At the elementary school, we were doing tests.
Me: So this test is for World War I?
Bart: Boy this is a sense of deja vu. I had to take a test for World War I in Springfield and I couldn't study at all.
Lincoln: Really Bart?
Bart: Yeah but because of Quimby, I couldn't focus at all. Ever.
Me: Wow.
Nico: That's rough. Stupid Quimby ruined all of the kids of Springfield.
Laney: Yeah.
But then suddenly without warning we felt what sounded like an earthquake.
Me: Whoa what's that!?
I went over and I saw Mrs. Johnson hiding under her desk like she was scared.
Mrs. Johnson: It's Tuesday J.D. Cheeseburger Tuesday.
Me: Oh boy!
When it was 12:00 noon, all the kids came rushing out of the classrooms like a stampede of cows and headed to the cafeteria.
Kids: CHEESEBURGER TUESDAY!
Some of the kids came out of the panels in the ceiling!
Kids: CHEESEBURGER TUESDAY!
Some nerds came out of the lockers.
Nerds: CHEESEBURGER TUESDAY!
If that weren't enough, Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Shiv, Ebon, Hydro Man and Chief Wiggum snuck into the school through the back door.
Homer, Lenny, Carl, Shiv, Ebon, Hydro Man and Chief Wiggum: (Whispering) Cheeseburger Tuesday, Cheeseburger Tuesday.
We were running to the cafeteria with drooling mouths.
Nico: I can't wait for Cheeseburger Tuesday!
Ultra Humanite: Maybe I should try some burgers as well.
Jayden: Have you guys ever tried burgers on Cheeseburger Tuesday before?
Ultra Humanite: Never.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
In the cafeteria we had lots of plates full of piles of cheeseburgers.
Me: (Eating) Mmm. So delicious.
Nico: (Eating) Delicious.
Shiv: Can we eat with you guys too?
Crumplezone: Just as long as you guys don't try anything.
Ebon: Awesome.
They got to eating with us.
Lincoln: So delicious.
Laney: I love Cheeseburger Tuesday.
Nico: It's my favorite part of the week.
Me: It sure is.
Ebon was eating.
Ebon: (Eating) Mmm. Delicious.
G1 Inferno: (to Ebon) How can you eat burgers without a mouth?
Ebon: Just because you don't see a mouth on my face doesn't mean I can't eat food. It's a similar case with Optimus.
Me: Mmm. He does have a point.
Lincoln: I can see.
Stella (Loud House): I love Cheeseburger Tuesday.
Bart: Me too Stella. In Springfield we used to have Taco Tuesday.
Me: That's also a really good part of the week next to Burrito Thursday and Pizza Wednesday.
Nico: All my favorite parts of the week.
Shiv: So awesome.
Homer: All my favorites.
Lenny: You said it Homer.
Carl: Really good food.
Luann Van Houten, Milhouse's mom came.
Luann: May I sit with you guys?
Me: Sure Mrs. Van Houten.
Luann: You can just call me Luann.
Me: Sorry.
She sat with us.
Nico: So I heard about your husband Kirk. He was a totally pathetic guy from what I heard.
Luann: I know. He was the worst husband ever.
Homer: I know how that feels Luann. Marge was so overprotective and always nagging.
We laughed.
Then we heard crying.
Me: Uh oh.
We saw Gina Vendetti crying.
Bart: What's wrong with Gina?
Me: Lets find out.
We went over and she was really crying.
Me: Gina what's wrong?
Gina Vendetti: (Crying)
Me: Gina you can tell us.
Bart: Yeah Gina.
Gina Vendetti: (Crying) It's not fair! Why did my family have to abandon me!?
We gasped in shock!
Me: Your family abandoned you!?
Nico: Why would they do that!?
Gina Vendetti: Because they hated me! (Crying) That's why I've always been alone!
What she said made our hearts hurt.
Me: Gina.
Bart: You still have me and all of us.
Me: Hmm.
I looked up Gina Vendetti's family history and what it revealed was shocking and heartbreaking. Gina's mom and dad were both abusive to her and they hated her guts and they were also serial killers wanted by the F.B.I. They abandoned Gina at 5 years old, forcing her to live on the streets and her parents were arrested and executed for Capital Murder. She has had no one else to look after her and she had to look after herself ever since. Her whole life has been hell.
Me: Oh shit. I can't believe that all this happened to her.
