At the Hogwarts Courtyard, we were there to show everyone the execution of 4 more Death Eaters: Mr. and Mrs. Snyde and Mr. and Mrs. Lee. They served under Lord Voldemort during the first Wizarding War and they were at large ever since.
Me: Well well well. What have we here? We have 4 more of Voldemort's followers.
Mr. Snyde: (British Accent) Yes and Lord Voldemort will return to kill all filthy muggle scum.
Mrs. Lee: (British Accent) And he will start with you J.D.
Me: I think not you fucktraps. You see, we are completely impervious to magic and we will not let Voldemort annihilate the entire human race all for his senseless racial beliefs. He will pay for his crimes. Because in my opinion, Hell is too good for a worthless son of a bitch like him. He should've never been born at all.
Mrs. Snyde: (British Accent) Don't you dare talk about Lord Voldemort like that you muggle fucker!
Me: FUCK YOU BITCH! I can talk about him any way I want and Voldemort will die by my hands and he will pay for his crimes. Just like all of his followers will.
Mr. Lee: (British Accent) You are a monster J.D.! I can't believe you would stand against Lord Voldemort's beliefs!
Me: His "Beliefs" are full of nothing but racist views in the world of wizardry and the world. It's all total bullfuck. I found out something much darker about Salazar Slytherin. He wanted to kill all of the wizards that weren't pureblood back then. Over a thousand years ago we didn't have even over a billion people on the planet. We only had a population of 310,000,000 people back then. Now we have almost 8 billion people. Voldemort will kill 7.8 billion innocent people and destroy much of the human race. That's 99.7% of the entire human race! That's total genocide!
Everyone gasped at the sheer number of people that were gonna be killed because of Voldemort! What he will do is 100 times worst than the Holocaust back in 1943.
Me: People like you and Lord Fuckermort give wizards everywhere a really bad name. But I think I've heard enough from you fuckpots.
I held my hand to them.
Me: HAKAI!
All four of them glowed purple and they were being obliterated from existence forever. They were wiped out of existence forever as if they were never born at all.
Draco and his gang were shaking in fear.
Nico: The Lee's and the Snype's, you four have failed this universe.
Qin: They sure have. They were disgusting freaks.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Daphne Greengrass: (British Accent) Good riddance. I hope we never see those monsters again.
Nico: We won't Daphne. Whatever is hit with Hakai will forever cease to exist. They won't even appear in the afterlife.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) That's amazing.
Ron Weasley: (British Accent) That is bloody amazing!
Liberty: It sure is.
Laney: They deserved it.
Me: They sure did.
I went up to Draco and his gang.
Me: Did you see that? That's what's gonna happen to you if you go down the same path. Remember that. Or else.
They nodded in fear.
Professor Dumbledore: (British Accent) Well done J.D.
Me: Thank you Professor Dumbledore.
We left Hogwarts.
Back in the estate, we were watching TV.
Skullcruncher: Rose, can you explain to us how you joined the Huntsclan?
Rose: Sure. It's not something I like but you all have a right to know.
Rose went over the history of her clan and why it became a group of human supremacists out to destroy all the monsters and magical creatures.
The Huntsclan is an order of human hunters who know about the magical underworld, dating back thousands of years. Their honor dictates the slaying or capture of magical creatures and the thievery of artifacts. They are equipped with ancient and futuristic weaponry and equipment. Their goal and mission is to rid the Earth of all magical creatures, which they seem to see as "lesser beings". They believe that magical creatures are "unnatural" and need to be wiped out from the world.
Each member of the Huntsclan has a dragon birthmark somewhere on their body, otherwise known as the "Mark of the Huntsclan", commonly on their right palm and arm. The Huntsman's dragon birthmark is round his chest and face on the left hand side. The mark apparently is a recessive genetic trait. Rose was born with a mark, yet her biological parents and twin bore no sign of it. Huntsclan members monitored hospitals for infants with the mark and kidnapping such children.
In addition to their undercover infiltration of hospitals, such as the doctor or nurse attending Rose's birth, the clan also kept tabs on various contemporary communication lines in order to locate or gather information on the whereabouts of possible dragons or other magical creatures.
Eventually, all of the Huntsclan were destroyed by Rose's wish when she used the power of the crystal skulls to destroy the Huntsclan, including herself. After Rose's wish, she and Number 88 and 89… the cowardly apprentices of the Huntsman… were the only known Huntsclan left alive. During a trip to Hong Kong, it was revealed that Huntsclan bases all over the globe still existed. One of which was in Hong Kong, which was destroyed when Jonathan Long accidentally set off a self-destruct operation.
Levels of Huntsclan
Huntsclan Trainee: Beginner-level students of the Huntsclan. They are young pupils who attend the Huntsclan Academy and are educated and trained on how to slay different types of magical creatures. Their uniform consists of a suit and pants (with the appropriate "trainee number" embedded on their arm sleeves), and a mask with holes for the mouth and eyes.
Huntsclan Apprentice: Advanced-level students of the Huntsclan. They often participate in field-work and obey all Huntsclan Masters. Their major goal is work towards slaying a dragon to be promoted to a higher status in the Huntsclan. They wear the standard Huntsclan uniform (only without the cape and dragon-skull helmet).
Huntsclan Master: Highest level of Huntsclan. Those who have passed the necessary trials and had slain their first dragon are instantly made a true-member of the Huntsclan. They are leaders of the Huntsclan who wear the skull of the dragon they have slain upon their head as a helmet. They wear the standard Huntsclan uniform with a black cape and the dragon skull. However, only one is the true leader of the Huntsclan - The Huntsman.
The Huntsclan Academy
New recruits and current members attend the Huntsclan Academy. It is located in up-state New York. The facility is used to train various Huntsclan Trainees and Apprentices in the methods of slaying different magical creatures. There has been mention of punishment for disobeying or betraying the Huntsclan. One punishment involves a student fighting against the Kraken.
Notable members
There are four major recurring members of the Huntsclan:
The Huntsman
Jake's main enemy, the Huntsman, referred to as "Huntsmaster" by his subordinates, is the leader of the Huntsclan. The Dragon Council rates him as the fourth greatest threat to the magical community. He ultimately meets his demise when Rose wished the destruction of the Huntsclan. The Huntsman was originally Rose's first guardian because of the fact that he took her from her parents as an infant which ultimately resulted in giving her the idea that her parents were deceased.
#88 and #89
Two Huntsclan students that become the Huntsman's apprentices in the second season. They both act brave and arrogant, when in reality, they are cowards who run in fear at the sight of a dragon. Other than Rose, #88 and #89 are the only known Huntsclan members that were left alive after Rose's wish for the destruction of all Huntsclan was granted due to them resigning. However, they returned later still trying to be monster slayers. It is interesting to note when the Huntsclan birthmarks started glowing, both Numbers 88 and 89 did not have glowing birthmarks, questioning if they faked their birthmarks, or if their vocally renouncing their Huntsclan memberships moments prior had been enough to avoid the same fate as the rest.
