The U.S.S. Valor is flying the endless reaches of space.

Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2806.2: It's day 7 of Total Drama Galaxy and we're en route to the sight of our next challenge. Chris said that he has an awesome surprise ready for us when we get there. With us is Hunter's long time friend and comrade from Sweden, Axel Adell. He is a master of all things from Sweden and knows good techniques. He may prove to be a really beneficial member of the team. We're in for quite an amazing adventure in this one.

Axel Adell has dark brunette Faux Hawk hair, Wears a black shirt with a dark blue jacket with yellow stripes, Dark blue jeans, with a black belt, Wears Timberland Men's 6-Inch Premium Waterproof Boots, A yellow scarf, German Military Surplus Leather Gloves, Heart shape head, and is the same age as Dana at 17 years old, Average size 5.8 ft tall, 220lbs, Has a Swedish flag Armband in his right arm, Crystalline blue eyes, angular eyebrows, and a Roman Nose.

Me: Always a pleasure to welcome you aboard Axel.

Axel: (Swedish Accent) It's a true honor to meet you J.D. Hunter has told me so much about you.

Me: I can tell.

Lea: You know Axel, I once shared your name when I was working for Organization XIII.

Axel: Wow. That is amazing Lea.

Lea: I know.

Venom: Owen, can you really burp the ABCs?

Owen: I sure can. You guys want to see?

Me: Boy do we ever?

Lana: This is gonna be awesome!

Rhinox: How much soda do you need for the entire alphabet?

Me: For a big guy like Owen, a lot.

Bludgeon: Should we cover our ears? Or in my case, audio receptors?

Me: No we'll be fine.

Owen drank the soda and we saw him do it.

Owen: (BELCHING) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z!

We had our jaws drop and then we cheered wildly.

Ironhide: No way. You actually did it!

Me: Way to go Owen!

Nico: That was awesome!

Hunter: (German Accent) Vunderbar!

Vince: That was funny and awesome!

Carol: It sure was.

Owen: Thank you guys. Thank you.

Me: You're welcome buddy.

Coop: That was really well done Owen.

Owen: Thanks Coop.

Alejandro then appeared.

Alejandro: Well well. If it isn't the worthless losers.

Me: Oh great. It's Loser-jandro.

Alejandro: Ironic, isn't it, J.D.? When he was alive, the Joker killed so much people and destroyed many families. You guys, who killed the Joker, nearly destroyed Agreste's family. I guess you guys and the clown have so much in common then you previously thought.

Me: You have a point there Alejandro, but there is a major difference between us and someone that's really as fucked up as the Joker. We don't kill people for pleasure and we don't kill people left and right to satisfy our own twisted ambitions. The Joker was a fucked up homicidal maniac that deserved nothing short of death. We kill villains because it's for justice and we help people in need.

Gabriel: (glares at Alejandro) Do you think it's funny talking about my family like that? And comparing them to the Joker of all people?!

Alejandro: You're defending the same people who almost destroyed your family?

Gabriel grabbed Alejandro by his shirt and braced him against the wall.

Gabriel: J.D. and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm kept their wills in line to prevent themselves from killing me and they brought my family back together! And you have the gall to condemn them for everything they did to protect us!? You are just as fucked up as that bitch Heather!

Me: Whoo! You tell him Gabriel!

Nico: We're proud of you Gabriel.

Me: Yep.

Axel Adell: You tell that bastard Gabriel.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Alejandro will always fail this universe.

Me: Yep.

Chris McLean then appeared.

Chris McLean: Are you all ready for today's challenge?

Me: Always ready Chris.

Lisa Loud: We have appeared to have arrived at our destination. Or rather Destinations.

Me: On screen.

The view screen showed that we have arrived at a really strange planetary system. It had 9 planets and the shocking part was that they were all in the same orbital path and they each had different landscapes.

Me: Whoa. I've never seen a system like this.

Nico: I've got a really bad feeling about this. This system is overflowing with pure evil.

Me: Yeah, I sense it too. Something is weird about this system. It looks familiar.

J.D. 2: Oh man! I know this planet system. This is the system of the Planets of Hell.

We all gasped.

Me: The Planets of Hell!?

Lincoln: That sounds like it's a nightmare system.

Me: Then these planets must correspond to each of the 9 Circles of Hell.

J.D. 2: That's right. And this is gonna be a powerful adventure for you all.

Me: Whoa. But we are ready for anything.

Chris McLean: The challenge is that you will journey through each planet to rescue a fallen angel named Nemo.

Me: Wow. Like in the Nightwish song Nemo.

Chris McLean: Exactly.

Laney: I also want to make a history report for this challenge.

Me: Okay.

Varie: Lets do it.

We went to the 1st planet.


LIMBO - 1ST PLANET OF THE INFERNO


We were on the 1st planet of the Inferno, Limbo.

Me: Wow. So this is Limbo.

Lincoln: It sure is a scary place.

Laney: No kidding.

Linka: I remember doing a history report for this. It was scary and really cool.

Me: I remember that. It was scary but awesome.

Lana: What happens here in Limbo?

Me: It's the land where Virtuous Pegans and Unbaptized Babies reside. It's really scary.

We went into the Citadel of Limbo and in there we recognized a lot of very famous historical figures from thousands of years ago.

Jessie K.: Hey I know all these figures. They are the great rulers and philosophers of the golden age.

Me: That's right.

We met Hector, Chief of the Army.


Hector of Troy

In Greek mythology and Roman mythology, Hector (/ˈhɛktər/; Ἕκτωρ, Hektōr, pronounced [héktɔːr]) was a Trojan prince and the greatest fighter for Troy in the Trojan War. He acted as leader of the Trojans and their allies in the defence of Troy, "killing 31,000 Greek fighters." He was ultimately killed by Achilles.

As the first-born son of King Priam and Queen Hecuba, who was a descendant of Dardanus and Tros, the founder of Troy. In some accounts, his father was the god Apollo. He was a prince of the royal house and the heir apparent to his father's throne. He was married to Andromache, with whom he had an infant son, Scamandrius (whom the people of Troy called Astyanax).

During the European Middle Ages, Hector figures as one of the Nine Worthies noted by Jacques de Longuyon, known not only for his courage but also for his noble and courtly nature. Indeed, Homer places Hector as peace-loving, thoughtful as well as bold, a good son, husband and father, and without darker motives. James Redfield describes Hector as a "martyr to loyalties, a witness to the things of this world, a hero ready to die for the precious imperfections of ordinary life."


Next we met Electra, Julius Caesar, King Latinus, Orpheus and Pontius Pilate.


Electra

Electra is one of the most popular mythological characters in tragedies. She is the main character in two Greek tragedies, Electra by Sophocles and Electra by Euripides. She is also the central figure in plays by Aeschylus, Alfieri, Voltaire, Hofmannsthal, and Eugene O'Neill. Her characteristic can be stated as a vengeful soul in the libation bearers, because she plans out an attack with her brother to kill the evil Clytemnestra.

In psychology, the Electra complex is named after her.

Julius Caesar

Gaius Julius Caesar (/ˈsiːzər/ SEE-zər, Latin: [ˈɡaːɪ.ʊs ˈjuːlɪ.ʊs ˈkae̯sar]; 12 July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC), better known by his nomen gentilicium and cognomen Julius Caesar, was a Roman statesman and military general who played a critical role in the events that led to the demise of the Roman Republic and the rise of the Roman Empire. He was also a historian and author of Latin prose.

In 60 BC, Caesar, Crassus and Pompey formed the First Triumvirate, a political alliance that dominated Roman politics for several years. Their attempts to amass power as Populares were opposed by the Optimates within the Roman Senate, among them Cato the Younger with the frequent support of Cicero. Caesar rose to become one of the most powerful politicians in the Roman Republic through a number of his accomplishments, notably his victories in the Gallic Wars, completed by 51 BC. During this time, Caesar became the first Roman general to cross both the English Channel and the Rhine River, when he built a bridge across the Rhine and crossed the Channel to invade Britain. Caesar's wars extended Rome's territory to Britain and past Gaul. These achievements granted him unmatched military power and threatened to eclipse the standing of Pompey, who had realigned himself with the Senate after the death of Crassus in 53 BC. With the Gallic Wars concluded, the Senate ordered Caesar to step down from his military command and return to Rome. Leaving his command in Gaul meant losing his immunity from being charged as a criminal for waging unsanctioned wars. As a result, Caesar found himself with no other options but to cross the Rubicon with the 13th Legion in 49 BC, leaving his province and illegally entering Roman Italy under arms. This began Caesar's civil war, and his victory in the war by 45 BC put him in an unrivaled position of power and influence.

After assuming control of government, Caesar began a program of social and governmental reforms, including the creation of the Julian calendar. He gave citizenship to many residents of far regions of the Roman Republic. He initiated land reform and support for veterans. He centralized the bureaucracy of the Republic and was eventually proclaimed "dictator for life" (Latin: "dictator perpetuo"), giving him additional authority. His populist and authoritarian reforms angered the elites, who began to conspire against him. On the Ides of March (15 March), 44 BC, Caesar was assassinated by a group of rebellious senators led by Gaius Cassius Longinus, Marcus Junius Brutus and Decimus Junius Brutus, who stabbed him to death. A new series of civil wars broke out and the constitutional government of the Republic was never fully restored. Caesar's adopted heir Octavian, later known as Augustus, rose to sole power after defeating his opponents in the civil war. Octavian set about solidifying his power, and the era of the Roman Empire began.

Much of Caesar's life is known from his own accounts of his military campaigns and from other contemporary sources, mainly the letters and speeches of Cicero and the historical writings of Sallust. The later biographies of Caesar by Suetonius and Plutarch are also major sources. Caesar is considered by many historians to be one of the greatest military commanders in history. His cognomen was subsequently adopted as a synonym for "Emperor"; the title "Caesar" was used throughout the Roman Empire, giving rise to modern cognates such as Kaiser and Tsar. He has frequently appeared in literary and artistic works, and his political philosophy, known as Caesarism, inspired politicians into the modern era.

Latinus of Greece

Latinus (Latin: Latinus; Ancient Greek: Λατῖνος) was a figure in both Greek and Roman mythology. He is often associated with the heroes of the Trojan War, namely Odysseus and Aeneas. Although his appearance in the Aeneid is irreconcilable with his appearance in Greek mythology, the two pictures are not so different that he cannot be seen as one character.

In Hesiod's Theogony, Latinus was the son of Odysseus and Circe who ruled the Tyrsenoi, presumably the Etruscans, with his brothers Ardeas and Telegonus. Latinus is also referred to, by much later authors, as the son of Pandora II and brother of Graecus, although according to Hesiod, Graecus had three brothers, Hellen, Magnetas, and Macedon, with the first being the father of Doros, Xuthos, and Aeolus.

