The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through the depths of space.

Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2801.5: It's day 4 of Total Drama Galaxy and we are on our way to Challenge 4 of the most amazing competition ever. Chris said that we're in for one dangerous challenge and we're in for a wild ride.

Qin: Star Lord, how did you first meet your teammates?

James: I've been wondering that myself.

James' Carnivine: Carnivine!

Star Lord: Well it's a really interesting story.

Star Lord went through everything that happened when he formed the Guardians of The Galaxy. He met Gamera, Rocket and Groot on planet Xandar and he met Drax in an intergalactic prison called the Kyln. It was a grand union that brought them together. Also they busted out of prison as a result of working together.

Maria: So you guys broke out of prison? (chuckles) I've done that before back when I was still a Bang Baby.

Nico: Wow.

Molly Malloy: It was really nice of Yondu to make you part of the Ravagers instead of taking you to his boss, Peter.

Star Lord: Thanks Molly.

Thunderblast: How did the rest of you get thrown in that prison?

Gamera: We all went there.

Drax the Destroyer: I wound up in there for killing people affiliated with Ronan the Accuser.

Gamera: I used to work for Thanos.

Star Lord: I took the orb that contained the Power Infinity Stone.

Rocket Raccoon: We were gonna capture Peter but we got caught as well.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon: He says that's right.

Me: Wow.

Qin: That's intense.

Me: No kidding.

Optimus Prime: Was anyone seriously injured during that prison break?

Star Lord: Nope.

Drax: We all made it out safely.

Me: That's a relief.

Lisa: J.D., sensors are showing an unknown ship heading right at us.

Me: On screen.

The screen turned on and we saw 3 strange cube shaped ships and they were weird and strange.

Me: Oh shit on me and fuck me sideways!

Nico: What kind of ships are those?

Me: Those are the ships of the BORG COLLECTIVE!

We gasped in horror!


The Borg were a pseudo-race of cybernetic beings, or cyborgs, from the Delta Quadrant. No truly single individual existed within the Borg Collective (with the possible sole exception of the Borg Queen), as they were linked into a hive mind. Their ultimate goal was perfection through the forcible assimilation of diverse sentient species, technologies, and knowledge. As a result, they were among the most dangerous and feared races in the galaxy.

The precise origins of the Borg are unclear - with several possible origins mentioned over time. While not identified with certainty, they were possibly responsible for an attack on the Whale Probe and it's creators over 250,000 years ago.

The Collective made decisions as a single entity. However, the Borg Queen played an as yet not totally understood role in ordering the chaos of the Collective and the information flowing in from its trillions of drones.

The voice of the collective had a multi-track resonant quality, the sound of the trillions of drones that comprised it speaking as one.

The collective form of organization allowed for tremendous efficiency in action and deliberation. With each drone functioning separately according to its instructions, it could at any time be processing information, performing physical actions, or focusing its energy toward other collective goals. The vast resources thus presented to the collective organization allowed for simultaneous execution of a nearly infinite number of tasks as well as nearly limitless calculations. This in turn allowed the Borg to consider multiple courses of action before committing to any one course. The best example of this was the Borg ability to "adapt" nearly instantaneously to any type of attack or threat. By focusing its resources on the threat at hand all possible outcomes and responses could be explored within an extremely short period of time. The result was that the Borg were able to bring a tremendous amount of force, or computational power, to bear on any single problem and overwhelm any opposition by sheer volume of numbers. The collective state of organization also greatly decreased the chance of error that exists with the decision making of individuals or the conflicts of opinion that are a factor in hierarchical organizations.

One consequence of the collective state, noted by Jean-Luc Picard who had more dealings with the Borg than anyone in the Federation except Kathryn Janeway, was that the Borg were utterly without mercy or compassion. In this totalitarian existence, only the needs of the collective as a whole are considered, and in this utilitarian calculation the needs of the unrivaled number of Borg would nearly always override any other considerations.

Borg Queen

The Borg Queen is the main antagonist of the film Star Trek: First Contact, and a recurring antagonist in Voyager. She is also the main antagonist of the Voyager series finale, "Endgame". She was the female ruler of the pseudo-race of biomechanical entities known as The Borg, resulting in her transformation into one of the main antagonists of the entire Star Trek series due to the fact that almost all atrocities committed by The Borg throughout the course of the series could be contributed to her influence.

She was portrayed by Alice Krige in Star Trek: First Contact and the series finale episode "Endgame", and Susanna Thompson in Voyager.

It is unknown when a Borg Queen first appeared within the Collective, but it is known that she was assimilated around the age of 7-8 and was already present in 2354.

A Borg Queen defined herself as, "I am the beginning... the end. The one who is many. I am the Borg." Although this might suggest she would be an individual within the Collective (while addressing them, she referred to drones as "my drones"), she was not. The purpose of a Borg Queen was to bring order to chaos.

Her appearance was that of a humanoid female of Species 125. In accordance with the Borg pursuit of perfection, a blending of the organic and synthetic, very little of her original humanoid form remained. Her face and upper torso were organic while the rest of her body, including her skull and spinal cord, were synthetic. Because of her disembodiment she saw herself as the epitome of perfection. The Queen had her own chambers within the Borg Unicomplex from which she could oversee and control the Borg via command interface. Whether she had her own ship or not is unknown, but she used different Borg vessels to travel, such as a Borg cube, sphere, or diamond. When her physical presence was not necessary her organic part resided above this chamber while her synthetic parts were stored below it, under the floor. If she desired to do so both could be brought together and in doing so create a humanoid form for herself.