Huntsgirl/Rose
Rose, Jake's paramour is a member of the Huntsclan. There is a birthmark on her right palm and wrist resembling a Chinese dragon. Jake eventually learns of her secret identity as the Huntsgirl and she, in return, eventually learns that Jake is the American Dragon. Contrary to expectation, Rose helped Jake throughout the show until the Huntsman learned of their relationship. After Rose's wish for all Huntsmen to be destroyed (herself included) was granted, Jake immediately wished that Rose had never become a member of the Huntsclan. Thus, resulting in a normal life for her but also meaning that their relationship had never been. However, she later learns of the relationship and helps Jake defeat the Dark Dragon. After defeating the Dark Dragon, both her and Jake start dating.
Other members of the Huntsclan:
Huntsgirl 18
A redheaded girl attending the Huntsclan Academy. She and #23 a.k.a. #32 fought over Spud when he and Jake infiltrated the academy trying to learn the Huntsman's plan. It is unknown if she was destroyed by Rose's wish, or if she washed out of the academy or quit.
Huntsgirl 23 a.k.a. #32
A light- or honey-brunette girl attending the Huntsclan Academy, where her number patch seemed at times to read 23 and other times 32. She and #18 fought over Spud when he and Jake infiltrated the academy trying to learn the Huntsman's plan. It is unknown if she was destroyed by Rose's wish, or if she washed-out of the academy or quit.
Huntsboy 42
A four-eyed boy attending the Huntsclan Academy. When #88 and #89 escaped Lao Shi's electronics store to warn the Huntsclan about the imposters (Jake and Spud) impersonating them to infiltrate the Huntsclan Academy, Spud swapped patches with him to avoid capture. It is unknown if he was destroyed by Rose's wish, or if he washed-out of the academy or quit.
Role in the series
They are an organization of human hunters whose main goal was to get rid of all magical creatures by any means necessary. The Huntsclan nearly accomplished that but was fortunately destroyed just in time.
Rose Killdragonosa, also known as the Huntsgirl, is a former antagonist in American Dragon: Jake Long.
She tries to kill the American Dragon who at first unknown to her is Jake Long, a boy at her school who has a crush on her. Whilst on a school trip to a ski lodge, Jake discovered that she was Rose after whilst battling her, he pulled her glove off revealing her dragon-shaped birthmark which she says is The Mark of The Huntsclan meaning that she was born to slay dragons.
A few episodes later, Rose and Jake do battle once more and just when Rose ties up Jake and prepares to kill him, he turns back into his human form to which she removes her mask and frees Jake before fleeing.
She was voiced by Mae Whitman.
Rose was a member of the Huntsclan. There is a birthmark on her right palm and wrist resembling a Chinese dragon, otherwise known as the "Mark of the Huntsclan". Initially, Rose revealed very little about her past or history. She was simply "the new girl" at Jake's school, and nothing was truly learned about her early childhood until much later in their relationship.
According to her, the Huntsclan was her only family for as long as she could remember – saying earliest memory was "lying in my Hunts-crib, crying out for my Hunts-nanny to change my Hunts-diaper". Her skills were exceptional enough to have been accepted as an apprentice to the Huntsman himself while working in the field in New York City. Taken under his wing as his ward, he personally indoctrinated her with his views about magical creatures as being disgusting, unnatural, and in the methods of hunting.
During a class ski trip, Jake discovered Rose was also the Huntsgirl and was uncertain whether to love or fight the girl of his dreams, but eventually realized that he strongly cared about her and that his strong romantic feelings for her were indeed mutual and genuine. Which later prompted him to reveal to her his identity as the American Dragon while being hunted by the Huntsclan along with other captive magical beings.
Rose had been told by the Huntsman that both of her biological parents died shortly after she was born before being taken in and raised by the Huntsclan. However, during a shared dream experience where she and Jake spent time together while asleep, she discovered that her parents, as well as a twin, did not die. Rather, the Huntsman, as well as Huntsclan members working undercover in the hospital, kidnapped Rose shortly after her birth, having noticed her dragon-shaped birthmark. The names and whereabouts of her family remained largely unknown until after her wish for the Huntsclan to be destroyed, where having never been taken by the Huntsclan, she and her family moved to Hong Kong, China. However, her twin sister remained unseen.
After Rose's wish for all Huntsmen to be destroyed—herself included, Jake immediately wished she had never been a member of the Huntsclan. This ended their relationship until the Dark Dragon attacked the Dragon Council in Hong Kong and Rose regained her memory after being shown a picture of her and Jake at the dance. In a display of her innate natural prowess and abilities, she helped Jake fight and defeat the Dark Dragon in "The Hong Kong Longs".
When she was done, we were shocked and horrified!
Me: That is insane!
Qin: I can't believe that the Huntsclan wants to kill all the magical creatures! That's insane!
Lincoln: And I thought Voldemort was crazy. But your uncle was bad!
Nico: No kidding.
Black Canary: Do you still wear your Huntsgirl outfit?
Rose: Only when I have to. But I want to use it to help you guys fight.
Me: That's a noble cause Rose.
Runamuck: Those Aztec Skulls sound similar to the Infinity Stones.
Me: They sure sounded like it. But thank goodness they are all destroyed.
G1 Chase: (to Jake Long) That must've been tough wishing for Rose's survival at the cost of her memory.
Jake Long: It was. But it was worth it to help Rose.
Me: Yeah. But what the Huntsclan was doing is wrong on so many levels. But thank goodness we don't have to deal with them ever. They brought all this on themselves.
Nico: They sure did.
Rachel S.D.: If I encountered them, I would finish them off for good.
Me: We all would Rach. But at least we don't have to worry about that.
Nico: Yeah.
Bulma: They remind me of an evil cult of aliens that Tapion once told me about when we were fighting Hirudegarn: The Kashvar.
Me: The Kashvar?
Shanan: (Gasp) I remember them!
Laney: What are the Kashvar?
Shanan: They are a malevolent cult of power-hungry aliens who believed themselves to be the superior species of the universe. For eons they've travelled the stars using their dark magic to hunt down and exterminate all lifeforms different from their own.
Shanan went over their entire history.
Kashvar are a race of power-hungry aliens that set out to kill all life other than their own. They are only seen in the movie Dragon Ball Z: Wrath of the Dragon, when Tapion explains their origins. Hoi, the evil wizard that tricks the Dragon Team into releasing Tapion from his enchanted music box, is the last known member of the race to still be alive (according to him).
Not much is told about the Kashvar other than their belief that they are the dominant species of the universe, with all other life compared to them being scum and pathetic. More than one-thousand years before the events of Wrath of the Dragon, the Kashvar waged war on the Konatsians on their home planet of Konats. Tapion explains that using their evil magic, they brought the evil monster Hirudegarn back to life, and used the creature's destructive and awesome power to completely ravage the planet. By the near end of the war, almost half of Konatsian's population had been killed off.
