It starts with us by the lake. We were outside because Leslie and Donna were gonna see what it's like to be Pokemon. Donna was gonna see what it's like to be the legendary Pokemon Ho-Oh and Leslie was gonna see what it's like to be the legendary Pokemon Lugia. Nico had an ice bag on his head because of the hangover he got from all the beer he drank during Hunter's birthday party.
Nico: I can't believe that I drank all that beer. I am so ashamed.
Me: Welcome to my world Nico.
Poromon: But you'll be all right now Nico.
Poliwag: Yeah it's not your fault.
Luna Loud: Yeah dude. I wanted to try beer to see what it was like and it was awful for me dude.
Nico: Wow.
Me: Lots of people around our age group drink a lot and it's not a good thing for them because of how much we drank.
Nico: That's true.
Barney Gumble: Yeah I know how you feel Nico. I started drinking myself when I was in college with Homer. (Belch)
We laughed.
Me: (Laughs) You always crack us up with those burps Barney.
Laney: Yeah they are funny.
Bart: Funny for over 32 years Barney.
Moe Szyslak: That's true.
Barney Gumble: Thanks guys.
Leslie: This is gonna be interesting.
Leslie had a tattered purple shirt and skirt on and Donna had a yellow tattered shirt and skirt on.
Teresa: I'll make sure to get your usual clothes for after you two change back.
Maria: I have them right here Teresa.
Leslie: Thanks guys.
Falcon: Agony, Scream, you two should seperate from Leslie and Donna before they transform.
Agony: Good idea.
Scream: Yeah.
Agony and Scream separated from them and Laney and Lincoln were holding them.
Me: Just don't bond with Lincoln and Laney while they hold you two.
Agony: We know.
Me: Good. Okay. Leslie, Donna, this is gonna hurt really bad.
Agony: We know. We saw this happen many times and we're ready.
Donna: Yep.
Me: Okay. It'll only last for fifteen minutes.
Leslie: Right.
Me: Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and Leslie and Donna were in excruciating pain. Their arms transformed. Leslie's arms turned into the arms of Lugia and her chest turned white and her nuck grew longer and her head turned into Lugia's. She was now a full-fledge Lugia. Donna's arms turned into the wings of Ho-Oh and her chest turned into Ho-Oh's and she grew Ho-Oh's beautiful tail feathers out of her butt and her head turned into a bird and she was now a full-fledge Ho-Oh!
Me: Wow!
Blitzwing: How do you two feel?
Donna: Incredible!
Leslie: Wow! So this is what it's like to be Pokemon.
Aqua: It was amazing when we tried it.
Kairi: It sure was.
Sky Lynx: You two should test your Pokemon powers out.
Donna: Good idea.
I saw something.
Me: And I see the perfect training dummies. (Points to something) Team Rocket Remnants coming in over there.
Donna: Lets get them.
They went at the remnants of Team Rocket and Donna flew fast and fired a massive blast of fire from her mouth and burned a bunch of the remnants into ash and Leslie fired a powerful Aeroblast and blew the remnants of Team Rocket into a million pieces!
Me: Whoa! What power!
Nico: Unbelievable!
Vince: That was amazing!
Carol: Way to go girls!
They landed by us.
Donna: It sure was awesome!
Leslie: You said it.
Me: And with 1 minute to spare.
Laney: It was awesome seeing you two as the Legendary Pokemon Lugia and Ho-Oh.
Donna: Yeah it was fun while it lasted.
Me: Cover your eyes boys.
We did so.
Me: 3...2...1...
I covered my eyes and Donna and Leslie were in excruciating pain again and they reverted back. Maria and Leni went over and gave them towels and their usual clothes. And Laney gave back Agony to Leslie and Scream to Donna.
Teresa: Glad you all had fun.
Donna: Thanks Teresa.
Leslie: It was awesome being the legendary Pokemon.
Donna and Leslie put on their usual clothes and we uncovered our eyes.
Me: That was awesome.
Aqua: It sure was.
