At the estate, we were getting the ship ready for the start of the last season of the greatest show in all of Canada: Total Drama. But this is no ordinary season of Total Drama. This is the first ever season done in the blackness of space. We're gonna have challenges all done on distant planets and it's gonna be an awesome and great adventure across the stars. This is also gonna be the big season where we expose all of the crimes of Billy McLean, Chris McLean's evil twin brother.
Me: This is gonna be so awesome!
Nico: You said it buddy. I can't wait to kick some butt. Especially those fucking sore losers like Heather, Jo and Max.
Harold: And I want to bring my sister back.
Me: I already have that planned out Harold.
Lincoln: This is gonna be so cool! I can't wait to see what Chris has planned for us on Total Drama Galaxy.
Me: Me too. But this is also the final season and we're going to make Billy fuck his pants.
Vince: I like it.
Nico: We're going to make him pay for his crimes.
Me: I know.
We got on board the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and we were ready for takeoff.
Me: We're all set. Lets let Chris do the introduction.
Laney: Okay.
Chris McLean then appeared.
Chris McLean: Yo everyone! This is Chris McLean coming to you live inside the ship of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix! This is gonna the most awesome season of Total Drama ever! Last season J.D. Knudson and everyone on Team Loud Phoenix Storm joined us in one of the most action packed World Tour seasons of all time. We travelled all over the world and faced the losers out for revenge as well as some of the most dangerous villains in history. In the end, J.D. and everyone on the team dominated the whole competition and won. Now get ready for the biggest and most awesome season ever! We're going into the depths of space as we go to distant planets across the galaxy and who knows what will happen when we see all kinds of things that live in the Great Unknown. Great ready for action and adventure because this is TOTAL...DRAMA...GALAXY!
(TOTAL DRAMA THEME SONG PLAYS)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2797.4: It's day 1 of Total Drama Galaxy and we are heading to the 1st planet of the competition where we will have our first challenge. We don't know what's in store for us during this whole competition, but it's going to be awesome and dangerous.
Chris came to the bridge and all the contestants were with him.
Chris McLean: Welcome to Total. Drama. Galaxy!
Me: It's so awesome to be here again Chris.
Gwen (Total Drama): I'm so excited to win.
Me: Me too Gwen. I hope we get to destroy some bad guys like always.
Chris McLean: You sure will J.D. It's gonna be awesome like always.
Heather: (to us) Great! I'm finally free from that prison and I run into you losers!
Me: Oh shut your fuckhole loser Heather.
Nico: Boy that bitch just never learns.
Leshawna: No she doesn't.
Lincoln: Karma always gets her in the end.
May: It sure does.
Blackfire: So, what's our first challenge?
Chris McLean: I'll get to that in a few minutes when we get there.
Numbuh 2: Can we hang out with everyone here before the challenge starts?
Chris McLean: Sure.
Numbuh 2: Awesome!
Me: Yeah.
?: Psst.
Me: Hmm.
I turned and saw a figure at the door to the bridge and it called me over.
Me: Be right back.
I followed it to its quarters. Surprisingly it was Deep Drama.
Me: You called for me? Wait a second. Deep Drama?
Deep Drama: That's right. And I said that I would reveal myself.
She revealed herself and she was really a female version of Chris McLean. She had long black hair, blue eyes, a teal blue shirt and brown pants black shoes.
Crystal McLean: My name is Crystal McLean and Chris McLean is my uncle.
Me: So you were the one that gave me all that incriminating evidence on Billy.
Crystal McLean: That's right. Billy McLean is my father. I watched everything he did on Total Drama over the years and after seeing all the torture and abuse he caused to all those people, I came to the conclusion that he is not my father anymore, but a monster out to kill people.
Me: So you want to help us show the world the kind of monster he is.
Crystal McLean: That's right. I hate my father and want to send him to prison.
Me: You called the right people Crystal and we will gladly help you.
Crystal McLean: Thank you so much J.D. And for the record, I am not like my evil father.
Me: That's good. We appreciate you giving us that evidence.
Crystal McLean: You're welcome.
We later went back to the bridge.
Lisa: We arrived at our first destination.
Me: On screen.
We saw that we were at the planet Pandora in the Alpha Centauri System.
Me: We're at Pandora.
Nico: Wow. So that is Pandora. It's beautiful.
Laney: It sure is. But the atmosphere is poisonous to human life.
Me: But we found out that because of our powers we can breathe in worlds with inhospitable environments.
Lincoln: It's true.
Lori: Yeah.
Lily: This is gonna be awesome!
Me: And it's also home to a race of humanoids called the Na'Vi. They have a culture and style that is very similar to the Native American Indians.
Lincoln: That's right. I remember seeing that.
Laney: It's really cool.
Luna: That is so awesome dudes!
Energon Scorponok: We Cybertronians have interacted with the Na'Vi before.
Me: Wow. That is awesome.
Chris McLean: It's challenge time!
Me: Here we go!
Chris McLean: First lets go over the teams for this season. J.D. You and everyone minus the loser villains will be known as the Interstellar Retribution!
Our team logo was a purple disk with a warrior angel with a sword going through the stars and she had a look of justice on her face.
Me: I like it Chris. Good name.
Chris McLean: I know. And my niece Crystal McLean will be joining you guys.
Lori: Wow.
Crystal went up to us.
Crystal McLean: This is gonna be awesome!
Me: It sure is Crystal.
Chris McLean: And Heather and her team will be known as The Interstellar Vengeful!
Their team logo was a red disk with a demon out for vengeance as it slashes stars in half.
Heather: We will have our revenge on all of you!
Me: Not if we kill you first you bitch.
Fortress Maximus: Fortress Maximus is ready!
Chris McLean: Now for your first challenge. We're here at Pandora because we're going to help the Na'Vi take down the Mining Colony and kill Colonel Miles Quaritch.
Me: Oh boy. This is gonna be awesome!
I pulled up his history.
Colonel Miles Rick Quaritch, simply known as Miles Quaritch, is the main antagonist of the 2009 science-fiction blockbuster film Avatar, and possibly its 2021 sequel Avatar 2. He is the villainous head of the RDA (Resources Development Administration) corporation's security detail, a fierce colonel that follows almost obsessively his military code.
He was portrayed by Stephen Lang, who also played Increase Mather in the TV series Salem, Norman Nordstrom in Don't Breathe, Percy "King" Dimplewade in The Nut Job, The Party Crasher in The Hard Way, Khalar Zym in Conan the Barbarian, and Shrike in Mortal Engines.
Miles Quaritch was the headstrong leader of the RDA security force. The government has gone through even more searches of valuable resources in the year 2154. He sent Marines and soldiers to the planet Pandora. In the universe of the movie, humans have advanced technology allowing them to even travel farther into space, even outside the solar system. They find Unobtainium, a valuable resource costing $20 million per kilogram, which is found only on Pandora, the home planet of blue-skinned humanoid aliens called the Na'vi who are taller than the humans.
2 years ago, Quaritch revealed the company's actual hostility toward Na'vi by tries to wipe out Na'vi children whom responsible for setting one of their bulldozer ablaze and destroyed Grace's school for Na'vis. Though Grace managed to save most of the children, Sylwanin and few children were killed during the gunfire and thus, Quaritch had the school closed for good.
One of the marines whom coming for Pandora was Jake Sully, whose legs were paralyzed. His organization created scientific technology that allowed troops go into new bodies mixed with human DNA and Na'vi DNA called Avatars (which is what the movie is named after). He ordered Jake Sully, female scientist Grace Augustine, and xenoanthropologist Norm Spellman into the Avatar operation, where Quaritch planned the three to trick the Na'vi to move out of the area where Unobtainium is found.