In Human terms, a Borg Queen could be characterized as ruthless. She would do anything to protect the Borg Collective. Where drones showed no emotions, the Queen herself did. When necessary she would employ psychological tactics, like extortion or plain intimidation to get what she wanted. The Queen even displayed self-preservation when she was held at gunpoint by Captain Janeway, who threatened to kill her. On a personal level she considered Seven of Nine her favorite drone, because the Queen considered her to be unique. This had to do with Seven's experiences as an individual when she served aboard USS Voyager. The Queen's goal was to re-assimilate Seven into the Collective to enhance the Borg's, and so her own, perfection. She launched her vessel and followed the Delta Flyer into a transwarp conduit. The attempt failed, but she survived.

The death of a Borg Queen did not seem to affect the Collective or its hive mind. When a Borg drone died, its memories would still be within the hive mind. There was no evidence that a Borg Queen would be more than a drone. Borg drones were capable of functioning without a queen for any length of time by forming a hive mind of their own.

It was thought by Federation exobiologist Erin Hansen that the Borg Queen functioned like the queen of an insect hive, to coordinate the drones. Evidence of this was later seen when the Queen countermanded the Collective's judgment about assimilating Voyager. While the Collective felt that assimilation was warranted, the Borg Queen countermanded them justifying the decision due to the fact that Voyager didn't compromise their security. The Queen, while providing coordination for the drones she commanded, also provided other functions such as regulation of the Borg's transwarp hubs and interspatial manifolds. She effectively brought "order to chaos" for all things.

The Borg Queen that was present in 2377 was assimilated when she was a child, together with her parents. Years later she could still hear them.

The existence of a Borg Queen was first established sometime prior to 2365 by the exobiologists Erin and Magnus Hansen. However, because the Hansens were assimilated, their discovery never reached the Federation. It was not until 2373 that the Federation became aware of her when the Federation starship USS Enterprise-E prevented the assimilation of Earth. This was the second attempt by the Borg, also known as the Battle of Sector 001. They traveled back to Earth's past to During this conflict, while Captain Jean-Luc Picard was trying to destroy the Borg, the Queen claimed to have been present during the Battle of Wolf 359, and even admitted that Locutus of Borg – the assimilated Picard – was intended to be a singular intelligence – her counterpart, intended to ease the burden of loneliness. However, when Picard continued to resist, even when he could not control Locutus' body, she was regretfully forced to turn him into the form in which Starfleet encountered him, a glorified drone. Whether or not she physically took part in the Battle of Wolf 359 is unknown.

Picard killed the Borg Queen after she tried to persuade Lieutenant Commander Data to give her the encryption code by which he had locked the Enterprise's computer. Data then sides with Picard, stating the Borg credo, "resistance is futile," this time deciding to keep his robot persona, and that the Borg army was too dangerous to be kept alive. After a climactic fight with both Picard and Data, the Borg Queen is brought down by Data. Nerve gas from the warp core plasma coolant released by Data destroyed her organic parts, after which Picard broke her cybernetic spinal cord, ensuring she could no longer function.

The second encounter with a newly revived Borg Queen was in 2375 in the Delta Quadrant. Here the lost Federation starship USS Voyager tried to rescue the former Borg drone Seven of Nine, who was then part of Voyager's crew, when the plan to steal a transwarp coil from a Borg sphere did not work out as planned. The Queen also revealed that the drone Seven of Nine was not really freed by Voyager from the Collective, but allowed to leave by the Borg. During this encounter the Borg Queen hoped to assimilate Seven of Nine again, who experienced life as an individual for two years, and so add to her own perfection. However, Seven rejected the Queen and fled with a rescue mission sent by the Voyager in the Delta Flyer. A Borg vessel was sent by the Queen to intercept the shuttle, but it was destroyed in the attempt.

The Borg Queen was one of several real people adapted into a character in Kelis' play, based on descriptions from B'Elanna Torres.

In 2377, a Borg Queen was again encountered by Voyager. This time the Queen wanted to destroy Unimatrix Zero, a virtual world populated by regenerating Borg with a genetic mutation. This world was discovered by Seven of Nine and posed a threat to the Borg. During Voyager's efforts to rescue this virtual world the Borg Queen demonstrated her powers by destroying a Borg sphere because she could no longer "hear" only one drone. When a nanovirus was released to prevent the detection of Unimatrix Zero, the Queen destroyed several Borg vessels, killing 75,000 Borg drones in the process, in the hope of persuading the captured Captain Janeway to give her the antidote.

The last encounter between a Federation starship and a Borg Queen was in 2378, and again Voyager played a part in it. Voyager accidentally discovered a Borg transwarp hub within a nebula and were helped by Admiral Kathryn Janeway, who came from an alternate timeline around twenty-three years in the future, to use the Borg transwarp network to get back to the Alpha Quadrant. Because the Borg guarded their transwarp hub closely, Admiral Janeway devised a plan by which she would infect the Borg Queen with a neurolytic pathogen and in doing so making her lose control over the force fields which protected the interspatial manifolds. When the admiral was captured by the Borg, near the unicomplex, she was assimilated by the Borg Queen herself. Soon after the Queen began to lose control over drones. The pathogen even made her lose control over her own synthetic parts, as her body literally fell apart. Her death caused the destruction of the unicomplex and despite her efforts Voyager reached Earth safely. The Borg sphere sent after them by the Queen was destroyed by Voyager's transphasic torpedoes, given to them by the admiral from the future. After the Queen's death and the destruction of the Borg sphere, Voyager has finally returned to the Alpha Quadrant after spending seven years of being stranded in the Delta Quadrant.


Borg: WE ARE THE BORG! LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS! WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN! YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Me: Here's what I say to that: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

I had the ship fire energy particle rays at the Borg Cubes and blew them apart into a million pieces and killed them in fiery explosions.

Me: So the Borg from Star Trek are our next challenge.

Nico: Boy this is gonna be rough.

Chris McLean: That's right J.D. You catch on really quickly. Your challenge is to kill the entire Borg Collective.

Me: I've watched Star Trek for years. This is gonna be awesome.

