HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY 2020 EVERYONE!
At the estate, it was Irish fun.
Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag, and Horsea: HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, EVERYBODY!
Nico: Happy St. Patrick's Day to you all too.
Everyone was dressed in green and all things Irish.
Lori: This is literally a fun day.
Natilee: (Irish Accent) Tis a beautiful day lads. Love Ireland and the Luck of the Irish.
Lincoln: It's beautiful.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: (Slurred speech) Hey guys!
In came me and I was drunk as a loon! I had a bottle of Guinness Beer in my hands.
Me: (Drunk) Hey buddies.
I went over to the couch and sat down and I was crazy drunk.
Nico: Oh, fuck me. J.D.'s drunk!
Laney: How much has he drank!?
Lana: I think this much.
Lana came in with a bunch of cans and bottles of Guinness Beer.
Me: (Drunk) So I says "Yeah? If you want that money, come and find it. Cause I don't know where it is ya Baloney! You make me want to Wretch!" (BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH)
Barney Gumble: Man I can't believe that I sound like that when I'm drunk.
Homer: No kidding.
Me: (To Lincoln) YOU STINK! (Hiccup) YOU AND YOUR WHOLE LOUSY OPERATION STINKS! (BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH) I've been wanting to tell you all for years. I QUIT!
Nico: Okay J.D. I think you need a nap.
Me: You shut up!
Nico: Lets go big guy.
Me: Shut up! It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold!
Nico grabbed me and took me to my room.
Nico put me into my bed and I went to sleep. He came back.
Nico: Well, guys. It looks like I'm the temporary leader of the team now. Again.
Lincoln: Okay.
French Narrator: ["The Lake Huron" sign is shown at Lake Huron] Ah, Lake Huron. A relaxing retreat for the citizens of Gotham Royal York. [The scene starts to pan through a wide shot of Lake Huron] A place for fun and frolic, but soon fun shall turn to fear, [The panning stops at the lake itself] for deadly danger creeps their way [creepy-looking words appear that read "IT CAME FROM LAKE HURON!"] and IT CAME FROM LAKE HURON! [A female scream is heard]
[The scene changes to show the bottom half of Dale exiting the lagoon. The scene pans up to reveal that he is licking a pink ice cream cone. The scene widens to show that he is passing Tommy with a red shovel and orange pale digging up sand and putting it in the pale, Scooter and Bill sunbathing, Nat rubbing sunscreen on Abigail-Marge's back, and Dennis playing volleyball with Nazz-Mimi. He stops just in time to see Lincoln wearing his red swim suit and Leni wearing her light green swim suit and green swim cap pass by him. The scene follows Leni and Lincoln until they stop. They give each other excited faces and start laughing with excitement. They Run away from an oncoming tide. They chase the receding tide. They go back and forth two times. The scene zooms into show just their faces. They continue to laugh. The giant shadow of a giant wave emerges]
Leni and Lincoln: Uh-oh.
[The scene pans out to show the giant wave. The two get submerged in the wave. The scene changes to the open lagoon. Lincoln and Leni's bottom halves float into the scene. Lincoln gets up and gasps. He turns Leni right-side-up]
Leni: Hey, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yes, Leni?
Leni: Do you know how to swim?
Lincoln: Yes.
Leni: I don't.
Lincoln: Hmm, I wonder why you're not sinking to the bottom of the lake. [A big round purple object lifts Leni into the air. Leni screams] Lincoln, you're floating! And usually that's with your powers!
Leni: Oh. [another one lifts Lincoln in the air] Hey, you're floating too! What happened?
Lincoln: [He looks down at his object] These weird bubbles saved us.
Leni: These are totes weird bubbles. [She pokes on his bubble] It's all purple and sticky.
Lincoln: [He sticks his hand on the bubble and stretches it a little] And it's really stretchy. It's some kind of ooze bubble.
Leni: [She smells the goo bubble] Well, the smell makes my nose tickle. [She sneezes which causes the bubble to bounce on the lake's surface. She giggles.] Hey, it bounces!
