At the estate, things were really quiet as everyone else was watching TV and reading books. But some of us were missing.

May: Where are J.D. and the others?

Nico: I sent them to see Dr. Lopez to get rid of any negative Psychological issues that they might have.

Sora: Don't you think that's a little harsh?

Nico: Well, J.D. had doubts about himself just a few weeks ago. And Lynn, Lori, and Lola have been arguing with a lot of fellow heroes recently. And who knows what issues the others Loud Kids have? They basically brought this on the themselves.

FLASHBACK 1

While Lincoln was out on a date with Paige and Ariel's sisters, and everyone else was out at the mall, Nico went into Lincoln's room and pulled out Lincoln's walkie-talkie from his drawer. He was gonna talk to Clyde.

Nico: Clyde are you there?

Clyde: Nico? What's up man?

Nico: Well, I need your help. I've been noticing some strange behavior problems in J.D, Lincoln and his siblings and I think the battles we've had over the last few weeks have taken a toll on their minds.

Clyde: Lincoln told me all about all that. I think I've got just the thing for them. My psychologist and therapist Dr. Miranda Lopez might be willing to help them out.

Nico: You mentioned Dr. Lopez many times before. She must be really good.

Clyde: She is the best and if there is one person that can help J.D. and everyone out, it's her.

Nico: Thanks man. I owe you one.

Clyde: No problem.

FLASHBACK 1 ENDS

Maria: Boy those were stressful.

May: Yeah.

Nico: I know.

Maria: Nico, you realize that J.D, and the others might be pissed at you when they get back, right?

Nico: If the therapy session works, then them getting mad at me will be worth it.

Adrien: And here I thought you knew that J.D. wouldn't turn out like the Justice Lords.

Nico: I do still think that about J.D. The battle against your dad proved that to me. But I can't guarantee the same about the rest of the Loud Kids. What's to stop them from flying down, ripping of the roof of the White House, and grabbing the President right out of the oval office?

Marinette: Come on Nico, they wouldn't even resort to that.

Chloe Bourgeois: Yeah.

Nico: I know. But I still worry about him.

Syd Chang: But J.D. will be helped after everything that happened.

Carly: Yeah he will be okay.

Nico: Carly, how did you and Kimiko first meet each other?

Carly: That is an amazing story.

Kimiko: It was a memorable story.

FLASHBACK 2

Kimiko: (Narrating) We met each other in a New York City Middle School. I was on a special foreign exchange program and I saw Carly being picked on by bullies.

Bully 1: Look at the little freak!

Bully 2: You are a little bitch that doesn't belong here.

Past Kimiko: Hey!

The bullies saw her.

Past Kimiko: Leave her alone you jerks!

Bully 1: And what are you gonna do about it?

Past Kimiko punched a bully in the face with incredible force and knocked him out.

Bully 2: Why you!? Now you are gonna get it bitch!

The bullies charged at Kimiko and she punched and kicked them all over the place with incredible power and sent them crashing into the lockers and walls. Knocking them out.

Past Carly: Wow! That was awesome!

Past Kimiko: Thanks. I'm a 9th Degree Black Belt. Lets all that from Japan.

Past Carly: That is so cool! Sorry I'm Carly Douglas.

Past Kimiko: Kimiko Tohomiko. I'm on a foreign exchange program.

Past Carly: Welcome to America.

Past Kimiko: Thank you.

Carly: (Narrating) Ever since then we became really good friends and almost like sisters.

Kimiko: When I went to the Xiaolin Temple, I would always talk to Carly on the Computer and share about our adventures.

FLASHBACK 2 ENDS

Nico: Wow! That is so awesome.

Omi: (Tibetan Accent) I've always wondered how you two met.

Raimundo: That is really cool.

Clay: (Southern Accent) That there is a really cool story.

Carly: Thanks guys. Kimiko, do you think Master Fong has room for another student?

Kimiko: I'm sure he would be more than honored to teach you.


Later in the middle of the city we were at the building of Dr. Miranda Lopez. Lynn Sr. and Rita were with us and so was my daughter Nicole.

Me: Well this is it.

Lori: Lets go.

We went in and checked in for our appointment.

Later we went into the office of Dr. Miranda Lopez. She was a Mexican descent woman with beautiful black hair, brown eyes and she had a white lab coat and a red shirt and black skirt and black shoes.

Dr. Lopez: (Spanish Accent) J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and these must all be the Loud Family.

Me: That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you doctor. Clyde has told us so much about you and gives good references of you.

Dr. Lopez: That's very sweet of him.

Me: He speaks so highly of you and how you help him and his dads.

Dr. Lopez: I do my best for him. How shall we start?

Me: Well (To the Loud Siblings) ladies first.

Lori: Thank you J.D.

LORI

Lori went first and Nicole was there for support.

Dr. Lopez: So what is your relationship with your family?

Lori: Well I am the oldest sibling in my family. Normally...things at home can be pretty...chaotic. I'd be on the phone talking with my boyfriend, in fact, that's what all my siblings think I do...

Dr. Lopez looked at her skeptically.

Lori: ...Ok ok I do talk on my phone a lot, but that doesn't mean I don't take note of my siblings' activities. Leni is usually going on about the latest fashion trends, Luna is always thinking of a new song, Luan is always cracking corny jokes, Lynn keeps trying to make every little thing she does into a sport... Lincoln...he's busy reading his favorite comics, Ace Savvy. It's his favorite superhero. Lucy is busy writing poems, and I wish she'd stop popping up at random. I swear, one of these days, she's literally going to wound up punched in the face if she does that to a random person. Laney is always reading books and trying to help out whenever like she's a sweet angel. Lana and Lola usually fight over something trivial, and when they aren't, Lana is either feeding her reptiles and Lola is looking at herself in a mirror to keep up her pageantry. Lisa is always in her room working on whatever experiment she has in mind, and Lily, being the youngest... just does whatever she wants. She's a photographer.

Dr. Lopez: I see. Given how you keep a close eye on your siblings, would you say you have a strong relationship with them?

Lori: Yes...yes I do. My sisters and brother often think I'm this self-absorbed person that just pushes them around due to the fact I'm the oldest. Unfortunately...they were right about that to a degree...but that doesn't mean I don't love them. I love everyone in my family even though I didn't show it that often, and even if I did have to threaten them, I'm only doing what's best for them. Any time mom and dad leave the house, I'm always put in charge. None of my siblings like this because I'm practically this drill sergeant and I have them spend the rest of the night in their rooms.

Dr. Lopez: What's your reasoning for this?

Lori: If I let them do whatever they wanted, we literally wouldn't have a house to live in."

Nicole: Before we turned our house into a multi-million dollar mansion castle, The Loud kids only lived in a 1,400 square foot house. Really small.

Dr. Lopez: I see.

Lori: Yes. When I was 9, my parents felt it was ok for me to start looking after everyone else while they went out. I only had 6 siblings then at the time, as Lucy was just a few months old. I was both excited and nervous because I didn't want to let my parents down, but at least we could finally have some freedom. I just let everyone do what they wanted and we had few issues. But as the family grew both in size and age...things got crazier...

Flashback 3 - 2012

A 13 year old Lori was running around the house, trying to control her siblings. Rita and Lynn Sr. went out to the movies roughly two hours ago, and the eldest sibling was growing increasingly worried that they'd be home any minute.

Young Lori: Lynn, stop playing soccer in the house!

She ducked as the aforementioned ball came screaming at her.

She growled spotted an infant Lisa doodling on the wall.

Young Lori: Lisa, you can't write on the wall!

Lori took the crayon from her and the teen was a bit shocked to see her doodle was actually some sort of math problem. This made the baby start to cry, making Lori cringe.

Young Lori: Ok ok, you can write...for five minutes!"

Young Lisa blew a raspberry at her before giggling. The 13 year old then spotted the twins, only 2 years old, fighting over a doll.

Young Lola: Mine!

Young Lana: Mine!

They were fighting and Lola took the doll with more force and bopped her twin on the head.

BOP!

Enraged, Lana pounced on her. Their big cloud of violence moved about throughout the living room, nearly hitting Young 7-Year-Old Lincoln, 3-Year Old Laney and 4-Year OldLucy who were sitting on the couch. The duo was too engrossed watching A.R.G.G.H.! to pay attention to their surroundings. Young Laney was reading a book.

Young Lori: Not again...

However, she needed to get Lynn who was still kicking a ball around the house. Amazingly, the girl hadn't broken anything yet.

Young Lori: Leni, can you wrangle the twins?! I gotta get Lynn!

Young Leni poked her head out of the kitchen before quickly going back in to get some water. Lori had no idea what she was going to do, but she hoped it would quell those two beasts. Lori chased Lynn up the stairs, the 9 year old taunting her all the while. Lynn was already growing to be quite the quickster, as the 13 year old had issues catching her, to the point the teen lost track of that sports fanatic. Growing increasingly frustrated, Lori decided to use her brains instead of her muscle.

Young Lori: Ok Lynn, you win~! I'll let you play soccer all you want~!

Lori then ducked into one of the rooms.

Young Lynn poked her head out of the closet at the end of the hall, checking for any signs of the blonde. Thinking she lost her, Lynn hummed to herself while kicking the ball repeatedly into the air. As she made her way to the steps, the little jock failed to notice someone creeping up behind her.

Young Lori: Gotcha!

She tackled her. Unfortunately, this caused them both to tumble over the steps. Lori quickly braced herself so she'd take most of the brunt force while protecting the 9 year old in her arms. When they reached the bottom, the two girls suddenly found custard on their faces.

A 10 year old Luan laughed.

Young Luan: Guess whose got pie on their face?"