Lincoln: So what are the Borg?

Shanan: They are an evil race of Biomechanical Machines that want to enslave all life in the universe. Anybody that tries to resist them will be killed on sight.

Nico: Monsters!

Shanan: They are all connected to a single queen. She is the supreme intelligence that controls the entire Borg Collective.

Laney: So it's like the social insects. We kill the queen and the entire colony dies.

Shanan: Bingo.

Me: What the Borg Collective is doing is nothing short of ultimate evil. They want to take away all of our free will and destroy everything in the universe. A life without free will is the ultimate fate worse than death.

Gwen (Total Drama): That's right. I watched the Borg on Star Trek and what they do is absolutely pure evil.

Me: They put even the Masters of Evil to shame.

Nico: Just what I was gonna say.

Lisa: J.D., we have another ship that just dropped out of warp.

Me: On screen.

We saw that it was a Federation Starship. The Voyager.

Me: It's the Voyager from Star Trek Voyager.

Nico: I know Star Trek Voyager. Great show.

Lana: We're being hailed J.D.

Me: On screen. This is the starship U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix, captain James Dean Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm commanding.

Captain Kathryn Janeway appeared on the screen.

Captain Janeway: This is Voyager. I am Captain Kathryn Janeway. It's an honor to meet you J.D. We've heard so much about you in the Federation.

Me: I'm sure. We have had an encounter with the Borg just a couple minutes ago.

Captain Janeway: We can see that. The pieces of Borg Ships are all over the place.

Me: We're going to kill all the Borg and make sure they don't destroy the galaxy.

Captain Janeway: We can gladly help you all J.D.

Me: We greatly appreciate it. We'll have you all brought aboard so we can work together.

Captain Janeway: Okay.

The screen clicked off and we had Captain Janeway and her crew brought on board. We also met Chakotey of the Maquis, Tuvok of the Vulcan, Tom Paris the Helmsman, B'Elanna Torres the Klignon-Human Hybrid, Harry Kim the operations officer, The Doctor, Neelix the Talaxian Chef, Kes of Ocampa- Neelix's partner, Seven of Nine - Former Borg drone.

Tuvok: It is a pleasure to meet all of you.

Me: Same to you Tuvok.

Neelix: We've heard so many wonderful things about all of you.

Nico: Comes with the job description Neelix.

Lana: Wow. Seven you are amazing.

Seven of Nine: Thank you Lana.

Lana: What happened here to your eye?

Seven of Nine: That's what happened when the leftovers of the Borg inside me.

Me: Hmm.

I looked at it.

Me: That is biomechanical matter. From what I remember Seven, you were really Annika Hansen.

Seven of Nine: That's right.

Me: That must've been awful what you went through when you were under the influence of the Borg.

Seven of Nine: It was. But I have all of my humanity back.

Me: We won't let the Borg get away with everything they have done to the universe.

Nico: That's right. Now it's personal.

Lisa: J.D. We have another ship coming.

Me: On screen.

We saw that it was a scouting ship and on board it was Locutus of Borg.

Locutus: (British Accent) I am Locutus of Borg.

Me: It can't be. Captain Jean Luc Picard? Is that you?

Locutus: I was Jean Luc Picard. Now I'm Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us.

Me: Not gonna happen.

I snapped my fingers and teleported Locutus on board and Laney used her plant powers to restrain him.

Me: You are still human regardless Jean Luc. I will not let you give in to the evil ways of the Borg.

I placed my hand on his head.

Me: This'll only hurt for a second. CHAOS FREEDOM!

Captain Picard screamed and he was enveloped in a blinding flash of light and the Borg technology fell from his body and he was returned to human as the Borg was removed from him. He had his humanity back and he was free.

Lincoln and Linka fired lightning and blew the Borg Components apart and destroyed them.

Me: There.

Lola: Take this Borg ship.

Lola fired a laser blast and blew the Borg Scout ship apart and killed the Borg on it.

Me: Get him to sick bay quickly!

Aqua: Right.

Lily and Aqua did so.

Me: Now it's personal. Set course for the planet Borg Prime.

Nico: Aye sir.

We activated the hyperdrive and we were off to the planet Borg Prime.

We arrived in less than 4 minutes.

Me: Here we are. Lets blow this planet to smithereens.

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Lola: How many of them are there on that planet?

Me: Scans show 50,000,000,000,000 Borg. Charge Superlaser to full power.

Fu: Roger that. Commence Primary Ignition.

Fu pressed a couple of buttons and pulled some levers and the Superlaser was charged up.

Me: Fire!

We fired the Superlaser and it hit the planet Borg Prime and destroyed the entire planet in a massively powerful explosion.

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When the smoke cleared, there was nothing left of the entire planet as it was completely obliterated in an instant.

Me: BULLSEYE!

Nico: That did it!

Captain Janeway: Wow! What power! It's hard to imagine that you have a ship capable of destroying an entire planet.

Nico: J.D. and everyone on the team designed it.

Me: But that was just the beginning. We still have the Borg in the Unicomplex as well as the Queen to take down.

Lana: Is that the Unicomplex right there?

We saw that there was a huge multi-structure ship.

Me: That's it all right.

Lily: Captain Picard is better again.

Captain Picard: Thank you so much for freeing me J.D.

Me: It was our pleasure Captain Picard.

Captain Janeway: Glad to have you back Jean Luc.

Captain Picard: Thank you Kathryn.

Me: We're gonna be going up against the entire Borg Collective. Once we kill the Queen, we kill the entire collective.

Laney: We're ready.

Scott: After we kill the Borgs, you and Mike are next, Duncan!

Francis: You want him? You'll have to deal with the rest of us from the Antipode Club first!

Me: That's right. You want them, you got to go through us first Scott.

Edd: Maybe we can use some EMP grenades against the Borgs.

