The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through the endless reaches of space.

Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2804.7: It's day 6 of Total Drama Galaxy and the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the next challenge location. We're gonna be in for an amazing challenge when we arrive. Chris says that we're in for one helluva battle.

Laney: I can't wait to see what Chris is gonna have us do next.

Me: Me too Laney.

Carl Carlson: It's gonna be awesome.

Cut Man: Carl, is it true that you're from Iceland?

Carl Carlson: It sure is Cut Man. Iceland is my home country.

Me: I love Iceland. It's one of my countries of origin in ancestral origin.

Carl Carlson: That's cool J.D.! One time me, Homer, Lenny and Moe won the Lottery.

Static: You guys actually won the lottery?! You know how hard that is?

Me: Really hard. The odds of winning the lottery are staggering.

Carl Carlson: I know. We won $200,000.00 and I took that money for myself. But there was a reason for it. I did it because I wanted to clear my family's name.

Laney: Why what happened?

Carl Carlson: My family was hated for over 1,000 years because of my ancestors. There was a saga that told everyone about it.

Me: Wait a second. I remember seeing that. Carl's ancestors were the watchmen of the Icelandic coast to keep eyes out for barbarian hordes. The safety of Iceland hung in the balance. But the Carlson's failed in their duties and the barbarians invaded and destroyed much of Iceland and caused so much death and destruction in their wake.

Nico: Geez.

Carl Carlson: But that saga also had a page torn out.

Me: I remember seeing that. There was a missing page.

Carl Carlson: Yep and I have that missing right here.

Carl handed me the missing page and it was in ancient Icelandic.

Me: It's all in Ancient Icelandic. Lets see what it says. "When the barbarian invaders came, the Carlson's met them with their weapons ready. Weapons which they immediately threw down and surrendered. The Carlson's then let the barbarians in the back gate and joined in the sacking, the looting and the murder of the village elders by throwing them into the volcanoes. The Carlson's then wrote down this saga so no one would ever forget their treachery and cowardice."

Everyone gasped in shock.

Lana: Whoa man!

Lola: That is terrible!

Lori: I can't believe that Carl's ancestors were literally that dangerous.

Lily: No kidding.

Carl Carlson: Yeah. In the end I screwed my friends all for nothing. It would've made things worse. I thought that Homer, Lenny and Moe were not my friends because all we did was talk about stuff and drink beer and all that.

Shrapnel: Just because your family was cowardly and treacherous like Starscream was doesn't mean you that are, Carl.

Me: That's right. But Moe, Lenny and Homer helped clear your family's name and that shows that they are true friends.

G1 Bumblebee: That incident proved that you, Homer, Moe, and Lenny aren't just guys who sit next to each other at a bar, drink beer and talk about guy stuff. The 4 of you are close as brothers.

Carl Carlson: Thanks. Is that why you guys spared us?

Sideshow Bob: Moe spared you. Good thing he didn't shoot you in the head.

Lenny: So you all don't hate me for killing Marge?

Me: No way Lenny. Marge brought all that on herself for being a terrible mother and a nasty overprotective monster.

Nico: But still I can't believe that all of Iceland carried a grudge against Carl's family for that long.

Lincoln: No kidding. Even I can't hold a grudge for 1 whole day.

Me: Well look at me. I've carried a grudge against the Kisenian Blossom for 6 years for her crimes against the entire universe. Sasuke carried a grudge against his brother for 5 years.

Sasuke: Don't remind me.

Lori: And I've carried a grudge against Carol for 10 years because of our rivalry.

Nico: Whoa. Some of us have had grudges.

Me: No kidding.

Laney: But one thing still puzzles me J.D. How did you learn how to read Ancient Icelandic?

Me: That is an interesting story. It was back when I was six.

FLASHBACK

In a local library in Colorado, I was reading a lot of language books.

Me: (Narrating) I read a lot of language books back then. My powers were developing very quickly and I wanted to learn all of the worlds languages and it was a really big process. The toughest languages I've ever learned were Russian, Vietnamese, Indian, Korean and Chinese. But in the end, I succeeded.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: That's how I know so many languages. Even languages from the fictitious worlds. Those I've learned from all over the internet.

Nico: Wow.

Scarlett: That is a really interesting bit of history though.

Me: It sure is Scarlet. We're sorry we banished you. But you should know that your brother convinced us.

Scarlett: I know. I see you're all still hanging around Rockell and the so-called Redemption Squad.

Nico: Oh, c'mon! I think they've pretty much proven their loyalty to us.

Scarlett: Well, you said it yourself before. Some people never change. Sooner or later, Rockell, Dunbar, and their crew are bound to stab you in the back. You'll see!

May: If they wanted to stab us in the back, they would've done so already!

Me: That's right.

Girl Jordan: That's right! Maria is one of our friends and she is also the sister of Carol.

Vince: Yeah.

Chris McLean then appeared.

Chris McLean: Hey guys.

Me: Hey Chris.

Chris McLean: I'm glad you all think Carl is awesome. But now it's time for today's challenge and we should be there for it.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Me: On screen.

We saw that we had arrived at another exact duplicate of the planet Earth located at 84,231 light-years away from our Earth.

Me: It's another planet Earth.

Lori: How many duplicates of Earth are there?

Me: Good question. But this is gonna be interesting. Lets see what this one is about.

I did a scan of the planet and saw that it was the Planet Earth from PLANET OF THE APES!

Me: It's the planet Earth from Planet of The Apes!

Nico: Whoa! I love that movie series!

Lana: I watched Planet Of The Apes before and it was amazing!

Naruto: I remember that movie and it was awesome.

Sakura Haruno: It sure was. But it was awful that the apes rose up and took the world from us.

Fu: No kidding.

Me: So we're here to kill Koba.

Chris McLean: That's right.

Qin: Who is Koba?

Nico: He's the main bad guy of the series and he is the ruthless leader of the Apes that have taken over the world.

Me: Lets see what it says about him.

I pulled up Koba's history.


Koba is a major antagonist in the Planet of the Apes reboot franchise, starting off as a major protagonist in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, the main antagonist of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and a posthumous antagonist in War for the Planet of the Apes. He is an aggressive, dangerous, vengeful and violent Bonobo ape who is considered to be an evil counterpart to the main protagonist Caesar, whom he initially respected.

He was formerly the friend, right-hand adviser, and brother-in-arms-turned-arch-nemesis of Caesar, as he betrayed his former friend upon harboring a vendetta against humanity for torturing him in the past for the advancement of science and ultimately plots to wipe them all out with or without the support of his fellow apes; thus going as far enough to endanger the ape colony altogether.

In Rise of the Planet of the Apes, he was voiced and portrayed by Christopher Gordon in motion capture. In Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and War for the Planet of the Apes, he was voiced/portrayed by Toby Kebbell in motion capture, who also played Doctor Doom in Fantastic 4 and Drake Stone in The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Much of Koba's background is shrouded in mystery. However, it is known that he was born in a primate research facility and once fully-grown, he was forcibly removed from his home after funding for the program was cut. Over the years, he was transferred to various laboratories as a lab rat, and as a result was subjected to torture for many years. He was eventually sent to Gen-Sys as a test subject during the development of the ALZ-113 drug. As a result of all of the abuse he received, Koba developed a strong hatred towards humans, mainly towards Steven Jacobs, the greedy head of Gen-Sys.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

After exposure to the ALZ-113 drug, his intelligence was surprisingly increased to the point where he was able to write Jacobs' name, but Jacobs was too overjoyed with the apparent success of the virus to notice Koba's vicious intentions towards him. During one of these tests, he attacked Franklin, knocking off his mask and exposing him to the ALZ-113. It was soon proven in the days to come that while the virus improved the intelligence of the apes, it was deadly to humans. The virus was accidentally released into the human population, killing off most of the world's population as the pandemic reached global proportions.

