The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through the void of space.
Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2803.9: It's day 5 of Total Drama Galaxy and we are heading to our next location for the next challenge. Everyone really looking forward to this one. It's gonna be an interesting one.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Me: It sure is.
Lisa Loud: Indeed.
Michael Morningstar: Qin, how did you meet Poliwag and Poromon?
Qin: That is a really cute story. It was about a month before Nico moved.
FLASHBACK
Nico was back at his house over in New Jersey.
Qin: (Narrating) I was over at Nico's house and we were playing video games. He had an awesome collection of video games and it was awesome.
Young Qin: Yeah! You have awesome Video Games Nico.
Young Nico: Thanks Qin
Qin: That's when Poromon and Poliwag came.
Poromon and Poliwag came and landed on Qin.
Poromon: Whoa!
Poliwag: That was awesome.
Young Qin: (Gasp) (Squeals) (Hugs them) You two are so cute!
Young Nico: I see you met Poromon and Poliwag.
Young Qin: They are so cute Nico! So these two are Poromon and Poliwag.
Young Nico: Yep. Poromon is the bird ball. He's a Digimon and Poliwag is the Tadpool Pokemon. We have been together for a long time.
Young Qin: They are so amazing and adorable.
Young Nico: Yep.
Qin: That's how I met Poromon and Poliwag. They are just as close to me as they are to Nico.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Qin: It was so cool to meet them.
Nico: Yep.
Skips: It's nice that you found Poromon and Poliwag cute the first time.
Nico: It sure is.
Mixmaster: Poromon, if you have kids with Manaphy, does that mean they'll be part Digimon and part Pokemon?
Poromon: It's highly possible.
G1 Jazz: Hey, Horsea? Would you and Poliwag's kids be part Horsea and part Poliwag?
Horsea: I don't think it works like that. Usually all Pokemon are born as eggs.
G1 Jazz: I see.
Me: I think it's really cool though. Lillie over in the Alola Region got to hatch an Alolan Vulpix and it was awesome.
Laney: I saw that and her Alolan Vulpix is so adorable.
Lana: She sure is.
Jo then came.
Jo: It's amazing how you all keep letting those Masters of Evil guys go. I thought you morons were acting like corrupt heroes before. But now, I think you've all gone soft!
Nico: If we've gone soft, how come most of the Power Rangers monsters that we've fought so far met their end?
Me: Yeah answer that. Also Lily wasn't kidding. You did get an artificial foot. Lola and Lana really bit your foot off.
Jo: Yeah and I will make you pay for ruining me!
Lana: You brought all that on yourself you bitch!
Lola: Yeah you fucking freak!
Chris McLean appeared.
Chris McLean: Attention everyone, it's Challenge Time!
Maria: What planet are we heading to this time?
Lisa Loud: We have already arrived.
Me: On screen.
We saw on the screen a jungle planet.
Me: It's a forest planet.
Nico: It looks familiar to me.
Me: Wait a second. That's the planet Hak'Tyl from Stargate SG-1.
Hunter: (German Accent) Mein Gott! I know that planet. It's an amazing planet.
Lori: Wow! A planet where only female people live? How is that possible?
Lisa Loud: That's just what I was thinking firstborn elder sibling.
Me: Wow. This sounds like a kind of planet Master Jiraiya would love.
Naruto: Knowing Pervy Sage, he would.
Me: I've heard of Amazon Villages but never Amazon Planets. They must be really rare in certain parts of the galaxy and universe.
Lily Loud: That could be.
Vince: Yeah. But this is really cool though.
Naruto: It's like what we saw in the Nadeshiko Village.
Lori: Nadeshiko Village?
Me: That was an Amazon Village in the Land of Water. It's an amazon vilage where only Kunoichi live. Me and Naruto met them on our training trip. There we met the leader of the village Princess Shizuka and she was in a lot of trouble.
I went over what the Nadeshiko Village was and how it went as well as the history of Princess Shizuka.
Nadeshiko Village
The Nadeshiko Village (撫子の里, Nadeshiko no Sato) is located near the Land of Water. The families of this village are organised through matrilineality. Women from this village must venture outside to find men strong enough to defeat them, resulting in them being taken to the village to marry the kunoichi they defeated.