Lincoln: That is a strong bubble.
[Lincoln and Leni smile at each other signifying that they are thinking of doing the same thing. Lincoln and Leni bounce on the Lake's surface like they're playing on hopping balls while laughing. Lincoln bounces above Nat, who is in a doughnut-shaped pool floaty that has red and white stripes on it. Nat sighs. Leni bounces on him causing him to go under the lake's surface. He emerges through the floaty and gasps for "air"]
Leni: Sorry!
[The scene changes to show on a surfer, who is normally the lifeguard, wearing Leni like pants surfing on a wave. Lincoln goes through the top of the wave and hits him on the head. This causes him to lose his balance and wipe out. The surfer reaches the surface and gasps for "air". Leni also bounces on him, causing him to go back under the surface of the lake. The scene changes to show a group of water ski acrobats and Thaddeus is driving the boat. The group consists of: on the bottom, Blue Fred, Sadie, and an orange fish; in the middle, Sandals and Nazz-Mimi; on the top, Dale, who is holding two red flags. Leni comes and bounces on the group, knocking them over. The scene changes to show Ophelia Shroud, Lisa Loud's arch nemesis, selling chum food in a cart on the beach, while wearing a farmer's hat and a red bandanna]
Ophelia Shroud: Chum! Get your red, hot chum here! What's the deal? According to my algorithm, [She takes out a calculator with the number "102682" on it.] beach-goers should be famished [She throws the calculator behind her] and looking for a treat. A treat like chum! Hello? It's perfectly edible, people! [A volleyball destroys Shroud's chum cart and causes her outfit to fly away] Oh, come on, man! This is my livelihood!
[The scene widens to show Mr. Grouse, wearing a blue swim suit, behind an orange beach chair putting up an orange and yellow umbrella.]
Mr. Grouse: [opens his umbrella] Ah, a beautiful day beachside. I couldn't think of a thing that could ruin this. [lays down on his chair]
Shroud: I could think of a few.
Mr. Grouse: [puts tanning lotion on his nose and lays down to tan with his tanning mirror. A big shadow appears above Mr. Grouse] Hey, you're blocking my light. [Lincoln appears from the sky, laughing, and crashes into Lincoln with his ooze bubble. This causes Mr. Grouse to go under the sand and to destroy both the umbrella and the chair. Mr. Grouse pops out of the sand] Loud? [Another shadow appear and Leni's laughter is heard. Leni appears and also crashes onto Mr. Grouse, who screams, with his ooze bubble. Again, Mr. Grouse goes under the sand. Mr. Grouse pops out of the sand with his tanning mirrors stuck to his head like a flower's petals. Shroud walks up to Mr. Grouse.]
Shroud: Ah, sweet karma. It can come from the most boneheaded of places. [She notices Lincoln and Leni bouncing on their ooze bubbles while laughing] Wait a second. What are those bouncing blobs of ooze?
Mr. Grouse: Boy I don't know. I've never seen something like them before. But I'm gonna find out. [Lincoln and Leni continue to bounce and laugh on their ooze bubbles until Mr. Grouse steps in front of them] Hold it! [Lincoln and Leni stop bouncing and their bubbles drop to the ground]
Lincoln: Oh hey Mr. Grouse. Long time no see.
Mr. Grouse: Same to you Lincoln. You too Leni. What I want to know is why you two have those?
Lincoln: Oh, sorry, Mr. Grouse. We're riding on these cool [He steps off the bubble and lifts it] ooze bubbles. They're floating out of Lake Huron.
[A strange robot comes out of the water and everyone screams and runs away in horror, except for Lincoln, Leni and Mr. Grouse who are too shocked to move. The robot opens itself revealing that it was just a suit controlled by Lisa Loud, Lincoln's little sister.]
Lisa Loud: Stop! [She exits the suit] Those bubbles are dangerous!
Lincoln: Dangerous?
Shroud: Dangerous?
Lincoln: [The scene changes to show Mr. Grouse, and Leni and Lincoln are holding their bubble separately] Fascinating. Tell us more.
