IN MEMORY OF JASON DAVIS - VOICE ACTOR OF MIKEY BLUMBERG


In the Ceres Prison, we were walking through the halls and we were there to visit the Quahog pervert Glenn Quagmire. With us was another one of Hunter's friends. Her name is Atchara Paireerak, a Girl almost older than Dana from Thailand. She has emerald green eyes, roman nose, straight eyebrows, black hair tied in a ponytail, white tank top with a red jacket with yellow stripes, blue jeans with a black belt, wears Thai handmade shoes, and has powers of Fire, Lava, Magma, Water, and Thailand Release and is an excellent expert of Taijutsu, Karate, Kung Fu, and other Martial Arts.

Atchara: (Thai Accent) It's an honor to be with you all J.D.

Me: Same to you Atchara.

Atchara: Hunter has told me so many wonderful things about you all. He is a true friend to you all as well as a great teacher.

Nico: He sure is. Hunter has taught us so much about Germany and all of the world.

Edwayl: (Breton Accent) That's right lads.

Fletcher: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He has. So what is the reason we're here at the Ceres Prison?

Me: We're here to have Joe and Cleveland confront Quagmire after everything that happened with Joe Quimby.

Qin: I just can't believe that Quagmire is that perverse. He is a disgrace and monster and a mortal enemy to all women everywhere.

Me: That's what we call him Qin. He's the enemy of all women everywhere.

Nico: Yep.

Joe Swanson: I just can't believe that the man we know was once our best friend.

Cleveland: I know. It's really shocking.

Nico: Yeah.

Karai: (Japanese Accent) It's awful that Quagmire is like that. He has no honor when it comes to women.

Laney: No he doesn't.

We arrived at Quagmire's cell.

Karai: Hello, Quagmire. We have some things we would like to discuss with you.

Quagmire: Great! What are you here to yell at me for this time?

Rikki Chadwick: Oh, this one we found out recently.

Joe and Cleveland came up to him.

Joe Swanson: We need to have a talk Quagmire!

They went over everything that happened with him.


Glenn Quagmire (born Glenn Quagglechek) is a major character on Family Guy. He is characterized primarily by his extreme sexual deviancy. He is a major character from Season 1 to Season 7, an anti-hero/anti-villain from Season 8 to Season 9, and a major character again from Season 10 onwards.

He is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

Quagmire has an extremely perverted and provocative nature, is a user of women, a probable rapist, possible pedophile, necrophile, and zoophile. Throughout the series, Quagmire has been shown to be madly in lust with Lois Griffin. However, all of his attempts to get her attention have failed, usually foiled by Peter and/or Brian. Quagmire is also an antagonist in Seasons 8 and 9 and at the same time he is also a supporting character of those seasons. In those said seasons, he has a deep hatred towards Brian. Since Season 10 onwards his hatred towards Brian has lessened and almost every time they interacted together, they remained neutral to each other.

During the series, Quagmire had sex with Cleveland's wife, Loretta Brown. When the truth was eventually revealed, Cleveland wanted revenge on Quagmire. In the end, the two made amends and remained close pals, despite the fact that this led to Cleveland and Loretta's divorce.

In "Blind Ambition", Quagmire was arrested for trying to watch Lois Griffin use the restroom.

In "Jerome is the New Black" Quagmire unintentionally revealed that he had a starving woman tied up in his basement. This is one of the many examples of his horrible character. Strangely, despite all of this, Joe Swanson has done nothing to stop him even though he is a cop.

In "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)", he killed the entire Simpson family after trying to have off-screen sexual intercourse with Marge. This was a deleted scene.

Claims he has "complied with Megan's Law", suggesting he has a record of statutory rape.

Possibly engages in necrophilia. In "I Take Thee Quagmire" he asked Death to leave Joan's body with him "for another 5 minutes", and in a DVD-only scene in "Airport '07", he is shown jumping half-naked out of a coffin.

Although Quagmire normally has a soft side for animals (cats in particular), he harbors a seething hatred of Brian Griffin. Quagmire despises everything about him, but has told Brian that he could forgive him for everything if he wasn't "such a bore."

Quagmire has even physically assaulted Brian for unintentionally sleeping with his sex-changed father. His hatred for Brian is pure hypocrisy, due to the fact that two of the reasons he hates Brian is that he constantly hits on Lois and ignores his son, but the fact is that Quagmire stalks Lois and he has ignored many more children than Brian.

It was eventually revealed that the reason for Quagmire's vicious actions toward women is because of a heartbreak from his one true love - Cheryl Tiegs. Ever since she dumped him, Quagmire has been dating women in an attempt to fill the void she made. Quagmire also noted that famous actor James Woods stole Tiegs from him, causing Quagmire to develop a hatred for Woods. Brian then went on a date with Tiegs in order to spite Quagmire after his education in Quagmire's class caused a woman named Denise to dump him. In retaliation, Quagmire tries to go out on a date with Brian's ex-girlfriend Jillian Wilcox, but this leads to a fight between Quagmire and Brian, prompting both Jillian and Tiegs to dump them, believing that both Quagmire and Brian have no respect for either of them or any other women, later Quagmire nods to Brian to tell him he can get into the car for a passage to home, but after leaving he leaves him alone, but returns to invest him with the car.

Quagmire also has sexual interest in Meg Griffin. The most notable case is in "Meg and Quagmire", where Quagmire attempts to "move in for the kill" now that Meg has reached her 18th birthday. He slowly gains Meg's affection, and then eventually drives her to his cabin in the woods, where he attempted to have sex with her. Peter and Lois managed to stop him in the nick of time.

While on The Bachelorette, Quagmire notably attempted to commit date rape by drugging his date Brooke's drink and attempting to drag her body to another location, only to take off with one of her shoes when he realized their date was being filmed. Later, when Brooke chooses him to progress further during the elimination round, a surprised Glenn makes a confession about the attempted date rape, though he denies it when Brooke asks him to confirm what he said.

In "Hannah Banana", when Chris was trying to prove that the Evil Monkey exists, he set up a camera to see what happened that night. One of the events he captured was both Peter and Quagmire placing his hand in a bowl of water, causing Chris too piss his pants. Quagmire then proceeded to punch Chris in the eye before they left his room.

In "Valentine's Day in Quahog", he kicks a woman out of his house after a night of sex, and she swears he will get what he deserves. Quagmire is then shocked by the woman's hair straightener (which he called her "electric tampon warmer"), which makes everyone see him as a woman. Then he decides to taken advantage of this to manipulate women who have been hurt by men to take solace in him.

In "Brian's a Bad Father", he shoots Peter in the head (after Peter had shot him) so that they can return being friends again.

And now just recently, he was hired by Joe Quimby to steal all of Quahog's money, rendering the town totally bankrupt.