Orpheus

Orpheus (/ˈɔːrfiːəs, ˈɔːrfjuːs/; Ancient Greek: Ὀρφεύς, classical pronunciation: [or.pʰeú̯s]) is a legendary musician, poet, and prophet in ancient Greek religion. Some ancient Greek sources note Orpheus' Thracian origins. The major stories about him are centered on his ability to charm all living things and even stones with his music (the usual scene in Orpheus mosaics), his attempt to retrieve his wife Eurydice from the underworld, and his death at the hands of the maenads of Dionysus who tired of his mourning for his late wife Eurydice. As an archetype of the inspired singer, Orpheus is one of the most significant figures in the reception of classical mythology in Western culture, portrayed or alluded to in countless forms of art and popular culture including poetry, film, opera, music, and painting.

For the Greeks, Orpheus was a founder and prophet of the so-called "Orphic" mysteries. He was credited with the composition of the Orphic Hymns and the Orphic Argonautica. Shrines containing purported relics of Orpheus were regarded as oracles.

Pontius Pilate

Pontius Pilate was the fifth governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius from 26/27 to 36/37 CE. He is best known today for being the official who presided over the trial of Jesus and ordered his crucifixion. Pilate's importance in modern Christianity is underscored by his prominent place in both the Apostles and Nicene Creeds. Due to the Gospels' portrayal of Pilate as reluctant to execute Jesus, the Coptic and Ethiopian Churches believe that Pilate became a Christian and venerate him as a martyr and saint.

Although Pilate is the best-attested governor of Judaea, few sources on his rule have survived. He appears to have belonged to the well-attested Pontii family, but nothing is known for certain about his life before he became governor of Judaea, nor of the circumstances that led to his appointment to the governorship. A single inscription from Pilate's governorship has survived, the so-called Pilate stone, as have coins that he minted. The Jewish historian Josephus and philosopher Philo of Alexandria both mention incidents of tension and violence between the Jewish population and Pilate's administration. Many of these involve Pilate acting in ways that offended the religious sensibilities of the Jews. The Christian Gospels record that Pilate ordered the crucifixion of Jesus at some point during his time in office; Josephus and the Roman historian Tacitus also appear to have recorded this information. According to Josephus, Pilate's removal from office occurred because he violently suppressed an armed Samaritan movement at Mount Gerizim. He was sent back to Rome by the legate of Syria to answer for this before Tiberius, who, however, had died before he arrived. Nothing is known for certain about what happened to him after this. On the basis of a mention in the second-century pagan philosopher Celsus and Christian apologist Origen, most modern historians believe that Pilate simply retired after his dismissal. Modern historians have differing assessments of Pilate as an effective ruler; while some believe he was a particularly brutal and ineffective governor, others argue that his long time in office means he must have been reasonably competent. According to one prominent post-war theory, Pilate was motivated by antisemitism in his treatment of the Jews, but this theory has been mostly abandoned.

In Late Antiquity and the Early Middle Ages, Pilate became the focus of a large group of New Testament apocrypha expanding on his role in the Gospels. In many of these, particularly the earlier texts from the Eastern Roman Empire, Pilate was portrayed as a positive figure. In some, he became a Christian martyr. In later, particularly Western Christian texts, he was instead portrayed as a negative figure and villain, with traditions surrounding his death by suicide featuring prominently. Pilate was also the focus of numerous medieval legends, which invented a complete biography for him and portrayed him as villainous and cowardly. Many of these legends connected Pilate's place of birth or death to particular locations around Western Europe.

Pilate has frequently been a subject of artistic representation. Medieval art frequently portrayed scenes of Pilate and Jesus, often in the scene where he washes his hands of guilt for Jesus's death. In the art of the Late Middle Ages and the Renaissance, Pilate is often depicted as a Jew. The nineteenth century saw a renewed interest in depicting Pilate, with numerous images made. He plays an important role in medieval passion plays, where he is often a more prominent character than Jesus. His characterization in these plays varies greatly, from weak-willed and coerced into crucifying Jesus to being an evil person who demands Jesus's crucifixion. Modern authors who feature Pilate prominently in their works include Anatole France, Mikhail Bulgakov, and Chingiz Aitmatov, with a majority of modern treatments of Pilate dating to after the Second World War. Pilate has also frequently been portrayed in film.


And we also met the famous Greek Philosophers Plato, Socrates and Aristotle.


Plato

Plato (/ˈpleɪtoʊ/; PLAY-toe Greek: Πλάτων Plátōn, pronounced [plá.tɔːn] in Classical Attic; 428/427 or 424/423 – 348/347 BC) was an Athenian philosopher during the Classical period in Ancient Greece, founder of the Platonist school of thought, and the Academy, the first institution of higher learning in the Western world.

He is widely considered the pivotal figure in the history of Ancient Greek and Western philosophy, along with his teacher, Socrates, and his most famous student, Aristotle. Plato has also often been cited as one of the founders of Western religion and spirituality.[4] The so-called Neoplatonism of philosophers like Plotinus and Porphyry influenced Saint Augustine and thus Christianity. Alfred North Whitehead once noted: "the safest general characterization of the European philosophical tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Plato."

Plato was the innovator of the written dialogue and dialectic forms in philosophy. Plato is also considered the founder of Western political philosophy. His most famous contribution is the theory of Forms known by pure reason, in which Plato presents a solution to the problem of universals known as Platonism (also ambiguously called either Platonic realism or Platonic idealism). He is also the namesake of Platonic love and the Platonic solids.

His own most decisive philosophical influences are usually thought to have been along with Socrates, the pre-Socratics Pythagoras, Heraclitus and Parmenides, although few of his predecessors' works remain extant and much of what we know about these figures today derives from Plato himself. Unlike the work of nearly all of his contemporaries, Plato's entire body of work is believed to have survived intact for over 2,400 years. Although their popularity has fluctuated over the years, the works of Plato have never been without readers since the time they were written.

Socrates

Socrates (/ˈsɒkrətiːz/; Ancient Greek: Σωκρᾰ́της, romanized: Sōkrátēs, [sɔːkrátɛːs]; c. 470 – 399 BC) was a classical Greek (Athenian) philosopher credited as one of the founders of Western philosophy, and as being the first moral philosopher of the Western ethical tradition of thought. An enigmatic figure, he made no writings, and is known chiefly through the accounts of classical writers writing after his lifetime, particularly his students Plato and Xenophon. Other sources include the contemporaneous Antisthenes, Aristippus, and Aeschines of Sphettos. Aristophanes, a playwright, is the main contemporary author to have written plays mentioning Socrates during Socrates' lifetime, though a fragment of Ion of Chios' Travel Journal provides important information about Socrates' youth.

Plato's dialogues are among the most comprehensive accounts of Socrates to survive from antiquity, from which Socrates has become renowned for his contributions to the fields of ethics and epistemology. It is this Platonic Socrates who lends his name to the concepts of Socratic irony and the Socratic method, or elenchus. However, questions remain regarding the distinction between the real-life Socrates and Plato's portrayal of Socrates in his dialogues.

Socrates exerted a strong influence on philosophers in later antiquity and in the modern era. Depictions of Socrates in art, literature and popular culture have made him one of the most widely known figures in the Western philosophical tradition.

Aristotle

Aristotle (/ˈærɪstɒtəl/; Greek: Ἀριστοτέλης Aristotélēs, pronounced [aristotélɛːs]; 384 – 322 BC) was a Greek philosopher and polymath during the Classical period in Ancient Greece. He was the founder of the Lyceum and the Peripatetic school of philosophy and Aristotelian tradition. Along with his teacher Plato, he has been called the "Father of Western Philosophy".[citation needed] His writings cover many subjects – including physics, biology, zoology, metaphysics, logic, ethics, esthetics, poetry, theatre, music, rhetoric, psychology, linguistics, economics, politics and government. Aristotle provided a complex synthesis of the various philosophies existing prior to him, and it was above all from his teachings that the West inherited its intellectual lexicon, as well as problems and methods of inquiry. As a result, his philosophy has exerted a unique influence on almost every form of knowledge in the West and it continues to be a subject of contemporary philosophical discussion.

Little is known about his life. Aristotle was born in the city of Stagira in Northern Greece. His father, Nicomachus, died when Aristotle was a child, and he was brought up by a guardian. At seventeen or eighteen years of age, he joined Plato's Academy in Athens and remained there until the age of thirty-seven (c. 347 BC). Shortly after Plato died, Aristotle left Athens and, at the request of Philip II of Macedon, tutored Alexander the Great beginning in 343 BC. He established a library in the Lyceum which helped him to produce many of his hundreds of books on papyrus scrolls. Though Aristotle wrote many elegant treatises and dialogues for publication, only around a third of his original output has survived, none of it intended for publication.

Aristotle's views on physical science profoundly shaped medieval scholarship. Their influence extended from Late Antiquity and the Early Middle Ages into the Renaissance, and were not replaced systematically until the Enlightenment and theories such as classical mechanics. Some of Aristotle's zoological observations found in his biology, such as on the hectocotyl (reproductive) arm of the octopus, were disbelieved until the 19th century. His works contain the earliest known formal study of logic, studied by medieval scholars such as Peter Abelard and John Buridan. Aristotle's influence on logic also continued well into the 19th century.

He influenced Islamic thought during the Middle Ages, as well as Christian theology, especially the Neoplatonism of the Early Church and the scholastic tradition of the Catholic Church. Aristotle was revered among medieval Muslim scholars as "The First Teacher" and among medieval Christians like Thomas Aquinas as simply "The Philosopher". His ethics, though always influential, gained renewed interest with the modern advent of virtue ethics, such as in the thinking of Alasdair MacIntyre and Philippa Foot.


Me: Wow. The famous Greek Philosophers.

Plato: That's right J.D.

Me: I've always been fascinated in all of the famous quotes of the great Greek Philosophers.

Laney: Same here. My favorite quote from you Aristotle is this: "Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy."

Aristotle: That's right Laney. That means that you must become angry only at the person you feel is causing you wrong and you must learn to channel that anger only when necessary.

Laney: Wow.

Me: I never knew about that. That is interesting.

Nico: But really wise.

Axel Adell: It sure is.

Lori: Literally amazing.

We then continued on and we saw another soul. It was the famous sultan of Syria and Egypt - Saladin.

Me: I know him. This is Saladin, noble sultan of Syria and Egypt. Lived back in the 12th Century.

Jessie K.: That's right.


Saladin

An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub (Arabic: صلاح الدين يوسف بن أيوب / ALA-LC: Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn Yūsuf ibn Ayyūb; Kurdish: سەلاحەدینی ئەییووبی / ALA-LC: Selahedînê Eyûbî), known as Salah ad-Din or Saladin (/ˈsælədɪn/; 1137 – 4 March 1193), was the first sultan of Egypt and Syria and the founder of the Ayyubid dynasty. A Sunni Muslim of Kurdish ethnicity, Saladin led the Muslim military campaign against the Crusader states in the Levant. At the height of his power, his sultanate included Egypt, Syria, Upper Mesopotamia, the Hejaz, Yemen and other parts of North Africa.