Battle at the Golden Gate Bridge

Koba was soon freed by Caesar and joined the rebellion to find haven in Muir Woods Park and was ordered by Caesar to climb the Golden Gate Bridge's high wire supports. During the battle, Buck, a comrade and friend of Caesar's, was killed by Jacobs, who was now dangling from the wreckage of a helicopter on the edge of the bridge. Not willing to kill him but also not caring for him, Caesar left Jacobs in the hands of Koba. He begged for mercy, but Koba pushed Jacobs off the bridge without hesitation, sending a screaming Jacobs and the damaged helicopter falling into the water below.

Koba and the other apes escaped in Muir Woods Park, where Will had come to find Caesar. Koba attacked him but was stopped by Caesar. Koba then ran off. However, he rejoins the apes in acknowledging Caesar's leadership.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Ten years after the outbreak of the ALZ-113 virus (also known as the Simian Flu), Koba is now living with Caesar in the ape colony, where he acts as an adviser to his fellow ape Caesar and a mentor to his young son, Blue Eyes. Caesar seems to have forgiven Koba for his attempted attack on Will and the two act as friends. During a deer hunt, Koba saves Caesar and Blue Eyes from a grizzly bear for which Caesar expresses his gratitude to Koba.

When a group of humans stumble upon the ape colony, one of them, Carver, shoots and wounds a young ape named Ash, Blue Eye's best friend. Caesar, Koba, and the other apes rush to their aid and force the humans out. The following night, the ape council decides on how they should deal with the humans. Koba strongly suggests they attack the humans before they can attack themselves, to which many of the apes, including Blue Eyes, agree. However, Caesar disagrees, feeling war will do more harm than good, so he conducts a diplomatic plan to deal with the human threat. The following morning, an entire ape army appears and forces the humans to stay in their land, while the apes stay in theirs.

This does not last, for a group of humans led by Malcolm return to talk the following day. Malcolm says that the hydroelectric dam, which is located in the ape territory, is the only chance the humans have at regaining power. Caesar allows them in, which angers Koba greatly. This causes an argument, to which Koba reminds Caesar of the mistreatment he suffered at the hands of humanity. Seeing that he offended his leader, Koba asks Caesar for forgiveness, which he accepts. Nonetheless, Koba is still not convinced of the humans' real plans, and begins to doubt his leader's loyalty.

Battle for Peace

He and his two followers sneak into the human city and discover a vast array of weaponry, which he believes will be used for an attack. Though Koba is caught, he is able to escape with his life by pretending to act like a circus monkey to two guards. Returning to the ape colony to warn Caesar, Koba is dismayed when he learns that the humans are still there. Koba in turn attacks Malcolm's teenage son, Alexander, but is stopped by Malcolm and Maurice. Outraged, Koba accuses Caesar of loving humans more than the apes and his sons, which angers Caesar and leads to a violent brawl between him and Koba, which ends with Koba on the floor with a bloodied face. Caesar stops and reminds himself the one most important rule in the colony, Ape not kill ape. Koba again asks for forgiveness and again Caesar accepts. Though now, Koba puts his plans into motion.

After talking with Blue Eyes on his father's feelings towards humans, Koba returns to the armory. He performs the circus act again, Koba plays with them and the humans find him funny and laugh along with him, but then Koba starts drinking aggressively, and the Humans starts being cautious about what Koba will do, Koba walks up to one of the humans and grabs the rifle, and shoots them. With his new weapon in hand, Koba sneaks back into the ape colony. Before doing so, he ambushes and kills Carver, taking his hat and lighter. As the apes celebrate, Koba secretly orders his two henchapes, Grey and Stone, to set the ape village on fire using Carver's lighter. Koba then sneaks up to Caesar and the two briefly stare at each other before Koba shoots Caesar in the shoulder, badly wounding him and causing him to fall off a ledge to his apparent death. Koba uses this to gain leadership of the colony and, having successfully manipulated the other apes into believing that the humans killed Caesar, convinces the ape clan to turn against the humans and rallies as they prepare to attack the city.

The attack begins by the apes storming the armory and taking as many guns as they can and move onto the city. As many apes are getting killed in the ensuing battle, Koba charges in and shoots several of the human guards on top of the tower and takes over a man-driven tank, the last chance of action against the apes. Koba then uses the tank to break through the gate allowing the apes to successfully take control of the human city, though the human leader, Dreyfus, escapes. Koba soon proves to be a cynically unhinged, ruthless, and tyrannical leader to humans and apes alike. This is shown when he demands Ash to kill an unarmed man, but Ash refused as it wouldn't have been what Caesar wanted. Koba appears to comfort the guilt-ridden Ash at first, but then angrily drags him up to the highest level of the building's foyer and then tosses him down to the ground below, killing him in front of everyone including Blue-Eyes. Shortly after killing Ash, Koba declares himself to be the new leader of the ape colony upon lamenting that Ceaser is gone. He soon furthers his cruelty by forcing all the captured humans into cages and imprisoned other apes, including Caesar's other advisers and his former friends Maurice and Rocket, due to them being loyal to Caesar.

Yet unbeknownst to Koba, Caesar is still alive, and is found by Malcolm and his family and healed back to health. When Malcolm goes to their former home to find medicine, he is discovered by Blue Eyes, who is brought to his father before turning on Koba when Caesar reveals that Koba is the sole reason that led to Caesar's assumed death and the last battle between apes and humans. The father and son recoil and realize they must put an end to Koba's tyranny. Blue Eyes frees the humans and apes taken prisoner by Koba and learns that Koba has sent for the women and children, including Caesar's wife and infant son. Fearing his entire family may be at risk, Caesar knows he must act.

Showdown and Defeat

Caesar, his loyal followers (including Maurice), and Malcolm head to the city towards the tower where Koba and his followers have made their base. Malcolm leads the apes into the tower and is rejoined with Dreyfus and few other surviving humans. Malcolm learns that Dreyfus has rigged the tower with C-4 explosives. Malcolm holds the men at gunpoint as Caesar confronts Koba at the tower. The two begin to exchange words with Koba telling Caesar he does not belong the the ape clan and reminds him that he has been replaced. Caesar warns Koba of the danger he is forcing their species into when going to war against humanity, but Koba shouts out his determination that Apes will win, copying Caesar's last quote "Apes, together strong". Koba begins to to insult Caesar's leadership by calling him weak, but Caesar remains unhinged, quietly retorting "Koba weaker". Koba points a gun at Caesar, but instead drops it and attacks his former friend; the two apes then engage in a brutal fight. At first, Koba appears to have the upper hand, but Caesar uses Koba's hatred of humans and their torture of him against him and is able to wound the bonobo in his side. Just as the two primates continue to fight, Dreyfus detonates the C-4, killing himself and his two accomplices, but Malcolm survives by ducking under the platform they were on. The tower partially collapses and many of the apes are left in the rubble.

While Caesar and Blue Eyes help the wounded apes, Koba finds a gun, leaving behind an ape under the rubble to get it no less, and shoots at Caesar and the other apes, killing one and injuring Maurice. Enraged, Caesar dives at Koba and tackles him, leaving him dangling on a ledge over the 250 foot deep, fiery shaft in the center of the tower. Koba, clinging for dear life is approached by Caesar. Pleading for his life, Koba reminds Caesar of the colony law: "Ape not kill ape". Caesar grabs Koba's hand and initially considers saving him. But just as he nearly pulls Koba up to safety, Caesar takes a good look at all the apes Koba had traumatized. Unable to forgive or forget Koba's actions, Caesar turns to look at Koba one last time and coldly claims that, due to Koba's betrayal and crimes, Koba is no longer a true ape. Having disowned him, Caesar lets go of the surprised Koba's hand, sending the screaming treacherous bonobo falling onto a damaged crane after hitting a connecting wire, which then collapses into the deep, fiery shaft with Koba still on it - thus granting Koba his comeuppance upon falling to his death. This finally ends Koba's tyranny and avenges all the apes and humans Koba had killed. Caesar would later mourn for Koba's death because of the former friendship they had with each other before it was destroyed.