Everyone in the prison was shocked, including us!

Scavenger: You had sex with Loretta Brown's corpse?! What the fuck's wrong with you?!

Quagmire: I was promised 1,000 women!

Me: You are a fucked up pervert!

Bart: Wait a minute! I didn't know he had sex with mom!

Lisa Simpson: He made mom cheat on dad!?

Homer: YOU MONSTER!

He went up to Quagmire!

Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!?

He was strangling Quagmire.

I broke them up.

Me: Homer let us handle this.

Quagmire: I don't know why you're even defending Brian anyway. He had sex with my dad!

Huffer: He didn't know that it was him! Or her! Whatever gender your dad is right now!

Me: Also everything Brian said was completely justified.

Qin: What did Quagmire say to him that would cause him to hate Brian?

Me: Really hurtful things.

Brian: I have it all right here.

Brian played a tape and it had his conversation he had with Quagmire at a restaurant.

Quagmire: (On a tape) "You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!"

Joe Swanson: He said all that to you Brian!?

Cleveland: Man that is really low.

Me: It sure was.

Atchara: No kidding.

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. Und even I am not like that.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Brian said the exact same thing to him the last time we were here and he put him in his place.

I walked up to Quagmire and glared at him and I had a look of pure hatred directed right at him. My eyes were red like blood and slit and they had fire burn in the sclera.

Me: I don't know how many women you have fucked around with but you are by far the worst human being that has ever walked the face of the planet. You make me sick.

Joe Swanson: As far as I can tell Glenn Quagmire, you are dead to us.

Cleveland: Our friendship is over.

Nico: Kiss my ass, pedophile!

Me: And suck my fucking ass dickchewer.

We left the prison and I flipped the bird at Quagmire.


Later we were over in a small suburb near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Me: Wow! We're in Pittsburgh.

Nico: Amazing place.

Nick F.: You guys will love this place. The food is really good. The Phillie Cheesesteak Sandwiches are so good.

Me: And Pittsburgh has a lot of history that dates back to the 1700s. It's a Revolutionary War city.

Lisa Simpson: I've always wanted to come to one of America's historical cities.

Me: Who wouldn't?

Varie: I have no idea.

Edwayl: Me neither lads.

Fletcher: Aye.

Nico: So what is the reason why we are here?

Me: My scans have shown strange abnormalities in the Moon's orbital position and a huge energy spike has been coming from the school here. So we're here to investigate.

Nico: Okay.

?: Psst.

Me: Huh?

We looked around and we saw a kid with a red cap in a treehouse and he had his friends with him and he signaled for us to come to him.

We went there and went in.

T.J.: Nice to meet you, J.D. But keep your voice down. My parents don't know about what we're doing right now.

Me: Right.

T.J.: Sorry I'm T.J. Detwiler.

Vince LeSalle: I'm Vince LeSalle.

Spinelli: Ashley Spinelli. But you can call me Spinelli.

Gretchen: I'm Gretchen Grundler. It's an honor to make your acquaintance.

Mikey: Mikey Blumberg. It's an honor.

Gus: And I'm Gus Griswald. It's an honor.

Me: Pleasure to meet you all. So what is going on?

T.J. told me that something was going on at the school. Their Principal Pete Prickley somehow got dematerialized and they have a huge laser in the school auditorium and the school is also heavily guarded by a lot of guards and people.

Me: Boy it's a good thing we got here. Something really big is going on.

Gretchen: Look, I know you guys like to bust into bad guys recklessly. But just this once, can you please help us sneak into the school without anyone seeing us?

Me: Don't worry. We don't even know what's going on yet. But we'll find out soon. Here's what we do.

We went over the plan and it was to sneak into the school by going in through the air vents on the roof and see what they are planning. If we are caught, T.J. will show us what is going on with a special camera button linked with my arm device and if the guards try and catch us, I will kill them.

T.J.: That's a good plan J.D.

Me: We will find out. But whatever is going on in the school it can't be anything good.

I cocked my gun and we were ready.

Me: Lets do it.

We went to Third Street School and got onto the roof. It was like a mission from Mission Impossible. Nico and everyone else were told to wait until I give further instructions. We crawled through the vents and stayed quiet.

Me: (Whispering) Follow me guys.

We crawled through the vents until we got to the auditorium. In the main room we saw a bunch of high tech computer devices and consoles and screens and we saw the laser.

Me: Wow. Look at all that stuff. Very advanced.

T.J.: (Whispering) What do you think it's all for?

Me: Lets listen.

We saw a man talking and it was former Secretary of Education DR. PHILLIUM BENEDICT!


Dr. Phillium Benedict is the main antagonist of the 2001 Disney animated film Recess: School's Out!, and arguably the overall main antagonist of the entire Recess series, despite not appearing in it.

He is the former principal of Third Street Elementary School and former Secretary of Education. He is also the former best friend of current principal Peter Prickly, the ex-boyfriend of current groundskeeper Muriel Finster, and the founder and head of the Anti-Recess Legion.

He was voiced by James Woods, who also played Hades in Hercules, Falcon in Stuart Little 2, Gloomius Maximus in Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun, Captain Ahab in The Adventures of Moby Dick, and Martin Walker in White House Down, and Ned Trent in The Specialist.

Prickly, Finster, and Benedict went through teacher training when they were young and were close to each other, even Finster entered into a love relationship with Benedict. Starting up in his first year as principal of Third Street Elementary during the spring of 1968, Benedict plotted to abolish recess in order to keep students in their classes to raise test scores and further his career. However, the plan did not seem to work well to anyone in campus (including Prickly and Finster), and all of the students felt miserable after Benedict put his no-recess policy into action.

As a result, many of the parents laid down a protest against the school, demanding that recess be reinstated. Despite the protests, Benedict refused to give up his anti-recess policy, which forced Prickly to report to the Superintendent about the situation. Though the Superintendent assured the parents and teachers that Benedict's policy will never be carried out in the district, Benedict still refused to back down, leading the Superintendent to demote Benedict and promote Prickly as the new principal.

Benedict then assumed that Prickly turned his back against him to get the job as principal, despite Prickly's insistence that he never intended anything of the sort. Benedict refused to listen and broke up his friendship with Prickly, leading a disgusted Finster to finally end her relationship with Benedict for his rude and obnoxious behavior towards Prickly and his hatred of recess.

Upset over this loss, Benedict angrily swore revenge against Prickly and quitted teaching. During the next 30 years, Benedict went into politics, and was eventually appointed U.S. Secretary of Education. 2 years prior to the film's events, Benedict exploited his position in an attempt to abolish recess on a nationwide scale, but this was foiled by the President, who saw through the plan and dismissed Benedict for it.

