In the Gotham Royal York High School auditorium was the annual high school talent show. It was for all ages to raise charity. The winner with the best talent receives a trophy for the best talent as well as a check for $900,000,000.00. With us was another one of Hunter's friends Nataša Marečková. A Central European of Czech origin. She has dark brunette hair, roman nose, straight eyebrows, heart sharped face, wears a blue shirt with a grey jacket, blue jeans, brown belt, a purple scarf about he neck, same age as Luna, has love for Rock in Roll musics, is a fan of Sabaton, and her powers are Wind, Water, Metal, and Ice Release.
Me: It's a pleasure to have you with us Nataša.
Nataša: (Czech Accent) Děkuji J.D. Hunter told me so much about all of you.
Me: I can tell. He knows a lot of people over in Europe and Russia.
Nataša: He sure does.
Xion: So, Carmen. What are you and Horsea doing for the talent show?
Carmen: We're going to show our martial arts moves to everyone on a local bully.
Xion: Cool!
Announcer: Next up is our very own Barney Gumble.
Lori: Lets see what he can do.
Barney got up on stages.
Barney Gumble: I'm going to drink 12 cans of beer at the same time.
Me: Wow! Is that even possible.
Homer: For Barney he can do anything with beer.
He opened all 12 cans of 2 six packs of beer and drank them all down in one sitting.
Barney Gumble: (BELCH!)
We cheered wildly and he got an 8 by Lori, a 9 by Homer and a 10 by Varie.
Me: Very good!
Nico: That was awesome!
Sailor Moon: I didn't know that Barney could chug 12 beer cans all at once.
Me: He can do anything with beer.
Announcer: Our next act is Carmen and Horsea.
We cheered.
Maria: Go get them sis! You too Horsea!
Breakdown: Good luck, you two!
Carmen: Thank you all. Me and Horsea are gonna beat up local infamous bully Shawn McVeigh with awesome moves in Martial Arts.
Me: Whoo!
Carmen opened her containment card with Shawn McVeigh in it and he was out.
Me: Here we go guys.
Shawn McVeigh: I'm outside?
Carmen punched him in the face and kicked him in the crotch and Horsea fired a Bubblebeam blast and the blasts hit him in the face and exploded all over and Carmen kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face with a powerful uppercut and and sent him crashing to the floor and knocked him down and Horsea squirted Ink.
We cheered wildly.
Me: Way to go Carmen and Horsea!
Nataša: Jak jít!
Mirage: I wonder who's going to be the winner.
Me: We're about to find out.
Announcer: And the winner is... (Opens Envelope) CARMEN ROCKELL AND HORSEA!
We cheered wildly!
Maria: Way to go sis!
Nico: All right Carmen!
Liam: (Southern Accent) All right my fiery dumpling!
Announcer: Congratulations to you both. You've earned it.
Carmen: Thank you all so much.
Horsea: We wouldn't be here today without Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Maria and Liam.
Liam: Aww thanks guys.
Maria: We just wanted to give you all support.
Laney: You're welcome.
Me: No problem girls.
We later went back to home.
Back at the estate, we were watching TV and Nico was looking up the blueprints for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. I was outside meditating. Nico discovered that it practically violated every Safety Code in the book. It was a total disaster from the very start.
The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is a two-unit pressurized water reactor nuclear power plant owned by Mr. Burns and is the main source of power in Springfield. This is mainly Homer's work place.
The plant is notorious for being poorly maintained, largely due to owner Charles Montgomery Burns' miserliness and safety director Homer Simpson's incompetence. A surprise inspection found 342 violations with an estimated $56 million required to bring the plant up to code, money which Burns refused to spend. Notable safety violations that have been seen include luminous rats in the bowels of the plant, pipes and drums leaking radioactive waste, the disposal of waste in a children's playground, plutonium used as a paperweight, cracked cooling towers (fixed in one episode using a piece of chewing gum), skeletons in the basement, dangerously high Geiger counter readings around the perimeter of the plant, flashing red alert signs being ignored by the employees, the creation of a mutant subspecies of three-eyed fish and a horrific giant spider. The Emergency Exits are simply painted on.
The Power Plant
The core of the reactor is a Fissionator 1952 Slow-Fission Reactor. The plant has come close to meltdowns multiple times, but has always avoided catastrophe, often due to Homer's blind luck (and in one case, a dog employee briefly waking up to avert the meltdown during a particularly lazy day).
Security is also shown to be lax, as a ten-year-old spy from Albania disguised as a foreign exchange student named Adil took pictures and got information of the plant simply by asking Homer for a tour. Numerous times, the Simpson family has been able to break in easily, on many occasions there have been keys hidden under fake rocks (on one occasion one even being shown inside).
Sector 6-F
This was another sector that was mentioned by Mr. Burns in the episode Take My Life, Please that is a better sector than 7-G with a higher payout. Chip Davis was described as "the life of Sector 6-F" but passed away prior to the episode Four Regrettings and a Funeral.
Sector 7-B
This is a sector that appeared when Homer escaped the plant in the episode "Duffless". It contains a hideously gigantic spider that can only be overcome by quoting the Bible or decking it with a rock.
Sector 7-G
Sector 7-G is the location of Homer Simpson's workplace, used to help prevent a meltdown in the reactor core. Homer works on a T-437 Safety Console, that displays many buttons and features, including a meter that shows the temperature of the core and a button that controls the emergency override circuit (presumably eccs) that must be pressed in the event of a meltdown. It also contains a self-destruct button for the plant that Homer pressed while asleep. Emergency doors lock down Sector 7-G whenever a meltdown is imminent. The doors directly behind the Safety Console lead to the Heavy Water Piping Facility.