However, Jake, Grace, and Norm believed that stealing the land of the Na'vi was wrong, and tried to persuade the RDA to close the operation, but RDA's president Parker Selfridge had no feelings for the Na'vi, ordering almost all of his troops using large helicopter-like vehicles to destroy the Hometree of where the Na'vi clan, the Omayatica, lived. Quaritch later imprisoned Sully, Augustine, and Spellman into a cell chamber after releasing them from the Avatar system chambers. Later, two other humans named Trudy and Dr. Max Patel also decided to help the Na'vi by releasing the three in the cell chamber and escaped in one of the flying helicopter-like vehicles. Miles Quaritch noticed this and used a gun trying to shoot them, but was only successful at shooting Grace Augustine.
Grace slowly died, which left Jake, Norm and Trudy left, while Max stayed at the home base where the humans had landed their vehicles on Pandora. Jake later formed an alliance with the other Na'vi, along with the leader's daughter, Ney'tiri. The next day, Quaritch and all the soldiers came up ready for the war.
A conflict/war started between the RDA human squad and the Na'vi clans. The RDA squad had AMP suits that soldiers control with a large gun, giant flying vehicles that shoot missiles, several soldiers were on the ground with guns, and a few giant flying battleship vehicles. The Na'vi clans rode on bird-like animals called Banshees, including a giant bird-like animal named Toruk Macto, horse-like animals named Direhorses, and were prepared with bows and arrows. While Quaritch and his soldiers manage to kill off Trudy and Tsu'Tey, one of the Na'vi, all the soldiers were killed off except for Quaritch. He was on a giant flying battleship, which Jake destroyed by destructing the ship's flying generator, despite Quaritch's best efforts to stop him. Quaritch then quickly went onto an AMP suit and jumped out of the battleship before it crashed, saving himself. Now alone, he advanced to the Tree of Souls to destroy it himself once and for all.
Neytiri attacked and fought Quaritch by dispatching a giant panther-like animal called the Thanator. Quaritch lost his missile gun, but found a knife and quickly killed the Thanator by stabbing it with the knife. Before he could do the same to Neytiri, Jake came in his avatar body, declaring it all to be over.
Quaritch did not agree with the answer ("Nothing's over while I'm breathing!"), and attacks Jake with his knife while Jake used a broken part of the missile gun to shield himself from the knife. An intense fight to the death erupts between the two, in which they appear evenly matched. Quaritch also lost the blade of the knife, the only weapon he had. He then tries to destroy the avatar body system chambers to disable Jake in his avatar body, but does not get the chance to when Jake almost stabs him with a knife at his right shoulder. Soon, Quaritch held Jake on his hair and was about to kill him in his Avatar body with the new knife.
However, Neytiri managed to aim two arrows at Quaritch, which killed him and caused his AMP suit to fall to the ground. Jake and Neytiri united, with the Na'vi winning the war after Quaritch died. The RDA surrendered and returned to Earth, while Norm and Max also stayed on Pandora with Jake Sully.
Quaritch will return in the sequel, meaning that he possibly survived his fate.
Me: Geez!
Qin: I've watched the movie Avatar and it's awful that Quaritch wants to kill the Na'Vi for his own selfishness.
Me: Yep.
Chris McLean: That's right. And it was terrible. Your challenge will be to kill Quaritch.
Me: Right. And what will happen to the loser that doesn't?
Chris McLean: They will be sent to the brig for the rest of the season.
Me: As long as it's not into the endless vacuum of space. That would be something your brother would do.
Chris McLean: Yep. Lets do it!
Me: Yeah! Lets land.
We landed on Pandora.
Me: Chris, you'll need this.
I handed him a 22nd Century Exopack.
Me: Pandora's atmosphere is poisonous. So you'll need to breathe in this.
Chris McLean: Oh thanks.
Me: You're welcome.
I went over to everyone.
Me: Guys you might need these. The atmosphere of Pandora is poisonous. We can't take any chances.
Owen: Oh thanks J.D.
Sammy: Thank you.
The Total Drama Contestants took the Exopacks and put them on.
Chris put it on and the door opened and we went outside. It was a beautiful world and loaded with incredible beauty and danger.
We breathed in the air and it was weird and different.
Me: Wow.
Lori: Literally amazing.
Nico: Wow. So this is the planet Pandora. It's amazing.
Lily: It's breathtaking.
Laney: Wow. Just as beautiful as I remember.
Lynn: It sure looks incredible.
Varie: It sure is.
Hunter: (German Accent) It sure is amazing here.
Me: Yeah. Last time we were here we saw a massive mining operation.
Lana: Hey what's that over there!?
We saw smoke and it looked like something was there before.
Nico: Looks like the mining colony destroyed whatever was there.
Me: No kidding.
We heard helicopter rotors and we saw an Aerospatiale SA-2 Samson helicopter and it had a mobile home unit of some sort.
Me: Wow. That's an Aerospatiale SA-2 Samson helicopter.
Vince: Amazing.
Lola: Where is it going?
Me: It's heading (Points to the North) that way. But there's also a huge energy signal cluster 50 klicks northwest. Lets head to the Mobile unit first.
Nico: Okay.
We trekked into the jungle and it was immensely think and full of vegetation. It was beautiful and amazing. It was full of life and more.
Me: Wow. The jungles on Pandora are more amazing than what we first thought.
Laney: It's amazing.
Sam Manson: It's much more lush and denser than Earth's jungles.
Carol: Wow. This is all incredible. It's like home but more amazing.
Vince: It sure is breathtaking.
Aylene C.: I know.
Jasmine (Total Drama): (Australian Accent) It sure is amazing mates.
Lynn: The rock formations are amazing.
Luan: Wow. It sure is. How big is Pandora compared to Earth?
Me: It's about the same size as the planet Venus.
I went over everything about Pandora.
Pandora is the fifth moon of the gas giant Polyphemus (both names reference figures in Greek mythology), which orbits Alpha Centauri A in the Alpha Centauri System, the closest star system to our own sun.
Discovered by space telescopes at some point between 2050 and 2077, Pandora has been the single most interesting thing to happen to the human race in hundreds of years. The news services love to run clips of the wild scenery on Pandora and its bizarre flora and fauna.
To the cultures of Earth, Pandora is mysterious, primal and terrifying. Even from orbit, the scope of florae present on the surface indicates a moon brimming with life. One of the creatures on Pandora is the direhorse, a gray-skinned, hexapodal horse-like animal with bioluminescent qualities that the Na'vi ride when hunting. The Na'vi also ride the mountain banshee to hunt from the air, but the hunter can become prey in the presence of the great leonopteryx. In the canopy below, other deadly yet exotic animals roam: vicious packs of viperwolves, thick skinned hammerhead titanotheres and the most fearsome creature of all, the thanator. Other than the richness of varying colors, the trees resemble those of Earth. They have the familiar trunks, branches and leaves, though due to the difference in gravity, many of the shapes appear strange to humans and the proportions are greater because of the lower gravity. The trees and plant life of Pandora have formed electrochemical connections between their roots and effectively act as neurons, creating a moon-wide "brain" that has achieved sentience, which is known to the Na'vi as Eywa.
Pandora, despite being almost as large as Earth, is only a moon of the gas giant Polyphemus, which has thirteen other moons. However, due to the smaller size, its gravity is 20% less than Earth's. Due to Pandora's lower gravity, most creatures on Pandora are hexapods (six-legged), although the Na'vi resemble humans and have only two legs. Creatures roam the air and forest canopy below, similar to Earth's animals, but on a scale several times larger. Pandora's wildlife also have bioluminescent qualities. Depending on the position of the various moons, Pandora can have two or even three moons in its sky at once. Pandora and the other moons cast large black shadows on Polyphemus.
Pandora looks like a lush paradise by Earth standards during the day, but at night, virtually all life on the moon exhibits bioluminescent qualities in various shades of blue, purple and green. This possibly explains the Na'vi's blue skin color, which most likely provides them better camouflage at night on Pandora.
Pandora's atmosphere is a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide (18%), xenon (5.5%), methane, and hydrogen sulfide (1%) and is about 20% denser than the atmosphere on Earth primarily due to the high percentage of Xenon; a heavy, colourless, odourless, and generally unreactive noble gas. The high concentration of carbon dioxide in the Pandoran atmosphere makes it extremely poisonous to humans, rendering them unconscious in about 20 seconds and causing death in about 4 minutes when they venture out unprotected by specialized breathing masks. The hydrogen sulfide present is also quite poisonous; concentrations over 1000 ppm (0.1 %) can cause immediate collapse with subsequent loss of breathing, even after inhalation of a single breath.