Having failed at his latest attempt to get rid of recess after being sacked from his job, Benedict founded the Anti-Recess Legion and plans to get rid of the biggest recess of them all: summer vacation.

Taking Over Third Street Elementary

After stealing a tractor beam from a U.S. military base, Benedict, his chief of security and second-in-command Kojak, his head scientist Professor Fenwick, and his henchmen (composed of agents, ninjas and scientists) took over Third Street Elementary School and used it as their home-base, since it was closed for the summer and was the last place on Earth that the authorities would look for the equipment. He also rigged the lock of the school to shock and teleport anyone carrying the keys into the school in case someone did actually attempt to investigate, and he also ordered Kojak to pose as Prickly just to ensure no one got suspicious after the real Prickly was taken hostage. He also had Fenwick and the scientists conduct frequent tests at the school involving miniature tractor beams in the auditorium, one of which T.J. Detweiler (the protagonist of the film) accidentally witnessed while fuming about how his summer was going (since all his friends were at separate summer camps). He also had the auditorium altered to be the main control room for the tractor beam.

Benedict later claimed Prickly's office as his main office, which was fitting due to being a former principal. As the plan progresses, Benedict eventually had Dr. Rosenthal detained after the latter's attempt at moving the moon shut down unexpectedly due to bugs in the system and promoted his assistant to that position. Shortly afterwards, T.J. and his gang ended up being forced to expose themselves due to Mikey having an unexpected and uncontrollable urge to belch, as well as the vents giving way to their weight. Benedict angrily orders his henchmen to seize the children, and though the gang manage to escape, T.J. was captured and imprisoned along with Prickly in the stock room. There, Benedict introduces himself and explains to both Prickly and T.J. that he was running a "night school", though they're not convinced. He eventually learned that T.J. and Prickly had managed to sneak into his office and found his walkie talkie, although not before T.J. alerted them that Benedict's plan was to get rid of summer vacation after stumbling on a mural (presumably painted by Benedict himself and/or his men) depicting the end of summer vacation.

The next day, Benedict summoned Prickly and T.J. back into his office as their detention, where he explained how he planned to accomplish his goal: on Lunar Perigee (the time when the Moon's closest to the Earth on orbit), he will fire the tractor beam at the Moon to alter its orbit with the intention of causing the entire Earth to freeze over into a new ice age and eliminate summer, thus eliminating summer vacation. Disgusted with what Benedict was planning, T.J. told him that he won't get away with it, but Benedict is confident that he can't be stopped even if anyone else knew about this before having both T.J. and Prickly locked up in a cage to prevent them from interfering. They soon manage to escape since Prickly swiped Benedict's keys while he wasn't looking and he and T.J. start their mission to save summer vacation.

Fighting Against the Students and Staff

Meanwhile, Vince, Gus, Spinelli, Gretchen and Mikey gathered up all of the students from the various camps to help rescue T.J. and Prickly and reclaim the school. Evidently under pressure of time as well as the kids' resistance, Benedict slowly lost his cool and started barking orders at his remaining henchmen to make the necessary preparations, including getting a back up generator after Gretchen sabotaged the fuse box. Even when Prickly and the students managed to enter the auditorium to stop him, Benedict confidently had more guards arrive. He then explained to the students that his main motivation for this was because the top three highest countries in the world with test scores - Canada, Iceland, and Norway all had cold climate, which meant that they could not play ball, so the only other method in his mind was for the students to stay inside and study (and also implied that he may potentially be elected President of the United States and be hailed as a hero should he succeed) so that they do not have summer vacation (which, in truth, they most certainly do). However, T.J. counters this by stating that the kids can do lots of fun on a cold climate, such as a snowball fight or camping in igloos. Despite this, Benedict still planned to eliminate summer vacation once and for all, much to everyone's horror

However, before he could fully activate the tractor beam, Finster arrived to the rescue, much to both Prickly and the students' delight. Witnessing this, Benedict was pleased to see her and begged Finster to return to him, but she refused by saying that she rather eat playground dirt instead of letting him destroy summer vacation. Angered by Finster's rejection, Benedict swore to make her eat her words, only to see that Finster brought all of the teachers and staff to help Prickly and the students stop Benedict and his men for good. Being at the end of his wits, Benedict furiously orders his men out to kill the students and teachers. Everyone fights Benedict's henchmen for justice.

As the moon was about to enter Lunar Perigee, in a last-minute attempt, Benedict pushed his second-in-command scientist away as he personally attempted to fire up the tractor beam. Prickly attempts to stop him, but Benedict holds out his taser and teased him to fall asleep and be late for celebrations. Prickly tricks Benedict and say there's a spot on his necktie. Benedict looks down to inspect as a distraction, only for Prickly to punch him in the face. Despite this, Benedict still managed to activate the tractor beam after slumped by Prickly's punch, and Prickly was unable to reverse the process because it stuck. Benedict gloated on the imminent success. Fortunately, T.J. tosses his lucky baseball to Vince and had him aim it at the reactor core, destroying the tractor beam and the machine, much to Benedict's distraught. Gazing of what's left of the destroyed machine, Benedict yells out in agony over the failure of his plans. The students, teachers and staff all cheer in victory for defeating Benedict and saving summer vacation.

Defeat and Arrest

With his plot exposed and foiled by the students and teachers, Benedict and his henchmen ended up being arrested by the police. As Benedict is being hauled into a police car, he furiously tried to protest that he was a former Secretary of Education, only for the policeman to silence him by sarcastically responding that he was the "former Princess of Morocco". It can be implied that Benedict and his cohorts will be sent to prison and serve a long sentence or a lifetime sentence for their crimes while the students and teachers of Third Street Elementary are declared heroes by the public for saving summer vacation.


Me: I know that man. That's former Secretary of Education Dr. Phillium Benedict.

Gretchen: (Whispering) What is he doing here?

Me: Shh. Lets listen.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: We have a thing called the 'window of opportunity'. If we miss the window of opportunity, then the project fails! And if the project fails, then I get very... very... ANGRY!

Fenwick: But they may have a point, sir. It seems the logistical problems are a bit more complicated than Dr. Steinheimer thought!

Dr. Steinheimer: Yes, it would be a lot easier if we could move the laser to a more appropriate location.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: This operation will be executed as planned from RIGHT HERE! Have I made myself clear?!

Dr. Lazenby: But, sir-

Dr. Phillium Benedict: NO BUTS! It started at Third Street, it is going to END at Third Street!

Gus: (Whispering) Wonder what he's gonna do.

Me: Lets find out.

We also saw that Firefly and Hydro Man were with them.

Me: There's Firefly and Hydro Man. Wonder what they are doing here.

Firefly: So, Benedict. How do we know this machine won't end up destroying the planet and us with it?