Sector 7-G was once referred to by Mr. Burns as a 'testicle-shriveling torture chamber' and the people who work there have at various times been classed as 'drones', 'organ banks', 'schmoles', 'carbon blobs', 'boobs', 'cabbage heads', 'chair moisteners' and 'fork and spoon operators'. The radiation has been shond to sterilize workers, namely Homer. The room also contained extremely high voltage cables that were presumably used to power the room. These cables were infamous for causing the death of former employee Frank Grimes due to his insanity causing him to grab the wires while delusional and mockingly referring to himself as Homer Simpson.
Sector 12
This is a sector that appeared in the episode The Crepes of Wrath where Homer's exchange student son, Adil Hoxha is wanting to see the plant's plutonium isolation model so that he can send photos to the Albanian government. Lenny states that it is located on the third floor, near the candy machines.
Cooling Towers
The plant has two Cooling Towers. They are the same color with the design of an atom with its nucleus and electrons pictured. Coffee mugs, pencil holders and other cylindrical based shapes can be seen around the plant in the style of the cooling towers. In one incident, Homer and Mindy Simmons took an elevator that carried them to the top of one of the cooling towers and sent homer plummeting down a dangerous drop. The only logical reason there might be an elevator in a cooling tower is some sort of punishment used on the employees.
Executive Building
The Executive Building, or Sector 22-F, is a building in the back of the power plant. It features a bowling alley, open bar, and maids. Accountants work there.
Mr. Burns' office
Mr. Burns' office is located at the top floor of the plant. His office contains multiple trap doors that drop unwanted visitors far from the office (at least one of which contains a pool filled with electric eels; another one contains alligators) and suction tubes from the ceiling that can send people to an area in the Middle East, that, according to Smithers, was there even before Burns worked at the plant and that not even Burns realized where it went. When Smithers temporarily taking control of the Nuclear Power plant due to Burns being arrested, accidentally activated the trap door while he was standing on it trying to move his items into the office, only to emerge back in the room shortly afterward. Burns' desk hides several buttons that can trigger the traps in the room, release attack hounds, and also call security. There is a small array of security screens on the wall, and the bookcases conceal an escape pod and a germ-proof vault. Burns' office also contains a stuffed mounted polar bear that conceals a secret access-way, or 'corpse hatch'/'innocence tube' that leads to the sewers. Burns used it to dump the body of Smithers' father after he was killed while preventing a core meltdown many years ago due to wanting to create his own conspiracy theory from their being "all the rage" at the time. There is also a balcony behind the huge window.
Cafeteria
The Plant cafeteria is where the Nuclear Power Plant staff have their lunches. There is a rotating cake tray which is turned by a man pushing a lever on a giant wheel and axle a few meters underneath the Cafeteria.
Decontamination Showers
A shower room where the staff members of the Plant wash themselves at the end of each work day. It was once shown that these showers have a tendency to spout fire.
Auditorium
The Nuclear Power Plant has a large auditorium where awards to staff members are given and company-wide meetings are held.
Employee Break Room
A break room is where most staff spend their coffee breaks. The room is usually stocked with coffee and donuts. There is a bulletin board on the wall that has a poster showing how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.
Plant Operations Center
Homer uses a deformed fish to gain entry to the room (the security machine mistook to the fish for Mr. Burns). Homer attempts to release a mixture of "spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken" into the air-conditioning system. He is stopped by FBI Agent Annie Crawford, but Lisa manages to trigger the machine anyway. It is to no avail even though as revealed that the air-conditioning system is broken.
History
Apparently, the plant was built and opened in 1968 by Mr. Burns and Waylon Smithers, Sr. Funding for construction of the plant came from a child's fundraiser that Homer attended with his dog Bongo in 1966. Twelve-year-old Homer, a young Moe, Lenny, and Carl camped out near the plant as it suffered a nuclear meltdown and almost burned down. However, Smithers Sr. had sacrificed himself to prevent the destruction of the plant and essentially saved the city, only for Homer later on to find his corpse down the Springfield River, which is the outlet for nuclear waste.
Apparently, in 1974, the plant opened again and advertised employee pamphlets to Springfield High School, one that Homer took. However, he disregarded the idea and threw the pamphlet out. In 1980, six years later, he considered getting a job at the plant after hearing they payed well, to support his new wife Marge. However, he failed the job interview as a young Smithers tested the employee tryouts. Then Homer applied again, only more objectively and dramatically, something that impressed the plant's owner, Mr. Burns. He got the job asa nuclear technician, but ten years later, he was fired and rehired asa safety inspector (a decision that doomed the plant in itself).
In 1991, due to safety inspector Homer Simpson's neglect, the plant almost suffered a meltdown. However, after some guessing, Homer saved the plant using a manual override button. Later that year, Burns briefly lost control of the power plant when he sold it to the representatives of an unnamed German conglomerate. However, he purchased it from the Germans because it was his ownership over the plant that gave him power over ordinary men.
In 1995, the plant once became bankrupt after the shooting of Mr. Burns. However, when Burns revived, he payed the mortgages and taxes on the plant, effectively saving it from becoming government property.
Ideas to Improve The Plant
When the Plant held a competition for children to come up with ideas for the power plant, Frank Grimes tricked Homer into entering it. Some competitors who entered were Ralph Wiggum, who entered a dream house, and Martin Prince, who entered a futuristic power plant. Homer added flaps to lower wind, and red and green stripes (that he and Mr. Burns felt were pretty "sharp"). He eventually won, leading Frank Grimes to have an outburst over the stupidity of the plant's employees.
Founder
Charles Montgomery Burns (1966 - 1968)
Owner
Charles Montgomery Burns (1968-present)
Canary Montgomery Burns (Released)
EMPLOYEES
Homer Simpson (formerly)
Lenny Leonard (formerly)
Jay G (formerly)
An unnamed German conglomerate (formerly)
Waylon Smithers, Jr.