The increased air resistance within this denser atmosphere has a number of effects:
Lower terminal velocity. Combined with Pandora's twenty-percent lower gravity, a freely falling object's maximum speed is significantly less than on earth. A Na'vi who happens to fall from a flying mountain banshee has a good chance of surviving uninjured if they are over a forested area. Even over water, falling spread-eagled can reduce their speed sufficiently to allow an impact with the surface that will not knock them unconscious.
The increased mass of the denser air means that more force is required to accelerate it as it is moved out of the path of a moving object. Humans on Pandora experience this when they try to run – it feels like there is a wind blowing against them, even though the air is still. They are further hampered by the fact that the reduced gravity causes their boots to slip more readily on paved or smooth surfaces, giving them less traction to force their bodies forward. The Na'vi compensate for this loss of frictional force by curling their large toes into the soft ground, and Pandoran six-legged animals use their many feet to gain a purchase on protruding rocks or small crevices.
Flying animals can take advantage of both the lower gravity, which reduces the weight of their body, and the increased air density, which requires more force to displace with the downward/rearward stroke of their wings, and thus gives the animals body more impetus with each flap. The downside is that the denser air is harder to move through, and requires highly-efficient streamlining to achieve high flight speeds.
Plants are subject to greater wind force, as the greater air density means that the moving air carries more kinetic energy and more momentum, and the plants, leaves, stems, branches, and trunks must all have a greater strength and/or flexibility to resist it.
Day-Night Cycle
Pandora receives significant light from Alpha Centauri B (ACB). As a result, Pandoran nights are never dark during half of the Polyphemian year, but instead are more like Earthly dusk. At the closest point in its orbit, ACB is about 2,300 times as bright as Earth's full moon; at its furthest point, it is still one hundred and seventy times as bright. During the other half of the year when ACB is in the daytime sky, many Pandoran nights are illuminated by both Polyphemus's huge disk and the reflected light from other nearby moons. Truly dark nights are uncommon. Polyphemus occasionally eclipses ACB at night for about one hundred minutes, but the light reflected by the planet still keeps the night from being dark.
When ACB shares the daytime sky with ACA, at its closest it adds about half a percent to the total illumination. When the 2 stars are close together in the sky, the effect of ACB's more orange light is unnoticeable. But, as they separate over the years, an orange tint may be seen in areas shadowed from ACA's direct illumination. At its most distant, ACB is about 2,700 times dimmer than ACA and does not produce noticeable lighting effects. However, it still appears as a blindingly-bright tiny orange disk in the sky.
Because of its high axial tilt (29°), Pandora exhibits considerable annual variation in the day-to-night ratio. In addition, its elliptical orbit produces seasonal temperature variations and a range in daytime illumination of about ten percent.
Geography
The terrain on Pandora differs somewhat from place to place, as do the Na'vi clans that inhabit them. The humans have settled in the jungle region which is home to the Omaticaya clan. There are different ecosystems within each region, and many species such as the mountain banshee are present over a much wider range of biomes than their name would suggest. It also appears that floating land masses are not only isolated to the jungle region, but are widespread as suggested in Avatar: The Game. The Pandoran surface features jungles, mountains, volcanoes, plains (savanna), and oceans. A desert also exists in Anurai mythology.
Like on Earth, the forests of Pandora contain a wide diversity of flora and fauna. These are all part of the giant neural network that covers Pandora. The forests are full of bioluminescent life that glows in shades of blue, green, indigo and violet during the night.
Natural Resources
Pandora is a treasure trove of both living and nonliving natural resources. It is the first celestial body to host intelligent sentient lifeforms away from Earth and is also home to a plethora of diverse and spectacular species unlike anything ever speculated by humanity. In terms of nonliving resources, several large areas of the moon's surface contain the extremely rare superconducting mineral unobtanium. This mineral is worth twenty million standard dollars per unrefined kilogram and twice that in its refined state. The mineral's superconductivity makes it a baffling scientific discovery.
Qin: Whoa.
Carol: That is amazing.
Nico: And those miners came here for Unobtanium. Hard to imagine that they let their greed go that far to destroy them.
Naruto: No kidding.
Naruto: How much is Unobtanium worth?
Me: Worth more than its weight in gold and diamonds bro. It's worth over $20,000,000.00 per kilo.
Lola: Whoa!
Sakura Haruno: $20,000,000.00 per kilo!? That's amazing!
Nico: No kidding.
Me: I know.
Qin: Wow. What year did the movie Avatar take place in?
Me: It takes place in the year 2154. 134 years into the future.
Liberty: That's a long time from now.
Me: I know. But not nearly as long as all the other times we went into.
Lily: I think we're here.
We saw the Mobile unit and the Samson helicopter.
Me: Lets go.
We went up to it and I knocked on the window.
Jake Sully answered it.
Me: Whoa. Are you Jake Sully?
Jake Sully: That's right. Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's such an honor to meet you.
Me: Same to you.
Norm Spellman: J.D. it's good to see you. You have to take a look at Grace. She was shot by Quaritch.
Me: Oh man! Sakura, better help her.
Sakura Haruno: Right.
Sakura went into the mobile unit and found Grace. She was shot in the liver. Sakura got to healing her with her medical jutsu.
Sakura Haruno: You're gonna be okay Grace. I'm a doctor and healer.
Grace: Thank you.
Me: You're welcome Grace. You'll be fine. Jake, what has been happening since the last time we were here?
Jake Sully: I'm afraid it's not good.
Jake Sully told us that the situation with the humans and the Na'Vi has escalated from bad to worse.
Jake Sully was born in August 24, 2126 and raised on Earth and grew up hearing about Pandora, a small moon orbiting the gas giant Polyphemus in the Alpha Centauri System. Though nothing is known of his childhood, he joined the Marines as an adult for the hardship involved and a cause to fight for. He suffered a spinal injury in an unnamed war while fighting in Venezuela. The injury was severe, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down.
Since his veteran benefits are not enough to pay for the surgery to repair his spine, he has no choice but to live out his life in a wheelchair. After a night of drinking, Jake starts a bar fight with a man who strikes a woman. After breaking up the fight, the bouncers throw him out into the street where he is approached by two RDA agents. They confirm his identity and inform him that his identical twin brother, Tom, had been killed in a mugging. His brother was one of the selected few scientists chosen to participate in the Avatar Program and one of even fewer avatar "drivers." Tom had trained on Earth for three years in preparation for a tour on Pandora. He represented a significant investment on the part of the Resources Development Administration due to the inherent link between the pilot and the avatar he controls, as well as the enormous cost of creating an avatar. Since Jake is genetically identical to his brother, he can link with the avatar, saving the company the cost of creating a new one. After being offered significant compensation, he apprehensively agrees to take over his brother's contract and is put in cryosleep for the trip to Pandora.
Arrival on Pandora
After five years, nine months and 22 days of travel, Jake awakens from cryosleep aboard the ISV Venture Star as it orbits above Pandora. Jake, along with the other new arrivals, disembarks from a Valkyrie shuttle at Hell's Gate, where he has his first contact with Pandora's hostile climate. Upon landing, Jake and the other passengers are briefed on the use of exopacks: personal rebreather units that filter the toxic Pandoran atmosphere. Exopacks are required for survival outside of internally pressurized RDA facilities.
When he enters the RDA facility, Jake meets Colonel Miles Quaritch, a seasoned ex-military officer who is in charge of Pandora's entire paramilitary defense force. In a security briefing for the new comers, he explains to them all the dangers of Pandora, stressing that the biggest threat is an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na'vi. He makes it clear that he is not willing to tolerate any resistance from the Na'vi and has very little patience for the scientists working on the avatar project.