Nico: No kidding. Poor girl. She went through hell.
Laney: That would leave a major indelible scar on you.
Ebon: Poor girl.
Hydro Man: No one should ever suffer like that.
Shiv: Yeah.
Bart was comforting her.
Bart: Gina, I'm so sorry.
Gina Vendetti: (Crying) What do you know Bart!? You've never had it like me!
Me: Gina listen. You are wrong. There are others that have had it worst than you. My brother Naruto went through hell like you. Same with Sasuke.
I went over the painful stories of Naruto and Sasuke.
Gina gasped.
Gina Vendetti: I... I had no idea.
Me: It's true.
Gina Vendetti: I'm so sorry.
Me: It's all right. But you don't have to be alone anymore. You can be part of our family and have a lot of friends.
Gina Vendetti: Really?
Me: Really.
Gina sniffled and then she hugged me while smiling.
Everyone: Aww.
Later at home, we were watching one of my favorite movies from 2000: The Road to El Dorado.
In 1519 Spain, two con artists, Miguel and Tulio, win a map to the legendary City of Gold, El Dorado, in a rigged dice gamble (though they ironically win the map fairly). After their con is exposed, the two evade the guards and hide inside barrels, which are then loaded into one of the ships to be led by conquistador Hernán Cortés for the New World. During the voyage, they are caught as stowaways and imprisoned, but break free and take a rowboat with the help of Cortés' horse, Altivo.
Their boat reaches land, where Miguel begins to recognize landmarks from the map, leading them to a totem marker near a waterfall that Tulio believes is a dead end. As they prepare to leave, they encounter a native woman, Chel, being chased by guards. When the guards see Tulio and Miguel riding Altivo as depicted on the totem, they escort them and Chel to a secret entrance behind the falls, into El Dorado. They are brought to the city's elders, kindhearted Chief Tannabok and wicked high priest Tzekel-Kan. The pair are mistaken for gods and are given luxurious quarters, along with the charge of Chel. She discovers that the two are conning the people but promises to remain quiet if they take her with them when they leave the city. The two are showered with gifts of gold from Tannabok but disapprove of Tzekel-Kan attempting to sacrifice a civilian as the gods' ritual.
Tulio and Miguel instruct Tannabok to build them a boat so that they can leave the city with all the gifts they have been given. During the three days this will take, Miguel explores the city, and Chel gets romantically close to Tulio. Miguel comes to appreciate the peaceful life embraced by the citizens; by then, he reconsiders leaving, especially after overhearing Tulio telling Chel that he'd like her to come with them to Spain, before adding he'd like her to come with him and to forget Miguel – straining the relationship between the two.
When Tzekel-Kan sees Miguel playing a ball game with children, he insists the "gods" demonstrate their powers against the city's best players in the same game. Tulio and Miguel are outmatched, but Chel is able to substitute the ball with an armadillo named Bibo, allowing them to win. Miguel spares the ritual of sacrificing the losing team and chastises Tzekel-Kan, much to the crowd's approval. Tzekel-Kan notices Miguel received a small cut and realizes the two are not gods, since gods do not bleed. He soon conjures a giant stone jaguar to chase them throughout the city. Tulio and Miguel manage to outwit the jaguar, causing it and Tzekel-Kan to fall into a giant whirlpool, thought by the natives to be the entrance to Xibalba, the spirit world. Tzekel-Kan then surfaces in the jungle, where he encounters Cortés and his men. Thinking Cortés is a god, he offers to lead them to El Dorado.
With the boat completed, Miguel decides to stay in the city. As Tulio and Chel board the boat, they see smoke on the horizon and realize Cortés is close. Knowing what will happen if Cortés discovers the city, Tulio suggests using the boat to ram rock pillars under the waterfall and block the main entrance to the city. The plan succeeds with the citizens pulling over a statue in the boat's wake to give it enough speed. As the statue starts to fall too quickly, Tulio has difficulty in preparing the boat's sail. Giving up on staying in the city, Miguel and Altivo jump onto the boat to unfurl the sails, assuring the boat clears the statue in time. The group successfully crashes against the pillars, causing a cave-in but losing all their gifts in the process. They hide near the totem just as Cortés' men and Tzekel-Kan arrive. When they find the entrance blocked, Cortés brands Tzekel-Kan a liar and takes him prisoner as they leave.