Lori and Lynn groaned in annoyance. Having found her passion for comedy when she was 8, the little girl was doing her best to become an aspiring comedian. Lynn Sr. definitely approved of her jokes, but to everyone else? Not so much. You'd think after two years she might have gotten better. Meanwhile, 11-Year-Old Luna came and sat down next to her siblings on the couch. Being only 11, she was quite troubled with wondering what kind of activity she'd be interested in. This was especially worrisome as Luan and Lynn seemed to have found their passions quite early. The little girl wasn't too interested in watching something about ghosts, so she grabbed the remote to change the channel.

Young Lincoln: Hey! We were watching that!

Young Laney: I wasn't.

Young Luna: Sorry Lincoln, but I'm not that interested in spooky stuff...

Young Lucy: Spooookeeey...

Young Lincoln: Well me and Lucy were here first, so give me that!

However, Luna wasn't so keen on giving up control of the TV. Pretty soon, all 3 siblings were squabbling over the remote.

Leni came back with a pitcher and doused water on the twins, hoping to put out their little flame war.

Young Leni: You guys seemed heated, so I wanted to cool you down!

However, she was met with looks of anger before Lola and Lana turned their aggression towards her. This caused an even larger fight that quickly drew everyone else in. The trio first bumped into the siblings on the couch, causing them to get involved with the brawl before slamming into Lori, Lynn, and Luan, the former two still busy getting pie off their face. At this point, the only sibling not involved in the brawl was little Lisa, who stared at them with a bored expression. Lori ended up getting thrown out of brawl and slammed into the wall. Her impact caused a few pictures above her to fall on her head as a result. Being 13 years old, puberty was beginning to hit her hard. She was already wearing braces to correct her teeth, had a few zits, and more importantly, she was prone to sudden changes of emotion or expressing it in extreme volumes. Lori looked at her quarreling siblings as her anger built up. Her face turned red as she started grinding her teeth, something you shouldn't be doing when you have braces. All they had to was listen to her for just one second. Was that too hard to ask? In the Loud House, apparently so.

Young Lori: (ENRAGED!) THAT'S IT!"

Her voice boomed, causing everyone to stop what they were doing. Lori stood up with the look of pure rage etched on her face, making her siblings shrink in fear.

Young Lori: ALL OF YOU ARE SPENDING THE REST OF THE NIGHT IN YOUR ROOMS, DOING NOTHING! AND IF I HEAR SO MUCH AS A PEEP, I'LL TURN YOU INTO A HUMAN PRETZEL! IS THAT CLEAR?!

Young Lincoln: But we-

Young Lori: I SAID IS THAT CLEAR?!"

Everyone nodded before hurriedly scampering up the stairs. Lori breathed heavily for a few moments before taking in the mess around her. Giving a heavy sigh, the teen started the long process of cleaning up the living room and the kitchen. By the time Rita and Lynn Sr. got home, she was passed out on the couch. It was oddly quiet for the first time in the Loud House, but the parents didn't question what Lori did. All they knew, is that she did a good job watching over everyone.

FLASHBACK 3 ENDS

Lori: And that was the first time I yelled at any of them.

Nicole: I remember hearing about that when we were on our Worldwide Adventure. It was how you came up with that threat for turning them into Human Pretzels.

Dr. Lopez: I see. And how did you feel about that Lori?

Lori: Terrible...I didn't want to have to do it, but they literally drove me so far up the wall I just...lost control of myself..."

Dr. Lopez: I can understand that. Your patience was worn thin by that point. But why do your siblings see you as nothing but bossy?

Lori: I wanted to make up to them for that incident, but as most would say...puberty was a bitch...still is. My emotions would get out of control and I would end up saying the wrong thing, I keep acting selfish at times when it's unwarranted...and when it comes to watching over the house when our parents are gone, if being bossy and mean was the only way they'd listen to me, then that's what I just stuck with...I realized this made me look like a bad sister in their eyes, but if I can't really change their minds, then might as well be the sister they think I am.

Dr. Lopez: But in the end, you still love them with all of your heart right?

Lori nodded.

Lori: Over the past 3 years of watching them, it feels like I've grown up so fast...I practically know what mom feels like when she raised us but...this is the real confusing part for me. I'm always there for my siblings, or try to be, for the most part, and I always take joy in watching them accomplish stuff on their own, but to me it feels...empty...like I want to be with them for the most part, but I get this knot in my stomach knowing that I'm close to going to college and leaving the house...I'm just not sure what they'd do without me, if that makes sense.

Dr. Lopez: Hmm...

Miranda tapped her chin with her pen.

Dr. Lopez: Would you say you've done something very selfish and crazy?

Lori: I had this deal with my siblings that I'd offer them free rides in exchange for doing my chores...they didn't like it so much, and decided to help Leni earn her license. Now, Leni is old enough to drive with a permit, but being she's...Leni...she's failed her test so many times like a certain sponge that Lily knows. I'm actually surprised the DMV allows her to re-take it so many times. Thanks to my sisters, but mainly Lincoln, she learned to drive properly...

Tears started to form in her eyes.

Lori: (Crying) But for some reason... I just couldn't let her succeed. I wanted to be the one to give her lifts to wherever she wanted to go... doing so made me feel warm inside knowing I'm helping my siblings. So...I ended up sabotaging Leni's mind to get her to fail her test..."

A few tears slid down her cheeks.

The doctor now had a clearer picture and had one theory in mind. However, just to be sure...

Dr. Lopez: Lori, do you see yourself as being a 'second mother' to your sisters and brother?"

The teen gave a confused look, not sure where Miranda was going with this.

Lori: Um...I guess? Might be because I've watched over them a lot while growing up.

Dr. Lopez: Well, you may not know it, but I believe you have an issue where you're afraid of seeing your siblings becoming independent.

Lori's eyes went wide at this.

Lori: W-Wait, how can that be true?"

Dr. Lopez: Well being a mother your self biologically and after watching your siblings over the last few years, you've clearly developed a strong bond with them. I'm not sure how often your parents leave them in your care, but you do seem to take a lot of pride in the fact you care for them to the point it almost feels like you're raising them yourself. As a mother, it's not uncommon to be worried about your babies growing more independent to the point they leave the nest. You know that, at some point, they'll be your age and be ready to leave the house just like you will soon. And as you said, you feel as if you know how Rita felt when she was raising you. As such, you find yourself as being something like a mother to the others. Well, you may not know it, but I believe you have an issue where you're afraid of seeing your siblings becoming independent.

Lori: I think I see what you mean. But I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Ever since I've had my dark side removed, I feel like I've been purified.

Dr. Lopez: I'm glad. I heard about the stressful battle you've had to endure with Hawk Moth. It was tough to not kill him after all the pain he caused. But it was for a good cause to bring his family back together.

Lori: I know. Nico literally told us what happened and we were surprised.

Dr. Lopez: That's good that he's looking out for everyone.

Lori was done and better than ever.

LENI.

Leni was up next.

Dr. Lopez: So Leni, what is it that you like to do?

Leni: I'm a fashion designer.

Nicole: Leni makes all our clothes and she is a great fashion designer.

Nicole got up and showed her awesome trench coat.

Nicole: Most of our family has amazing clothes like this.

Dr. Lopez: That's amazing.

Leni: Thank you.

Dr. Lopez: So what is troubling you?

Leni: Well I still have problems with the stress of the battle with Hawk Moth. I can still remember some of my idiot moments, like the time I thought Lily's crib was a prison, the fact I thought I was blind when my eyes were closed, or the time I thought there was a solar eclipse because my shades were down, or the time I thought our kitchen was in the mall (and I was like, so mad at Luan for that prank...) and that's just a few examples. I could go all day about my dumb moments...by some miracle I found my pills in my dresser last night. If I didn't, we likely wouldn't be having this conversation..."

Dr. Lopez: Sad to see a nice girl like her have to suffer so much. If there was one thing you could change, what would it be?

Nicole: What pills Leni?

Leni handed Nicole a container full of pills.

Nicole: Hmm. These are A.D.D. Pills. Leni we didn't know all this.

Leni: Yeah that's why I've been so focused and all that.

Leni shuffled a little in her seat.

Leni: I want my family to stop treating me like I'm an older Lily... I know they make stuff sim...sim...simpler for my sake, but I'm 16! I'm not a child anymore! Sure I can be tricked quite easily at times, but it hurts when they use that against me! Even when I'm being a bit dumb, I'm still smart in certain things.

Dr. Lopez: Such as?

Leni: Well, as you've seen, I'm totally into fashion and design, and I could make almost any piece of fabric into clothing. Like, a couple times I turned Christmas decorations into a nice dress, though mom doesn't like it when I do that, but the reason I do it is because it's the only thing I have the best understanding of and it helps me keep a wider focus on things when I'm not taking my pills. I once actually made a bed frame for Lori when she told me to make her bed.

Dr. Lopez: Wait, so you actually designed a newer frame when all she wanted was for you to organize her sheets?

Leni nodded.

Leni: I can also pick locks and make the best smoothies."

Nicole: Yeah. She made a really good kale, mango and kiwi smoothie for my brother Jared.

Miranda wrote this down.

Dr. Lopez: Well, if what you say is true, then you might have a decent career in creative design Leni.

Leni: Really?!

The doctor nodded.

Dr. Lopez: Now, given what we've discussed, you have insecurities about being viewed as the idiot in your family, harsh as that sounds. The easiest way to change this is by remembering to take your medication. Normally I would keep this closed but since you are aware of what your parents are doing, you'll have to tell them that you know they've been slipping meds into your drinks. However, in order to be not be viewed as 'the dumb one', I would suggest taking your medication more often. If you start to forget, remind yourself to leave a note out that will convince you take it again in the future. Also, you mentioned they only last for a few hours. Mind if I see your case?