He was originally sent to Fatimid Egypt in 1164 alongside his uncle Shirkuh, a general of the Zengid army, on the orders of their lord Nur ad-Din to help restore Shawar as vizier of the teenage Fatimid caliph al-Adid. A power struggle ensued between Shirkuh and Shawar after the latter was reinstated. Saladin, meanwhile, climbed the ranks of the Fatimid government by virtue of his military successes against Crusader assaults against its territory and his personal closeness to al-Adid. After Shawar was assassinated and Shirkuh died in 1169, al-Adid appointed Saladin vizier, a rare nomination of a Sunni Muslim to such an important position in the Isma'ili Shia caliphate. During his tenure as vizier, Saladin began to undermine the Fatimid establishment and, following al-Adid's death in 1171, he abolished the Fatimid Caliphate and realigned the country's allegiance with the Sunni, Baghdad-based Abbasid Caliphate.

In the following years, he led forays against the Crusaders in Palestine, commissioned the successful conquest of Yemen, and staved off pro-Fatimid rebellions in Upper Egypt. Not long after Nur ad-Din's death in 1174, Saladin launched his conquest of Syria, peacefully entering Damascus at the request of its governor. By mid-1175, Saladin had conquered Hama and Homs, inviting the animosity of other Zengid lords, the official rulers of Syria's various regions. Soon after, he defeated the Zengid army at the Battle of the Horns of Hama and was thereafter proclaimed the "Sultan of Egypt and Syria" by the Abbasid caliph al-Mustadi. Saladin made further conquests in northern Syria and Jazira, escaping two attempts on his life by Assassins, before returning to Egypt in 1177 to address issues there. By 1182, Saladin had completed the conquest of Muslim Syria after capturing Aleppo, but ultimately failed to take over the Zengid stronghold of Mosul.

Under Saladin's command, the Ayyubid army defeated the Crusaders at the decisive Battle of Hattin in 1187, and thereafter wrested control of Palestine—including the city of Jerusalem—from the Crusaders, who had conquered the area 88 years earlier. Although the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem continued to exist until the late 13th century, its defeat at Hattin marked a turning point in its conflict with the Muslim powers of the region. Saladin died in Damascus in 1193, having given away much of his personal wealth to his subjects. He is buried in a mausoleum adjacent to the Umayyad Mosque. Saladin has become a prominent figure in Muslim, Arab, Turkish and Kurdish culture, and he has often been described as being the most famous Kurd in history.


Nico: I've read a lot about Saladin. Very famous.

Hunter: Ja.

Axel Adell: Widely known all throughout the world.

Laney: He sure is.

Suddenly we saw a bright flash of light and we saw a figure come out. It was SAINT LUCIA OF SYRACUSE!


Lucia of Syracuse (283–304), also called Saint Lucia (Latin: Sancta Lucia) or Saint Lucy, was a Christian martyr who died during the Diocletianic Persecution. She is venerated as a saint in the Roman Catholic, Anglican, Lutheran, and Eastern Orthodox churches. She is one of eight women (including Saint Mary) explicitly commemorated by Roman Catholics in the Canon of the Mass. Her traditional feast day, known in Europe as Saint Lucia's Day, is observed by Western Christians on 13 December. Lucia of Syracuse was honored in the Middle Ages and remained a well-known saint in early modern England.

All the details of her life are the conventional ones associated with female martyrs of the early 4th century. John Henry Blunt views her story as a Christian romance similar to the Acts of other virgin martyrs.

According to the traditional story, Lucy was born of rich and noble parents about the year 283. Her father was of Roman origin, but died when she was five years old, leaving Lucy and her mother without a protective guardian. Her mother's name Eutychia seems to indicate that she came from a Greek background.

Like many of the early martyrs, Lucy had consecrated her virginity to God, and she hoped to distribute her dowry to the poor. However, Eutychia, not knowing of Lucy's promise, and suffering from a bleeding disorder, feared for Lucy's future. She arranged Lucy's marriage to a young man of a wealthy pagan family.

Saint Agatha had been martyred 52 years before during the Decian persecution. Her shrine at Catania, less than 50 miles from Syracuse attracted a number of pilgrims; many miracles were reported to have happened through her intercession. Eutychia was persuaded to make a pilgrimage to Catania, in hopes of a cure. While there, St. Agatha came to Lucy in a dream and told her that because of her faith her mother would be cured and that Lucy would be the glory of Syracuse, as she was of Catania. With her mother cured, Lucy took the opportunity to persuade her mother to allow her to distribute a great part of her riches among the poor.

Eutychia suggested that the sums would make a good bequest, but Lucy countered, "...whatever you give away at death for the Lord's sake you give because you cannot take it with you. Give now to the true Savior, while you are healthy, whatever you intended to give away at your death."

News that the patrimony and jewels were being distributed came to Lucy's betrothed, who denounced her to Paschasius, the Governor of Syracuse. Paschasius ordered her to burn a sacrifice to the emperor's image. When she refused Paschasius sentenced her to be defiled in a brothel.

The Christian tradition states that when the guards came to take her away, they could not move her even when they hitched her to a team of oxen. Bundles of wood were then heaped about her and set on fire, but would not burn. Finally, she met her death by the sword thrust into her throat.

Absent in the early narratives and traditions, at least until the 15th century, is the story of Lucia tortured by eye-gouging. According to later accounts, before she died she foretold the punishment of Paschasius and the speedy end of the persecution, adding that Diocletian would reign no more, and Maximian would meet his end. This so angered Paschasius that he ordered the guards to remove her eyes. Another version has Lucy taking her own eyes out in order to discourage a persistent suitor who admired them. This is one of the reasons that Lucy is the patron saint of eye illnesses. When her body was prepared for burial in the family mausoleum it was discovered that her eyes had been miraculously restored.


Me: Saint Lucia of Syracuse.

Lana: Wow!

Saint Lucia: That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you all J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: It's an honor to meet you.

Lola: Wow. You are really pretty. But what happened to your eyes?

Jessie K.: Saint Lucia had her eyes gouged out when she distributed the wealth of the Governor of Syracuse. King Paschasius ordered for her to be executed by having her eyes gouged out and throat stabbed.

Laney: Geez!

Nico: Boy that is brutal!

Vince: No kidding.

Me: It was back over 1,700 years ago.

Axel Adell: Wow.

Saint Lucia: Indeed. I am here to help guide you to rescue Nemo. She was falsely sent here to these planets.

Me: We greatly appreciate it milady.

We went forward into the Citadel of King Minos.


King Minos of Crete

n Greek mythology, Minos (/ˈmaɪnɒs, -nəs/; Greek: Μίνως, Minōs) was the first King of Crete, son of Zeus and Europa. Every nine years, he made King Aegeus pick seven young boys and seven young girls to be sent to Daedalus's creation, the labyrinth, to be eaten by the Minotaur. After his death, Minos became a judge of the dead in the underworld.

The Minoan civilization of Crete has been named after him by the archaeologist Sir Arthur Evans.


Lola: Whoa! Who is he?

Saint Lucia: That is King Minos. He was once a king of Crete, before Daedalus boiled him in his own bath. Now he forever judges the damned. Sending them to one of the 8 planets.

Me: Whoa.

King Minos: Liar!

Lana: How does he do that?

Saint Lucia: He uses his tail to find out.

King Minos: Traitor!

Laney: So he knows which sin they have done and sends them to that planet.

King Minos: Hoarder!

Saint Lucia: Correct.

King Minos: Glutton!

Me: Sounds like we've got a big challenge here.

King Minos: Suicide!

Me: Geez.

King Minos: Who comes into my house of pain?

Me: We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We are looking for a fallen angel named Nemo.

King Minos: I see. Your deeds are widely known. You have done so many good deeds across the universe.

Me: We don't like to brag.

Then we saw demons from Hell appear!

Me: Looks like we got a fight on our hands. Lets get them!

We went at the demons and I slashed one and kicked another one and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted them all over and destroyed them and Saint Lucia slashed the demons all over the place. We also saw Unbaptized Babies come at us.

Me: It's not right that these babies got sent here! They are God's children and they don't deserve this fate!

Lana: I agree with you J.D.! I will save these babies. HOLY STYLE: RIGHTEOUS MARTYRDOM!

Lana glowed in a powerful white light and grew white angel wings and she released a huge wave of white light that freed the unbaptized babies and demons and it sent their souls off to Heaven.

Me: Whoa! That was amazing!

Nico: Wow! The power of that technique was incredible!

Naruto: I've never heard of Holy Style before. That is amazing and powerful!

Sasuke: It sure was. Wow.

Axel Adell: I've heard that you all know some amazing techniques and that was amazing. Lets see if I can do one. ICE STYLE NINJA ART: WRATH OF SWEDEN!

Axel fired a huge wave of ice that formed into the Vikings of Sweden and they slashed and froze many demons all over into blocks of ice.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Jessie K.: Wow! That was the armies of Vikings from over 1,000 years ago. Amazing!

Axel Adell: Tack. It's part of my Swedish heritage.

Me: Wow.

Lucy Loud: Time for these monsters to see what darkness can do. DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: TOURNIQUET!

Lucy floated into the air as a dark castle appeared in the background behind her and she sang the song Tourniquet by Evanescence. The castle fired a wave of darkness and it slammed into many demons and destroyed them.

Me: Whoa! That was amazing!

Lincoln: Try this one! LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: GOTT MIT UNS!

Lincoln floated into the air as a raging thunderstorm appeared behind him and he sang the song Gott Mit Uns by Sabaton. The storm fired lightning that turned into the soldiers from the Battle of Breitenfield in 1631 and the soldiers slashed and blasted the demons all over and destroyed them all over.

Me: Whoa!

Jessie K.: That is still so cool!

Me: Try this you demons! (Echoing) FLARE UP NOW! 双炎斬

I slashed a bunch of demons with a deadly blade of fire and burned them all over in an instant.

The Demons were destroyed.

King Minos: Very impressive. Proceed on.

Me: Thank you your majesty.

We went to the next planet.


LUST - 2ND PLANET OF THE INFERNO


We were over on the 2nd planet of Hell - Lust. It was a terrifying and stormy planet where the lustful are forever blown around by relentless winds. Storms blew around relentlessly and lightning struck all over the place. It was horrifying.

Nico: Whoa! This planet looks terrifying!

Me: No kidding!

Saint Lucia: This is the 2nd planet of Hell, the planet of Lust. To this planet are condemned the Carnal Damned. They are the great lustful of the world.

We saw many souls. Semiramis, Remus, Marc Anthony, Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, Paris and many more. It was terrifying.

Nico: I don't like this place!

We saw a huge tower ahead.

Me: Lets head for that tower!

We went into the tower and it was terrifying.

Me: Wow. The Carnal Tower. Really scary.