Me: That's a good idea Double D.

Linka: I like it.

WarKevin: You know what? We never decided a leader for the Antipode Club.

Me: Good idea Kevin.

Francis: I'll be the leader.

Me: Francis is the leader of the Antipode Club.

James Maxfield: Let us help too.

Seia: Yeah.

Me: Okay.

Noah: Let's send these guys to the scrapheap!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dino Thunder!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Power Rangers.

Me: This is it guys. Lets go get them! Nathaniel, you have the con.

Nathaniel: Right Grandpa.

Captain Janeway gave us a bunch of phaser rifles and all kinds of laser weapons.

Me: Here we go.

I snapped my fingers and we teleported onto the Borg Unicomplex. We were inside and ready to fight. The intruder alarm sounded.

We ran fast down a tunnel.

Me: They're coming. I can sense them.

Nico: Me too.

Vince: We're ready.

We saw them up ahead.

Matt Daniels: Come and get some, Robo Jerks!

Me: Blast them!

We fired blasts of lasers, energy blasts and elemental energy blasts and the blasts were blowing many Borg apart in massive fiery explosions that blew them into dust and fiery scrap metal. We also threw electromagnetic pulse bombs and blew them apart and short circuited them and we slashed them apart with our swords and cut them up really good. We blasted them with everything we got. I fired energy blasts and lasers and blew a bunch of Borg apart in massive fiery explosions and killed many of them.

Me: Lets see how they like this one! ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: TERROR OF THE GLOW ALIEN!

I fired a ray of light and it turned into a glowing green alien. (Simpsons Season 8 Episode 10) It was a strange creature as it walked by the Borg and melted many of them with a green glow that was really poisonous to all of the Borg.

Naruto: Whoa! That was awesome!

Me: Thanks bro.

Homer: That was like what happened to Mr. Burns. He looked like a weird glowing green alien from another planet.

Captain Janeway: That's interesting.

Luan: Lets see how they like this one. LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FLIGHT OF THE ANGELS!

Luan fired a beam of light into the air and it formed into a beautiful group of angels and they flew at the Borg and slashed and blasted them all over and blew them all apart in fiery explosions. (Legacy of Discord - Furious Wings)

Me: Whoa! That was awesome Luan! Really Angelic. (Rimshot)

Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.!

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one.

May: How about they try this one? ICE STYLE NINJA ART: THE MYSTIC'S DREAM!

May floated off the ground an a raging snowstorm appeared and she sang The Mystic's Dream by Loreena McKennitt.

A clouded dream on an earthly night

Hangs upon the crescent moon

A voiceless song in an ageless light

Sings at the coming dawn

Birds in flight are calling there

Where the heart moves the stones

There that my heart is longing for

All for, for the love of you

A painting hangs on an ivy wall

Nestled in the emerald moss

The eyes declare a truce of trust

Then it draws me far away

Deep in the desert twilight

Sand melts in pools of the sky

Darkness lays her crimson cloak

Lamps will call, call me home

And so it's there my homage's due

Clutched by the still of the night

Now I feel, feel you move

And every breath, breath is full

So it's there my homage's due

Clutched by the still of the night

Even the distance feels so near

All for, for the love of you

A clouded dream on an earthly night

Hangs upon the crescent moon

A voiceless song in an ageless light

Sings at the coming dawn

Birds in flight are calling there

Where the heart moves the stones

There that my heart is longing for

All for, for the love of you

The snowstorm fired waves of snow and ice and they formed into the vikings of Norway and they hit a bunch of Borg and froze them solid in blocks of ice.

Laney: Lets see how they like this one. LEAF STYLE NINJA ART: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!

Laney floated in the air and a jungle appeared in the background and she sang the song It's A Beautiful Day by Sarah Brightman.

Un bel giorno...

Un bel giorno per morire.

Un bel di, vedremo

Levarsi un fil di fumo

Dall'estremo confin del mare.

E poi la nave appare.

With every new day

Your promises fade away

It's a fine day to see

Though the last day for me

It's a beautiful day

It's the last day for me

It's a beautiful day

It's the last day for me

It's a beautiful day

Leaves fired at the Borg and slashed them all apart and blew them into pieces.

Nico: Whoa! That was beautiful!

Lucy Loud: How about this one? BLOOD STYLE NINJA ART: BIRDS OF WAR!

Lucy floated into the air and a dark castle appeared behind her as the song Birds of War by Sabaton played.

The priesthood is trembling

The five knights of light has betrayed mankind

Now known as the dark ones

We strike down on earth with powers from hell

We ride on the wind we ride through the sky

Like unholy birds of war we fly

We bring agony and insanity

Once blessed by the light now serving the night

And soon cursed by every man on earth

We follow our lust, in no god we trust

Come join us

Leave this world behind and you will find satisfaction

Fight on our side you cannot hide from us forever more

Once greeted as heroes

Now treated as foes wherever we go

Recruiting more warriors

The hordes of undead march on our command

Now mankind will pay from this very day

Every man on earth will curse his birth

We spread fear and pain resistance in vain

We march in the dark your kind is our mark

Avoid the daylight in dark we fight

We'll control your souls you'll end up like ghouls

Waves of blood fired at the Borg and they turned into the Air Armies of the Germany Military and they blasted and destroyed many Borg in one fell swoop.

Me: Whoa! Those were all the German Air Armies from over the decades.

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. Very impressive.

Nico: Awesome!

Lincoln: How about they last against this. LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: 1 6 4 8!

Lincoln floated in the air and a massive raging thunderstorm raged behind him as the song 1648 by Sabaton played.