Leni pulled her small case out and handed it to the doctor. Miranda took one of the pills out and examined it carefully. Little did most know, the Hispanic woman has a minor in medicine as well, just incase her psychology job didn't work out.

Dr. Lopez: Hmm...these are decent, but for you I think a stronger stimulant would be more beneficial.

Leni: A stim...what?"

Dr. Lopez: Basically something that will increase a certain part of your brain to help you focus better. A preferably one that gives you less side effects...

Leni: Oh. Okay.

Leni got better and we had no idea she was taking medicine to help her.

LUNA

Next up was Luna.

Luna: It's a pleasure to meet you doc.

Dr. Lopez: Same to you Luna. So tell me what you do.

Luna: Well, not to brag, but I'm what puts the loud in Loud of our family. I make the place rockin' day and night, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. If my sisters and bro need some music, I'm the one they turn to.

Dr. Lopez: And judging by your attire, I'd say you're interested in rock and roll?

Luna: Heavily mate.

Dr. Lopez: So when did you start getting into the music industry?"

Luna: Now that's a long story. Unlike most of my sisters, I didn't exactly have a 'special talent' when I was little, you know? I guess if you use my brother as a divider, I'm the middle child of my teenaged sisters. There were times I had felt like the only one who couldn't carry a beat, as both my 2 older and 2 younger sisters found something they were good at. Lynn found she really liked sports when she was only 6, Leni got into fashion around that age, Lori found she was a decent speller (which would explain why she has that phone in her hands so much), and even Luan started taking up comedy in elementary school. As for me, I didn't know what I was good at."

The musician gave a sigh.

Luna: None of the stuff my sisters did got me goin', but it didn't bother me much. Not until I was in 7th grade at least by then I was getting worried I might not have any sort of skill like my sisters. But, over the past few years I found that I had really gotten into music, the classics to be exact; but even then, it just didn't feel like the real me. But all of that changed when I heard about the Rocking Boulders doin' a concert in town one day. The night I heard Mick Swagger sing and call me on the stage, it was then that I knew, that I was meant to be rockin' the world anywhere I go. And that's why to this day, I always viewed Mick as my hero, cause he showed me that I had the skills all along, but just didn't realize it. Besides singing and playing the axe, I still practice using a lot of other instruments."

Dr. Lopez: What kind of instruments do you know how to use?

The 15 year old started counting off her fingers.

Luna: Drums, the piano, the flute, tuba, trumpet, violin, the harp, I tried the banjo once, and of course, the guitar.

Dr. Lopez: Hmm, would you say that there isn't any instrument that you couldn't play?

Luna: Welp...maybe? I mean, when I usually get my hands on somethin' I haven't touched yet, I can figure it out within an hour or so. My sisters and bro do have some taste too, like Lincoln is pretty sick on the cello and Lucy can make a wicked tune on the organ and Laney can play a Saxophone really well. Lori isn't half bad on the trumpet either, even if she's a little off-key."

Dr. Lopez: Interesting.

Miranda noted, jotting something down.

Dr. Lopez: (In her head) Each of these girls are very gifted for their age. However, their conflicting personalities are quite obvious." (Out Loud) Ok, so I understand that you have a passion for the arts, particularly the rock genre. Has this at times come into conflict with your siblings?

Luna felt a little bummed out when asked that, as one particular situation came to mind.

Luna: There was this time that our family had signed up for the talent show at the fair. Many ideas were thrown around but we couldn't agree on anythin'. So I said 'Let's start a family band!', and of course they weren't keen on the idea since they didn't know how to play certain instruments. So, I just told them that it didn't matter as long as they had fun doin' it. We were havin' a good time until my roadie Chunk called me and said that Mick Swagger was gonna be scoutin' for talent at the fair. I really, really, REALLY wanted to make a good impression but knew my family wasn't that talented...long story short, I ended up forgetting about that one rule I said to them and made a huge jerk of myself...

Nicole: I don't remember that one.

Dr. Lopez: And how did that turn out?

Luna: Well, after meeting someone who ended up being Mick in disguise, I apologized for putting out bad vibes and we all took the stage and rocked it! Best Family Fun Fair I could remember.

Dr. Lopez: Sounds good. Now, my next question is going to stem from some of the things I've learned from your other siblings: has your musical talent annoyed your siblings at any point?

Luna: Sometimes...I get a bit too into my jam sessions to notice what I'm doin'. I get so pumped up from the riff of my axe that a few times I broke the neck of it, and I almost stage-dived Lily once..."

The guilt was evident in the last part of that sentence.

Dr. Lopez: (Shocked) Wait, you almost landed on the baby?"

Luna: Yeeeah...thankfully she was moved out of the way and I landed on my drum set. Aside from that, they only seem to get annoyed when I turn it up to 11 and talk in a British accent.

Dr. Lopez: So the accent you're speaking now, isn't your real voice?

Luna: Yeah. I idolized Mick a lot that I started talking more like a good ol' Brit soon enough. I practically forgot what my real voice sounded like.

Dr. Lopez: I see. I've asked this quite a few times with your other sisters in terms of the relationship you girls have with each other. However, I think I already have a clear picture given what I've heard so far. So in this instance, I'll narrow it down: what kind of relationship do you have with Lincoln? Do you feel he's very close to you?"

Luna: Is Lincoln close to me? He sure is. I'm his Guardian Sister. I would ask him to help me with a few things and he'd ask me for stuff, we'd both listen to various bands, Hell, I even went with him to his first SMOOCH concert. The other girls didn't like me doing that since I, on accident, ruined their experiences. But I wanted to prove them wrong and show them that I can make someone's first concert one to remember. It also helped that it was a rock band and not some boring opera or boy band. Lincoln actually got in trouble shortly after he told me to leave because this mall cop tricked him into illegally buying tickets just so he could put him in a cell. Kinda wish I could've smashed my axe on that guy's head. Luckily, I picked up the phone before anyone else did and got him out of there, even though I was caught pretending to be mom, I still owe Bobby for backin' us up then, but I sure proved my sisters wrong about me always ruining concert outings.

Dr. Lopez: I see.

Nicole: That's amazing that you had fun though.

Dr. Lopez: Anything else you want to add?"

Luna: Loads. When Lincoln was born, I was pretty excited at the fact we got a brother. I love my sisters, but it was so cool that we got a boy in the family now. Aside from mom, I was the second sister to hold him. Believe it or not, Lynn was the first, and she loved it. Sometimes I almost felt like a mom when I had to sing him to sleep if he was being fussy, but I always played with him when the others were busy, occasionally feed him, and me and Leni would argue over who gets to hold him when we go somewhere. He's drifted close to me since those days, even if we aren't as close as we used to be. I do the same thing with Lily even, though I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to be anywhere near me after what happened.

Dr. Lopez: Aside from recent events, has your relationship with your brother had pitfalls? Like, has he done anything to make you upset or vice versa?"

Luna regretfully nodded.

Luna: There have been times where I've been actin' jerkish to him. There was this one instance where he mapped out a seat in the van called 'the sweet spot' and like my sisters, I got jealous and wanted to have it for myself. No offense to Vanzilla, but you get tired of restin' your bums on soggy, sticky seats next to broken windows all the time. Another time was when we all went shopping and he made a deal with mom to get the groceries in order to get some Zombie Bran. All of us wanted treats too and, I took his cereal from him and we ended up fighting a ruthless criminal that escaped from prison and it was a very thrilling adventure. But it ended up destroying the store.

Nicole: I remember that. The FBI was after that guy.

Luna: Yeah. But we made it up to Lincoln since it was that criminal's fault that he didn't get his prize, but that was still a low note, on the other side, bro can be selfish or clumsy at times. He had a bad habit of clogging the only toilet in the house with stuff that shouldn't go in that tube, like a sweater. Last time we thought that he clogged it with a Princess Pony book, when in actuality it was Lucy's book. He's more into Ace Savvy and boy stuff, not girly girl things.

Luna then described the only time she ended up blasting Lincoln into the wall with her extremely loud speakers. Thankfully, he only suffered some temporary hearing loss. Miranda was starting to notice a pattern at this point. Whenever Luna acted like a jerk, her sisters seemed to be acting the same way, almost as if they had some kind of mob mentality. She wrote this down in her notes to bring it up later.

Luna: The best I did was try to help him through music, as it always helps me out when I'm thinking of something. But Lincoln just isn't into music like I am. I'm not sure what he likes besides comics, but I do want to help him find his calling so he doesn't feel like he's draggin' the band down.

Dr. Lopez: Well then, I think it's wonderful that you're helping your brother in trying to realize what he's good at.

Luna: Right.

Dr. Lopez: Now, another thing I want to bring up is your interactions with your brother during certain times. When you talked about the times you've acted selfish towards him, you also said your sisters acted the same way. Whether this is based on coincidence due to having similar ideals, I'm not certain, but it doesn't seem like you act out on your own in these situations. The only time you have is when you admitted to being selfish when it came to the incident involving the family fair. It seems that you girls act as one without realizing it, though it appears it often devolves into infighting, particularly when your brother comes up with the idea in the first two examples you've given me."

Luna wasn't too sure how to make sense of this bit of information.

Luna: So, like, are you saying when us girls act selfish, we tend to think too much of ourselves and be inconsiderate of our brother?

Dr. Lopez: It could also stem from jealousy of the fact none of you thought of it yourselves before it was too late, so you try to bend the rules to suit your needs, but this only exacerbates the problem into unnecessary conflict.