Despite Koba's downfall and demise, his actions made it impossible for the apes to make peace with the humans, resulting the impending war with the humans to come. Therefore, even though Koba didn't live to see it, he got exactly what he wanted in death: war with the humans.

War of the Planet of the Apes

Koba plays a small role in the third movie as a posthumous antagonist who appeared in a few flashbacks.

He first appeared when Maurice says to Caesar that he is starting to become like Koba did, a warlord, Caesar feels angry and sad, and gets a flashback about Koba, the second time Koba appears is when Red pours ice cold water on Caesar, he gets a creepy flashback with Koba intimidating him with a bloody face and tells him that he cannot save his people.

The third and last time he appears, is at the end of the movie when Caesar is losing hope, he says that "they are the only ones left" and that "they" need to win. Caesar finally accepts the fact that he may be starting to become similar to Koba and stays behind the finish off the Colonel while the rest of the apes flee into safety. In the end however, Caesar maintained his compassion and sympathy towards humans as he opted to leave the Colonel, the man who destroyed his family and harmed his colony, deciding his own fate upon seeing him succumbed to Simian Flu which threaten to devolve him.

In an almost ironic way, the actions of Koba eventually caused the death of Caesar, who ended up being shot by human soldier named Preacher following the death of Colonel McCullough.

The Apes did succeed in murdering the humans even though this act occurred.

Koba himself had gone down as a monster and a traitor to the ape colony for his betrayal against Caesar and nearly causing the destruction of the Ape colony. Despite his actions however, Koba was viewed as a martyr by many of the apes who were loyal to him. After his death, they questioned Caesar's leadership and they ended up defecting to the human military instead as they were only loyal to Koba. Many of the apes, such as Red, later became "Donkeys" for the human military arm known as Alpha-Omega and collaborated with them during the Human-Ape war.

Powers and Abilities

Koba was an exceptionally skilled and powerful fighter; this is shown during the battle on the Golden Gate Bridge, in which the scarred bonobo overpowered several police officers with ease, even throwing one clean off his feet with just one hand. He possessed immense brute strength, capable of using heavy objects as melee weapons. He was also quite cunning, deceptive and intelligent, even before being exposed to the ALZ-113, silently plotting to kill Jacobs by acting docile with his handlers.

In the second film, set about a decade later, Koba seems to have become even more formidable despite his advanced age. He beats ape hater Carver to death and takes over a man-driven tank, both times with just his bare hands and without any difficulty. He could also ride a horse with incredible ease, even while he was carrying a spear or dual-wielding machine-guns.

Koba was also able to hold his own against the much younger Caesar on two separate occasions. Despite being overpowered relatively easily in their brief brawl on the dam, he initially dominated their duel on the ruined human tower in San Francisco, putting up an extremely fierce fight against his former friend. Koba mainly relied on his own fury and brute strength to win him the fight, meaning he did not use strategy or cunning the way Caesar did; this being his downfall at the climax of their fight. In combat, Koba was extremely lethal but not flawless, especially since he could let his rage overwhelm him and an opponent with analytical or tactical skills could eventually beat him. As a result, he was ultimately defeated and thrown to his doom by Caesar.

Koba was highly proficient with spears and guns, and was also a skilled manipulator, being able to manipulate Blue Eyes, frame the humans for Caesar's death and take over the ape tribe all in a matter of minutes only.

Animal Strength: Koba was very powerful and strong; this was displayed when he beat ape-hater Carver to death in the dead of night, and when he took over a man-driven infantry fighting vehicle, both times with just his bare hands and without any difficulty. However, Koba's strength was ultimately inferior to Caesar's but it was more a question of biology.

High-Level Intellect: Even before he was exposed to the ALZ-113, Koba had some level of intelligence, as he silently planned to kill Jacobs by acting docile with his handlers. After he was exposed to the ALZ-113 at Gen-Sys Laboratories by Will - and his team - who tested it on him, he became much more intelligent than before, though it was unknown how much his advanced intelligence and IQ had increased.

Expert Hand-To-Hand Combatant: Despite his advanced age, Koba was an exceptionally skilled hand-to-hand combatant; near the climax of the Battle on the Golden Gate Bridge, the scarred bonobo proved himself to be a capable close-range fighter, being able to grab and throw a police officer with great ease. He was also capable of holding his own against the much younger Caesar. While in their first brief, but brutal, brawl, Caesar defeated him easily, the second fight was a long, ferocious duel, which Koba initially dominated, putting up an extremely savage offensive against Caesar (who was still recovering from his wounds). However, despite being a highly skilled hand-to-hand combatant in his own right, Koba's combat skills were ultimately inferior to Caesar's; the bonobo was forced to resort to using an iron bar as a weapon against his former friend when he found that hand-to-hand combat was not enough to overpower him. Even then, he ultimately was outmatched, Caesar wounding him with a cut on his abdomen that he exploited to force Koba onto the defensive

Skilled Marksmanship: Despite having never used a gun before, Koba was surprisingly proficient in the use of firearms. During the assault on the human settlement in San Francisco, he used both an M4A1 with an ACOG scope and an M249-SAW.

Expert Horse Rider: Koba was able to ride a horse with incredible ease, even when carrying a spear or dual-wielding machine guns

Sign Language: Like Caesar, Koba knew American Sign Language and used it as a means of communication. Koba was taught sign language by his human caregiver Mary, though it is unknown how skilled he was before being exposed to the ALZ-113. What is known is that he exceeded his handlers expectations, being recognized as one of the leading apes in the facility

Speech: After being exposed to the ALZ-113, Koba had gained the ability to speak, shown when he yelled at the humans in the woods and verbally berated Caesar for his tolerance of humans. His speech (like Caesar's) was near complete, as he was able to tell the humans that he had captured they would be exposed to the torment he had faced and also spoke out against Caesar on numerous occasions.

Expert Leader: Like Caesar, Koba was a natural leader, as he was able to take control over the scared ape population in a matter of seconds and successfully lead them to victory; despite the many deaths of his army. He also rallied enough support that Apes (like Red) still followed his methods after his death.

Expert Tactician: Like Caesar, Koba was a brilliant tactician; he was a brilliant orator and could rally whole hordes of delusional and angry apes in a crisis that he (ironically) started. Combining oratory skills, brutality, and propaganda, Koba was a deadly enemy on the battlefield. He used such to temporarily become the alpha of the San Francisco Ape Colony, though he ultimately lost such when Caesar challenged him.


Qin: Whoa! That is awful!

Nico: No kidding.

Lincoln: We're in for a big battle.

Me: Yep. Big battle. It's gonna be a battle as old as the Great Ice Age: Humans VS Apes. Lets get them!

We landed on the planet and we went to find Koba.

Me: Whoa.

Nico: My god. Look at what they did to the planet. It's horrible.

Me: No kidding.

We walked along the beach and we saw the ruins of the Statue of Liberty.

Me: It's the ruins of the Statue of Liberty.

Maria: My god. (Collapses on the beach) YOU FUCKING MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! (CRYING)

Carol: Maria!

Maria: (Stops crying) Sorry.

Me: Good way to depict that scene though. But what the apes have done to our planet makes me mad.

Nico: No kidding.

Lana: What year is this Planet Earth from?

Me: Lets see.

I did a scan and it showed that the Earth we were on was set in the year 3978.

Me: 3978!? Whoa!

Laney: That's over 1,900 years into the future!

Me: 1,958 years to be precise.

Lisa Loud: Amazing. It's just absolutely incredible that there are many Earths set in different times.

Me: One thing is for sure, we're not letting these apes rule our planet anymore.

Lola: How did this happen to this world?

