At the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom, Lily was working at the grill very hard. She was humming Nautical Songs to herself as she was cooking Krabby Patties.
Lily: (Humming Drunken Sailor)
SpongeBob came in taking the trash out.
Lily: Ahoy SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey Lily. Just taking out the trash.
Lily: Okay.
SpongeBob went outside and took out the trash and he saw Squidward.
Spongebob: Squidward! What are you doing here?
Squidward (smirks): Oh, I was enjoying some time off from the Insane Asylum when I just happened upon this embarassing photo of you from the Christmas party. (shows Spongebob the picture)
It showed that during a Christmas Party from long ago that SpongeBob kissed Gary full on the mouth while in a drunken stupor caused by Egg Nog.
Spongebob: What?! Squidward, you can't-
Squidward: Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. After all, you have been saying that you and I are friends. So, what are friends for, right?
Spongebob: Thanks, Squidward!
Squidward: You know what else friends do for each other? Help each other out whaen they need it. Unless, you'd rather have me show the world this picture.
SpongeBob gulped.
Later Maria and the Neptune Crusaders were eating Krabby Patties.
Varie: Mmm. Love Krabby Patties.
Squidward came in humming the theme from House Fancy.
Maria: Squidward, what the Hell are you doing back here?
Squidward: Well, I may not work here anymore. But I can still eat here as a customer. (to Spongebob) Spongebob, tell Lily that I'd like one Krabby Patty with just cheese on it. No vegetables.
Spongebob: (Squidward's about to reach into his pocket) Right away! (to Lily) Lily, can you please make one Krabby Patty with just cheese and no vegetables for Squidward?
Lily: (suspicious) Sure thing, Spongebob.
Lily got to making it.
Maria and everyone weren't falling for it and they saw through his ruse.
Maria: Alright, Stupid Squidward! The jig's up!
Squidward: (annoyed) Didn't I tell you to get better insults for me?
Nico: How about you shut the fuck up and hand over that mind control picture?
Squidward: (amused) Mind control picture?
Cleo: Yeah! Every time you touch it, Spongebob seems to do whatever you tell him to do.
Spongebob: (nervously) What are you talking about, Cleo? I'm simply helping Squidward out because he's the greatest.
Squidward: What he said.
Bai Tza: What have you done to Spongebob? He would never admit that you're the greatest!
Nico: Yeah you talentless loser!
Lana grabbed the photo!
Lana: Got it!
They saw the photo!
Nico: What the!?
Sandy: (Southern Accent) Is that SpongeBob kissing Gary?
Squidward: (shows photo out in the open) Look, everyone! Spongebob's kissing Gary on the mouth in the Christmas party! (laughs)
Spongebob: (cries) It's true! I did kiss Gary on the mouth! But I couldn't help it! I was drunk on Egg Nog! I'll understand if you guys want to stop being my friends and never talk to me again.
Lily: No SpongeBob. We're not gonna think that.
Maria: SpongeBob, we're not going to stop being your friends.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, lad! We all have embarassing moments. Remember when I molted when I was supposed to hang out with me Navy Buddies?
Sandy: Or when everyone saw me without my fur coat?
Lily: Really Sandy?
Sandy: Yeah Plankton stole my pelt.
Lily: Stupid microbe.
Nico: But SpongeBob you aren't the only one that did crazy things while being drunk. J.D. drank a lot of beer on Saint Patrick's day and Poromon and Poliwag were drunk and it was crazy.
SpongeBob: Wow.
Ebon, Vexen and Hydro Man came in.
Ebon: (glares at Squidward) What you did was low. Even for you.
Lily: Ebon!?
Lana: Vexen!?
Luna: Hydro man!? What are you three doing here?
Ebon: We heard about what Squidward did. Maria probably already told you about what I don't like in the Meta-Breed right?
Lily: Yeah we heard about that.
Maria: I told them all that.
Ebon: Good.
Squidward: Oh, c'mon! You three have done things just as bad!
Vexen: (disgusted) It's true that we have. But we've never blackmailed anyone!
Harold: LETS RUN STUPID SQUIDWARD OUT OF TOWN!
The people held up torches and pitchforks and Squidward ran for his life as an angry mob chased him.
Hydro Man: Just let Squidward go, guys. Like I said before, he can go on the run for the rest of his life for all I care.