Lori: This place is literally scary.

May: No kidding.

Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) It sure is a place I would not want to visit.

Me: Yeah.

Dana: But this place is really scary.

Varie: I know.

Maria: It sure gives me the creeps.

Hunter: Ja. But the deeper we go, the worse it gets.

Me: Yep.

?: New visitors have arrived sisters.

Me: Who said that?

We saw women come out and they were Temptress Demons!

Me: Oh shit.

Temptress: You will be perfect toys for us!

Me: Sorry but I'm already spoken for! (Echoing) IRON ROCK CRUSHER! 岩鉄砕

I slammed my sword onto the tower floor and caused a massive blast of earth and rock to blow away some of the Temptress Demons with devastating force!

Lori: You monsters literally give us women a really bad name! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: SCREAMING EAGLES!

Lori floated in the air and the sky formed behind her and she sang Screaming Eagles by Sabaton. She fired a huge blast of wind and it turned into the 101st Air Division from the Battle of Bastogne in World War II and they blasted the Temptress Demons all over.

Dana: You are bad women! ICE STYLE NINJA ART: CAROLEAN'S PRAYER!

Dana floated into the air and a raging blizzard formed behind her as she sang Carolean's Prayer by Sabaton. A massive wave of ice fired and turned into the armies of King Charles XI during the Scanian War and it slashed and blasted a bunch of Temptresses all over and froze them in blocks of ice.

Nico: Whoa!

Me: That was awesome Dana!

Axel Adell: Well done Dana!

Dana blushed.

Dana: Thanks Axel.

Me: I sense love coming.

Lori: I feel it too.

Jessie K.: But I know that army. That was the Army of King Charles XI from the Scanian War from 1674 to 1679. Very interesting battle back then.

Me: Wow. I didn't even know that happened back then.

Hunter: Ja. Und it was an amazing battle.

Courtney: That was cool though.

Duncan: It sure was babe.

Sammy: It sure was.

Mike (Total Drama): I thought so too.

Zoey: Yeah!

Me: Oh that's right. After this is all over you two are going to officially tie the knot.

Zoey: That's right J.D. and I can't wait.

Me: We all can't.

Nico: Hey look!

We saw a figure go through the tower.

Me: Is that Nemo?

Saint Lucia: That is her.

Me: Lets go!

We went after her.


GLUTTONY - 3RD PLANET OF HELL


We were on the 3rd planet of Hell - Gluttony. This was a really disgusting planet. It looked like we were walking right through someones intestines and it was so disgusting and horrible!

Me: Oh yuck! This place smells horrible!

Lana: I like it.

Lola: EW! What is that smell!?

Saint Lucia: I find this planet most unpleasant. This is the 3rd Planet of Hell - Gluttony.

Nico: Oh yuck.

Lucy Loud: This is wicked.

Laney: This is so disgusting!

Axel Adell: I agree. This planet is really gross and disgusting.

We walked around and we saw the damned being inundated with mud and filth and they are eating and eating like there was no tomorrow. It was so revolting.

Me: This is so disgusting! I can't believe that people are just that fucked up over food.

Nico: No kidding.

Ciacco: And I should know J.D. Because I was here before you freed me.

Me: I remember that. That was horrible.

Saint Lucia: What these shades could not satisfy in life, in death they will be denied for eternity.

Me: It's just so wrong. All because they couldn't control themselves.

Lincoln: I agree. It's so wrong on so many levels.

Lana: No kidding.

Lola: But it's still a revolting fate!

Lisa Loud: My thoughts exactly Lola.

Lily: This is terrible.

Me: Yeah.

We continued on and we saw the damned soul Clodia.


Clodia, born Claudia Pulchra ("Claudia the Beautiful"), was the wife of Quintus Caecilius Metellus Celer and sister of Publius Clodius Pulcher, a wealthy politician and first husband of Fulvia. Although born a patrician, she and her brother took on the plebeian equivalent of their names in honor of the lower social classes that Clodius championed, and her name was changed from Claudia to Clodia.

Clodia was married to her cousin Metellus, with whom she had a daughter. However, she had multiple affairs with other men, from her husband's best friend to their own slaves. She was later suspected of poisoning Metellus due to her hatred of him.

When she had another affair with a friend of the poet Catullus, it created a public scandal. In retaliation, Clodia levied a charge of attempted murder against her lover. During the trial, the rhetorician Cicero, an enemy of Clodia's family, condemned her as a whore, a gambler and a drunk, even accusing her of seducing her own brother. Due to his scathing words, Clodia's lover was acquitted. Nothing was known about her later life or death, but she was immortalized in Catullus's poem, Lesbia.


Lana absolved her because she believed that she was unjustly punished. Clodia went up to Heaven.

Luna: Nice job Lans.

Sam S.L.: Way to go little dudette.

Lana: Thanks guys.

Me: Not bad for your first Absolving.

Lana: Yeah.

Then more demons appeared!

Me: Here we go! (Echoing) ARROW SHOCKWAVE! 真空波

I fired a powerful arrow of energy from my sword and it hit a bunch of demons and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

The explosion blew many demons away with incredible power!

Lana: Lets see how they like this! ICE STYLE NINJA ART: RUINA IMPERI!

Lana floated into the air and a massive ice storm formed and she sang the song Ruina Imperi by Sabaton.

Budet kom på en kall vinternatt

Carolus finns ej mer

Hemåt fränder

Över fjäll, genom bitande köld går marschen

De går med sänkta huvuden

Återvänder

Död, vänter Armfeldt och män

Död, kungens män, vänder hemåt igen

Fränder, bröder, vår stormaktstid är över

Vårt rike blöder, fanan står i brand

Aldrig, aldrig, aldrig återvända

Svea stormaktstid till ända

Ambition och en strikt religion

Drev svensken uti krig

Hårda tider

För sitt land, tog han vapen i hand

Ett liv för rikets väl

Karoliner

Krig, givit allt vi förmår

Krig, dödens år, satt sitt spår, vi består

De togs förgivet

Bragda om livet

Vem lät det hända

Stormaktstid til ända

She fired a huge wave of ice and it turned into the army of soldiers from the Great Northern War in 1700 to 1721 and they slashed and blasted many demons and monsters apart and froze them all over as well. Turning them into blocks of ice.

Axel Adell: Whoa! Well done Lana!

Lana: Thanks Axel.

Lola: Lets see how they like this. FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: INTO THE FIRE!

Lola floated into the air and a wall of fire formed behind her as she sang the song Into the Fire by Sabaton.

Sent from home overseas

And into the unknown

Barely landed in the jungle

Sent on first patrol

Sundown darkness falls

Dig in for the night

Ambushed in the dawn they came

The jungle's alive

I feel my fire starts to burn

The heat controlling my mind

Berserk a savage running wild

Within me the beast starts to roar

Now I'm ready to strike

A creature of the night

Into the fire

A flame of napalm strike

Sarge's down I'm in charge

Vc's everywhere

Overrun yet order air-strike

Condemned us all to burn,

Napalm from above

Burning friend and foe

Chaos on the battlefield

The jungle's on fire

This place it's driving me insane

Napalm it's burning us all

This fight no man will live to tell

Within me my blood starts to boil

From above the air-strike came

And it burned the world below

Napalm falling from the sky

And it leaves no man alive

I feel my fire starts to burn

The heat controlling my mind

Napalm it's burning us alive

Within me the beasts final roar

Lola fired waves of fire and they turned into the armies of the 2nd Indochina War and they blasted many demons apart all over the place and incinerated them.

Me: Whoa! That was the armies of the Vietnam War, the Cambodian Civil War and the Laotian Civil War.

Jessie K.: Those were terrible wars from the 1950's to the 1970's.

Laney: No kidding. They were horrible wars.

Nico: No kidding. But that was awesome!

Hunter: Ja. It sure was.

Axel Adell: It sure was. Well done.

Lola: Thanks.

Me: Lets keep searching. I have a feeling that Nemo is leading us to the 9th Planet.

We then saw a face that Sam faced before. It was COMIC BOOK GUY!


Jeffrey "Jeff" Albertson, better known as Comic Book Guy, is the morbidly obese, geeky proprietor of Springfield's local comic book store, The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop. Though thought to be an antagonist, he is sarcastic, surly, and insulting at certain points.

Comic Book Guy is an obese and socially incompetent man who is perhaps best known for his sarcastic quips. He holds a master's degree in folklore and mythology (he translated The Lord of the Rings into Klingon as part of his thesis). He exhibits geeky behavior to an extraordinary and deliberately unrealistic degree, and often also makes references to obscure subjects or internet culture. His catchphrase is the declaration, "Worst... (episode)... ever". He states that he is a 45 year-old virgin who lives with his parents. Comic Book Guy is extremely overweight, to the point where his clothes barely fit over his huge stomach. He also at one point suffered from lumbago.

Appropriate to his nickname, Comic Book Guy is obsessed with comic books, pop culture and science fiction. Comic Book Guy has a bumper sticker that reads "My Other Car Is The Millennium Falcon," given to him by a Harrison Ford lookalike. The license plate on his AMC Gremlin is NCC-1701, the registry number of Star Trek's USS Enterprise. The contents of his display case include, among other oddities, a photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore and a very rare Mary Worth in which she advised a friend to commit suicide. He also owns a T-shirt that says "C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN" (Notice the incorrect usage of the forward slash. DOS directories are listed with a backslash, so it would be "C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN"). He is a member of the Springfield branch of Mensa, along with Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Lisa Simpson, Professor Frink, and Lindsey Naegle. In the episode "Beware My Cheating Bart", he says he is a cyber bully.

In the episode Large Marge, Comic Book Guy had liposuction performed on him, so he would fit in a Superman costume.


Sam S.L.: Comic Book Guy!?

Me: I had a very strong feeling that Sam sent you here for being such a big fat repulsive jerk.

Comic Book Guy: So you continue to laugh at me even though I am dead. I find you lacking courage and are a freak.

Me: Sticks and stones fat boy. Sticks and stones. But this is what you get for being one of the biggest jerks ever.

Whitney: I agree with you J.D.

We saw Whitney with us.

Me: Whitney? What are you doing here?

Lori: Yeah Whitney. That's what I was wondering.

Whitney: Well that is why I'm with you.

We saw Whitney spread beautiful Flower angel wings and she formed a beautiful sword of rose petals.

Me: Whoa! That is amazing Whitney.

Whitney: Thanks J.D. I got my powers from the Flower of Creiddylad.

Natilee: That's the Irish Goddess of Flowers from Celtic Myth.

Whitney: That's right. I have always hated Comic Book Guy for a long time ever since I watched The Simpsons on TV.

Bart: It's good we have some fans.

Me: It sure is. I didn't know this happened to you Whitney.

Whitney: I've had these powers 1 year before you moved to Michigan, J.D.

Me: Wow! So some of us have had powers in Michigan even before I moved there.

