In the middle of the city, we were walking to the Gotham Royal York Mall.
Me: So far things have been very quiet.
Nico: Yep.
Lincoln: It's great that we're going to the mall for some activity time.
Laney: Yep. We haven't gone shopping in a while.
Lana: I know. We've been so busy that we haven't done anything fun.
We just entered the mall to see Snake Jailbird at the entrance.
Snake: (smiling) Hey there, dudes!
Fiona: (confused) Snake? Why are you here? Are you helping out the Kobra terrorists?
Snake: Nope! Speaking of said terrorists, you're gonna love what we have set up right now.
Me: Okay.
We followed Snake to the Food Court and we saw the Masters of Evil there. But we also saw a bunch of Kobra Terrorists tied up and dangling over a huge tank full of sulfuric acid and the rope is linked to a winch operated by Dark Spicer. We saw that everyone was there to watch the Kobra terrorists die.
Me: Whoa what's all this?
Vypra: You should know J.D. We are gonna kill the terrorists that nearly drove you all to quit and give them a funeral to remember in Hell.
Electro: You know what's great about you, boss? You really put the "fun" in "funeral".
Lincoln: What are you talking about? No one died today, right?
Bane: (Spanish Accent) No. But you, J.D., and the other Loud Kids did nearly quit because of these fools.
Me: I see.
Dark Spicer: Dear friends...Today is the day that the Masters of Evil cried. And we cry not for the passing of one person, but for the near death of a dream. I'm talking about the time J.D. and the Loud Kids nearly quit the hero business. Despite them being our rivals, we don't want them to quit. Or go to jail. Because they're too nice for that. No. We prefer the good relationship between us where we fight one another. Like Hydro Man spraying Luna with water.
Hydro Man: (laughs) Got that right!
Luna laughed
Dark Spicer: Or Bane punching Laney in the face.
Bane: (chuckles) That is correct!
Laney: (Offended) HEY!
Dark Spicer: (glares at the Kobra terrorists) But those dreams were nearly dashed by the weaselly little douchebags sitting there in our midst. The cowardly insignificant assholes who probably got lucky when they got that hostage hurt and caused J.D. and the Loud's to nearly throw in the towel! Those mounds of diseased hyena filth who aren't even fit to spit-shine my boots!
Vypra: (kisses Dark Spicer on the cheek) Calm down, Dark. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look ahead to a future filled with smiles.
Dark Spicer: (smiles) You're right. And we'll be smiling again shortly. (gestures to the Kobra terrorists) Just as soon as we take those men there. (gestures to some boxes) And slap them in those boxes there. (gestures to vat of acid) And roll them into that vat of acid there!
Everyone roared in agreement.
Man 1: NO ONE MAKES OUR HEROES QUIT!
Man 2: YEAH! KILL THEM ALL!
Man 3: SEND THEM OFF TO HELL!
Vypra: FYI, Dark Spicer made that vat of acid with Slimepuss.
Me: Whoa. This is gonna be good.
Harley Quinn: This is just like the funeral Mr. J did for Sid the Squid.
Batman: I remember that.
Vypra: Kill them.
Dark Spicer pressed a button and lowered the Kobra Terrorists slowly. They struggled a lot as they were lowered down to the acid.
William: How are you feeling, Drakkon?
Drakkon: Well, I have recovered from the slash that Kazex gave me. We were going to recruit him but after that attempt on our lives, we changed our minds.
Me: Good.
We saw the Kobra Terrorists get dunked into the acid and they screamed in excruciating pain as they were being dissolved and we cringed and winced as they were eaten up by the acid.
Me: YICHIHUAHUAS! That's gonna sting.
Nico: But those terrorists have failed this universe.
Vince: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Shiv did a mock version of Taps.
Maria: So you guys tried to Mega Evolve your Pokemon?
Vypra: We wanted to see if all our Pokemon could Mega Evolve in order to better combat yur powered up forms.
Dark Spicer: Unfortunately, some of our Pokemon ended up Mega Evolving.