Mr. Krabs: Fair point. Now, how about we forget all this happened have some free Krabby Patties?
Hydro Man: (amused) You're even inviting me, Vexen, and Ebon?
Mr. Krabs: Sure. You guys are frenemies and you are welcome regardless.
Ebon: Thanks Mr. Krabs.
Lily got to cooking.
Maria: By the way, how did Squidward get a picture like this?
Patrick: Oh uh I had it in my Secret Box.
Lana: Secret Box?
Patrick: Yeah. I didn't know Squidward had it. He must've taken it when I wasn't looking.
Nico: That is strange.
SpongeBob: I can't believe I was like that.
Lana: Lots of people drink all the time and it's not pleasant.
Cleo: Yeah.
Nico: Yeah it's not pretty.
Luna: But what Squidward did was low.
Rikki: Yeah.
Lily came out with a big pile of Krabby Patties and they got to eating.
Ebon: (Eats one) Mmm. Lily you are a good chef.
Lily: Thanks Ebon.
Hydro Man: Delicious.
Vexen: They are delicious.
Maria: Lily is a great fry cook like SpongeBob.
They had a good lunch.
Later at Lynn's Table on land in Gotham Royal York, the restaurant was doing really well and Lincoln was doing a good job as always. Lynn Sr. was out on a business trip and he hired a substitute boss for him to take over while he was away. It was Flip's younger brother Flop. He was the total antipode of his brother Flip.
[The customers are eating food, Flop is painting a picture and Lori is manning the cash register.]
Flop: Finished! At last. [Shows the picture to everyone and Lincoln, who is now at the chef's window] What do you guys think of my masterpiece?
Lincoln: [reading the sign] New business hours: 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.
Lori: What?! That is literally totally unfair!
Lincoln: Lori's right. That's totally unfair! Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6:00 a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or- [Lori zips up the chef's window]
Lori: Zip it! [Flop places the sign on the front window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street]
Flop: What the...?! [The Pasta Bowl now displays a sign in front saying that it is "now open 23 hours"] The Pasta Bowl open 23 hours?!
Me: Looks like Ophelia is raising the stakes.
Flop: So, that little piece of rotten meat Ophelia Shroud thinks she can stay open longer than me, does she? [A customer walks up to him, tray in hand]
Fred: Sure. I don't know. Why not?
Flop: Well, she's wrong!
Fred: Oh, okay. Sure.
Flop: As of now, Lynn's Table is open 24 hours! [Lincoln's head bursts through the wall, in the place where the chef's window used to be]
Lincoln: Did you hear that, Lori? We get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home! I've got to pinch myself, because I must be dreaming. [Lincoln exits the punctured hole in the wall and stands flat on the floor. He starts pinching himself twice, then yells in pain. He pinches himself again and yells again, then does it four more times. After a brief pause, he pinches himself yet again] Well, I'm not dreaming.
Me: I've got a really bad feeling about this.
[Switch to a telescope view of the front window of Lynn's Table. Flop walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!]
Ophelia Shroud was watching.
Ophelia Shroud: [behind the telescope] Open 24 hours, eh? I knew former employee of mine couldn't resist staying open later than me. [She starts walking into the Pasta Bowl] My evil plan is working perfectly. He'll run his employees into the ground, and when Lincoln's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, I'll get him to tell me the all of Lynn Sr.'s recipes and all of Lisa's inventions! [Laughs evilly. She notices after a while that her computer, Selena is not laughing with her] Why aren't you laughing?
Selena: I've heard this joke before. [Scene switches to Lynn's Table. Flop is standing near the cash register with a cowbell and beater in his hands]
Flop: All right, everybody. Lynn's is entering day 3 of non-stop service! Let's give it up for day 3! [The camera shows the customers of Lynn's Table eating their food and not being swayed by Flop's excitement] Yee haw! Day 3!
Lincoln: [inside the kitchen, holding a plate of Lynn-Sagna] Lynn-Sagna, I don't care if we have to stay open until the day after the end of time. As long as I am with you, I am complete. [Fire fills the screen as the episode transitions to the outside of Lynn's Table. It then cuts to the inside, where Flop still is holding the cowbell]
Flop: Day 10 of non-stop service!
Lori: [exhausted] Flop, can I go home yet?