Whitney: Yep. Watch what I can do.

Whitney lifted Comic Book Guy up and slashed him all over with her sword and poured out his intestines. Literally disemboweling him and then she kicked him in the walls and sent him crashing into them.

Comic Book Guy: Worst...Pain...Ever.

He fell into the sludge.

I snapped my fingers and resurrected him and sent him to the brig of the ship.

Me: Wow! That was awesome Whitney!

Laney: You really let him have it!

Lincoln: Way to go Whitney.

Lori: That was literally amazing.

Carol: I'll say.

Whitney: Thanks guy.

Me: We found you an Arch Nemesis and that is Comic Book Guy.

We continued on.


GREED - 4TH PLANET OF HELL


We arrived at the 4th Planet of Hell, Greed. It was really a huge factory and it was full of gold and so much more. We saw Damned Souls being melted alive in molten gold and buried in huge piles of gold coins.

Me: Whoa! Look at all this gold!

Laney: Unbelievable.

Lola: So much of it. What would one man do with all of it?

Saint Lucia: This is the 4th planet, Greed.

Me: One of the big time cardinal sins.

Nico: Horrible.

Saint Lucia: What a mockery is made in the brief battle for possessions that make so short a life.

Me: No kidding.

Axel Adell: That is absolutely disgusting.

Nico: Yeah.

We walked up to a gold coin pile and I picked up some coins. The damned were being buried in different types of gold coins from all over the world from over the centuries.

Me: They are being buried in different types of gold coins from all over the centuries. Most of these coins we don't use anymore but they are still valuable.

Then a hand reached out and grabbed my arm. It was the hand of Gessius Florus!


Gessius Florus was the Roman procurator of Judea from 64 until 66. Born in Clazomenae, Florus was appointed to replace Lucceius Albinus as procurator by the Emperor Nero due to his wife Cleopatra's friendship with Nero's wife Poppaea. He was noted for his tensions against the Judean and Jewish population, and is credited by Josephus as being the primary cause of the Great Jewish Revolt.

Upon taking office in Caesarea, Florus began favoring local Greek population of the city over the Jewish population. The local Greek population noticed Florus' policies and took advantage of the circumstances. One notable instance of provocation occurred while the Jews were worshiping at their local synagogue and a Hellenist sacrificed several birds on top of an earthenware container at the entrance of the synagogue, an act that rendered the building ritually unclean. In response to this action, the Jews sent a group of men to petition Florus for redress. Despite accepting a payment of eight talents to hear the case, Florus refused to listen to the complaints and instead had the petitioners imprisoned.

Florus further angered the Jewish population of his province by having seventeen talents removed from the treasury of the Temple in Jerusalem, claiming the money was for the Emperor. In response to this action, the city fell into unrest and some of the Jewish population began to openly mock Florus by passing a basket around to collect money as if Florus were poor. Florus reacted to the unrest by sending soldiers into Jerusalem the next day to raid the city and arrest a number of the city leaders. The arrested individuals were whipped and crucified despite many of them being Roman citizens.

After the outbreak of the Great Jewish Revolt, Florus was replaced as procurator by Marcus Antonius Julianus.


Gessius: That is MY Gold!

Me: Gessius Florus!

Jessie K.: I've read about you! You were a procurator that was known for starting the Great Jewish Revolt back in the 1st Century!

Lincoln: I remember that! That was terrible!

Whitney: No kidding.

Laney: It's hard to imagine that a war can start because of ones own greed.

Me: But anybody that loses themselves to gold has no right to live or keep it because their minds have been fucked around by it.

Axel Adell: That's right.

I punched Gessius in the face and he let go of my hand.

Me: I have always hated him.

Lily: I don't blame you.

Stella (Loud House): Yeah. He was a jerk.

We heard someone laugh.

?: There is no room to pity the damned here Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: I had a feeling you were here Alighiero.

We looked up and we saw Alighiero Alighieri.


Alighiero Alighieri is the major antagonist in the videogame Dante's Inferno. He serves as the boss of the Circle of Greed, as well as the father of Dante.

Throughout Dante's childhood, Alighiero proved to be a sinful, lecherous and cruel glutton that often stole money from the poor to fund wild parties with his friends. He frequently had sex with women, excluding his wife Bella, and constantly badmouthed his son and his wife. Alighiero was also extremely abusive towards Bella, even driving her to commit suicide, though he told Dante she died of a fever.

While his son was away at the Crusades, his fiancé, Beatrice, stayed with Alighiero while she waited for him to return. Soon before he died, Alighiero attempted to seduce Beatrice, stating that he was sure Dante was dead, but seconds later, an assassin burst into his house. Alighiero engaged him in a sword fight and was close to overpowering him, but as he pushed the assassin to the ground, Alighieri was stabbed in the eye with the golden cross he always wore, killing him.

Alighiero was sent to Hell upon his death, where he was condemned to the Fourth Circle, Greed, and transformed into a grotesque and obese Demon. After Dante arrived in the fourth circle during his descent into the Inferno, Alighiero taunted him about his failures and how he had made nothing of himself. He said that Dante was nothing like him and asked if the crusader was afraid that he wasn't a man like his father. However Dante said that he was afraid he was too much like his father and they finally battled, with the crusader emerging the victor. Alighiero then told Dante to go ahead and blame him for how he turned out, but the crusader only said that he pitied his father for being so full of greed and hate. Dante said that he refused to be damned like Alighiero and absolved him. Later his Soul aided the crusader, along with all the other souls he absolved on his journey, in imprisoning Lucifer once more, redeeming himself similar to his son.


Alighiero: You think that you are a better man than me? That you are above reproach for your sins?

Me: Our sins are those for justice.

Alighiero: And you would like to believe that. No one is free of sin. But some damned can be rewarded in hell.

Alighiero jumped and landed in front of us.

Me: You are big and ugly. And this is a great look for you.

Alighiero: Lucifer offered me 1,000 years free of torture and endless gold if I would kill you all.

Me: Sorry to disappoint you, but Lucifer is gone forever. He's in the River of Fire and burning in oblivion. Now you will join him for abusing Bella Abati and ruining Dante's life.

I went at him and kicked him in the face.

Me: (Echoing) SUPER WAVE SMASHER! 超流破

I fired a wave of water from my sword and it slammed into him and skewered him all over.

Me: So many have suffered because of your greed.

Lynn: And you will pay for it. EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: CLIFFS OF GALLIPOLI!

Lynn rose into the air as a canyon formed behind her and she sang the song Cliffs of Gallipoli by Sabaton. The canyon fired a shower of rocks that turned into the soldiers from the 1915 battle of Gallipoli in World War I and they blasted and slashed Alighiero all over with incredible fury.

Lisa Loud: And this will ensure it! VOLCANO STYLE NINJA ART: ISLA NUBLAR VOLCANO ERUPTION!

Lisa formed a powerful volcano and it exploded right from underneath Alighiero with the massive power of Mount Tambora when it erupted back in 1815.

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nicole formed a portal that lead into the River of Fire and it sucked Alighiero into it as he was blasted into it.

It closed and he was gone forever.

Me: Good riddance.

Nico: Wow! That was intense!

Axel Adell: It sure was.

Me: Lets continue on.

We did so.


ANGER - 5TH PLANET OF THE INFERNO


We were in the murky swamps of the 5th Planet of Hell, Anger. It was the home of the wrathful and the sullen. The negative energy from the planet was unbelievable.

Me: Whoa.

Saint Lucia: This is the 5th planet of Hell, Anger. The very air is flooded with fury and rage.

Me: It sure is terrifying.

Whitney: This planet is terrifying and awful.

Laney: No kidding.

Axel Adell: It's so terrifying.

We encountered a massive number of souls that were full of anger and they were in the river Styx. We saw Filippo Argente, Hecuba, Boudica and many more.

Me: It's hard to imagine that rage is such a deadly sin and emotion.

Bleez: No kidding.

Eion: It's so sick.

Hunter: Ja. It's awful.

We saw more demons coming.

Me: Lets get them!

We went at the demons. I slashed many of them and cut them up.

Me: (Echoing) THUNDERBOLT CUT! 雷光斬

I fired a massive wave of lightning and energy and it slammed into many demons and electrocuted them and destroyed them.

Leni: These demons are totes ugly and bad for fashion! SCREECH STYLE NINJA ART: SUPERSONIC HURRICANE TWISTER RASENSHURIKEN!

Leni formed a powerful sonic Rasenshuriken and it had the incredible power of a mach 10 Sonic Boom and she threw it and it slammed into many Demons and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion completely obliterated the demons all over.

Axel Adell: Try this one on! ICE STYLE NINJA ART: SWEDISH PEGANS!

Axel Adell floated into the air and a raging snowstorm formed and he sang the song Swedish Pegans by Sabaton.

The wise women said

Once your heart is in battle

There is no coming back

(Fight for Thor)

And before the attack

Feel your blood starts to boiling

In your veins as you charge

(Hundreds fallen)

As the fire inside

Is ignited by bloodshed

In berserkers from north

Could it be as was said

When the serpent be woken

Fenrir howls

Swedish Pagans, marching ashore

Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor

Out from Asgaard, a viking ship sails

Never to turn back again

When our brothers have fought

Is where we will be proven

On ground stained by blood

(Standing tall)

And we know, if we fall

Our comrades awaits in Valhall

(Odin's calling)

As the fire inside

Is ignited by bloodshed

In berserkers from north

Could it be as was said

When the serpent be woken

Fenrir howls

Swedish Pagans, marching ashore

Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor

Out from Asgaard, a viking ship sails

Never to turn back again

First to the battle

First to the feast

Destiny waiting

No retreat

Retreat!

Swedish Pagans, marching ashore

Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor

Out from Asgaard, a viking ship sails

Never to turn back again

Waves of ice fired and turned into the Viking Clans of the 8th Century and they slashed and mercilessly butchered the demons all over and destroyed them all over.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Hunter: Ja! Vunderbar!

Nico: Awesome!

Carol: That was so cool!

Dana: It sure was. Awesome Axel.

Axel Adell: Tack Dana.

Me: That means Thanks in Swedish.

Dana: Oh.

We continued on.


HERESY - 6TH PLANET OF HELL


We were in the fiery planet of Heresy, the 6th Planet of Hell. We saw numerous heretics burning in eternal fire in the continent of Dis. It was a terrifying city continent of immense fire and horror.

Me: Whoa! So this is the continent of Dis. It's really horrifying.

Nico: No kidding. It's scary.

Whitney: Yeah.

Hunter: Mein Gott, this is really scary.

Me: Yeah. This is the planet for those that are believers of something else. Like cult leaders and all that.

Saint Lucia: That's right. It's a nightmare.

Me: And we should know. Because we've killed a lot of cult leaders.

?: That's right. And I am one of them.

We then saw a figure we killed in the past. It was JOSEPH SEED - LEADER OF THE PROJECT AT EDEN'S GATE CULT!