The village itself is positioned upon the lightly forested top of three massive and steep hills standing in a line, with two bridges spanning the gorges between them. The hills are situated within a lush forested valley in a mountainous region. In terms of construction the village seems to be similar to a stronghold or palace, with numerous walls, towers and brickwork being dominant features.
Princess Shizuka
While still training under her mentor, Shizuka developed a relationship with a merchant named Sagiri, despite the law of her village. While they hoped to one day change that law, Sagiri was one day killed, prompting Shizuka to live solely for her training and duties to the village, resigned to never love again. In the end, she said that she was going to become stronger one day.
Before her début, she had become the target of Kokuyō, who wanted to defeat her for her hand in marriage in order to rule Nadeshiko Village, and came after her numerous times despite a seemingly crushing defeat at every encounter. Prior to encountering with Naruto, Shizuka had defeated Kokuyō ninety-eight times, each time easily destroying his puppet and sending him flying.
Qin: Whoa!
Wonder Woman: I didn't know that the ninja world had villages like that J.D.
Me: It's a really big mystery.
Chris McLean: That is very interesting.
Me: It sure is.
Naruto: But like Shikamaru said: "We always are helping people."
Me: Yep. Anyway lets head down to the planet.
We landed onto the planet.
We got out and it was a breathtakingly beautiful jungle planet.
Me: Wow. This planet is beautiful. It's just as beautiful as Pandora. But without the poisonous atmosphere.
Nico: It sure is.
Laney: It sure is pretty.
Lana: Yeah.
?: Our world is beautiful.
We turned and then we saw a beautiful woman with blonde hair and she had a tattoo emblazoned on her forehead.
Me: Wow.
Ishta: My name is Ishta and I'm the leader of the Jaffa Rebels.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Ishta. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Ishta: It's an honor to meet all of you. And we're glad you all came. You are here to kill the false god Moloc.
Me: Moloc? I remember him.
Nico: Who is Moloc?
Me: A very dangerous monster.
I went over his history.
Moloc (also called Molech, Molekh, Molok, Molek, Melech, Milcom, Molcom, and most commonly, Moloch) was a Goa'uld System Lord. While on Earth, he was worshiped by the Canaanites and Phoenicians. During his reign, he became known for his demand of child sacrifice, a trait which he took with him after leaving Earth. He continued to be a high-ranking Goa'uld up until his death in 2004.
He decreed that all female Jaffa born in his domain would be sacrificed in the Ceremony of Fire, as only male Jaffa could bring him victory in the wars against the rest of the Goa'uld. The High Priestess Ishta formed the Hak'tyl Resistance to spirit away newborn girls.
Eventually Moloc learned of the presence of the Hak'tyl ll, and came to stop a meeting of rebel Jaffa among his ranks. His forces killed all but Ishta, Teal'c, and Aron. Ishta was soon captured, and tortured by Moloc. While there, a Rebel Jaffa force Ishta had organized began its revolt against Moloc, who prepared to leave to end it. Moloc was killed when Stargate Command fired missiles through the Stargate which were sent directly at him, due to Aron pointing the laser designator at him, with Ba'al later absorbing Moloc's forces.
We gasped in shock.
Lincoln: That is crazy!
Laney: He's pure evil.
Me: Looks like we got here just in time.
Nico: We sure did.
Me: Ishta, we will gladly help you out. No one takes over a planet in the name of evil and lives to tell about it.
Nico: Just what I was about to say.
Vince: Yeah!
Hunter: Ja!
Ishta: Follow me.
We went with Ishta and we went underground and we saw a huge rebel camp that was amazing.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: It's a huge Rebel Camp.
Me: Yeah.
Ishta: This is the Hak'Tyl Resistance. We formed our group to take back our village.
Ishta went over the history of the Resistance.
The Hak'tyl Resistance was a group of female Jaffa who once belonged to the Goa'uld Moloc.
When Moloc decreed that only male Jaffa would survive, having begun to believe that the female Jaffa were weaklings, Ishta, one of Moloc's high priestesses organized an underground movement to spirit infant girls to Hak'tyl.