While Europe speak of peace, all other battles cease

There's a man who aims for more than he can reach

(Blood) All over

(Prague) On fire

(Burn) All of Bohemia set ablaze

Stand on their own

The road to the city has been blocked

Denied to enter the gates

Though they tried

When Prague was called to arms

They fought them on the bridge

Their freedom was at stake

Stand and fight, the city is burning

Königsmarck lost, stopped him at Karluv Most

Stained by blood, their brothers die side by side

Did what they could

Died where they stood

Their city has been besieged, all hell on Prague unleashed

As the cannons crush the walls, the city shakes

Fear is spreading

Hate increasing

Death and pain is all that Sweden brought

Rise and strike back

The walls of the city's been breached, reclaimed

On that very night, unsustained

They did it on their own

They fought them on the bridge

Their freedom was at stake

Stand and fight, the city is burning

Königsmarck lost, stopped him at Karluv Most

Stained by blood, their brothers die side by side

Did what they could

Died where they stood

Unconquered city on Vltavas shore

Start of the conflict and end of the war

Unconquered city on Vltavas shore

Is protected by its people

And thirty years ago the war begun

It has returned to where it started

The road to the city has been blocked

Denied to enter the gates

Though they tried

When Prague was called to arms

They fought them on the bridge

Their freedom was at stake

Stand and fight, the city is burning

Königsmarck lost, stopped him at Karluv Most

Stained by blood, their brothers die side by side

Did what they could

Died where they stood

Stand and fight, the city is burning

Königsmarck lost, stopped him at Karluv Most

Stained by blood, their brothers die side by side

Did what they could

Died where they stood

Waves of lightning fired at the Borg and they turned into the army from the Battle of Prague in 1648 and they slashed and blasted many Borg all over the place as well as electrocuted many of them.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Jessie K.: Wow! That was the Army from the Battle of Prague in 1648 during the Thirty Years War. That was a terrible battle that lead to the Czech people winning that battle. That was also the decisive battle that lead to the end of the Thirty Years War.

Me: Whoa! That is something.

Nico: I never even knew about that.

Hunter: Ja. That was a big battle that ended the war. Und it was a big victory.

Me: Yep.

We continued on and we were obliterating Borg at a rapid level and blowing them apart at an accelerated rate.

Stella (Loud House): Lets see how they like this. SCORCH STYLE NINJA ART: THE HIGHWAYMAN!

Stella floated off the ground and the vast desert of the Sahara Desert on fire formed in the background as the song The Highwayman by Loreena McKennitt played.

The wind was a torrent of darkness

Among the gusty trees

The moon was a ghostly galleon

Tossed upon the cloudy seas

The road was a ribbon of moonlight

Over the purple moor

When the highwayman came riding

Riding, riding,

The highwayman came riding

Up to the old inn door

He'd a french cocked hat at his forehead

A bunch of lace at his chin

A coat of claret velvet

And breeches of brown doe-skin

They fitted with nary a wrinkle

His boots were up to the thigh

And he rode with a jeweled twinkle

His pistol butts a-twinkle

His rapier hilt a-twinkle

Under the jeweled sky

And over cobbles he clattered

And clashed in the dark inn-yard

And he tapped with his whip on the shutters

But all was locked and barred

He whistled a tune to the window

And who should be waiting there

But the landlord's black-eyed daughter

Bess, the landlord's daughter

Plaiting a dark red love knot

Into her long black hair

"One kiss my bonny sweetheart

I'm after a prize tonight

But I should be back with the yellow gold

Before the morning light

Yet if they press me sharply

And harry me through the day

Then look for me by the moonlight

Watch for me by the moonlight

I'll come to thee by the moonlight

Though hell should bar the way."

He rose up right in the stirrups

He scarce could reach her hand

But she loosened her hair in the casement

His face burned like a brand

As a black cascade of perfume

Came tumbling over his breast

And he kissed its waves in the moonlight

Oh, sweet waves in the moonlight

He tugged at his rein in the moonlight

And galloped away to the west

He did not come at the dawning

He did not come at noon

And out of the tawny sunset

Before the rise of the moon

When the road was a gypsy's ribbon

Looping the purple moor

A redcoat troop came marching

Marching, marching

King George's men came marching

Up to the old inn door

They said no word to the landlord

They drank his ale instead

But they gagged his daughter and bound her

To the foot of her narrow bed

Two of them knelt at the casement

With muskets at their side

There was death at every window

Hell at one dark window

For Bess could see through the casement

The road that he would ride

They had tied her up to attention

With many a sniggering jest

They had bound a musket beside her

With the barrel beneath her breast

"Now keep good watch" and they kissed her

She heard the dead man say

"Look for me by the moonlight

Watch for me by the moonlight

I'll come to thee by the moonlight

Though hell should bar the way."

She twisted her hands behind her

But all the knots held good!

But she writhed her hands 'til her fingers

Were wet with sweat or blood

They stretched and strained in the darkness

And the hours crawled by like years

Till now on the stroke of midnight

Cold on the stroke of midnight

The tip of her finger touched it

The trigger at least was hers

Tot-a-lot, tot-a-lot had they heard it?

The horse's hooves rang clear

Tot-a-lot, tot-a-lot in the distance

Were they deaf they did not hear?

Down the ribbon of moonlight

Over the brow of the hill

The highwayman came riding

Riding, riding

The redcoats looked to their priming

She stood up straight and still

Tot-a-lot in the frosty silence

Tot-a-lot in the echoing night

Nearer he came and nearer

Her face was like a light

Her eyes grew wide for a moment

She drew a last deep breath

Then her finger moved in the moonlight

Her musket shattered the moonlight

Shattered her breast in the moonlight

And warned him with her death

He turned, he spurred to the west

He did not know she stood

Bowed with her head o'er musket

Drenched with her own red blood

Not till the dawn he heard it

His face grew grey to hear

How Bess the landlord's daughter

The landlord's black-eyed daughter

Had watched for her love in the moonlight

And died in the darkness there

And back he spurred like a madman

Shrieking a curse to the sky!

