WARNING: This chapter contains a lot of explicit language and a lot of blood and carnage. Read at your own risk.
In the heart of the city I was walking down the street while humming to myself.
Me: (Humming Rawhide by the Blues Brothers)
But a bunch of figures were following me. It was the remnants of Team Rocket. As I was walking down the street, I sensed the men from Team Rocket.
Me: Huh?
I fired blasts of energy and sent them flying in fiery explosions.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Team Rocket Remnants: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN! (TING)
They were sent flying until they became a star in the sky.
Me: Those fuckpots just will never learn.
Later I was shopping at the mall and the Team Rocket Remnants were back.
I fired more energy blasts and sent them flying again in fiery explosions.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Team Rocket Remnants: TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN! (TING!)
They were sent flying out of the mall roof.
Me: (Sighs) Idiots.
Everyone cheered for me.
Later at the grocery store, I was picking up some food for Lynn Sr. and the Estate. I had 5 carts with me.
Me: Lets see here Eggs...
I Picked up 8 cartons of 18 eggs.
A Team Rocket man was in the freezer and I punched him in the face.
POW!
I sent him crashing into the wall.
I moved the carts.
Me: Milk...
I picked up 10 jugs of milk that were fat free and put them in the carts.
I moved the carts and went to the cereal.
Me: Everyone's favorite cereals...
I picked 75 different cereals.
I later went to the produce section and picked a bunch of fruit and vegetables.
Me: Oranges, cherries, berries...
I picked a bunch of cartons and bags of said fruit.
I sensed more men from Team Rocket behind me.
Me: You Team Rocket Fucksuckers have no idea who you are dealing with. MOUNTAIN STYLE NINJA ART: THREE SISTERS!
I stomped the ground and the remnants of Team Rocket were launched into the air by huge mounds of earth that sent them through the roof.
Team Rocket Remnants: NOT AGAIN! (TING)
I fixed the store and paid for the food.
I arrived back home and dropped the groceries off.
Me: I'm back.
Nico: How'd the shopping go?
Me: Good man. Team Rocket's Remnants have been following me like a bunch of ravenous fangirls.
Lynn Sr.: (Offscreen) Thanks for the groceries J.D.!
Me: No problem Mr. Lynn.
Lincoln: Those guys just will never learn.
Me: Evil never does.
Laney: Yep. We're getting ready to have Aqua, Kairi, Xion and Namine turn into Street Sharks temporarily.
Me: Cool!
Aqua: We're ready.
Aqua, Kairi, Xion and Namine came down. They were dressed in old shirts and shorts and skirts.
Me: Nice outfits girls.
Aqua: Thanks. Wanted to find something for us to rip out of.
Me: All right. Lets head to the lake.
We headed to the lake.
We did so and we were ready.
Jessie (Pokemon): Are you 4 ready to become Street Sharks temporarily?
Jessie's Seviper: Seviper!
Aqua: We're ready.
Xion: Yep.
Me: Just so you know, this is gonna hurt really bad. The Bolton Siblings went through this and it hurt really bad.
Stacy: It sure did.
John Bolton: Yep.
Namine: We can handle it.
Me: Okay. But it will only last for 15 minutes.
Xion: Okay.
Kairi: Can you hold my ring for me Sora?
Sora: Sure.
Kairi took off her ring and handed it to him.
Me: Ready girls? Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and they were groaning in excruciating pain! Aqua's skin turned dark blue, her muscles grew and her teeth and hair fell out.
Cornelia: (Xion holds her head in pain) You okay, Xion?
Xion: Not really. It feels like my eyes are pushing out of my head!
Xion's skin turned brown and her eyes grew on stalks.
Kairi's skin turned Aqua Blue with purple stripes. They grew shark fins and their heads turned into sharks heads. Aqua was now half Great White Shark, Kairi was half Tiger Shark, Xion was half Hammerhead and Namine was half Whale Shark!
Motormaster: So, how do you girls feel?
Aqua: Amazing!
Kairi: This is so cool!
Me: Take a look.
I formed a mirror and they saw themselves and they looked awesome!
Namine: Whoa! This is amazing!
John Bolton: It's cool seeing what we look like as sharks on the outside.
Clint Bolton: No kidding. I forgot how cool we looked.
Bobby Bolton: Yeah.
Stacy: This is awesome dudes.
Rodimus Prime: At least you 4 still have your shorts and skirts.
Aqua: That's true.
Me: (Senses something) Want to see what you all can do as Street Sharks? We got Remnants of Team Rocket coming in at 5:00.
Leni: 5:00? It's 2:00 now.
Laney: No Leni, it means they are coming from the South Southeast. That way. (Points to said direction)
Aqua: Lets get them!
Kairi: Yeah!
Girls: SHARK ATTACK!
They went at the Team Rocket Remnants and Aqua punched a mans head off and he splattered blood all over the place and Kairi bit a mans leg off and he screamed in really bad pain.
Me: EWWW!
Nico: Brutal!
Namine: (Echoing) SEISMIC SLAM! 9.5!
Namine punched the ground and we felt a massive tremor and it knocked a bunch of men down and Xion smashed them in half with her head and literally disemboweled them all!
Me: Gruesome and action packed!
Lola fired blasts of fire and incinerated the men.
Me: Awesome job girls!
Bolton Siblings: JAWSOME!
Aqua: Thanks guys. If I was like this forever, I would be called Aquabite.
Kairi: Lightstreak.
Xion: Lightjab.
Namine: Lightslam.
Bolton Siblings: Righteous!
Stacy: Great names!
Me: Those names rock! And perfect timing too. 10 seconds left. Boys cover your eyes.
We did so.
Aqua: It was really fun.
Kairi: Yep.
Xion: It sure was.
Namine: Yeah!
Me: 3...2...1...
I covered my eyes and the girls were in excruciating pain as they started reverting back to human. They regained their hair, teeth and skin and shrunk down and they got back to human. Maria, Teresa and Leni gave them towels to cover themselves.
Aqua: Thanks guys.
They put the towels on.
We uncovered our eyes.
Me: So what did you girls think?
Aqua: It was awesome being half shark.
Xion: It sure was.
Kairi: Yep.
Namine: It was cool though.
John Bolton: Glad you girls had so much fun.
Lynn then came out.
Lynn: Guys we got trouble!
Me: Uh oh!
We went to the computer and we found out that Tony Montana A.K.A. Scarface is causing a lot of problems and rival mob boss Alejandro Sosa has ordered his men to kill Tony Montana. It was all happening over in Bogota, Colombia.
Antonio "Tony" Raimundo Montana is the titular protagonist villian of the 1983 epic crime drama film Scarface, which is a loose remake of the 1932 film of the same name. Tony Montana was a former Cuban soldier, who was imprisoned in Cuba along with his friends Angel and Manny. However, he later fled and departed to Miami as a Cuban refugee in the Mariel Boatlift in 1980.
He was portrayed by Al Pacino, who also played Michael Corleone in The Godfather trilogy, Big Boy in Dick Tracy, John Milton in The Devil's Advocate, Willy Bank in Ocean's Thirteen, David Fisk in Righteous Kill, and Roy Cohn in Angels in America. In the upcoming remake, he will be portrayed by Diego Luna, who also played Jonah Pincerna in Blood Father.