Tulio and Miguel, though disappointed they lost the gold (unaware that Altivo still wears the golden horseshoes with which he was outfitted in El Dorado), head in a different direction for a new adventure with Chel.
We were watching the movie and it was so awesome! It was such an awful shame that it was a box office bomb because of the mixed reviews from those dumb critics.
When the movie was done we cheered wildly!
Me: That is so awesome!
Carol: Boy it sure is. I have loved this movie ever since I was a little girl.
Lori: It's literally awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is. And it would be so cool to find the legendary El Dorado.
Me: It sure would be awesome. El Dorado - the Legendary Lost City of Gold.
Lola: That is a lot of gold.
Nico: It sure is. It would be one of the biggest discoveries in the history of mankind.
Vince: No kidding.
Brittney: It sure is amazing.
Edwayl: (Breton Accent) It sure is lads. For centuries, El Dorado has been an extremely elusive legend.
Fletcher: (Scottish Accent) Aye. That it has.
Laney: No one has ever found it.
Me: No one. It's said to be on the shores of Lake Parima in Venezuela. Hidden.
Naruto: Wow.
Lily: But who was that guy with all those men that took Tzekel-Kan?
Me: That was famous conquistador and governor of Spain, Hernán Cortés.
Jessie K.: That's right. He was the man that caused the fall of the Aztec Empire. The Conquest of the Aztec Empire.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. Und it was one of the events that lead to the Genocide of the Mayan's, Incan's and Aztecs.
Nico: That is terrible.
Me: Yeah. It's just absolutely terrible that there aren't any Mayan's, Incan's or Aztecs alive at all.
Lisa Loud: Actually I found out that through a DNA Test that Ronnie Anne and her entire family are indeed descended from the ancient Mayans of Mexico and Guatemala.
We gasped.
Me: Wow! Ronnie Anne that is amazing!
Ronnie Anne: It sure is. I didn't even know I was descended from the Mayans.
Nico: That is so cool!
Laney: It sure is. Ronnie Anne that is amazing.
Varie: No kidding.
Lisa Loud: She is descended from the Mayan's of the ancient city of Tikal.
Me: From Apocalypto. That was a bloody movie.
Nico: No kidding. But it was really interesting. It's hard to imagine that the Mayan civilizations were wiped out by disease and famine and the Spanish Conquistadors.
Me: No kidding.
Qin: But that Tzekel-Kan guy looked pure evil.
Me: He was. Lets see.
I pulled up his information.
Tzekel-Kan is the main antagonist of DreamWorks' 3rd full-length animated feature film The Road to El Dorado.
He was voiced by Armand Assante, who also played Rico in Judge Dredd, and Carlo D'Allesandro in Hoffa.
When the Spanish con-men Tulio and Miguel wind-up in the New World with a map that supposedly shows the road to El Dorado, they unknowingly find the hidden entrance to the city: it is hidden behind a large waterfall and marked by a stone tablet with a depiction of the Gods who built El Dorado. They encounter Chel, a native of the city who is trying to escape with a golden pot, only to be apprehended by more natives led by Tzekel-Kan's unnamed servant. The three are brought into the city in boats, amazed that the "Lost City of Gold" really exists. The servant tells Tzekel-Kan - in the middle of a magic ritual - that the "Gods" have arrived, upon which he rushes to announce to El Dorado's people that the "time of judgement is now". He tries to apprehend and punish Chel for running away with the pot, but Tulio and Miguel intervene. Tzekel-Kan is surprised that the gods have denied her being sacrificed.
The pair also meet the kindly and compassionate Chief Tannabok, who is at odds with the High Priest. Tzekel-Kan insist that the God's arrival marks The Year of the Jaguar, when the city will be purged of all wicked and malevolent people. The people are convinced of Tulio and Miguel's "divinity" when Tzekel-Kan asks them to vent their wrath on the city - just as a nearby volcano is erupting. Tulio shouts at Miguel as they argue what to do and it suddenly stops: to celebrate this miracle, both Tzekel-Kan and Tannabok offer celebrations, to which Tulio and Miguel accept both. They are then taken to their temple the chief showers them in golden gifts.