With the white road smoking behind him

And his rapier brandished high!

Blood-red were the spurs in the golden noon

Wine-red was his velvet coat

When they shot him down in the highway

Down like a dog on the highway

And he lay in his blood in the highway

With a bunch of lace at his throat

Still on a winter's night they say

When the wind is in the trees

When the moon is a ghostly galleon

Tossed upon the cloudy seas

When the road is a ribbon of moonlight

Over the purple moor

A highwayman comes riding

Riding, riding,

A highwayman comes riding

Up to the old inn door

A wave of flaming vapor fired at the Borg and turned into an 18th Century Highwayman and it rode on his horse and went at many Borg and dried them all up into mummified husks.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Pakura: Very well done.

Jessie K.: That was really amazing. Well done Stella.

Stella (Loud House): Thanks guys.

Linka: How about this one too? LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: BENEATH A PHRYGIAN SKY!

Linka floated into the air and a raging thunderstorm appeared as the song Beneath A Phrygian Sky by Loreena McKennitt played.

The moonlight it was dancing

On the waves, out on the sea

The stars of heaven hovered

In a shimmering galaxy

A voice from down the ages

So in haunting in its song

These ancient stones will tell us

Our love must make us strong

The breeze it wrapped around me

As I stood there on the shore

And listened to this voice

Like I never heard before

Our battles they may find us

No choice may ours to be

But hold the banner proudly

The truth will set us free

My mind was called across the years

Of rages and of strife

Of all the human misery

And all the waste of life

We wondered where our God was

In the face of so much pain

I looked up to the stars above

To find you once again

We travelled the wide oceans

Heard many call your name

With sword and gun and hatred

It all seemed much the same

Some used your name for glory

Some used it for their gain

Yet when liberty lay wanting

No lives were lost in vain

Is it not our place to wonder

As the sky does weep with tears

And all the living creatures

Look on with mortal fear

It is ours to hold the banner

Is ours to hold it long

It is ours to carry forward

Our love must make us strong

And as the warm wind carried

Its song into the night

I closed my eyes and tarried

Until the morning light

As the last star it shimmered

And the new sun's day gave birth

It was in this magic moment

Came this prayer for mother earth

The moonlight it was dancing

On the waves, out on the sea

The stars of heaven hovered

In a shimmering galaxy

A voice from down the ages

So in haunting in its song

The ancient stones will tell us

Our love will make us strong

Linka fired a wave of lightning and it turned into the haunting sounds of all of nature and it slammed into the Borg and electrocuted them all over and destroyed them.

Nico: Whoa! That was awesome!

Me: Very intense and divine.

Hunter: I know some good songs. MOONLIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: DIESE KALTE NACHT!

Hunter floated into the air as the light of the full moon appeared behind him and the song Diese kalte Nacht by Faun played.

Diese Nacht ist kalt

Und der Wind, der bläst

Durch unser Land

Und wer jetzt noch geht

Ist ein armer Tor

Oder auf dem Weg zu der Liebsten

Die jede Reise lohnt

Oh, öffne mir, lass mich hinein

Dein Liebster steht im Mondenschein

Diese Nacht ist so kalt, so öffne mir

Denn morgen wird es zu spät sein

Mein Vater wacht über Haus und Hof

Meine Tür versperrt ein Eisenschloss

Und ich habe keinen Schlüssel dafür

Es führt heut Nacht kein Weg zu mir

Oh, öffne mir, lass mich hinein

Dein Liebster steht im Mondenschein

Diese Nacht ist so kalt, so öffne mir

Denn morgen wird es zu spät sein

Doch die Nacht ist so kalt

Endlich öffnet sie ihm

Und sie küsst ihres Liebsten kalte Stirn

Diese Nacht ist so kalt

Doch sie öffnet die Tür und er küsst sie

Sieben Mal dafür

Oh, öffne mir, lass mich hinein

Dein Liebster steht im Mondenschein

Diese Nacht ist so kalt, so öffne mir

Denn morgen wird es zu spät sein

Der Morgen graut

Und der Wind, der geht durch unser Land

Doch das Mädchen liegt in ihres Liebsten Arm

Und danket sehr der kalten Nacht

Und dem Wind dafür

The moonlight fired at the Borg and it turned into a beautiful herd of Elk and slammed into the Borg and smashed them apart.

Me: Whoa! Hunter that was awesome!

Hunter: Danke.

Lincoln: That was a beautiful song too.

Ben: Lets see the Borg get this.

Ben then turned into a new predator. It was PANUNCIAN! Khyber's Panuncian looks like a huge Smilodon with sharp claws, a tail with a sharp hook at the end of it, razor sharp sabres, mane like a dire wolf, and a small horn on the top of its nose. It also has a lion-like roar. It wears a red spiked collar that holds the Nemetrix.

Ben: PANUNCIAN!

Me: Whoa! This is a new one.

Shanan: Wow! That's a Panuncian! They are the natural predators of the Splixson's. Ditto's species.

Riley: Whoa! It sure is a scary predator.

Panuncian: Watch this.

He split into 8 copies and viciously slashed and bit a bunch of Borg all over the place and destroyed many of them.

Me: Whoa! That is vicious!

Ben then turned into a new Ultimate Alien. It was ULTIMATE ATOMIX! He now had a bigger mechanical body and his legs were replaced with a floating engine and his head was broader, rounder and wider and he had shoulder cannons on his shoulders.

Ben: ULTIMATE ATOMIX!

Me: Whoa! An Evolved Uranonian!

Nico: Whoa! That is a cool one!

Shanan: Wow! This is the coolest one.

Riley: It sure is.

Ultimate Atomix: Lets see what he can do.

He fired powerful atomic lasers and blew many Borg apart in an instant and melted them all into nothing and he blew them away with powerful barriers and blasted them all over.

Me: Whoa! That is powerful!