Dr. Phillium Benedict: I've already discussed that with Dark Spicer. If the machine gets close to causing the Earth's destruction, he'll just have Alien Ξ fix it. Simple.

Hydro Man: (sighs) Well, if you say so.

We saw them activate the laser and it went up and fired at the Moon and we saw them move it somehow.

But then the laser was malfunctioning and it clicked off and stopped.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Dr. Rosenthal, why did the beam suddenly... oh, what's the technical word for it... stop?!

Dr. Rosenthal: Well... as I believe you were told before—

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Told before? Do you think I care what I was told before?

Dr. Rosenthal: Please, sir! I-I-I'll do better next time.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: "Next time"? Isn't that cute? Rosenthal, let me ask you something. Say you were a teacher—or even better say... the principal of a school, and you had to deal with a delinquent student, a naughty child who didn't know his place, who kept telling you over and over that he'd do better next time... but he never did. What would you do?

Dr. Rosenthal: Oh, no... not detention! Not DETENTION!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: TAKE HIM AWAY!

Dr. Rosenthal: No, please! I can fix it! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!

They took him away.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Alright, who's second in command? (all the other scientists take a step back, pointing to Rosenthal's assistant)

Thick Glasses Scientist: Uh, I am, sir.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Well, good, now you're in charge. And if I were you, I'd make sure I had this machine working at full power by tomorrow morning. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

Thick Glasses Scientist: Y-Y-Yes, sir!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Awww dear, I got spittle on my lapel.

Me: Whatever they are gonna do with that ray is not good.

Mikey: Uh oh.

T.J.: What is it?

Mikey: I've got that feeling T.J.

Spinelli: Hold it in big guy! Hold it in!

Mikey: I can't!

I covered his mouth and he belched into my hand.

Me: Close one.

But then the vent buckled and fell and we rolled down.

Me: Ow! Uh oh.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Fenwick, who let children into the school?

Fenwick: Uh not me sir.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: WELL GET THEM!

The alarm sounded!

Me: RUN!

We ran fast and I pulled out my gun and I was shooting guards left and right. Blowing their heads off and killing them.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Me: Okay T.J. remember the plan.

T.J.: Right!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

We saw ninjas with them!

Me: Ninjas! Feudal Japan was over 300 years ago assholes! LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: THUNDER FUNERAL!

I fired three blasts of lightning and incinerated the ninjas into ash.

We went out through a door and they grabbed T.J. as the door closed.

Gus: T.J.! T.J.!

Me: We'll worry about him later! Lets get out of here!

We ran fast.


Later in a closet, T.J. was thrown in and he found Principal Prickly tied up and gagged.

T.J.: Principal Prickly! You're alive!

He pulled the tape off his mouth.

Prickly: OW! Will you be careful?!

T.J.: Boy am I glad to see you sir! You won't believe what these guys are doing in the auditorium. They've got this big laser gun and... (Sees that Prickly doesn't have his pants.) Whoa. Who took your pants?

Prickly: Never mind Detwiler. Just untie me.

He tried to untie him.

Later Dr. Phillium Benedict came in.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Hello, Pete. Remember me?

Prickly: Well, well. If it isn't Phillium Benedict. I should've known you'd be the one behind all this!

T.J.: Principal Prickly, you know this guy?

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Pete and I are old pals. Although the last time we saw each other, Pete was the one ruining my life. By the way, Pete, you like this suit? It's Italian. Raw silk. Nice, huh?

Prickly: Yeah, you always were more concerned about appearances than people, Phil.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Oh, Pete, come on. There's no need to be rude. Not after I instructed my men to take such special care of you.

Prickly: Special care? That's what you call gagging me, tying me up and taking away my pants?

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Had to, Pete. Otherwise, you might run off and betray me, like you did the last time. But, hey, look at the bright side. At least you've got company now.

Prickly: Let the boy go, Phil. He can't do anything to you.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Same old noble Pete, always standing up for the rights of children. But, unfortunately, I can't let anybody go right now. You see, this experimental night school that I'm running is kind of a secret. I'm trying to show that my adult students can be trained to be capable and productive members of society.

T.J.: Oh, yeah?! Well, if you're just running a night school, then what's that giant laser gun doing in the auditorium?!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: What a rude and badly dressed little boy you are. You know, you should teach your pupils a little respect for their superiors, Pete. But that would mean that you'd have to know how to teach them anything at all, wouldn't it?!

He left.

T.J.: Geez how do you know that jerk?

Principal Prickly: How do I know him? We went through teacher training together.

T.J.: You mean?

Principal Prickly: That's right Detwiler. That man is a rogue teacher.

We was listening in on my device through the Camera.

Me: So he's a rogue teacher.

FLASHBACK - 1968

The flashback takes us back to the end of the Woodstock 1969 era. It was a groovy time back then.

Principal Prickly: (Narrating) It was back in the spring of 1968. A different time, a different age. We were all young, idealistic and ready to change the world.

The 3rd Street School Bus came and it was full of Tie-Dye designs, flowers and peace signs. The kids came off and so did young Muriel Finster.

Young Muriel: Peace Peter!

Young Prickly: Hey Muriel. Had a groovy time at the dead concert last night.

Young Muriel: Say you gonna be in at the teach in Saturday? We're gonna paint my Volkswagen.

Young Prickly: Wouldn't miss it for the world!

Young Muriel: Groovy!

Prickly: Yes we all thought we were pretty cool. But one guy was the coolest of us all.

Young Phillium Benedict drove up in a nice motorcycle.

Prickly: Phillium Benedict was my best friend. He was smart, he was handsome and he had just been named Principal of Third Street School.

Young Phillium was quite the babe magnet back then.

Young Prickly: So Phillium old pal, how does it feel being the youngest principal in the history of the state?

Young Phillium: Coopasthetic baby. I mean you know what they say "Young is in man and old is out." Way out. By the way do you like the American Flag helmet Pete? I mean it does go with the leather jacket am I right?

Young Prickly: You are one Groovy educator Phil.

Young Phillium: Cool. Follow me my man. I want to show you my new principal's pad.

They went into the principals office and it was decked out with stuff from the 60's.

Young Prickly: Whoa! Psychedelic Pricipalia.

Young Phillium: Pull up a bag bro. I want to rap.

Young Prickly sat in a bean bag.

Young Prickly: Lay it on me man.

Young Phillium: You see Pete, I'm been thinking. We're a new generation of teachers right? It's time we kinda shook things up a little.

Young Prickly: I hear ya brother. In fact, dig this. I was meditating to that new Robbin Sean Carra album last night when I got this righteous motion. What if we hold all our classes outside on the playground? Imagine. School, Recess, no boundaries.