Luna: That, does make a lot of sense. Lincoln did say he spent 8 months scouting out for that seat in the van. We ended up almost tearing the car apart in the process and he made a deal with mom to get the groceries. We promised to help him shop, but all we did was goof around..."

Luna rubbed her head as she recalled the moment she used the store's PA system to play a guitar riff.

Luna: I'm thinking it probably leans more towards jealousy than anything else. I think I've been roped into the idea of wanting something for myself when I didn't plan in advance more than I would like to count. At least Lincoln always tends to plan ahead.

It suddenly dawned on the musician as to why Lincoln always makes up these plans with incredibly long names. He seems to be well-aware of how his sisters will act when they're in a group, and if anything, the girls have proved time and time again as to why he would have to stay a few steps ahead of them, especially if it's something he didn't want them to ruin: they would either want the same thing or try to force their opinions on him. Perhaps Dr. Lopez's theory of this mob mentality isn't too far-fetched, and Luna didn't like it one bit.

Shaking her head, Luna stood up.

Luna: Thanks for the time doc, but I think I'd like to leave now..."

Dr. Lopez: Are you sure?"

Luna: Yeah.

LUAN

Next was Luan.

Dr. Lopez: So Luan, from what I've heard, you're the family's comedian?"

Luan: Yep! I live and breathe it, as the price for laughter is getting everyone to smile!

Dr. Lopez: Would you say that you're pretty good at it?

Luan: For the most part yes. I run a website called Luan Out Loud's Comedy Channel, a video channel that hosts my various comedy routines. I also run a side business where I am hosted as a clown for birthday parties. Not only that, I practice ventriloquism, juggling, balloon animals, Miming, some baking on the side, and of course cracking jokes."

Dr. Lopez: I see. Well, to get us started, I want to get to know you better. I want to understand, how did you become Luan Loud.

Luan: Fire away admiral. (Laughs)

Dr. Lopez: So when exactly did you start practicing comedy? And on that note, why did it interest you so much?"

Luan scratched her head as she looked up at the ceiling.

Luan: Welp...I started getting into comedy when I was 7. During one day at school, I accidentally slipped on a banana peel and crashed into a teacher, making him fall on his butt. A lot of people laughed afterwards, and like most kids, I was embarrassed by it. I didn't think it was that funny, but others said I was hilarious in a good way. Before then, I hardly had any friends, and most people made fun of me because of my teeth. It's the reason why I wear braces to be honest. You know what my name was back in elementary school? It wasn't Luan Loud, it was Brace Face. I used to hide my teeth by wearing a fake smile mask sometimes, but it didn't work, even today some still call me that horrid name. I don't let it bother me as much as I used to, but I still get annoyed just by people mentioning my teeth. probably more than those stupid preppy girls who made fun of my so-called fashion sense, but still...

Nicole: Those kids are monsters!

Dr. Lopez: I'm no stranger to those situations. I've had a couple kids in the past who had visited me due to similar circumstances.

Luan: Wow. So when I accidentally made a fool of myself, I suddenly became a class clown. All the attention I got, it felt intoxicating I guess? If others were going to see me as some sort of comedian, then I figured I might as well give them what they want. I hit it off quite well as a practical joker. I used my own allowance to buy gags and do small time pranks on others, and sometimes on myself in the midst of my small time career. But over time I got too absorbed with the praise and got very cocky, and an attitude. I don't want to go into the details, but let's just say on one April Fools day I accidentally caused one of the school's water pipes to burst and it flooded half the building."

Nicole: Geez.

Luan: Oooh boy, I got such a grounding after that and was lucky enough to not get expelled."

Dr. Lopez: How'd you manage to do that?"

Luan: It was part of a prank?"

Dr. Lopez: Gonna need to get down to the reasoning behind these large scale pranks. What happened when you returned to school?

Luan: When I got back, instead of being appreciated as the class clown, I was shunned by the entire school for months. Not only was I called Brace Face, but I got a new name as well: Ms. Pipe-for-brains. Plus the added question of other kids asking me if I was ready for a flood. That was because I only wore a skirt.

The 14 year old gave a small blush at that.

Nicole: Bunch of stupid ingrates.

Luan: Mmm, I'm guessing this continued all throughout elementary?

Luan: Somewhat. I had a lot of time to think about where I went wrong, and after some advice from dad and doing some digging, I realized there was more to comedy than just cheap tricks and pranks. I didn't realized it at first, but despite everything that happened, I liked making others laugh. They usually say that laughter is the best medicine, and in order to do that, I had to learn to not only get others to laugh, I had to learn to laugh at myself. Since then, I started getting more into comedy, making puns, practicing juggling, and when I was 9, I purchased my first ventriloquist dummy, Colonel Crackers. He wasn't really working out, so over time I dumped him for a better dummy, my beloved Mr. Coconuts.

Dr. Lopez: So you've been practicing comedy since then?

Luan: Yeah. I gotta say I've really stepped up my game since I was little. I've gotten better at making jokes, I am a certified clown (I even met my friend Giggles at a Clown School), so I just love making little kids birthday parties quite entertaining. But one of my best acts is upping my pranking game. I've gotten plenty of good simple pranks to even some large scale ones.

Dr. Lopez: (Tilts her Glasses) Care to list any examples?"

Luan: Well, there's the simple pail on the door trick and the shaving cream/feather prank, but it's the biggest ones I save for my favorite holiday: April Fools.

Nicole: These pranks were pretty terrifying doctor. And some of us got seriously hurt because of it.

The 14 year old then went into detail on some of the pranks she had put out on that specific holiday for the past few years. Such acts included nailing all of the house furniture to the ceiling, covering the house in wrapping paper, trapping her siblings in jello, shaving off her sisters' eyebrows (even the pet's fur), timed flour bombs that would cover an entire room with the substance, misleading signs, embarrassing videos, sticky tape traps, and generally almost any pranks she wouldn't pull on a typical day. Miranda was quite surprised at the length of the list Luan was giving, and surmised that the other sisters' claims were very much true.

Dr. Lopez: Well, it seems you r-really enjoy April Fools Day.

Luan: Well duh! It's the only time of the year I get to go all out and unleash the prankpocolypse I have planned. But thankfully, after my dark side was removed, I don't do that anymore.

Dr. Lopez: Ok, but let me ask this Luan: I know you enjoy the holiday, but does your family share the same sentiments?

Luan: Well, they used to when I was younger, but over time they started to take measures to avoid my pranks. Lisa even built a bomb shelter in our backyard for the holiday. I think that's a tad overboard but, they can't avoid the Master Prankster forever. (Laughs)

Dr. Lopez: I see.

Miranda looked over her previous notes.

Dr. Lopez: Luan, this may be a bit personal but do your siblings not find you funny at times?

Luan: Well, not quite, they...

The comedian remembered all the times her siblings would just groan at the puns she made, some of which were understandable as the joke was clear as day, but some of the jokes she made could've knocked their socks off. Luan just didn't understand why her siblings didn't find them to be funny. Sure, there were a few occasions where they all had a good laugh, but this was few and far between. The only person in the house who seemed to laugh at every joke she made was her father, but that was only because they both have a shared sense of humor. It didn't help that at times Luan would also crack a joke during the most inappropriate times, and that says nothing about her pranks.

Luan: Ok you got me. They usually just groan at my jokes.

Nicole: Not all of us Luan. Dad and us love your jokes and so does Eddy. Most of us laugh now.

Luan: That's true.

Dr. Lopez: And if they don't seem to enjoy April Fools like you do, why go through with these large scale pranks if your family wants no part in them?

Luan: I just thought it'd be funny. I mean, you gotta admit, the wrapping paper joke was gold.

Nicole: I remember seeing that. That was clever.

Dr. Lopez: Well yes. I'll give you credit for the amount of dedication you put into your work, but I think it's clear that while you certainly enjoy the spirit of the holiday, your family certainly doesn't. I'm not too familiar with the rules of comedy, but I think you can help me with this one. Imagine that you're the headliner and your family is the audience.

Luan Nodded.

Dr. Lopez: I'm not sure if there are any rules to performing comedy, but is there some advice you can give?"

Luan: Easy. The basic rule of comedy is that both you and your audience must have a good time. You can have a good time telling all the puns, but your audience has to be able to understand it so they can get a good laugh.

Miranda wrote this down.

Dr. Lopez: I see...but during the last April Fools day, was your family laughing when you pulled pranks on them?"

The teen hesitated for a moment.

Luan: No?

Dr. Lopez: So when you pulled pranks on that holiday, you were the only one laughing, correct?"

Luan: Yes?

Dr. Lopez: So from the sound of it, it seems you've forgotten your own rule. I think you were at best pranking your family for your own enjoyment. Now, while your pranks have been top notch and unusual, they could also be potentially harmful. What if the furniture you nailed to the ceiling had come down on someone? The ceiling isn't exactly as stable as the ground floor after all, nor suitable for holding a 300 pound piece of furniture. Also, what if your siblings ended up suffocating in the gelatin? Also from last April, you said your brother had been attacked by raccoons from a prank you set up. What if one of them had rabies? Did you think about the potential consequences?

Luan looked at the floor in shame. She didn't realize that while her April Fools shenanigans were largely for her enjoyment, that she didn't see the possible side effects that her siblings could've gotten from them. Usually after every April Fools day, her sisters and brother shunned her for a few weeks, and she was grounded by her parents. But in the end, Luan thought it was worth it and they'd get over it soon enough, and she had an opportunity to out-do herself next year. But after going into detail about it with the therapist, even after having her dark side removed, Luan realized she looked more like a sadistic psychopathic loon who took joy in causing harm and suffering to others for a cheap laugh.