Me: Joseph Seed. I didn't expect you to be here. But then again you were a nasty heretic.

Joseph Seed: You did kill me! I was saving the world!

Me: You brainwashed Lincoln after he ran away and you turned him into a monster because of it!

Qin: So he is Joseph Seed.

Me: That's him Qin.

Lincoln: This monster ruined my whole family in an alternate universe.

Lily: Except for me and Laney.

Me: That's true.

Luna: You've ruined so many lives Seed!

Me: And for each one of them you will pay!

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach.

Me: (Echoing) QUAKE WITH FEAR! 紅雷閃

I fired a massive blast of red lightning from my sword and it branched off and turned into a massive bunch of lines of chains and they wrapped around Joseph Seed.

Luna: This is for being a sick dude! METAL STYLE NINJA ART: THE PRICE OF A MILE!

Luna floated into the air and a steel mill formed behind her and she sang the song The Price of A Mile by Sabaton. Waves of molten steel fired at Joseph Seed and they formed into the soldiers from the Battle of Passchendaele during World War I in 1917 and they slashed and blasted Seed all over and burned him as well.

Jessie K.: Whoa! That was the army from the Battle of Passchendaele in World War I.

Hunter: Ja. Really well done.

Lana: That was awesome!

Lincoln: It sure was.

Laney: Lets see how he likes this one. CELTIC STYLE NINJA ART: BATTLE FOR CAMELOT!

Laney floated into the air and the plains of Ireland formed and she fired a wave of Celtic symbols and they cut up Joseph Seed really good and Hunter kicked him and sent him into the River of Fire. The portal closed and Joseph Seed was gone for good.

Nicole: Joseph Seed was a monster that deserved to die.

Me: Yep.

Natilee: Laney that was really well done.

Naruto: Yeah I never heard of Celtic Style jutsu.

Laney: Thanks guys.

Natilee: (Irish Accent) You did really well lass.

Suddenly we felt a massive earthquake.

Lola: Whoa! What's happening!?

Saint Lucia: The Harrowing of Hell! Christ's death forever quake's this world! We must hurry!

We ran fast.


VIOLENCE - 7TH PLANET OF HELL


We were over on the 7th Planet of Hell, Violence. It was a planet that had 3 parts to it.

Saint Lucia: This planet is reserved for the violent.

Me: Whoa. We've killed thousands of people that are violent. Some of history's most evil figures were all violent people.

Laney: I remember that.

Axel Adell: Yep. Some of them were really bad.

We arrived at a huge blood river.

Saint Lucia: Those who have done violence against others forever boil in the blood they have shed.

Me: People like murderers and all that.

?: That is a terrible thing huh? (Laughs)

A figure came out and we saw that it was FACE STEALER from episode 126 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!


Face Stealer is a monster who was imprisoned in an urn long ago. He was freed by Rita Repulsa and stole the faces of many people, including two of the rangers. However, the remaining four rangers found masks used by his original imprisoners that repelled/harmed him and prevented their faces from being stolen. This allowed them to deliver a severe beating to Face Stealer and free the captured faces. Face Stealer was subsequently enlarged into a giant to finish the job Rita freed him for, only to be defeated by the Ninja Ultrazord and re-imprisoned in the urn.

A monster resembling Face Stealer (whose wings were over its face at the time) is among the monsters in the Machine Empire's army.


Tommy Oliver: Face Stealer!

Face Stealer: (Laughs) Yes it's me.

Me: I remember this ugly guy! He stole a lot of faces and stole many faces and 2 of the rangers!

Face Stealer just stole Lori's face.

Face Stealer: (laughs) Got your nose! And your face too!

Me: You are disgusting!

Emma Goodall: Don't worry, Lori! We'll get your face back!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Alien!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Aquitar Rangers!

Face Stealer: I have to admit. Those Aquitar suits look nice. (to the Alien Rangers) Why couldn't it have been you Rangers that faced me instead of the ones I fought the first time?

Me: Because you are a freak of nature!

I fired a powerful blast of energy and the Megaforce Rangers blasted Face Stealer all over and then he fell down and exploded.

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Lori's face came back.

Lori: Whew! Thanks guys.

Me: Anytime Lori.

Lincoln: Glad you have your face back big sis.

Lori: Thanks Linky.

Me: Lets continue on.

We flew over the Phlegethon, the River of Boiling Blood. It was a terrifying river. It had numerous violent souls being scalded in boiling blood. We saw Attila the Hun, Dionysius I of Syracuse, Alexander the Great, and so many others from over the centuries.

Me: Whoa! Looks at all the damned. It's just hard to imagine that there are so many damned souls that killed so many people. And some of these people are all criminals and monsters we killed in the past.

Nico: Wow. It's amazing how many bad guys we've killed.

Laney: No kidding.

Axel Adell: Yeah.

Hunter: But they all deserved it.

Me: Some of them were all killed by us and most of them were killed Centuries ago.

Lana: Yeah.

Lola: It's a fitting punishment for them though.

Nico: Yep.

We then saw flying demons coming at us.

Lily: Flying demons coming! I got this. ORACLE STYLE NINJA ART: WINGED HUSSARS!

Lily fired a wave of light and it turned into a bunch of soldiers during the Battle of Vienna in 1683 and they slashed and blasted the demons and killed them all.

Me: Whoa! Nice one Lily.

Lincoln: Way to go.

Lily: Thanks guys.

We got to the other side of the Phlegethon and we arrived in the 2nd part of the planet.

Laney: What kind of forest is this?

Saint Lucia: There are those that did violence to themselves. This is the Wood of Suicides.

Me: Oh boy. Suicide is the cowards way out. It's absolutely pathetic.

Lincoln: It sure is.

Linka: Suicide is the worst thing anyone can do.

Lana: Yeah.

We went into the forest and it was terrifying. The trees were so terrifyingly gnarled and twisted and we saw souls as trees.

Laney: This is terrifying.

Whitney: No kidding.

Nico: Yeah. Anyone that takes the cowards way out has failed in all of life.

Axel Adell: Well said Nico.

Hunter: Ja, I agree with you.

Lily: But it is awful.

Bella Abati: I know. And I should know because I killed myself.

Luna: That is awful.

Saint Lucia: Yes. When a soul takes its own life, Minos judges it to this planet. Here is sprouts. Shoots up like a sapling. No body. Only pain.

Me: That is sad.

Varie: Yeah.

Vince: It's just absolutely sick that people can forfeit their lives like that.

Me: No kidding.

We got to a clearing and more demons came.

Luan: I got this! Prepare to be enlightened! (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, this will show you the light. LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: ATOMIC SPEED OF LIGHT!

Luan went faster than the speed of light and she smashed a bunch of demons all over and destroyed them with powerful light speed.

Me: Nice job Luan!

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!

Me: That was funny.

Axel Adell: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.

Me: Luan is always a kick in the butt.

We continued on and we arrived in the 3rd part of the planet. It was a vast desert and it was a terrifying place.

Lori: Are we still on the 7th Planet?

Saint Lucia: Yes. This is the Abominable Sands. It is here that the damned did violence against God.

Me: This is home to the Blasphemers.

Lana: Terrifying place.

Nico: No kidding.

Naruto: This is bad.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Hunter: This is a scary place.

But then we felt the ground rumble and then out of the sands came the Crusaders!

Me: It's the Crusaders!

Jessie K.: So the Crusaders have been sent here.

Laney: It's hard to imagine that they did all their deeds in the name of God back during the Crusades.

Lana: Awful.

Lily: But wasn't it all done in the name God?

Me: That's what they said.

But then another soul came out and it was Francesco Portinari.

Francesco: The bishop lied. Did he not J.D. Knudson?

Jessie K.: Francesco Portinari. But why you?

Francesco: God never condones violence of any kind. There was no Holy War. Don't you understand? The priests lied!

Me: I've known that for years. But why are you here?

Francesco: IT WAS YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME J.D.!

Me: Hey I wasn't there! I wasn't even born back 830 years ago!

Francesco: You don't deserve the life given to you. You don't deserve anything! And now you will join us here forever, where you BELONG!

He unsheathed his sword and went at me and I went at him and we clashed and it was a brutal clash! It was so powerful and so devastating that it was shaking the foundation of the planet!

Me: How can you be so blind Francesco!? Didn't my ancestors treat you like a brother?

Francesco: I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER! YOU'RE AN ANIMAL J.D.! A MONSTER! (ROARS!) I WILL NEVER LET YOU LIVE ANY LONGER!

I kicked him in the face and punched him in the stomach.

Me: (Echoing) SNAKE FANG STRIKE! 蛇牙剣・六節大蛇

I swung my sword and fired a blade whip of energy swords and they slashed him with deadly poison.

Ben: Lets see how they like this!

Ben turned into a new ultimate Alien. It was ULTIMATE OVERFLOW! He was a bigger and bulkier version of Overflow and he had more water tanks on his back and shoulders.

Ben: ULTIMATE OVERFLOW!

Me: Whoa! An Evolved Caskan!

Nico: Wow! This one is neat!

Shanan: It sure is.

Ultimate Overflow: Watch this.

He fired a huge wave of water and blasted many Crusaders all over the place with incredible force.

Ben then turned into a new predator. It was MUCILATOR! Mucilator appears to be a fat, grey, rock-skinned alien. It has purplish-pink spheres, which are similar in appearance to those of Ultimate Swampfire.

Ben: MUCILATOR!

Me: Whoa! This is an ugly predator!

Shanan: That's an Orthopterran Frogyanan! It's Crashhopper's natural predator.

Nico: Whoa! That is an ugly predator.

Riley: No kidding. But it sure is a wicked predator.

Qin: It sure is.

Mucilator: Watch.

He punched many crusaders and stuck them to his purple patches and slammed them onto the ground.

Carol: Lets see how they like this! ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: A LIFETIME OF WAR!

Carol floated into the air and atomic particles formed and she sang the song A Lifetime of War by Sabaton. Atomic particles fired and turned into the soldiers of the Thirty Years War and they blasted and slashed the crusaders and Francesco and killed them. Sending them back into the sands.

Saint Lucia: They can rest for a while. But they are forever bound here like a shadow of time. Unforgotten.

Me: Francesco is a good man. He doesn't deserve this.

I prayed to God and asked for him to absolve Francesco and have him join Heaven.

Then we saw Nemo and she was running.

Me: Lets go!

We went on.


FRAUD - 8TH PLANET OF HELL


We arrived on the planet of Fraud, home of the liars. We saw that it had 10 moons that represented each of the 10 Malebolge and it was terrifying. We traveled over each Bolgia.

Panderers & Seducers

Description:

The first ditch of the Malebolge contained the panderers and seducers. Those punished here influenced others to commit sin for their own gain, and include those who prostituted themselves and others with evil intention. Their punishment was to march around the edge of the circle, being whipped by horned demons to keep them moving, similar to how they drove others in life with their seductive ways. The panderers and pimps are driven to the right, the seducers are driven to the left.