Young Phillium: Hey baby that's a hip idea but Pete, I got a better thought here. As my first official act as principal I've decided to get rid of recess.

Young Prickly was shocked by this!

Young Prickly: What!? No recess!? But Phil for a kid, recess is like a major playin. It's the one time of day they have any freedom.

Young Phillium: Look, Pete, the 60s are over. All that peace and love and freedom stuff... sure, yeah, it was great for picking up chicks, but it's not gonna help my career! To do that, I gotta make test scores go up, and to make test scores go up, I gotta keep kids in class where they belong. That's why, starting tomorrow, I'm tuning out recess...once and for all.

Prickly: Needless to say Phillium's plan didn't go over all that well.

The teachers later were on strike because of Phillium's decision to cancel recess.

Young Phillium: Be cool, people. Be cool. You're bumming my mellowness here.

Female protestor: We'll be cool when you give our kids their recess back!

Young Phillium: Hey, baby, I'll do what I want, 'cause I'm the principal of the school, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Dig?

The teachers were outraged. But little did Phillium know that Prickly went to the district superintendent to try and convince Phillium to reconsider.

The Superintendent came.

Superintendent: People, people! Please calm down. Mr. Prickly here has informed me of this No Recess proposal. Let me assure you that as long as I'm superintendent, this radical plan will never be carried out in this district.

The protestors cheered.

Young Phillium: Hey man you just don't get it!

Superintendent: Of course I do Benedict. That's why I'm replacing you.

Young Phillium: What!?

Benedict was demoted.

Superintendent: Prickly from now on you will be principal.

Young Prickly: Who me!?

Young Phillium: Oh I see what's going down here, you tricked me! Went around my back to the man to get my job!

Young Prickly: No Phil, it's not like that at all!

Young Phillium: Yeah right! Come on Muriel baby, lets blow this scene.

Young Muriel: No Phil! It's over. I can never be with a man who doesn't love recess.

Young Phillium: So you're against me too. Well fine. (ENRAGED) I DON'T NEED YOU! I DON'T NEED ANYONE!

He fell down.

Young Prickly: Phil, you okay man!?

Young Phillium: DON'T TOUCH ME! You took my chick... you took my job! Well enjoy it while you can, Petey boy, 'cause you're gonna pay! Somehow, someway, you're gonna pay!

Phillium had sworn revenge.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Prickly: I never saw Phillium again. He quit teaching and went into politics. Eventually he became Secretary of Education. Until the president fired him for trying to get rid of recess again. Only this time it was nationwide.

Me: Now I remember why that happened.

Later we went and checked a box of documents and stuff T.J.'s friends found earlier.

Me: Lets see what we got here.

Gretchen: Lets see. Weather maps, some stuff in Norwegian, a Farmer's almanac. There must be something in here that'll explain what that Dr. Benedict is doing.

Me: Whatever it is it's not good and it involves that laser and the moon.

Nico: Yeah.

Spinelli: Well I'll tell you one thing he's not doing: He's not have lunch tomorrow at 12:22 with his little girlfriend. (Laughs)

Bart: (Laughs) I like it.

Mikey: Spinelli, that's the man's personal date book!

Spinelli: Well it's mine now. And I guess Ms. Luna Pergum is gonna be waiting at the restaurant all by herself.

Gretchen: Who did you say?

Spinelli: The girl whose name is in here, Luna Pergum. Must be some Italian chick.

Gretchen then realized what was happening!

Gretchen: Lunae Perigeum! Of course!

Me: The Supermoon Paradox?

Vince LeSalle: What are you talking about Gretchen?

Gretchen: Don't you understand? Lunae Perigeum is no lady. It's an event. Look.

She pulled out a device and showed us the orbit of the moon.

Gretchen: Once a month, the Moon reaches the point where it's closest to the Earth, Lunar Perigee. Which in this case happens to be 12:22 tomorrow afternoon.

Me: That's 14 hours from now.

Gus: Hey maybe that's when that doctor guy is gonna shoot his laser beam at the moon and blow it up.

Gretchen: Close Gus. But I have another theory. See when I was up at Space Camp, I observed strange abnormalities in the Moon's position. I couldn't figure out what was causing it. But now it all makes sense. Dr. Benedict's device is not a laser beam at all. It's a tractor beam!

Me: Like the beams you see in Science Fiction Films?

Gretchen: Exactly. You see, theoretically if a powerful tractor beam were shot at the moon exactly at Lunar Perigee, it could move the Moon into another orbit.

Vince LeSalle: Move the Moon? But why would anyone want to do that?

Me: And the ecological ramifications from such a diabolical action will have tremendously devastating effects on the entire planet.

Nico: No kidding. But what are they planning to do with a tractor beam like that?

Me: We'll have to find out later.

Later the next day, Principal Prickly and T.J. got caught and we were listening on him.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: A confiscated walkie-talkie. Why do you do those things to me, Pete? Do you enjoy tormenting me? Do you hate me?

Principal Prickly: I don't hate you, Phil. I just think you're insane!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: (chuckles) Insane. Well, there you go again, Pete. Insulting me, hurting my feelings, just like 50 years ago. Only this time, Petey, I'm ready. You see, all those years, no matter how big I got, no matter how successful...I always thought about you... HOW YOU EMBARRASSED ME! HOW YOU HUMILIATED ME! HOW YOU DESTROYED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MURIEL FINSTER, THE ONLY WOMAN I EVER LOVED!

T.J.: That part still grosses me out sir.

Principal Prickly shushed him.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: This time, Pete, I'm gonna humiliate you! This time, I'm gonna prove to the world that you were wrong and I was right!

Prickly: About what?

Dr. Phillium Benedict: About RECESS! About freedom, about test scores! I found a way to prove my theory. I'm gonna get rid of the biggest recess of them all: I AM GONNA GET RID...OF SUMMER VACATION!

We gasped!

T.J.: YOU FIEND!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Fiend. Well you try to help people, that's the thanks you get.

Prickly: It will never work Phil.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Well actually Pete, that's where you're wrong. (Benedict presses a button and a holographic globe and moon rise up from the floor) You see, all I have to do is modify the moon's orbit ever so slightly... and tide levels on the Eastern Seaboard rise eight feet! Move the moon over here, and the currents that warm California suddenly become ice cold! Summer, as we know it, will become a thing of the past. And without summer... (The globe diagram grows icicles. T.J., us and Prickly gasp in horror.) no summer vacation.

T.J.: You'll never get away with this, Benedict!

Dr. Philium Benedict: Oh, yeah? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Me: This is bad guys! This is REALLY bad!

Nico: He's going to plunge the world into Eternal Winter!

Vince Pusateri: He's going to destroy the entire planet!

Varie: Millions of innocent people will die!

Laney: We'll all freeze to death!