Antonio "Tony" Raimundo Montana was a Cuban refugee that escaped from Cuba and arrived at Miami to build a criminal career. At first he worked for drug lord Frank Lopez and fell in love with the latter's girlfriend Elvira Hancock. He then forged a relationship with cocaine kingpin Alejandro Sosa in Bolivia. When Frank discovered that Tony was getting out of hand in the business, their business relationship ends. Frank later sent hitmen to murder him but failed, after which Tony killed him in retaliation.
Next, Tony got all of Frank's illegal powers and started his own drug empire, married Elvira and started getting into business with Sosa. While on a mission in New York, Tony was commissioned to kill a senator with a bomb under his car; upon knowing that the senator was accompanied by his wife and children, Tony aborted the mission, thus double-crossing Sosa (much to the latter's fury). Back in Miami, Tony went to the house of his best friend Manny and found him with his sister Gina Montana, not knowing that the two were married. Tony then crossed the Moral Event Horizon after shooting and then killing his faithful friend Manny because of the love he had for his sister, though he quickly regretted this action.
Later, Sosa sent a group of his own men to raid Tony's mansion and kill him; all of Tony's men were taken out, including his sister. After a furious gun battle with Sosa's men, Tony was heavily injured due to his high on cocaine in which he never bothered to take cover. He is ultimately shot in the back by Sosa's chief assassin, The Skull, with a double-barreled shotgun. Tony's corpse then fell into the fountain below, while the camera is in front of a statue reading "The World is Yours".
Scarface: The World Is Yours
The game begins in the film's final scene, with Tony's mansion being raided by Sosa's assassins. In a point of divergence from the film, Tony detects and kills the Skull. With the assistance of some of his surviving employees, Tony manages to escape.
Sosa is then informed that Tony's mansion has been seized and his massive drug empire has been reduced to nothing. Hiding in a safe house located outside of Miami, Tony regrets the decisions he has made, chastises himself for Manny and Gina's death, and never listens to the advice of others because of being a bullhead and makes a vow to stop using cocaine which led to his downfall, he then swears revenge on Sosa and promises to kill anyone who's in league with his nemesis.
Three months after the mansion shootout, Tony returns to Miami. Since everyone assumes he is dead, all of his assets have been seized and the districts of Miami that he used to dominate have been divided between other drug cartels. Tony's first action is to ask George Sheffield to become his lawyer again. Sheffield reluctantly agrees to this, but at a higher cost than before - Tony's influence throughout the city is gone and he has no choice but to accept it.
Starting off again by selling cocaine to personal dealers, Tony manages to pay off the police to get his mansion back and travels to confront Gaspar Gomez at his penthouse. Despite Gomez not being there, Tony kills his head of security and many of his men, steals a satellite phone for his personal use and hijacks an armored van carrying $50,000, enabling him to open a new bank account. He reconnects with his original banker Jerry, who has since been promoted and although he feels unsafe, he has faith in Tony and agrees to work with him again. Tony then proceeds to take over Little Havana, claiming all of its businesses and turfs, severely weakening the Diaz Cartel. While taking a break at the Babylon Club, Tony is attacked by assassins sent by the Diaz Brothers. One assassin informs Tony that his mother has been slain. Tony murders the Diaz Brothers in retaliation and takes their territory.
One of Sheffield's associates, Pablo (Wilmer Valderrama), lures Tony to Freedom Town with the promise of information on his missing ex-wife Elvira. However, this meeting turns out to be an ambush, but Tony survives. After killing Pablo during a speedboat chase, he adds Sheffield to his hit-list. Tony takes Downtown from the Contreras cartel. He allies with the Sandman, a coke producer in a set of Caribbean islands south of Miami. He finds Nacho Contreras there as well, controlling a floating casino. After a chase through said boat, a wounded Nacho is killed by a shark. After this, Tony slaughters what is left of the Contreras Cartel, seizing control of another tanker belonging to Nacho, which he used to smuggle drugs into Miami. Tony uses the new ship and various ex-Nacho workers to establish a supply line.
Tony slowly takes North Beach and South Beach for his own, fulfilling the various business missions and conquering the storehouses. He now controls Miami, however his supply lines are weak. The Sandman says he is going to war with the Colombians. Tony assists and drives the enemy's influence from the Islands. However, before he can celebrate, the Colombians take over Tranqilandia, a small island that is owned by the Sandman, and a crucial drugs base for the Montana Cartel. Tony takes it back, killing the Colombians, rescuing the Sandman's workers, and preventing the Colombians from seizing the cocaine there. Finally, everything is clear on the Islands. The Montana Cartel's power rises and Tony Montana becomes even wealthier and more powerful than ever before. Finally, he has gathered the strength to destroy Sosa, and heads to Bolivia.
Meanwhile, Sosa is hosting a sit-down in his exotic mansion. Sheffield and Gomez are with, discussing the problem of Montana. The man himself crashes the meeting. Tony moves through the grounds, killing Sosa's security detail before going to proceed in executing both Sheffield and Gomez. Tony then confronts Sosa in his living room and they discuss the situation from the movie where Tony refused to kill children. Shortly afterwards, Tony kills Sosa, fulfilling his revenge. On his way out, Tony finds one of Sosa's men still alive. The survivor begs for his life on the basis of his family and Tony offers him a job.
The game ends with that surviving henchman now serving as Tony's butler, Venus as his new wife and Tony's empire restored to full power and wealth. Tony finally has the "world" that he felt was coming to him, and with all competition eliminated, the Montana Cartel is the most powerful drug cartel in 1980's Miami.
Me: Tony Montana!?
Laney: From the 1983 movie Scarface!?
Lincoln: Whoa! I've heard about Tony Montana. He's really bad news!
Clyde: Really bad news. This guy is said to be wanted all over by Interpol.
Me: Yep. He has done it all. Drug trafficking, murder, money laundering, treason, the works. And not only that but he has been messing with some big time badass sons of bitches in the South American Mafia.
Lincoln: Which ones?
Me: He's messing around with infamous drug cartels and mob bosses from Colombia, Brazil, Uruguay and Bolivia.
Varie: Who is he messing with?
Me: This guy.
I pulled up the information for Bolivian Mob Boss Alejandro Sosa.
Alejandro Sosa is the main antagonist of the 1983 epic crime drama film Scarface, and the 2006 videogame Scarface: The World is Yours. He is a powerful international drug lord at Bolivia and Tony Montana's former friend up until the latter betrayed him.
In the film, he was portrayed by the late Paul Shenar, who also played Jenner in Don Bluth's The Secret of NIMH. In the video game, he was voiced by Robert Davi, who also played Franz Sanchez in Licence to Kill.
Biography
Not much is known about Sosa's past except that he was educated in England.