It was not until an enchanted sword and two ocarinas were found that the tides turned. A powerful wizard, and two brothers, Tapion and Minotia, used these items to successfully slay the beast. The wizard then sealed the two halves in each of the brothers. Specialized enchanted music boxes were created to hide the brothers from the Kashvar. Tapion and Minotia were then sealed, and sent off into the far reaches of space, Minotia ending up on an unknown distant planet, and Tapion on Earth.
During the following millennium, the Kashvar are hunted down and brought to justice, either through imprisonment or death, until only one is left, Hoi (who refers to himself as the last of the Kashvar). During the battle against Hirudegarn on Earth, Hoi is stomped on, which kills him, (possibly) bringing the Kashvar race to final extinction, even though it was an accident.
We gasped in sheer horror!
Goku: I remember that. That was awful.
Shanan: Yeah. I've read legends about Hirudegarn. It was terrible that he is that dangerous. But it's good that the Kashvar and Hirudegarn are dead.
Nico: That's terrible. I've heard about Hirudegarn and the Kashvar as well. The Kashvar are a cult that was widely feared amongst the Saiyans. They were intergalactic bigots.
Me: Like the Ku Klux Klan.
Shanan: That's right.
Lori: That is literally horrible.
Me: But thank goodness we don't have to worry about them.
Goku: Yeah.
Later we were heading over to the eastern coastline of Lake Michigan. We were heading over there to visit Titans East.
Me: This is gonna be so awesome! I can't wait to meet the Titans East.
Starfire: They are amazing friends J.D.
Raven: Especially our friend Aqualad.
Aquaman: I haven't seen Aqualad in a long time.
Miss Martian: It sure has been a while.
Nico: No kidding.
We arrived at a T-Shaped tower on the cliffs of Lake Michigan and we saw that it was right by a beautiful lighthouse.
Me: Wow! It's amazing that it looks like a letter T.
Cyborg: It sure does.
We landed and we were me by Jackson Hyde A.K.A. Aqualad.
Aqualad: Hey guys! Welcome.
Robin: Good to see you again Aqualad.
Bumblebee: AQUALAD!
Bumblebee hugged him.
Aqualad: Karen, we've been really worried about you!
Bumblebee: I was with J.D. and everyone the entire time.
Me: Jackson Hyde A.K.A. Aqualad. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Aqualad: You too J.D. We've heard so much about you and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: I know.
Aqualad: Thanks for taking care of Bumblebee while she was with you.
Me: It was our pleasure Jackson. Karen has been like a great sister to all of us.
Starfire: Yes she has.
We went inside the tower and it was amazing. Inside sitting on the couch was Roy Harper A.K.A. Speedy and Más y Menos the speedy twins.
Speedy: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: Roy Harper A.K.A. Speedy. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Speedy: Same to you J.D. We heard so much about you.
Me: (To Mas y Menos) (Speaking Spanish) Ustedes dos deben ser Más y Menos los gemelos de la velocidad. (You two must be Mas y Menos, the Twins of Speed.)
Mas: Si. Mas.
Menos: Menos.
Ronnie Anne: Cool! (Speaking Spanish) Es un placer conocerlos a ambos. Soy Ronnie Anne Santiago. (It's a pleasure to meet you both. I'm Ronnie Anne Santiago.)
Menos: Placer senorita Ronnie Anne.
Mas: Si.
Aqualad: That's cool that you can understand them and speak Spanish.
Me: Thanks Jackson.
Green Arrow: I see you are doing well Roy.
Speedy: (With disdain) Yeah and I can see that you are well Oly.
Lincoln: (Whispering) What's wrong with him?
Me: (Whispering) Oliver and Roy used to be partners. But they got into a heated argument and Roy abandoned him.
Nico: (Whispering) Yeesh. I remember that.
Laney: Yikes.
Aqualad: Why is Kitten and Blackfire with you?
Me: They are on the road to redemption.
Kitten: I just want to say that me and Blackfire are sorry for all the crap that we did.
Speedy: Hey, if we can forgive Jinx for her crimes, we can forgive you two. (to Blackfire) But I don't think we ever saw you with the Brotherhood of Evil.
Blackfire: That's because I was banished to another planet.
Me: Starfire told us that before the Titans came to our dimension, she overthrew Blackfire for the crown of Tamaran.
Robin: I remember that.
Beast Boy: Yeah that was intense.
Tara: It sure was. I remember that.
Aqualad: Isn't Terra a bad guy now?
Me: Not anymore. She told us her dark past and what happened with Slade Wilson. To atone for her deeds, she made the ultimate sacrifice to save the entire city from total destruction. A volcano was gonna blow and she not only killed Slade, but also saved the whole city from total doom by sacrificing herself.
Aqualad: Whoa.
Speedy: That is intense.
Qin: I remember that. That was really amazing.
Nico: A true act of heroism. She risked her life to save everyone and atone for her deeds.
Me: Yep.
Tara: But now I have 2 amazing kids and an awesome fiancé to boot.
Beast Boy and Tara then showed their rings.
Aqualad: Wow! Congratulations you guys.
Speedy: We're so happy for you both!
Beast Boy: Thanks guys.
Aqualad: Also what happened to Brother Blood? We couldn't find him anywhere.
Me: He's dead. We killed him.
Qin: Who was Brother Blood?
Me: He was the founder and headmaster of the H.I.V.E. Academy.
Qin: H.I.V.E.?
Me: It stands for the Hierarchy of International Vengeance and Extermination. It's a school for supervillains that are going to destroy the world.
I went over Brother Blood and the H.I.V.E.'s history.
Brother Blood
Brother Blood is the main antagonist in the third season of Teen Titans, and the archenemy of Cyborg. In this version, he is the headmaster of the HIVE academy school. He has the power and ability to influence people's minds.
He is voiced by John DiMaggio, who also played Dr. Drakken in Kim Possible, Diagon in Ben 10: Alien Force, the Joker in Batman: Under the Hood, Don Vito in MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, and Bender in Futurama.
He first appeared in the episode "Deception" while Cyborg (disguised as Stone) were practicing combat with Gizmo, Jinx, and Mammoth. After Cyborg betrayed Blood and destroyed his school academy, Blood has many plans to get revenge on Cyborg for destroying his school.
Later, in the episode "Wavelength", he hired Bumblebee, a student from the H.I.V.E. academy, to fight Cyborg. After Cyborg and Bumblebee made up, they worked together to fight Blood and destroy his underground fortress near the ocean.
In the episodes, "Titans East Part 1 and 2", he sent a monster called Steamroller to fight Cyborg and the Titans East. And brainwash the Titans East After that, Blood once again fought Cyborg and badly injured him, but he used a secret weapon to shoot Blood out of the tower.