Me: It will be the end of the world as we know it!

Lisa Loud: And all this just to keep children inside and studying!? We have to stop him at all costs!

Me: We're gonna need a lot of help for this one! (To Vince LeSalle) Vince, you and everyone else go get all of your friends and everyone that attends this school. We're gonna need all the help we can get.

Vince LeSalle: Right! Lets go.

They were off.

We got all of our forces ready and we were ready. We all were on the roof.

Mikey: (stops us from charging in) Wait. What's Firefly doing?

T.J.: It looks like he's doing something to the machine.

Maria: Let's wait a few minutes. We'll bust in after he finishes his work.

Me: Okay.

We saw that he was placing charges on the devices around the Tractor Beam.

Muriel Finster smashed through the window of the roof and landed in front of them.

Muriel Finster: Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!

T.J.: Ms. Finster!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Muriel... it's you... you're still a vision of loveliness.

Finster: Yeah? And you're still a two-bit recess-hating pretty boy!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: That hurt, Muriel, but I'll forgive you if you just come back to me.

Finster: HA! I rather eat playground dirt!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: THAT can be arranged, my dear!

Finster: Not before I take you down.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Take me down?! Yeah, right! You and what army?!

Finster: Me and THIS ARMY!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the roof and a phoenix cry was heard and we landed in the Auditorium ready to fight!

Me: Someone call?

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Why are you here?

Me: What else? To stop you from destroying the planet. You are not making the world a better place. You are gonna kill millions of innocent people by having them freeze to death!

Nico: That's right! You and your extremist views end here Benedict!

Benedict: Where the Hell are my guards?!

Gretchen: They're taking a nap.

Me: Some of them are dead because we killed them!

Firefly: I knew that was you J.D. I didn't expect to see you here.

Hydro Man: Yeah.

Me: So we have seen.

?: Don't forget me.

A figure came out and it was MAD MACKEREL from episode 20 of Dino Thunder!


Marty Mackerel was an actor in the famous children TV show Funky Fisherman show. The show was favorite show of Ethan when he was a kid. Marty had difficult relationships with Funky Fisherman, the quarrelsome host of the show. Marty practiced Happy Fish dance and met Kira and Devin, who were taken as interns to the show. He greeted them and told them not to worry about problems in their work. He was then called by his angry boss, who wanted herb bath. Marty wished luck to young people and left. Marty, Funky Fisherman and other members of the show started TV program and program was watched on TV sets. People sang their song and Marty danced his Happy Fish dance. Elsa, Trent and Zeltrax also watched the program and Elsa decided to capture Marty and turn him into the new monster. Elsa attacked the studio with Tyrannodrones and battled Kira. The Yellow Ranger tried to stop the villains, but she didn't manage to do so. Elsa mistakenly zapped Funky Fisherman into the TV set and kidnapped Marty. Villains brought Marty to the lair of Mesogog. Marty tried to talk with them, saying that he was impressed by their costumes. Tyrannodrones placed him into Geno-Randomizer and transformed him into the new monster Mad Mackerel, who is a bonito/olive/fishing rod monster. Marty's personality extremely changed in the new form. Mad Mackerel was a cunning and sneaky monster. Mad Mackerel then attacked Reefside and used his fishing rod to turn citizens into bait balls and put them into his bag to lure the Power Rangers. Rangers arrived and battled Mackerel. Mad Mackerel could fire projectiles in the form of fishes. He also used his fishing rod in battle, by capturing heroes, but rangers broke it. Then he left. Then Mackerel returned and again started capturing people, by using new fishing rod. Ranfers arrived and again battled Mackerel. Kira tried to talk to Marty, but Mackerel said that he is no longer Marty. Tommy used a special device, created by Hayley to deflect Mackerel's beam at the TV set, freeing Funky Fisherman. Kira then took away Mackerel's bag, freeing his captives. Rangers then used Z-Rex Blaster and defeated the monster, who tried to escape. Elsa used Hydro-Regenerator and enlarged Mackerel. Rangers formed Thundersaurus Megazord and fought Mackerel. Mackerel striked Megazord with his hooks, but rangers used Thundersaurus Megazord's Ankylo Drill and Parasaur Final Cut to finally defeat Mackerel and destroy Geno-Randomizer's configuration. Marty returned to normal and became friends with Funky Fisherman.


Kira Ford: Mad Mackerel!

Mad Mackerel: Its been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were originally an actor of famous kids TV Show Funky Fisherman until Mesogog mutated you into this freak!

Mad Mackerel: That's right. Watched us on TV huh?

Me: Never missed an episode.

Mad Mackerel: Then you know about what I can do.

Mad Mackerel just turned Lana and Luan into bait balls.

Eddy: Luan!

Mad Mackerel: (picks the two of them up) This is almost too easy!

But then the Bait Balls exploded and they reverted back in an explosion and blew Mad Mackerel down.

Hydro Man: Sorry, Maria! But you're not absorbing me again! Vypra made some improvements to my powers so I won't fall victim to the same trick twice.

Maria: I figured that.

Gia: Sorry, buddy! But this time, School's Out!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Ranger J Platoon!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Battle Field J rangers from 1979 and they blasted Mad Mackerel and he fell down and exploded in a huge fiery explosion.

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Mad Mackerel was dead.

Me: We have much bigger fish to fry.

(SCHOOL'S OUT BY ALICE COOPER PLAYS)

Me: Lets get them!

We went at Firefly, Hydro Man and Benedict.


Battle 1: Firefly


Lola was facing Firefly. His helmet appeared like Iron Man's did.

Lola: How'd you get your helmet to appear like that?

Firefly: I made some adjustments after Vypra recruited me. Think of it like how Iron Man makes his helmet appear.

Lola: That's really genius. Lets dance.

They went at each other an Lola fired blasts of fire and Firefly did the same and the blasts exploded.

KRABBOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Lola kicked him in the face and knocked him down.


Battle 2: Hydro Man


Luna was facing Hydro Man.

Luna: You have some really big issues dude.

Hydro Man: I know. But lets do this.

Luna: With pleasure.

Luna powered up and punched him and fired a blast of water and it slammed into Hydro Man and knocked him down and she kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face and punched him in the stomach and knocked him out.


Battle 3: Dr. Phillium Benedict


Next we were facing Dr. Phillium Benedict.

Me: We won't let you destroy the world Benedict!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: I'm saving our kids by making them become better people!

Me: By freezing the planet and killing millions of innocent people!? That's total genocide!

Nico: That's right! Plunging the planet into an eternal ice age will render Earth completely uninhabitable! You're going to kill the entire human race!

Vince: That's right!

Earth: We won't let you do that!

Dr. Phillium Benedict: I will go through with it and you won't stop me!