Homer Simpson
Lenny Leonard
Carl Carlson
Ms. Finch
Tibor
Bernie
Kathy
Smitty
Joe
Pops Freshenmeyer
Dr. Olberman (scientist)
Al Simmons (executive)
Unnamed dog
Unnamed
Unnamed
Unnamed
Inanimate carbon rod
Unnamed bathroom cleaner
Joey Crusher (hired goon)
Lowblow (hired goon)
Charlie (supervisor)
Eugene Fisk (supervisor)
Unnamed (supervisor of Homer)
Unnamed
Power plant employees
Former employees
Marge Simpson (Fired)
Larry Burns
Jack Marley
Mindy Simmons
Ted
Robert Marlow (accounts man)
Unnamed
Unnamed
Unnamed
Stewart (duck)
Brick (brick)
Karl (Homer's assistant) (Fired)
Zutroy (supervisor)
Frank Grimes †
Waylon Smithers, Sr. †
Unnamed
Chip Davis †
Darryl Strawberry
Don Mattingly
Mike Scioscia
Ozzie Smith
Jose Canseco
Roger Clemens
Steve Sax
Ken Griffey, Jr.
Wade Boggs
Non Canon
Ssi 5 The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed.
Video Games
Bart vs. the Space Mutants
The Nuclear Power Plant acted as the final level for the game, with it factoring into the titular aliens' plans of creating their ultimate weapon. They were to steal several carbon rods from the nuclear power plant, with Bart and his family trying to retrieve the carbon rods. Ultimately they succeeded in thwarting the aliens' plans, with the aliens, gaining some respect for Bart's prowess, rewarding him by carving an image of Bart on Mt. Rushmore.
The Simpsons Arcade
The Nuclear Power Plant, or more specifically, Mr. Burns' office, was the final level in the game, where the Simpsons Family fought against Smithers and Mr. Burns (the latter via a mech).
The Simpsons Bowling
The Nuclear Power Plant, or more specifically, Sector 7G, made a brief appearance where it had alarms blaring warning of a core breach, while Homer's chair was unoccupied save for a sign saying "Gone Bowling".
Virtual Bart
The Power Plant appears in the beginning of the level "Post-Apocalypse", where it was the reason why the level appeared as a post-apocalyptic wasteland due to a meltdown.
The Simpsons Road Rage
The power plant acted as a stop on the map of the same name, or rather, the entrance and cooling towers did. In addition, one of the missions had Bart drive Homer back to the power plant to sneak him back in without getting caught by Mr. Burns due to Homer skipping out to watch a baseball game, while another mission had Snake Jailbird smash 20 containers of nuclear waste while on parole as part of his "community service."
The Simpsons Hit and Run
The power plant was first mentioned in the first level with the mission S-M-R-T, where Marge assured Homer he can go to work after he delivers Lisa's school project to her, much to his chagrin, as he didn't even want to leave the house. It was also mentioned at the ending of the aforementioned mission, where Lisa told Homer that Marge called and wanted to talk to him about something important before he heads off to work, with Homer reacting in the usual manner. In the leadup to the mission "Office Spaced" as well as the mission itself, Homer has to destroy Smithers' limo via the Plow King (whom he borrowed from an inebriated Barney) to prevent him from discovering his scorpion farm (as not only was Homer late for work, but the day also happened to be his work evaluation day by Smithers). After blowing up his convertible, Homer then headed over to work, though he was paranoid over the security camera due to thinking sexy girls will watch him while he sleeps, and decided to destroy the power source for the cameras. After doing so, he then tried to take a nap, although Mr. Burns announced that it was time to go home before he could get the chance, much to Homer's chagrin. Homer later passed through the plant to tail a mysterious black van. He later returned to the plant to try and persuade a drunk Carl Carlson to help him spy on and expose Mr. Burns, although he ultimately had to race Smithers due to his possibly overhearing him.
Although no missions occurred at the plant directly in level 4, Marge does pass through the plant a few times in some of the missions.
It also appeared in Level 7, playing a vital role for the final levels: First, Homer went there to meet with Professor Frink after tailing an alien probe car, where he learned of the Rigellians' weakness: Nuclear Waste, with his proceeding to use various nuclear waste and various cars to take out the mothership over Springfield Elementary School. He also briefly visited the plant to ask Mr. Burns for the locations of Nuclear Waste buried around Springfield.
The Future
It is revealed that the plant is going to eventually upgrade the number of cooling towers (and possibly reactors) from two to at least five, perhaps as a response to the future growth of Springfield or its energy demand.
A Dec in the future, Lenny and Carl have been promoted to the executive board, while Milhouse Van Houten has become a supervisor. The plant is operated mainly by robots, but Homer still retains his familiar position at Sector 7G.
It is also known that it will have many lawsuits, as written in the billboard at the entrance ("Still operating, despite lawsuits").
Treehouse of Horror series
In the final segment of "Treehouse of Horror II", Homer is fired from nuclear plant after sleeping on the job.
Behind the Laughter
The design and folly of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is often rumored to be based on the real life Trojan Nuclear Power Plant near Matt Groening's home town of Portland, Oregon, or the Hanford Site in southeastern Washington. However, Antonia Coffman, Groening's publicist, has said that the Springfield plant's design is generic and that "the Springfield Nuclear Power plant was not based on the Trojan Plant or any other power plant in the country." Trojan Nuclear Power Plant opened in 1976 and was infamous for its poor construction and maintenance, resulting in steam generator leaks which ultimately caused the plant to close in 1993 (although other plants replaced theirs). The cooling tower of the Trojan nuclear power plant was finally demolished on May 21, 2006.
Nico: Holy shit! This nuclear power plant they had was an abomination! It violated every safety code in the book.
Lincoln: They use Plutonium rods as paperweights!? That's crazy!
Lana: And they had luminous rats because of the radiation!? That is an abomination! Pipes and drums leaking radioactive waste? That is terrible mechanics.
Laney: The disposal of waste in a children's playground? That is barbaric!
Lisa Loud: Cracked cooling towers fixed with chewing gum? That is an absolute abomination of safety.
Lucy Loud: Skeletons in the basement? That is a waste of good corpses.
Lisa Loud: Dangerously high Geiger counter readings around the perimeter of the plant? That is absolute madness!