Luan: N-no, I h-hadn't looked at it that way.

Dr. Lopez saw that the girl was almost on the verge of crying, so she lent her the tissue box. One of the things she didn't like about her job was giving people the hard truth, because even she herself knew it was hard to face facts than to lie to yourself that everything was ok.

Dr. Lopez: Sorry about that Luan, but it had to be said.

Luan: I-It's fine. I, I just didn't realize it myself. I loved April Fools Day so much that I didn't care if someone got hurt as long as I found it funny and last A-April, I got hurt while stopping Nico's little brother Connor from doing more pranks.

She could remember the hurt and irritated look Connor had on his damaged face, not to mention his missing eyebrows, bandaged body, nearly bald head, black eye, sour lips, and his foot was stuck in a bucket and a mouse trap was on his arm and leg. All because she was protecting everyone from the wrath of Connor. The dam was starting to burst as tears streamed down Luan's cheeks when she realized this.

Luan: (Crying) I'm so sorry guys. I'm so sorry. What kind of sister just sits there and laughs as she causes o-others pain? W-Why didn't they stop me?...W-Why didn't mom and dad do something?!"

Nicole went over and comforted her.

Miranda watched Luan started to cry into her hands.

Luan: Did your family do anything to try to convince you to not go through with it in previous April Fools days?

Luan: Oh wait, they did try to reason with me! Sorry. They even locked me in a cage knowing what could happen! But what did I do?! I just brushed them aside just to see my pranks come true!"

More tears started flowing out, the guilt obviously taking its toll on her.

Luan: How could I do this to my own family, my parents are too afraid to stop me from doing any pranks until its too late. Is that it? Was my family too afraid to stop me when I get like this?

Dr. Lopez: Luan, I can assure you that your family isn't afraid of you anymore.

Luan: Then tell me Ms. Lopez. Why couldn't they do anything? It was literally 13 against 1. They all could've done something to stop me or am I just too much of a monster for them to do much?

Luan curled into a ball on the furniture.

Dr. Lopez: That, I can't answer Luan. But that's something we're going to figure out. When you saw your family on April Fools day, it's clear that you don't see them as the same family members you've lived with your entire life. I feel that there is a bigger reason as to why you were the way you are on April Fools Day and I believe it stems from your past.

Luan perked her head up.

Luan: My past?"

Dr. Lopez: You said yourself you had a hard time in grade school. You're free to correct me if I'm wrong on this but please bear with me. From what I believe, the reason you keep doing the things you do on April Fools is because you've been bottling up the hurt and anger you've gained from the constant teasing and ridicule by your peers. You wish to get back at them, but know you are unable to do so without consequence. It probably doesn't help that your siblings don't find your jokes funny most of the time, and as a result you turn your anger onto them when that day comes...is that right, or wrong?"

Luan stared back at the floor. While it was true that she hated the teasing she received from Abigail Sanchez and her posse long ago, she didn't think it would affect her all the way up to that point. She still saw herself as a monster who just pranked her family on the side for some extra laugh on top of the funny acts she performs for kids and her viewers online. What would others think if they saw this side of her? The comedian didn't have a clear understanding as to why she would go nuts on April Fools, believing she just had a major itch to get rid of by the time April 1st arrives. But the more she thought over Miranda's words, the more it made sense. Luan wished to prank the utter hell out of all of those who constantly berated her for something she can't control, something to make those bullies come to fear her and make them eat their words. However, such time has passed and she wasn't exactly much of a fighter back then until she got her powers. Luan may have forgotten what the bullies looked like, but she could never forget their harsh words, no matter how hard she tried. She found that outlet of revenge from her scared family, relishing in the fact they were powerless to stop her and lived in fear of her next big prank.

Luan: It's true...it has to be true, I loved the fact that my family was too powerless to do anything to stop me. I think at times, I didn't see them as family members, just the bullies I had years ago, putting me in a cage last April probably enforced this, not to mention the puns they made against me. I thought I didn't deserve to be treated like that, it just brought up one instance where I had been shoved into a locker.

Nicole gasped.

Luan: I begged for hours for someone to get me out, but it wasn't until school ended that one of the teachers finally found me in there. I felt the exact same way when my sisters and brother locked me in a cage. They all just laughed and refused, just like my bullies. I actually cried a bit during the night, but I grew angry and promised to make them all pay for that deed. Yet despite all that, the horrible conclusion was that I deserved Every. Second. Of it for treating my family and friends so horribly and worst of all, I took advantage of my brother's own feelings that day too. After all the pranks he went through, I was gonna have Ronnie Anne cap it by pieing him in the face, if I knew I was going to end up like this before my dark side was removed, I would've given up trying to be funny a long time ago."

Dr. Lopez: Possibly, but what else could you be good at Luan? You've invested so heavily in the art that it seems pretty hard to imagine you doing something else."

The 14 year old shook her head.

Luan: I, I don't know..."

Dr. Lopez: While you are very regretful of your actions, you still want to make kids happy right?"

The brunette nodded.

Dr. Lopez: And you still like to perform various acts for your social blog right?"

Luan: Yes?

Dr. Lopez: And do you wish to make it up to your family? Do you want to promise them that you won't go overboard next time April Fools rolls around?"

Luan: More than anything.

Dr. Lopez: Then Luan, you're still a dedicated comedian. You are NOT a monster, sure you have mis-aimed your hidden rage towards your family, but if you were being bullied, you could've at least talked with them about it. Have you done so in the past?

The teen shook her head.

Luan: I was too afraid to talk about it.

Dr. Lopez: Well, it's not too late to bring it up. After all, that's why you are here correct?

The girl nodded.

Luan: I want to make amends with my whole family.

Luan was ready to make amends.

LYNN

Lynn was up next.

Dr. Lopez: Would you say you've had a troubling relationship with your siblings before you became a good girl?

Lynn: It was rocky sure, but it didn't get like all of this. Before J.D. came I didn't talk with my older sisters much, but we do get along well. My younger sisters on the other hand, two of them I kinda have a few issues with, but with Lucy, Laney and Lana, I get along with just fine. It's a bit disappointing that almost none of them are into sports though.

Dr. Lopez: I see. In relation to your older siblings, is there a particular reason you don't associate with them?

Lynn: In all honesty, between Lori's bossiness, Leni's not-so-smartness, Luna's loud tunes and Luan's lame jokes, they make me irritated a lot, and since you might as ask about Lola and Lisa, well one's a brat, and the other thinks we're her personal guinea pigs.

Miranda could somewhat agree with that, particularly since the elder siblings already expressed themselves.

Dr. Lopez: And why do you seem close to Lana, Laney and Lucy?"

Lynn: That's easy. Out of the twins, Lana and Lola are like total opposites. Lola likes to be 'prim and proper' and 'showing some class' or whatever it is she goes on about, but Lana, she's like me. She's not afraid of getting dirty, she's a bit tough considering that she likes to wrestle gators, and the best part is she loves play fighting. She's probably the closest thing to a boy in the house besides myself and my brother.

The doctor noted the sadness on Lynn's face upon mentioning Lincoln. She'd bring him up in a minute, as she wanted to know the relationship between Lynn, Laney and Lucy.

Dr. Lopez: What about Lucy? What is she like?"

Lynn: She's an emo, plain and simple. Always dark, moody, and outright depressed. She loves the dark so much she always hides in the vents of the house writing poems.

The athlete gave a snort.

Lynn: She even spray painted the whole room black at one point. It was around the time we were supposed to start saving energy to save some polar bear. That made me really mad because it's not like she's the only one in there. Me and Laney are practically in the room whenever she's off hiding somewhere, and she keeps popping up out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of us! And don't get me started with her constant sighing. It gets annoying real fast. She's always like 'sigh'...'sigh'...'sigh'. Would it kill her to smile more for a change? Lucy always goes on with how depressing life is, but I hardly see it."

Nicole: Well goths do that.

Dr. Lopez: She doesn't sound like an ideal roommate for someone like you.

Lynn: You're right. She's not. In fact, we had such a big fight at one point that I decided that I couldn't sleep in the same room with her for a while."

Lynn lied back on the chair, arms spread apart.

Lynn: That was, until I realized I actually missed having her as my roommate, during the time I was staying with, another of my siblings. I saw her poetry book on the steps. I was about to just toss it elsewhere, but I decided to peek at it because I wanted to see what she gets so depressed about. That book, had some really deep stuff in there. I don't know much about poetry, but I could at least understand what it was mainly about. When Lucy says she writes poems to express her pain, it wasn't a figure of speech. She feels like she's always forgotten and no one cares about her. I even saw a poem where she just says hi to us and we all keep getting freaked out by it because we didn't see her coming. I guess that's a bad habit all of us do, but since she's so quiet in a house like ours, she often goes unnoticed at that point, I forgot about why we were fighting and wanted to make it up to her, but, I just couldn't.

Dr. Lopez: And what was the reason for your fight starting?"

Lynn paused for a moment.

Lynn: After having repainted the room back to it's normal color, I found out she spray painted over some of my clothes and gear and she said I should get over it, and she's right, I should have, but that didn't mean she was allowed to paint our room black. It took forever to wash all of that paint off my stuff! I didn't want to give her that satisfaction of making it seem like I was being a big baby about it.

Dr. Lopez: So how did you two manage to reconcile?

Lynn: My brother helped us make up, he was right about everything that happened then: me and Lucy missed each other but were too stubborn to admit it. I didn't think Lucy had much pride going for her, but I guess we aren't that different you know?