Sosa is first seen in Bolivia giving Tony Montana and Omar Suarez a tour of his drug factory. It turns out he could have talked to Frank Lopez in person, but with his trial going on, he sends Tony and Omar to go to Sosa. While having lunch in his mansion, Tony makes a dangerous risk to Sosa, something neither Frank nor Omar would want. The latter and Tony argue about this as Sosa gets a phone call. Afterwards, he offers Omar a ride back to Miami by helicopter. Then, Sosa reveals to Tony that Omar is a police informant responsible for sending gang members to jail. Therefore, a helicopter ride from Sosa is a trap to get him killed. As Omar is hanged by being threw from the helicopter, Sosa reveals his disdain towards Frank and wants Tony to work with him. However, he has one condition: do not betray him.
Later, when Tony (who now has built a multi-million-dollar empire) is sent to jail for tax evasion, Sosa invites him again to Bolivia to help him. He introduces him to more of his friends. It turns out they have a problem and working together will be the solution. Sosa shows Tony a video of a journalist revealing Sosa's shady dealings to the entire world. He needed him to be killed to prevent this action from happening. Tony reluctantly agrees to do the job along Alberto the Shadow, Sosa's bomber who is slated to blow up the car while Tony drives the vehicle. If Tony does the task, Sosa will use his government connections to give him immunity from going to jail.
However, the selected day, when the journalist departed from a hotel in which he had a conference, Tony and his allies discovered that the activist was going to be accompanied by his wife and his children. Neverthless, Alberto was still determinant to kill the journalist anyway. Tony, not wanting to kill the journalist's wife and children, calls off the mission and executes Alberto with a headshot, double-crossing Sosa in the process. Sosa later called Tony after this to inform him that the bomb was discovered under the journalist's car and now he was being protected much more. Furious, Sosa decides to send his henchmen after Tony but not before reminding Tony of the warning he previously gave to him about not betraying him.
Eventually, Sosa send his henchmen in order to get revenge for the sabotage. Although they managed to execute Montana's security and Montana's sister Gina, Tony was able to kill many of them. However, The Skull, one of Sosa's assassins, ultimately and fatally shot Tony in the back, killing him and avenging his betrayal. It's completely unknown what happened to Sosa after this, but it could be possible that the corrupt Bolivian government officials and flag officers ultimately revealed the story which had the possibility to have Sosa executed in the electric chair. If that did not happen, however, Sosa most likely resumed his operations at Bolivia from that point onwards.
Me: Alejandro Sosa. One of the richest and most well known Crime Lords in all of Bolivia. He is wanted by Interpol. Same with Tony Montana.
Nico: These guys are really bad news.
Me: Big time.
Batman: Is the Scarface I know inspired from the human version?
Me: Yep. He is. Lets get him guys. But first I got to have someone come with.
Nico: Okay.
I went to my dad's study.
I knocked on the door.
Sumner: Come in.
I came in.
Me: Hey dad.
Sumner: What's up?
Me: Me and everyone are going after Tony Montana. You might know him as Scarface.
Sumner: Scarface is back!?
Me: He is.
Sumner got a look of determination on his face.
Sumner: Let me come with you.
Me: I was just about to ask for if you wanted to come with us. But awesome.
Sumner: Let me get ready.
Sumner get ready by putting on a camouflage army uniform and he was armed with a 12-Gauge Automatic Rifle, a Tavor Machine Gun with a grenade launcher and he had an elephant gun rifle and many cartridges in belts. He also had a knife and many grenades as well as an M-31 Minigun. Dad came out and he was ready. He also had a bullet-proof vest on. He looked like he was ready to go into war.
Me: Whoa! Dad you look awesome!
Sumner: Thanks J.D.
Me: You ready to kill that fucked up son of a fucking bitch?
Sumner: I sure am. Lets send that fucker off to hell.
Me: With pleasure.
We were ready.
Me and dad came.
Nico: Wow! Mr. Knudson you look awesome!
Sumner: Thanks Nico.
Lincoln: So you are coming with us Mr. Knudson?
Sumner: Lets just say that I have an old score to settle with Tony Montana.
Vince: Wicked.
Hunter: (German Accent) Lets make that Lebensverschwendung versaut pay with his life.
Lana: What did he say?
Me: That means Fucked Up Waste of Life in German.
Nico: I like it.
Me: Lets roll!
We were off to Bogota, Colombia. One of the most Lawless Cities in the world.
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA
At the house of Tony Montana it was erupting into a massacre! It was a massive war with Tony Montana and the men of Alejandro Sosa.
Tony Montana: You think I'm a deadbeat!? You'll need a fucking army if you want to play with me! Come on! I'll take you all to fucking hell! Come on! Come on.
He fired his gun at some men.
Tony Montana: Who do you think you're fucking with man? I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you're fucking with the best!
Sosa's men fired and hit him all over. But he was so wired on Cocaine that he was being kept alive.
All of Sosa's men were hitting him all over. But then...
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion erupted out from underneath Sosa's men and sent them flying all over the place and a phoenix cry was heard. A blast of lightning hit a man behind Tony Montana and killed him.
We came out of the explosion and we were ready to fight.
Me: Tony Montana, we have come for you.
Tony Montana: You have no idea who you are fucking with!
Me: We know exactly who we are fucking with and it's you!
Sumner: You and I have an old score to settle Montana.
Tony Montana: Sumner Knudson! You motherfucking asshole! I will kill you for giving me this scar!
Me: No one talks that way to my dad!
Tony Montana: So you are Sumner's son!
Me: And we are gonna kill you! You all face Tony Montana and Sosa's men. Me and dad will face this fucking shitkicker.
Nico: With pleasure.
Sumner: Lets get him!
Me and dad went up to him and all of Tony Montana's men came and Sosa's men got up.
Ben turned into Diamondhead.
Ben: DIAMONDHEAD!
Sosa's men fired bullets at him.
Diamondhead: (bullets bounce off him) Does the word "diamond" ring a bell at all to you guys?
Nico: Obviously not. Lets get them!
Orion: Let's see how these gangsters deal with this Legendary Mode!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Sixth Ranger Mode!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Sixth Rangers. Troy turned into the Magna Defender from Lost Galaxy, Noah turned into the Titanium Ranger from Lightspeed Rescue, Jake turned into the Quantum Ranger from Time Force, Gia turned into the Lunar Wolf Ranger from Wild Force, Emma turned into the White Mystic Force Ranger from Mystic Force, and Orion turned into the Gold Samurai Ranger from Samurai.
They went at them and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted a bunch of them with 500 billion volts of electricity! He unsheathed the Sword of Tengu and slashed numerous men and cut their heads off as blood splattered everywhere all over the place. Laney fired numerous poison barbs and they hit one man and poisoned him with Strychnine Ω and he died in an instant and dissolved into a pile of green slop that dissolved through the floor of the compound. Lori formed a sword of wind and viciously disemboweled a man and splattered his intestines and entrails all over the place and she slashed his chest open and ripped his beating heart out of his chest and shoved it down another man's throat and Lana stabbed a man in his crotch with a sword and she formed a gun of ice and blew his whole head clean off. Eion fired blasts of fire and incinerated them and reduced them to ash.
Liberty: Try this! ALIEN STYLE NINJA ART: HYSTERIA SWARM!
Liberty touched the ground and a weird orange mass went out of her fingers. It was a swarm of tiny creatures from the planet Aurelia called The Hysteria.