Gwen Tennyson: It sure is.

Julie Yamamoto: No kidding.

Me: Lets blast them all apart with some teamwork!

Thunderblast: Right! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Thunderblast's rocket cannon and turned it into a bigger rocket launcher.

Maria: Lets add this one for good measure! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Maria's right arm device and she got Thundercracker's Thunder Cannon.

Thunderblast and Maria: THUNDER CANNON MEGABLAST!

They both fired their cannons and the blasts hit many Borg and blew them all apart in massive fiery explosions!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Optimus Prime: You all won't win! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into Optimus Prime's left cannon and turned it into a bigger more powerful cannon.

James (Pokemon): This is gonna hurt bad. POKEMON CYBER KEY POWER!

The Pokemon Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his Carnivine's powers 100-fold.

James (Pokemon): Use Leaf Tornado!

Optimus Prime and James: MEGA LASER LEAF TORNADO!

Optimus Prime fired a powerful laser blast and Carnivine fired a tornado of leaves and the blasts shredded and destroyed many Borg.

Matt Daniels: Lets get them! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Matt Daniels' right arm device and enhanced his powers 100-fold.

Matt Daniels and Optimus Prime: MAELSTROM SUPER BLAST WAVE!

They both fired blasts of water and energy and the blasts combined and slammed into many Borg and destroyed them.

Molly Malloy: Lets add this for good measure! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her plant powers 100-fold.

Molly Malloy and Optimus Prime: MEGA FIRESTORM PLANT TRUCK SLAM!

Molly and Optimus fired a powerful energy blast and plant wave and it formed into a deadly truck and slammed into a bunch of Borg and exploded.

KRAAABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Clayface: Time for some pain!

Soundwave: Lets do it!

Soundwave turned into his Cybertron Soundwave form.

Clayface and Soundwave: SOUNDSTORM MACE SMASH!

Soundwave fired an energy blast and Clayface formed his hand into a mace ball and the blast destroyed many Borg and Clayface smashed them all over.

Zarya: Time for the wolf to howl!

Lisa Loud: Indeed. It's time to destroy these biomechanical monstrosities!

Zarya fired a massive barrage of energy arrows and Lisa Loud fired a powerful energy blast.

Zarya and Lisa Loud: WOLF TECHNOLOGY FIRESTORM!

The blasts combined and turned into a matrix energy wolf and it slammed into the Borg and blew them apart all over.

Laney: Lets see how Nature deals with them!

Cyborg: Yeah!

Laney fired blasts of fire and poison barbs and Cyborg fired energy blasts.

Laney and Cyborg: NATURE CYBORG BURST!

The blasts hit the Borg all over and destroyed many of them!

Sora: Try this!

Piper: Yeah!

Sora and Piper fired powerful blasts of fire.

Sora and Piper: PHOENIX KEY FIRESTORM!

The blasts combined and turned into a massive phoenix that burned many Borg all over into ash.

Arkayna: This will show them light.

Kairi: Just what I was gonna say.

Kairi and Arkayna fired blasts of fire and light.

Kairi and Arkayna: DRAGON KEYSTORM FIREBALL!

The blasts combined and turned into a powerful fireball shaped like a dragon and it slammed into the Borg and incinerated them.

Starfire: You will never assimilate the people of Tamaran on our watch!

Emerald: Yeah!

Starfire fired powerful blasts of star energy and Emerald fired a blast of pink energy.

Starfire and Emerald: STARBURST UNICORN BURST!

The blasts combined and turned into a deadly unicorn and it slammed into the Borg and blew them apart.

Bart: Lets get them!

Cricket: With pleasure!

Bart and Cricket went at them at incredible speed!

Bart and Cricket: SUPERSONIC SPEED KICKSTORM!

They both smashed into the Borg with devastating kicks and destroyed many of them.

Beast Wars Inferno: For the power of the phoenix! Inferno, TERRORIZE!

Beast Wars Inferno transformed.

Natsu: Lets do it!

Natsu fired a massive blast of fire and Inferno fired his flamethrower.

Natsu and Beast Wars Inferno: FIRESTORM DRAGON INFERNO BLAST!

The blasts of fire hit many Borg and incinerated them.

Lucy Heartfilia: Time for the stars to destroy these monsters.

Terrorsaur: Lets do it! Terrorsaur, TERRORIZE!

Terrorsaur transformed.

Lucy Heartfilia fired a powerful star blast and Terrorsaur fired a massive barrage of his weapons.

Lucy Heartfilia and Beast Wars Terrorsaur: PLANETARY LASER FIRESTORM BURST!

The blasts all hit the Borg all over and blew many of them apart.

Juvia: It's time for some water power!

Manterror: Lets do it! Manterror, TERRORIZE!

Manterror transformed!

Juvia fired a massive blast of water and Manterror fired deadly saw blades.

Juvia Lockser and Beast Wars Manterror: AQUA SAWBLADE SLICE AND DICE!

The water merged with his sawblades and turned them into deadly water disks and they slashed many Borg apart.

Erza Scarlett: This is gonna really hurt.

Cybertron Snarl: It sure will.

Erza Scarlett and Cybertron Snarl: PRIMAL FIRESTORM SLASH!

Erza and Cybertron Snarl slashed many Borg apart with incredible force and burning swords.

Lucy (Pokemon): This is gonna be deadly for you.

Cybertron Scattershot: Yeah!

Lucy fired a powerful wave of darkness and Cybertron Scattershot fired many missiles and lasers.

Lucy (Pokemon) and Cybertron Scattershot: DARKNESS FIRESTORM BARRAGE!

The blasts all hit many Borg all over and destroyed them all over.

Me: Yeah!

Captain Picard: Your teamwork is absolutely magnificent.

Me: Thanks Captain Picard. We have to have powerful teamwork in order to win.