Dr. Lopez: I find it to be an interesting dynamic between you two. You seem to be energetic and joyful while Lucy seems to be more reserved and depressed, and yet you two still manage to make up even if it required an outside source. The love you both have for each other is probably still strong to this day.

Lynn looked to the side.

Lynn: I guess so.

Dr. Lopez: Now, moving on, what do you think of your brother?"

Lynn gave a deep frown. There were a lot of things she could say to describe Lincoln, most of them being synonymous of each other: a nerd, wimpy, couch potato, lazy, comic geek, afraid to take a hit, doesn't exercise...afraid of his own sisters, living in a nightmare, a victim of circumstance, taken advantage of...those were the last parts Lynn thought about when picturing her brother the last time she saw him. She felt her eyes beginning to water as she reimagined Lincoln begging for mercy after seeing all of his sisters in the same room as him.

Lynn: (Crying) Ever since we were babies, I've always played with Lincoln. We both used to play fight with each other, pass the ball around, play on the see-saw and swings at the park, we even shared a room until the twins were born and I got stuck with Lucy when I started getting into sports, I thought Lincoln might join in as well since he was a boy. I thought all boys wanted to do was get into something sporty, but Lincoln wasn't that kind of guy. As we got older, we started to hang less and less until the point we hardly hang out with each other. He's into comics and I'm into sports. I missed the times we used to play around, so I would ask him...sometimes force him to help me practice for something, even if I didn't need to...it was my way of trying to bring back those times we were close, but he'd just get annoyed and would want to go back to reading Ace Savvy. I even tried rough-housing him just to see if he'd fight back and remember the times we used to do that all that did is irritate him, but I really wanted him to try to fight back for another reason!

Dr. Lopez: Which is?"

Lynn: I've seen people similar to Lincoln around school a lot, and they are ALWAYS the main targets for bullies. I want to see if he has any fight in him. If he does, then it shouldn't be hard teaching him how to defend himself. I've chased off bullies for him before. but there was one who actually had a different motive than just tormenting him.

Lynn went over the times with Ronnie Anne.

Dr. Lopez: I see.

Lynn also went over her times with me and all of us on Team Loud Phoenix Storm and all the dies she argued with some of us and more.

Dr. Lopez: But you have it under control now right?"

Lynn nodded.

Dr. Lopez: Now, recall what you said earlier about you being a bully. You told me that you've fought off other bullies to protect your brother and sisters. Now, before you told me the story of how you met Ronnie Anne, you were not only playing with him to not only relive past memories, but also get him to fight back, correct?

Lynn: Yes, but I don't think it's ever worked.

Dr. Lopez: Possibly, but you are on the right step to teaching your brother how to stand up for himself. Bullies will often strike at any opportunity. While your actions have mirrored that to a tee, you never meant any ill-will towards Lincoln. All of the times you've caught him by surprise, does it seem like he's gotten better at expecting when you will wrestle him or toss an object at him?

Lynn lied there in thought as she searched her mind for an answer.

Lynn: I-I guess? He's gotten better at dodging, but not so much as using force like I would want him to.

Dr. Lopez: It's still a step in the right direction. While it is important to teach younger siblings how to defend themselves, it's not a good idea to enforce the idea upon them at a moments notice, nor force them to participate if they are not in the mood. What you could do is ask Lincoln if he wants to know how to defend himself. While I'm certain there may come a time when he will have to fight his own battles, it's also important to take things slow, especially if no one is in any real immediate danger. On that note, you aren't a bully Lynn...like your sisters, you just let yourself get caught up in a wave of anger. You still love your brother and want what's best for him, but you need to help him on his pace, not yours. It's much like trying to drive a tractor trailer and you just learned to drive a car. In the mean time, you could also help your sister Luan. I've noticed you seemed rather vexed if I'm assuming she told you about her bullying problem.

Lynn nodded, absorbing the doctor's advice. She wasn't one to take things slow, but for Lincoln's sake...she'd do whatever it takes to better her relationship with her brother. He's done a lot to help her in the past, even if it was for his own benefit. She did get a good laugh at the time when she bunked with him and he dressed as an emo to try to get her to leave. All it did was remind her of Lucy. During the whole football fiasco, she enjoyed playing the sport for him as well. Given his laziness, she knew Lincoln wouldn't last a minute out there. Lynn felt bad about that situation for weeks, especially since she got too cocky and had her ankle sprained. As a result, while Lincoln was taking responsibility for his actions, he still didn't know much about football and ended up scoring for the wrong team. And he got jumped by the Roosters afterwards. To ensure Lincoln wasn't harassed at school about it, she gave the Roosters a stern warning to leave the boy alone unless they felt wanted her attention. While it still irritated her that she couldn't quite fix Luan's past bullying problem, it did make sense to help her solve any future bully problems.


All the Loud Siblings had their turns. Lincoln and Linka revealed everything they had to endure on their adventures with their brothers and sisters and all that. Dr. Lopez said that it was really responsible of him and her and more. Liberty, Lee and Lyra revealed how they were kidnapped and how I found them and all of the things that happened with them. Lucy revealed about why she became a goth and how she became that. Laney revealed that she was voice of reason and how she does her best to help out her friends and family and all that. Lana & Lola revealed how they became who they are. Lana revealed that she was a tomboy because she loves all the mud and she loves and animals and all that. She also revealed how she wrestles alligators and more. Lola revealed how she became a pageant queen and all that. She also revealed how she became a spoiled brat and all that. Lisa revealed a brand new revelation. We found out that she had autism and she had a really high IQ and decided to cut herself off from all emotions because she thought that they cause problems when in actuality it's just the opposite. Without emotions, no one can understand what you feel. Lily explained that she has no problems at all and expresses herself through photography and artwork. She is really good at it. Also we told her that Lynn, Lori and Lola have been clashing with other heroes because of things that have been happening recently. Dr. Lopez told them that it was stress from all the things that have been happening.

J.D.

Finally it was my turn.

Dr. Lopez: So J.D. how have things been with you?

Me: Well things have been very hectic these last couple of weeks.

Dr. Lopez: Can you tell me what was happening?

Me: Well the trouble starting when we had to go into battle against Hawk Moth. When we got word about what he was doing over in Paris when we were fighting the Invisible Man of Gotham, we thought we had to go kill him. But as we dove deeper into his background we found out that Hawk Moth was a troubled man that just wanted to bring his wife back. It took every ounce of our will power to not try to kill him. It was one of our most strenuous adventures as we call it.

Dr. Lopez: That must've taken an amazing amount of willpower.

Me: It did.

Dr. Lopez: What is your relationship with the Loud Siblings?

Me: We're very close. We've been very close ever since I moved here in 2016 after winning a huge $75,000,000,000.00 jackpot in the Lottery.

Dr. Lopez: Wow. I've heard about that. That was all over the news.

Me: Yeah. Biggest ever. But I didn't let the amount of money I have go to my head like some of my enemies did. But my relationship with the Loud's has been a very close, strong and powerful bond. We've been very close and we have loved each other like brothers and sisters since then.

Dr. Lopez: Very powerful bond.

Me: It is.

I went over what happened during the entirety of our adventures and there were many adventures that were very good and some were charitable and some were amazing and some were awesome. We've done it all over the course of 4 years.

Dr. Lopez: Wow. I'm really impressed and Clyde told me so much about what you have done. But I think I know what is going on with you. The stress of your adventures with Hawk Moth, the Kisenian Blossom, the Battle with Thanos, and even battles in the future and what you went through these past 4 years have been taxing.

Me: I guess so. I've been really busy these 4 years doing all kinds of things.

I then realized that I was better!

Me: Hey. I'm better. I feel great.

Dr. Lopez: I'm glad.

We got done with our therapy and we went back.


Back at the estate, we arrived back home.

Nico: (nervously) Oh, hey. You guys are home. And probably pissed off.

William: It's been nice knowing you, dude. (leaves the room)

Me: No Nico we aren't mad. You were right. We needed therapy and it was really thoughtful of you to look out for us.

Laney: Yeah. You helped my family and J.D.

Nico: I'm glad. But I was just helping you.

Lincoln: Nico-

Nico: Yeah, I know, I know, I went behind your back to schedule that therapy session. But you know what? You guys were asking for it. (to me) You were doubting yourself a week ago. (to Lynn, Lori, and Lola) And lately, you three have been clashing with some of our fellow heroes. That therapy session was to get rid of those problems and any other psychological issues that you guys might have had.

Laney: You don't-

Nico: So, yeah, I did go behind your back to schedule this therapy session, but you know what? When, it comes down to your well being, I'd do it again. What do you guys say to that?

Me: I agree with you man. But you have to know that it was all because of everything that was happening to us over the course of the last 4 years.

Nicole: Yeah and we've been there for each other ever since.

Me: So you were right. We needed therapy and it worked.

I went over everything that we found out.

Nico: Whoa man! I didn't know that Lisa had autism. But she doesn't even look like she has it.

Me: And we found out that Leni has A.D.D.

Nico: Attention Deficit Disorder?

Me: Yeah. But we also found out that she has been taking medicine for it.

Nico: Wow.

Bart: She has the same thing like me. I had to take medicine for it as well.

Me: Really?

Laney: Wow.

Homer: (Offscreen) YOU SHUT UP OLD MAN!

Me: Sounds like Homer is fighting with the portrait of his dad.

Bart: Yep. He was fighting with gramps while you were gone.

In Homer's room, Homer was fighting the portrait of his dad Abraham Simpson.

Abraham: YOU ARE THE WORST SON I'VE EVER HAD!

Homer: AND YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING SCREW UP IN THE ENTIRE 20TH CENTURY!

Abraham: WHY YOU LITTLE!?

But Abraham couldn't reach out of the portrait because he was forever bound to it.