Me: That's because you need to have special minerals that correspond to that kind of Pokemon. (Holds a book up) Misty gave me this book about the kinds of stones needed for each Pokemon that can Mega Evolve.
Vypra: I see.
Me: It's really something. Lord Drakkon showed me his Mega Charizard and Mega Salamence. He used Charizardite and Salamencite for them.
Vypra: Wow.
Me: But finding minerals that Mega Evolve Pokemon is really hard. They can only be found in certain places that are very hard to get to.
Vypra: That's interesting.
Me: It sure is. I also found out that there are a bunch of Pokemon Mega Evolution Forms never before accessed. Watch this one. Xerneas, you ready?
Xerneas: You bet.
Xerneas turned back into her Pokemon form.
Vypra: Wow! You have the legendary Pokemon of life as one of your fiancés!?
Me: Yep. She's an incredible Pokemon and amazing woman. Watch.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a blue mineral and it had a rainbow cats-eye in it.
Me: This mineral is called Xerneasite. Watch this. Xerneas Mega Evolve!
The gem glowed and went into Xerneas and she glowed and turned into MEGA XERNEAS! Her antlers glowed with the colors of the rainbow and she had broader shoulder spikes and there were butterflies coming out of her. She was taller and bigger than before and her power increased 100-fold.
Me: Meet Mega Xerneas!
Nico: Whoa! Xerneas is even more beautiful than ever!
Lincoln: Incredible!
Laney: Wow! This is incredible!
Lana: That is cool!
Lily: Amazing!
Vypra: Most impressive.
Lord Drakkon: The fight with me had you learn something.
Me: It sure did. And it got me into the Mega Pokemon theme.
Lord Drakkon: It sure did.
Misty Tredwell: Someday we'll have Pokemon too.
Me: Maybe. But It'll be cool if you all have Pokemon that correspond with each of the Earthbound Immortals. But something stumps me.
Roman: What's that J.D.?
Me: We already saw the Condor, Whale, Lizard, Monkey, Hummingbird, and Spider Earthbound Immortals. How come we haven't seen Earthbound Immortals that correspond to the rest of the Nazca Lines?
Roman: That's a very good question.
Me: Thanks. And just a couple of years ago a sandstorm unearthed the Snake Nazca Line. The Satellites showed us.
Roman: I see.
Varie: Yeah. Hey where's Carly?
Devack: Oh she's with Jack at that table over there.
We saw them having an awesome ice cream milkshake.
Me: Aww.
Nico: So romantic.
May: It sure is.
We laughed.
Later we were in the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix flying through the endless void of space.
Me: Captain's Log, Stardate 2825.7: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is currently en route to a new planet located 50 light-years away from Earth. It is a planet that I remember seeing in a documentary that I know all too well. We're going on an awesome exploration there to see it.
Poliwag: What planet are we visiting this time?
Me: It's a really cool one that I remember seeing in a documentary.
Nico: If it's from a documentary it must be really cool.
Me: It sure is.
Laney: This is gonna be amazing.
Lisa Loud: J.D. we have arrived at our location.
Me: On screen.
We arrived at a strange Twin Star Solar System and we were in front of a huge Gas Giant Planet. It was 60 times larger than Jupiter and it was a massive planet.
Me: Whoa! That is a tremendous Gas Giant Planet.
Eddy: Talk about Gassy! (Rimshot)
We laughed at Eddy's Joke.
Luan: (Laughs) Good one Eddy.
Me: That was funny. And we arrived at our destination. Welcome to the Blue Moon.
We saw a beautiful Earth-Like Planet in orbit right around the Gas Giant planet. It was the same size as Earth and it was right next to the Gas Giant Planet.
Double D: So this is a Blue Moon.
Me: It's not A Blue Moon. It's called the Blue Moon. It's an Earth Planet in orbit around a huge Gas Giant Planet.
Varie: Wow! That is so cool.
Ben: Does anyone live here?
Me: No. The Atmosphere is so dense that humans wouldn't live here.
Nico: Wow.
We stationed the ship about the planet.
Me: Wow. It looks so much like an ocean planet.