Leni: Yeah, but with visual aids.
Lisa Loud: O-kay... [pushes a button on the front of her watch that opens up a projection screen while a robot arm from her backpack holds a projector. The projection says "DANGER" (in red letters) "BENEATH THE LAKE FLOOR" (in gold letters). The visual is of a normal lake background] My scientific investigation has [the camera cuts to the projection screen] revealed that deep beneath the lake floor is a volcanic pocket of super ooze. [The visual changes to show 5 layers: the top is the lake, the second is an light orange straight section that is probably the floor of the lagoon, the third is a red straight section that might be lava, the fourth section is straight and light brown and slightly smaller than the second layer, the fifth layer is a blackish straight layer that is about double the size of the third layer. The fifth layer also contains a purple section in the middle that has the words "SUPER OOZE" in gold letters. The visual aid then shows a zig-zag section that goes from the super ooze section all the way to the top of the second layer/bottom of the lake] A crack has formed releasing bubbles of the ooze to the surface which are toxic and very unstable. [The visual aid changes to show the crack at the bottom of the lake floor releasing super ooze that forms a bubble. The bubble starts to morph and then it pops all over the visual aid.] At any moment, it could lose its integrity and boom! It'll explode!
Lincoln: WHOA!
Leni: Like, that is dangerous!
Mr. Grouse: Geez!
[The scene changes to show Shroud next to a red phone booth with a button panel on it.]
Shroud: Loud is right. A giant goo bubble could really level the playing field. If someone were able to control its power, they'd control all of Gotham Royal York. And I'm going to be that someone. [lifts the panel's cover and pushes a red button on the Phone Booth and door opens. The exterior is barely shown, but of what is shown, it looks similar to the Pasta Bowl's lab interior. She goes inside and the door closes. The Phone Booth sinks into the sand and a purple and light purple clam-shaped sub flies out and dives into the lake.]
Lincoln: We got to be careful with these bubbles Leni.
Leni: Okay Linky.
Mr. Grouse: I agree.
[The bubble transition appears and the scene changes to show Shroud's clam-shaped sub in the depth of the lake surrounded by ooze bubbles. The scene changes to Shroud on the interior. She is sitting on a reddish brown seat and holding a yoke with a red button and a green button on it]
Shroud: [continues her search for the crack formed from the super ooze under the lake. She lets go of the yoke] I can't find this thing anywhere. [pulls out her binoculars and looks to the left of the vehicle] Come on, now. Think, Shroud. [she looks up] If you were a giant bubble of dangerous ooze, where would you be? [she goes back to the left]
Fiona Shroud: [pops up] Ophelia, this ship wasn't designed to reach these depths.
Shroud: That's great, sweetheart.
Fiona: If you continue this search much longer, your power supply will deplete and you'll sink.
Shroud: All right, Fiona. I'll make sure I write that down in my book, titled, Insignificant Things My Computer Told Me.
Fiona: Whatever. Go get stuck at the bottom of Lake Huron. It's your funeral.
Shroud: What did you say?
Fiona: I said, "Go get stuck at the bottom of Goo Lagoon."
Shroud: That's it, Fiona! The ooze bubble must be stuck at the bottom. We just have to get down there. Fiona, cut the power to the entire ship. [Fiona cuts the power and the ship starts sinking] Yes! [laughs evilly as her ship continues to sink until it finds the crack where the ooze bubbles are coming from] Look, there it is! Fiona, fire up the engine power. [Fiona restarts the ship] With my mechanical clam digger, I'll crack open this ooze-cano easy as a egg! Which is what it was built for, so... You know, that makes sense. [the ship lands into the crack as Shroud laughs evilly. Shroud pushes the button and the ship widens the crack] Yes! Yes! Bubble forth, my gooey wrath! [the lake floor begins to shake] And now to get the ding-dang out of here! [Shroud makes her getaway in her escape pod while the remains of her ship get swallowed up by the massive purple ooze rising from the crack]
Lincoln: Look! [a giant purple ooze bubble forms out of the water] Giant ooze bubble! [Lisa pops out from the sand under Lincoln]
Lisa: See, I told ya! [breaths crazily] Run for your lives!