Homer: YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING NICE TO ME DAD! THAT MAKES YOU THE WORST FATHER IN THE WORLD AND IN THE UNIVERSE!

Abraham: YOUR MOTHER LOVED YOU MORE THAN ANYONE! I HATED YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE SHE WAS BETTER THAN ME! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!

WHOA! CRUEL!

Homer: IF MOM WERE STILL AROUND, SHE WOULD HATE YOU MORE FOR SAYING THAT! YOU'RE JUST A HEARTLESS AND MEAN SON OF A BITCH!

Abraham: YOU...

He had nothing to say and Homer left his room.


[In Bikini Bottom, an eerie fog appears, and mysterious singing occurs overnight.]

Lily was walking down the street of Bikini Bottom to SpongeBob's house. In SpongeBob's house, he woke up.

SpongeBob: Hey, where's my alarm clock?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: [gasps] Your shell is gone, too?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I think we've been robbed!

Gary: Meow!

[Cuts to Patrick's rock]

Patrick: [screams] My cuff links! They're missing! Oh, why? Why?! [sobbing]

SpongeBob: I hope this doesn't mean that we're missing the one thing that's nearest and dearest to our heart.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab!

Lily rang his doorbell and SpongeBob went to get it. He saw Lily.

SpongeBob: Oh good morning Lily.

Lily: Good morning Mr. SquarePants.

They went to the Krusty Krab

SpongeBob: Reporting to duty, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs?

Lily: That's weird. I wonder where he went.

They then saw Pearl working behind the grill.

SpongeBob: Pearl? what are you doing here?

Pearl: Oh, nothing, SpongeBob. Just trying to juggle schoolwork, having a social life, and running a family business, that's all.

Lily: That's stressful.

SpongeBob: Where's your dad?

Pearl: I don't know. When I went to get my allowance this morning, he was gone.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is missing?

Lily: Boy that's weird.

SpongeBob: I'm missing my alarm clock and Gary's shell.

Patrick: Has anyone seen my cuff links?!

Charles: [laughing] So, you lost your cuff links, eh? They're probably in the Bikini Bottom Triangle.

SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom Triangle?

Gali: What's the Bikini Bottom Triangle?

Bai Tza: Oh man! I've heard about that place.

Bai Tza went over the legend.


The mermaids are the first people to settle here. The island contains many items taken by the mermaids via singing to activate a giant vacuum, which opens a rift in the sky while doing so. When they sing their song backwards, the items are returned to their owner. The place from a far looks like a dump.

Role in episode

The Bikini Bottom Triangle serves as a major plot point of the episode.

One night in Bikini Bottom, a mysterious fog appears and the voices of mermaids are heard singing. That morning, SpongeBob realizes his alarm clock, Gary's shell, Squidward's clarinet, Patrick's cuff links, and Mr. Krabs are missing. While investigating, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick are sucked into the triangle. They find Mr. Krabs, who tells them that he loves all the piles of "resellable stuff." He realizes that Pearl is left alone at the Krusty Krab with all his money, but she gets transported to the triangle too.

Pearl and Squidward relax, Mr. Krabs looks for change, and SpongeBob and Patrick look for the mermaids. The mermaid quintet only knows how to "surround themselves with cool new stuff" whenever they feel like. They call SpongeBob's dilemma "TNOP" (totally not our problem). SpongeBob then quickly says upon return, "Unfortunately, I was unable to get the information from the aauugh," and being noticeably tired, he simply collapses. Mr. Krabs realizes SpongeBob desperately needs a Krabby Patty. He finds one close by and feeds it to SpongeBob. He then wonders who makes that Krabby Patty. Suspecting that Plankton might have stolen the formula, Mr. Krabs intends on getting back to the Krusty Krab as soon as possible.

The whole group goes to the mermaids, Pearl wants to go to the mall, and the mermaids want to go too. SpongeBob has an idea and hypothesizes that if the mermaids sing their song backwards, it will also reverse the effects of the vacuum, and so the mermaids begin to sing backwards. They get sucked back to Bikini Bottom.


Charles: That's right. First, an eerie fog rolls in, [makes noises with tongue] then, you can hear the hypnotic song of the mermaids. [makes the noise again] And then, poof, your cuff links are gone. Never to return... [he leaves and laughs]

Mindy (SpongeBob): That is really strange.

SpongeBob: The triangle must've taken Mr. Krabs! We gotta find him!

Maria: We should make sure Mr. Krabs is all right.

Nokama: Usually Mr. Krabs takes out the trash this time of day.

SpongeBob: Good idea.

[Behind the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you out here?

Lily: I don't see him.

Squidward then came and he was laughing.

Squidward: (laughs at Lily and Luna) Heard you had to go to therapy. Guess there was something messed up about you after all!

Lily: Shut up stupid Squidward.

Luna: You want to say that again you 8 armed freak!?

[An eerie fog appears and the mermaids begin singing]

Squidward: Oh, no, is that a mermaid song?

SpongeBob: No, just a thick eerie fog.

Bai-Tza: No that's a mermaid song all right!

[A spotlight appears on them.]

Squidward: Uh-oh!

[SpongeBob and Squidward and the Neptune Crusaders scream and get pulled into the Bikini Bottom Triangle]

SpongeBob: Squidward.

[Squidward shows up in a gumball machine]

He put a quarter in and poured the gumballs out.

SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward, quit messing around. We've gotta find Mr. Kra- [sees gumballs] Hey, gumballs! [He chews one and blows a bubble].

Lily: Ooh don't mind if I do.

She chews one.

Something opened up and they were dumped out.

Squidward: Oh! This is the Bikini Bottom Triangle? Looks more like a dump.

The camera zoomed in and it showed that they were on an island completely flooded with piles of stuff!

Lily: Whoa! Look at this island!

Girl Jordan: It's completely covered in all this stuff!

Luna: I've never seen so much of it dudes.

Varie: Me neither. This is hoarding on a grand scale.

Lana: Wonder why these mermaids want all this stuff.

Rikki: No idea but this is too much.

SpongeBob: Come on, we've gotta find Mr. Krabs. The Krusty Krab needs him. Mr. Krabs? [Squidward trips and bumps into SpongeBob] Squidward, this is no time for seahorseplay!

Squidward: Oh, my neck.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [very drawn out] Mr. Krabs!

Squidward: Would you shut it already?!

Nokama punched him in the face!

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, Mr. Krabs is gone. Oh, it hurts so bad! I can't take it much longer! I hope he's not in any pain...wherever he is.

Squidward: I think he's doing just fine.

Girl Jordan: There he is!

Irma: Thank goodness.

[Shows Mr. Krabs getting a massage]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! You've gotta get up! We gotta get out of here!

Mr. Krabs: Ohh, okay, Tibor, I think I'm good.

Tibor: (Russian Accent) Remember to drink plenty of fluids.

Lily: Are you okay Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krab: Yeah thank you lass. But how did you guys get here?

Gali: We were about to ask you the same question.

Mr. Krabs: And why is Squidward with you?

Lily: He got sucked up with us.

Mr. Krabs: Oh. Look, guys, you see all this stuff, including you all and me, are brought here when the mermaids sing their beautiful song. The mermaids' song triggers this here contrapteron, to suck the sky like a vacuum, dumpin' all the contents here on this island. That is how we ended up surrounded by all this stuff.

Lily: Wow. That's amazing.

Irma: I never knew that this happens.

Mr. Krabs: [Mermaids begin singing, again] Ooh. Uh oh.

Lily: Run!

[They all ran and screamed as they are chased by a pile of items]

Mr. Krabs: Pretty neat though, eh, guys? [Mr. Krabs pulls out Patrick]

SpongeBob: Patrick!

Patrick: Have you found my cuff links?

SpongeBob: No.

Lily: Haven't looked yet.

SpongeBob: [Patrick begins eating a Krabby Patty] Patrick, is that a Krabby Patty?

Patrick: Yep. Pearl doesn't make them as good as Lily does, though.

Mr. Krabs: Pearl? [begins crying] Oh, me sweet little girl, all alone, with me cash register!

Pearl: [off-screen] Daddy!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl!

Pearl: Get me out of this trash heap! [Removes her leg before falling to the ground]

Mr. Krabs: [hugs Pearl] Oh, me little angel. Thanks, mysterious singing mermaids!

Pearl: Enough with the hugging!

Lily: Pearl calm down!

SpongeBob: That's it, Mr. Krabs! I'll just find the mysterious singing mermaids and ask them how to get out of here!

Lily: Good idea Mr. SquarePants. I'll go talk to the mermaids. (Squidward approaches her) What do you want now, Squidward?

Squidward: (pats Lily on the back while secretly placing an explosive on her) Only to wish you luck, Mighty Lily.

Lily: I don't believe in luck. (goes on straight ahead)

Squidward (smirks evilly): Neither do I.

Lily began walking and once at a safe distance away from us, Squidward just pressed a detonator to the explosive that he placed on Lily.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!

An explosion just occurred with Lily's scream of pain being heard.

Squidward: (cheers) Yes! She's dead! Finally! (throws detonator away and composes himself) Now, then. Solemn face. Solemn face. (catches up to us)

Lily got up and she had a huge hole on her shirt and a burn mark on her back with smoke coming out.

Lily: OW! That really hurt.

Gali: Lily are you all right?

Lily: I'll make it. But Stupid Squidward put a bomb on my back.

Lana: We saw that sis.

Squidward finally caught up to us.

Squidward: (faking ignorance) Oh no! What just happened to Lily?

Sandy: You think we're stupid? We know you just tried to kill Lily!