Lily: It sure does.
Me: Lets go check out the planet.
We got off the ship and flew down to the surface of the planet.
We sniffed in the air.
Me: (Sniffs) Whoa! The air is really dense.
Lisa Loud: Scans show that the oxygen levels are at 30%.
Laney: Wow! It's really thick here.
Nicole: It's like how the Earth was during the Carboniferous Period back 350 million years ago.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. Really something.
We breached the clouds and we saw that the surface was covered by a massive ocean of trees and they all had pools of water all on top of them.
Me: Whoa! Look at that!
Laney: It's a massive ocean of trees.
Lola: And they all have pools of water on top.
Lori: Incredible! What looks like water from space is literally a massive ocean of trees.
Nico: This is unbelievable. I've never seen something like this before.
Lincoln: This is incredible.
Me: Lets get closer.
We went down and saw that the forests had huge pools of water and they were really cool. It was called The Pagoda Forest!
The Pagoda trees of Blue Moon are much bigger than Earth's trees. They grow to a size of 210 metres (688.968 feet), creating giant forests matching their limbs. Rain water collects in large pools on their leafs. The pagoda trees absorb as much water as they need, but there is still enough water for several lifeforms living inside the pools. The kite fishes these lifeforms.
Me: Wow. These trees are huge!
Nico: They must be 700 feet tall.
Lisa Loud: Actually from the looks of things it's 688.968 feet tall.
Lucy Loud: It sure is a tall forest.
Luan: Really something.
Nico: These trees cover the whole planet. It's amazing.
Lola and Lana climbed into one of the pools in the trees.
Lana: Wow! the water is really warm and perfect in here.
Lola: It's like a swimming pool.
I touched the water and it was as warm as a swimming pool's water.
Me: It is perfect.
Laney: It's just like a swimming pool.
Lori: Peaceful.
Then we saw a bunch of strange bugs. They were Helibugs.
Helibugs are small flyers of the Blue Moon . They have a trilateral symmetry, having three wings and three legs. Their young appear as large pink larva that rest in the Pagoda's sky ponds. Little else is known about them.
Some helibugs are seen having their entire bodies glowing yellowish when flying at the pagoda forests floor.
Me: Whoa! Those are Helibugs.
Lana: Wow. They look really cool.
Laney: So cool.
We looked up at the sky and we saw the view of the Gas Giant Planet and the two suns was amazing.
Me: Wow. The view of the Gas Giant Planet and the Twin Suns is amazing.
Lincoln: It sure is. It's incredible. The planet is like a giant moon.
Then we heard thunder.
Me: Thunder.
We saw a ferocious storm coming towards us.
(THUNDERCLAP!)
Me: That's right guys I forgot to mention. This is a very volatile world. Forest fires are constantly ignited by lightning and fueled by the high oxygen levels here. Because of the High Oxygen levels here, wildfires burn far more ferociously.
Lola: Geez!
Lily: That is scary!
Edwayl: (Breton Accent) Terrifying lads.
Then we saw a huge tentacle dangle down into the Pagoda Forest pools and we saw that it was coming from a huge floating creature that looked like a huge parasail. It was called a Giant Kite!
The Kite is a large flying life form native to Blue Moon. It looks like a kite because it is anchored to a tree with one of its tentacles and sailing in the wind, using their tethers to help control their flosting and properly position themselves to feed. The other tentacles are hung down to Helibug larvae in the pools of the pagoda trees, which are known as skyponds. On the bottom of the kite there are multiple mouths to eat their prey.
Me: Whoa! Look at that!
Nico: That creature looks like a giant Parasail.
Me: It's a giant Kite. They look like giant Parasails huh?
Laney: It sure does. And they use their tentacles to eat the Helibugs.
Lana: Wow. Amazing.
We then heard what sounded like a whale song and we flew over the cliff and we saw the biggest creatures on the Blue Moon. It was the Skywhales!
