HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY 2020 EVERYONE!
March 31st, 2020
We were over in our briefing room discussing about what is about to happen during April 1st tomorrow. With us was Hunter's friend and teammate Salar Pasdar, he's Persian from Iran. He is the same age as Bobby, has tan skin, broad nose, half of Persian beard in his chin, narrow eyes, wears a green and red Iranic shirt, Old Persian Coat, a Shalvar, leather shoes, black belt, and his hair color is black, and a regular hairstyle. His powers are Earth, Fire, and Firestorm Release.
Me: Now the reason we're here is to talk about what is gonna happen on April 1st tomorrow. As you all know, April Fools day is the most terrifying day for both the Loud House and the Chan family because of everything that happened with Luan and Nico's brother Connor.
Nico: Yep.
Luan: Thank God that I'm not like that anymore.
Me: Yeah.
Salar: (Arabic Accent): That must've been a really bad experience.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. The pranks were terrible.
Qin: I'm confused. What is so bad about April Fools Day for you all?
Me: Oh that's right. You weren't with us when it all happened.
Lincoln: Before you came here, Luan was a deadly pranking psychopath. Every year my sister Luan created a prank apocalypse and no one is spared!
Qin: You mean like whoopie cushions, squirting flowers and stuff like that?
Lincoln: Oh no. It's way worse than that. I present to you Luan Loud's April Fools' Highlight Reel. [He begins showing us a montage of Luan's April Fools' Day pranks on the Loud Family. First, the siblings are looking at their furniture, which is tacked upside down to the ceiling.]
Luan: "I'd say this prank's a little over your head!" [laughs] [Now they open the door to find the room full of chickens]
Luan: "Seems to be your clucky day!" [laughs]
[Now the kids are looking at their house all wrapped up in wrapping paper.]
Luan: [rips through a window] "I guess that's a wrap!" [laughs]
[Now the siblings are trapped in a humongous gelatin.]
Luan: "Aww, look at the Loud Family gettin' jiggly with it!" [laughs]
[The pets' fur and Walt's feathers got shaved off.]
Luan: [holding a buzz shaver] "I shaved the best for last!" [laughs]
[The video ends and Qin is shocked!]
Qin: Luan did all that!?
Me: She sure did.
Nico: But here's my pranking experiences with Connor.
Luan: Connor did worse than me.
Nico: That's right Luan and here's a montage of pranks that he has done to all of us. I present to you Connor Chan's April Fools Highlight Reel.
Nico played on a movie projector a montage of pranks Connor did in the past. The first clip showed Nico having breakfast and then his face turned red and a massive blast of fire exploded out of his mouth.
Connor: I would say this prank Spices you up! (Laughs)
Nico: He poured capsaicin extract hot sauce into my cereal.
Me: Yikes! But that prank wouldn't bother me.
Alicia: Here's me.
Alicia opened the fridge and a spring-loaded boxing glove punched her in the stomach and sent her flying straight into a pile of sludge.
SPLAT!
Connor: Something Stinks around here. (Laughs)
Alicia growled.
Alicia: I smelled horrible for a week.
Mindy: Look what happened here with me.
Mindy was playing video games and suddenly she got hit with rotten eggs and they exploded and made her smell really horrible!
Connor: How Eggceptionally funny! (Laughs)
Mindy: I smelled horrible for a month.
Nico: Here's another thing that happened to me.
Nico walked into his closet and then he screamed as he got sprayed by 12 skunks.
Connor: Skunks to be you! (Laughs)
Nico: I had to take a bath in a pool full of tomato juice.
Alicia: This one hurt bad.
Alicia was walking to her room when she stepped on a roller skate and fell onto a bunch of mousetraps and they snapped on her and she was in a lot of pain.
Connor: That makes you snap! (Laughs)
Alicia growled.
Mindy: This one really hurt me.
Mindy was getting a glass of water and as she was about to leave the kitchen a bowling ball dropped from the ceiling onto her foot.
CRUNCH!
Mindy: OW!
She hops holding her foot in pain and she inadvertently steps on a banana peel that causes her to fall into a snare trap and it flings her into a massive pile of rotten garbage.
SPLAT!
Connor: That's a Strike with lots of Ap-Peal to Refuse! (Laughs)
Mindy: I had a nasty broken foot that took 8 weeks to heal.
Nico: But watch this one.
Nico went to the kitchen and he stepped on a tripwire and a watermelon hit him in the face and exploded all over him and completely covered him with chocolate pudding.
KABOOM! SPLAT!