Then, Blood became an android and was more powerful than ever. He controlled the Titans East to attack Cyborg, but Robin and his friends came to his rescue. And they fight the titans East Then, on top of the tower, Cyborg and Blood came face-to-face in one final showdown. He easily injured Cyborg, but there was only one thing Blood can't destroy in Cyborg's body; his core, which restored his body. Then, Cyborg finished Blood off by destroying his hands and giving him a kick, thus defeating Blood. Aqualad stated that he was sent to prison and vowed that Titans East would make sure he would stay there.
H.I.V.E. Academy
The H.I.V.E Academy ("Hierarchy of International Vengeance and Extermination") was a school for young villains-in-training where they learned all the basics of becoming professional villains.
The Academy was owned and headed by the H.I.V.E. Headmistress, before management was taken over by Brother Blood.
Cyborg found out that Blood was preparing to mass-construct a new weapon called an Ion Amplifier. In the course of the conflict, the Academy was destroyed by Cyborg. The H.I.V.E. Academy was likewise foiled by the Titans, and eventually, Blood was captured and taken into custody.
Despite being a school for villains, the Academy possessed the general atmosphere of a public school and even held yearly events, such as proms.
Known students
Jinx (formerly; later defected to the Teen Titans)
Mammoth (Imprisoned)
Gizmo (Imprisoned)
See-More (Imprisoned)
Private H.I.V.E. (later renamed himself "Sergeant H.I.V.E.") (Imprisoned)
Billy Numerous (Imprisoned)
Kyd Wykkyd (Imprisoned)
Angel (Status Unknown)
I.N.S.T.I.G.A.T.O.R. (Imprisoned)
XL Terrestrial (Imprisoned)
Wrestling Star (Imprisoned)
Cyborg (infiltrated the academy under the alias of "Stone")
Bumblebee (infiltrated the academy as a mole for Titans East)
Jericho (training put to use as a hero instead of a villain)
Rock, Paper and Scissors (only in Teen Titans Go! comic books) (Imprisoned)
Staff
Adeline Kane Wilson (second headmistress), Slade's wife (Imprisoned)
Brother Blood (headmaster) (Deceased)
H.I.V.E. Headmistress (Status Unknown)
H.I.V.E. Guards (Destroyed)
Robotic Replicas of Cyborg (Cyclones) (Destroyed)
Me: We destroyed all of the H.I.V.E. and killed Brother Blood and sent some of them off to prison for life.
Aqualad: That's good you did. At least we'll never have to worry about Brother Blood ever again.
Qin: Yeah but I'm glad we never have to see him again. He sounded like really bad news.
Me: He was a very formidable adversary.
Aquaman: I know. Good that you have been doing a good job Jackson.
Aqualad: Thanks Arthur.
Then the alarm went off.
Me: Uh oh! Something is going on.
They went to the computer and they saw that TRIDENT was back!
Trident is a villain from the Teen Titans show. He is a powerful foe from Atlantis and a special enemy of Aqualad.
Trident is first seen sinking a cargo ship and taking with it, containers of toxic waste. This forced the Teen Titans to stop him. Trident attacked their submarine but retreated when Aqualad faced him. While the Titans wait until their sub is fixed, Beast Boy and Aqualad search for Trident's hideout. They find out that Trident uses the toxic waste to clone himself so that he would take over Atlantis and Earth. The clones started fighting when Beast Boy said that which one was the best. While they did not stop the clones from hatching, the other Titans arrived in time to blast the entrance to the cave sealing Trident and his clones inside.
Trident was later freed and was recruited into the Brotherhood of Evil. He teamed up with Plasmus to capture Aqualad and Tramm. They both succeeded and were well rewarded by the Brotherhood. During the final battle with the Titans at the Brotherhood's headquarters, he is defeated by Thunder and flash-frozen with the rest of the villains.
Aqualad: Trident!
Me: Whoa! I've heard of him. He was one of the most dangerous criminals that is wanted by Atlantis.
Aqualad: That's right.
Aquaman: He's one of the most dangerous enemies in all of Atlantis next to Black Manta.
Me: Sounds like you all have a really bad history with this guy.
Beast Boy: He sure does.
Me: We'll help you all take him down.
Aqualad: Look, Trident is my responsiblity. I can't ask you guys to go with me.
Nico: Aqualad, we have a saying in this team. Never fight alone!
Me: That's right. We are all in this together. It took all of our teamwork to take down the most dangerous enemies in the universe.
Beast Boy: Besides, the last time you fought Trident by yourself, he had Plasmus with him. And they both overpowered you before you ended up getting frozen. Even if Tramm did come and try to help you.
Robin: I remember that.
Me: Yeah. But we killed almost all of the Brotherhood of Evil. Some of them are still at large and the Teen Titans enemies are now our enemies.
Nico: Yeah.
Laney: We should worry about what Trident is doing.
Me: Right.
Aqualad: Okay.
We went out to face Trident.
Out on the waters of Lake Michigan, we were ready to face Trident.
Trident: Ah, Titans. How long has it been? (to the Loud Kids) Don't try and be heroes, kids. Just run along and play.
Lincoln then went at him faster than a bolt of lightning and slammed into his stomach with a massive and devastating punch that sent him skidding and he crashed into an island.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Lincoln: That was too easy.
Trident: It's not over yet.
Out of the water came a massive army of Tridents! There were hundreds of them!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!
Nico: HOLY SHIT! There's hundreds of them!
Aqualad: I forgot to mention that he can create hundreds of copies of himself to be in many places at once.
Me: Whoa!
Lisa: Very ingenious!
Vypra: Indeed it is.
We saw the Masters of Evil with Trident.
Me: Oh great.
Vypra: (to us) The previous times, you fought us individually. But now, you're fighting all 6 of us at the same time!
Me: You just love making our job harder, don't you Vypra.
Vypra: It's what I live for.
Dark Spicer: (to Titans East) Here's your warning: Your asses are about to be kicked!
Lincoln: Not if we kick yours first!
Number 7: And I believe you know him.
We then saw a familiar foe that we thought was destroyed: Dominikos Ioannis Petrakis A.K.A. AVALANCHE!
Laney: AVALANCHE!
Vypra: I see you two know each other.
Me: We met when we fought the Brotherhood of Mutants. He escaped after Ed punched him into the lake. We couldn't find him so that we could finish him off.
Avalanche: Yes and Trident found me and saved me.
Me: That was nice of him Dominikos. I see you still have some fight left in you.
Avalanche: Indeed.
?: He's not the only one.
We then saw a figure come out of the water and it was WITCHBLADE from episode 7 of the Alien Rangers!
Lord Zedd's old friend Witchblade was sent to prevent the Alien Rangers from finding pure water instead of a monster made by Finster. She battled the Blue Ranger, trying to prevent him from re-hydrating. She was destroyed by the Shogun Megazord.
Cestro: (Alien Voice) Witchblade!
Witchblade: Its been a long time Aquitar Rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent by Lord Zedd to prevent the Aquitar Rangers from re-hydrating!
Witchblade: That's right. You watched me on TV haven't you?