Famous Damned Souls:

Among the shades here is the Greek hero Jason, who seduced both Queen Hypsipyle of Lemnos and Princess Medea of Colchis. Both Medea and Hypsipyle were manipulated into saving Jason's life, betraying loved ones when Jason was in danger. After he had children by both women, he abandoned them, despite making a sacred vow each time to remain loyal to the woman he was with at the time. This duplicitous behavior disgusted the gods, who cursed Jason for the rest of his life.

Also found here is Venedico Caccianemico, the leader of the Guelphs of Bologna. He is said to have sold his own sister, Ghisolabella Caccianemico, to Obizzo II d'Este, the Marquess of Ferrara. Caccianemico also reveals to Dante that he is not the only Bolognese panderer present, stating there are so many they outnumber children learning to speak, but he is soon silenced by a demon wielding a whip.

Flatterers

Description:

The second ditch contained the flatterers. Those punished here are those who, like the panderers and seducers, convinced others to sin for their own gain, this time by using words. They are immersed forever in a river of human excrement, which represented the words that they produced.

Famous Damned Souls:

Among those found here was Thais the Harlot, who teased and seduced hundreds of men with her beauty. She married the general Ptolemy I Soter, later Pharaoh of Egypt, but was never made his queen and died in obscurity.

Also found here is Alessio Interminelli of Lucca, one of the White Guelph faction, though his particular sin of flattery is not elaborated upon. He laments when Dante stares at him longer than the other sinners, though Dante explains the reason is due to him recognizing Interminelli and having known him when he was alive.

Simony

Description:

The third level of the Malebolge contained the Simonists (sinners guilty of selling positions within the church hierarchy and religious property for personal gain). They are punished by being forced upside down into baptismal fonts and having their feet set aflame, which was a corruption of baptism itself as the Simonists themselves corrupted the church. The heat of the flames burned according to the guilt of the sinner. When another soul was sent to this level of the Malebolge, it took the place of one of the others. The one that it replaced disappeared forever, shoved further down into the font to suffocate.

Famous Damned Souls:

This group of sinners was named after Simon Magus, a sorcerer who attempted to first "buy" the Holy Spirit from St. Peter, then tried to challenge the saint with his magic, which ultimately led to Simon Magus's death. Found here are several corrupt popes and cardinals, including Pope Nicholas III, who mistook Dante for Pope Boniface VIII in the poem (hinting that Boniface is destined for Hell upon his own death). Nicholas is present here for his acts of nepotism, while Boniface will be damned for not only being the cause of Dante's exile, but for multiple acts of betrayal and warfare as pope. Pope Clement V is also prophesied to join Nicholas and Boniface for moving the Holy See to Avignon in France, and thus pandering to the whims of the French monarchy.

Diviners

Description:

The fourth ditch was devoted to the diviners and fortune-tellers. Astrologists, seers, sorcerers and others who attempted to pervert God's laws to divine the future are punished here. Their heads are twisted around to face backwards and they are forced to walk backwards around the circumference of their circle for all time. As punishment for attempting to see the future, they now could only look behind them. The point is further expounded by the fact that tears continually stream from their eyes, blurring their vision. While this mainly was poetic justice for trying to see into the future, it also represented the twisted nature of magic in general.

Famous Damned Souls:

The blind prophet Tiresias resided in this ditch for his sins, along with his daughter, Manto. According to the game, Tiresias was not only guilty of trying to foresee the future, but also for using magic to change his gender from male to female, and back again. Also found here are Aruns (an Etruscan seer who foresaw the war between Caesar and Pompey), Michael Scot (famous Scottish mathematician and magician who was highly honored among royalty), Asdente (a Parma cobbler who made prophesies against Frederick II) and Guido Bonatti (an astrologer of Forli who claimed to have brought about the victory at Montaparti for the Senese).

Politicians

Description:

The fifth level of the Malebolge was the home of the Politicians (extortionists, blackmailers, grafters and unscrupulous businessmen). These were sinners who used their positions in life to gain personal wealth or other advantages for themselves, robbing the rights of others. They are punished by being thrown into a river of boiling pitch and tar, which represented the sticky fingers and dark secrets of their business. In addition, should any of the politicians try to escape the pitch, a horde of demons (the "Malebranche", meaning "evil claws") armed with grappling hooks and barbs stood guard over them, ready to tear them to pieces and push them back into the tar.

Hypocrites

Description:

The sixth level was the punishment for the hypocrites. They are forced to wear heavy lead robes as they are marched around the circumference of their circle. The robes are golden and resembled a monk's cowl, but are lined with heavy lead, symbolically representing hypocrisy: As they degraded others for sin but glorified themselves, they committed the sins that crippled them in the afterlife with their heaviness.

Famous Damned Souls:

Among those found here are Catalano dei Malavolti (a Guelph, and governor of Bologna and Florence) and Loderingo degli Andalo (a prominent Ghibelline and co-govenor of Florence with Catalano). Despite being political enemies, the two together founded the Knights of St. Mary, also called the Jovial Friars, which was sanctioned by Pope Clement IV. The order was meant to promote peace between the warring factions, but in truth it degenerated into a self-serving organization.

Caiaphas, the Pharisee who insisted on the execution of Jesus, was crucified in this circle, staked to the ground so the ranks of the lead-weighted hypocrites marched across him, as he is deemed the greatest hypocrite of all. His father-in-law, Annas, shares Caiaphas's fate.

Thieves

Description:

The seventh ditch was the home of the thieves. This ditch is guarded by the centaur Cacus, who wields a fire-breathing dragon on one shoulder (in Greek Mythology, Cacus was originally a fire-breathing monster that was slain by Hercules after stealing the hero's cattle). The bolgia was filled with serpents, dragons and other vengeful reptiles that tortured the thieves endlessly. The bites of some of the snakes caused the thieves to spontaneously combust, only to regenerate their bodies for further torment in a few moments. Other thieves had their very essence traded with snakes and lizards that bit them, transforming their bodies into twisted snake-like versions of themselves, trading their identity with every bite. As thieves stole other people's possessions in life, their very identity became subjected to theft in the Malebolge.

Famous Damned Souls:

Some notable thieves are included in the passage, with their fates being the most explicit and harshest of all the thieves. They are as follows:

Vanni Fucci, a Black Guelph who was so brutal in his pillaging of enemy homes he was called la Bestia ("The Beast"). He was also responsible for stealing a reliquary from the Cathedral of Pistoia, resulting in an innocent man nearly being executed for the crime. Fucci is turned to ashes and resurrected multiple times. When he attempts to curse God for this, one of the serpents of the ditch coils itself around his throat to silence him before he is deprived of his human form once again.

Agnello Brunelleschi, another Black Guelph and a famous thief who committed his crimes in disguise. He is blended with the six-legged reptile that is Cianfa.

Cianfa Donati, a political advisor, although his crime of theft is not elaborated on. He attacks and is blended with Agnello into a six-legged reptile.

Buoso Donati (or Buoso degli Abati), another of the Black Guelphs. His circumstances of thievery are not elaborated on. He exchanges shapes with the four-legged Francesco (no relation to the brother of Beatrice in the game).

Francesco de Cavalcanti, also called Guercio ("one-eyed"). Although his circumstances for theft are not disclosed, he was reportedly killed in the village of Gaville, and this murder resulted in a massive, violent fight between the villagers and his family, which brought about the death of many people. He exchanges shapes with Buoso.

Evil Advisors

Description:

The eighth level was the home of the evil counselors. In this trench, the souls of deceivers who gave false or corrupted advice to others for personal benefit are punished. They are constantly ablaze, appearing as nothing so much as living, speaking tongues of flame.

Famous Damned Souls:

Seen in this ditch was the Greek hero, King Odysseus (Ulysses), suffering here for his deception with the Trojan Horse, and the massacre of the Trojans by this trickery. Odysseus tells Dante of his final voyage, during which he had spotted Mount Purgatory before his ship was overturned, drowning the former king of Ithaca. Along with Odysseus is his fellow Greek hero and fighting companion, Diomedes.

Also found here is Guido da Montefeltro, who advised Pope Boniface VIII to make a truce with the noble Colonna family, and then subsequently break it, resulting in the destruction of the clan. Boniface offered complete absolution to Guido for any sins his advice might incur, though Guido's presence here shows Dante clearly felt this did nothing to save him from damnation in Hell.

Sowers of Discord

Description:

The ninth level was the home of "sowers of discord". Sinners who in life promoted scandals, schism and discord are punished here, particularly those who caused discord within the Church or within politics. They are forced to walk around the circumference of the circle bearing horrible, disfiguring wounds inflicted on them by a great demon with a sword. Being already dead, these sinners could not die from their mutilations, which in fact healed as they continued walking around the circle. By the time they reached the demon again, they would be fully whole once more, only for the demon to hack them apart all over again and the cycle to eternally repeat.

The nature of the wound mirrored the sins of the particular soul. While some only had gashes or fingers and toes cut off, others are decapitated, cut in half (as Schismatics) or are completely disemboweled.

Famous Damned Souls:

Among those who are tormented here was Bertrand de Born, who carried around his severed head like a lantern, as punishment for the discord that he caused between Henry II of England and his son, Henry the Young King, who died rebelling against his father. The prophet Muhammad is also damned here; according to Brunetto Latini, Dante's mentor, Muhammad was a former cardinal before establishing the religion of Islam, which further split the Catholic Church. His son-in-law, Ali, is also present, going before Muhammad and weeping. He is damned for the division of Islam into the Sunni and Shi'ite denominations.

Prophesied to come to this bolgia in the future is Fra Dolcino, a member of the Order of Apostolic Brothers, who renounced all worldly goods. However, his order was deemed heretical; he and his fellows were hunted down, and Dolcino was burned at the stake. Muhammad gives Dante the warning for Dolcino to give up his ways before this fate comes to pass.

Falsifiers

Description:

The tenth and final area of the circle was the home for the falsifiers who attempted to alter things through lies, deceit or alchemy. Those who tried to pass off false things as real things, such as counterfeiters of coins, are punished here. This ditch had four subdivisions where specific classes of falsifiers (alchemists, impostors, counterfeiters and liars) endured different degrees of punishment in the form of horrible, consumptive diseases, such as rashes, dropsy, leprosy and consumption.

Famous Damned Souls:

Here, Dante encountered the shade of Myrrha, a princess afflicted with madness for disguising herself in order to seduce her own father. Others found here include Zuleikha, the wife of Pontifar, who had lusted after Joseph, son of the Biblical patriarch Jacob. When he refused her advances, Zuleikha used his robe to falsely accuse him of rape. Also found here is Sinon, a mythological figure from Virgil's Aeneid. Sinon was stated to be a Greek spy who helped trick the Trojans into taking the Trojan Horse into their city. Due to his advice not only being evil but a complete falsification of the truth, Sinon is damned to this ditch rather than the one for Evil Counselors.