Later we were over in England and we were there to investigate the cause of mysterious garden invasions all over the city. With us were the famous heroes of London: Wallace and his dog friend Gromit. They are widely known all over the world for their awesome pest control service and awesome inventions.
Wallace
Wallace lives at 62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan, along with his dog Gromit. His surname is never given. He usually wears a white shirt, brown wool trousers, a green knitted pullover, and a red tie. He is fond of cheese, especially Wensleydale, and crackers.
Nick Park, his creator, said: "He's a very self-contained figure. A very homely sort who doesn't mind the odd adventure." He is loosely based on Nick Park's father, whom Park described in a radio interview as "an incurable tinkerer". He described one of his father's constructions, a combination beach hut and trailer, as having curtains in the windows, bookshelves on the walls, and full-sized furniture bolted to the floor. The way he dresses and his passion for cheese are based on an eccentric school teacher.
Wallace has been voiced by Peter Sallis (until 2010), and Ben Whitehead (in 2009 and since 2011) in Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures and Wallace & Gromit's Musical Marvels commercials and apps.
Wallace is an inveterate inventor, creating elaborate contraptions that often do not work as intended. Their appearance is similar to the illustrations of W. Heath Robinson and Rube Goldberg, and Nick Park has said of Wallace that all his inventions are designed around the principle of using a "sledgehammer to crack a nut." Some of Wallace's contraptions are based on real-life inventions. For example, his method of waking up in the morning utilises a bed that tips over to wake up its owner, an invention that was exhibited at The Great Exhibition of 1851 by Theophilus Carter.
Wallace's official job varies; in A Close Shave he is a window washer. In The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Wallace runs a humane pest control service, keeping the captured creatures (nearly all of which are rabbits) in the basement of his house. In the most recent short, A Matter of Loaf and Death, he is a baker. While he has shown himself to be skilled to some degree in the businesses he creates, an unexpected flaw in the inventions he uses to assist him in his latest venture or simple bad luck often ends up being his downfall.
In the first photo shown on The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, it was revealed that Wallace once had a full head of hair and a very thick moustache with muttonchops. On the photo that shows Gromit's graduation at Dogwarts, he had lost his beard, but still had a little hair, in the form of side burns just above his ears. In The Wrong Trousers, he still uses a hair-dryer. In A Matter of Loaf and Death, when Wallace is talking to Gromit, a picture is seen behind Gromit of Wallace with a brown beard and brown hair.
Wallace has had three love interests. The first was Wendolene Ramsbottom, which ended quickly when Wendolene told Wallace that cheese gives her a rash. The second was Lady Tottington in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, whom Wallace fondly calls "Totty". In A Matter of Loaf and Death, Wallace becomes engaged to Piella Bakewell, but this ended when she turned out to be a murderess who hated bakers, and was eaten by crocodiles upon trying to escape justice. In Musical Marvels, after the montage of his three love interests, he refers to them as "the ones that got away".
Gromit
Gromit is a beagle who is Wallace's pet dog and best friend. He is very intelligent, having graduated from "Dogwarts University" ("Dogwarts" being a pun on "Hogwarts," the wizard school from the Harry Potter books) with a double first in Engineering for Dogs. He likes knitting, playing chess, reading the newspaper, tea and cooking. His prized possessions include his alarm clock, dog bone, brush, and a framed photo of himself with Wallace. He is very handy with electronic equipment and an excellent aeroplane pilot. He often threatens the plans of the villains he and Wallace encounter in their adventures. Sometimes, Gromit ignores Wallace's orders, such as in A Close Shave and Shopper 13, where Wallace orders him to get rid of Shaun, but Gromit does not. Gromit's birthday is 12 February. In The Wrong Trousers, he is seen circling the date on a calendar.