Me: Nuclear holocaust.

Everyone gasped.

Me: Now it's personal. Lets go.

We left for the Ape City. We arrived and while hiding in the trees on a cliff, we saw the apes in the city. They were humanoid apes.

Me: They're humanoid apes.

Maria: It's gonna be a massive assault.

Me: Yep. They got a man hostage. Lets do it.

We went at the village.

In the village, the apes were torturing a man and a woman. It was George Taylor and Nova.

Suddenly a massive fiery explosion formed in the sky and a phoenix cry was heard.

We landed on the ground in front of them.

Me: Take your fucking hands off of them you damn dirty apes!

Koba: Who all of you?

Me: Your worst nightmare.

Maria: Time to die, you damn dirty ape!

Lana and Lola freed Taylor and Nova.

George Taylor: Thanks. We owe you one.

Nova: Yeah.

Me: No problem.

An ape named Caesar came.

Caesar: It's over Koba. Your reign of terror is over.

Koba: You traitor!

Caesar: You will never terrorize the world again Koba. You've terrorized our friends, the humans, for far too long.

Nico: That's right!

?: And we're glad they did.

?: That's right brother.

We saw two figures come out and it was THE SHARK BROTHERS from episode 14 of Lost Galaxy.


The two were fiercely loyal to the general, taking issue with any slights made against Treacheron's character or honor. After he was arrested by Scorpius' Stingwingers, the Shark Brothers informed Treacheron that Trakeena set him up and returned to him his sword. When Trakeena came to visit the former general, Green Shark held Red Shark back when she taunted Treacheron behind bars.

The brothers prepared to kill Trakeena after Treacheron sent her on a wild goose chase after a goblet, but their attempts were hindered by the appearance of the Galaxy Rangers and the Magna Defender, the latter of which prepared to kill Trakeena to anger Scorpius. He was later stopped by a pain in his chest, which allowed Trakeena to return to the Scorpion Stinger and he later fled, leaving Zika's dagger behind.

The brothers were an integeral part of Treacheron's plan to destroy the Rangers, however, the untimely arrival of Leo Corbett (who'd been injured in battle with Treacheron), foiled their general's plan, leading to his death in a one-on-one battle with the Red Galaxy Ranger. The Shark Brothers swore revenge against Leo, but they were destroyed by the Galaxy Megazord using the Lights of Orion.

In "Protect the Quasar Saber", the Shark Brothers were seen on Onyx during the auction for The Pink Quasar Saber.


Leo Corbett: The Shark Brothers!

Green Shark: Been a while rangers.

Red Shark: That it has.

Kai Chen: What are you all doing here?

Green Shark: Here to destroy you.

Me: I remember you two. You were sent to kill Trakeena for trying to kill Treacheron. But in the end, you two received a defeat from the Lost Galaxy Rangers.

Red Shark: That's right.

Green Shark: You've been watching us on TV huh?

Me: Never missed an episode.

Green Shark: Surprised, Rangers? Now, you all don't get to fight one monster.

Red Shark: You get to fight both of us at the same time! Pretty cool, huh?

William: Oh, fuck me.

Me: Doesn't matter, you're still outnumbered.

Gia Moran: I bet these monkeys can't fly!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Hyperjet Squad!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman Rangers from 1991.

Scarlett then screamed and we saw her clutching her head in pain.

Me: What's wrong Scarlett!?

Scarlett: Something is coming out!

Me: (Gasp) Her dark side is coming out!

We saw an aura of darkness surround her and then a blob of pitch black darkness separated from her and formed into an evil Scarlett! She looked like how Scarlet looked when she tried to blow up Pahkitew Island and kill everyone and she had vicious glowing red eyes overflowing with pure evil!


Scarlett is a contestant and one of the main antagonists (alongside Sugar) in Total Drama Pahkitew Island. She is the hidden main antagonist until the fourth-to-last episode of the series.

She was voiced by Kristi Friday.

When she first appears in "So, Uh This is My Team?", she displays her high intelligence by explaining to Sugar that Topher would hit the ground at a much faster rate than she assumed. When the zeppelin's engine is destroyed by Chris, Scarlett is one of the seven contestants with actual parachutes, therefore becoming a member of Pimapotew Kinosewak along with Amy, Samey, Max, Topher, Rodney, and Jasmine. When teams have to find materials for their shelters during the first part of the challenge, Scarlett suggests that they take a wheelbarrow, to which her team agrees. She is later seen teaming up with Max to run for supplies, carrying him in a cart behind her along with some wood. Scarlett is then seen helping her team build their treehouse. She is safe from elimination, due to team Kinosewak winning the challenge after successfully building a stable shelter.

In "I Love You, Grease Pig!", Scarlett is seen walking with her fellow teammates towards the challenge meeting area, eating berries brought back by Samey and Jasmine. When the challenge is explained by Chris, Scarlett points out that there are six obstacles and that they have seven teammates, which leads to Chris saying that two on the team will need to partner up. She is told by Jasmine to compete in the fourth part of obstacle course. Afterwards, Max asks her about what she thinks about his "Helmet of Evil" and tries to demonstrate how it works on a bunny, though, it does not make bunny evil. Scarlett sarcastically replies that she has goosebumps. She then helps the pig (as well as Amy and Samey) to find its way out of the labyrinth, using pecans. Scarlett then uses this to surpass Ella, while completing her own obstacle. She is then asked by Max to hold the helmet, when she notices that he forgot to plug it in. When she does, the helmet buzzes to life, giving the greased pig evil intentions when she sets it on it's head. When she hears the news that she is once again safe due to team Kinosewak winning the challenge, she tries to cheer up Max by telling him that they won.

In "Twinning Isn't Everything", Scarlett is seen enjoying breakfast with her team, until Samey starts arguing with her sister. Amy acts as if she's offended, and hugs Scarlett, who comforts her in another attempt to hide her true nature. Scarlett, just like Rodney, Topher and Max, glares at Samey. During the challenge Scarlett walks over to Max to see what he's doing but accidentally startles him, causing him to jump into a bush. When she asks what he is doing, he tells her that he wants to make a device to shoot balloons from safe distance. Scarlett, however, thinks it would be better to use sharp objects in order to pop the other teams' balloons onto them, which Max steals as his own idea. Max and Scarlett team up for the rest of the challenge, taking out Sky. Max then tells her to "take notes of his genius", to which Scarlett rolls her eyes. They are then both seen walking through the forest, with Max saying that Scarlett will be fine if she sticks with him, but both are quickly taken out by Dave. Despite her team losing, Scarlett receives a marshmallow and is declared safe.

In "I Love You, I Love You Knots", Scarlett stops Rodney while walking with him, due to raccoon manure being on the ground, consequently causing him to fall in love with her. Scarlett is confused with these actions, and asks about his current well being, due to his vacant staring at her. Later in the challenge, Scarlett is randomly selected to to the "scare" part of the challenge, and easily applies makeup to a bear, earning her team the point. She receives the final marshmallow of the night, and Chris comments about there being no reason for her to be eliminated.

When both teams head to the beach for the challenge in "A Blast from the Past", Scarlett walks near Max, while he pens a list of evil nicknames for himself. Scarlett tells him that all of them are good, and he will have hard time deciding, to which he calls her silly, and replies that an evil name chooses you, not the other way around. After team Kinosewak's first X is complete, Scarlett tells Max to go next, as she has a plan. While Max puts the wire on his stick, Scarlett throws an electric eel at it, helping him zap Ella and win. Scarlett then competes against an angered Sky, and wins due to Sky's missing blow and the athlete falling in the water. When Amy returns to the island and attacks Samey, she is the only one (besides Jasmine) who wasn't surprised, revealing that she knew Samey was pretending to be her sister the whole time and thought that everyone knew that. After the challenge, Max tells her that he finds her to be "not useless" and that she can be his sidekick from now on. Scarlett is however not happy at all, screaming angrily in the confessional. She's afterwards declared safe, as she receives a marshmallow.