After learning of SG-1, they approached the Tau'ri, seeking an alliance. Major Samantha Carter, the only female member of SG-1 later approached them and offered them Tretonin as a way of being free of the Goa'uld symbiotes so that the group itself would not have to resort to raids in order to steal symbiotes for their younger female followers. Though it was difficult at first, the Hak'tyl were convinced to take the tretonin.
During the conquests of Ba'al, the Hak'tyl organized a group of at least 2,000 Jaffa, both male and female, to rebel against Moloc. Teal'c and Bra'tac urged caution, saying that killing Moloc would ultimately do nothing in the long run as another System Lord would likely take his domain.
However, a rebel meeting was interrupted by Moloc's forces on the new Hak'tyl homeworld, leading to Moloc himself coming to torture Ishta. Teal'c rescued Ishta from Moloc's First Prime Cha'ra (who later joined the Jaffa Rebellion) while rebel Jaffa Aron directed a missile strike from the SGC onto Moloc, killing him and destroying his forces on the planet. Unfortunately, in spite of the victory and as Teal'c and Bra'tac had predicted, with Moloc dead, Ba'al absorbed his domain and became more powerful than ever before.
With the collapse of the Goa'uld Empire and the emergence of the Free Jaffa Nation, the Hak'tyl have emerged as a force in the politics of the Jaffa High Council and were accorded a seat in the council, taken by Ka'lel, due to their military strength. They usually ally with the progressives such Teal'c and Bra'tac in the support of establishing a democracy (despite the fact it could weaken their political powers) against the Traditionalists lead by Gerak, and have also opposed the Ori.
Me: Geez.
Hunter: That is awful. We'll make sure that Moloc pays for this.
Me: That's right.
Courtney: No one rules over people with fear on our watch.
Sammy: That's right!
Me: Lets do it!
We went over to the village of the Jaffa and the resistance went with us. On a throne we saw MOLOC!
Me: There he is. Lets get him.
I fired energy blasts at his followers and blew them all apart in massive fiery explosions.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMMMM!
The explosions incinerated them and we stood in front of Moloc.
Me: It's over Moloc!
Moloc: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm has come.
Me: And we've come to kill you. Your reign of terror ends now!
Moloc: I don't think so. My ruin is supreme.
Me: Like hell it will be.
?: And you all will die before you kill him.
A figure came out and it was JADE GLADIATOR from episode 13 of Dino Thunder!
When Anton Mercer becomes Mesogog in Mercer's lab, he uses he also were to cause an experimental plant to transform into the Jade Gladiator. Jade Gladiator uses his botanic power to bring back Deadwood, the Tree of Life, and brings to life a new monster: Skortch. After all five Dino Rangers join together and defeat his creations, the Valkasaurus Megazord is formed and destroys the Jade Gladiator.
Connor McKnight: Jade Gladiator!
Jade Gladiator: Strange seeing you all here rangers.
Me: I remember this guy! He was sent to bring back Deadwood and form into Skortch!
Nico: I remember seeing that.
Laney: Yeah.
Jade Gladiator: (to the Dino Thunder Rangers) I don't get you Rangers. Your White Friend hid Mesogog's secret identity from you. And he tried to kill you in the past. And yet, you still made him part of your team. Why?
Me: Because he was brainwashed you fucking sack of chlorophyll!
Nico: Yeah!
Lori: You are a disgusting plant freak!
Me: And now you will die.
Emma: Time to show Hak'Tyl the existence of Terra Venture!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lost Galaxy!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers.
Me: Attack!
We went at Moloc and I punched him in the face and the Megaforce Rangers blasted Jade Gladiator blasted and blew him apart and more. Jade Gladiator fell down and exploded.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I punched Moloc in the stomach and kicked him in the face and fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over and Carol fired a powerful blast of Atomic Energy and it hit Moloc and exploded all over in powerful fiery explosions.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMM!
Laney fired powerful blasts of fire and burned him all over and Lola and Lana fired blasts of fire and ice and froze him and burned him all over.
May: I know a good technique. Lets see how he likes this one. WOLF MOON STYLE NINJA ART: LY-O-LAY ALE LOYA
May floated into the air and the beautiful of a wolf howling at the full moon was seen as she sang the song Native American Indian song Ly-O-Lay Ale Loya by Sacred Spirits.
Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy Lao
Ly O Ley O Lay - LaLe Loy Lao
Le O Le O Lo - La Loy La
Ly O Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy
Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy Lao
Ly O Ley O Lay - LaLe Loy Lao
Le O Le O Lo - La Loy La
Ly O Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy
Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy Lao
Ly O Ley O Lay - LaLe Loy Lao
Le O Le O Lo - La Loy La
Ly O Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy
Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy Lao
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Le O Le O Lo - La Loy La
Ly O Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy
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Ly O Ley O Lay - LaLe Loy Lao
Le O Le O Lo - La Loy La
Ly O Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy
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Ly O Ley O Lay - LaLe Loy Lao
Le O Le O Lo - La Loy La
Ly O Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy
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Ly O Ley O Lay - LaLe Loy Lao
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Ly O Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy
Ley O Lay - Lay Le Loy Lao
May fired blasts of blue fire at Moloc and the blasts turned into wolves and they slammed into him and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa! That was awesome!
Nico: Way to go May!
May: Thanks guys.
Lori: Here's one I learned while we were on Pandora. NA'VI STYLE NINJA ART: ADIEMUS!
Lori floated into the air and blue markings of the tribal art of the Na'Vi appeared on her face and arms and the beautiful surface of the planet Pandora appeared and Lori sang the song Adiemus by Karl Jenkins.
heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
adie adie mus ta de adie adie a mus ta
adie na ta mus ta me adua
adie adie tu e ma de adie adie tu e ma adie adie tu e made...
adie adie mus ta de adie adie a mus ta
adie na ta mus ta me adua
adie adie tu e ma de adie adie tu e ma adie adie tu e made...
ademade tu e made ha
ade made tu e ma
hade made tu e ma cora,
hade made tu e ma cora ( haye , waye...)
hade made tu e ma cora ( haye , waye...)
ha une wa en , ha un wa hee e (2x)
musical break
CHORUS
adie adie a mus ta de
adie adie a mus ta
adie a nade a mus ta adua
adie adie tu e ma , adie adie tu e ma ,
adie adie tu e made nade...
yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...) ( 6x)
yaa , kaa haa maa mee ( hadua)
yaa , kaa haa maa mee hadua ( haye ,waye...)
Arrows fired at Moloc and they hit him all over and poisoned him with a lethal dose of their poison.
Roxanne Santiago: Way to go mom!
Me: That was awesome Lori!
Lori: Thanks guys.
Lucy Loud: This is gonna send him into the darkness of despair. DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: TOURNIQUET!
Lucy floated into the air and the darkness of a dark forest appeared as she sang the song Tourniquet by Evanescence.
I tried to kill the pain
But only brought more
(So much more)
I lay dying
And I'm pouring, crimson regret, and betrayal
I'm dying
Praying
Bleeding
Screaming
Am I too lost to be saved?
Am I too lost?
My God! My tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God! My tourniquet
Return to me salvation
Do you remember me?
Lost for so long
Will you be on the other side?
Will you forget me?
I'm dying
Praying
Bleeding
Screaming
Am I too lost to be saved?
Am I too lost?
My God! My tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God! My tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God! My tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God! My tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My wounds cry for the grave
My soul cries, for deliverance
Will I be denied?
Christ! Tourniquet! My suicide
Waves of darkness were fired at Moloc and they slammed into him and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa! That was awesome Lucy.
Brittney: It sure was. Well done.
Lucy Loud: Thanks guys.
Carol: This is gonna be an interesting song. Lets see how he likes this. AURORA STYLE NINJA ART: Bláþráður!
Carol floated into the air and the majestic beauty of the Aurora Borealis appeared and she sang the song Bláþráður by Sigur Ros.