Gromit has no visible mouth and expresses himself through facial expressions and body language. Peter Hawkins originally intended to voice Gromit, but Park dropped the idea when he realised how Gromit's thoughts and feelings could be known through movement with some canine noises on rare occasions. Many critics believe that Gromit's silence makes him the perfect straight man, with a pantomime expressiveness that drew favourable comparisons to Buster Keaton. He does at times make dog-like noises, such as yelps and growling. Nick Park says: "We are a nation of dog-lovers and so many people have said: 'My dog looks at me just like Gromit does!'"
Generally speaking Gromit's tastes are more in vogue than those of Wallace; this being one of the many ways they contrast with each other as characters. Gromit seems to have a significant interest in encyclopaedic, classical and philosophical literature, and popular culture, including film and music. Electronics for Dogs has been a firm favourite since A Grand Day Out, and in The Wrong Trousers Gromit's bookshelves feature titles such as Kites, Sticks, Sheep, Penguins, Rockets, Bones, and Stars, while he is seen reading The Republic, by Pluto (a nod to the Disney character of the same name and a pun on Plato) and Crime and Punishment, by Fido Dogstoyevsky (a pun on Fyodor Dostoyevsky). Gromit's various possessions make extensive use of puns: A Matter of Loaf and Death features "Pup Fiction" (Pulp Fiction), "The Dogfather" (The Godfather), "Where Beagles Dare" (Where Eagles Dare), "Bite Club" (Fight Club) and "The Bone Identity" (The Bourne Identity) all as book titles, and "Citizen Canine" (Citizen Kane) as a film poster. His taste in music has been shown to cover Bach, "Poochini" (a play on Puccini), "McFlea" (McFly), "The Beagles" (The Beatles) and "Red Hot Chili Puppies" (Red Hot Chili Peppers).
Gromit gains his own love interest in A Matter of Loaf and Death, when he becomes attached to Fluffles, a poodle. Fluffles reciprocates his affection and joins Wallace and Gromit delivering bread at the end of the film, and the three drive off into the sunset, making a delivery and listening to "Puppy Love" (performed, according to the record cover, by "Doggy Osmond").
NASA named one of its new prototype Mars explorer robots after Gromit in 2005. On 1 April 2007, HMV announced that Gromit would stand in for Nipper for a three-month period, promoting children's DVDs in its UK stores.
Location
Although not overtly setting the series in any particular town, Nick Park had previously hinted that its milieu was inspired by thoughts of 1950s Wigan, reinforced by an A–Z Wigan being displayed on Wallace's Anti-Pesto van in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. In The Wrong Trousers, Gromit picks up a letter at the Wallace and Gromit residence addressed to "62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan". The address includes a postcode of WG7 7FU, though this does not match any street in Wigan, whose postcodes begin with the letters WN. This address can be seen in the Cracking Contraptions episode "Shopper 13".
Wallace's accent (voiced by Peter Sallis) comes from the Holme Valley of West Yorkshire. Near the beginning of A Matter of Loaf and Death, Wigan is referenced on the newspaper Wallace is reading, and near the end, while looking for somewhere appropriate to dispose of a bomb, Gromit sees the Yorkshire border from their home (a joke referencing the rivalry between Lancashire and Yorkshire).
In the Cracking Contraptions episode "The Soccamatic", Wallace says to Gromit, "How do you like my Preston North End soccamatic, Gromit?". The episode references famous English footballers of the 1950s and 60s, including Nobby Stiles (who played for Preston later in his career), Geoff Hurst, and Stanley Matthews.
Both Ramsbottom and Tottington are small towns near Bury in Greater Manchester, and are the names of love interests of Wallace.
The nostalgic quality of Wallace and Gromit's world has been compared to 1950s Beanotown.
Me: It's truly an honor to meet the world famous Wallace and Gromit.
Wallace: (British Accent) The pleasure is all mine J.D. You are a very prominent inspiration to a lot of people all over the world for your amazing achievements.
Nico: We don't like to brag.
Vince: But we love all your movies and shows.
Carol: They are so awesome and really funny.
Carla: They sure are mommy.
Evelyn: Yeah!
Me: So what has been happening Wallace?
Wallace: We don't know. Some monster has been stealing vegetables all over the city and causing a lot of problems.