Convinced of Tulio and Miguel being Gods, Tzekel-Kan tries to win their favor, much to Tannabok's resentment. After a wild and rambunctious party on the night of their arrival, Tzekel-Kan offers to please the "Gods" with a sacrifice to Xibalba - a whirlpool which is believed to be the entrance to the spirit world. However, Chel has seen through their ruse and insists that she have a share of their golden riches given to them by Tannabok in return for her silence. She also asks that they take her with them when they depart the city, as she has wanted to leave before due to Tzekel-Kan's tyranny. The pair accept: they also accept the offer of Tannabok and Tzekel-Kan giving them a "tribute". They soon find out however that Tzekel-Kan's "tribute" is to throw a man into the whirlpool, upon which they insist that the alignment of the stars is not right for sacrifice - they were unaware until then that this counted as a "tribute". The High Priest is baffled, but admits he may have made a mistake. Tannbok then offers a new tribute: throwing golden ornaments into Xibalba. A shocked Tulio and Miguel ask to "bask" in their tribute instead, to which Tannabok complies, much to the annoyance of Tzekel-Kan.
Later, Tzekel-Kan witnesses Miguel interacting with the people of the city and is shocked that a God would mix with mortals. He consults Tulio, who is infatuated with Chel, and tries to convince him that all humans are like spiders and must be eradicated. Tulio is disturbed by this and denies his offers of purifying the city through sacrifice. After this, he witnesses Miguel playing a ball game with some children and demands that the "Gods" must face a competitive team of the city's best players in a match of Ollamalitzli. The two are outmatched, but manage to cheat with Chel's assistance, using an armadillo named Bibo as a ball. Tzekel-Kan is vindicated at their victory and demands that the losing side be sacrificed, thus achieving his goal to purify El Dorado. Miguel refuses and "fires" Tzekel-Kan, declaring that the city will no longer have any sacrifice. The High Priest is about to leave when he glimpses a cut on Miguel's forehead: he realizes that they are not Gods as Gods cannot bleed. He bows "as the Gods demand", much to the enthusiastic jubilation of Tannobok and the people.
Tzekel-Kan returns to his temple, where he conducts a ritual that will bring a massive stone jaguar to life - thus fulfilling the prophecy of "The Age of the Jaguar". He sacrifices his acolyte to complete the ritual and gains control of the statue, which comes to life and bursts out of the temple. Tzekel-Kan attempts to crush Tulio and Miguel, but they flee on their horse Altivo, taking Chel with them. The stone jaguar rampages through the city, proving to be immune to the natives' arrows, almost killing Chel when she falls off Altivo's back. But Altivo kicks the jaguar's right eye, which shatters it and allows them to escape. Tulio and Miguel run off on foot to distract the dangerous jaguar while Altivo takes Chel to safety. The pair eventually find themselves in a lava pit and manage to trick the jaguar, which causes it to sink into the lava. Tulio and Miguel believe they are victorious until Tzekel-Kan makes the jaguar burst back out of the lava and pursue them all the way to the plinth that looks over Xibalba. With the pair cornered, Tzekel-Kan deactivates his magic and confronts them himself, stating he knows they are not Gods.
The two con men attempt to fool the High Priest by claiming the other was lying, much to his satisfaction as he sees the argumentative friends. This is actually a ruse, as they get close enough to punch Tzekel-Kan in the face, causing to fall backwards onto the edge overlooking the whirlpool. As they charge and make to tie him up with vines, Tzekel-Kan reactivates his magic and the jaguar attacks them again. Tulio and Miguel manage to jump out of the way, swinging over the edge of the plinth on vines, causing the jaguar to land above Tzekel-Kan. Its weight proves too much for the stone plinth, and Tzekel-Kan tumbles - along with the stone jaguar - into the whirlpool below. His magic spell breaks as he is sucked through an underwater cenote and washes up in a river outside the city. The people celebrate at Tzekel-Kan's defeat and cheer for Tulio and Miguel. Miguel decides to stay in the city, but Tulio decides to leave with Chel and the gold, putting the friends at odds.
As the people prepare a boat to allow Tulio to leave El Dorado with the gold, Tzekel-Kan encounters Hernán Cortés, who followed Tulio and Miguel's trail into the jungle. Looking for gold, Cortés demands to know where Tzekel-Kan obtained his golden ear spools, to which the High Priest offers to lead the conquistadors to the hidden city. He thinks that Cortés is the true God, and that by doing this he will finally bring about "The Age of the Jaguar". However, Tulio spots smoke from the conquistadors' approach on the horizon and warns Tannabok, who realizes that Tzekel-Kan has survived and is leading Cortés to the city. He is ordering his men to prepare to fight, but Tulio says he cannot fight them, as they have muskets and over-advanced weaponry. He devises a plan to drop a massive stone idol over the entrance behind the waterfall, thus blocking access to the city. Miguel looks on as Tulio leaves with Chel and Altivo. However, the boat is unable to sail out of the city and escape being crushed by the falling idol. Tannabok single-handedly manages to hold back the statue with ropes, allowing Miguel to forgo his chance to stay in the city and open the boat's sail, allowing them to escape as the city's entrance is blocked. Tulio and Miguel reconcile as the boat hurtles out of the city.