Ósýnileg hún læðist aftan að
Óvarin er og ó undir búin
Ósýnileg hún skríður aftan að
Óvarin er á fjallinu gengur
Húúúú
Ósýnileg hún stígur til jarðar
Ósýnileg hún rífur innan frá
Ef hann sá Skrefum frá
á nefunum blám
Hann getur ekki talað
Eða þorstanum svalað
Núna missum við hakan
Og núna kljúfum við klakan
Og núna finnum við
Og
Og núna missum við takið
Og núna dettum á bakið
á snærisendanum höngum við á
Bláþræði
Ósýnileg þau svífa ofaná
Ósýnileg þau ylja við há
Ósýnileg í snjóskafi-num
Ósýnileg með lokuð augun
Ég vil sjá
Skrifuð fá
Nefið blá
Ég get ekki talað
Eða þorstanum svalað
Núna hlustum við á þau
Núna fljúum við á þau
Núna
Og núna missum við takið
Og núna dettum af baki
á snærisendanum höngum við á bláþræði
Bláþræði úúúúú
Bláþræði úúúúú
Bláþræði úúúúú
Bláþræði
The Aurora fired streams of the rainbow curtains of light and they turned hit Molac and lashed him all over the place with incredible force and ferocity and they exploded as well.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Whoa! That was awesome!
Vince: Awesome job Carol!
Carla: Way to go mommy!
Carol: Thanks guys.
Laney: I know a good song. Here's one I learned from Irish Lore. LEAF STYLE NINJA ART: SLEEPY MAGGIE!
Laney rose into the air and the beauty of the plants of nature formed behind her and she sang Sleepy Maggie by Ashley MacIsaac.
Ciamar a ni mi dannsa direach
Ciamar a ni mi ruidhle bhoidheach
Ciamar a ni mi dannsa direach
Dh'Fhalbh am prionn aig bonn mo chota
Tha nid na circe-fraoiche
'S a' mhuilinn dubh, 's a' mhuilinn dubh
Tha nid na circe-fraoiche
'S a' mhuilinn dubh o shamhraidh
Tha 'm muilinn dubh air thuraman
Tha 'm muilinn dubh air thuraman
Tha 'm muilinn dubh air thuraman
'S e togairt dol a dhannsa
'S iomadh rud saoil sibh
'S a' mhuilinn dubh, 's a' mhuilinn dubh
'S iomadh rud saoil sibh
'S a' mhuilinn dubh o shamhraidh
Laney fired waves of shamrocks and clovers and they hit Moloc all over and cut him all over and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa! That was amazing!
Natilee: That sure was. (Irish Accent) Well done lass!
Laney: Thanks guys.
Luna: Rockin' Lanes.
Laney: Thanks guys. It was pretty cool.
Lincoln: This is gonna be good. LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: GOTT MIT UNS!
Lincoln floated into the air and a massive raging thunderstorm formed and he sang the song Gott Mit Uns my Sabaton.
Spent the night in formation
To the battle we march in the dawn
We were ready to die for our king
On the fields of Breitenfeld
Fire at will
Aim for their cannons
Counter attack
Thunder of guns
Gott mit uns
As we all stand united
All together Gott mit uns
From the old world's demise
See an empire rise
From the north reaching far
Here we are
On September the seventh
We filled their hearts with fear
Seven times they attacked on that day
Seven times they retreated
Cavarly charge
Follow the banner
After the king
Freedom we bring
Gott mit uns
As we all stand united
All together Gott mit uns
From the old world's demise
See an empire rise
From the north reaching far
Here we are
Breaking their lines
Thousands of soldiers
Run for their lives
Legend arise
Gott mit uns
As we all stand united
All together Gott mit
Gott mit uns
As we all stand united
All together Gott mit uns
From the old world's demise
See an empire rise
From the north reaching far
Here we are
Here we are
A wave of lightning went at Moloc and it turned into the army of the Battle of Breitenfeld back in 1631 and it slammed into him and blasted and slashed him all over.
Me: Whoa! That was awesome!
Jessie K.: Wow! That was the army from the Battle of Breitenfeld during the Thirty Year's War in the early 17th Century. That was a major battle back then.
Hunter: Ja. It was a very important battle back then.
Nico: I never even knew about that.
Laney: Me neither. But that was amazing!
Ishta: It sure is amazing. I've never even heard about that.
Stella (Loud House): How about this one? SCORCH STYLE NINJA ART: SHIROYAMA!
Stella floated into the air and the scorching sands of the Sahara Desert appeared behind her and the sand was on fire as she sand the song Shiroyama by Sabaton.