In "Mo Monkey Mo Problems", Scarlett admits in the confessional that Max is beginning to annoy her after he deliberately wakes her up and demands that she find him food. During the "snack attack" challenge, Scarlett continues to work on Max, convincing him that true evil does not "discriminate" and that the reason Jasmine isn't afraid of him is because he hasn't embraced his truly evil side. Later, Scarlett assists with Max in building a trap for Team Maskwak. After Topher, Jasmine, Scarlett, and Max manage to track down their team monkey, Scarlett comes up with the brilliant idea to play "Simon Says" with the other monkeys, so they can get one of them to give up its coin. When they successfully retrieve it, they accidentally get caught in Max's trap, much to Scarlett's annoyance. In the confessional, she reveals that she had intended for Max to be the only one not caught in it so the team would vote him off. Team Kinosewak ends up losing the challenge and is sent to elimination, but Ella is sent home instead due to her singing.

In "Three Zones and A Baby", Scarlett disturbs Sky when she awakens and finds her taking notes about her sleep. During the challenge, Scarlett and Jasmine frequently work together to scare off animals, by having Scarlett hop on her shoulders to appear more menacing to the animals.

In "Hurl and Go Seek", she finds out that the island is fake and that some, if not all of it, is an elaborate mechanical set. She attempts to hack into the main server, but Max pukes on the exposed circuitry before she can do anything. Later on the island seems to malfunction with the terrain changing at random.

In "Scarlett Fever", her true nature is revealed and she takes over the island. She tries to kill all the other contestants by locking them in a room with killer Chris McLean robots and sends a bear robot after Max to get rid of him. She threatens to blow up the island and escape in an escape pod while everyone else dies if Chris doesn't give up the million dollars. She was tricked into opening the door and tied up by Sugar. Sky then saved the island. Because of her and Max's evil deeds they were both automatically kicked off the show. Scarlett is last heard begging to not be kicked off with Max before they're blasted off.


Me: It's an evil Scarlett!

Jasmine (Total Drama): (Australian Accent) This is really bad!

Sammy: No kidding.

Ella: We have a lot of problems.

Me: It's Scarlett's true self. The one that nearly destroyed Pahkitew Island!

Dark Scarlett: That's right you fool and I'm going to enjoy killing all of you!

Me: You are the one that's going to die. Because of you we had to banish Scarlett for forcing Blaineley to nearly kill Bridgette!

Nico: That's right! We had no idea that Scarlett was Harold's sister until he told us. Also this is the monster that badmouthed the entire Redemption Squad!

Vince: We made a terrible mistake because of you!

Carol: You've tormented so many others all for your own selfishness!

Maria: And now you will pay for your crimes!

Laney wrapped Koba up in strong bramble vines.

Laney: We'll deal with you later Koba. Right now we have more evil fish to fry.

Me: (Cracks Knuckles) You are dead you monster.

Nico went Super Saiyan 4.

Nico: Dark Scarlett, you have failed this universe.

Me: And more.

Troy Burrows: We'll face the Shark Brothers. You all face Dark Scarlett and Koba.

Me: Okay.

We went at them.


Battle 1: Dark Scarlett.


We went at Dark Scarlett and Lori punched her in the face and knocked her down!

Lori: You literally disgust me! You have no right to do what you did on Pahkitew Island!

Me: And you also had no right to try and kill Bridgette!

Dark Scarlett: I don't care! You all can go fuck yourselves!

Me: No wonder Max liked you and treated you like a sidekick.

Dark Scarlett growled ferociously and her eyes glowed brighter red and she was enraged.

Me: Bring it!

She charged at us and Laney kicked her in the face and Lucy kicked her in the face. Leni kicked her in the face and Luna smashed her face in with her axe and Luan kicked her in the stomach and punched her in the face and Lana and Lola punched her face and bit her arms.

Lisa threw a chemical beaker at Dark Scarlett and it hit her and shattered and splashed her with sulfuric acid. Dark Scarlett screamed in excruciating pain.

Lucy Loud: May death bring you nothing but pain and suffering.

Rocky Spokes: That's right!

Rocky bashed Dark Scarlett all over with his staff and it really hurt. Lucy fired black lightning at her and electrocuted her all over.

Lily: You are not welcome here Dark Scarlett! OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: BISMARCK!

Lily floated in the air and the ocean formed behind her and she sang the song Bismarck by Sabaton.

From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form

And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm

Sign of power, show of force

Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel

Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas

To lead the war machine

To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine

The terror of the seas

The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel

Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel

Firepower, firefight

Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight

Into formation, the hunt has begun

Death and damnation, the fleet is coming

He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas

To lead the war machine

To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine

The terror of the seas

The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss

They are bound by iron and blood

The flagship of the navy, the terror on the seas

His guns have gone silent at last

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel

Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas

To lead the war machine

To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine

The terror of the seas

The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

To lead the war machine

Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine

The terror of the seas

Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

To lead the war machine

Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine

The terror of the seas

Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

Water fired at Dark Scarlett and took the shape of the Bismarck Battleship and it slammed into Dark Scarlett with the tremendous force of a powerful megatsunami and it knocked her down.

Me: Whoa! That was the Bismarck Battleship!

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. Amazing Battleship from our history.

Nico: Really amazing ship. It was the strongest battleship during World War II.

Jessie K.: That's right. Until it was sunk by the British Royal Navy.

Me: Yep.

Lincoln: Wow.

Ben: Lets see her like this!

Ben turned into a new Predator! It was TYRANNOPEDE! Tyrannopede has a large, segmented purple and gray body and a red head resembling that of a Carnotaurus or a Tyrannosaurus with a horn on her forehead. Tyrannopede has four legs and six small arms with two clawed fingers on them.

Ben: TYRANNOPEDE!

Me: Whoa! That one is scary!

Shanan: Whoa! That's a Arachnotyrannus! Those are the Vaxasaurian's natural predator!

Me: Huge and scary! Like the dinosaurs millions of years ago, even the Vaxasaurians on Terradino had predators.

Tyrannopede: Yep.

Tyrannopede fired a spiderweb and entangled Dark Scarlett in it.

Ben then turned into a new Ultimate Alien. It was ULTIMATE SLAPBACK! He was bigger and had a huge physique and he had four arms and was stronger.

Ben: ULTIMATE SLAPBACK!

Me: Whoa! An Evolved Ekoplektoid!

Shanan: Wow! Really awesome!

Ultimate Slapback: Watch this.

He slapped his back and turned into 100 copies and smashed Dark Scarlett all over.

Clyde: I will finish this evil witch! DECAY STYLE NINJA ART: 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!

Clyde unleashed the wrath of God by firing energy blasts that were those of the 10 Plagues of Egypt from the Biblical Times as the song The 10 Plagues from The Prince of Egypt played.

Thus saith the Lord:

Since you refuse to free my people

All through the land of Egypt...

I send a pestilence and plague

Into your house, into your bed

Into your streams, into your streets

Into your drink, into your bread

Upon your cattle, on your sheep

Upon your oxen in your field

Into your dreams, into your sleep

Until you break, until you yield

I send the swarm, I send the horde

Thus saith the Lord

Once I called you brother

Once I thought the chance

To make you laugh

Was all I ever wanted...

I send the thunder from the sky

I send the fire raining down

And even now I wish that God

Had chose another

Serving as your foe on his behalf

Is the last thing that I wanted...

I send a hail of burning ice

On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town

This was my home

All this pain and devastation

How it tortures me inside

All the innocent who suffer

From your stubbornness and pride...

I send the locusts on a wind

Such as the world has never seen

On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk

Until there's nothing left of green

I send my scourge, I send my sword

Thus saith the Lord!

You who I called brother

Why must you call down another blow?