Flop: No one goes home!
Lori: [points to the bags under her eyes] Look at these bags under my eyes; even my bags literally have bags! [The camera shows a closely detailed picture of Lori's drowsy eyes, and a man screams.]
Flop: Quit your bellyaching, Lori; you don't hear Lincoln complaining, do you?
Lincoln: [cooking different foods in the kitchen] L-Y-N-N S-A-G-N-A, says I.
Flop: You could learn a few things from that boy.
Lori: My brother is so adorable when he does that. [Lincoln starts kissing some of the food with love]
Flop: He is a good brother. All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. [Lori drops over and starts snoring. Shroud, tiny and wearing a tight black suit, descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at Lincoln]
Shroud: Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion! But with a little more pressure, the sponge will crack like an egg [clenches fist], and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. [Slurps and then does an evil laugh. Flop notices Shroud, but since she is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Shroud is a small insect]
Flop: Eww! A spider bug. [Flop squishes her and the scene changes to the Pasta Bowl a while later. Shroud is on the phone, ordering an item from Lynn's Table]
Shroud: Oh come on! [Flop finally picks up on the other line]
Flop: Lynn's Table! The restaurant that never closes. Would you like to place an order? [We hear a muffled sound from Flop's phone] 10,000 Lynn-Sagna's?! We'll start your order right away, Ms...uh, uh...What was that name again? [Muffles coming from the phone. Flop writes his information on a piece of paper] Uh huh...Selena Hroud. Wait a minute, this isn't some kind of prank, is it?
Shroud: Eh...no.
Flop: Good! We'll call you when it's ready, Ms. Hroud. [Flop bursts through the kitchen door, and starts yelling orders at Lincoln] Kick it into high gear Lincoln! We've got a big order! [Clutches Lincoln, who is staring into space] I'm counting on you, boy! I need you to raise that spatular! [Lincoln does so, enthusiastically] Yeah! And I need you to say, "Team Lynn's Table!"
Lincoln: Team Lynn's Table!
Flop: That's me boy! Now, make me 10,000 Lynn-Sagna's. [Lincoln's eyes swell up as Flop walks away] And no breaks!
Lincoln: [Ecstatic, giggles] Did you hear that, spatula? You, me and 10,000 Lynn-Sagna's. And the best part? No breaks! [Pinches himself] Wow! [Cut to a view of the the city]
Flop: Day 15! Give it up for day 15! [floats by as he hits the bell]
Lincoln: L-Y-N-N-S-A-G-N-A... [floats by, making six Lynn-Sagna's on the table, as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Shroud floats by as the setting transforms into the daytime. Shroud laughs menacingly. Lincoln floats by, putting sauce on one of four unfinished Lynn-Sagna's]
Lincoln: 1,322...
Flop: Day 23! Give it up for day 23! [floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Flop and Lincoln continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa]
Lincoln: 6,654...
Flop: Day 30!
Lincoln: 7,121... [Shroud floats by now. She laughs menacingly. Lynn-Sagna items float by]
Flop: Day...35...! [floating by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Flop and Lincoln continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa]
Lincoln: 8,659... [floats by]
Old Man Walker: Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa! [floats by, confusedly. The scene switches back to Lynn's Table. Flop appears extremely tired]
Flop: Day... [record scratch] anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.
Lori: [Breathing heavily next to a pile of Lynn-Sagna's] 43...! [Gasps, as the top of her head expands and shrinks. Lincoln places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]
Me: What the?
Flop: What the flimflam?! [Enters the kitchen and notices Lincoln looking like a wreck] What are you doing in here, kiddo? You're wasting all me food.
Me and Flop come in.
Me: Lincoln you don't look very good.
Flop: [Lincoln does not answer him] Boy? [Lincoln starts fighting the air with his spatula. Flip hits him on the back of his head]
Lincoln: [Drowsily] Oh, hey, Flop, hey J.D. When did you get here?
Me: Just a couple of seconds ago. Are you all right?
Lincoln: I think so.
Flop: Boy, I'm worried that... [Flop turns into a giant talking Lynn-Sagna] Got it?
Lincoln: [wiping his eyes] I'm sorry, Flop. Could you run that by me again?