It's the nature of time
That the old ways must give in
It's the nature of time
That the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old
It always end the ancient ways
And as history told
The old ways go out in a blaze
Encircled by a vulture
The end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
As a new age begins
The way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins
The ways of the old must apprehend
It's the nature of time
That the old ways must give in
It's the nature of time
That the new ways comes in sin
An offer of surrender
Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified
It's the last stand of the samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
60 to 1, facing the gun
60 to 1, culture undone
A wave of fire formed and turned into the army from the Battle of Shiroyama in 1877 and they went at Moloc and slashed and blasted him all over the place.
Me: Whoa! Stella that was awesome!
Jessie K.: Wow! That was the army from the Battle of Shiroyama in 1877.
Mizore: Wow. I've read about that. It was a battle that lead to the disbandment of the Samurai in Japan
Vince: I remember reading about that. That was an intense battle.
Me: Really amazing.
Lily: Yeah! Lets see how they like this. ORACLE STYLE NINJA ART: WINGED HUSSARS!
Lily floated into the air and a powerful wave of light shined down onto her and she sang the song Winged Hussars by Sabaton.
When the winged hussars arrived
A cry for help in time of need, await relief from holy league
60 days of siege, outnumbered and weak
Sent a message to the sky, wounded soldiers left to die
Will they hold the wall or will the city fall
Dedication
Dedication
They're outnumbered 15 to one
And the battle's begun
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide
As the days are passing by and as the dead are piling high
No escape and no salvation
Trenches to explosive halls are buried deep beneath the walls
Plant the charges there and watch the city fear
Desperation
Desperation
It's a desperate race against the mine
And a race against time
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down the mountainside
Then the winged hussars arrived
Coming down they turned the tide
Cannonballs are coming down from the sky
Janissaries are you ready to die?
We will seek our vengeance eye for an eye
You'll be stopped upon the steps of our gate
On this field you're only facing our hate
But back home the sultan's sealing your fate
We remember
In September
That's the night Vienna was freed
We made the enemy bleed!
Storm clouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel
Lily fired waves of light and formed into the army from the Battle of Vienna in 1683 and they blasted and slashed Moloc all over.
Me: Whoa! That was awesome!
Jessie K.: Wow! That was the army from the 1683 Battle of Vienna. That was one of the biggest battles that lead to the start of the Polish-Ottoman War.
Nico: Whoa! I didn't know about that.
Me: Me neither.
Lincoln: That is amazing!
Luna: Lets see how he likes this one! METAL STYLE NINJA ART: NO BULLETS FLY!
Luna floated into the air as a steel mill appeared behind her and she sang No Bullets Fly by Sabaton.
From down below one enemy's spotted
So hurry up, rearm and refuel
But through the bomber's damaged air frame
See wounded men scattered and burned
Look to the right and then look again
And see the enemy in the eye
No bullets fly, spared by his mercy
Escorted out, out of harm's way
Fly, fighting fair
It's the code of the air
Brothers, heroes, foes
Killing machine, thunder in the sky
B-17, flying home
Killing machine
Said goodbye to the cross he deserved
He risked his life two times that day
To save an unknown enemy
Escort to safety, out of the killzone
A short salute, then departed
Fly, fighting fair
It's the code of the air
Brothers, heroes, foes
Killing machine, thunder in the sky
B-17, flying home
Killing machine
Said goodbye to the cross he deserved
Fly, fighting fair
It's the code of the air
Brothers, heroes, foes
Killing machine, thunder in the sky
B-17, flying home
Killing machine
Said goodbye to the cross he deserved
A wave of molten metal went at Moloc and formed into the plane of German Fighter Pilot Franz Stigler from World War II and it blasted Moloc all over and really hurt him.
Me: Whoa! That was awesome!
Jessie K.: Wow! That was the plane of Franz Stigler from World War II.
Me: I remember reading about him. In 1943 he was famous for badly damaging a B-17 Flying Fortress flown by Charles L. Brown. Brown and Stigler have been dangerous enemies back then. But until 2008 they were really good friends.
Nico: Whoa! That is amazing.
Lana: That is amazing! I didn't know about that.
Lola: Me neither. That is amazing.
Hunter: Ja. It's all true.
Dana (Loud House): How about he tries this one? ICE STYLE NINJA ART: SWEDISH PEGANS!