I send my scourge, I send my sword

Let my people go

Thus saith the Lord

Thus saith the Lord

You who I called brother

How could you have come to hate me so?

Is this what you wanted?

I send the swarm, I send the horde...

Then let my heart be hardened

And never mind how high the cost may grow

This will still be so:

I will never let your people go...

Thus saith the Lord:

Thus saith the Lord:

I will not...

Let your (my) people go!

The fury of the 10 Plagues of the Book of Exodus really destroyed Dark Scarlett and killed her in seconds as she was mangled up.

Nico: Dark Scarlett was destroyed and killed by the fury of Clyde McBride.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome! Well done Clyde.

Lincoln: Way to go!

Clyde: Thanks guys.

Syd Chang: That's my Clyde.

Me: We're not done yet.


Battle 2: The Shark Brothers


The Megaforce Rangers and the Lost Galaxy Rangers were facing the Shark Brothers. It was a deadly fight and the Megaforce and Lost Galaxy Rangers were blasting them all over the place with powerful lasers and energy beams and blasts.

Leo Corbett: News flash for you two. Trakeena is dead.

Red Shark: WHAT!?

Green Shark: Trakeena is dead!?

Me: That's right!

We met up with the rangers.

Me: I killed her. Trakeena paid the ultimate price for her crimes against the entire universe.

Nico: And now she is burning forever in oblivion.

Vince: Just like you two will.

Suddenly a Swabby appeared and went at Maria. Scarlett went at him and kicked him in the face.

Maria: You saved me?

Scarlett: Yeah.

Nico and Vince fired powerful energy blasts at the Shark Brothers and they hit them and exploded.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

They fell down and exploded.

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: That did it. Shark Brothers, you have failed this world.

Me: Yep.

We then set our sights on Koba.


Battle 3: Koba


We were ready to face him.

Me: It's over Koba. Your reign of terror ends now.

Koba: You humans won't beat me.

Me: Wrong answer!

We went at him and I kicked him in the face and Carol punched him in the stomach and face and kicked him in the back and head. Nico punched him in the face and kicked him in the mouth and knocked out some of his teeth and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted Koba all over.

Lana fired blasts of ice lightning and froze his arms.

Lola fired blasts of fire and burned him all over.

Nico: Koba, you have failed this world!

Me: Lets show him some teamwork!

G1 Bumblebee: With pleasure boss! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his laser weapons 100-fold.

Static: Feel the lightning. EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Static's right arm device and enhanced his lightning powers 100-fold.

G1 Bumblebee and Static: LIGHTNING LASERSTORM BARRAGE!

They fired laser blasts and lightning blasts and they hit Koba and exploded.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Shrapnel: Lets see how he likes the lightning! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his lightning abilities 100-fold.

Cut Man: I'll cut you down to size! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm and it enhanced his Rolling Cutter 100-fold.

Shrapnel and Cut Man: LIGHTNING SCISSOR SNIPPER!

Cut Man fired a huge Scissor Blade and Shrapnel fired a massive blast of lightning and it merged with the scissor blade and the blade cut Koba all over and electrocuted him all over.

G1 Shockwave: Time for some action!

Ember McLain: Lets do it!

G1 Shockwave fired a powerful electromagnetic energy blast and Ember fired a powerful blast of fire.

G1 Shockwave and Ember McLain: ELECTROMAGNETIC FIRESTORM BURST!

The blasts hit Koba and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Zarya: You are never going to terrorize this planet again!

Naruto: Believe it! WIND STYLE: RASENSHURIKEN!

Naruto formed a powerful Wind Style: Rasenshuriken and threw it at Koba and Zarya fired energy arrows.

Zarya and Naruto: WOLF FIRESTORM STYLE: WOLF RASENSHURIKEN!

The energy arrows merged with it and turned it into a blue fire Rasenshuriken and it slammed into Koba and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Whoa! What power!

Nico: That was awesome!

Me: Nice job bro!

Naruto: Thanks J.D.

Me: Same to you Zarya.

Zarya: Thanks love.

Piper: Lets do it!

Sakura Haruno: Yeah!

Piper fired a powerful blast of fire that turned into a phoenix and Sakura threw a huge rock.

Piper and Sakura Haruno: PHOENIX FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: PHOENIX METEOR STRIKE!

The fire merged with the rock and turned it into a meteor with a phoenix body and it slammed into Koba and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Arkayna: This is gonna be awesome!

Fu: It sure is.

Fu fired blades of energy and Arkayna fired blasts of green fire.

Arkayna and Fu: DRAGON STYLE NINJA ART: DRAGONFLY FIRESTORM!

The blasts combined and turned into a swarm of dragonflies and they hit Koba all over and exploded on contact!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Emerald: How about this?

Hinata: Yeah!

Hinata fired a blast of water and Emerald fired a blast of pink energy.

Emerald and Hinata: UNICORN STYLE NINJA ART: MAELSTROM STAMPEDE!

The blasts combined and turned into a water unicorn stampede and they trampled all over Koba.

Lok: Time for some action!

Sasuke: Lets do it! CHIDORI MISSILE!

Sasuke fired a powerful blast of lightning and Lok fired his Boltflare blast.

Lok and Sasuke: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: CHIDORI BOLTFLARE!

The blasts combined and they hit Koba and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) I will never forgive this monkey for his crimes. ATTACK! SABRIEL!

Sophie summoned Sabriel!

Shikamaru: This is gonna be interesting. SHADOW POSSESSION JUTSU!

Sophie fired a blast of energy with Augerfrost!

Sophie Casterwill with Sabriel and Shikamaru: DARKNESS SWORD SHADOWSTRIKE!

Sophie and Shikamaru's attacks merged with Sabriel's sword and she slashed Koba and cut him all over with darkness energy.

Zhalia: Lets do it!

Kiba: With pleasure! FANG OVER FANG!

Kiba and Akamaru turned into deadly spinning drills and Zhalia fired her Boltflare.

Zhalia Moon and Kiba & Akamaru: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: BOLT FANG FLARE!

The blasts merged with Kiba and Akamaru and turned them into lightning drills and they hit Koba and electrocuted him all over and skewered him all over.

Dante Vale: Time for some action!

Choji: Yeah! SUPER EXPANSION JUTSU!

Choji grew to huge size!

Dante Vale fired his Poisonfang.

Dante Vale and Choji: POISON SUPER FIST PUNCH!

The Poisonfang blast merged with Choji's fist and Choji punched Koba with devastating force and really hurt him.

Me: Time to finish him for good and end his reign of evil!

Caesar: With pleasure! APE MEGA BLAST BURST!

Caesar fired a powerful blast of energy and it slammed into Koba and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Carol: This guy really pisses me off! DESTOROYAH MICRO OXYGEN DEATH BOMB!

Carol fired a ball of pink energy at Koba and it slammed right into him and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Vince: Nice shot Carol! My turn! CRYSTAL SHRAPNEL FIRESTORM!

Vince fired a massive shower of crystal shards and they all hit Koba and cut him all over.

Laney: Feel the poison. STRYCHNINE Ω POISON BARBSTORM!

Laney fired a huge shower of poison barbs covered in Strychnine Ω and they hit Koba all over and poisoned him.

Lincoln: Feel the lightning! THUNDER DRAGON ELECTROCUTION!

Lincoln fired a huge blast of lightning and it turned into a deadly dragon and it slammed into him and electrocuted him.

May: Feel the cold of ice. ICESTORM MEGA BLAST!

May fired a huge blast of ice and it slammed into Koba and froze him in a block of ice.

Nico: You are through Koba! Watch this guys.

Nico then used Frieza's psychic powers and lifted up a huge chunk of land as big as an island.

Me: Whoa! I remember Frieza doing something like this.

Nico: This is just to start. Watch.

Nico threw the huge rock and Koba ran out of the way and Nico appeared.

Nico: IMPRISONMENT BALL!