Nico: That's not a good sign.
Me: Can you show us what you were doing when all of this broke out?
Wallace: I would be honored.
Wallace showed us what went down in his house and he showed us his machine that he used when it happened.
Me: Strange indeed. What could've caused this machine to blow like this?
Nico: Looks like an overload.
Wallace: Oh, Gromit. We've created a monster. Hutch is the beast. The lunar panels! They must've ovestimulated his primitive bunny nature. And now when the moon is out, he undergoes a hideous transformation.
Suddenly Hutch starts twitching and growling until... he lets out a loud belch.
Wallace: This is absolutely... fantastic! Sure, we've created a veg-ravaging monster, but we have also captured it, just like we promised Lady Tottington.
Maria: (gets a bad feeling) So why do I still have a bad feeling?
Me: I don't know. Hmm.
Gromit: Laney, we should check out Wallace's room.
Laney: Right.
We went up to Wallace's room. Wallace stayed and wondered what could've happened.
Gromit opens Wallace's room to see lots of vegetables on the bed. Gromit's eyes shake, realizing that Wallace is the Were Rabbit.
William: Hutch isn't the Were Rabbit! It's Wallace!
Ben: Guys, we can't tell Wallace about this yet! He'll freak out!
Me: I agree. The stress would be too overwhelming. But Wallace is a smart guy. He'll figure it out eventually.
We walked around the city and we were at the house of Lady Tottingham.
Lady Tottington: (British Accent) It's a wonderful honor to have you all here J.D.
Me: Pleasure is all ours Lady Tottington.
Carol: We've been to London many times in the past.
Marinette: It's a beautiful place.
We saw Lady Tottington's garden and it had a lot of amazing vegetables.
Me: Wow. Look at all the vegetables.
Wallace: Amazing.
Lady Tottington: Just smell it, Wallace. Feel its silken flesh.
Wallace: Oh, yes.
Lady Tottington: Isn't it the most sumptuous, succulent specimen you've ever seen?
Wallace: Yes!
Vert: Guys, Tottington's gonna find out that Wallace is the Were Rabbit unless we act fast!
Jinx: (sees sprinkler) I've got an idea.
Jinx used her powers and sprayed them.
Wallace: What on earth were you thinkin' of, lad? Ruined a perfectly good piece of fashionable knitwear, that did. To say nothing of a relationship with an important client.
Zick: I don't know. You were doing fine to me.
Me: Sorry Wallace. We uh thought it was full of bugs.
Wallace: Ah quite all right.
?: (British Accent) Well what do we have here?
We turned and we saw a man that Wallace knows all too well. It was LORD VICTOR QUARTERMAINE!
Lord Victor Quartermaine, simply known as Victor Quartermaine, is the main antagonist of DreamWorks' 11th full-length animated feature film Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, which is Aardman's 2nd feature film. He is a cruel, aristocratic hunter and Philip's owner who is obsessed on killing the Were-Rabbit in order to marry Lady Tottington in exchange.
He was voiced by Ralph Fiennes, who also played Amon Goeth in Schindler's List, Rameses in The Prince of Egypt, Raiden the Moon King in Kubo and the Two Strings, Barry in Dolittle, Francis Dolarhyde in Red Dragon, Hades in Clash of the Titans, Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter franchise, and Dennis "Spider" Cleg in Spider. In the videogame adaptation, he was voiced by Kayvan Novak, who also played Jake Abbasi in Skins: Fire.
At Tottington Hall
Appearing at the doorstep, Victor Quartermaine presents himself to Lady Tottington by giving her flowers. Tottington accepts the flowers and shows him and his dog Philip to the rabbits roaming in her garden while Wallace and Gromit were capturing the rabbits using the BunVac 6000 (a machine to suck them away). Victor offered to get rid of the rabbits by shooting; however, Lady Tottington reminded him to not kill them without thought. Although Victor seemingly took her words, he prepares to shoot a rabbit before Wallace's contraption sucked it away as the bullet hits the ground. Confused at this occurance, Victor inspects the hole the rabbit went through before his toupee gets sucked in and later also himself. He then gets out and questions Wallace and Gromit's handling of the rabbits, before demanding Wallace to pay for his toupee. Victor takes a black rabbit, thinking that it was his wig prior to leaving Tottington Hall with Philip.