Me: We sure did. And you are also named after a very popular anime called Witchblade.
Lori: That is literally one of my favorite mangas.
Lincoln was surprised about this.
Lincoln: I didn't know you liked that show Lori!
Lori: I've literally had a lot of hobbies growing up Lincoln.
Me: That's cool.
Witchblade: You know the difference between me and the Wicked Witch of the West? I'm not gonna die when I make contact with water!
Me: That reference is over 81 years old. She has been dead for a long time.
Dark Spicer: I have two new aliens to show you.
Dark Spicer then turned into a Splixson Mutant hybrid. He looked a lot like Ditto but he was purple and he had horns on his head with numbers on them.
Splitlife: Meet Splitlife! (makes several clones of himself)
Shanan: A mutant Splixson. This time it has a number horn. Very distinguishable.
Dust Man: Great! More Clones!
Splitlife: Yep. It's really gonna be difficult for you guys, huh?
Me: Not really.
Spltilife clones himself and throws the clone at Dust Man. As soon as the clone made contact with Dust Man, he kicked him. The other Splitlife clones then dogpiled on me.
Splitlife clone 1: Grab his legs! (gives me a wedgie)
Me: HEY!
Splitlife clone 2: I've got his ears! (gives me a wet willie)
Me: EW! You are so disgusting!
I flared up my power and blew him away!
I got up.
Me: Yuck! A wet willie.
I put my underwear back.
Me: That was not funny!
Splitlife: That's not all.
He then turned into a mutant Opticoid. He was a black opticoid and he had ugly eyes all over his body and he had some eyes on tentacles.
Darkeye: Say hello to Darkeye!
Tundra Man: Oh, great! All of Dark Spicer's eyes are looking at us now!
Darkeye: Eye think that's the least of your problems! (launches energy beams from one of his eyes at Tundra Man)
Laney flew and sent the blast back at Dark Spicer and it hit him and exploded.
Luan: That was a terrible joke!
?: He's not the only one you fuckers have to face.
Me: Its been 150,000 years since I destroyed your fucking face Hidan of Jashin!
We then saw a figure come out and it was HIDAN OF JASHIN!
Hidan (in Japanese: 飛段) is a minor antagonist of Naruto. He is the partner of Kakuzu (despite having mutual dislike for each other) and was the second newest member of Akatsuki, at the time of his introduction. Kisame Hoshigaki laughingly referred to Hidan and Kakuzu as the "Zombie Brothers".
He served as one of the two main antagonists in the Akatsuki Supression Mission arc.
He was voiced by Masaki Terasoma in the Japanese version, and Chris Edgerly in the English dubbed version.
Hidan hailed from Yugakure, the Village Hidden in Hot Water. After it deteriorated from a shinobi village to a tourist site, Hidan became infuriated with how things were turning out. He believed that the shinobi that resided there were meant to kill, and thus slaughtered his neighbors before leaving Yugakure, and joining the cult-like faith known as Jashin, a religion that worshiped a deity of the same name. The primary teaching of this faith appears to be kill thy neighbor, where anything less than utter destruction is considered a sin. Through experiments with Jashin's secret technique, Hidan was also granted immortality.
Eventually, he joined the Akatsuki after seeing Kakuzu, a man who he saw as a pioneer in immortality and eventually was partnered with.
Part II
After he and Kakuzu defeat Kumogakure's Yugito Nii, the Jinchūriki of Matatabi the Two-Tails, and handed her to Zetsu, Hidan makes his way to the Land of Fire to capture Naruto. However, Hidan begrudgingly joined Kakuzu in attacking a temple so his partner could the bounty on the head monk, Chiriku. While he waited for Kakuzu to collect the money, Hidan was ambushed by a ninja group led by Asuma Sarutobi and his apprentice Shikamaru. In the battle that ensued, Hidan manages to get his hands on Asuma's blood and creates out the ritual to kill his opponent by stabbing himself in the heart despite Shikamaru's attempt to stop him. When reinforcements from Konoha arrived as Shikamaru collapsed, Hidan is reluctantly called back by Pain to aid in the extraction of Matatabi.
Once the sealing was over, Hidan and Kakuzu headed for Konoha, eager to continue their battle before being jumped by Shikamaru with the rest of Team Asuma and Kakashi Hatake. But with Kakuzu aiding him, Hidan overpowers Team Asuma, until Shikamaru leads him away from the battle and engages him one-on-one. Once led to the Nara Clan Forest, Shikamaru's shadow possession wears off, and Hidan takes the opportunity to draw his blood and kill him. However, Shikamaru tricks Hidan into unwittingly harming Kakuzu using a vial of his blood that Kakashi had filled earlier. Soon after, Hidan finds himself covered in explosive tags as Shikamaru detonates them all to literally blow Hidan to bits as what remained of his still living body parts are buried. Hidan curses his opponent, telling him he will eventually escape and kill Shikamaru, but he denies this, telling him that the deer guarding the forest will prevent his escape.
During the Fourth Great Ninja War, a reanimated Kakuzu reveals that Hidan still lives but slowly dying from lack of nutrition.
Hidan: It's nice that you remember me. I'm flattered that you do.
Me: I will never forgive you for your crimes Hidan.
Qin: Who is he?
Me: That's Hidan. He's a member of a satanic cult that worships the evil god of destruction Jashin. They are ruthless and extremely savage and they kill with total pleasure. We thought that they were destroyed ages ago.
Qin gasped.
Me: I know. He's immortal like me and the only option I had when I faced him and Kakazu was to send them into the sun. Total obliteration.
Nico: Geez!
Me: I know. Speaking of which, usually Kakazu is with you Hidan.
Hidan: Normally yes.
Me: What's wrong? Did you two break up in a bad gay relationship?
We laughed!
Hidan growled in rage.
Avalanche: (to Ed) I actually learned something from our previous encounter.
Ed: What's that?
Avalanche: (takes out serum) To defeat a monster, you must become a monster! (drinks serum)
That's when he turns into his rock monster form.
Me: WHOA! He's now on par with Ed! Lets take them down!
Troy: Time to take all these clones out!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Royal Flush Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the J.A.K.Q. Squad from 1977.
Me: Lets take them on and destroy them! I'll face Hidan. He and I have an old score to settle.
Eddy: Me, Dust Man and Tundra Man will take on Dark Spicer.
Iron Boy: I'll face Zs'Skayr.
Tara: Waffle Woman for me.
Luan: I'll face Vypra.
Spiderman: I got Vanitas.
Ed: I got Avalanche and Number 7.
Nico: Me, Maria, the Megaforce Rangers and the Aquitar Rangers will face Witchblade.
Me: And the rest of you will face Trident. Where are Professor Calamitous and Lord Drakkon? Usually they are with you.
Vypra: You guys really did a number on them so we let them recuperate.
Me: I see. That's what happens when you underestimate our power. Lets dance.
We went at each other and I snapped my fingers and me and Hidan were on the mountain planet EIGANJARO!