Lincoln: Lisa calm down!
Leni: Lisa's really getting out of hand. [cuts to black screen]
Katherine Mulligan: This is Katherine Mulligan reporting live from Lake Huron where I'm standing in front of what appears to be some sort of gigantic purple gooey bubble rising out of the water. With me is Lisa Loud.
At the estate Nico was watching!
Nico: Hey guys! Look at this!
Everyone else came over.
Double D: Is that a giant bubble?
Lana: Whoa! Look at the size of that bubble!
Lola: It's massive!
Lily: It's huge!
Laney: I've never seen a giant bubble like that.
Nico: This sounds like it requires some investigation.
Aqua: Turn the three of us into Pokemon again. I can be a Kyogre again.
Sora: I want to be a Groudon.
Kairi: And I'll be a Rayquaza.
Maria: Are you sure you, Sora, and Kairi want to become Legendary Pokemon again, Aqua? You just became a Kyogre a few days ago.
Aqua: I know. But I want to help stop this bubble if it causes trouble.
Kairi: Me too.
Sora: Yeah.
Nico: Okay.
They were by the lake.
Kairi: Nico can you hold my ring for me until I'm human again?
Nico: Sure.
Kairi gave Nico her ring and he put it in his pocket.
Nico: Here we go.
Nico snapped his fingers and Aqua, Kairi, and Sora were on the ground, writhing in pain.
William: Are you guys ok?
Aqua: I'm gonna be fine.
Sora: Same here!
Kairi: Yeah!
Aqua bloated up.
Aqua: I feel gassy.
Kairi's legs turned into a long tail.
Kairi: Now I don't have to get those shoes.
Sora then sprouted Groudon's tail.
Sora: Yike! That is hot!
They turned into the Legendary Dinosaur Pokemon: Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza!
May: This time, Kairi's a Rayquaza. And Sora's a Groudon!
Laney: Wow! You guys look awesome as the Legendary Dinosaur Pokemon.
Lola: Just what I was thinking.
Nico: Yeah.
Optimus Prime: You sure you three will be okay like this for a while?
Aqua: We'll be fine.
Kairi: I can watch from the air like this.
Sora: I'll watch from the ground.
Aqua: And for me I'll watch from the air.
Sophie (OC): Sora you look awesome as a Groudon.
Leia (OC): And you look awesome as a Kyogre.
Mina (OC): I agree. And you look amazing as a Rayquaza, Kairi.
Kairi: Thanks.
Lori: I'll go with Kairi.
Lynn: I can go with Sora.
Maria: And I'll go with Aqua. They're gonna need towels after all this.
Nico: Good idea girls. [Pulls out blue, red and pink towels.] Here's some towels for you guys.
Maria: Thanks Nico.
Lynn: We'll hold on to them.
Lori: Okay.
Katherine Mulligan: Miss Loud, as Gotham Royal York's resident scientist of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, we look to you for answers. Who, what, how, why, when?
Lisa Loud: Well, Katherine, I won't really know anything until I run some tests, but I can tell you it's pretty serious. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get going. [reveals that Katherine is sitting in the boat with her along with Leni and Lincoln]
Katherine Mulligan: Oh, yes. Of course. [Katherine jumps into the water and pops up while her microphone is short circuiting] This is Katherine Mulligan and I'm soaking wet. Back to you.
Lincoln: Wow, it's so big!
Leni: It's huge!
Lisa: That is one massive size bubble. [picks up one of the oars] First, we'll check its ductility strength. [taps on the bubble a few times] Tight as a drum.
Lincoln: Really tough.
Leni: [takes the oar from Lisa] Oh, I want to play the drum! [attempts to hit it until Lisa grabs the oar]
Lisa: No, Leni, don't! That thing's volatile! There's no telling what kind of damage it'll cause if it pops!