Nico encased Koba in a ball of energy.

Nico: Let me help you.

Nico kicked him into the air and kicked him around like a kickball in the air. Nico then caught him.

Nico: You are lucky I'm so fast Koba. This ball will explode if it touches anything but me.

Koba: What!?

Nico kicked him around some more with incredible speed and strength. Then he caught him again.

Nico: Now for the final swat. This game is over when you hear the bang.

Koba: You monster!

Nico: Flattery will get you nowhere.

Nico fired an energy blast at the ball and blew it at the ground with incredible speed. When the ball hit the ground, it exploded with unbelievable power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion from the blast was so massive, so powerful and so devastating that it not only obliterated Koba, but it also completely obliterated the entirety of Ape City in an instant! When the smoke cleared, I had everyone protected in a force field and all the ape women and children protected as well. We saw that all of Ape City was reduced to nothing but a huge crater and it was filling up with water from the ocean.

Me: Whoa! What power!

May: Unbelievable!

Vince: That was amazing!

Courtney: Wow! That was intense!

Duncan: No kidding!

Lana: But what happened to Koba?

Nico: He's dead. He's gone for good.

Me: Wow! Way to go Nico! Master Goku told me that Frieza did the same technique to him on Namek and it was a powerful battle.

Nico: That's true.

Lily: But at least it's over.

Me: Yep.

Chris McLean: The Interstellar Retribution wins!

We cheered wildly!

?: You sure did win dude.

We then saw another familiar face. It was SNAKE JAILBIRD!


Snake Jailbird is a recurring antagonist in the animated TV series The Simpsons. He is often seen stealing thing or using a gun.

In a documentary by Declan Desmond showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum.

Snake referred to himself as "Professor Jailbird"; it was also revealed that he was formerly an idealistic Indiana Jones-type archaeologist until Moe stole the Mayan gold coins that Snake had discovered and was going to donate to the museum, so he decided to take his revenge out on society (convenience stores). Snake also has a son named Jeremy. It is stated that Snake had previously spent time in a juvenile facility, suggesting he was a criminal before being an archaeologist.

It is implied by Otto that Snake was the one responsible for ruining Spinal Tap's concert.

He has stolen cars from Moe, Chief Wiggum, his ex-wife Gloria, Sarah Wiggum, Dr. Nick, Bumblebee Man, Professor Frink, Agnes Skinner, and other characters.


Sam S.L.: Snake Jailbird!

Snake: That's right.

Me: But you died when Springfield was destroyed!

Snake: I know dude. But it's a good thing that Vypra brought me back.

Nico: Look, Snake. I have nothing against you personally. But you were part of Springfield's corruption. And you've broken out of jail so many times. My hands are tied. You understand, right?

Snake: Of course I do, dude. But someone's got to keep one of your lives interesting.

Nico: True.

Paige: I'll be your arch nemesis. I want to use your jailbreaks as part of my training.

Paige then kicked him in the face and knocked him out.

Me: Nice one Paige.

Caesar: I can't thank you all enough for what you've done today.

Me: It was our pleasure Caesar. We were just doing what we do best and that's helping people in need. Maybe Taylor and Nova here can help you all get humanity back to normal. It will take time, but you all can do it.

George Taylor: Thank you J.D. We'll try.

Nova: That's right.

We smiled and went back to the ship.


Later we were flying through space.

Scarlett was sitting in her room thinking about what happened today when she haerd someone come in.

Maria: If I walk in here, you won't try to kill me, will you?

Scarlett looked behind her and snorted when she saw Maria raise an eyebrow.

Scarlett: (raises her hands) I'll even empty out my pockets so you know I don't have any weapons.

Maria: (snorts) I figured you wouldn't have taken one out anyway.

Scarlett: (raises eyebrow) You're that certain? What makes you say that?

Maria: Because you didn't let that Swabby get the jump on me. Bit surprising, given that you were trying to punch me not even ten minutes earlier.

Scarlett: (awkwardly) Not my finest moment.

Maria: (shakes her head) Not mine, either. Though I would certainly punch back if you tried to put something I did, or William's actions or Stewie's, on J.D.

Scarlett: Next time, don't throw my former partner in my face.

Maria: Next time, don't imply I would betray J.D.'s trust after all I've done to try and earn it. I understand your hesitancy to trust us after all we've done, William and myself in particular, but do you truly think we would have made it this far if we wanted to turn on J.D. and the others?

Scarlett: (sighs) Probably not.

Maria: (smirks) Nico would kill us if we tried.

Scarlett: (chuckles) He probably would.

Maria: There's no probably, he just would.

Scarlett: It feels like I can think clearly for the first time in a while. First with me trying to blow up Pakitew Island, me mind-controlling Blaineley, me attempting to kill Bridgette, and Billy Mclean turning out to be the one that we're supposed to focus on this season. . . guess it took my Dark Side coming out to accept you guys as friends.

Maria: And I'm guessing me watching JD's back last season hasn't helped, either.

Scarlett: No offense, but definitely not.

Maria: None taken. I only met J.D. the day when he cured all the Bang Babies in Dakota. And, in your words, I'm a former villain. And part of the reason it may be hard to trust us . . . is you never really trained with us. I think I can count on less than ten fingers the amount of times we've actually worked together in the field.

Scarlett: (blinks in surprise) You're right.

Maria: That might be another trust issue.

Scarlett: After all I've said, you really think this could be worked out?

Maria: After all I've done to hurt Virgil and Richie, and after all William's done, J.D. gave us another chance. Some of our sins are unforgivable in my eyes and William's, but here we stand anyway. What you've said is hardly a crime.

Scarlett: Man, I really have a lot to think about now.

Maria: I think we all do after today. A word of advice?

Scarlett: This'll be good.

Maria: (smirks) You said it yourself. We found out recently that Billy Mclean is the one we need to focus on this season, and God knows what he might have planned for us. He's already tried his hand in killing most of our other Total Drama friends. And yeah, J.D.'s strong, we both know that, but there's always strength in numbers. So, please keep in mind that the more support J.D. has, no matter what form it takes, the stronger he'll be.

Scarlett: (smiles and nods) Yeah, I can do that.

Back on the bridge, we were watching everything when we got a visit from Vypra.

Me: Vypra. Usually you would show up during a fight we're having.

Vypra: True but I would like to say congratulations on making it passed challenge 6.

Nico: Thanks.

Vypra: And you were indeed correct about the Borg. They would put us to shame for their crimes. Also I have a surprise for you.

Me: What is it?

Vypra: You should consider yourself lucky, J.D. You get to see firsthand how I revive villains!

Me: Awesome.

We saw Vypra resurrect someone that we killed before. It was MAYOR JOE QUIMBY!


Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge "Diamond Joe" Quimby Jr., better known as Mayor Quimby is the Mayor of Springfield, Springfield's State. He appears as a slick, opportunistic politician whose chief priorities seem to be keeping himself in office, womanizing, and various other forms of corruption, including embezzling tax money, taking bribes from Fat Tony, the local Mafia Don, and giving monthly kickbacks to the equally corrupt Chief Wiggum. The seal on the wall of his office reads "Corruptus in Extremis," which is Latin for "corrupt in the extreme." He speaks with a peculiar stutter.

Despite being mayor for such a long time (having at least six terms under his belt according to Birch Barlow), Quimby does not know or care much about his city, often privately (or even publicly) showing his outright contempt for Springfield's citizens. He frequently takes overseas vacations, which take him out of town for extended periods of time, leading to the headline "Mayor Visits City" in the Springfield Shopper. He once referred to Springfield as Sprungfeld at a public meeting. However, he makes frequent, albeit short, public appearances for local festivities, events, business openings, etc.