The Avatar Program
Jake meets Norm Spellman, a biologist who arrived on the same rotation as he did and was also a friend of his brother. Jake is later introduced to Dr. Grace Augustine, a botanist as well as the leader of the Avatar Program. The avatars are genetically engineered human/Na'vi hybrids which are controlled remotely by avatar "drivers". Using the avatars, Grace and her team have made considerable progress in teaching some Na'vi the English language as well as learning the Na'vi language and culture. However, Grace is not pleased with RDA administrator Parker Selfridge's decision to use Jake to replace his brother's avatar position, as she will have to spend time training him in Na'vi culture and language as well as teaching him how to control his avatar. Quaritch, however, sees this as a valuable opportunity and decides to take advantage of Jake's military training, giving him the task of finding out all he can about the Na'vi, pretending to be in league with the avatar team, and reporting his findings to the RDA. In return, Quaritch tells Jake that if he succeeds, he will see to it that Jake gets the surgery needed to regain the use of his legs.
Returning to the link room with Norm, Jake is prepped by Grace to link with his avatar for the first time. When Jake first enters his avatar, he begins to move about, trying to get a feel for his avatar. Realizing that he finally has the use of his legs for the first time in years, he immediately gets up and starts trying to walk, much to the dismay and annoyance of the lab team. He is told to sit back down or he will be sedated, but he refuses and heads for the exit. He runs from the lab, enjoying his first chance to do so since being paralyzed. He ends up at the Avatar Compound, where he meets Dr. Grace Augustine's avatar. Grace is impressed by his motor reflexes, which were far above the standards expected of a first time avatar driver.
First Contact With Pandora
Grace brings Norm and Jake (as security) on an expedition to retrieve samples of Pandoran flora. Trudy Chacon is their assigned pilot for the expedition along with Lyle Wainfleet serving as additional non-avatar security. Jake, Grace and Norm visit Grace's closed school. Upon seeing bullet holes in a wall, Jake asks Grace what happened, but she changes the subject and the three continue on with the expedition. While Grace and Norm study the wildlife, Jake wanders away and, while playing around with the nearby flora, stumbles across a group of hammerhead titanotheres, a rhinoceros-like animal species. However, the titanotheres flee from a thanator, a terrifying land predator. Jake runs for his life from the thanator, losing his equipment and weapon in the process. He narrowly escapes death from the predator by leaping from the top of a cliff into a river below. After failing to locate Jake, the avatar team is forced to abandon the search for him as night operations were deemed too dangerous by Quaritch.
As Jake travels through the forest of Pandora alone, Neytiri, the princess of the Omaticaya clan, discovers his presence and prepares to kill him with her bow. However, just before she releases her arrow, a woodsprite, a pure spirit from the Tree of Souls, lands on the tip of her arrow. Taking this as a sign from Eywa, the godlike spirit of the forest and deity of the Na'vi, she eases her bow back and lets Jake live. She continues to follow him until darkness falls. Jake creates a torch using a makeshift spear, his coat, and sap from the trees. When he lights his torch, he discovers he is surrounded by a pack of viperwolves. Jake fights until he is pinned by a viperwolf, at which point Neytiri saves him, having to kill several viperwolves in Jake's defense. Jake tries to communicate with Neytiri as she speaks over the dead viperwolf, but she seems to ignore him and walks away. Jake pursues Neytiri and tries to thank her for killing the viperwolves, which angers Neytiri. She tells him that the unnecessary killing of the creatures is not something to be grateful for. Jake asks Neytiri why she saved him. Her response is that Jake has a strong heart and no fear. Jake follows Neytiri, but she rejects him, as he is one of the Sky People (the Na'vi term for humans) and cannot go with her. Suddenly, dozens of woodsprites appear and land on Jake's body. Neytiri, amazed, recognizes the woodsprites' actions as a sign and decides to take Jake to her village to allow Mo'at, the Omaticaya clan's Tsahìk (spiritual leader), to interpret the will of Eywa and decide what should be done with Jake.
Becoming one of "The People"
When Jake and Neytiri arrive at Hometree, the massive tree that the Omaticaya clan lives in, Jake meets with Eytukan and Mo'at, the leaders of the clan and parents of Neytiri. Jake also meets with the finest warrior and leader of the Omaticaya clan's hunters, Tsu'tey, who is betrothed to Neytiri and chosen to one day become the future clan leader. Jake presents himself as a warrior with the intention to learn from them. Tsu'tey insists on killing Jake but Eytukan wishes to find out more about the warriors of the Sky People. Mo'at, as the spiritual leader, orders Neytiri to teach Jake how to be one of The People. Reluctantly, Neytiri submits to her mother's command and teaches Jake about the Na'vi culture and language.
Back at Hell's Gate, Jake reports to Selfridge and Quaritch on information about the natives. Quaritch seems impressed and claims that he wished that he "had ten more like you (Jake)". Grace becomes aware of their interest in Jake's information and arranges for the avatar team to be transferred to a remote camp in the floating Hallelujah Mountains in order to continue their program without military involvement. Jake knows that Grace disapproves of Quaritch and Selfridge's interference and that is why she moved the team. Jake continues to check in remotely with Quaritch over the next three months, though check in become less and less frequent. It is during this time that Jake receives instruction. He is taught the Na'vi language. While learning how to ride Pale, a direhorse, he fails tremendously with Tsu'tey and another hunter watching. He is taught how to walk and hunt silently. During this time, Jake's relationship with Grace also improves. Grace and Jake become friends, and Grace comes to the point of even putting Jake into his bunk after a late night video-log contribution and forces Jake to eat, even if he does not want to. Grace tells Jake about the slaughter at her school where many young Na'vi were killed by RDA soldiers, including Neytiri's sister, Sylwanin, and the pain that it brought her. Norm also tutors Jake in the Na'vi language. Jake and Neytiri's relationship grows and an attraction between the two develops.
Following a successful hunt in which Jake makes his first clean kill after stalking a hexapede and performing a ritual, Neytiri, greatly impressed, tells Jake that he is ready to choose his own banshee (Ikran ). Led by Tsu'tey, he and two other Na'vi hunters undertake the ritual of Iknimaya and climb the path to the banshee's nest. There, Jake learns how to bond with (tsaheylu) and control his banshee, much to the annoyance of Tsu'tey. Once Jake masters his banshee, he joins Tsu'tey and the other young hunters, along with Neytiri, on several flights. He participates in a hunt for sturmbeest and elegantly kills one of them with his bow, proving himself as a "stone cold aerial hunter". Later, he and Neytiri fly together and, on a hunt, are attacked by a great leonopteryx, known to the Na'vi as toruk ("last shadow"), and narrowly escape. That evening, Neytiri explains the significance of the toruk and tells him of her great-great-grandfather, the mighty Toruk Makto (Rider of Last Shadow). She talks about how he was the last of only five Toruk Makto in the history of their tribe, how he delivered The People from the time of Great Sorrow, and how much she admired him.
At the end of the three months, Jake reports back to Quaritch as ordered. The Colonel informs Jake that his assignment is over and he is to be transferred immediately back to Earth to receive his promised surgery to restore the use of his legs. However, Jake is now more concerned with the welfare of the Omaticaya and especially the welfare of Neytiri, whom he has fallen in love with, than his desire to walk again. He is now reluctant and wary of his fellow humans trying to exploit the moon's resources. He convinces Quaritch to give him more time in order to convince the tribe to relocate peacefully. He tells the Colonel that once he completes that night's ceremony, he will be made part of The People (an honor never granted to an avatar before) and that they will trust him. That night, Jake undergoes the ceremony where Eytukan makes him one of their own and forever a part of The People, with Grace and Neytiri looking on. Neytiri takes Jake to one of the clan's most sacred places, the Tree of Voices, a holy place where he can connect to the trees and hear the voices of all the spirits of deceased Na'vi. Neytiri tells Jake that now that he is one of the Omaticaya people, he can carve his bow from the wood of Hometree and he can choose a mate, and suggests a few different Na'vi women. Jake tells her that he has chosen her but Neytiri must also choose him. She informs him that she already has and becomes his mate. Once they are mated to each other, they are mated for life. After Jake returns to his human body, he realizes the predicament he put himself in.