The Sky Whales are the biggest flying life forms of Blue Moon, reaching 5.25 meters in body length and supported by a 10 meters wingspan. Although they weigh up to 800 kg, they're able to float through the sky because the atmosphere of Blue Moon is much thicker than Earth's atmosphere. These grazers spend their entire life on the wing eating small algae living in the sky of the planet. Their only predator are swarms of Caped Stalkers who are able to kill them because of their majority. They can evade their predators by flying upwards in a spiral pattern, then by diving to be carried by Blue Moon's strong thermal currents.
According to concept art, the sacs on the back of the Sky Whale's head are vocal organs located above the animal's lungs. They inflate slightly as slits behind them open which then emits a sound. Additionally, they depend on echolocation and acute hearing to detect their surroundings as they are blind. The bone structure of their wings have a hexagonal structure which provides great durability.
Me: Whoa! Look at those!
Laney: They look like Whales with wings.
Lana: Amazing!
Me: Those are Skywhales. They are the biggest creatures here.
Nico: Wow! Amazing!
Luna Loud: What are they feeding on?
Lincoln: Look at those strange green clouds. They're feeding on them.
Me: Those are plankton. They are vegetarians. They are filter-feeders.
Vince: Incredible.
Luan: It's amazing.
Carol: It sure is.
Carla: Wow! Mommy this is amazing!
Lori: Wow!
Leni: These creatures are totes amazing!
Me: They sure are.
I heard a squawk sound and we saw a strange blue eagle-like creature. It was a predatory creature called a CAPED STALKER!
The Caped Stalker is a social predator native to Blue Moon.
Biology
They live in large colonies, similar to bees, of 300 Stalkers and catch their prey while flying. The scouts mark their prey with a scent that the workers can track. Their favourite prey is the Sky Whale.
Similar to crocodilians, Stalkers have rough skin that, at first glance, would prevent them from moving through the air (in the case of crocodilians it is water). In fact their rough skin grips the air around them and helps them move through the air undetected, just like what the dimples on a golf ball are used for.
Me: Whoa! Watch out guys!
We dodged them as they flew by us.
Me: Those are Caped Stalkers. They are very powerful predators here that go after Skywhales. Also they live in a huge colony like the social insects. What we saw was the scouts. They are waiting for one of the Skywhales to drop its guard to single it out for attack from the workers.
Laney: Wow! How many Stalkers are there in each Colony?
Me: Over 300.
Laney: Amazing!
Liberty: Yeah.
Teresa: Really cool.
Me: Lets get down into the Understory of the forest.
We went down into the Understory of the Pagoda Forest and we flew by a bunch of plants that looked like a bunch of Hot Air Balloons. They were called Balloon Plants.
The Balloon Plants are huge, balloon-like plants which inhabit Blue Moon. They grow in forests to a height of over 80 metres. If there is a forest fire, the hydrogen-filled balloons explode and the spores are distributed over the surface. The Balloon Plants use photosynthesis like Earth's plants to survive.
Laney: Wow! Look at these plants. They look like a bunch of Hot Air Balloons.
Me: These are Balloon Plants. They are plants that look like Hot Air Balloons and they are filled with hydrogen. They use photosynthesis like with Earth's Plants to survive.
Lisa Loud: Very fascinating specimens.
Me: Yep.
We saw a Caped Stalker Scout and we followed it and we saw it get caught in a bunch of sticky tentacles. We saw a tentacle come down and it was a tentacle of a plant predator called a GHOST TRAP!
The Ghost Trap is a predator native to Blue Moon. It has got a radial symmetric body with several tentacles to catch Caped Stalkers and take them to the stomach. Along with 5(?) muscly tentacles, they have many more thin, glowing tentacles that its prey get tangled in. After taken to the trap's stomach its prey faces a slow, painful death; dissolving in a bath of acid.
The ghost trap's gushing, red 'mouth' can be covered by an opposable 'lid'.
To avoid the forest fires ignited by lightning, Ghost Traps possibly leap between branches with their tentacles, like monkeys.
Me: It's a Ghost Trap.
We saw the plant grab the Caped Stalker and put the Caped Stalker in its mouth and swallowed it.