Lana: Flashing red alert signs being ignored by the employees? That is a really bad operation.
Lincoln: The creation of a mutant subspecies of three-eyed fish and a horrific giant spider? That is sick!
Nico: No kidding. That plant may have been the center of the Town, but it violated every safety code in the book.
Bart: Ay Caramba!
Greta Wolfcastle: No kidding.
Nataša: It got what it deserved.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja.
Girl Jordan: Hey guys. I just finished making the wanted posters for the Springfield Scumbag 16.
Nico: Cool!
Girl Jordan showed everyone and it was a Wanted By The FBI Poster with the faces of The Springfield Scumbag 16 on it and there was a huge bounty on it for $200 Vigintillion. That's 200 with 63 zeroes. THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!
Nico: (Whistles!) That is a massive bounty. It's perfect. Great job G.J.
Earth: Yeah. Good work. Now the people are gonna hunt down each of the Springfield Scumbags and bring them to justice.
Jessie K.: By the way Nataša, me and Lily like the band Sabaton too.
Nataša: Wow! I'm glad you do.
Jessie K.: Yep. It's a really awesome band that does songs all about all of the battles and events of German History.
Lily: Really educational and interesting.
Nico: That's right. It taught us a lot about the history of Germany.
Vince: It's really amazing.
Hunter: Danke und yes. Germany is an amazing place.
Matthias: (German Accent) Ja. It sure is.
Carol: We actually went to Germany on our worldwide adventure and we learned so much there.
Lincoln: We sure did. And we loved eating all the sausage.
Lori: And the clocks made in Bavaria are literally beautiful.
Leni: They are totes amazing.
I came in after getting done with meditating.
Me: Hey guys.
Nico: Hey J.D. How was meditation?
Me: Peaceful.
Laney: Awesome.
Qin: Cool. It's really cool learning a lot about the world and how a lot of events in history went down.
Nico: It sure is Qin.
Me: We learned so much from many places.
Naruto: We sure did.
Nico: Hey I think I have an idea on who the next target of the Goosebumps Monster Busters shall be.
Nico went over to his Goosebumps books and pulled out a book. It was Piano Lessons Can Be Murder.
William: Piano Lessons Can Be Murder?
Nico: Well, that's not accurate. Piano lessons can't kill someone. But the piano itself can.
Me: That's true. I've seen a lot of crazy cartoons where they get the piano dropped onto them.
Vince: Like in Roger Rabbit.
Courage: And like with what happened when I was dreaming about the Old West.
Francesca: I remember that.
Me: And in all kinds of cartoons that we know. But a piano can kill someone if it's thrown.
Me: It sure can. Grand pianos weigh 1,200 pounds.
Lori: Wow! That is really heavy!
Luna: No kidding dude!
Sam S.L.: That is really heavy.
Me: No kidding. But that story is a creepy one. It's about a ghost that haunts a piano.
Shaggy: A GHOST!?
Scooby lept into Shaggy's arms and whimpered.
Nico: Yep.
Me: We have our next target. Lets head to New Goshen, Connecticut.
Shaggy: Like, no way! Uh uh! Forget it!
Scooby Doo: Not on your life.
Me: You two are a couple of big fat chickens.
Shaggy: Like, you got that right.
Scooby and Shaggy started clucking like chickens.
Me: What a pair of wusses.
Nico: Would you two go for a couple of my brand new Peanut Butter & Chocolate Scooby Snax?
Shaggy: Like oh boy!
Scooby: Reah!
Nico handed them two Scooby Snax and they loved them and spun around and turned into rockets and flew into the air and exploded into a dazzling display of fireworks and they landed in my hands.
Me: Wow! You two really like Nico's Scooby Snax.
Nico: It's a good paying job.
Shaggy: Like yeah. Lets go.
We were off.
NEW GOSHEN, CONNECTICUT
We were over in New Goshen, Connecticut.
Me: New Goshen, Connecticut.
Lana: It sure is cool here.
Me: You should see what it looks like during the Fall Turn. It's beautiful here during that time.
Nico: We got to look for Jerry Hawkins. He's the one that knows about the piano.
Me: Got it.
We went to the Hawkins mansion. It was a nice mansion that was just as nice as Nico's mansion.
Me: Wow. Jerry Hawkins has a nice mansion.
Nico: It's just as nice as my house back home.
Me: Yeah.
Jerry Hawkins came out.
Jerry Hawkins: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: Are you Jerry Hawkins?
Jerry Hawkins: I sure am. It's an honor. It's very nice to meet you all.
Me: Same to you Jerry. We came here to help you deal with a ghost.
Jerry Hawkins: It's in my piano. Follow me.
We went into the Hawkins mansion and it was a beautiful house.
Me: Your house is really nice Jerry.
Jerry Hawkins: Thanks J.D. It's not nearly as nice as your house though.
Me: Well we don't like to brag but you're welcome.
We then saw the piano.
Me: Is this it?
Jerry Hawkins: Yep.
Me: Really nice piano.
Nico: Still in really good shape.
Vince: And really authentic.
Carol: It sure is.
Sakura Avalon: (Whimpers) If it's haunted lets go.
Marinette: It's gonna be all right Sakura. I know you're scared of ghosts, but they usually are people like us that need help.
Me: That's right. If this piano is haunted then we have to figure out what the ghost wants and how to help whoever it is.
Lucy Loud: Let me work my magic.
Me: Lets do a seance.
Lucy Loud got some candles and contacted the spirit inside the piano.
Lucy Loud: Spirit of the Piano, come forth so that we may know what is troubling you.
We saw that it was the ghost of a woman and she had a beautiful look but her hands are missing.
Spirit: I have heard your call. The reason I'm haunting this house Jerry is because years ago, I used to live here and the person responsible took my hands when I died.
We gasped.
Me: They took your hands? That's weird.
Jerry Hawkins: Why would they do that?