Horsea: Be glad we're still sending you to the Insane Asylum in Bikini Bottom and not somewhere worse!

Squidward: Do I look like I have any weapons on me?

Gali punched Squidward in the stomach.

Luna grabbed him and shook him and he had a massive collection of guns, swords, knives and explosives on him.

Lana: Boy Squidward was gonna go into war!

Nokama: I found the detonator.

Gali: Good job Nokama.

Lily: Lets find the mermaids and ask them.

They got going.

Aqua: (Telepathically to Sora) Do you have any plans with Kairi, Sora?

Sora: (Telepathically to Aqua) Well, after we watch Total Drama Galaxy with J.D. and everyone, I'm thinking about proposing to Kairi.

Aqua: Oh wow! I'm so happy for you bro!

Sora: Thanks sis. Kairi and I have been really close since my journey began and I want it to last forever with her being my wife.

Aqua: That is so sweet. I think you and Kairi are perfect for each other. I've noticed that ever since we met you. It's a trait I have.

Sora: Wow. That's so cool. But I don't know where to get a good ring for her.

Aqua: I know a good jewelry store in Twilight Town that is perfect for getting one.

Sora: Awesome.

They climbed a hill of stuff and they saw the mermaids.

Mermaid #1: I love this mirror, girls, but it is sooo ten minutes ago.

Mermaid #2: Like, I couldn't agree with you more.

Mermaid #3: Yeah, like, all this stuff is old news.

Mermaid #4: Shall we ladies?

All mermaids: [clear throats. begin singing]

Lily: Uh hello there.

Mermaid #4: Umm, can I help you?

Mermaid #2: Whoa! Are you okay? There's smoke coming out of your back.

Lily: I'm fine. My name is Lily Loud. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Neptune Crusaders.

SpongeBob: Yes, mermaid ladies, you actually can help us.

Nokama: We seem to be stuck here.

SpongeBob: Yeah, we'd like to know how to get out of here, please.

Mermaid #4: Like, this is the Bikini Bottom Triangle. Nothing ever leaves. Duh.

Mermaid #3: We've heard about you. You saved the world from the evils of Plankton.

Lily: That's right.

SpongeBob: Uhh, are you sure?

Mermaid #4: Look, little freakazoid, we only know one thing, and that's how to surround ourself with cool new stuff whenever we feel like it, anything beyond that is T.N.O.P.

SpongeBob: T-nop?

Mermaid #4: Uh, yeah. You know, Totally Not Our Problem.

SpongeBob: Oh, T.N.O.P! Okay, well, thanks anyway.

Lily: There has to be something you can do that will send us back to Bikini Bottom. (In pain) OW!

Mermaid #5: You need to get that looked at little one.

Lily: I'll make it. Stupid Squidward placed a bomb on me and tried to kill me. But I've been through worse.

Varie: We'll get the others.

Lily: Okay. I'll try to talk to the Mermaids to see if I can work something out.

Lana: Okay.

[Cuts to Mr. Krabs using a metal detector]

Mr. Krabs: Come on, come on, I know you're in there! [finds a quarter] Ah-ha! Playing hard to get, weren't you, little one?

Quarter: Little one? How dare you, sir!

SpongeBob: Sir, I'm back. Unfortunately, I was unable to get the information from the- [passes out]

Varie: SpongeBob!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? SpongeBob, boy-o! SpongeBob, can you hear me?

Pearl: Should we help?

Squidward: He looks fine to me.

POW!

Girl Jordan punched Squidward in the face.

Mr. Krabs: What's the matter, boy-o? [gasps] Your Krabby Patty meter's on empty! We've got to get a Krabby Patty into you quick or- [the mermaids sing again] Please great vacuum cleaner, please just give us just one- [notices a Krabby Patty at the top of the pile. gasps] ...Krabby Patty. [puts the patty into SpongeBob's mouth]

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! Wow, sir, that was the single best Krabby Patty I've ever eaten.

Mr. Krabs: Why, thank you, boy-o. I'm glad you- Wait a minute, I didn't make that Krabby Patty, and you or Lily didn't make that Krabby Patty, and those two couldn't have made it, so it must have been that rotten pipsqueak Plankton! I've gotta stop that poor excuse for a life form from- So, how do we get out of here?

Varie: Plankton isn't with us. He was banished into space forever.

Mr. Krab: Oh right. So how do we get out of here?

SpongeBob: Well, sir, based on what the mermaids told me, there er... there is no way out.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, really? Well, I think you don't know who to talk to the ladies.

SpongeBob: Oh, sir, I-

Mr. Krabs: Look, boy, I've got a way with the ladies, and I guarantee the old Krabs charm will have 'em telling us exactly how to get out of this place. [cuts to the Mermaids] So there's really no way out of this place? 'Cause I really need to get back to the Krusty Krab to stop my arch-nemesis from ruining me business.

Mermaid #4: T.N.O.P, Grandpa.

Mr. Krabs: T-nop?

SpongeBob: [to Mr. Krabs] Totally Not Our Problem.

Mermaid #4: By the way, you need to get Lily's back looked at. It's really burned.

Varie: I left my first aid kit back at the Krusty Krab.

Pearl: Daddy! Daddy!

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, Pearl, daddy's okay. [Mr. Krabs tosses Patrick off]

Pearl: Can I go to the mall now?

Mr. Krabs: The mall? But, Pearl-

Pearl: I wanna go to the mall! [starts crying while the mermaids are confused by this.]

Lily: Calm down Pearl. We'll think of something.

Mermaid #4: Like, what's a mall?

Pearl: Wait what? You seriously don't know what a mall is?

Mermaid #4: I am seriously serious.

Pearl: Well, the mall is, like, only the most awesome place to get all the best, super-coolest, glittershly fabulous new stuff you want!

Varie: The mall is a great place. Loaded with many stores and so much to do and all that.

Mermaid #4: Really?

Mermaid #3: No way!

Mermaids #1, #2, and #5: We want to go to the mall!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, do you?

All Mermaids: Uh-huh!

Lily: I think I see where this is going.

Mr. Krabs: Now, how do you propose we do that, huh? Wait, I know we just hit the magic reverse button on the giant vacuum cleaner.

SpongeBob: That's it, sir! It's the mermaids!

Mr. Krabs: It sure is- what?

SpongeBob: The reverse switch is the mermaids! They just need to sing their song backwards.

Lily: Just what I was thinking Mr. SquarePants!

Mermaid #4: Yeah! Backwards!

[All Mermaids clear throats and sing backwards]

Mr. Krabs: "Yeah, backwards." What a stupid idea that-

[everbody yells in surprise. The ground starts shaking and the vacuum cleaner sucks in everything on the island and transports them back to Bikini Bottom]

Pearl: You ready for the mall, girls?

All Mermaids: Yeah! Mall! Mall! Mall! Mall!

Varie: It worked!

Lily: Have fun girls.

Pearl: We will Lily.

Mermaid #2: Get better soon Lily.

Lily: I will.

Squidward: Hello, miserable life, I'm back.

The paddy wagon pulled up.

Guard 1: Come on Stupid Squidward. Time for you to go back to the nuthouse.

Nokama and Lily punched him in the face and sent him crashing into the Paddy Wagon.

[Some Bikini Bottomites come to the pile]

Old Fish: And so are my dentures!

Gray fish: Tibor! You're alive!

SpongeBob: Isn't that great, Mr. Krabs? Everyone is reclaiming their stuff.

[Mr. Krabs walks away]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Speaking of reclaiming... alright Plankton, I know what you're up to, but the jigs up you little conniving pipsqueak! Huh?

[Charles from the beginning is cooking at the grill.]

Charles: Actually, the name's Charles. Figured I'd hold down the fort for ya while you were gone.

Mr. Krabs: So, you've been the one making me Krabby Patties?

Charles: Yep. All me. Oh, and by the way, you've got a little vermin problem.

But it wasn't Plankton, it was his cousin Clem.

Clem: [in glass jar] Hyuck!

Charles: He's a silly one.

Lily: Oh that's his cousin Clem. He's not a threat. But thank you for taking over for me.

Charles: No problem Lily.

Varie: I'll take you to get looked at.

Varie took Lily over to a table and was checking her out.

Varie: Geez that is a bad burn.

Irma: Stupid Squidward did a number on you.

Cleo: No kidding.

Maria: Yikes.

Patrick: Hey! I found my cuff links! [puts them in and is shown in a suit] That's better. Good day, gentlemen.

Lily: Looking sharp Patrick!

Patrick: Thank you Lily.

[Patrick gets into a limo and drives away]

Patrick: Home, Reginald.

SpongeBob: Patrick! You dropped your cummerbund!


Later back at the estate, Lily was telling us what happened.

Me: Geez Lily! I can't believe that stupid Squidward tried to kill you!

Nico: This is a whole new low for him.

Laney: No kidding.

Lily: I know. But it was cool that we got to see the mystery of the Bikini Bottom Triangle and we got to see what it was about.

Varie: It sure was.

Lori: But it was literally cool that you saw all that.

Varie: And the best part is that Pearl has new friends.

Lana: She sure does.

We got back to our daily lives, fully renewed and ready for more adventures.

THE END


Another Awesome SpongeBob episode done.

Welcome To The Bikini Bottom Triangle was an awesome 2011 episode and it was awesome how Ginnifer Goodwin guest starred in that episode from Season 7. Awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this and I based the therapy parts on ThatEngineers Loud House Fanfiction Syngenesophobia. Awesome story he is making so far! Thanks guys and thank you for the inspiration. Let me know what you all think. Next up is a chapter for the 2005 movie Robots! Really funny movie and really awesome!

See you all tomorrow.