Nico: That's right.

Me: Lets go!

We continued blasting apart the Borg all over the place. Then we faced THE BORG QUEEN!

Me: So we meet at last Borg Queen.

Borg Queen: So we do J.D. Knudson. You are a very formidable adversary. You all were able to take down most of us with ease.

Me: They didn't last more than 10 seconds.

Nico: We won't let you take over the universe.

Vince: Your reign of terror across the universe is at its end.

Borg Queen: Everything in the universe will be all for us and us only.

Me: By robbing people of their free will and ruining the lives and societies of countless innocent people? I think not.

Carol: You will pay for your crimes Borg Queen.

Me: Now you die.

I then flared up my full power and went Super Angel-Ebonwu 100,000 Elemental Moonlight Phoenix.

Me: (Divine Voice) People like you are never gonna be welcome in our universe. ATTACK!

We went at her and I punched her in the face and kicked her in the stomach and Carol fired a massive blast of atomic energy and blew her arm off in a fiery explosion. Nico kicked her in the face and punched her in the back and Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted her and Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and burned her all over. Lana fired a blast of ice lightning and froze her legs. Laney fired a massive barrage of poison barbs and they poisoned her with Strychnine Ω and Lily and Luna fired powerful blasts of water and drenched her and Leni and Lori fired powerful blasts of gravity lightning and wind and blew her around and blew part of her apart and Lynn and Luan blasted her with light and lava and burned her all over. Nico fired powerful blasts of fire and energy and blew some of her apart and May fired blasts of ice fire and froze her and Carol fired blasts of atomic energy and blew a hole into the Borg Queen and Linka fired powerful blasts of lightning and electrocuted her all over and Naruto, Fu, Sasuke and Sakura slammed powerful Rasengan and Chidori into the Borg Queen and she was blown all over the place in powerful explosions and Bart and Cricket smashed their powerful kicks into her and the Total Drama Contestants minus Scott blasted her all over with incredible force and power. Vince smashed his fist into the queens face and kicked her in the stomach and Aylene fired fire arrows and they burned her all over. Lisa fired energy lasers at the queen and burned her all over and Varie and Maria drenched the queen all over. Tara and Lynn smashed her all over with earth and rock and lava and burned and smashed her all around. Natilee and Jessie K. fired blasts of green fire and leaves and cut and burned her all over. James Maxfield and Seia used their deadly martial arts skills and punched, kicked and thrashed the Borg Queen all over the place with incredible ferocity and power and really thrashed her.

Me: Time to finish you forever!

Stella (Loud House): This is for all the pain you caused. DROUGHT FIRESTORM BURST!

Stella fired a massive wave of Flaming Heat and the blast hit the Borg Queen and dried up the Borg Queen.

Lisa Loud: You are never going to terrorize our universe again! QUANTUM EQUATION FIRESTORM!

Lisa fired a powerful energy blast in the form of the 5th Dimension Unified String Equation and it slammed into the Borg Queen and exploded.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Captain Picard: You will never assimilate anyone ever again! FEDERATION LASER FIRESTORM!

Captain Picard fired a powerful laser shower at the Borg Queen and the blasts hit her and exploded.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMMMM!

Nico: Borg Queen, you have failed this universe! SAIYAN MIGHT FIRE BURST!

Nico fired a powerful blast of fire and it slammed into the Borg Queen and exploded.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Me: We protect this universe from people like you Borg Queen! MOONLIGHT WOLF FIRESTORM!

I fired a massive wave of moonlight fire and it turned into a wolf and it slammed into her and exploded!

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

I walked up to her as she was burning.

Me: As long as we exist, people like you will never be welcome here.

I held up my hand to her face.

Me: HAKAI!

The Borg Queen glowed purple and she screamed in pain as she was being obliterated. She was completely erased from existence for all eternity as if she was never born at all.

Me: Good riddance.

Scott: I will kill all of you despite winning the challenge.

Stella (Loud House): (to Scott) It's tempting to leave you here for dead right now. But fortunately for you, we're not that kind of people.

Then the ship alarm went off and the Unicomplex started blowing apart.

Me: Lets get out of here!

We teleported back to our ship and we watched on as the whole Borg Collective was dying.

Me: Activate the Hyperdrive. The whole Unicomplex is gonna blow.

Laney: Aye sir!

We activated the hyperdrive and got out of there fast! The whole Unicomplex exploded in a massive fiery explosion in an instant and the whole Borg Collective was dead in a massive ball of fire!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

We got out of there just in time.

Me: That was a close one.

Scott was put into the brig.

Captain Picard was on the Voyager as Captain Janeway's 2nd in command.

Captain Janeway: Thanks for letting us help you J.D.

Me: It was an honor to have you help us Captain Janeway. And Captain Picard, thank goodness you are all right.

Captain Picard: Thanks to you J.D. I am forever indebted to you.

Me: It's what we do.

Captain Picard: If you ever need help from me at anytime, I'll be there.

Me: Will do Captain.

We shook hands.

Stella (Loud House): (To the viewers) Not even an evil Cyborg Race like the Borg can stop us. We are far too powerful for them.

Me: Yep.

We then saw the Voyager take off.

Captain Picard: (To the viewers) People like the entirety of the Borg Collective will never be welcome in our universe. Not if Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the United Federation of Planets has anything to say about it.

Captain Janeway: That's true.

The Voyager went out into the stars.

Me: Wow.

We proceeded on ourselves. We avenged all the races that the Borg senselessly slaughtered and enslaved.


Part 4 complete

The Borg Collective from Star Trek were by far the worst villains that Gene Roddenberry and the entire Star Trek Crew ever made. But they were awesome and terrifying. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Part 5 is gonna be for the episode of Stargate SG-1 called Birthright and we're going to the alien planet Hak'tyl and this is gonna be interesting.

See you all tomorrow.