The Hysterias are microscopic predators living in big swarms. They look like tadpoles with big teeth, but as a group they appear as a yellow current.
Living in the waters of the big Stingerfan-forests of Aurelia they communicate chemically and act perfectly together. A Hysteria-Swarm is able to kill and eat everything, from a Mudpod to a Stingerfan, even a Gulphog, because the swarm acts like one organism. They kill their prey by injecting them with neurotoxins and consuming the corpse.
In the cases of larger prey such as Gulphogs, they swarm up to land and bite into the prey's foot. After consuming the prey's body and innards, the Hysteria-Swarm builds itself into a mushroom that bursts into eggs that hatch into more Hysterias.
The swarm crawled and it touched numerous men and they screamed in excruciating pain and they died in an instant. Then they started to be consumed from the inside out and then they were reduced to nothing more than skeletons in seconds.
Liberty smiled.
Liberty: The Hysteria are satisfied.
Lily formed a sword of water and slashed a leg off of a man!
Nico: Try this on. KLENDATHU STYLE NINJA ART: TANKER BUG FLESH-EATING ACID!
Nico formed a ball of electricity in his fingers and fired a wave of flamable fire acid and it hit a bunch of Sosa's men and they screamed in excruciating pain as they were melted in fiery acid.
Nico: You douchebags have no idea who you all are fucking with!
Lola: No they don't!
Lola fired a massive wave of fire and burned many men. Carol fired blasts of Gravity Lightning and blew the men apart in a gruesome and bloody fashion. Splattering their blood and guts all over the place.
Liberty: Try handling these ugly flyers! ALIEN STYLE NINJA ART: FLYING FEAST OF THE SKEWERS!
Liberty fired a wave of energy into the air and they formed into the fierce aerial predators of Darwin IV: The Skewers!
Skewers are monstrous flying animals, possessing a wingspan of approximately 15 meters (49 feet) and when combined with their sleek body structure and wide range of habitat, prove them to have no rivals more potent than they. They are the largest aerial predators on all of Darwin IV, and are both prey and predator to the planet's near-sapient species, the Eosapiens. Even Arrowtongues are not beyond vulnerability to their swooping attacks. Their species generally travel in mated pairs, but can be found less frequently in small, flying pods, using the planet's strong air currents to help migrate them from pole to pole.
Skewers are reminiscently jet-like in shape, and like presumably all other predators on their world, hunt by sonar. They hunt in small packs, and use a huge, curved hollow nasal-lance protruding from their heads, which they use to impale and disembowel their prey. Once prey has been impaled, they go into a steep climb to offset the shift in their center of gravity caused by the impaled prey. They then proceed to inject their sometimes still-living prey with digestive enzymes as any other liquivore would do, and soon begin sucking the corpse's fluids out of its now-lifeless body. Each Skewer will alternate between feeding, and dropping their prey, letting other members of their pod to feed as well. This performance appears to be almost playful, and does not stop until the prey is finally completely drained of all its fluids. Skewers have been known to kill for sport, and even for fun. The shriveled husks of such victims can be found virtually everywhere upon Darwin IV's surface.
Their species maneuver through the air by propelling themselves through the use of internally created methane gas, which is then combusted within the four jet-pods located on its wings, in a way again reminiscent of modern-day jet propelled aircraft of Earth. This is coupled with the movements of their wings. They do not flap but squeeze (similar to accordions), shifting their shape in order to shift flight patterns. With these two adaptations, they are capable of traveling at speeds of up to 322 kilometers per hour (200 miles per hour), making them likely the fastest species on Darwin IV as well as the largest aerial predator.
The two Skewers impaled 3 men with their lances and they killed them in really gruesome manners. They were drained of their fluids in a sporting fashion.
Lucy fired blasts of lightning at some of Sosa's men and they were electrocuted and Luan fired blasts of light into some of Tony Montana's eyes and permanently blinded them and Lensay blasted them with red light blasts and bisected them in half. Leni fired blasts of gravity and smashed the gangsters into pulpy bloody pancakes and Lincoln and Fiona fired blasts of lightning and blew them apart, splattering blood and guts all over the place. Venom ate numerous gangsters and they were really tasty. Agony lashed them all over the place and fed on their blood and organs. Shanan slashed a bunch of Sosa's men into bloody messes and Jessie K. and Akiza slashed and blasted a bunch of gangsters into gore by disemboweling them and incinerating them.
Bart Simpson: Try this one! SIMPSONS STYLE: DON'T THANK ME, THANK THE KNIFE!
Bart fired a blast of energy and it formed into a bunch of knives and they slashed open a bunch of gangsters stomachs and it caused them to explode all over. (Season 5 Episode 8)
Homer: Nice one son! Watch this! SIMPSONS STYLE NINJA ART: AND MAN DO I GET HURT!
Homer fired a wave of energy and it hit a bunch of gangsters and they all got hurt in the myriad of ways that Homer got hurt over the course of 32+ years on The Simpsons:
Amongst other mishaps, he has blown out his knee;
had his thumb cut off;
has suffered numerous heart attacks (four of which were simultaneous);
undergone coronary artery bypass surgery (performed by Dr. Nick Riviera);
had laser eye surgery;
stabbed himself in the eye with a switchblade;
had his face caught in a suction hose and nearly lost an eye;
had stiches in his eyeballs as a result of a crow attack;
put an electric drill through his eye while attempting to make eye-holes through a metal bucket that was glued to his head;
had a cigarette put out in his eye;
broken his back on the top of a fire hydrant during a fight;
been in a coma because a candy machine fell on him;
donated a kidney;
had a crayon wedged into, surgically removed from, and wedged back into his brain;
been rendered infertile from radiation exposure;
suffered repeated back trauma;
been run-over by a bicycle;
been crushed several times under a tractor;
been institutionalized (twice);
nearly destroyed his stomach with beer and cannonballs;
been forced by his cruel boss Mr. Burns to consume radioactive waste with a spoon;
suffered four simultaneous heart attacks;
been attacked by a swarm of bees;
had his abdominal area torn open by a potentially rabid badger;
suffered alcohol poisoning (twice);
been pummeled while inside a robot;
been crushed by boulders and wrecking balls;
been bitten by venomous snakes;
electrocuted himself (by both tasers and power lines);
set himself on fire numerous times;
suffered multiple gunshot wounds;
nearly suffocated after a garage door fell on him;
had a parasitic butterfly burrow into his skin and enter his skull;
fallen off of Springfield gorge (twice within one day);
had a drawbridge close on his head;
tried to sign an insurance paper while it was going through a shredder;
had a window closed on his head;
fallen off cliffs, down stairs, and off the roof of the house frequently;
been struck in the face, head, and gut in innumerable brawls and fistfights started because of his poor attitude or incompetence;
had his heart ripped out;
forcibly torn out a behavioral modification chip, causing brain damage;
ate Guatamalan insanity peppers; claimed to suffer from hemophilia;
temporarily went blind;
been shot in the by a nail gun (one in each ear and two in the hand);
been hit by a car driven by Marge Simpson;
been beaten up by paramedics the first time he got alcohol poisoning;
had the back of his head missing from sharp blades after a self-cleaning house attacked him (Simpsons Treehouse of Horror);
had both his arms stuck in vending machines;
has been hit in the head with a hammer by his daughter, Maggie;
been struck by lightning in the mouth;
had air injected into his bloodstream via an empty syringe;
had his jaw wired shut after running face first into a metal statue of a boxer with an extended arm;
had his entire body covered in porcupine quills in a Chinese hospital;
been strangled on several occasions;
inhaled a tranquilizer dart;
been shot four times in the forehead with a nail gun;
went through the gears of an old watermill;
fallen off of a cliff into a lake in his car;
eaten various items that would normally kill or severely sicken a human (a moldy, mushroom bearing sub sandwich and spoonfulls of baking soda, consumed radioactive waste, to name a few);
been dragged by a hook in his nostril;
cut his face excessively after shaving with a straight razor causing very severe bleeding;
been jabbed in the testicles by a viking hat mounted on a bicycle being ridden by Bart;
has had at least two pennies go into his bloodstream;
eaten improperly cut poisonous pufferfish in a restaurant;
had several hits to the groin during ski accident;
had a large pipe fall on his head (causing 20 percent brain damage);
claimed to have suffered three strokes (the third one resulting in memory deficits);
was once infected with chicken pox and many more.