Meanwhile, Tzekel-Kan has led Cortés and his men to the waterfall, but finds the entrance blocked by an avalanche: Tulio and Miguel crashed the boat against the pillars holding up the entrance tunnel - choosing to sacrifice their gold in the process - in order to ensure the entrance to El Dorado remains sealed. Tzekel-Kan is aghast and tries to explain to Cortés, but the angered and cantankerous conquistador declares that the High Priest is "a lying heathen" and that "there is no El Dorado here". He then arrests Tzekel-Kan, presumably selling him as a slave afterwards. As they are leaving, Tzekel-Kan spots Tulio, Miguel, Chel, and Altivo hiding behind some rocks and tries to gain Cortés' attention. However, they ignore the horrified priest and take him to meet his fate.
We gasped in shock and horror.
Me: I can't believe that Tzekel-Kan is that evil!
Ronnie Anne: No kidding. He's pure evil!
Varie: He was gonna whipe out the whole city and destroy everything!
Me: Maybe we can kill him before he does so. He will pay for his crimes. Lets head to the simulator.
We cheered.
We went to the simulator.
In the simulator we got ready and we were going to find the legendary Lost City of Gold - El Dorado. The Simulator activated and we found ourselves in the world of The Road to El Dorado. We were in the year 1519 and we were on a ship.
Me: Wow! We're in the year 1519.
Nico: It's amazing.
Varie: Wow.
We saw Tulio, Miguel and the horse Altivo.
Tulio: Did any of the supplies make it?
Miguel: Well, um, yes and no.
Altivo is shown eating the few supplies that made it into the boat.
Tulio: [sarcastically] Ohh, great!
Miguel: Tulio, look on the positive side. At least things can't get-
Thunder claps and rain falls.
Tulio: Excuse me, were-were you about to say "worse"?
Miguel: No.
Tulio: No?
Miguel: No.
Tulio: You sure?
Miguel: Absolutely not. I've revised that whole thing.
Tulio: Yeah. We're at least in a rowboat.
Miguel: We're in a rowboat. Exactly. You miss nothing.
Unnoticed by Miguel and Tulio, Altivo nervously watches the sharks following the boat.
Maria: Guys, you know there are sharks following us, right?
Me: I see them.
I fired blasts of energy and scared them away.
Tulio: Who are all of you?
Me: Oh I'm sorry. We're Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's a pleasure to meet you both.
Tulio: Same to you.
Miguel: It's an honor. Are you all here to help us find El Dorado?
Me: We sure are.
Tulio: Great!
Me: You all lead the way.
We followed Tulio and Miguel and we were trekking through the jungles of South America and it was beautiful and dense and it was a really thick jungle. We trekked over cliffs, and braved many obstacles. Until we got to a curtain cover and we pulled it back and what we saw was unbelievable! We saw a beautiful city made entirely out of pure 24K Gold! It was the Legendary Lost City of Gold - EL DORADO!
Everyone: EL DORADO!
We had found the Legendary Lost City of Gold!
Me: Unbelievable!
Varie: So this is El Dorado!
Aylene C.: This is incredible!
Jessie K.: Amazing! For centuries El Dorado has been hidden and now we have found it.
Laney: It's beautiful!
Lana: This is amazing!
Lola: Wow!
Lisa Loud: Sweet mother of discovery!
Nico: Wow!
Me: If this were found in the 21st Century, it would be the biggest discovery in the history of mankind.
Vince: Boy it sure would. This is incredible!
Naruto: This is unbelievable!
Nataša: (Czech Accent) It sure is amazing!
Jessie Bannon: This is absolutely incredible. I just can't believe that it exists.
Lincoln: We just didn't know where to look.
Linka: No we didn't.
Me: Lets look around.
