasts of fire and Spiderman with his spider sense dodged all his blasts and he swooped in and kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the chest and back. Spiderman then punched him in the crotch and kicked him in the nose and broke it. Vanitas fired powerful blasts of fire at him and Spiderman dodged them and Vanitas jumped into the air and Spiderman jumped high and kicked him in the back and landed on his back and punched him all over in the back of the head. He then landed a powerful punch to his face and kicked him in the chest and knocked him down.
Spiderman: Thanks for the good workout, Vanny!
Vanitas: Joke now, Parker. But you've just made a powerful archenemy today! And trust me. You will definitely need those with most of your main enemies out action. (leaves through a dark portal)
Spiderman: I have that to look forward to.
We regrouped and we were back in the colony.
Me: That's that. But we still have the exterminator to take care of.
Syd Chang then made a Loon Call outside.
Me: That's a loon call! The exterminator is here!
Beast Wars Inferno: We will protect the good of the colony! Inferno, TERRORIZE!
Inferno transformed.
Flik: This is for ants everywhere!
Me: Lets get him!
Lucas: This is gonna be awesome!
Zoc: PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
We were ready for anything!
We went outside and we saw STAN BEALS!
Lana: That's him! Stan Beals!
Lucas: We won't let him get his hands on the colony.
Me: Lets get him!
Syd: We won't let you hurt these ants!
Stan: C'mon! You're really gonna hurt me for doing my job?
Syd: Yeah we are!
We went at Stan and Syd punched him in the face with incredible force and she formed a plant sword and slashed him with it and the acid from the blade burned him and Clyde kicked him all over with a flying flurry of kicks. I fired a powerful blast of energy at him and it hit his face and exploded. Burning him. Lincoln and Linka fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over and Nico fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him and then he fired a powerful blasts of fire at him and burned him in powerful explosions. Lori blew him around with powerful blast of wind and Luna and Lily fired powerful blasts of water at him and drenched him all over and Oceanus Shenron fired powerful wind energy blasts at him and they hit him all over and blew him all over the place in powerful explosions. Laney entangled him in powerful bramble vines and they squeezed him and crushed him and Lynn fired a blast of lava into his eyes and burned him. Inferno fired energy blasts at him from his blaster and they hit him and exploded. Lisa threw powerful chemical bombs at him and they hit him and exploded all over and Dexter fired powerful blast of energy from ion laser blasters and they hit Stan and exploded all over. The wasps and hornets stung him all over the place. Gypsy fired a powerful blast of energy from her wings and Mothra fired powerful rainbow lasers from her antennae and the blasts hit Stan and exploded all over. Carol fired a powerful focused blast of atomic energy with Shin Godzilla's atomic breath from her hands and they cut the pesticide tank and caused it to explode in a massive fireball.
Ben: Here's a new Ultimate form!
Ben then turned into a new Ultimate form. It was Ultimate Water Hazard! He had a much bigger carapace body, big lobster claw hands as well as six legs coming out of his chest.
Ben: ULTIMATE WATER HAZARD!
Me: Whoa! An Evolved Orishan!
Shanan: Incredible! I've never seen an evolved Orishan before.
Riley: Incredible,
Ultimate Water Hazard: Watch what it can do.
He fired a massively powerful blast if water at Stan and drenched him all over from head to toe. He was completely soaked to the marrow.
Me: Time for some teamwork!
Hun Gurr: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his sonic stun gun 100-fold.
Clayface: This guy picked the wrong people to face. GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his powers 100-fold.
Hun Gurr and Clayface: SONIC STUN HAMMER SLAM!
Clayface turned his arm into a huge hammer and Hun Gurr fired his sonic stun gun and the blast merged with it and Clayface slammed his hammer onto Stan's foot with a very sickening crunch!
CLANG! CRUNCH!
Stan screamed in pain as he was hopping around like a little girl.
G1 Snarl: Me, Snarl, ready! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his strength and tail power 100-fold.
Molly Molloy: Time for some plant pain! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her planet powers 100-fold.
Molly Molloy and G1 Snarl: SUPER PLANT HAMMER SMASH!
Molly formed a huge plant hammer and she and Snarl slammed it on his foot and it broke it with incredible force.
CLANG! CRUNCH!
Stan: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
Nico: Thats gotta hurt!
Me: Time for some Final Smash power!
Lisa: Right! PERIODIC TABLE SPIRIT STRIKE!
Lisa fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy and it formed into the symbols of the Periodic Table and it slammed into Stan and exploded.
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Dexter: Never terrorize the world of insects again! NEUROTOMIC POWER BLAST!
Dexter fired a powerful blast of green energy and it hit Stan and exploded.
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Beast Wars Inferno: Time for you to burn! FIRESTORM BLASTER STRIKE!
Beast Wars Inferno fired a powerful blast of fire from his blaster and it hit Stan and set him on fire.
Flik: This is for all ants everywhere! DANDELION POWDER BURN SNEEZE!
Flik fired a powerful cloud of dandelion seeds and they hit Stan and covered him. He was sneezing like there was no tomorrow.
Dot (A Bugs Life): TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
Buzz: Hey that's my line!
Dot: Sorry I couldn't resist. SEED PLANT PULVERIZER!
Dot fired a powerful cloud of seeds and they buried Stan in seeds.
Atta: Time for this queen to fly and strike! BIRDSTRIKE MEGA PECK STORM!
Atta did an amazing bird call and millions of birds from all over pecked Stan and it really hurt him.
Lucas: You are not welcome in the world of our insect friends! SUPER INSECT MEGABLAST!
Lucas, the ants and Insects fired a massive blast of energy and it hit Stan and exploded with incredible power.
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The explosion sent Stan crashing into a fire hydrant.
Me: Nice!
Nico: Stan Beals you have failed this world!
We returned to our normal size and we had won.
Lucas: Awesome! (To the viewers) It was so cool helping Team Loud Phoenix Storm and my friends in the ant world.
Me: It sure was. You were awesome Lucas.
Lucas: Thanks J.D. One more thing to take care of though.
Lucas was in the backyard and then Steve came.
Steve: There you are. We've been looking for you. I think someone's overdue for a dogpile!
Lucas: How about you leave me alone Steve!?
Steve: And what are you gonna do about it? I'm big and you're small.
We appeared behind him and I tapped him on the shoulder.
Me: You may want to rephrase that Little Man. (Cracks Knuckles)
Nico: Unless you want us to pulverize you into pulp.
Sakura Haruno then gave Steve an atomic wedgie and he screamed like a little girl. Steve then ran away crying home.
Me: Yeah you'd better run!
Lucas: That was so awesome!
Me: Thanks Lucas. Just remember that you have a good heart no matter what anyone else says.
Lucas: I will J.D. Thank you so much.
Me: Anytime buddy.
We went back home to the estate. Stan Beats was declared insane after that intense beating and he was committed to the Saturn Insane Asylum.
THE END
Another Fanfiction and Awesome Movie complete.
The Ant Bully from 2006 was an awesome movie! It was both funny, awesome and action packed! It was awesome! It was an awesome example of humans and insects working together. Deidara was one screwed up freak of nature and I'm glad he's dead. Next up is a dark version of Konan and we're gonna be in for one helluva fight with the paper angel of the Rain. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you think. Next up is Valentines Day and buckle your seatbelts because we're going to do the Most Dangerous Race in the world from that 3 Part Episode of Speed Racer. We're going to do the Alpine Race and that is gonna be one helluva dangerous race! Dark Cupid is gonna make a surprise return to ruin it!
See you all tomorrow.