Me: Geez! That is so terrible!

Nico: No kidding.

Qin: It's just terrible at how many kinds of liars there are.

Saint Lucia: Indeed.

We saw more demons arrive.

Me: These guys just won't quit.

Nico: No kidding.

Me: (Echoing) WEB OF DECEPTION! 投蜘網

I swung my sword and fired blades of energy that entangled the demons all over in spiderwebs.

Jackie: I got these guys. EXPLOSION STYLE NINJA ART: TO HELL AND BACK!

Jackie floated into the air and she had an energy aura around her as she sang To Hell and Back by Sabaton.

A short man from Texas

A man of the wild

Thrown into combat

Where bodies lie piled

Hides his emotions

His blood's running cold

Just like his victories

His story unfolds

Bright

A white light

If there'd be

Any glory in war

Let it rest

On men like him

Who went to hell and came back

Crosses grow on Anzio

Where no soldiers sleep

And where hell is six feet deep

That death does wait

There's no debate

So charge and attack

Going to hell and back

A man of the 15th

A man of can do

Friends fall around him

And yet he came through

Let them fall face down

If they must die

Making it easier

To say goodbye

Bright

A white light

If there'd be

Any glory in war

Let it rest

On men like him

Who went to hell and came back

Crosses grow on Anzio

Where no soldiers sleep

And where hell is six feet deep

That death does wait

There's no debate

So charge and attack

Going to hell and back

Oh gather round me

And listen while I speak

Of a war

Where hell is six feet deep

And all along the shore

Where cannons still roar

They're haunting my dreams

They're still there when I sleep

Crosses grow on Anzio

Where no soldiers sleep

And where hell is six feet deep

That death does wait

There's no debate

So charge and attack

Going to hell and back

She fired massive energy blasts at the demons and they slammed into the demons and exploded with incredible power all over them.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Jessie K.: I know that song. It's about the career of Audie Murphy.

Me: He was a great actor and he was also the most decorated veteran of the United States Military. Dad told me a lot about his movies and everything he did.

Nico: Wow! That is amazing.

Hunter: Ja it sure is.

Whitney: So awesome!

Me: Yeah.

We saw Nemo and she was heading into the 9th Planet.

Me: Lets go!

We put on our fur coats and we went to the 9th Planet.


TREACHERY - 9TH PLANET OF HELL


We were in the bitter cold and darkness of the 9th Planet of Hell - Treachery. It was a dark and extremely cold planet that was the home of the traitors.

Me: Whoa! The 9th Planet of Hell, Treachery.

Saint Lucia: That's right. This is the farthest place in all of creation from the divine light of God.

Nico: Whoa. It's cold and really terrifying.

Axel Adell: No kidding.

Vince: Really scary.

Girl Jordan: It's so terrifying here.

Me: Lets go.

We pressed on and we saw Treachery as 4 places.

There are four concentric zones (or "rounds") in the 9th Circle of Hell. Each are named after a notable traitor in history or mythology.

Round 1: Caina. Named after the Biblical Cain, who killed his younger brother Abel in a jealous rage, then attempted to conceal his crime from God. Here are imprisoned those who betrayed their families. Those that are condemned here are frozen up to their necks in ice. Mordred is among the damned here.

Round 2: Antenora. Named after the Trojan general Antenor. When captured by the Greek army, although the Trojans were very willing to ransom him, Antenor betrayed Troy to the Greeks. Here are imprisoned those who betrayed their countries. The ice here reaches the base of the traitors' skulls. Dante encounters Count Ugolino here, gnawing on the skull of the man who had condemned him to die of starvation.

Round 3: Ptolemaea. Named after Ptolemy, son of Abubus. Despite being married to a daughter of the Biblical Simon Maccabaeus, Ptolemy invited his father-in-law and two of his brothers-in-law to a banquet, and then murdered them. Here are imprisoned those who betrayed their guests, people who came to their home for shelter. In many cultures, such an action was considered an abomination and subject to divine retribution. Those that are condemned here lie supine in the ice, which covers everything except for their faces.

Round 4: Judecca. Named after Judas Iscariot, who betrayed Jesus Christ, and as such is considered the greatest traitor of all. According to the Gospel of St. Matthew, once Judas realized what he had done, he hung himself (the Acts of the Apostles states that he died when his abdomen burst open while plowing a field). Here are imprisoned those who betrayed lords, masters and benefactors. All of the sinners punished within are completely encased in ice, distorted in all conceivable positions. Due to having no one to talk to here, Dante and Virgil moved on to the center of the ninth Circle of Hell.

At the center of the ninth Circle of Hell, Satan is depicted as a giant, terrifying beast with six wings and three faces (one red, one black, and one a pale yellow), an inversion of the Holy Trinity. Satan is frozen waist-deep in ice. His right and left heads gnaw on Cassius and Brutus (the Roman senators who betrayed and murdered Julius Caesar), feet first in those mouths. In the central, most vicious mouth is Judas Iscariot. Judas is being administered the most horrifying torture of the three traitors: his head gnawed by Satan's mouth and his back is forever being skinned by Satan's claws.

We arrived in the center of the 9th Circle and it was where the Devil lived and it was awful.

Me: Whoa. The center of Lake Cocytus. It's so terrifying.

Nico: Whoa.

We saw Nemo standing in the center of the lake and she was crying.

Me: Nemo?

Nemo: What do you want?

Me: We came to rescue you.

Nemo: I don't need rescuing. I was banished here for my crimes.

Saint Lucia: There was a miscarriage of justice Nemo. You were unjustly sent here.

Hunter then found the girl of his dreams.

Hunter: Nemo, you are not meant for Hell. You are meant for heaven and mein heart. You are loved by everyone.

Nemo: Really?

Hunter: Ja. You are a good angel and a beautiful one at that.

Nemo then had tears come down her eyes and she went over to Hunter and cried hard in his chest.

Hunter was comforting her.

Then massive hordes of demons came!

Me: Here they come! Lets get them!

We went at the demons and powered up to full power!

I fired energy blasts and blew many of them apart in massive fiery explosions of incredible power!

Me: Take this! (Echoing) BLACK LIGHTNING SLASH! 暗黒跳飛斬り

I fired a powerful barrage of black lightning energy bolts from my sword and blew many demons apart in an instant.

Rhinox: Rhinox, MAXIMIZE!

Rhinox transformed. He fired his machine guns at them all over.

Lincoln: Take this! DARKNESS COMES TO LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: AUDIOMACHINE - NAMELESS HEROES

Lincoln fired a massive wave of darkness that turned into powerful blasts of light and they hit many demons all over and blasted them all over the place with incredible power!

Naruto: Wow! That was awesome!

Axel Adell: It sure was. Wow!

Me: Lets do some teamwork!

Ironhide: With pleasure! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his liquid blaster 100-fold.

Rhinox: Time for some action! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his weapons 100-fold.

Ironhide and Rhinox: LIQUID BULLET MEGABARRAGE!

They fired blasts of bullets and nitrogen and they hit many demons and destroyed them in an instant.

Bludgeon: Time for some action! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Electric Cannon 100-fold.

Venom: We won't let you win! SYMBIOTE CYBER KEY POWER!

The Symbiote Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his Symbiote powers 100-fold.

Bludgeon and Venom: LIGHTNING SYMBIOTE DESTROYER!

Bludgeon fired blasts of lightning and Venom fired Symbiote Matter globs and the lightning merged with the blasts and electrocuted many demons all over and killed them.

Kitten: Lets get them Stewie!

Stewie: With pleasure! Bring it on you bitches! Time for me to finish what I started anyway!

Kitten and Stewie fired moths and blasts of energy and lasers.

Kitten and Stewie: MOTHSTORM LASER BARRAGE!

The blasts and moths all hit the demons and destroyed many of them.

Girl Jordan: Feel the water!

Zarya: And the power of the Wolf! Lets Howl! (HOWLS)

Girl Jordan fired a wave of water and Zarya fired an energy wolf.

Girl Jordan and Zarya: MAELSTROM WOLF DELUGE!

The water merged with the wolf and it turned into a wolf of pure water and slammed into the demons and destroyed many of them.

Me: Time for some serious fire power! RISE! LEGENDARY TITAN OF REBIRTH - PHOENIX!

A massive explosion of fire exploded out of the ground and turned into the powerful Phoenix - Legendary Titan of Rebirth!

Jean Grey: I AM PHOENIX!

She was enveloped in the Phoenix Force!

Me: Lets get them!

Me with Phoenix and Jean Grey with the Phoenix Force: FIRESTORM PHOENIX BLAST!

We both fired massive waves of fire and incinerated many demons in an instant and blew them apart and more.

Me: Time for some Final Smash power!

Girl Jordan: Right! SOLAR STORM MEGABOMB!

Girl Jordan formed a powerful ball of solar plasma and it looked like she was holding the sun in her hands. She threw it at the demons and blew them apart in a massive explosion of fire.

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Laney: Nice! Try this! NATURE WAVE BLASTSTORM!

Laney fired a massive barrage of energy waves and they hit many demons and exploded all over with incredible power!

Lily: Feel the water of purity! WATER DRAGON MAELSTROM STRIKE!

Lily fired a massive wave of water and it turned into a powerful dragon of water and it slammed into the demons and killed them.

Saint Lucia: You will never torment the universe again! LIGHT WING SUPER SCYTHESTRIKE!

Saint Lucia fired a massive blade of energy and it slashed all of the demons apart and killed them! We had won!

We went back to our ship.

Me: That was awesome!

Chris McLean: Team Interstellar Retribution wins again!

We cheered wildly.

Gwen (Total Drama): This was so awesome!

Me: It sure was.

Laney: And I got enough information for my project.

Nico: Glad we could help out Laney.

Axel Adell: It was awesome helping you all.

Me: It sure was Axel. You did a really great job. Welcome to the team.

Axel Adell: Thank you so much J.D.

Girl Jordan: (to Alejandro) Don't worry. You and Heather will have a lot of quality time in the brig!

Me: Oh and this is from me.

POW!

I punched Alejandro in the face and gave him a nasty black eye and we locked him in the brig.

Girl Jordan: (To the viewers) Never mess with the power of the good of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Or you will pay for it.

Me: Yep.

We then went on to the next challenge world.


Part 7 done.

I made this chapter based on the planets of some of the books I wrote at home. The planets are based on the 9 Circles of Hell from Dante's Inferno. It was awesome! I also added Nemo from the Nightwish Song based on her. ArchangelOfJustice12 wanted me to add his OC he made Axel Adell to the series. It was awesome. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up for part 8 is a battle on the planet Zebes in Super Metroid. We're going to face the evil Mother Brain and destroy her and save the Baby Metroid. We're going to follow the path on Super Metroid from 1993.

See you all tomorrow.