Spirit: I don't have any idea.
Brittney: And you won't be at rest until the person that did this is brought to justice.
Spirit: Exactly.
Jerry Hawkins: I think I know who would do something like this. Mr. Toggle. He's our school janitor and he had a really unhealthy obsession with hands.
Me: Hmm. Let me see here.
I pulled up his information.
Mr. Toggle is first introduced as the janitor of The Shreek School. He is described by Dr. Shreek as a mechanical genius. When Jerry Hawkins first encounters him, Mr. Toggle offers to show him his workshop. Jerry accepts, and is shown the various incredible inventions he's been developing. When Jerry sees him next, Mr,. Toggle rescues him from Dr. Shreek, shutting him down, and revealing him to be another one of his robotic creations.
Mr. Toggle quickly turns on Jerry, and tells him he needs his hands. Toggle reveals he wants to make beautiful music without human error, but hands are too complex to build, so he takes them from living specimens. Before he can get Jerry, Toggle is dragged away by the ghosts of the former Shreek School students.
We gasped!
Me: That is just sick! He takes human hands and uses them on robots that he makes for perfect music? This guy is seriously fucked up to the core.
Nico: Really sick in the head.
Naruto: This guy belongs in a nuthouse like Arkham Asylum.
Me: I agree with you there bro. Lets see here.
I looked up his history even more and found out that 38 years ago, he escaped from a maximum security insane asylum in West Virginia that was shut down in 1994. His real name is John Mahoney Keystar and he was known as a notorious cannibalistic serial killer called the Hand-ibal Lector Killer. He kills his victims by strangling them to death and chops their hands off as a calling card. He took the hands for robots he was making to make the perfect music. He was diagnosed with Homicidal Schizophrenia and Schizo-affective personality disorder and he was found guilty of the murders and found to be criminally insane. He was found incompetent to face the death penalty and he was committed to the Trans-Alleghany Lunatic Asylum for life without parole for killing 20 people. But in 1982, he escaped and went into hiding under an assumed identity. No one has seen him ever since. The Lunatic Asylum was shut down in 1994 due to patient abuse and reopened as a tourist attraction.
We gasped in shock!
Nico: Mr. Toggle is an escaped nutcase!
Jerry Hawkins: So Mr. Toggle is an escaped lunatic from a nuthouse!? That explains why he had a nasty obsession with my hands.
Me: So he killed all those people just for their hands for the perfect music. This guy is seriously fucked up to the core.
Nico: No kidding.
Lincoln: We should kill this guy.
Me: Normally we would kill him because he's a danger to himself and to others but he escaped almost 40 years ago. We need to send him to the Saturn Insane Asylum.
Jerry Hawkins: He goes to my school as a janitor.
Bart: So he's like Groundskeeper Willie. He was an escaped Mental Patient and he was a janitor.
Homer: Geez.
Me: Yeah. Lets get him guys. You want to help us Jerry?
Jerry Hawkins: I would be honored.
Me: Awesome. Lets get him.
We went out to face him.
We went to the school and we saw that it was a nice place.
Me: Your school is nice Jerry.
Jerry Hawkins: Thanks.
We were looking for our target.
?: Jerry?
We saw a beautiful woman come out. It was Angelique.
Jerry Hawkins: Oh Ms. Angelique. I didn't expect to see you here.
Angelique: It's all right. Wow. Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you all.
Me: Pleasure to meet you too. We're looking for Mr. Toggle. The whole school is in danger. He's an escaped Insane Asylum patient that busted out of the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum 38 years ago.
Angelique: (Gasp) Oh no!
But then a Green flash of light happened and I saw Ben turn into RATH and he, Sora and Spiderman were fighting!
Rath: (to Spidey and Sora) LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN, SORA KIYO RAIGA AND PETER PARKER, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS SPIDERMAN! YOU TWO AREN'T GETTING CONTEMPTRA AS LONG AS RATH IS HERE!
Spiderman: Bring it on, Kitty Cat!
Sora: We'll fight you any day of the week!
Gwen Tennyson encased Rath in a sphere of mana and Venom restrained Spiderman and Riku and Kairi restrained Sora.
Nico: What's gotten into you guys!?
Me: Contemptra? (Realizes something)
I looked at Angelique and she changed! She was really CONTEMPTRA from episode 22 of Time Force!
Like all other mutants, Contemptra was created in the result of a chemical accident. She is a mutant with the unique power of mesmerize men and make them fall in love with her. A flashback showed that Contemptra attended one of Ransik's speeches. Before the events, she was captured by Time Force rangers and frozen in the Cryo-Prison.
In the twenty-minute episode, she was released and hired by Ransik to mesmerize the male rangers, while Ransik destroyed the city. Contemptra disguised herself as a human woman named Angelique. At first, she disguised herself as a damsel in distress, who cannot get her convertible started. Lucas at the time of washing cars, helps Angelique to activate her engine. But when he kisses her hand, she puts him under her love spell, promising to have a date. Then she disguised herself as nerdy techno freak and drives her remote control car into Trip, while he washed windows. She made Trip think she is crazy about technology and then hypnotized him with her bracelet and he agrees to go on a date. Later, she tries to hypnotize Wes, but her magic didn't work on him, because he has romantic feelings for Jen. But she hits him with her beam and puts her spell on him too and he agrees to go on a date. When the date begins, she makes the guys fight for her. Only Jen and Katie are left to protect the city. After the fight, Jen scolded Wes, Lucas and Trip and made them promise not seeing her again. But Wes broke his promise and secretly walked on the beach to date her. Lucas and Trip became furious and then started to fight to death for her. When Jen and Katie arrived, the villainess revealed her true form. Contemptra easily defeated Jen and Katie with her tentacles and energy blasts. Pink and Yellow rangers finally destroyed her bracelet and broke her spell, freeing the guys. Contemptra was defeated by a blast from Vortex blaster. Her chain of DNA was removed and she enlarged. In the giant battle Contemptra used her tentacles against the Megazord, but she was eventually defeated and frozen by Shadow Force Megazord.