The Destruction of The Hometree
After spending the night with Jake, Neytiri is awakened by a huge bulldozer. She watches it destroy the Trees of Voices. Neytiri tries to wake Jake, but he is in his human body preparing to enter his avatar. Neytiri drags Jake's avatar body slowly while pleading with him to wake up. When Jake finally awakens, he tries to stop the bulldozer by standing in front of it. It stops momentarily but starts up again when Parker Selfridge orders the driver to keep going. When it starts again, Jake grabs a rock, climbs to the top of the bulldozer and smashes the array of cameras, disabling the vehicle and narrowly avoiding the gunfire from the patrols. Jake and Neytiri return to Hometree, where Eytukan and Tsu'tey are preparing a war party to avenge the loss of the sacred trees. Jake is confronted by Tsu'tey when he realizes that Jake and Neytiri have mated. Tsu'tey attacks Jake in a fit of rage, attempting to kill him. Jake is able to subdue him and is about to explain his original mission to the Omaticaya, but before he can, Jake and Grace's avatars collapse when they are suddenly sent back to their human bodies by Quaritch, who learned from the Hell Truck's video log that it was Jake who destroyed the cameras. Tsu'tey angrily reminds the clan that Jake is one of the Sky People, but Neytiri stops him from killing Jake's avatar.
When they are brought back to Hell's Gate, Grace tells an unbelieving Parker that the trees and plant life make up a huge network like the synapses of a human brain, and that the Na'vi can access all the information within this network, and so the trees must not be destroyed. After some extensive persuasion, Jake and Grace are allowed by Parker to return to their avatars for one hour to try and get the Na'vi to evacuate. Jake and Grace beg the clan to leave because the Sky People are coming to destroy Hometree, but when Jake reveals his mission, and that he knew that the RDA would attack, the clan is outraged. Neytiri, heartbroken at Jake's revelation, furiously rejects him. Eytukan orders them to be bound and prepares the Omaticaya warriors for the defense of the Hometree. A large strike force led by Quaritch drives the Na'vi from their home with gas and incendiary rounds, consuming Hometree in flames. A desperate Mo'at releases Jake and Grace from their bindings and pleads with them to save her tribe. As the Na'vi begin to flee, Quaritch orders his strike team to switch to high-explosive missiles and to open fire on the roots of Hometree, causing it to collapse onto many of the fleeing Na'vi. Eytukan, who was evacuating the Na'vi that were still inside the burning Hometree, is impaled by a piece of wood sent flying by the rocket explosions. Neytiri finds him, and Eytukan gives her his bow, telling her to defend the clan before succumbing to his wound. Jake finds them and tries to comfort Neytiri, but she rejects him again and leaves with the surviving Omaticaya.
While leaving the ruins of Hometree, Jake and Grace are forcefully returned to their real bodies and placed under arrest for treason along with Norm, who assaulted one of the marines who was trying to disable the link units. Trudy and Dr. Max Patel rescue the avatar team from prison. Before they get outside, Jake asks Dr. Patel to stay behind and be his man on the inside. Trudy hijacks her Samson and flies them to safety, but not before being fired upon by Quaritch. He fails in stopping the avatar team from escaping, but shoots Grace in the stomach. The team flies the camp container holding the avatar link units from Site 26 into hiding near the Tree of Souls, where the remaining Omaticaya have fled to safety.
Jake returns to his avatar form at the ruins of Hometree. His banshee finds him amidst the ashes and Jake decides that the only way to regain the trust of the Na'vi and save Grace is to "take it to a whole new level". They fly at high altitude until they find the great leonopteryx, at which point Jake leaps from his ikran onto the back of the leonopteryx and bonds with it, becoming the sixth Toruk Makto. After bonding with the creature, he persuades it to form a temporary partnership with him to save Pandora. They confront an RDA soldier in a Scorpion Gunship before heading out to find the Omaticaya clan. To the initial panic and astonishment of the Na'vi, he lands at the Tree of Souls, where the amazed Omaticaya people, including Tsu'tey, recognize him as Toruk Makto. When Neytiri sees him, she knows who Jake has sided with, and is grateful to see him return. Jake reaffirms his love for her and says "I See you", a Na'vi greeting. After earning the respect of Tsu'tey, now the clan leader, who agrees to help him stop the Sky People, Jake then makes a plea to Mo'at to save Grace from dying.
We gasped in shock and horror.
Me: The Omaticaya Clan hometree was destroyed!?
Lana: That explains the smoke we saw earlier.
Nico: Quaritch. He will pay for this.
Kira Ford: He sure will.
Linka: He won't get away with this.
Me: We should've come earlier. But time was not on our side.
Vince: It's not your fault J.D.
Me: Feels like it. But I will not let myself get down. We were supposed to also kill the ghost of Heather.
Norm Spellman: That was actually a Na'Vi from a rival clan of the Omaticaya. She was using an illusion to make herself look like Heather. I took care of her for you J.D.
Me: Oh. Thanks Norm. We owe you one. Okay Jake, here's what we do. We're gonna need you to go into your Avatar Body.
Jake Sully: Okay.
Jake got into the Subconscious transfer machine.
Me: Also we're gonna need all the help we can get from every clan of the Na'Vi. I'll meet you over to where your avatar body is.
Jake Sully: Okay.
Norm closed it.
Norm: Launching.
I flew over to where Jake's Avatar body was and it was located in the burned remains of the Omaticaya Clan hometree. I landed and it was all charred and burned.
Me: Whoa! Looks like this whole tree was bombed with Napalm.
I saw Jake as a Na'Vi-Human hybrid.
Me: Wow. Jake you look awesome as a Na'Vi.
Jake Sully: Thanks J.D. But how are you able to breathe in a poisonous atmosphere like this?
Me: Our powers enable us to live in any kind of atmosphere no matter how inhospitable the environment. I found that out when we were here almost a year ago.
Jake Sully: Wow. That's amazing.
I looked at what was left of the hometree of the Omaticaya Clan. It was all torched and burned.
Me: My god. I can't believe that Quaritch did this. He ruined the Omaticaya Clan's home.
Jake Sully: Yeah he did and we won't let him get away with it.
Me: And we'll gladly help you Jake. Team Loud Phoenix Storm never abandons anybody in need.
Jake Sully: I'm glad. Lets do it.
Jake's Banshee came and it recognized him and I was flying with him. We found a famous creature called the Great Leonopteryx. It was a famous creature that the Na'Vi called Toruk - the Last Shadow. It was a breathtaking creature.
Me: Whoa!
Jake Sully: And here I go.
He jumped onto the creature and bonded with it and got the title of Toruk Makto - The Rider of Last Shadow, which is said to be a mythical hero in Na'Vi lore who will lead the Na'Vi to victory in a time of great sorrow.
Me: He did it!
I flew by Jake.
Me: Wow! That was awesome Jake!
Jake Sully: Thanks J.D. We have to help the clan.
Me: Right.
I contacted everyone else and made Trudy Chacon an Avatar Body and she was part of it now. Grace and Norm got into their bodies and they went with us.
At the Tree of Souls, the Omaticaya Clan was in sorrow over the loss of their home and then suddenly they saw the Great Leonopteryx and it landed by them and they saw Jake and us with them!
We landed.
Me: I see you.
That was the greeting of the Na'Vi.
Jake and Neyteri were reunited.
Jake Sully: I see you.
Neytiri: I see you.
Me: Neytiri, I'm sorry about what happened. We should've come sooner but time wasn't on our side.
Neytiri: I know. But you've come back just like you promised.
We talked to the Omaticaya Clan and rallied them together.
Jake Sully: The sky people have sent us a message, and they can take whatever they want and no one can stop them. Well we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you, you tell the other clans to come. You tell them Toruk Makto calls to them! And you fly now with me!
Me: And us!
Jake Sully: My brothers, sisters! And we will show the sky people that they cannot take whatever they want! And that this, THIS IS OUR LAND!
Me: AND THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
Tsu'Tey was translating for us.