We went into the city and we were looking around and it was a beautiful and absolutely breathtaking city. We saw beautiful statues, pyramids, trees and plants and the natives were really the Aztec people. With us was a native woman named Chel
Ronnie Anne: This is amazing. It's amazing that I'm descended from these people.
Me: It sure is amazing though.
Elyon: It think this is so cool.
Tara: It sure is.
Varie: You all should've seen what happened when we saw the Lost City of Atlantis. That was just as big as this one.
Lisa Loud: Indeed.
Lucy Loud: I think it's the most amazing place I've ever seen.
Rita: We've seen so many awesome places huh?
Me: We sure did Ms. Rita. We've seen so many things that have baffled us for years.
Nico: I know. It's amazing. And we have only begun to scratch the surface of how many discoveries there are.
Laney: Yep.
Lynn: It's so awesome and so amazing.
Luan: It sure is a Discovery of Fun. (Laughs) Get it?
Most of us laughed while everyone else groaned.
Me: (Laughs) Good one Luan!
Tulio: (Laughs) That was funny!
Miguel: (Laughs) That was a good one!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!
Chel: That was a good one.
Me: It sure was.
Chel: I think your world is so interesting. I want to see more of it.
Tulio: You will Chel.
But then we saw the ruthless Tzekel-Kan and he was about to sacrifice another person!
Me: Not on our watch. Lets go!
We went to the altar and we swooped in and I punched Tzekel-Kan in the face and sent him crashing into a wall.
He got up and saw us ready to fight.
Me: You are finished Kan.
Emma Goodall: You're not sacrificing another person again!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Zeo!
The Megaforce Rangers transformed into the Zeo Rangers.
Lord Drakkon and Electro then came out.
Me: Lord Drakkon and Electro. Can't say that we're surprised to see you here as well.
Lord Drakkon: Yes. And now we fight.
Electro: (to Tulio and Miguel) Hand over the gold and we won't hurt you two. (smirks) Much.
Tulio: Over our dead bodies!
Miguel: Yeah!
Then a figure came out and it was CHILL PENGUIN!
Chill Penguin: Let me introduce myself. My name is... Chill Penguin! (shoots three chunks of ice from his mouth at Chill Man)
Lola fired blasts of fire and melted the ice.
Me: Lets dance.
I went to face Lord Drakkon and Lincoln went to face Electro.
Lola went to face Chill Penguin.
Everyone else went to face Tzekel-Kan.
BATTLE 1: LORD DRAKKON
I was facing Lord Drakkon.
Me: Just like last time right?
Lord Drakkon: You got it J.D.
I went at Drakkon and punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and stomach and back and fired energy blasts and they hit the ground by him and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
The explosions knocked him down.
Battle 2: Electro.
Lincoln was facing Electro.
Lincoln: Lets dance.
Electro: Lets.
Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and Electro did the same and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
The explosion from the blasts sent Electro flying and he crashed into a wall.
Battle 3: Chill Penguin.
Lola fired a massive blast of fire and the Megaforce Rangers fired blasts of energy and they hit Chill Penguin and melted him.
We all got his Shotgun Ice and Ice Breath and Ice Statues abilities.
Lola: That one will burn you.
Troy Burrows: Yeah!
Battle 4: Tzekel-Kan
We regrouped and we were facing Tzekel-Kan.
Me: You are through Kan.
I punched him in the face and sent him crashing into a wall. He summoned the Stone Beast and I fired a wave of energy and blasted it into smithereens and Nico fired a blast of energy and it slammed into him and exploded.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Carol: Lets see how he likes this! ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: MR. BURNS NUCLEAR POWER PLANT!
Carol formed a blade of atomic energy and it turned into the Springfield Nuclear Power Planet and it fired a beam of energy and it hit Tzekel-Kan and exploded.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Nico: Whoa! That was intense!
Carol: Watch this one. ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: FUKUSHIMA DAIICHI NUCLEAR DISASTER!
Carol fired a wave of atomic energy and it hit Tzekel-Kan and exploded. Sending him into the air.
Me: That was intense!
Carol: This will hurt him. ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: CHERNOBYL ELEPHANT'S FOOT RASENSHURIKEN!
Carol formed a Rasenshuriken made of atomic energy and she threw it and it slammed into Tzekel-Kan and exploded. The ground heated up to incredible levels and he sunk into it as he screamed in excruciating pain and he was stuck halfway into the ground with his body melted up to his chest.
Carol: And try this! ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: WINDSCALE FIRE!