Flop: Sure, I said I'm worried that... [He turns into a Lynn-Sagna again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking]
Lincoln: That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: [he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Flop] Stay back! I'm warning you!
Me: Lincoln's what's wrong!?
Flop: [Starts walking towards Flop] All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to... [Flop turns into Lynn-Sagna again]
Lincoln: No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy! [Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Lynn-sagnas!] Holy Shit! They're everywhere! [Runs screaming and knocks into a Lynn-Sagna, falling]
Lynn-Sagna: [looking at him] What?
Lincoln: [Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Lynn-Sagna's sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at Tom.]
Sally: I told you that shirt was hideous. [Lincoln screams again as Flop grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while Lincoln is digging his nails into the floor]
Lincoln: No, no! I want to live! [He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open] I want to live [He's dragged back inside. The camera shows Lori, exhausted. Camera then goes inside the kitchen] Flop, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Lynn-Sagna's.
Flop: [patting Lincoln's head] There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. [Hands Lincoln his spatula]
Lincoln: [repeating] Spatular.
Flop: [showing SpongeBob his grill and table] and here's the grill and table.
Lincoln: [repeating] Grill and table.
Flop: [Showing Lincoln some lasagna noodles in his hands] and here are some fresh lasagna... [Lincoln starts screaming again. When Flop pulls the patties away, Lincoln's scream lessens. He pulls the noodles out in front of him and continues pushing and pulling them forward]
Flop: Hmm, there may be a problem after all.
Lincoln: What does this mean?
Flop: It means there's something wrong with your head.
Me: I already have everyone coming.
Lincoln: Okay.
Nico and everyone else came in.
Nico: We got here as fast as we could. What's wrong with Lincoln?
Me: I don't know. He's saying that he sees giant killer Lynn-Sagna's out to kill him.
Laney: Whoa! That's crazy!
Sandman: That sure is crazy.
Electro: What's going on here?
Sandman: Hey, Max. What're you doing here?
Electro: Oh, I was just taking a walk through Gotham Royal York trying to find out what else has changed since I was last here. (frowns) And then I find out Lincoln's scared out his mind because of his dad's lasagna. The fuck is up with that?
Me: We don't really know.
Lisa Loud: This is bad. Lincoln is suffering from Sleep-Deprivation Induced Lasagnaphobia.
Me: What!? Lincoln how long have you gone without sleep!?
Lincoln: 43 days.
Nico: 43 days!? That's insane!
Electro: That's it! Someone has to knock some sense into Lincoln. And that someone's gonna be me! (to us) You guys try and stop me and I'm gonna electrocute all of you!
Lincoln: Go away, Electro! I'm hiding from my dad's lasagna.
Electro: Oh no! I'm not leaving this room until I can manage to snap you out of this lasagna fear!
Me: Max wait! Lincoln just needs some sleep. Let him get some sleep for a while.
Laney: And from the looks of things, Lori needs it too.
Lola: Yeah she looks like she's gonna die from exhaustion!
Me: I can't believe Flop was doing this to them!
Lily: This is exactly what Mr. Krabs did to SpongeBob and Squidward. They went 43 days without sleep because of Plankton's plan to get the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Lisa Loud: So that's it! This is Ophelia Shroud's doing.
Nico: What do you mean Lisa?
Lisa: Ophelia Shroud is using Sleep Deprivation on Lincoln and our firstborn elder sister by having Flop make them work tirelessly without a break so that she can get Lincoln to crack and reveal father's recipes and my inventions.
Me: That little brat!
Nico: But it won't work!
Me: Lets get Lincoln and Lori home so they can get some sleep. Also we've got a trial to get to. Joe Quimby goes on Federal Court.
I picked up Lincoln and Bobby picked up Lori.
Electro: Hey there, Flop. I'd like a word with you!
The next 5 minutes were filled with blasts of electricity and Flop's screams of pain.
Flop was later arrested by the police. Luckily Lynn Sr. got back just as Flop was arrested and he abolished the 24 hour work length. What Flop did violated many forms of labor laws.
Next Electro went to the Pasta Bowl.
Electro: (to Ophelia) Normally, Team Loud Phoenix Storm would be dealing with you right now. But today. I get to be the hero!
Electro zapped her all over the place for 10 minutes.
(The Peoples Court Theme plays.)
The trial of Joseph Quimby was on.