They were hurt and killed in all of those ways.
The Megaforce Rangers blasted and slashed many gangsters all over the place.
Woya: Try this one! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: CHEROKEE TRIBE!
Woya fired a wave of wind and it turned into the warriors of the Cherokee Indians and they slashed and scalped many gangsters.
Lincoln: This will hurt you! LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: THE LAST STAND!
Lincoln fired a blast of light and it turned into the German Landsknechts and it had Spanish and Italian Mercanaries as well and it was the army from the 1527 Sack of Rome. They slashed and cut up a bunch of Gangsters and burned them all over.
Lola: This will burn! FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: ACHAEMENID EMPIRE!
Lola fired a huge wave of fire and it turned into the army of the Achaemenid Empire from 522 BC to 330 BC. They slashed and incinerated a bunch of Gangsters all over the place.
Lori: Try this one! WIND STYLE NINJA ART: THE GOBI DESERT!
Lori fired a wave of wind and it turned into the sands of the Gobi Desert in Asia and they blew a bunch of Gangsters in a tornado of sand.
Liberty: Try this! ALIEN STYLE NINJA ART: PACK OF PRONGHEADS!
Liberty fired a wave of energy and it turned into a pack of Prongheads from Darwin IV.
Prongheads are a Darwinian species of agile, well-muscled pack hunters filling a similar niche as the Wolf from Earth. They are named for the three hollow prongs which protrude from their face, acting as tubes to siphon liquids from their prey. Digestive fluids are pumped into their victims through a pair of tubes on the sides of their foot spurs. A larger central tube is used to ingest this, now liqueous, food. They exhibit highly developed social behavior, working as a team, stalking their prey from all directions in an attempt to surround it.
They skewered a bunch of gangsters and sucked out their fluids and killed them.
Clyde: Take this! DECAY STYLE NINJA ART: ATTACK OF THE DEAD MEN!
Clyde fired a wave of time energy and it turned into the armies of the Battle of the Osowiec Fortress and they threw chlorine gas bombs and poisoned a bunch of gangsters and killed them and decayed them into nothing.
Axel Adell: (Swedish Accent) Lets see how you like this! ICE STYLE NINJA ART: MAMMOTH RIDING NORSEMEN!
Axel fired a wave of ice and it turned into numerous Norsemen riding whooly mammoths and they slammed into the gangsters and froze them and smashed them into a million pieces.
Dana: Try this! ICE STYLE NINJA ART: JUSTICE SWORDS OF ANASTASIA!
Dana formed two deadly swords of ice and she slashed a bunch of gangsters all over and splattered their blood and guts all over the place!
Salar: (Persian Accent) Try this one on! FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: TIGRIS RIVER!
Salar fired a wave of fire and it turned into the Tigris River in Iran and it slammed into the gangsters all over and incinerated them.
Khalyaka: (India Accent) This is gonna really hurt! INDIA STYLE NINJA ART: HINDU STAR RASENSHURIKEN!
Khalyaka formed an Orange, White and Green Rasenshuriken and it had the bells of India around it and she threw it and it slammed into a bunch of Gangsters and exploded with incredible!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Ben: Try this predator on!
Ben turned into a new Predator called BLACK SPINOVOLT! It looked like a Spinosaurus with spines on its back and it had spines on his back and he had 4 arms on it and it was scary! He was what's called a Nosedeen Electrospino, the natural predators of the Megawhatts from the Nosedeen Quasar.
Ben: BLACK SPINOVOLT!
He fired webs of pure lightning and electrocuted a bunch of gangsters into ash.
Nico: I've had it with these fuckers! Lets show some teamwork!
Jessie (Pokemon): With pleasure! POKEMON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Pokemon Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her Seviper's powers 100-fold.
Motormaster: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his strength 100-fold.
Jessie (Pokemon): Use POISON TAIL!
Jessie (Pokemon) and Motormaster: POISON BOULDER METEOR!
Motormaster picked up a boulder and Seviper used his poison tail to turn the boulder into a deadly acid boulder. Motormaster threw it and it slammed into a bunch of gangsters and exploded and melted them into piles of poison slop.
Cornelia: Lets get them! CANDRAKAR CYBER KEY POWER!
The Candrakar Cyber Planet Key went into Cornelia's Right Arm Device and enhanced her Earth Powers 100-fold.
Rodimus Prime: This is really gonna hurt. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his photon eliminator 100-fold.
Cornelia and Rodimus Prime: PHOTON LEAFSTORM ELIMINATOR!
Cornelia fired a wave of leaves and Rodimus Prime fired a bunch of photon blasts and they hit a bunch of gangsters and slashed and vaporized them.
Concrete Man and Leanbow: CONCRETE WOLF FIRESTORM!
Concrete Man fired his Concrete Shot and Leanbow fired his Wolf Fire spell.
Lincoln and Crow Hogan with Black-Winged Dragon: BLACK-WING LIGHTNING STORMBURST!
Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and Crow and Black-Winged Dragon fired a powerful blast of wind and black fire.
Lana and Zhalia Moon: SUBZERO BOLTFLARE BURST!
Lana and Zhalia fired powerful blasts of Ice Lightning and Boltflare blasts.
Laney and Junko: POISONBARB SUPER PUNCH!
Laney and Junko had their fists wrapped in poison bramble.
Lily and Arkayna: DRAGONSTORM WATER DELUGE!
Lily fired a powerful blast of Glowing Water and Arkayna fired a powerful blast of green energy that turned into a dragon.
Lucy Loud and Julie Yamamoto: NETHERWORLD TECHNO ENERGY FIRESTORM!
Lucy fired a massive blast of black lightning and Julie fired a powerful blast of green energy from a wrist blaster.
Lori and Winx Club Stella: SUNLIGHT WINDSTORM BURST!
Lori and Stella fired blasts of wind and light and they formed into light wind.