Connor: This is one Fruit that is Sweet! (Laughs)
The montage ended.
Qin was horrified.
Qin: Connor's pranks are worse than Luan's!
Me: Yep. Luan and Connor duked it out real bad and they got seriously hurt as a result. Luan didn't get nearly as hurt as Connor did. He was wrapped head to toe in a full body cast and after that, he vowed to get revenge and he will show no mercy.
Bart: Whoa! But I did some pranks too.
Homer: Same here. But they weren't nearly as bad as Luan and Connor's pranks. One time I put a piece of duct tape over Bart's eyes and gave him rotten milk.
Bart: I shook up a can of beer and dad opened it and it exploded big time and sent him into the hospital.
Me: Whoa! I remember seeing those on TV.
Meg Griffin: That's nothing compared to the prank Quahog did. They joked that a black hole was gonna destroy the planet in a little over 6 hours and we fell for it.
Me: Awful.
Lori: No kidding.
Lily: SpongeBob does all kinds of silly April Fools pranks. One time he told Gary that they were moving out to become Peasants and eat salted mashed up clam shells.
We laughed.
Me: That's funny.
Luan: (Laughs) That is funny.
Me: Anyway back to the situation at hand. I have a strong feeling that Connor is going to be targeting the Loud Kids and the Masters of Evil.
Nico: He's right. My April Fools Day spy bug that I planted in Connor's room confirmed it.
Carol: Oh boy.
Vince: This is gonna be rough.
Me: We have to prepare for the worst though. If this is gonna be like what happened last year, then Connor is gonna be in majorly huge trouble.
Nico: Yeah. The Masters of Evil would kill my brother.
Me: We won't let that happen Nico. But we have to be prepared for anything. It's good we warned the Masters of Evil about this.
Vince: Yep. They may be our enemies but we are considered Frenemies.
Me: Yep.
We had to get ourselves ready for anything. Laney knows all about Connor's pranks because of her experiences with Luan, she is ready for anything that Connor throws at her.
April 1st, 2020 - April Fools Day.
At 6:00 AM, I woke up.
Me: Here we go!
I went to a wall and pressed a red button that said April Fools Battlestations. The Alarm sounded and everyone woke up. But then I heard crazy sounds and the sounds of crazy cartoon pranks and shenanigans.
Me: (Cringes) Oooh!
But we aren't the only ones that Connor hit.
At the headquarters of the Masters of Evil, Dark Spicer got up and he saw everyone pranked and badly hurt!
Dark Spicer: What happened to you guys!?
Vypra: We got hit hard.
Dark Spicer: You guys got pranked too?
Electro: Yep.
Dark Spicer: (growls) J.D. and the others just crossed a line. (turns into Killjet and flies off)
Vypra: Dark, wait! (to the others) We have to go after him.
Vanitas: Agreed.
They went after him.
I came downstairs and saw everyone broken, battered and really hurt.
Me: Geez! Connor really nailed you all.
Lori: No kidding.
Suddenly Dark Spicer busted in!
Me: Dark Spicer? What are...
Dark Spicer: (slams me against a wall) If I had any doubts that you've gone completely nuts, they're gone now, J.D.!
Me: Dark Spicer, you don't understand!
Dark Spicer: Don't lie to me! Today is April Fool's Day! And I know that Luan and Nico's brother Conner love doing pranks on that day. Me and my team just woke up to be pranked this morning! You must've sent Connor after us just so he can badly hurt us with us pranks! Did you all get a good laugh about it? I hope it was worth throwing your honor away!
Lincoln: Dark Spicer, trust me. We didn't send Connor after you..
Dark Spicer: Give me one reason why I should believe you!
Lori: Because we've literally been pranked by Conner as well.
Dark Spicer: (eyes widen) Say what now?
Me: Yeah look.
He saw that Lori was right.
Dark Spicer gasped.
Dark Spicer: Geez! You guys got hit worst than we did.
Vypra: That's an understatement.
Vanitas: Yeah.
Vypra: See, Dark Spicer? I told you that they didn't send Conner to prank us!
Me: Yeah we didn't send Connor. But it's amazing that Connor got to you guys. I wonder how he got passed all of your security.
Number 7: That is a really good question.
Firefly: Shouldn't you guys have stopped Conner by now?
Nico: We would've Garfield but Connor is only 7 years old and he's a very slippery kid.
Alicia: That's right. My little brother is a really sly weasel.
Laney: But I didn't get hit.
Vypra: How did you survive Laney?