Contemptra: Surprise!
Jen Scotts: Contemptra!
Contemptra: Its been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You seduced Lucas and Trip and made them fight over you!
Jerry Hawkins: Whoa! That is cool!
Contemptra: Thanks Jerry.
Me: But your magic didn't work on Wes because he was immune to it somehow.
Contemptra: You watched us on TV huh?
Me: Never missed an episode on TV or Netflix.
Contemptra just kissed me on the lips.
Contemptra: Now, J.D. Are you starting to love me?
Steam came out of my ears.
Me: Hubba hubba. But if you were human I would make you as one of my wives. I could get used to getting kissed by female villains.
Nico: (Snickering)
Me: But I can still make you human again Contemptra.
I fired a blast of energy and made Angelique a human again and separated Contemptra from her.
Angelique was unconscious and Varie went over to her and brought her to us.
Jen Scotts: Lets do it guys!
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric Myers: QUANTUM POWER!
The Time Force Rangers and Eric Myers transformed and the Time Force Rangers were ready.
Jerry Hawkins: WHOA! The Time Force Power Rangers!
Me: Yep. They are from the year 3000. Eric Myers is one of the Silver Guardians and he is the Quantum Ranger.
Jerry Hawkins: COOL!
Laney: It sure is awesome.
Me: We have all the ranger teams from over the course of 26+ years with us.
Jerry Hawkins: Whoa! That is awesome! But what about the Beast Morphers?
Me: We haven't met them yet. And the series for Beast Morphers hasn't finished yet.
Jerry Hawkins: Oh.
Me: Watch this.
We formed the Vortex Cannon.
Jerry Hawkins: Cool!
Me: VORTEX CANNON!
Me, Lori, Nico, Laney, Lily and the Time Force Rangers: FIRE!
We fired and the Vortex Cannon and the blast slammed into Contemptra and she exploded with incredible power!
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Contemptra was reduced to an action figure and Notacon removed the growth patch from Contemptra.
Notacon: You have caused enough trouble Contemptra.
Me: Well said Notacon.
I grabbed her and put her in a capsule that Katie got out.
Me: Good riddance to that mutant.
Then we heard clapping and we saw Professor Calamitous.
Me: Professor Calamitous.
Professor Calamitous: Yes it is I. Congratulations are in order for defeating Contemptra.
Me: Thanks.
Jerry Hawkins: Who is he?
Me: That's one of the Masters of Evil. His name is Professor Calamitous. He's the arch nemesis of Lisa Loud and Jimmy Neutron. Before Lisa Loud, he was the number 1 enemy of Jimmy Neutron in Retroville.
Jerry Hawkins: Whoa!
Me: Obviously you aren't here alone right?
Jimmy Neutron: That's right. You couldn't have come here alone, Calamitous, Who else is with you?
Calamitous: (chuckles) Why don't you look at the shadows?
Me: Huh?
We looked at our shadows and they moved and we saw a shape appeared and we saw Ivan Evans A.K.A. EBON!
Ebon, real name Ivan Evans, was a juvenile delinquent and gang banger from Dakota. He was affected by the Quantum Vapor, gaining a silhouette appearance and shadow-based powers. Ebon was one of Static's arch-enemies in his years as a young superhero. Desiring control, Ebon continually tried to recruit Bang Babies to join his Metahuman gang, the Meta-Breed.
Ivan Evans spent time in juvenile hall in his teens, and after getting out, he went straight back to his old life. He was a nobody, desperately trying to become big in crime. This led to arguments with his younger brother, Adam, and their father.
As any gang banger in Dakota, Ivan was at the docks at the night of the Big Bang. The gas changed him into a living shadow, and he named himself Ebon to reflect his inner darkness. Now that he had power, he started to build a gang around himself, the Meta-Breed, from which he became the leader. He "collected" those Bang Babies that were so horribly misshapen and deformed by the gas that they could not return to their old lives. His first clash with Static occurred when he tried to recruit track star Derek Barnett into the breed. He tried to get Static to join as well, but was rebuffed, and after Static persuaded Derek (now D-Struct) that being a criminal would only destroy what little chance of a future he had, suffered his first defeat at Static's hands.
Ebon was a bitter opponent of both Static and his brother, who had also been exposed to the gas and was now Rubberband Man. He first tried to frame Rubberband Man, giving him no option but to turn to crime, but was thwarted when Static exposed the scheme. He was also a staunch enemy of all attempts to revert the effects of the Big Bang, and tried to recreate the explosion twice. At first, he used Timezone to travel back to the Dakota riots, a gang bang even larger than the Docks fight, and stole a tanker full of the mutagen to start the Big Bang five years early.
With the cure sprayed into the atmosphere, Ebon lost his powers. Desperate not to be nothing again like he was before the Big Bang and enraged in the abandonment of his oldest ally, Talon, he teamed up with Hotstreak and several other Bang Babies to recreate the Big Bang once more. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, and Hotstreak stole the gas for himself. Ebon pursued him and the two fought, setting off the gas. Ebon and Hotstreak absorbed too much gas, fusing together into an abominable two-headed monster, which possessed both of their powers. They were defeated by Static and Gear, and were later lost at the bottom of the harbor. Their ultimate fate is unknown.
Powers and abilities
Ebon was a self-proclaimed master of shadow and darkness. After being affected by the Big Bang, Ebon became a living shadow, able to flatten against any surface and move silently and speedily wherever he wanted. He could glide along walls, slip under doors and through cracks, create portals to a location of his choosing, and travel from one shadow to another, as well as absorb other people or objects, carrying them with him. He also possessed inter-dimensional powers, allowing him to disappear in one spot and reappear in another, using this power to kidnap his victims. Ebon also had the ability to shape-shift his physical body, capable of shaping himself anyway he wants, much like his brother Rubberband Man, although Adam preferred to use his powers for good unlike Ebon.