Leni: Oh, fine. Here. I don't need that old stick anyways. [jumps onto the bubble, but bounces back causing her to crash into Lincoln and fall in the water. Water splashes onto Lisa]
Leni: Sorry.
Lisa: [pulls them out and back into the boat] Come on, elder siblings. We still have more tests to perform. I need a sample. Be a darling and hand me that bucket Lincoln.
Lincoln: Sure.
[Lincoln gets up and has a bucket stuck on his bottom. Leni giggles at that as Lisa takes the bucket and grabs a bit of ooze from the bubble] Ok, Lincoln, put a little bit of that ooze into this analyzer.
Lincoln: Okay.
[Lincoln pours the ooze in the mouth of Lisa's analyzer. The analyzer scans the ooze but goes haywire as a paper spits out]
Lisa: This is worse than I thought.
Lincoln: Look, Lisa. [makes a painting of Lisa out of ooze with Leni and giggles with him]
Lisa: How many times do I have to tell you that stuff's dangerous? Now, how are we gonna clean that gunk off?
Lincoln: [both Lincoln and Leni's hands are covered with ooze] Oh, yeah. Gross.
Lily and everyone else appeared.
Lily: I think I can help. [blows bubbles on Patrick's hands and the bubbles clean the ooze off]
Leni: Oh, they shine!
Lisa: Well, it seems to have stabilized. As long as it doesn't get any bigger, there's not too much to worry about. [ground rumbles]
Nico: Uh oh!
Lisa: That ain't good. [the force of the rumble causes a tidal wave which sends everyone flying while screaming and crashing onto the beach and onto Aqua.]
Katherine Mulligan: So, Miss Cheeks, what's the prognosis?
Lisa: Well, Katherine, it's my considered opinion that now would be a good time to- [ground rumbles] -run like hell! [everyone runs and screams]
Katherine Mulligan: [on tv] Well, there you have it. This is Katherine Mulligan about to be swallowed by a giant wave. [the wave crashes onto Katherine and the TV goes into color bars screen. Everyone at Lake Huron is running for their lives and screaming as the giant ooze bubble rolls on the beach.]
Leni: [runs to an outhouse] I'll catch up! I've gotta use the can! [close the door until the giant ooze bubble rolls onto it]
Lincoln: [trips over a rock] Whoa! [lands on his head in the sand and Lisa pulls him out. The giant ooze bubble almost rolls over Lincoln and Lisa and begins to float in the air above them]
Kairi: It's floating!
Lisa: Phew, that was a close one.
Leni: Help, help! Help! [punches through the door] I'm out of toilet paper in here! [the outhouse begins to slide off]
Lincoln: Look out! [Lincoln and Lisa run as the outhouse crashes onto the ground. Leni hangs on for her life but she begins to slip while some of the ooze sticks on her. She screams. Lincoln is flying and reaching out for Leni] Hang on, sis! Just a little bit more! [grabs Leni by her foot] Gotcha! [tries to pull her down but loses his grip] I don't gotcha! Whoa! [Lincoln and Lisa fall over as Leni, who is still stuck on the ooze, stretches up as the ooze detaches causing her to fall right on top of the ooze bubble]
Leni: Help! [sobs as the ooze bubble drifts away]
Lincoln: Now what do we do?
Lisa: We need to fly after it and fast! [Mr. Grouse is seen riding on his recumbent bicycle until Lisa grabs him be the arms] Mr. Grouse, I apologize but it's an emergency! We're gonna need your help! [They flew into the air] Follow Me!
They were back at the estate.
Mr. Grouse: Sheesh, you'd think the sky was falling. [Ooze then splatters on top of Mr. Grouse] Yuck! I am need going to learn to keep my big mouth shut. [the ooze bubble floats by the estate as Leni continues to scream until she begins to play with the ooze. She then make an ooze sculpture of Ed.]
Leni: Hey Ed! I'm so glad you could stick around. [giggles] Glad. [Lincoln and Lisa arrive in a ship]
Lisa: [through her communicator] Hold on, Leni! We're here to rescue you!