Me: Yes we will!

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach!

Nico punched him in the back of the head and kicked him in the face and Laney tangled him up in vines and slammed him into some tables. He got up and pulled the lever for the Tractor Beam. But just as it was about to fire, Firefly pulled out a remote detonator.

Firefly: Yippee-Ki-Yay motherfucker.

He pressed a button on it and the consoles all exploded into fiery explosions.

KRABBBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOMMMM!

The consoles were completely destroyed and reduced to burning rubble and the tractor beam collapsed and was destroyed and turned into scrap metal!

Me: It's over for you Benedict!

The guards came at us!

Girl Jordan: This is from me to you! SOLAR STYLE: ANGEL OF SOLARIS!

Girl Jordan formed wings of pure solar plasma and she flew at the guards and incinerated some of them in an instant.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Girl Jordan: Watch this one! SOLAR STYLE: SOLAR FLARE RASENGAN MISSILE BARRAGE!

Girl Jordan fired blasts of solar plasma and they turned into Rasengan blasts and they slammed into more guards and exploded with incredible power and incinerated them in powerful explosions.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!

Nico: Wow! That was powerful!

Girl Jordan: Watch this. SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: SUN RAYS OF RA!

Girl Jordan fired beams of concentrated sunlight and they cut a bunch of guards and bisected them in half and killed them.

Me: Whoa! That was lethal!

Lana: Really awesome!

Girl Jordan: Try this one. SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: TURKISH WAR OF INDEPENDENCE!

Girl Jordan fired a wave of solar fire and it turned into the soldiers of the Turkish War of Independence from 1919 to 1922 and they slashed and blasted the guards all over and incinerated them in an instant.

Me: Whoa! That was the army of the Turkish War of Independence!

Jessie K.: That was the war that turned Constantinople into Istanbul. It was a very big war that brought Turkey its freedom.

Hunter: Ja. Big war back then.

Me: Yep.

Girl Jordan: Watch this one. SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: SPEAR OF SOLARIS!

Girl Jordan formed a spear made entirely out of Solar Plasma and she threw it and it skewered a bunch of guards and incinerated them in an instant.

Me: Whoa! That is so awesome!

Luan: That really Burns you up! (Laughs) Get it?

Me: (Laughs) That is a good one Luan!

Eddy: (laughs) Good one!

Girl Jordan: Watch this one! SOLAR STYLE: SOLAR ARROW BARRAGE!

Girl Jordan formed a bow of pure fire and she had lots of arrows made of solar fire ready and she fired them all over the place at the guards and skewered many of them and incinerated them all over.

Me: Nice shooting G.J.!

Girl Jordan: Thanks J.D. Here's the biggest one. SOLAR STYLE NINJA ART: MEGA-CANNON OF THE SUN!

Girl Jordan had a ball of energy in her hands made of solar fire and she fired a massive blast of Solar fire and it obliterated many guards in an instant.

Me: Whoa! What power!

Nico: That was intense!

Lily: No kidding! Awesome!

Atchara: Watch what I can do. THAILAND STYLE NINJA ART: KINGDOM OF THAILAND!

Atchara formed a blade of energy that turned into the Flag of Thailand and it fired a blast of energy that turned into the beautiful landmarks of Thailand and they slammed into many guards and killed them in powerful explosions.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Nico: So cool! I've seen all those places in Thailand. Those are so awesome.

Atchara: Watch this one. THAILAND STYLE NINJA ART: ANGKOR WAT!

Atchara formed a ball of energy that turned into the famous temple of Cambodia, Angkor Wat and it fired three powerful laser blasts of Red, Blue and White light and they hit many guards and exploded and blew them away.

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Me: Whoa! That was the famous temple Angkor Wat.

Jessie K.: That was a beautiful temple in Cambodia. It was built back in the 12th century by the Khmer empire. Very beautiful temple.

Lisa Simpson: That temple is said to be the most beautiful temple in all of Southeast Asia.

Me: Yep.

Atchara: Watch this one. THAILAND WOOD STYLE NINJA ART: SANCTUARY OF TRUTH!

Atchara stompled the ground and it rumbled and then the entire school transformed into the beautiful Thailand Sanctuary of Truth.

Me: Whoa! This is amazing!

Lisa Loud: What amazing architecture and beautiful craftsmanship.

Me: Atchara transformed the whole school into a replica of the Sanctuary of Truth from Thailand. It's a breathtaking work.

Hunter: Ja! Vunderbar.

Edwayl: This is amazing lads.

Laney: This is so breathtaking!

Atchara: Try this one. MAGMA STYLE NINJA ART: BLOBS OF MAGMA KICK!

Atchara had volcanic magma form around her feet and she kicked numerous guards and incinerated them in blasts of fire.

Me: Whoa! That was deadly!

Atchara: Try this one! MAGMA STYLE NINJA ART: MOLTEN SCIMITAR INFERNO BLADE!

Atchara formed a sword made of pure volcanic magma at 25,000Ëš Fahrenheit and she slashed many guards and incinerated them in an instant.

Me: Whoa! That was lethal!

Lana: Really cool!

Atchara: Watch this! WATER STYLE: WATER DRAGON BULLET!

Atchara fired a wave of water and it turned into a dragon of pure water and it slammed into many guards and knocked them down.

Several Guards then had weapons ready.

Atchara: WATER STYLE: TURTLE BARRIER!

Atchara formed a turtle shell shape barrier made of pure water and the guards hit it with their weapons and they smashed in half.

Atchara: My turn. TAIJUTSU: THAI KICK DROP CHOP!

Atchara kicked the guards into the air and she dealt a deadly spinning axe kick onto them and it sent them crashing into the ground.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome!

Nico: Wow! No kidding!

Ben: Time for some predator power!

Ben then turned into a new predator. It was called GUTCRACKER! He looked a lot like a crab and he had a nutcracker like body and had 6 eyes and his mouth was a vertical mouth and he was ferocious looking.

Ben: GUTCRACKER!

Me: Whoa! That's a wicked predator!

Shanan: Wow! That's an Arburian Carciweyn. They are from the planet Arburia and they are Cannonbolt's natural predator.

Nico: Whoa! I've never seen a creature like this one.

Laney: Really cool looking.

Riley: Really something!

Gutcracker: Watch what he can do.

He went at several guards and snipped them in half and killed them.

Ben then turned into another awesome predator. It was called SLIVEBOMB! He looked like a pterodactyl and he had blue wings and a skull capped head.

Ben: SLIVEBOMB!

Me: Whoa! That one looks like a pterodactyl.

Shanan: Wow! That's another one of Wildvine's predators. It's called a Skull Crested Ayunghasphern. They rip their prey apart with those talons and have incredible speed.