Ebon's primary weakness was intense bright light, especially Static's intense electric powers, which could paralyze and temporarily obliterate Ebon's shadow form.
Me: Ebon!?
Ebon: Long time no see J.D.
Me: You got your shadow powers back. I take it Vypra brought you back as Ebon so you can be Lily's arch nemesis?
Ebon: That's right J.D. You did your homework.
Qin: Who is he?
Me: That's Ivan Evans A.K.A. Ebon. He was one of Static Shock's recurring enemies. He was also the leader of the Meta-Breed.
Rubberband Man: And he is also my brother.
Francis: Me, Teresa and Maria used to work for him.
Teresa: That's right. We were exposed to the same gas that gave us our powers. I was Talon and I had the appearance of a bird and sonic powers.
Francis: I was Hotstreak and I had fire powers.
Maria: And I was Aquamaria and I was made of pure water.
Rubberband Man: And I have super elasticity.
Qin: Wow!
Maria: Look, Ebon. If you're planning to get me, Francis, and Teresa to join you again...
Ebon: Actually, I'm not planning on doing that.
Teresa: You're not.
Ebon: (sighs) Believe it or not, I actually am impressed on how the three of you became stronger without me being there. I may have fought alongside you guys in the beginning. But I can see that you've all outgrown me.
Francis: Well, thanks.
Static: If that's the case, then you are you still in Vypra's gang?
Ebon: (chuckles) Because I really liked the good old days when you and I beat each other up!
Me: That's very mature of you Ivan. Now all the Loud Siblings have an Arch Nemesis in the Masters of Evil. Vypra did say that she was doing a special project where she would get each of the remaining Loud Kids an arch nemesis.
Ebon: Indeed.
Me: But there is one thing still unanswered. How did you get your powers back? We destroyed all of the Quantum Vapor gas by throwing it into the sun.
Ebon: Vypra had a barrel of it left and she used it to get my powers back.
Me: I see. Is she gonna bring back the rest of the Meta-Breed like Puff, Kangor and all the others?
Ebon: She will for some of your friends.
Me: I see. We'll see who is perfect for them later.
Then we heard Insane laughter and out came MR. TOGGLE!
Me: You must be Mr. Toggle. Or should I say John Mahoney Keystar?
Mr. Toggle: So you figured me out. I figured you would. Now I will kill you.
Me: You're under arrest Keystar. Now you come with us quietly or we'll kill you.
Mr. Toggle: NEVER!
Me: You're just a really fucked up lunatic!
Troy: Piano Lessons don't kill you, Toggle. But we will!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Secret 5 Force!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Secret Squadron Five Force from 1975.
Me: Lets dance.
Lily: I'll take Ebon.
Me: I'll take Toggle.
Lisa: And I'll take on Calamitous.
We went at them.
Battle 1: Lily VS Ebon.
Lily, Inque and Rubberband Man were facing Ebon.
Lily: This is gonna be interesting facing a man of the black shadows.
Ebon: Glad you are amused Lily.
Lily went at him and punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach. Lily fired a blast of water and drenched him all over and Rubberband Man punched him in the face and Inque lashed him all over with a whip of ink.
Lily: Also I learned so many new tricks from our journeys. OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: THE ARABIAN DANCE OF FANTASIA!
Lily floated in the air and the beautiful symphony of the Arabian Dance by Tchaikovsky played and a wave of water fired at Ebon and formed into the beautiful fish from Fantasia and they slammed into him and knocked him down.
Rubberband Man: Wow! That was beautiful Lily!
Inque: Very well done.
Lily: Thanks.
Battle 2: Lisa VS Professor Calamitous
Lisa, Stewie and Bowser Jr. were facing Professor Calamitous.
Lisa: You still have no idea what to expect from challenging a being of superior intelligence such as myself.
Professor Calamitous: We shall see about that Lisa.
Bowser Jr.: Lets see then.
Stewie: Indeed.
Professor Calamitous then donned his Calamibot suit.
Lisa went at him and fired a blast of lightning and Bowser Jr. and Stewie fired blasts of fire and energy lasers and they hit the Calamibot and destroyed it in a powerful explosion.
Battle 3: Mr. Toggle
I went at Mr. Toggle and punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and kneed him in the chin and sent him crashing into a locker. Mr. Toggle whistled and out came a robot he made. It was Dr. Shreek!
Jerry Hawkins: Dr. Shreek!
Me: Take another look Jerry.
I fired an energy blast and it slammed into Dr. Shreek and exploded.
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The explosion blew him into pieces and he was reduced to flaming metal parts.
Me: He was a robot with real severed hands.
Jerry Hawkins: You're a monster Toggle!
I punched Toggle in the face and we regrouped and Nico kicked him in the face and Naruto slammed a Rasengan into his back and sent him crashing into the lockers.
Lori: This freak literally disgusts me! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: SMETANA MOLDAU!
Lori fired a wave of wind and it turned into the Moldau River from the Czech Republic and it slammed into Mr. Toggle and blew him around all over.
Me: Whoa! That was awesome Lori!
Nataša: That was the Moldau river from the Czech Republic.
Me: Whoa! That was amazing!
Hunter: Ja.
Nemo: It sure was cool though.
Me: Yep.
Ben: Time for some predator power!
Ben then turned into a new predator! It was QUARZILLA! He looked like a crystal dinosaur. He was blue and he had crystals for claws and spines and he had crystal shoulders and he had crystal spines on his tail.
Ben: QUARZILLA!
Me: Whoa! That is a new one!
Shanan: Whoa! That is a Antrosapien from the planet Petropia! They are the natural predators of the Petrosapiens. Diamondhead's species.
Nico: Whoa! I didn't know that Petrosapiens had predators.
Laney: Me neither. That is a cool one!
Carol: He looks like a mixture of Space Godzilla and a Tyrannosaurus.
Vince: Now that I think about it, he sure does.
Quarzilla: Watch.