Luan and Cornelia: LIGHTSTORM EARTHWAVE!
Luan and Cornelia fired blasts of Light and Earth.
The combo attacks hit many gangsters and obliterated all of them and destroyed them all! Now it was just us and Tony Montana.
Me: You don't have any idea who you are fucking around with Tony!
Tony Montana: You are dead! I will kill your fucking ass!
Sumner: Not if I kill your fucking ass first!
Nico: You know, Scarface? At least the puppet version of you is weaker!
I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and my dad kicked him in the crotch and fired a pistol blast into his leg and Nico punched him in the stomach and dad fired a bunch of bullets from his Tavor Machine Gun and really pumped his fucking guts full of lead.
Tony Montana: YOU ARE DEAD!
Me: You should be dead! That was enough bullets to kill 100 people. But this is for fucking around with us! DODON RAY ARMBLAST!
I fired a Dodon Ray blast and blew off his right arm and he screamed in pain!
Nico: This will hurt just as bad. Tony Montana A.K.A. Scarface, you have failed this country. NUOVA SUN GUN ATTACK!
The 4-Star Dragonball on Nico's Bracelet glowed and he fired numerous fireballs at Tony Montana and burned him all over.
Batman: You will never torment anyone again. BATMAN SWORDSLASH!
Batman unsheathed his Batsword and slashed Tony all over.
Sumner: This is for messing around with the good of the world. TAVOR PARALIZER FIRESTORM!
Dad fired numerous bullets into his Tony's and blew them off.
He took out his Elephant Gun and pointed it at his head.
Sumner: See you in hell you fuckshit.
BANG!
Dad blew Tony Montana's whole head off and completely decapitated him. Killing him instantly. He fell into his pool below and turned it red with blood.
Me: Give my regards to Al Capone you fucking asshole.
Nico: Good riddance. Now we have to go arrest Sosa.
Me: That won't be needed Nico. Inspector Fox and all of Interpol are closing in on him.
Nico: Good.
My Signer Mark glowed red.
Me: Huh? Uh oh. We have company.
?: You have more worries.
We turned and we saw another Dark Signer! It was KALIN KESSLER - THE DARK SIGNER OF THE GIANT!
Kalin Kessler, known as Kyosuke Kiryu in the Japanese version, was a former member of the Dark Signers and was a resident of Satisfaction Town. He is the best friend of Yusei Fudo and the closest friends with Jack Atlas and Crow Hogan.
During his time as a Dark Signer, Kalin wore the black robe of the Dark Signers that was accented with blue stripes. His dark mark was the Giant. He had extreme hatred toward Yusei Fudo and his previous team (The Enforcers), but later forgave them after he found out the truth from his loss to Yusei. He was brought back to life after Goodwin's defeat. He was last seen in Crash Town, where Kalin attempted suicide by Dueling in order to atone for his wrongdoing, only to be forgiven for them by his former teammates, Yusei Fudo, Jack Atlas and Crow Hogan. He later stayed behind to help rebuild the town along with West and Nico, which was later renamed Satisfaction Town to cherish his team's honor.
Kalin was once the leader of The Enforcers (Team Satisfaction in the original version), which consisted of himself, Yusei Fudo, Crow Hogan and Jack Atlas. He met with the trio for the first time when he approached them with the idea for the Team. He fought for his own ideals and unique sense of unity and gave his team a true glimpse of hope under the despairing circumstances of the Satellite.
The team managed to conquer all the team areas in the Satellite by beating the other Duel Gangs. During the face-off with the final gang, one of them almost killed Yusei by pushing him off the roof, but Kalin saved him.
After conquering all the zones in Satellite, Kalin got into a fight with a kid from Team Insect, something that prompted Crow and Jack to go against Kalin and leave the team. Later, when Sector Security began arresting Duelists in Satellite, Kalin decided to take action into his own hands and blew up a part of the Security base, and he seemed happy that he did it. At this point, Yusei left as well. The abandonment felt at the Enforcers' dissolution caused Kalin to become obsessed with ruling Satellite forever and reuniting his group for their last Duel against Security. He was eventually pursued by Security until his former teammates came to his rescue. However, neither Crow, Jack or Yusei believed they could defeat Security, so Kalin confronted a Security guard on a Duel Runner and ended up driving through a bunch of crates, which severely injured the guard. Before he could finish him off, Yusei interfered and isolated him in a room. Yusei then decided to call himself the leader of the Enforcers in the hopes that they wouldn't arrest Kalin. But security found Kalin and arrested him for injuring a guard. One of the Security members had already figured out that Kalin was the leader and Yusei tried to convince that he was the Enforcer's leader; Kalin saw Yusei trying to convince Security to let him go, and he mistakenly believed that Yusei had him purposely arrested. Kalin attempted to fight him, but was held back by Security and was arrested.
In the Facility, Kalin was painfully imprinted with a criminal mark, and the prison guards constantly beat him up and intentionally withheld his food rations. Although he claimed that he could survive the abuse, his resistance was weakened when Security took his Deck, which was his most prized possession. After that, Kalin was seen in a cell, near death from starvation, when a voice spoke to him, calling itself a Messenger from beyond the Twilight (the "Envoy of the Underworld" in the Japanese version) who came with a proposition: If Kalin had some sort of unfinished business, he could come back to complete it as a Dark Signer. Because of his grudge against Yusei and his wish to fight the last battle with Team Satisfaction, Kalin accepted, died of starvation and was reborn as a Dark Signer (In the English Dub, it was Roman speaking to him telepathically). At some point after that, he escaped prison and eventually joined up with the other 3 Dark Signers: Roman, Devack, and Misty. They were all under Roman's leadership.
Dark Signers
Kalin was waiting for Yusei who had been accompanied by Crow, and as they both entered the B.A.D. area, Yusei and Crow were both shocked to see him. He jumped on his Duel Runner and created a shadow barrier in the process, which suddenly formed, and separated Crow and Yusei. The barrier began to take the shape of his mark, the Giant. Kalin then exclaimed that he would take down Yusei, as their Shadow Turbo Duel was about to begin.
Before the Duel started, Jack appeared in a helicopter, Kalin exclaimed that the Enforcers were together again. The Duel began with Kalin gaining total control and him telling Yusei to suffer. Throughout the whole Duel, Kalin laughed hysterically when referencing their past together. Yusei pleaded with Kalin to stop, and reminded him how he had saved Yusei's life years ago. Yusei still didn't understand why Kalin hated him. Then after Kalin's direct attack, he remembered. Yusei had stopped Kalin from escaping arrest after he almost killed one of the Sector Security's squad members. Yusei Summoned "Stardust Dragon", but Kalin countered by Summoning his "Earthbound Immortal" "Ccapac Apu", which nearly ended the Duel. However, before he could claim victory, Yusei's Duel Runner malfunctioned, and critically injured Yusei. Upon seeing this, Kalin laughed and ended the Duel without a victory, and told Yusei to suffer the same pain that he had endured.
When he returned to the headquarters of the Dark Signers, Roman asked him why he did not kill Yusei. Kalin replied that he would do so if all Dark Signers were present. He also said that he would let Yusei live in fear after he witnessed the power of his Earthbound Immortal.