Dana floated into the air and a raging blizzard formed and she sang Swedish Pagans by Sabaton.
The wise women said
Once your heart is in battle
There is no coming back
(Fight for Thor)
And before the attack
Feel your blood starts to boiling
In your veins as you charge
(Hundreds fallen)
As the fire inside
Is ignited by bloodshed
In berserkers from north
Could it be as was said
When the serpent be woken
Fenrir howls
Swedish Pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgaard, a viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
When our brothers have fought
Is where we will be proven
On ground stained by blood
(Standing tall)
And we know, if we fall
Our comrades awaits in Valhall
(Odin's calling)
As the fire inside
Is ignited by bloodshed
In berserkers from north
Could it be as was said
When the serpent be woken
Fenrir howls
Swedish Pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgaard, a viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
First to the battle
First to the feast
Destiny waiting
No retreat
Retreat!
Swedish Pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgaard, a viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
She fired a huge wave of ice and it turned into the Sweden Vikings and they slashed Moloc and froze him all over.
Me: Whoa! Those were the Vikings of 8th Century A.D.! Awesome!
Nico: And you are descended from the famous Leif Ericsson, J.D.
Me: I sure am. These techniques you taught us Hunter have some amazing historical information behind them.
Hunter: Danke. They are a work of art from my country.
Me: It's amazing.
Ishta: They are really amazing though.
Naruto: They sure are.
Ben: Time for some predator power!
Ben then turned into a new predator. But when we saw him change, he vanished!
Me: Huh!? Where did he go!?
We looked around and I saw something floating in the air. I used my microscopic vision and I saw that Ben was a new predator that was no bigger than that of a virus! He was only 70 nanometers in size and he looked like a Bacteriophage Virus.
Ben: (TINY VOICE) PARASITOA!
Me: Whoa! This has to be the smallest alien species I've ever seen Ben turn into.
Riley: Where is he? I can't see him.
Ben was on my finger and Riley looked through a microscopic lens telescope.
Riley: Whoa! That is a really small one!
Shanan: I know that species! That is an Elefantokyo. They are only 70 nanometers tall and they are also the natural predators of To'Kustar's. Way Big Species.
Me: Whoa. That is really small and he looks very much like a Bacteriophage Virus.
Lisa Loud: Let me see.
Riley handed Lisa the Microscopic lens Telescope and she saw Ben.
Lisa Loud: Very fascinating species of predator.
Me: Very interesting. But how does a small virus-size alien predator like this infect a huge giant alien like a To'Kustar? They are 100 feet tall.
Shanan: They can grow up to any size and they infect their bodies and take over their brains and control them like a puppet while infecting them over time.
Me: Geez. Like some kind of virus in real life.
Shanan: Exactly.
Parasitoa: And watch this.
He grew to as big as my hand.
Me: Whoa! That is what I call a huge virus. But awesome.
Parasitoa went at Moloc and latched onto his head and drilled into him and took control of him and made him punch himself all over.
Me: That is awesome!
Nico: And really funny too.
Hunter: Ja.
Vince: Indeed.
Moloc was badly beaten up.
Ben then turned into a new Ultimate Alien. It was ULTIMATE GUTROT! He was bigger and fatter and he had powerful armor all over him as well as mine like shoulders and he a bigger gas capacity.
Ben: ULTIMATE GUTROT!
Me: Whoa! An Evolved Stomachoan!
Shanan: Wow! This is a cool one!
Riley: Really awesome!
Ultimate Gutrot: Lets see what he can do.
He then fired liquid gas and it hit Moloc and burned him all over.
Me: Time for some Combo power!
G1 Jazz: Righto boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his flamethrower 100-fold.
Skips: This is gonna be awesome! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his strength and powers 100-fold.
G1 Jazz and Skips: FLAMING YETI FIRESTORM!
They fired blasts of fire and it turned into a powerful yeti made of pure fire and it slammed into Moloc and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Muscle Man: You know who else loves kicking peoples butts like yours? My Mom!
Mixmaster: Time for some action! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his chemicals 100-fold.
Michael Morningstar: Time for this energy alien to blast some monsters! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his powers 100-fold.
Mixmaster and Michael Morningstar: NITROGLYCERIN STARBURST BLAST!