The clan people cheered in having hope.
We then set out to gather as many of the clans as we can. We were gonna need all the help we can get. Throughout the night into the morning we gathered all the clans and more and we had a massive number.
Back at Hell's Gate, Colonel Quaritch was gathering his forces. But what he didn't know was that we were on Pandora helping Jake.
Colonel Quaritch: Everyone on this base, every one of you, is fighting for survival. That's a fact! There's an aboriginal horde out there massing for an attack.
An infrared map screen came on and it showed how many of the Na'Vi there are at the Tree of Souls.
Colonel Quaritch: Now, these orbital images tell me that the hostiles' numbers have gone from a few hundred to well over 4,000 in one day. And more are pouring in.
The numbers of us and the Na'Vi have have grown exponentially.
Colonel Quaritch: In a week's time, there could be 20,000 of them. At that point they will overrun our perimeter. Well, that's not gonna happen! Our only security lies in pre-emptive attack. We will fight terror with terror.
The next image showed the arch rock formation of the Tree of Souls.
Colonel Quaritch: Now the hostiles believe that this mountain stronghold of theirs is protected by their... (Scornfully) Their deity.
The soldiers snickered.
Colonel Quaritch: And when we destroy it, we will blast a crater in their racial memory so deep, that they won't come within 1,000 klicks of this place ever again. And that, too, is a fact.
The soldiers cheered.
The soldiers loaded over 1,000 tons of napalm and C4.
Max Patel was talking to us.
Max Patel: Jake, guys, it's crazy here. It's full mobilization. They're rigging the shuttle as a bomber. They've got these huge pallets of mine explosives. It's for some kind of shock-and-awe campaign.
Trudy Chacon: Fricking daisy cutters!
Me: These guys are really fucking around with us.
Lincoln: No kidding.
Max Patel: Quaritch has taken over. He's rolling, and there's no stopping him.
Jake Sully: When?
Max Patel: 0600 tomorrow. I got to go.
Me: Oh shit.
Norm: We're screwed!
Me: No shit.
Trudy laughs.
Trudy Chacon: And I was hoping for some sort of tactical plan that didn't involve martyrdom. We're going up against gunships with bows and arrows.
Jake Sully: I have 15 clans out there. That's over 2,000 warriors. Now, we know these mountains. We fly them. You all fly them. They don't. Their instruments won't work up here. Missile tracking won't work. They'll have to fire line of sight. If they bring the fight to us, then we have the home-field advantage.
Me: We can use energy blasts and elemental blasts to bring them down. It's gonna be one fiery battle.
Trudy Chacon: Good thinking. You know he's gonna commit that bomber straight to the Tree of Souls.
Jake Sully: Yeah, I know.
Norm: They get to the Tree of Souls, it's over. That's their direct line to Eywa, their ancestors. It'll destroy them.
Me: Not if we destroy them first. Team Loud Phoenix Storm has a tendency to rush in recklessly. But in these circumstances, because we have a massive army, we're gonna be ready for them.
Nico: Yep.
Me: We'll have to attack from the Ground and the Air. We can take them both on. Nico, you will handle the ground units. Lincoln, you and me will handle the air.
Lincoln: Okay.
Me: Okay.
We got ready and we had a powerful force field generator ready for protecting the Tree of Souls mountain. The Force Field will be completely invisible and when something hits it, it will glow blue. We were ready for battle.
At the crack of dawn, we were flying to the fleet that was coming. The Force Field was ready.
Me: This is it guys. No turning back.
Lincoln: Here we go.
Lily: This is gonna be good.
Laney: Yep.
Qin: Quaritch picked the wrong people to fuck around with.
Lana: He sure has.
We were flying and we found the fleet moving towards the Tree of Souls Mountain.
Me: Targets sighted. ATTACK!
I fired a blast of fire and lightning and blew many helicopters apart into fiery explosions.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRTABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!K RABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Carol fired gravity lightning at the soldiers in the suits and on the ground and blew them apart in fiery explosions.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
We were blowing many ships and helicopters apart and sending them crashing to the ground in fiery explosions.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Zuko fired a massive blast of fire and blew apart 5 copters in one blast.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The Na'Vi and Laney fired arrows covered in poison and killed some of the pilots and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and blew many copters and crafts apart.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
I set my sights on the bomber.
Me: Lets see how you like this one Quaritch! SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
I fired a Special Beam Cannon blast at the bomber and blew it completely apart in a massive fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Bullseye!
Quaritch saw this and he was enraged.
Lana fired blasts of ice lightning and froze some of the soldiers on the ground in blocks of ice and Lola and Liberty blasted them with fire and magic and blew them apart in fiery explosions!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KKRAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Lynn fired globs of lava and burned many soldiers and incinerated them all.
Luan and Eddy fired blasts of light and blinded the soldiers piloting the suits and they shot the other soldiers and Leni and Lucy blasted them with Gravity and Black Lightning and blew them all apart and Maggie incinerated them all with blasts of black fire.
Lori: Try this one on! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: SCREAMING EAGLES!
Lori floated into the clouds and a powerful storm of tornadoes formed behind her as the song Screaming Eagles by Sabaton played.
Crack of the lightning splitting the ground
Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding
Wrath of the Nazi's cast on Bastogne
Facing their forces alone
Alone, alone
Sent from the skies jumped into the unknown
The march to Berlin has begun
Spearhead the charge surrounded by foes
Eagles are leading the way
France is still under enemy rule
Push, axis retreat
Thrown towards Arnhem a bitter defeat
They're stretched out just one bridge too far
Turn of the tide, it's breaking away
Losing momentum, retreat
Go to Bastogne, the crossroads must hold
Stand, alone in the cold
Crack of the lightning splitting the ground
Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding
Wrath of the Nazi's cast on Bastogne
Facing their forces alone
Alone, alone
Dig your own foxholes or dig your own grave
The storm is about to begin
The siege has begun, there's nowhere to run
Panzerkampfwagen emerge
Tanks and mortars are shaking the ground
Prey of man and machine
Crack of the lightning splitting the ground
Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding
Wrath of the Nazi's cast on Bastogne
Facing their forces alone
Chill of the winter bite to the bone and Christmas is drawing near
Soldiers are freezing, the death toll increasing
They're dying in their holes
There's no surrender, there's no retreat, the Wehrmacht is drawing near
There's no reinforcements, they're fighting all alone
Sent from the skies ended up in Bastogne
As easy, as hard as they get
Nazi command request and demand
Offer surrender, declined
Nuts! The generals word echo clear
Nuts! The Nazi's shall hear
Crack of the lightning splitting the ground
Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding
Wrath of the Nazi's cast on Bastogne
Facing their forces alone
Crack of the lightning splitting the ground
Thunder is sounding, artillery pounding
Wrath of the Nazi's cast on Bastogne
Facing their forces alone
The tornadoes formed into a massive armada of planes that were of the 101st Air Division in the Battle of Bastogne in 1944 and they blasted and blew many choppers away.
Jessie K.: Whoa! That was the 101st Air Division from the Battle of Bastogne in 1944 during World War II!
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja, I know that battle all too well. Really amazing.
I then set my sights on Quaritch's ship.
Me: You're history Quaritch! Cyber Key time guys!
Energon Scorponok: Right boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his laser firepower 100-fold. And in his space fighter form it enabled him to get more laser blasters and napalm blasters.
Blackfire: Time for some Tamaranean power! TAMARAN CYBER KEY POWER!
The Tamaran Cyber Planet Key went into Blackfire's right arm device and enhanced her powers 100-fold.
Scorponok and Blackfire: SCORPION STING BARRAGE!
Scorponok and Blackfire fired laser and energy blasts at Quaritch's ship and blew the engines apart.
Fortress Maximus: Time for this! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his gun turrets and laser blasters and he got more guns and lasers.
Numbuh 2: Time for me to kick some 22nd Century Butt! KIDS NEXT DOOR CYBER KEY POWER!
The Kids Next Door Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his weapons 100-fold.