Laney: I have prepared for these kinds of attacks ever since Luan was doing those pranks.
Me: Laney is always one step ahead. But right now we have to stop Connor. But knowing how big the city of Gotham Royal York is, he could be anywhere.
Lana: Yeah.
Dark Spicer: I think the reason you guys haven't stopped Conner by now is because you're afraid of hurting him. He's only 7 years old. But we're not. So me, Shiv, Electro, and Firefly will stop Conner.
Me: Okay. Carol and Varie can heal everyone else.
Varie: Yep.
Lincoln: How do we know you guys won't try and kill Conner?
Dark Spicer: I guess you guys are just gonna have to trust us.
Me: Lets let them go.
Jimbo: (to Vypra) Why are we even helping these losers anyway?
Krusty: I agree with the kid on this one. As a comedian, I've seen what Nico's brother is capable of. Let's just leave Team Loud Phoenix Storm to fall to his pranks.
Vypra: That's not an option. After he's done pranking J.D. and his friends, who do you think he'll go after next?
Jimbo and Krusty gulped.
Vypra: I just want to say that I've already revived Ienzo, Dilan, and Isa and sent them back to Radiant Garden.
Lucy Loud: And the other part of J.D.'s request?
Vypra: Not happening. I don't want to revive the rest of the dead Organization XIII members after everything you did to defeat them and Xehanort. I'm evil, not suicidal.
Me: That's true. Be careful.
Dark Spicer: We will.
Me: I'm gonna go meditate.
Bodhi: May I join you J.D.?
Me: Sure.
Me and Bodhi went to the Willow Tree to Meditate.
Dark Spicer, Shiv, Electro and Firefly went out to search for Connor. Firefly had a special heat signature finder that was gonna filter out everyone else's heat signals and leave only Connor's heat signal. He found him on a rooftop in the middle of the city.
Firefly: There he is!
They flew down.
Connor Chan: (Evil Laughter) Soon I will make this whole town feel the wrath of my pranks and it will be painful!
Dark Spicer: I don't think so!
He saw Dark Spicer, Shiv, Firefly and Electro.
Dark Spicer: (to Connor Chan) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Connor Chan: (Tauntingly) Ooh I'm so scared.
Electro: You should be kid.
They had him cornered and really beat him up. Dark Spicer punched him all over and Shiv and Electro electrocuted him and Firefly burned him. But not badly. They tied him up with rope.
Me and Bodhi were meditating under the Willow Tree.
Me: Ooooooooommmm...
Bodhi: Ooooooooommmm...
Dark Spicer, Electro, Shiv and Firefly came back and they had him tied up.
Nico: Nice job guys.
Dark Spicer: Thanks Nico. Your brother is one gifted prankster. But he is a really dangerous one.
Nico: I know. But I think we should remove his dark side to make sure that he never hurts anyone ever again with pranks.
Vypra: That's a good idea.
Varie: Let me do it.
Nico: Okay Varie.
Varie placed her hand on Connor's head and she chanted a powerful incantation and a blob of darkness came out and Varie pulled it out and it turned into another Connor. It was a dark Connor! Bobby then sealed the Dark Connor in a huge blue crystal and he sent it to the Pluto Prison.
Nico: Whew.
Varie: That's that.
Vypra: At least we never have to deal with those pranks again.
Nico: Agreed.
Dark Spicer: I've gotta say. This is the first time we've ever spent a Holiday with you guys.
Nico: Glad you had fun Dark Spicer. Next up is Easter if you want to join us.
Dark Spicer: I would like that. I do like ham and Easter Eggs.
Connor was rushed to the infirmary.
Lincoln: (To the viewers) April Fools will now be a very safer place now that we don't have to deal with the deadly pranks of Luan and Connor. It's gonna be really safe from here on out.
Nico: You said it Lincoln. Also if J.D. gets angry, we can have Poromon and Poliwag do a Cute Rush on him.
Laney: That works.
THE END
Another Chapter done and an awesome April Fools Day done.
April Fools day is awesome. It's so funny but not if you do deadly pranks. Next up is the episode Dexter VS Santa Claus. Get ready for an action packed battle of the holidays. HAHAHAHAHAHA! APRIL FOOLS! No it's not Christmas and I'm not gonna do that episode. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this and ArchangelOfJustice12 gave me the ideas for this too. Thanks guys and Happy April Fools day to you all. Next up is another Are You Afraid of The Dark? Chapter and we're gonna go after the evil clown Zeebo and Luan is gonna hate this clown.
See you all tomorrow.