Planet Eiganjaro is a Neptune-Sized Super Earth planet that is located in the galaxy Centaurus A approximately 16 million light-years away from Earth. The mountains are the highest in the universe. They are 438,000+ feet high. Normally a mountain that tall would be crushed to to the atmospheric pressure. But the bigger the planet, the more likely it will support mountains that high.
Battle 1: Me VS Hidan.
Hidan: What the!? What is this place!?
Me: I took us to another planet to avoid having the others get hurt. We can fight here without restriction.
Hidan: So you know the universe.
Me: I sure do. And just for the record Hidan, I'm not the same person you faced in 150,000 years. I'm far more powerful than ever before.
I then flared up my power and then I transformed into a Super Angel-Ebonwu 100,000 Elemental Phoenix!
Me: (Divine Voice) You are about to face the power of a being that has transcended into a god.
Hidan: We shall see. I'm immortal.
Me: Lets see if your immortality can stand up to me.
I flew at him faster than a laser and punched him in the stomach with devastating force and kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into a mountain.
Me: Try this one on. BETELGEUSE STYLE NINJA ART: ARROW OF THE RED STAR!
I formed a bow made of pure red fire with a white hot arrow. When it was formed it emitted the loud bang of a thermonuclear explosion. I fired it and it went at 200,000 miles per hour and it created a massive wall of red fire. It hit Hidan and exploded with the massive power of the Castle Bravo nuclear explosion minus the radiation. Escape from this technique is completely impossible.
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Hidan got up and he came at me with his triple-bladed scythe.
Me: Try this one! BETELGEUSE STYLE NINJA ART: SCYTHE OF THE RED WILDFIRE!
I formed a powerful scythe made of pure red fire and we clashed our scythes and I slashed Hidan and burned his arm off and he screamed in excruciating pain. His arm exploded and splattered his blood everywhere in a massive fiery explosion.
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Me: That must've hurt huh?
Hidan: DAMN YOU!
Me: You should say that to yourself you fuckwad.
Hidan: I will not lose to you ever again! YOU ARE FINISHED!
Me: I think not.
I then went at him and slashed him in half and cleaved him in half and he exploded in a massive explosion of red fire.
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Hidan exploded into nothing but a massive wall of red fire and he was incinerated in an instant. All that was left of him was his scythe, headband and necklace.
His spirit then appeared.
Me: You have cheated death for the last time Hidan. You will never terrorize the world all for the power of an evil god that doesn't exist.
I held out my hand to him.
Me: HAKAI!
Hidan glowed purple and he screamed in pain as he was being obliterated in an instant. He was erased from existence for all eternity as if he was never born at all.
Me: What a waste of a life.
I took Hidan's necklace, headband and Triple-Bladed scythe and kept them as trophies.
Me: Now to help everyone else.
I went back to Earth.
Battle 2: Eddy, Dust Man, and Tundra Man vs Dark Spicer
Eddy, Dust Man and Tundra Man were facing Dark Spicer.
Eddy: They're playing our song Dark Spicer. Time to dance.
Eddy punched him in the face and fired blasts of light at him and burned him and Dust Man fired powerful blasts of garbage at him with his Dust Crusher and they hit him and exploded.
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Tundra Man skated on the water and froze it and he fired blasts of ice at him and froze him and Eddy kicked him in the face and knocked him down.
Tundra Man: Now that is a worthy performance!
Dust Man: You said it.
Eddy fired a powerful blast of light and sent Dark Spicer flying.
Battle 3: Iron Boy vs Zs'Skayr
Iron Boy was facing Zs'Skayr.
Zs'Skayr: Time for this ghost to wipe you out.
Iron Boy: We'll see about that.
Iron Boy fired powerful repulsor blasts at Zs'Skayr and they hit him and exploded.
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Zs'Skayr was sent flying and he was knocked down.
Battle 4: Tara vs Waffle Woman
Tara was facing Waffle Woman once again.
Tara: You still can bring good breakfast everywhere if you turn to the side of good.
Waffle Woman: I am what I am Markov.
Tara: Lets dance.
Tara threw many rocks at her and they hit her all over and exploded.
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Waffle Woman was burned and she fired a syrup blast and it hit the land behind Tara and exploded.
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Tara threw a massive chunk of earth at Waffle Woman and flattened her like a pancake.
SPLAT!
She was down but not out and she was weakened.
Battle 5: Spiderman vs Vanitas
Spiderman was facing Vanitas yet again.
Spiderman: You know Vanny, it's pretty cool facing you again.
Vanitas: Thanks Parker.
Spiderman fired blasts of web and they hit him and exploded and Vanitas fired blasts of dark fire and they hit the water all over as Spiderman was dodging them. Massive fiery explosions were blasting the water all over the place and even some of the land.
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Spiderman then hit him with explosive webbing and knocked him down.
Spiderman: Just another job well done by your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Battle 6: Luan vs Vypra
Luan was facing Vypra yet again.
Vypra: So the jokester is up for a fight.
Luan: As always Vypra. And that is no joke. You can't Fight your way out of this one. (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, it will be a big fight.
Vypra: So it shall.
Luan and Vypra went at each other and clashed their swords and it was a massive clash as sparks were flying all over the place and setting some of the lake on fire.
Luan fired a powerful blast of light and it hit Vypra and exploded.
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Vypra got up and fired a powerful blast of darkness and Luan fired a powerful blast of light and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
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The explosion blew Vypra back.
Luan: Try this one on! LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: MOONLIGHT SONATA!
Luan flew into the air and the full moon shined behind her as Beethoven's 14th Symphony the Moonlight Sonata played in the background and the moon fired beams of light at Vypra and they hit her all over and exploded.
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Luan: Also try this one! LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: HYMN OF THE CHERUBIM!
Luan sang Tchaikovsky's Hymn of the Cherubim and the divine singing of angels graced the skies as light from the heavens shined onto the land and it hit Vypra all over and exploded with incredible power.
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Vypra was knocked down and badly burned and hurt.
Luan: That is true Light power.
Battle 7: Edzilla vs Avalanche and Number 7
Ed turned into Edzilla and he was facing Avalanche and Number 7.
Edzilla: ED SMASH ROCK FACE!
Ed punched Avalanche in the face with devastating force and fired a powerful blast of fire from his mouth and burned him all over and he punched Number 7 and sent her flying. Avalanche was knocked down and I appeared and stripped him of his powers and made them my own.
Maria came over.
Maria: (looks at the unconscious Avalanche) We could kill Avalanche right now. But there's been enough death among mutants.
Me: I have a better place for Dominikos.
I snapped my fingers and beamed him to the Uranus Prison.
Battle 8: Nico, Maria, the Megaforce Rangers and the Aquitar Rangers VS Witchblade.
Nico, Maria, the Megaforce Rangers and the Aquitar Rangers were facing Witchblade.
Nico: The Magna company called and they want Witchblade back.