Fortress Maximus and Numbuh 2: SUPER LASER FIRESTORM STRIKE!
They both fired massive laser blasts and blew a massive hole into Quaritch's ship in a fiery explosion.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
The explosion caused Pandora's poisonous atmosphere to pour in. Quaritch grabbed an exopack and went into the jungle.
Me: He's mine.
I flew down and faced him.
Colonel Quaritch: J.D. Knudson!?
Me: That's right. Didn't expect me to show up, did you?
Colonel Quaritch: You have a lot of nerve helping Sully and everyone here.
Me: Because what you're doing is wrong on so many levels. All for your own greed and self-gratification.
Colonel Quaritch: I'm doing what I can to save our home!
Me: By ruining a population of people that is as peaceful as the Native American Indians!? I think not!
I went at Quaritch and punched him in the stomach with devastating force and kicked him in the face and knocked his exopack off!
Me: Hope you can hold your breath for a long time.
I punched him in the face and kicked him in the neck and broke his Adam's Apple!
Lola: Time for you to burn!
Zhalia: I agree! PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE! KING BASILISK!
Zhalia summoned King Basilisk!
King Basilisk inspired myths of the basilisks throughout Greece, Rome, Europe, Africa, and South America. According to the ancient Romans, it was a lizard-like creature that could kill at a distance.
King Basilisk's Amulet came to rest at Basilisk House, within a network of ancient catacombs in present-day Vienna, Austria, hidden behind a basilisk statue which was protected by a petrification trap. After being awoken by the new age of Seekers, his Amulet was acquired by Zhalia Moon once the trap was deactivated by Lok Lambert and Sophie Casterwill during a confrontation between the Huntik Foundation and the Organization, though bonding proved difficult. Afterwards, the Titan was used to help defeat DeFoe and his men, though the attack took longer than usual to charge.
While on a mission on Sutos Island, King Basilisk was used in the recovery of Jason's logbook and Hoplite Titans. Later upon entering Austria, King Basilisk was used to take out an Organization helicopter. As Zhalia's loyalties to the team and to Dante Vale were put to the test, King Basilisk was invoked to use his Stonegaze to turn Klaus to stone.
After Zhalia returned to the Huntik team after a leave of absence, King Basilisk was used to petrify several of Rassimov's Suits in Atlantis to deal a major blow to his forces within the Organization. While in the Central Desert of Ethiopia after the Ring of Tao, King Basilisk was used to defend against the Colossi guarding King Solomon's mines.
While under attack from Shauna and Wind following a confrontation with the Professor, King Basilisk was used to defend but was unable to prevent the Amulet of Will and Eathon Lambert's journal from being taken. Upon going to the Professor's castle, King Basilisk was invoked during a quarrel between Zhalia and Sophie over Dante's decision to hand his Legendary Titans over to the Professor. When under attack by the Professor's Undergolems, King Basilisk again was invoked to permit Sophie and Lok to enter the invocation chamber, though King Basilisk was defeated in the process.
After the defeat of the Professor and during the search for the Willblade, King Basilisk's Stonegaze was used in an attempt to stop Wilder's men, but Divine Mirror Kagami was used by Wilder to reflect the attack and to petrify both King Basilisk and Dante. With King Basilisk then sent back to his Amulet by Hoffman's Redcap, LeBlanche allowed King Basilisk to be reinvoked, through Newlife, to bring back Dante.
Under attack from Lucas Casterwill and his team while investigating the Casterwill Library in Paris, France, King Basilisk was hidden by Zhalia's Thoughtspecter, along with Gar-Ghoul and Kilthane, in order to halt the offensive without risking damages. As both teams formed an alliance to recover the Amulet of Void from the Organization, King Basilisk was called upon by Zhalia in order to reanimate Klaus to gain intel. With the new threat of the Blood Spiral and their recent acolytes, King Basilisk was summoned to battle Jericho and to protect the Amulet of Vigilante.
With Zhalia being sent to infiltrate the Blood Spiral, she kept King Basilisk's Amulet but did not summon him against the Huntik Foundation. During the battle against the Betrayer, Zhalia's need to remain incognito was overshadowed, and she invoked King Basilisk to protect the rest of Dante's team from Demigorgan, the Betrayer's Legendary Titan. However, King Basilisk was quickly defeated.
Lola and Zhalia with King Basilisk: FIERY PETRIFICATION BURST!
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and burned Quaritch all over and King Basilisk fired a laser and it instantly turned Quaritch into stone.
Me: Wow! That was awesome!
Nico: Yeah! Colonel Miles Quaritch, you have failed this planet.
Me: Make that both of our planets.
Jake Sully: He gave all of us a bad name.
Me: Agreed.
?: And here's a worse name.
We saw Vypra and Dark Spicer.
Me: Vypra and Dark Spicer!? What are you 2 doing here?
Dark Spicer: Here to fight. (to Jake Sully) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Jake Sully: Are these two part of the Masters of Evil?
Me: Yep. The woman with the dragon wings is Vypra. She's the enemy of the Lightspeed Rescue Power Rangers and the leader of the Masters of Evil. The one with the red hair and the red eyes is Dark Spicer. He's Vypra's second in command. But I show respect for him because he helped us on some occasions. All the Masters of Evil did.
Jake Sully: I see.
Me: How can you two breathe here on Pandora? This planet has a poisonous atmosphere.
Vypra: I used my magic to make us breathe here without exopacks.
Me: Very clever. I take it you want to join in on the competition as well?
Vypra: That's right. Billy McLean is paying us to fight you.
Nico: So we have seen just now.
?: I'm amazed you all can breathe here.
We then saw a figure came out and it was STRIKEOUT from episode 39 of Turbo!
Strikeout made his first major appearance with Porto when he accompanied the main villain to the Spacebase's bridge. He confronted the Rangers at the Park and convinced Justin to stand up to him with the Turbo Blade, He easily wiped out the Ranger with his curve ball and mocked the others. None of the Rangers were able to hit the curve ball, especially T.J . who was dealing with other curve ball issues stemming from a rival pictcher named Heath. Bored of winning, he batted against TJ with a lesser attack but had it deflected into his face where he went down hard in the playground. When TJ launched his curve ball, the monster happily obliged which wiped out the cocky Ranger. He then pitched against the rest of them as well, all going down, but he retreated because he ran out of "ball ammo." When Heath nearly plummets off the edge of a mountain while trying to outrun T.J. on his bike, T.J. saves him, and Heath pays T.J. back by helping him hit his curve ball. Carlos got a call in the meantime that the monster had returned and went to fight. He lead the others in TJ's absense but they were easily thrashed by his unbeatable curve ball. Eventually T.J. did hit it, and then he left to take on Strikeout once again. Strikeout, who was attacking the other Rangers while waiting on T.J., launched another lethal curve ball at T.J., but now T.J. was ready. He struck the ball out of the Earth's atmosphere where it was obliterated, leaving Strikeout in tears. Strikeout was made giant and he launched his "knockout pitch", sending multiple balls flying at the Turbo Megazord at rapid speed. The Rangers deflected back the energy balls with their Spinout and Strikeout was destroyed for good by the finishing slash.
T.J. Johnson: Strikeout!
Strikeout: Long time no see rangers.
Me: I remember this guy! He told Justin to stand up to Porto with the Turbo Blade! And he easily overpowered you all.
T.J. Johnson: That's right.
Strikeout: You've been watching us on TV huh?
Me: Yep. Never missed an episode.
Strikeout: (to Lynn) I hear you like sports. Well, let's see how you handle me!
Lynn: Oh it is on!
Troy: Here's a blast from the past, Vypra!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lightspeed Rescue!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers.
Vypra: (chuckles) Oh, big mistake, Megaforce Rangers. I know this Ranger Team's moves like the back of my head.
Dark Spicer: And I have new aliens to show you.
Dark Spicer then turned into a Necrofriggian Mutant. He looked a lot like Big Chill except he was green and he had 4 sets of wings with skulls on them and he had 2 sets of arms.
Owen: It's an evil version of Big Chill!