Mixmaster fired blasts of nitroglycerin and Michael Morningstar fired powerful star blasts and the blasts hit Moloc and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Pharaoh Man: Time for some sun power!
Xion: And light power!
Pharaoh Man fired blasts of fire and Xion fired blasts of light.
Pharaoh Man and Xion: SUN STORM LIGHTBURST!
The blasts combined and they slammed into Moloc and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Arkayna: Time for some Dragon Power!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Arkayna fired a blast of fire that turned into a Dragon and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning.
Arkayna and Lincoln: LIGHTNING DRAGON MEGABLAST!
The lightning merged with the Dragon and turned it into a dragon of pure lightning and it slammed into Moloc and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Lok: Time for some spirit power!
Nico: Lets do it Lok! DRAGON THUNDERCLAP!
The 5-Star Dragonball on his bracelet glowed and Nico fired a powerful blast of lightning and Lok fired a powerful blast of energy.
Lok and Nico: DRAGON LIGHTNING AUGERBLAST!
The blasts combined and slammed into Moloc and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Time for some Final Smash power!
Wonder Woman: Lets do it! THEMISCYRA SWORD BLADEDANCE!
Wonder Woman slashed Moloc all over the place with powerful blades of energy from her sword.
Alexis Rhodes: Chill out, Moloc! CRYO FLAME MEGAFREEZE!~
Alexis Rhodes fired a massive blast of blue ice fire and it hit Moloc and froze him in a block of ice.
Lily Loud: And this is for your crimes! MAELSTROM SUPER SHREDCURRENT!
Lily fired a massive blast of water and it slammed into Moloc and shredded him apart. Killing him instantly.
Then we heard a gunshot and a bullet grazed my face.
Me: What the?
We then saw the RICH TEXAN!
Richard "Rich" Texan, also known as "The Rich Texan" and Senator Shady Bird Johnson is a stereotypical rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot) and is in his 70s. He holds two guns at once.
Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".
He has a fortune of 290 million dollars, although at one time he was worth more than a billion (he was once accepted into Billionaire Camp). He once owned a basketball called the Austin Celtics (a parody of the Boston Celtics).
He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. In Season 5's "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" (the Rich Texan's debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again. He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill. He also once owned, all of Mr. Burns's possessions, when he won them in a bet. One of Richard's fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.
Richard always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same". He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.
Richard revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus. He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts by stepping with his left leg 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.
Richard stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.
Richard's license plate reads "NO SHAME"
He also drills for oil, although he claims that he doesn't do it for profit, but instead uses it for his private use for dancing (which involves him yelling "yee-haw" under an oil tower spraying oil and dancing a jig), which he demonstrates to Bart and Lisa when they accuse him of fracking.
Family
Richard Texan has a gay grandson and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas)
His grandfather served in the Confederate military, as he reacts to Bart mooning the flag "That's the flag my grandpappy rebelled against!"
Me: The Rich Texan!
Becky: Oh great. Not this jerk.
Rich Texan: Well if it isn't the loser and dumb idiot force.
Me: You're the dumbest jerk ever.
Nico: (to Rich Texan) You did teach us one thing.
Rich Texan: What's that?
Nico: Left in Texas means down for us.
Me: Yeah.
Becky then punched the Rich Texan in the face and punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach and face and knocked him down.
Becky: Normally I'm supposed to respect my elders, but you are worst than an elder.
Jo: And I'll gladly kill this guy.
Me: I don't think so Jo.
Chris McLean: The Interstellar Retribution wins!
We cheered wildly.
Wonder Woman: (grabs Jo by the arm) Don't worry, Jo. We'll make sure you're fed in the brig!
Me: Yeah.
Ishta thanked us for freeing them and we then got back on the ship and we went to the next world for the next challenge.
Alexis Rhodes: (To the viewers) Never listen to an evil tyrant out to kill everyone.
Me: Yep.
We were off.
Part 5 is done.
Stargate SG-1 was a great show. I never watched it but me and ArchangelOfJustice12 were using elements from it for our RP's on Deviantart and I figured it would be perfect for this. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up for part 6 is Planet of The Apes and we're gonna go after the evil ape overlord Koba and make him pay for his crimes.
See you all tomorrow.