Leni: Oh, go rescue somebody else. Can't you see I'm playing with my friend, EdBlob? [Lincoln and Lisa look at each other in confusion. Everyone else shrugs. They fly above Leni and release a grappling hook] Don't worry. I'll never leave you. [the hook grabs Leni's swimsuit] Huh? [the hook pulls Leni off the ooze] No...! Good-bye, EdBlob! [Leni gets pulled safely into the ship as the hook left a dent on her waist] Hi guys. [the Ooze bubble flies towards Gotham Royal York]
Lincoln: So what do we do now, Lisa? That thing is headed straight for downtown Gotham Royal York.
Lisa: If that thing pops, we can kiss our beautiful city goodbye! [the townspeople takes Lisa's words too literally and starts to kiss the streets and the buildings and say goodbye to them. The ooze bubble continues to fly above the city and rains ooze on the townspeople and buildings. Everyone starts screaming. The bubble bends two skyscrapers. Cuts to the Gotham Royal York City Hall where a bride and a groom are getting married at the steps and the front door while everyone is cheering. A pile of ooze splatters on top of the groom]
Groom: Help me, my beloved.
Bride: Don't touch me, you disgusting freak! [a drop of goo stains her wedding dress and she cries] My dress is ruined! [Lisa's ship flies underneath the bubble as it splatters ooze on Nancy Suzy after she gasps]
Nancy's baby: [giggles] Mommy goopy! [ooze splatters on Nancy's baby. Nancy runs away screaming with her baby while Nat takes cover in a nearby trashcan. Once its safe, he sighs and climbs out covered in filth. The bubble continues to fly but this time towards the statue of us]
Lincoln: Oh, no! It's headed right for J.D.'s Sword!
Lisa: I was afraid it might come to this. In order to save the city, we must destroy public property. [activates missiles at the bottom of her sub]
Lincoln: Uh, Lisa, why do you have missiles in your ship?
Lisa: You know, in case I get stuck in traffic. Here goes! [pushes button and launches the missiles. The missiles make a direct hit on the statue, but they instead make it into a skeleton form] Dang it! [the ooze bubble approaches and they all scream. However, the bubble flies above the statue] Huh? What the-?
Lincoln: That's weird. It's like that bubble has a mind of its own.
Lisa: Or the mind of someone else. Look! [it is revealed that Ophelia Shroud has been moving the bubble by pushing it from behind while she is inside the escape pod. He sighs] Ophelia Shroud! I knew it!
Shroud: Yeah, it's me.
Lisa: What are you up to this time Shroud!?
Shroud: Well, that's for me to know and for you to shut the fuck up!
Lincoln: [gasps] Rude!
Nico: You won't win Shroud!
Shroud: Let's just say I've got big plans for this little bubble. [laughs evilly as they all stare at her in disgust] Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go. [proceeds in pushing the ooze bubble. They all pursue her until she activates a continuous track on her escape pod. They continue to chase her around the bubble until Shroud laughs and speeds up]
Lisa: Dang it! We'll never catch her at this rate!
Shroud: Ha! They'll never catch me at this rate! [yelps as she sees everyone coming towards her at the front]
Lisa: [comes out of her sub] Oh, no, you don't! [throws a laser lasso on Shroud's pod and ties the rope on the hook] Come here, you little monster! You stay right there! Yippee! We got him now! [They all jump out and run towards her]
Shroud: That's right, come to Papa.
Lisa: When we get you out of there, you've got some explaining to do!
Kairi: It's all a trap guys!
Shroud: That's right you fools! (Laughs Evilly and presses a red button)
Lisa: Retreat! Retreat!
Shroud: Aw, don't go so soon. [pushes a yellow button. The pod activates a giant plug] I hope you brought your dancing shoes! [the plug stabs onto the bubble cornering them all] 'Cause it's time to do the electric goo-boogaloo! [pushes a green button and the plug electrocutes them except for Lincoln, which causes the townspeople below to scream in fear as Shroud laughs evilly. Everyone but Lincoln and Linka are fried and Shroud pushes them off with the wind from his pod's rudder. But Lincoln stays on.]