In the Church
During a town meeting taking place after a night where a creature, called the Were-Rabbit, ate most of the town's vegetables, Victor later enters in the midst of it offering to shoot the animal. However, Lady Tottington persuades the townsfolk to let Anti-Pesto capture the Were-Rabbit humanely and also continue their services, much to his irritation.
Confronting Wallace and Witnessing His Transformation
He traveled with his dog Phillip to Tottington Hall with intentions to visit Totty, only to see her in the vegetable garden with Wallace. Enraged, Victor later corners Wallace during the night in the forest, where he threatens him due to the former being jealous of Lady Tottington's growing fondness for him. He then forces Wallace to fight him. However, Wallace was caught in the moonlight and started transforming unwillingly after he threw Victor onto the van with Gromit inside; both Gromit and Victor watched in fear, but the latter grinned afterwards. When Gromit eventually drives away to go after the now transformed Were-Rabbit, Victor makes another evil grin as he plots a plan.
Acquiring the Bullets
Now knowing who the Were-Rabbit actually is and seeing the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone, Victor goes to Reverend Clement Hedges to seek a way to shoot it down. He gains access to "24-carrot" gold bullets, said by the vicar to be the only thing to kill the creature.
Convincing the Town
Victor then comes to the church when the people argue with Totty that the were-rabbit is still eating the vegetables. Then Victor told the town that he will kill him. This left Totty no choice but to allow him.
Attempting to Take Down the Were-Rabbit
Victor comes to Wallace's house in West Wallaby Lane in the night where he tries to kill him. He managed to track down and shoot Wallace under the form of the Were-Rabbit, only to find out the "creature" Victor shot was actually Gromit in a rabbit decoy suit. He then locks him in an Anti-Pesto trap cage and leaves to exterminate the real Were-Rabbit.
Vegetable Contest
Victor later comes to the contest and tells Officer Albert Mackintosh that the beast is not killed, and the Officer mistakenly repeats it over the bullhorn. Then he calms the folks down, assuring them that he will take down the Were-Rabbit while also mentioning that he has one bullet. When Victor runs out of bullets, he asks the vicar for more only to be told that there are no more. Setting his eyes on the golden carrot trophy, Victor argues with Totty as he attempts to use it as a makeshift bullet, which caught Wallace's attention (as he believes Victor is trying to hurt Tottington) and bringing him to kick the hunter. However, Victor managed to take the carrot, loading it up in a blunderbuss he found at an antiques table at the contest and climbs on a pipe which Wallace later smashed, sending Victor to land head first into a cotton candy machine.
Final Confrontation
Then, Victor sees Tottington and Wallace holding hands right after she knew the Were-Rabbit was Wallace. Then Victor accidentally revealed his plans. Then as he makes an attempt to shoot him, he gets sprayed by Totty in the eyes, blinding him. Seeing that Wallace escaped after Tottington told him to run. Victor, to stop Tottington interfering, pinned her by ramming a pitchfork into her hair, not long before saying he actually like her hair pinned back and follows Wallace. During that time, Philip was chasing Gromit and Victor got bumped by Philip by accident. When he comes back on his feet, he saw Wallace on the flag pole and Victor shoots. Unfortunately, Gromit's plane intercepts the gold carrot-bullet meant for Wallace, shielding him in the process. Having lost his last chance, Victor begins to throw a tantrum. However, the bullet caused Gromit's plane and himself to plummet down into a cheese tent, whilst Wallace/the Were-Rabbit managed to catch it.