He was present along with the rest of the Dark Signers when they all confronted the Signers right after Yusei's and Roman's first Duel concluded. He tried to degrade Yusei by calling him weak, however Yusei's opposite reaction to that comment surprised him.
After Yusei finally arrived at the Giant tower, he and Kalin began their rematch and told him that this would be the Enforcers' last Duel. He continued to use his Handless Combo strategy. He eventually Summoned his Dark Synchro Monster "One Hundred-Eyed Dragon" once again and assaulted Yusei with its effect. After Yusei destroyed it, Kalin revealed to him the horrible incidents that occurred to him while being a prisoner before he became a Dark Signer.
As Kalin said to Yusei that by accepting his fate, he could return to show Yusei the fear that he had felt at the time. Intending to do this through his "Earthbound Immortal" card, he then Summoned "Ccapac Apu" once again, and tried to finally defeat Yusei with it. However, as Yusei managed to fend off the Immortal's assault, the Immortal itself began to trash the ground where the Duel was taking place. As Kalin began to have some difficulties with this, Yusei extended his hand to offer his help, which symbolized the occasion where Kalin risked his life to save Yusei. However, Kalin rejected it, and stated that it was too late and that it was completely pointless. After this, Yusei Summoned "Majestic Star Dragon", and it ultimately took down "Ccapac Apu".
By this, Kalin lost, and in the end, not only did he make peace with Yusei, but also reveals to him that he had another purpose besides revenge when he transformed into a Dark Signer; Kalin also wanted to carry out the Enforcers' Last Duel. Following that, Kalin finally turned to dust.
Kalin was the third Dark Signer to be defeated.
When Rex Goodwin was defeated in the final battle, and the King of the Netherworld was destroyed, Kalin was restored to life, along with the other Dark Signers except for Roman and Goodwin himself.
After these events, he was gone on a trip, according to Luna.
Crash Town
Following the events of the Dark Signers, Kalin resided in a town that was ruled by Dueling. His appearance had gradually changed over the course of time; his hair was much longer than before and he wore a trench coat. He also carried around a harmonica around his neck (which he often played) and his personality showed no emotion; when he did show any emotion, it was of sadness, concern, or pity. He followed the gang leader Radley, and a bunch of Duelists that dominated part of Crash Town. Barbara told Yusei that Kalin had come to this town to die. Kalin said that he had forgotten the meaning of words such as satisfaction. He Dueled one of the members of another gang led by Malcolm and ultimately won against his opponent. After the Duel, Yusei tried to talk to him, but he gave no reply as he rode off with Radley's gang.
After the Duel Kalin was in the gang bar, but left so he could be alone. Kalin still had memories of the time when he was a Dark Signer (how this occurred was unknown; it was possible that he remembered because he became a Dark Signer willingly, like Rex and Roman Goodwin, and that unwilling transformations like Carly's resulted in memory loss). Being left with the guilt from what he had done to hurt his friends, he struggled to end his life through the only thing that once mattered to him: Dueling. The next day Kalin challenged Yusei and revealed his intentions, and pleaded with him to defeat him so that he could die in the mountain. Kalin fought hard, and refused to simply throw the Duel, and even resorted to Summon his "Infernity Doom Dragon". Ultimately, however, he was defeated by "Stardust Dragon" again.
After the Duel, Yusei and Kalin were double-crossed by Barbara, who was secretly a member of Malcolm's gang. They were apprehended by the undertakers and taken to the mountain along with Radley after losing to Lawton, Malcolm's brother. Kalin went to work with no second thought; even Yusei couldn't convince him to escape otherwise. Yusei then punched him in the stomach and left him unconscious. He took Kalin and escaped, and as they did, they ran into Nico and West. Soon after, Lawton and Malcolm's gang members found them, Yusei went and Turbo Dueled Lawton, while Kalin was running away with Nico and West in a miner cart from Malcolm's gang members. Kalin managed to steal a Duel Runner from one of the members of Malcolm's gang, and used it to get to the Duel between Lawton and Yusei. In an attempt to get rid of them, Lawton threw dynamite at them, which caused the mine to collapse and left Kalin and Yusei in a crevice, while West and Nico were taken as hostages by Lawton. After visiting the graves of those who went to the mountain, Kalin vowed to fight for those either still working in the mountain or had lost their lives because of it and to save West and Nico, and called himself a "Death God".
Returning to Crash Town, to the shock of Lawton and the others, he and Yusei engaged in a 2 vs 1 Duel with Lawton, to free the town from his horrid rule. Though their Duel was coming to an end, Lawton's men interrupted and proceeded to stop Yusei and Kalin. But the members had a change of heart and decided to hold back. Lawton and Barbara attempted to make a final getaway but were stopped by Crow and Jack. In one last attempt, Lawton detonated the explosives in the city, which created a diversion. Kalin gave chase on Yusei's Duel Runner and caught him in order to finish his last turn. Lawton, knowing his top card was a spell card that would render Kalin's "Infernity Doom Slinger" useless, agreed to finish the Duel. But Kalin used the effect of "Infernity Climber" to draw this card instead of his spell card, using the effect of "Infernity Doom Slinger", and finished off Lawton (In the dub, Kalin, after catching up to Lawton, restrains him until Sector Security arrived as Kalin believed he didn't deserve to end the Duel properly for being a coward). After that, Kalin stayed in town to watch over its reconstruction, and to watch over the kids, West and Nico. In honor of his team, he renamed Crash Town, Satisfaction Town.
Ark Cradle
In episode 150, he was cheering on Yusei. Two episodes later, Kalin reappeared and was seen being defeated by Jack in Satisfaction Town as Jack was self-training himself to once again regain his crown as the King of Turbo Duels. Kalin told Jack that he had become a lot stronger since the days of the Enforcers but he was still not satisfied, with Jack agreeing.
Yusei: Kalin!
Kalin: Long time no see Yusei.
Me: You know him Yusei?
Yusei: I sure do. He was one of my friends when we were known as a group called The Enforcers. Kalin was our leader and me, Crow and Jack were part of his team. But we disbanded because of Kalin's questionable tactics.
Me: What was The Enforcers?
Yusei: Think of them as a law and order group.
Yusei went over the history of the Enforcers.
The Enforcers, known as Team Satisfaction (チームサティスファクション, Chīmu Satisufakushon) in the Japanese version and The Protectors (Die Beschützer) in the German version, was a group which existed in Satellite. It was formed by Kalin Kessler, who was the leader and also consisted of Yusei Fudo, Crow Hogan and Jack Atlas. They all wore brown vests with their outfits that they wear in the present day events of the storyline (except for Jack).
Their Duel Disks are similar to the ones used during Battle City. And currently all of the enforcers except Jack have a criminal mark.
The gang was formed under Kalin's sense of unity which also helped their fellow companions live through Satellite's desperate situations and surroundings. Believing there is no way to get out of Satellite, the only thing they could do was set some sort of satisfaction to their living situation, that being pulling off something big within the city.
Satellite was divided into various zones ruled by dueling starved gangs. Eventually, the group was able to conquer those zones until all of the city was claimed by them. During the face-off with the final gang, one of them almost kills Yusei by pushing him off the roof, but Kalin saves him.