Lincoln: Nice try Shroud! Lightning makes me and Linka stronger!
Shroud punched Lincoln off the bubble.
As everyone else falls, Shroud continues to push the bubble. Everyone falls and scream until they crashed to the ground. But they were unscathed]
Lisa: Shroud, you fucking monster! Give me back my ship! [Plankton throws Lisa's ship at them as it crashes to the ground. Lisa gasps] My ship!
Lincoln: There, there Lisa.
Leni: Shroud, you're- you're a big meanie-weenie! You won't be such a tough girl without that big old bubble!
Lily: Tough guy? Bubble? Leni! Eureka! Inspiration!
Leni: Really? [smells herself] Do I need deodorant?
Lily: No, but you're close. What we need is [pulls out his bubble bottle from her pocket] liquid soap. It's time to fight bubble with bubble!
Leni: [scoffs] Bubbles. That's your answer for everything.
[cuts to Lynn's Table]
Lynn Sr.: Thank you, come again! [Ooze splatters onto Lynn Sr.'s eyes] Hey, who turned out the lights? [wipes off the ooze and looks up to see the giant ooze bubble in front of his restaurant]
Shroud: Hello, down there, Mr. Loud! Look, I brought you a pretty balloon! And in return, you can give me the All of your Recipes!
Lynn Sr.: Why in the world would I want to do that?
Shroud: Cause if you don't, [her pod pulls out a needle] I'm gonna pop this disgusting thing and destroy all of Gotham Royal York and kill you all! [then her pod holds out her computer with the picture of Lynn's Table and Gotham Royal York on it] As you can see, I projected the blast radius of this ooze-bomic balloon and it's gonna cover pretty much everything in the whole city.
Lynn Sr.: Oh, yeah? Well, I can't see nothing from down here!
Shroud: Oh, yeah? Well, look again, you dingus! [throws his computer down at Lynn Sr.]
Lynn Sr.: I won't be blackmailed! There's no way I'm giving you all of my recipes! You can take them OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Shroud: You heard him, Gotham Royal York! It's time to kiss this clean city goodbye! [prepares to pop the goo bubble as she laughs evilly, but is stopped by Lily's voice]
Lily: [standing on the sign of Lynn's Table] Hey, you! Yeah, you! Hold it right there, little miss!
Shroud: Eh, not again.
Lincoln: Prepare to meet your match, you big, bubble bully freak! [Lisa is standing on the bubble bottle and stirs the liquid soap with a giant bubble wand]
Shroud: [her pod puts its needle away on its head] Well, this is interesting. Let's see where it goes.
Lisa: Thank goodness for the Supermarket buck discount! [gives Lily the giant bubble wand]
Lily: Here goes. [jumps off the sign] Geroni-blow! [the bubble wand creates a big bubble which takes the form of a bubble giant] Pretty slick, huh? Get her! [the bubble giant runs towards Shroud]
Shroud: [gasps] Uh-oh.
Leni: [slides down the pole] Whoo! [laughs] Oh, boy! Get him, you big bubble bruiser! [runs up in the middle of the confrontation] Whoo! [laughs] You're the man! Yay! [the bubble giant steps on Leni with a sewing needle in her hand and begins to deflate and fly around]
Shroud: Okay, where were we? Oh, yeah! [grabs the needle and proceeds but the deflating bubble giant flies under and lifts the goo bubble higher and higher]
Lincoln: There goes a real hero. She gave her life so we could stay clean. [the bubble giant lifts the ooze bubble so high that it flies out of the sky and into outer space. The bubble giant begins to evaporate as Shroud's face gets distorted a little while she grunts until she reaches space. The ooze bubble bounces on the moon and hurdles back to Earth and into the city] Oh, no, she's coming back!
Lisa: And she's headin' right for us!
Nico: That monster won't quit!
[Shroud parachutes the bubble safely and slowly to the ground. The city people flee as everyone screams until the bubble stops on top of them]
Shroud: Whew! That's it, no more messing around! Give me that recipes or I'll destroy this stinkin' town all kill you all! [hold out the needle]
Lynn Sr.: Make me!