He fired a massively loud sonic squeal and it slammed into Mr. Toggle and blew him back an incredible distance and he crashed into more lockers.
Me: Wow! That was loud!
Nico: No kidding!
Me: Lets get him with some teamwork!
Breakdown: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his concussion cannon 100-fold.
Xion: This is gonna be good! DISNEY CYBER KEY POWER!
The Disney Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her powers 100-fold.
Breakdown and Xion: 14 STARS CONCUSSION STRIKE!
Breakdown fired a blast of energy and Xion fired 14 stars that were those of 14 elemental forces and they slammed into Mr. Toggle and exploded.
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Mirage: Time for some action! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Electro Disruptor Gun 100-fold.
Sailor Moon: This is gonna hurt. MOON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Moon Cyber Planet Key went into Sailor Moon's right arm device and enhanced her powers 100-fold.
Mirage and Sailor Moon: LIGHTNING TIARA MAGICSTRIKE!
Mirage fired a lightning blast and Sailor Moon threw her tiara and the lightning merged with it and it slammed into Mr. Toggle and exploded with incredible power.
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Flash Man: This will stop you.
Shocker: Yes it will!
Flash Man used his Time Stopper and Shocker fired a blast of lightning.
Flash Man and Shocker: LIGHTNING TIME STRIKE!
The blasts combined and they slammed into Mr. Toggle and electrocuted him all over.
Sailor Mercury: Lets see how he handles this!
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) Lets show no mercy Amy.
Sailor Mercury fired a blast of water and Sophie fired her Poisonfang blast.
Sailor Mercury and Sophie Casterwill: ACID MAELSTROM FANG!
The blasts combined and drenched Toggle all over and burned him.
Sailor Mars: Feel the fire!
Arkayna: This is gonna really hurt!
Sailor Mars and Arkayna fired blasts of fire.
Sailor Mars and Arkayna: FIRESTORM BURNING BURST!
The blasts hit and burned him all over and it really hurt.
Sailor Venus: This is gonna really hurt.
Piper (Storm Hawks): Lets do it!
Piper fired a massive blast of fire and Sailor Venus fired an energy chain.
Sailor Venus and Piper (Storm Hawks): VENUS FIRE CHAINSTRIKE!
The chain and blast slammed into him and exploded.
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Sailor Jupiter: You are gonna pay for your crimes Toggle!
Ben then turned into Turtlendenser.
Ben: TURTLENDENSER!
Sailor Jupiter and Turtlendenser fired blasts of lightning.
Sailor Jupiter and Ben as Turtlendenser: LIGHTNING DRAGONSTORM ELECTROCUTION!
The blasts combined and turned into a deadly dragon of lightning and it slammed into him and electrocuted him all over.
Me: Time to finish this freak for good!
Sailor Saturn: Now, let me show you guys how a piano can kill someone! SATURN GLAIVE BLADESTRIKE!
Sailor Saturn fired a barrage of purple energy blades and they cut Toggle all over.
Sakura Avalon: This is for hurting so many people! CLOW CARD SPIRIT STRIKE!
Sakura Avalon called upon the spirits of the Clow Cards and they slammed into Toggle and smashed and burned him all over the place.
Lucy Loud: You will know what true fear is like. BLACK LIGHTNING NIGHTMARE SHOCK!
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and it hit Toggle and electrocuted him and destroyed his sanity even further as he was seeing his worst fears come to life.
Hunter: You will never be welcome here. GERMANY FIRESTORM BURN!
Hunter fired blasts of fire and they turned into the colors of the Germany Flag and they burned Toggle all over the place.
Matthias: (German Accent) Und you will be forever tormented! GERMANY FIRESTORM BLAST!
Matthias fired a blast of fire that turned into the flag of Germany and it slammed into Toggle and exploded.
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Jerry Hawkins: This is for killing so many people and tormenting many others! MUSIC SYMPHONIC MEGA STRIKE!
Jerry fired a massive wave of music and it slammed into Toggle and exploded and knocked him out.
Laney then wrapped him in a strait-jacket and brought him to us.
Ebon: (to Static) The Meta Breed's days may be done, Static. But me and Shiv are back in action!
Calamitous: And now that you've all seen the villains Dark Spicer has restored, the true battles are just beginning!
Ebon then makes a portal with his powers. Then, he and Calamitous walked through the portal before it closed.
Me: We have that to look forward to. (To Toggle) You will pay for your crimes Toggle. You are a monster that needs to rot in the darkest cell we have in the Saturn Insane Asylum. And here's something you should know.
I took a deep breath and screamed in his face!
Me: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING WHORE!
Poromon and Poliwag: CUTE RUSH!
Poromon and Poliwag jumped onto me and knocked me down and started patting my head.
Poromon: Calm down J.D. Think happy thoughts.
Poliwag: Yeah just go to your happy place.
Me: Right sorry. (Calms down) Ahh. That feels comforting.
Nico: Wow! That works really well. Great job you two.
Jerry Hawkins: It was so awesome helping you all.
Nico: Glad you had a good time Jerry. You did a great job.
Jerry Hawkins: Thanks Nico. (To the viewers) These guys are just that awesome! They are a great help to everyone.
Mr. Toggle was brought to justice and he was sentenced to spend eternity in the Saturn Insane Asylum in the supermax level under constant guard. Jerry Hawkins is now a member of the Goosebumps Monster Busters. The people that Toggle killed were avenged and their spirits went to the Afterlife so they can rest in piece.
THE END
Another Fanfiction and Goosebumps monster done.
Piano Lessons Can Be Murder was a strange one but it was really cool! Next up is The Ghost Next Door and we are turning into Jennifer Love Hewitt from Ghost Whisperer. It's awesome. NicoChan11 and ArchangelOfJustice12 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is the awesome movie Sinbad from 2003. Get ready for an adventure on the high seas as we journey to help Sinbad the legendary sailor take down the evil goddess Eris!
See you all tomorrow.