Among other corrupt behaviors he displayed while in office was his frequently accepting bribes from the mafia and other groups. His constantly accepting and securing bribes from unsavory people while in office was notorious enough that when he declared while shutting down Fat Tony's rat-milking operation that "the Mayor's office is not for sale", the reporters proceeded to laugh at him, apparently the irony of his statement not being lost on them, causing him to request and fail to have the laughter edited out. Aside from bribery, Barlow when describing him also inferred that he was also a tax cheat.

If bending the law will suit Quimby's purposes, he will likely do so. He once arranged Marge Simpson's release after she was arrested for blocking traffic on a bridge after suffering a nervous breakdown, claiming that if she went to jail, Quimby could kiss the "chick vote" goodbye meaning all the women in Springfield would hate him and no longer vote for him since Marge's reason for blocking the traffic was understandable. He also resorted to bribing witnesses when assault charges were brought against his nephew, leading Bart Simpson to observe that "the system works: just ask Claus von Bülow". He was once implied to have stolen picnic baskets.[2] He is also willing to do corrupt things when he is confident that he would not get caught. A notable instance of this is when he funneled funds and cement mixing intended for road work to be used to create his swimming pool (which is shown as a lavish, almost Roman-esque design) and maintained this secret despite rumors to it existing until Mr. X leaked the rumor onto his website and the press confirmed the rumor upon questioning Quimby after noticing him subtly telling a guard to close the ajar door to the pool.

He also smoked marijuana, with Birch Barlow apparently being familiar enough with his marijuana addiction to describe him as, among other things, a pot smoker, with Quimby also tending a cannabis plant during that time. According to Birch Barlow, he apparently was also illiterate, although Quimby claimed that he no longer was that.

Despite his vices and general self-serving use of the law, he has at times attempted to utilize the law for the greater good of Springfield, such as enacting "Code Black" to clean up Lake Springfield, as well as the (albeit largely ignored) establishing of a 75 cent toll booth in order to gain enough tax money to "de-python the town fountain." In another time, during a St. Patrick's Day, knowing how alcohol makes people violent in the city, he PROHIBITS alcoholic drinks that day in order not to be held responsible for any incident (unfortunately, the plan backfired due the participation of actual Irish Catholics and Protestants caused havoc in Springfield anyway because, without the alcohol, they were unable to forget their differences). He also at one point sacrificed television to save Springfield after Sideshow Bob threatened to detonate a nuclear bomb if they didn't end television.

His catchphrase is "Vote Quimby", which he always finds an opportunity to say, even in situations where it would be disadvantageous to identify himself, like inadvertently being caught by Homer in a motel room with his mistress.

When he was young, he was at fat camp named "Camp Flab-Away" along with Jeffery Albertson, Homer and other characters.

Quimby is also extremely unfaithful to his wife, often womanizing and having extra-marital affairs with women who aren't his wife (especially Miss Springfield). Ironically, he actually did attempt to spend quality time with his wife when his life was threatened by Fat Tony after he (albeit forced to by Homer, his bodyguard) shut down his rat milking operation when Homer tried to invite him out to avoid concerns about the mob. It is implied that he does womanizing because he wasn't happy that he married Martha Quimby, as when doing the above of insisting he wants to spend time with her, he pauses and gives a disappointed sigh before saying "wife."

Elections

Quimby was elected Mayor of Springfield in 1986. He has been re-elected several times since, despite rather open admissions of fraud and wrongdoing. He once admitted to using taxpayer dollars to fund the murder of his enemies, but thanks to a clever use of a popular catch phrase ("I'm a bad wittle boy"), he was re-elected in a landslide, despite the implication that he still is doing so. Further evidence of his apparent political ideology, Quimby has earned himself the hatred of Springfield's small but vocal Republican elite, themselves portrayed (according to the show's writers and series creator Matt Groening) as mostly dark, ghoulish figures who meet in a castle.

When the party nominated Sideshow Bob as its mayoral candidate, Bob rigged the election, briefly deposing Quimby. He was re-instated when Bob was found guilty of fraud and imprisoned. He also survived a recall election in 2005, with no candidate in the race against him (candidates included Rainier Wolfcastle (another Schwarzenegger reference), Kent Brockman and even Homer Simpson) garnering the 5% necessary to force a recall since Homer who had the majority of votes was kicked from the election.

He was replaced by Snowball II for a brief period, until she fell asleep during the British Invasion of Springfield.

In "White Christmas Blues", Quimby called the Springfieldians idiots, which leads to Lenny and Carl saying "Why did we re-elect this mayor?", which occurred because the other candidate had a very long last name.

Understanding the need to adapt to modern times, Quimby implemented a series of "go green" projects. One of them, the reburbishing of the city's famous monorail track, was disastrous, leading to him losing re-election in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be" to Marge Simpson. After this exit from the Mayorship once again, however, Quimby became a private citizen in order to spend an unprecedented amount of time with his wife and children. Four years later, Quimby successfully ran for an open seat on city council, the same year Marge Simpson won re-election. Quimby was then appointed President of the City Council. A series of complicated scandals and gaffes then led to Marge being impeached; with Quimby next in the line of succession, he returned to the mayoral office.

Future

In "Lisa's Wedding", he is later seen as a taxi driver. It's implied in the episode that he was thrown out of office, and he has to try to deflect the embarrassment and shame of the event by falsifying his driver's license by claiming that his name is Mohammad Jafar.

The Simpsons Game

Joe Quimby appears mostly in the cut scenes of the level Mob Rules as he shares a hot-tub and some interns with the EA Games executive in order to receive his bribe to have Grand Theft Scratchy be sold to minors. When the EA Games executive sees a senator among the mob created by Marge protesting the sale of the game outside City Hall, he takes back the bribe, forcing Quimby to ban the sale of the game.


Me: Mayor Joe Quimby!

Mayor Quimby: Yes it's me. Vote Quimby.

Me: Just the man we wanted to talk to. Because I found out some very interesting information regarding you and Bart Simpson.

Mayor Quimby: And uh, what kind of information is that?

Me: It regards to a bottle of champagne you used on a battleship that made Bart into the awesome prankster we know and love. And as a source of pain for others. No offense Bart.

Bart: None taken but yes I know what you mean.

Me: Good.

I revealed what happened. Before Bart was born, he was still inside Marge's womb and Mayor Quimby christened a new battleship called the U.S.S. Float & Shoot and when he smashed a bottle of champagne on it, one drop inadvertently flew off the boat and into Marge's mouth and went down her throat and it hit Bart as a fetus and gave him his spiky head and made him into the mischievous prankster that we all know and love and it was an awful nightmare for everyone in Springfield for 32+ years.

We gasped and we were shocked!

Nico: So Quimby is responsible for Bart becoming who he is!

Lana: I always thought it was fate.

Me: I don't believe in fate or destiny.

Mayor Quimby: So I made Bart Simpson the way he is?

Me: Pretty Ironic huh?

Homer: (ENRAGED) WHY YOU LITTLE!?

Homer went at Mayor Quimby and strangled him and choked him big time!

Nico: Whoa!

Laney: Nice.

Me: Okay Homer that's enough.

Homer let go of him.

Vypra: (jokingly) So, does this mean Quimby is Homer's archenemy now?

Homer: Well I think it would be perfect.

Me: I think she's joking but it was a good idea.

Vypra: I'm glad you agree. And Sora, congratulations on you and Kairi getting engaged.

Sora: Thank you.

Me: We have 2 more challenges left. This is gonna be good.

Vypra: Indeed. Good luck.

Me: Not that we'll need it but thanks.

Vypra teleported out and we put Quimby in the brig.

May: (To the viewers) Never mess with the laws of evolution and all that. Or you will mess with us.

Me: Yep.

We continued on.


Part 6 complete

Planet of the Apes was an awesome movie series from back in 1968 and the future. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up for part seven is a journey through the 9 Planets of Hell! I made these planets in a book I wrote at home and it's gonna be awesome and terrifying! It will be Dante's Inferno in space.

See you all tomorrow.