Nat Peterson: You'd better do what she says or we'll tear your restaurant apart and give it to her ourselves!
Bill: Yeah!
Martha Smith: I just washed my car!
Bill: Yeah!
Nico: You all will do no such thing!
Laney: You all will have to go through all of us!
Lori: You even touch dad's restaurant and I will literally turn all of you into a human pretzel!
Lincoln then flipped the bird at Shroud!
Shroud: THEN DIE! [everyone gasps and Shroud ruthlessly pops the bubble and the town is covered in purple ooze as she laughs evilly. Everyone is all covered in ooze]
The whole town was covered.
Nico: You ruthless little fucking brat!
Kairi: You haven't won yet Shroud!
Shroud saw Kairi, Aqua and Sora as a Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza!
Shroud: Oh no!
Aqua, Kairi and Sora fired a powerful Hyper Beam Blast and it went at Shroud's pod.
Shroud: CURSE YOU TO FUCKING HELL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! [the blast hit the pod and explodes. Destroying the pod and it crash lands on the roof of the Pasta Bowl] Ow. [Lynn Sr. laughs at Shroud's failure with joy]
Lisa: [annoyed] Well, I don't see what you're all so happy about! This is a catastrophe!
Nico: Don't worry. I got this.
Superman: Considering what we've gone up against, this shouldn't be a problem.
Nico snapped his fingers and the town was fixed and cleaned up. Everyone was clean.
Aqua, Kairi and Sora reverted back and Lori, Lynn and Maria gave them their towels.
Shroud was in the hospital wrapped in a full body cast.
Back at the estate later that day, I woke up in my bed.
Me: (Groans) What happened?
I had a splitting headache from a nasty hangover.
Me: (Groans) My aching head! What the hell happened to me!?
I grabbed an ice bag and put it on my head and went down to everyone.
Me: Hey guys.
Nico: Hey J.D. Feel better?
Me: Yeah but I have the worst ever headache. What happened?
Laney: Well you were drunk as a loon.
Lincoln: Yeah.
I saw the pile of cans and bottles.
Me: I drank all of that!? (Groans) I'm never touching another bottle or can again.
Barney Gumble: That's okay J.D. But you did have fun on Saint Patrick's Day. (Belch)
Me: Easy for you to say Barney.
Nico: But a lot of things happened today.
Nico told me everything.
Me: Holy shit. But I'm proud of you all.
Qin: Thanks J.D. Sorry you missed it.
Me: It's okay. But Shroud got what she deserved like when I blew up Rigel 7.
Nico: I hope that's not the alcohol talking.
Me: No it's not. But give me a breathalyzer test just in case.
Sheila handed him a Breath Tester.
Sheila Castille: Here Nico.
Nico: Thanks Sheila.
Nico had me do the test and read it.
Nico: .73 Blood Alcohol level. Really drunk. If you were driving you would be arrested for D.W.I. But thank goodness you weren't.
Me: No kidding. But I blew up Rigel 7. It's true. Bart told me all about Rigel 7 3 days ago and I fired the Superlaser and blew up the whole planet and completely destroyed it and killed them all.
Bart: It's true guys.
Laney: Good riddance.
Homer: At least we don't have to see those ugly freaks.
Nico: Good riddance. I heard a lot about the Rigellians and they were ugly and don't deserve to live.
We laughed.
Me: (To the viewers) Don't do what I did and please drink responsibly.
Nico: Good point.
We rested.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete and Another Awesome SpongeBob episode done.
It Came From Goo Lagoon was a really funny episode that aired on February 17th, 2014 and it was really awesome! And funny. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Now for the moment you've all have been waiting for! Next up is part 1 of the 9 part saga for Total Drama Galaxy! Get ready as we journey across the stars in an awesome Out Of This World adventure dealing with the evil twin brother of Chris McLean and expose his crimes. The first part is gonna take place on the planet Pandora from 2009's Avatar!
See you all tomorrow and Happy Saint Patrick's Day.