Bailiff: Calling the courtroom to attention in case number 72545827823-J People of the United States of America VS Mayor Joseph Quimby. Honorable Judge Katherine A. Rockell presiding.
Judge Katie Rockell came in.
Judge Katie: You may be seated.
We did so.
Katie Rockell: (to Ebon and Shiv) Aren't you my daughter's former teammates?
Shiv: Why, yes we are!
Ebon: Shiv, please don't say anything to push our luck in here.
Me: We invited the Masters of Evil to watch the trial your honor.
Katie Rockell: Ah. I see.
The trial was on and the Prosecution called many witnesses affected by Joe Quimby and his evil activities and the most damning testimony came from Girl Jordan's dad Dustin, Homer Simpson and the children of Springfield, Lori and many more. We've had a total of 20,000,000 witnesses come forward from all over the country and they were all impacted by Quimby's lies and deceit. This was the most witnesses in any trial ever known.
Me: Boy this has to be the most number of witnesses we've ever had in one trial your honor.
Katie Rockell: (Chuckles) I agree with you on that J.D.
Later the case went to the jury. It didn't take them long to reach a verdict.
Mr. Quimby: This is all a misunderstanding. I did not commit those crimes.
Me: Bullshit.
Judge Katie Rockell: Has the jury reached the verdict?
Jury: GUILTY!
Judge Katie Rockell: Very well. Any last words before I sentence you?
Mr. Quimby: I keep telling you I'm innocent I tell you.
Judge Katie Rockell: Like we'll believe that. As punishment for your actions you are hereby sentenced to death and you are hereby ordered to pay a restitution of $198,897,826,783,674,893,588,937,897,365,846,897,483,836,836,872 to the entire country!
Quimby widens his eyes in shock and horror! That was the amount of all the money he stole from the entire country.
Mr. Quimby: You can't do this to me! Think of the children! Think of the children!
Judge Katie Rockell: May God have mercy on your worthless soul.
She bangs her gavel three times.
In Washington D.C. we had Mayor Joe Quimby ready to die. Everyone had all kinds of protest signs shouting out various things and for Joe Quimby to die.
Me: Any last words, Joe Quimby?
Joe Quimby: I'm innocent!
Me: I think not.
Nico: Also here's what we think of your campaign.
Nico and Bart had shotguns ready and they were pointed at a car that had all kinds of Explosives and everything that said Vote Quimby on it. The car was full of Mayor Quimby's advertising stuff for electing him and it was be surrounded by tanks full of kerosene, propane, nitroglycerin, C4, napalm and all kinds of explosive stuff except for nukes.
Nico: This is what we think of you and your campaign.
BANG BANG!
Nico and Bart fired and the explosives ignited and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The whole car and all the explosives exploded in a massive fireball of fire and it blew the whole car apart and incinerated it.
Me: Nice. Got that from Thelma and Louise didn't you?
Nico: Yep. Awesome scene.
Lana: It sure was.
Joe Quimby: Shoot me then!
That's when Dark Spicer got up from his seat.
Dark Spicer: (to Quimby) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Nico: (To Quimby) Trust me, I would really like Quimby to be executed by a firing squad. But I think Dark Spicer should be the one to kill him.
Dark Spicer: That's a wise choice.
Dark Spicer then turned into Stompasaurus Rex.
Stompasaurus Rex: (grabs Quimby by the throat) After all, the Masters of Evil take care of their own!
He smashed Quimby and splattered his blood and guts all over the place in a vicious manner and killed him.
Quimby was dead. He was sent to the River of Fire to burn for all eternity in Oblivion.
Me: Enjoy the River of Fire.
Vypra: Very amusing for us J.D. Thank you.
Me: Anytime Vypra.
The Masters of Evil teleported out.
Nico: Joe Quimby, you have failed this universe.
Me: Yep he sure has.
Nico: (To the viewers) Never go back on the country or there will be terrible consequences with us.
Me: Yep.
THE END
Another awesome SpongeBob chapter done.
Fear of A Krabby Patty was the first episode of Season 4 that aired on May 6th, 2005 and it was really funny! But what Mr. Krabs did was a bad thing. NicoChan11 and ArchangelOfJustice12 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a second Storm Hawks chapter and we're going after the Murkraiders in that one.
See you all on Thursday