Nico punched her in the face and Maria fired a powerful blast of energy and water and it hit her and exploded.
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The Megaforce Rangers and Aquitar Rangers blasted her all over the place and powerful explosions blasted all over her.
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Nico fired a powerful energy blast and it hit her and exploded.
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Witchblade: Oh, no, I'm falling, falling! What a world!
She fell and exploded.
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Nico: You have failed this universe. And that line was 81 years too old.
Maria: Yeah! But it was a good line.
Delphine: (Alien Voice) At least we never have to see that witch again.
Nico: You said it Delphine. Now we have to destroy Trident.
Battle 9: TRIDENT
We all were now facing the massive Trident army.
Me: This ends now Trident.
Trident 2: We shall see about that.
Trident 3: We will rule this world after we rule Atlantis.
Aquaman: Not gonna happen you freak.
Trident 4: Yes it will.
Me: Lets get him!
We went at the massive Trident army and I punched one in the face and fired a powerful blast of lightning and it electrocuted a bunch of them all over and they exploded.
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Lucy Loud: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: APOCALYPSE TOMORROW!
Lucy flew into the air as the song Apocalypse Tomorrow by Charles Evans plays and she fired a powerful wave of darkness and it turned into the legendary 4 Horsemen of The Apocalypse plays and the powerful horsemen slashed and blasted numerous Trident's in powerful explosions of fire and energy.
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Me: Wow! That was awesome Lucy!
Lucy Loud: Thanks J.D.
Lincoln: Lets see him survive this. LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: MASTER OF SHADOWS!
Lincoln flew into the air as the song Master of Shadows by Two Steps from Hell played in the background and he fired a massive wave of lightning and it formed into a huge wall that showed powerful scenes from the movie 2012 from 2009 and it sent rocks and boulders, lava bombs, massive megatsunamis and powerful blasts of energy at numerous Trident's and they exploded.
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When the explosions faded, much of the lake was completely on fire and many dead Trident's littered the water and they were burning.
Me: WHOA! That was epic!
Lincoln: Wow! No kidding!
Nico: That was so awesome! I remember seeing all those scenes from the movie 2012 and that was really awesome and scary!
May: No kidding! But that was awesome!
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Luan: Here's a good one. LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL!
Luan flew into the air as light shined down on her and United We Stand, Divided We Fall by Two Steps From Hell played in the background and it sent a massive shower of light fireballs at many of the Trident's and they hit them and exploded all over.
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Eddy: WHOA! That was amazing!
Lensay: YAY MOMMY!
Me: Wow! Luan that was so Illuminating!
Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D. Thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
Laney: Let me try one. CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: HAUGHS OF CROMDALE!
Laney flew into the air and vines and plants grew all over her as the song Haughs of Cromdale, a famous Irish Ballad from the late 17th century played and it sent massive blasts of green energy and vines they destroyed and slaughtered many Tridents.
Me: Whoa!
Natilee: (Irish Accent) That was real well done lass!
Laney: Thanks Natilee.
Aqua: Here's one I've been wanting to try out. OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: NAUTILUS!
Aqua went underwater and spread her wings and the light of the full moon shined on her in the water as the song Nautilus from the band 2002 played and she called a squad of powerful mermaid warriors and fish and they slashed and cut a bunch of the Trident Army and brutally destroyed them.
Sora: Wow! Way to go sis!
Nico: Wow! That was so awesome!
Aqua emerged.
Aqua: Thanks guys.
Lola: This one is a good one. FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: FIREBIRD SUITE!
Lola flew into the air and the song The Firebird Suite by Igor Stravinsky played in the background and Lola sent a massive blast of fire that turned into the terrifying Firebird from Fantasia 2000. It was a phoenix made entirely of pure lava and it went at some of the Trident Army and engulfed many of them and incinerated and burned them.
Me: WHOA! That was awesome!
Lily: That's one of my favorite classical musicals. The Firebird Suite was an awesome musical.
Nico: That was a cool version of it though and I don't think we've ever encountered the Firebird before.
Me: We'll have to face him later on.
Lucy Loud: I know this will be a scary one. DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: A NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN!
Lucy flew into the air and the song A Night On Bald Mountain by Modest Mussorgsky played and she sent a powerful wave of darkness that turned into the souls of the damned from Fantasia and waves of fire and demons went at many of the Trident Army and destroyed them in massive fiery explosions.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOMM! KRABOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
The army was destroyed and all that was left was the Original Trident.
Me: So you are the Original Trident.
Trident: Yes you caught me.
Lincoln: Lets get him!
We went at Trident and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and Nico punched him in the back and jumped in front of him as he swung his trident at him and kicked him in the face and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over.
Me: Time for some teamwork!
Lincoln: I'll start us off!
Aurore: Let me help too. FEEL THE WRATH OF THE STORM!
Aurore turned into STORMY WEATHER!
Lincoln and Stormy Weather fired a powerful blast of lightning.
Lincoln and Stormy Weather: LIGHTNING SUPERSTRIKE THUNDERCLAP!
The blasts of lightning hit Trident and electrocuted him and exploded all over.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Me: Wow! That was well done!
Stormy Weather: Thanks J.D.
Me: I guess the powers Hawk Moth gave you really were beneficial.
Bonnie (Pokemon): Thanks to me.
Me: Yep.
Stormy Weather: (Giggles) Thanks J.D. and yes. I will always be forever in Bonnie's debt for saving me.
Skullcruncher: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his jaw strength 100-fold.
Runamuck: Time for some friction power! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Friction Rifle 100-fold.
Skullcruncher and Runamuck: BITING FRICTION BURN!
Runamuck fired a powerful Friction blast and it hit Trident and gave him a flaming friction burn and Skullcruncher bit him with incredible power and shook him all over the place and threw him into the water.
Skullcruncher: (Smack) (Italian Accent) That's a Spicy Meat-aball!
Nico: (Laughs) Good one Skullcruncher.
Skullcruncher: Thanks boss.
G1 Chase: I see you! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his radar powers 100-fold and turned them into sonic blasters.
Black Canary: Time for some sonic power! JUSTICE LEAGUE CYBER KEY POWER!
The Justice League Cyber Planet Key went into right arm device and enhanced her Sonic Scream powers 100-fold.
G1 Chase and Black Canary: SUPERSONIC HYPER SCREAM!
They fired a powerful sonic blast wail and it hit Trident and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Lets finish him with our Final Smashes!
Robin: I'll start us off! GRENADE SHOWER OF THE BIRD!
Robin threw a powerful shower of birdarang grenades and they hit Trident all at once and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Starfire: It is my turn! STAR SHOWER OF TAMARAN!
Starfire fired a massive starbolt barrage at Trident and they all hit him and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Cyborg: This is gonna hurt. SONIC BEAM OF BOO-YAH!
Cyborg fired a massive blast of energy from his arm and it hit Trident and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Raven: The Dark Magic of Azerath will haunt you! AZERATH METRION ZINTHOS!