Carol fired a wave of atomic wind and fire and it slammed into Kan and burned him all over the place.
Me: Whoa! That was intense!
Jessie K.: No kidding! That was the Windscale Fire nuclear power plant accident from 1957. It was the worst ever nuclear power plant accident in England's history.
Lori: That is literally amazing!
Nico: Terrifying!
Laney: It sure was.
Jessie K.: It was terrifying. It was a level 5 accident where as Chernobyl and Fukushima were ranked at level 7.
Lana: Level 7 is the worst kind of radioactivity.
Me: Yep.
Hunter: Ja. That was amazing though.
Vince: It sure was. Way to go Carol!
Carol: Thanks Vince.
Ben: Lets show this fiend some predator power!
Ben turned into a new predator. It was called BEELZEAPORK. It looked like a 6 legged rhinoceros pig.
Ben: BEELZEAPORK!
Me: Whoa! I have never seen this one.
Shanan: Whoa! That is a Rinochoerosus from the planet Khoros. They are the natural predators of the Tetramands. Fourarm's Species.
Nico: Wow! That is a wicked one.
Riley: Really something. I didn't think that Tetramand's had predators.
Chione: Me neither.
Beelzeapork: Watch what he can do.
He charged at Kan and rammed him with incredible force.
Me: Time for some Combo and Final Smash power!
Cybertron Crumplezone: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Velocitron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it turned his jet boosters into powerful shoulder cannons.
Ultra Humanite: Yeah! Lets! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his psychic powers 100-fold.
Cybertron Crumplezone and Ultra Humanite: PSYCHIC CRUMPLE BLAST SURPRISE!
They fired blasts of energy and psychic energy and the blasts combined and they hit Kan and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Jayden Shiba: Time for some action! SAMURAI CYBER KEY POWER!
The Samurai Cyber Planet Key went into his Samurai Katana and enhanced his fire powers and symbol magic 100-fold.
G1 Inferno: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his strength 100-fold.
Jayden Shiba and G1 Inferno: FIRESTORM MEGABOULDER SMASH!
Inferno threw a boulder and Jayden Shiba fired a massive blast of fire from his Katana and the fire merged with the boulder and smashed into Kan and exploded.
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Shade Man: (Transylvanian Accent) Lets do it Jewel Man.
Jewel Man: Right with you Shade Man.
Shade Man fired a powerful sonic blast and Jewel Man fired a ring of jewels.
Shade Man and Jewel Man: SONIC JEWEL HYPERFORCE!
The blasts combined and orbited around Kan and the jewels hit him with powerful prismatic sonic blasts and exploded.
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Lola: Any last words, Kan?
Kan: I will sacrifice to our gods if it's the last thing I ever do!
Lola: Then you will burn! FIRESTORM DRAGON INCINERATION!
Lola fired a massive blast of fire and it turned into a deadly dragon of fire and it slammed into him and exploded.
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Miguel: Lets do it!
Tulio: With pleasure.
Chel: This monster will pay.
Miguel, Tulio and Chel had swords ready.
Miguel, Tulio and Chel: GOLDBLADE SWORDSLASH BEHEADMENT!
Their swords glowed golden yellow and they slashed Kan's head clean off and it caused him to explode. Splattering his blood and guts all over the place. Kan was sealed into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Tzekel-Kan, you have failed this city.
Lana: He sure has.
Lord Drakkon and Electro appeared.
Drakkon: If you think we're telling you where Sigma is, you guys are just going to have to find him yourself.
Me: That's all right. We know where Sigma is.
Electro: (to Tulio and Miguel) And you know your horse still has some gold, right?
With that, Electro and Drakkon teleport out.
Lola: (To the viewers) It was cool finding the Lost City of Gold, but it was cooler fighting Kan better.
Me: It sure was Lola.
Tulio, Miguel and Chel were given a lot of gold and they went back to Spain and we're made heroes.
We went back home.
THE END
Another Awesome chapter complete.
The Road to El Dorado was an awesome movie from the year 2000. It's an absolute shame that it was a flop because of those dumb critics. But it was still a great movie! The opening scene in this chapter is based on the funny Taco Tuesday stampede scene from Season 25 episode 13 of The Simpsons. That was so funny. NicoChan11 and ArchangelOfJustice12 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a chapter for Scooby Doo Moon Monster Madness. Get ready for an awesome mystery that is out of this world!
See you all tomorrow.