Riley: Whoa! That is a wicked cool one!

Nico: It sure is a cool one.

Carol: This one is neat.

Slivebomb: Watch this.

He went at several guards with incredible speed and slashed them apart all over the place with incredible ferocity.

Me: Whoa! That was fast!

Nico: No kidding.

Me: Time for some teamwork!

Karai: With pleasure! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Karai's right arm device and enhanced her speed, strength and skills 100-fold.

Scavenger: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his missile and laser blasters 100-fold.

Karai and Scavenger: LASER SWORD SLASHSTORM!

Scavenger fired laser blasts and they merged with Karai's sword and she slashed numerous guards all over.

Rikki Chadwick: This is gonna be awesome! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Rikki's right arm device and enhanced her powers 100-fold.

Huffer: This will be good! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his strength 100-fold.

Rikki Chadwick and Huffer: FIRESTORM BOULDER SMASH!

Huffer picked up a boulder and Rikki fired a blast of fire and it merged with the boulder and Huffer threw it and it smashed into many guards.

Riku: Time for action!

Trent Fernandez: Lets do it!

Riku fired Dark Firaga blasts and Trent Fernandez fired blasts of white energy.

Riku and Trent Fernandez: DARKFIRE DRAGON FIRESTORM!

The blasts combined and they turned into a dragon of pure fire and they slammed into more guards and knocked them down and incinerated them.

Dr. Light: Time for some light pain.

Luan: With pleasure!

Dr. Light and Luan fired powerful blasts of light.

Dr. Light (DC Comics) and Luan: LIGHTSTORM RAYBURST!

The blasts hit many guards and blew them apart.

Edwayl: This is gonna be awesome lass!

Laney: Yeah!

Laney and Edwayl fired blasts of green energy.

Edwayl and Laney: CELTIC TRIQUETRA ENERGY SLICER!

The blasts turned into a Celtic Triquetra disk and it slashed some of the guards in half.

Lincoln: This is gonna be a shock to them!

Nico: You said it!

Lincoln and Nico fired powerful blasts of lightning.

Lincoln and Nico: LIGHTNING DRAGONSTORM STRIKE!

The blasts hit many guards all over and electrocuted them all over.

Woya: Lets show these monsters the error of their ways.

Me: I couldn't agree more Woya! Latias and Latios! Lets get them!

I called out Latias and Latios.

Woya fired a blast of wind and I fired a blast of aurora energy and Latias and Latios went at the guards with incredible speed.

Woya and Me with Latias & Latios: AURORA WINDSTORM SPEEDSTRIKE!

The blasts merged with Latias & Latios and they slammed into the guards with incredible speed and knocked them all over and more.

Tara: Lets get them Lynn!

Lynn: With pleasure Tara!

Tara fired a bunch of boulders and Lynn fired waves of lava.

Tara and Lynn: VOLCANIC BOULDER METEOR SHOWER!

The lava turned the boulders into meteors and they slammed into a bunch of Guards all over.

We then set our sights on Phillium Benedict.

Me: It's over Benedict. Final Smash time!

Linka: Lets do it! LIGHTNING ELECTROCUTION STORM!

Linka fired a powerful blast of lightning and it hit Benedict and electrocuted him all over.

Sam Manson: This is really gonna hurt you. POISON IVY ITCHVINES!

Sam entangled Benedict in poison ivy vines and they made him itch all over.

Liberty: This is the reason why I love Harry Potter. WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

She fired a spell and it lifted Benedict into the air.

T.J.: No one messes with our school!

Vince LeSalle: Yeah!

T.J.: VOLCANIC SAUCESTORM SURPRISE!

Vince LeSalle: BASEBALL FIREBALL BURST!

Spinelli: WRESTLING FIST FIRESTORM!

Mikey: SONIC BELCH BURN!

Gretchen: QUANTUM PHYSICS BURSTSTORM!

Gus: MILITARY STORM STRIKE!

Their final smashes hit Benedict all at once and they hit him and exploded.

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He was on the ground and everything he had worked for was gone and up in flames.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: All my plans, my hopes and dreams... ruined... RUINED!

Sam Manson: You're going to the big house for a long time.

Me: For eternity.

Then the FBI bursted in and arrested all of Benedict's men and Scientists and Benedict himself for Attempted Terrorism. The world was saved thanks to us and T.J. and all of his friends.

Dr. Phillium Benedict: Get your hands off the suit, you CLASSLESS FEEB! I am the former SECRETARY OF EDUCATION!

F.B.I. Agent: Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former Princess of Morocco. Get in the car!

William: (to Firefly and Hydro Man) Did you two have something to do with the machine shutting down by itself?

Firefly: (innocently) We don't know what you're talking about.

Maria: (laughs) You sly dogs! You actually did sabotage it, didn't you?

Firefly: (chuckles) Okay. You got us. But despite Benedict saying that he talked to Dark Spicer, we couldn't take the chance.

T.J.: Thanks. We really owe you guys one.

Hydro Man: Don't mention it. (he and Firefly teleport out)

Me: That was really crafty of them. T.J. everyone, I'm very proud of all of you for everything you did.

T.J.: Thanks J.D. It was so awesome helping you.

Vince LeSalle: It was an awesome experience.

Nico: You all did a great job. The entire school did a great job.

Gretchen: Thanks Nico.

Me: How about we all go out and get some Cheesesteaks? My treat.

Everyone cheered.

We went to an awesome Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich restaurant. Everyone in Third Street School now views T.J. and his friends as awesome heroes.

Sam Manson: (To the viewers) Never mess with equipment that rightfully belongs to the government and never be like Benedict.

Phillium Benedict and his men were found Guilty of attempted Terrorism, Theft of Government Property, Kidnapping, Conspiracy, Breaking and Entering and trespassing. They were all sentenced to 9,982 life sentences in the Neptune Prison for Traitors without any hope of release.

THE END


Another Awesome fanfiction complete!

I have known the movie Recess School's Out ever since I saw it in the movie theaters in the year 2001 and it was so awesome! It was just absolutely awful at what Phillium Benedict was gonna do to the world. But we stopped him. James Woods did a great job voicing him though. This chapter was made as a tribute to Jason Davis, the Voice actor of Mikey Blumberg who died 2 months ago from a drug overdose. Really sad.

R.I.P. Jason Davis - October 14th, 1984 to February 16th, 2020. You will always be remembered.

NicoChan11 and ArchangelOfJustice12 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks guys. Awesome ideas. Next up is another awesome sea adventure in the world of Pirates of The Caribbean as we journey to kill the ruthless Blackbeard and stop him from getting immortality in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides and we're going to take on the dark side of the legend of the mermaid as well as take down the evil Blackbeard - Scourge of The Seven Seas.

See you all tomorrow.