However after that the team quickly disbanded due to Kalin's questionable acts, as his personality soon began to change.
This is seen on that incident where Kalin forces a kid from a remaining duel gang to a duel. After he wins, Kalin inexplainably assaults him, but is stopped by Crow as he disagrees with this act and then Kalin punched him. Yusei and Jack broke them up, but Jack along with Crow left the team, leaving Yusei who chose back then to stay with Kalin. Thus Yusei was the only one left remaining for the time being, as sometime later Sector Security began to show up on Satellite and began arresting duelists.
Because of this Kalin starts talking about causing an explosion in the Security building, to which Yusei not only disagrees completely with but because of this he then finally leaves. Still Kalin went with his schemely plan and blows up a part of the Security base, being happy about it no less.
Consequently to this event, he ends up being pursued by Security, but his former teammates no less came to his rescue. However in what was supposed to be The Enforcers' last duel, Kalin confronts a Security guard on a Duel Runner and ends up driving through a bunch of crates, severely injuring the guard. Before he could finish him off Yusei interfered and isolated him in a room. Yusei then decided to call himself the leader of The Enforcers in hopes they wouldn't arrest Kalin. But security found Kalin and arrest him for murdering a Security. One of the Securities "congratulates" Yusei on "helping" them arrest Kalin; Kalin then sees him trying to convince the Security to let Kalin go, and he mistakenly believes that Yusei had him arrested.
Kalin was presumed dead by Yusei, Jack and Crow until his reappearance as a Dark Signer. He attempts to take revenge against Yusei, but was defeated and later revived after Goodwin's defeat. He was last seen in Crash Town, where the team reunites to liberate it from Lawton's reign. Kalin remains behind to rebuild the town and care for Nico and West while the rest of the team returns to New Domino City.
We gasped in shock!
Me: So he's a cold blooded murderer!
Yusei: Yes.
William: You're the only Masters of Evil member that came today?
Kalin: Vypra, Dark Spicer, and the others are back at the hideout training their Pokemon.
Me: We were facing numerous gangsters and Tony Montana here.
Kalin: I can see that. You all have been busy.
I saw the mark on Kalin's arm. It looked like the Giant Nazca Line.
Me: That mark you have is the Giant Nazca Line.
Kalin: That's right. It represents Ccapac Apu.
Me: That's the Giant Earthbound Immortal no doubt and his name means Warlord Apu. Apu is the Incan god of the Mountains in Incan Myth.
Kalin: That's right.
Yusei: But why are you here Kalin?
Kalin: Isn't it obvious Yusei? I'm here to kill you all starting with J.D.
Me: So you want to fight. All right then.
Kalin: I hope you still know how to use your Duel Runner, Yusei.
Yusei: (smirks) Actually, I do!
Me: This is gonna be interesting.
Kalin: I have just the thing for us to duke it out on J.D.
Kalin summoned a new Duel Runner and it looked like a Tournament Arena floor attached to a Duel Runner.
Me: Cool!
The Giant Nazca Line appeared in the sky.
Me: I see how we're gonna do it. We're gonna fight while going along the lines of the Giant Nazca Line.
Kalin: You catch on quick.
Yusei got on his Duel Runner and we went onto the Nazca Line and most of us were flying above it.
Nico: Whoa! This is amazing!
Varie: I didn't know the Dark Signers could do this.
Vince: Me neither.
Me: Lets dance shall we. I summon my strongest monster! NINE-HEADED DRAGON!
I summoned NINE-HEADED DRAGON! It roared ferociously!
Yusei: 10,000 ATK in that card by itself!? That's amazing!
Me: It sure is. And it's a level 13 monster.
Akiza: Incredible!
Me: Yep. Before we fight Kalin, how did you die if I might ask?
Kalin: I died from starvation.
Me: That's one of the most agonizing and excruciatingly painful forms of death.
Kalin: Indeed it is. I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU!
He summoned the terrifying Earthbound Immortal of the Giant Nazca Line, Ccapac Apu!
Nico: Whoa! That is a cool one!
Lori: Scary!
May: No kidding.
Me: Lets dance Kalin.
I powered up and went Super Angel-Ebonwu 100,000 Elemental Moonlight Phoenix.
Me: (Divine Voice) This is gonna really hurt you.
Kalin: (Insane laughter) Oh I am not gonna just hurt you! I'm going to kill you! And then I will kill your friends and use Ccapac Apu to kill everyone you know and love!
Me: You're insane! What kind of fucked up world do you live in!?
Kalin: A world that's better than this!
We went at each other screaming in incredible fury and a ferocious fight broke out! I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and he threw punches at me and I dodged them and kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face and we were really tearing each other apart. But I was dodging all his attacks and blows. Massive thunderous shockwaves were shaking apart all over Bogota and rattling the whole place to an incredible degree!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOMMM!
I teleported and kicked him in the back and punched him in the crotch. We then mercilessly punched each other some more and I matched all his moves. I punched Kalin in the back and kicked him in the face and we jumped back and I fired a massive energy blast and Kalin fired a massive blast of darkness and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion was so powerful and devastating that it created a massive mushroom cloud of fire that rained down fire and embers all over the city and fiery explosions were blowing apart buildings that belonged to several drug cartel members and setting all kinds of drug factories on fire!
When the smoke cleared we went at each other again and I had a massive punch ready and so did Kalin and then we punched each others fists and a massive explosion of lightning and darkness exploded out and it was so strong and powerful that it blew some of the air of the planet away! Lightning of light and darkness was being emitted from our fists as they were still connected. Nine-Headed Dragon fired blasts of 9 Elemental Energies and they hit Ccapac Apu and exploded. Destroying him.
Nico: Whoa! Look at them go!
Laney: Unreal! J.D. and Kalin are perfectly evenly matched!
Akiza: How can J.D. have that much power?
Nico: He trained his entire life to get to where he's at.
Sumner: That's my son for you.
Kalin was laughing insanely and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and then I punched him in the stomach with incredible force and the face and I sent Kalin flying and he fell off the arena and crashed into the ground of the city.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Aylene C.: Geez! That must've hurt!
Akiza: No kidding.
Nico: He really lost that one.
I powered down.
We landed and had the Duel Runner Arena square beamed to the Estate for future use. Sosa was arrested and sent to the electric chair for his crimes and his reign of terror was over.
Nico: (To the viewers) Not even drug cartels are a match for the awesome power of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: You said it. Dad it was awesome having you help us.
Sumner: Thanks J.D.
Me: You really socked it to him.
Sumner: I made him blow his colon out!
We laughed hysterically.
THE END
Another Fanfic complete and another Gangster done.
Scarface from 1983 was a great and really violent movie. Al Pacino did a great job in that movie and that was his greatest movie he did that gave him his rise to fame. NicoChan11 and ArchangelOfJustice12 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up for Earth Day is a FernGully chapter. I did a FernGully Chapter earlier. But that was just for Laney. Now here comes another FernGully chapter where we all face Hexxus and stop him from destroying the forest and make sure he doesn't succeed.
See you all tomorrow.