Me: Yuck.
Lori: Literally.
Nico: But that was cool. It was dinner for a Ghost Trap.
Lincoln: It sure was.
Shanan: Really cool though.
Riley: It's like Carnivorous Plants on Earth.
Me: Yep.
We then flew up and saw the storm and Lightning struck a tree and the forest was lit on fire!
Me: Uh oh! We have ignition!
Within seconds we saw the fires spread very fast.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Whoa! You weren't kidding. Due to the high oxygen levels, fires are deadlier here.
Me: Yep. Lets head home.
We went back to the ship and headed home.
Back at the Estate, Sailor Moon was telling me about her terrible time with the most dangerous enemies she had ever encountered: THE NEGAMOON FAMILY!
The Black Moon Clan (in Japanese: ブラックムーン一族, Burakku Mūn Ichizoku, lit. "Black Moon Family"), also known as the Negamoon Family, is an evil organization existing in the 30th century in the Sailor Moon metaseries.
The Black Moon clan was originally an extremist group who believe that the world order brought about by Neo Queen Serenity is subjugation and that the Legendary Silver Crystal extending the life of every human was against the natural order. The group attracted the attention of Wiseman who guided them to Planet Nemesis where they acquire the Malefic Black Crystal and powers to enact their desire to purge Earth of the White Moon's "poisoned influence". The transition resulted in its members gaining black, upside-down crescent markings on their foreheads (the inverse of the marking of the Silver Millennium), with most wearing earrings made from the Black Crystal.
The group's initial plan was using the time traveling abilities of the Malefic Black Crystal to travel to 20th century Tokyo and alter history to their ideals. But their leader Prince Demand caused the chain of events that led to also hunting down Chibiusa when she escaped into the past with the Silver Crystal of her time. Eventually, the members all die with Demand the last member as he learns that Wiseman used them all for his own agenda. In the 90s Anime, the Specter Sisters survived and reformed.
Members
Prince Diamond
Sapphire
Emerald
Rubeus
Negamoon Sisters: Composed of Prizma, Calaveras, Bertie, and Catzi.
Boule Brothers: Chiral and Achiral
Droids: Artificial lifeforms created by Sapphire and brought to life by the Malefic Black Crystal.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: They come from the 30th Century?
Leni: What year is that?
Me: That's the year 2900 to the year 3000.
Laney: Wow.
Me: So the Negamoon Clan wants to kill you and the Sailor Scouts and rule the future uncontested.
Sailor Moon: Yes.
Nico: What planet do they come from?
Sailor Moon: They were exiled to the planet Nemesis. It's the 10th Planet from the sun.
I looked it up on the space scanners and saw that the Planet Nemesis was a huge ball of black crystal located on the very distant edge of the Solar System located 35 billion miles away from the Sun.
Me: So that's nemesis. It looks evil.
Sailor Moon: That's right. They will not stop until they kill us.
Me: If it's war they want, it's war they'll get and we'll unleash Armageddon on them. I'm going to send the Negamoon a threatening message.
Nico: If you want to send that threatening message to the Negamoon Clan, go ahead. But before you do that, could you turn around?
Me: (shrugs) Well, alright.
I turned around only for Nico to hit me on the back of the head with my club.
SMASH!
I had stars and planets orbiting around my head.
Me: (Stupidly) But mom, I don't want to go to school. (falls unconscious)
FWOMP!
May: Nico are you nuts!?
Nico: I'm just doing what J.D. told me to do as chief enforcer.
Lincoln: Oh.
I was taken to the infirmary.
THE END
Another exploration fanfic done.
The Blue Moon from 2005's Extraterrestrial was awesome! It was one of my favorite documentaries and it took place on the Hypothetical planet called The Blue Moon. It was so cool and it gave us a prime theory about what life could be life on planets beyond our solar system. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up is a journey through all 9 Star Wars movies for May 4th and it's gonna be an awesome adventure as we take on the greatest battles in all of Star Wars for Star Wars Day 2020!
See you all tomorrow and May the Fourth Be With You.