Raven fired a powerful blast of black lightning and it hit Trident and exploded all over.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Beast Boy: The Animal Kingdom is gonna smash you yo! BRONTOSAURUS MEGASLAM!
Beast Boy flew into the air as a hummingbird and then turned into a Brontosaurus and he fell onto Trident and slammed into him with a massive crash and splash!
KRAAAASPPPPPLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!
Trident was floating on the surface.
Tara: The Earth with smash you! MOTHER EARTH ROCK PILLARSMASH!
Tara formed two powerful pillars of rock and they smashed Trident in between them.
Gloria: YEAH MOM!
Selena: YEAH!
Aqualad: This is for ruining the ocean! NEPTUNE MAELSTROM SUPERSPIN!
Aqualad formed a massive whirlpool and it was spinning Trident in it all over.
Speedy: Time for some shots! ARROWS OF HAMMERING JUSTICE!
Speedy fired a powerful barrage of arrows and they formed into deadly mace balls and slammed into Trident with incredible force.
Bumblebee: Time for some serious stinging power! BUMBLEBEE DEATHBLAST STING!
Bumblebee fired powerful laser blasts from her blasters and they hit Trident and it really hurt.
Mas y Menos: (Speaking Spanish) La velocidad de más y menos! MÁS Y MENOS SÍ PODEMOS! ¡VELOCIDAD SUPER LIGERA SLAM! (The Speed of Plus and Minus! PLUS AND MINUS YES WE CAN! SUPER LIGHTNING SPEED SLAM!)
They went at Trident with incredible speed and lightning and they slammed into him with incredible force and sent him crashing into the land.
Ben: Lets see how he likes this new ultimate form.
Ben then turned into ULTIMATE UPCHUCK! He now had 4 eyes, four eyes and he had a second huge mouth in the middle of his stomach with three tentacle tongues.
Ben: ULTIMATE UPCHUCK!
Me: Whoa! An Evolved Gourmand!
Shanan: Wow! This is the coolest one I've ever seen. I've never known Gourmands could get a second mouth in their stomachs.
Riley: That is freaky. But really awesome!
Ultimate Upchuck: Watch this.
He went and took some rocks and ate them and he fired more powerful energy blasts from his mouths and they hit Trident all over and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Lucy Loud: Lets see how he likes the darkness. VAMPIRIC DARKNESS BAT SWARM!
Lucy fired a powerful blast of darkness and it turned into a colony of vampire bats and they went at Trident and they sucked out his blood.
Laney: Lets see how he likes these plants. WHITE SNAKEROOT POISON DEATH!
Laney fired a powerful cloud of seeds from the deadly White Snakeroot plant and it covered Trident and he was coughing and gagging as he was poisoned.
Lana: Here's hell freezing over! ICE LIGHTNING MEGAFREEZE!
Lana fired a powerful blast of ice lightning and it hit Trident and froze him.
Lola: Feel the burn of fire! FIRE DRAGONSTORM INCINERATION!
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and it turned into a deadly dragon and it hit Trident and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lisa: It's time for this Aquatic criminal mastermind to meet the depths of oblivion! IONIC RAYBLAST SUPERSTRIKE!
Lisa fired a powerful blast of ionic energy from her hands and it hit Trident and knocked his trident out of his hands.
Lily: Time for you to see the light of your maker! LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: AVE MARIA!
Lily flew into the air as powerful rays of light shined down from the heavens and she sang the world famous song Ave Maria by Franz Schubert. It sent powerful beams of light from the angels and it slammed into Trident and knocked him down.
Aqualad then took Trident's trident and then stabbed him in the heart and killed him.
Raven: (Aqualad keeps stabbing Trident's corpse with his own trident) Aqualad, Trident's dead. You can stop now.
Aqualad: I'm not pulling this out until Trident's spirit appears to be sealed into the Book of Vile Darkness.
He then appeared.
Nicole: Your crimes are unforgivable Trident. (Chants an Incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!
Trident was sucked into the book of Vile Darkness.
Trident: I WILL RETURN!
He was gone for good.
Naruto then fired an energy blast and it went into a cave with a machine in it and destroyed it.
Me: Nice job bro.
Naruto: Thanks bro. Now we've seen the last of Trident.
A roar was heard and we turned and we saw THE CREEPY KEEPER!
The Creepy Keeper was the disguise of Verona Dempsey, who used it to create her own commercial monopoly (by wrecking ships of rival importers while allowing only her own ships to come in).
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's The Creepy Keeper!
Qin: Geez!
Me: I remember him! He was really Verona Dempsey. She was using the story of the Creepy Keeper to wreck the ships of her rival importers so that her own would get in uncontested for the materials she needs for really good long underwear.
Daphne: And she has really good long underwear.
Qin: I'll bet.
Me: Verona got 20 to 40 years in prison for her crimes and was ordered to pay a restitution of $300,000,000.00.
Nico: Hefty penalty.
Me: Yep.
May: I got this creep.
May went up to the Creepy Keeper and punched it in the face and kicked it in the stomach and punched him in the face with a deadly uppercut and she kicked him in the chest and back and knocked him down and then she knocked him down. May then took off its mask and too our shock it was VERONA DEMPSEY!
Me: It's Verona Dempsey!
Velma: Jinkies! She must've escaped from prison.
Me: But how? She was placed in a maximum security prison.
Nico: That's what I would like to know.
The cops arrived and rearrested Verona.
Nico: Nice job May.
Me: Verona is now looking at life in Solitary Confinement for escaping.
Verona: And I would've gotten away with it again if it weren't for that meddling kid!
May: Tough luck bitch.
Me: Nice one.
Aqualad: (To the viewers) Never mess with the rules of the ocean or anyone on Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Or else.
Me: You said it. Great job Jackson.
Aqualad: Thanks J.D. It was cool helping all of you.
Aquaman: That's my helper and sidekick. He's a great leader too.
Me: He sure is Arthur. He sure is.
Lincoln: Listen, Dark Spicer. Before you guys teleport out, we just want to thank you for proving JD's innocence.
Dark Spicer (smiles): Don't mention it.
Lincoln: And remember what you said about us always giving you a challenge whenever we fight? Well, we feel the same way.
Dark Spicer: Well, I expected that. But remember what I said about you guys hugging me.
With that, the 6 members of the Masters of Evil teleport out.
We later went back home and Titans East now lives with us.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete and another Teen Titans Villain bites the dust.
Trident was a weird villain from Teen Titans but he was really cool. I remember watching that episode back a long time ago and it was awesome! Hidan from Naruto Shippuden was a terrible freak of nature and I'm glad he is dead. The next villain we're facing is the evil versions of the 9 Jinchuriki. Get ready for a really explosive fight as me and Nico take them on in a powerful fight that will shake the cosmos to the core! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is the Goosebumps book Lets Get Invisible and we're going to face evil mirror universe counterparts of Max and his friends.
See you all tomorrow.