Cold Death: Big Chill? I prefer... Cold Death! (uses freezing breath on the Loud Kids except Lana, freezing them in blocks of ice) Why don't you girls chill out?
Shanan: That's a mutant Necrofriggian.
Cold Death then uses his freezing breath on Ember McLain.
But Ember fired a blast of fire and blew at the ice breath and sent it back at Cold Death and burned him.
The Loud Kids broke out of the ice.
Dark Spicer: But check this out.
He then turned into another new mutant. It was a mutant Crystalsapien. He looked a lot like Chromastone except he was blue and black and he had eyes all over his body and he had crystals all over him and he was radiating with a dark aura.
Prionrock: I call this form... Prionrock!
Shanan: A Mutant Crystalsapien. Ugly.
I fire an energy blast at Prionrock but he easily absorbs it.
Prionrock: (chuckles) Those energy blasts only tickle me now! (fires energy beam at Shockwave)
Shockwave deflected it back and it hit him.
Prionrock: You know, Eddy. We might be on opposite sides, but you're the closest thing I have to a friend on Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Even in impossible odds, you keep on fighting and never give up. Too bad it's the end for you!
Eddy: Glad you think that about me Dark Spicer.
Luan: Shall we fight Vypra?
Vypra: Gladly Luan.
We went at them and it was a brutal fight.
Battle 1: Vypra.
Luan and Vypra were clashing all over and sparks and light blasts were flying everywhere and setting some of the forests on fire. It was a powerful fight and it was brutal.
Zarya: Let us help Luan!
Laney: Lets!
Zarya fired a powerful barrage of energy arrows and Laney fired a powerful blast of fire.
Zarya and Laney: WOLF FIRE ARROWSTORM!
Their blasts hit Vypra and knocked her down in a massive and powerful explosion.
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Battle 2: Dark Spicer.
Eddy was facing Dark Spicer and he kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face again and fired a blast of light at him and burned him.
Jinx: Time for some Bad Juju.
Circe (Generator Rex): Yeah!
Jinx and Circe (Generator Rex): BAD LUCK SONIC BURST!
Jinx fired a massive purple blast of energy and Circe fired a massive sonic blast and the blasts hit Dark Spicer and exploded.
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The explosion knocked him down.
Battle 3: Strikeout
Lynn punched Strikeout in the face and kicked him in the chest and threw a powerful glob of lava at him and burned him all over.
Ben: How about he tries this one!
Ben then turned into a new alien. It was a polar bear with 4 eyes and it looked like it had solar cells for shoulder pads, knee pads and a chest pad.
Ben: SOLAR BEAR!
Me: Whoa! I've never seen this one.
Shanan: Wow! That's an Ursidian from the planet Polorpus!
Me: Whoa! I've never heard of them.
Shanan: They use solar energy to make themselves stronger and use it to power them to fight or use for flight.
Me: Whoa!
Riley: That is so cool!
Solar Bear: It sure is.
The solar cells glowed green from the Alpha Centauri sun and charged him and he viciously pounded Strikeout all over the place.
Ben then turned into a new predator! It was VICETOPUS! Vicetopus is a large, dark red octopus-like creature with a long body and many long tentacles along its stomach. It has a beaked mouth, two large red eyes and brown spots covering its back.
Ben: VICETOPUS!
Me: Whoa! That one is freaky!
Shanan: Whoa! That's a Vicetopus from the planet Encephalonus IV! They are Brainstorm's natural predator.
Nico: Whoa! That is amazing!
Laney: Really wicked!
Me: Deadly too. From the looks of things, those tentacles and jaws can crack open a Cerebrocrustacean like an egg.
Shanan: That's right dad. Their strength is so strong that they can do just that.
Me: Whoa!
Vicetopus grabbed Strikeout and slammed him into the ground and crushed him badly.
Ben then turned into a new Ultimate Alien. It was ULTIMATE TERRASPIN! He had a dark green shell with spikes on it and his body was white and he had flippers had spikes as well and he had a tail with a spike ball club on it.
Ben: ULTIMATE TERRASPIN!
Me: Whoa! An Evolved Geochelone Aerio!
Shanan: Wow! I've never seen this one before.
Riley: That is so awesome! This is a cool one.
Ultimate Terraspin: And watch what he can do.
He blew a massive blast of wind at Strikeout and sent him into the air and he flew up to him really fast and slammed his tail into him and sent him crashing into the ground.
Me: Lets finish him with our Final Smashes!
Gwen (TD): Time for some Dark Power! DARKNESS OF FEAR!
Gwen fired a powerful blast of darkness and it slammed into Strikeout and exploded.
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Courtney: Feel the burn! FIRESTORM BLADEDANCE!
Courtney fired a massive barrage of fire blades and they slammed into Strikeout and cut and burned him.
Lincoln: This will shock you! LIGHTNING DRAGON THUNDERSTRIKE!
Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and it turned into a dragon of pure lightning and slammed into Strikeout and electrocuted him.
Jake Sully: Taste this! NA'VI ARROW FIRESTORM!
Jake Sully fired a massive barrage of arrows and they skewered Strikeout all over.
Neytiri: You are not welcome here! ARROW ENERGY BURN!
Neytiri fired a blue arrow and it turned into an energy arrow and it slammed into Strikeout and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Norm: You won't hurt anyone else again! AVATAR OF BLUE FIRE!
Norm fired a massive blast of blue fire and it formed into a massive group of banshees of blue fire and they hit Strikeout and burned him in a huge explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Trudy Chacon: Feel this you bastard! LIGHTNING PANDORA RAYBURST!
Trudy Chacon fired a powerful lightning blast and it slammed into Strikeout and exploded.
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Grace Augustine: Never torment our friends here! XENOBURST FIRESTORM!
Grace Augustine fired a massive blast of blue fire and it hit Strikeout and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The Megaforce Rangers blasted Strikeout all over and he exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Yeah!
Chris McLean: Way to go guys! The Interstellar Retribution wins!
We cheered wildly!
Heather: NO! I won't lose again!
Me: You just did Heather.
Vypra: Well, you've won this challenge. But there are still plenty to come! (she and Dark Spicer teleport out)
Me: We have that to look forward to.
Courtney: You know what? Why don't we just leave Heather here? She's in unfamiliar territory anyway.
Me: No Courtney. Heather wouldn't last more than 10 minutes out here.
Courtney: You're right.
We then drove all the people of the mining colony back to Earth and told them to never come back. Max Patel and a couple others were chosen to stay. We decided to form an alliance and special educational program to help the Na'Vi and more. We stayed to watch as Jake Sully was made a permanent member of the Na'Vi. He had his soul transferred into his Na'Vi body. It was a very amazing Ritual to watch. Jake was now a full fledge Na'Vi. Same with Norm Spellman, Trudy Chacon and Grace Augustine and the others who are part of the Avatar program. We put the technology from the 22nd century onto the ship for our own use.
Jake Sully: Thanks for the help, guys.
Me: It was our pleasure Jake. I'm sorry that Quaritch hurt you all like that.
Jake Sully: It's all right J.D. But thank you all for helping us. And good luck to all of you on Total Drama Galaxy.
Me: Not that we'll need it but thanks Jake. Just be careful here.
Jake Sully: Will do.
We left in the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix.
Jake Sully: (To the viewers) It was an honor helping J.D. and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We'll be starting a new life here on Pandora. It's gonna be great.
Neytiri: It will be amazing.
On the ship, Heather was confined to the brig for the rest of the season.
End of Part 1
Part 1 done.
Avatar from 2009 was the most awesome movie I've ever seen and it was awesome of all time! It was awesome! James Cameron made an awesome masterpiece that brought in more than 2.79 billion dollars and it is now the 2nd highest grossing movie of all time! Awesome! Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez and many big stars all did a great job in that movie. A sequel for it is coming out in 2021 and it's going to take place in the year 2166, 12 years after the first movie. Awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Next up for part 2 is the Battle of Klendathu where we help the Terran Federation destroy all of the Arachnids in the Klendathu System.
See you all tomorrow.