Defeat
After believing that Wallace is officially dead, Victor started gloating about his triumphant victory that no one can beat him, although Tottington, who managed to be free, eventually smacked his head from behind with a giant carrot, causing Victor to fall into the same tent. While partially unconscious, he is then dressed in the rabbit suit by Gromit as punishment for his crimes and was sent to divert the mob from entering the tent where the real Were-Rabbit is. Philip believes Victor to be the beast, so he bites his master, and the angry mob chases Victor away.
At this point afterwards, his true fate with the mob on the chase remains a mystery; however, in a deleted scene, it is rumored that he was run out of town instead. It is also rumored that he was killed by the angry mob.
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (videogame)
Victor Quartermaine and his dog Philip, also appeared as villains. In the game, they stole the Mind Manipulation-O-Matic valves, so that Hutch and the Were-Rabbit cannot return to normal. Also, Victor plans to use the valves, so that normal creatures will transform into were-creatures.
Me: Lord Victor Quartermaine.
Victor: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I've heard many wonderful things about you all.
Me: Can't say the same for you Quartermaine.
A figure them came out and it was DARK LASER!
And Vanitas and Electro were with him along with Ms. Cantwell.
Lincoln: Electro.
Spiderman: Vanny.
Lisa Simpson: Cantwell.
Me: Dark Laser!
Dark Laser: It's good to see you all again.
Timmy Turner: Same here.
Dark Laser: I just want to thank you guys for convincing me not to feel sorry for myself.
Sabrina Mason: No problem. And now, you get to be one of our frenemies.
Carly Beth: (laughs) It's amazing how things work out, huh?
Victor: Ignoring what you all are discussing right now (to Wallace) I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.
Wallace: Your Lordship…
Victor: Yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you?
Gromit tries to get out of the van, then Phillip closes the van door, barking.
Victor: You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
Wallace: Who, me?
Victor: Well, I got here first! [As Victor's talking, Philip begs to come in, but Gromit shakes his head no] I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover. And I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me. Comprenez?
Lori: Back away from Wallace right now!
Victor: Get out of the way, you foolish ugly brat! (punches Lori, knocking her to the ground)
Electro: (nervously) Victor, maybe we should listen to the nice heroes with powers before something bad happens!
Ms. Cantwell: Where's Rath'tab when you need him?
Vanitas: He and the other M'arrillian are still at Perim planning their next move on the Tribal Alliance, remember?
Me: Perim, M'arrillians, Tribal Alliance? (Gasp) That's what you all meant by Chaotic. We're gonna be see the world of Chaotic in the future on the planet Perim.
Electro: You hit the nail right on the head J.D. Yes. Chaotic is really cool.
Me: I've heard a lot about it. It's really awesome. But lets focus on the matter at hand.
I punched Victor in the face and sent him crashing into a log.
Victor: Oh so you want to fight do you?
Me: You bet I do you overzealous douchebag!
Victor: All right then. We'll do it Queensberry Rules.
Me: Sorry but I don't play by Queensberry Rules.
I punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and knocked out one of his teeth.
Me: Had enough you fuckass?
Victor: I'm just getting started.
He threw a punch at me and I grabbed his fist and crushed his hand with my powerful strength.
Me: If this is all you're made of it's really pathetic.
Nico: Yeah you scumbag!
But then we saw Wallace shaking and we saw the Full Moon come out from behind the clouds.
Me: Uh oh.
We then saw Wallace grow two big buck teeth.
Victor: What the dickens?
Me: Oh shit.
Nico: It's happening.
Vince: The Full Moon is out.
His hands turned into furry paws, his muscles grew and he grew a bunny puffy tail from out of his butt, his shoes and pants ripped as his feet turned into paws and grew fur. His clothes ripped as fur grew all over and his ears turned into those of rabbit ears and his underwear ripped off. He was now a WERE-RABBIT!
Me: Wallace IS a WERE-RABBIT!
Dark Laser: My word!
Electro: What the fuck!?
Vanitas: This is weird!
Ms. Cantwell: No kidding!
Wallace picked up the log with incredible strength and moved it away and then he howled like a wolf and we heard all the rabbits in the forest howl as well.
?: That is weird.
We saw a figure come out and it was FLAME STAG!
Torch Man: Haven't see one of you guys in a while. Who're you supposed to be?
Flame Stag: Call me... Flame Stag!
Flame Stag releases two small fireballs at the Were Rabbit knocking it down. The Were Rabbit got up and ran off in fright.
Cornelia: Wallace, wait!
Victor: You're all lucky we have to be somewhere else right now. But get in our way again and it'll be the last time you do so.
Me: That will be the day!
With that, the bad guys leave.
We went after Wallace.
In the middle of town, Victor and the masters were heading to a church.
Victor: Vicar! Vicar! Oh, where the devil is he?
Dark Laser: You sure this is the place?
Reverend Hedges: [opening a window] Do you all want to confess?
Victor: I want you to talk about the beast. [thunder strikes]
Electro: Mind if we come in? I don't do well in rain.
Reverend Hedges: Sure.
Later the following morning we were talking to Wallace. Wallace reverted back at sunrise and he was naked and we got him back to his house. After he came down for breakfast, we got to talking with him.
Me: Wallace, I'm afraid we have something to tell you.
Wallace: What is it?
Me: It's not very easy for us to say this. But you are the Were-Rabbit.
Gromit showed Wallace a newspaper of Wallace as the Were-Rabbit.
Wallace: Silly old pooch. Thinking I'm the beast. [Gromit puts the newspaper down] Next thing you'll be saying is that Hutch is turning into me. [he looks at a newspaper]
Optimus Prime: Actually, that might not be wrong.
Me: It's all true Wallace. We saw you transform under the light of the Full Moon. You turned into the were-rabbit and we saw you eat all those vegetables.
Wallace: Oh my goodness! (In shock!) It is true! I AM THE WERE-RABBIT!
Me: We can help you Wallace. We have that kind of power. First lets see if we can fix the machine that did this to you.
We went down to Wallace's lab and we saw the machine and it was a mess. We got to fixing it.
Wallace: Oh, it's hopeless. [throws the part to Gromit] I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Me mind's just a rabbit-y mush. [sobbing] Oh, Gromit. I don't wanna be a giant rabbit! [blowing his nose with his ears]
Stewie: I can help you fix the machine, Wallace.
Wallace: You can Stewie?
Stewie: I sure can chap.
Lisa Loud: Allow me to be of some assistance as well.
Wallace: Oh thank you all.
Me: We have to now do something about Victor. He's gonna be coming for us now that he knows that Wallace is the Were-Rabbit.
Laney: He's gonna try to kill Wallace with bullets made of solid gold.
Lana: Gold? Gold Bullets? I thought the only way to kill a werewolf is to use Silver Bullets.
Me: That's just a myth. Kai Greene told me of a Navajo way she was told of from her grandfather and that is to dip a silver pendant in the juice of the Árbol de Matrimonio Cactus and place it against its heart.
Lisa Loud: Except for one small problem. There are no specimens of Pereskia lychnidiflora anywhere here in London or any part of England.
Me: I know. The only place to find a cactus like that is in the Canyon de Chelly in Arizona. And with us being over 5,260 miles away from Arizona, that's gonna be one helluva problem.
Kai Greene: That's right. It's my first time over in London and it's really cool learning about all this.
Me: It sure is. But I have another way we can help Wallace. When the Full Moon comes out later tonight, Victor is gonna face us and he's gonna kill Wallace. We have to be ready for him.
Laney: And we are gonna face Electro, Vanitas, Flame Stag and one of the Dark Signers as well.
Akiza: I have a feeling I know which one is coming.
Me: Me too.
Homer: Yeah.
Me: Lets get ready guys. When the full moon comes out I'm going to separate the Were-Rabbit from Wallace and make them two separate beings.
Wallace: Wow.
Ginger: (British Accent) Can you do that J.D.?
Me: I sure can Ginger.
Babs: After this we'll need to go on holiday.
Bunty: No we're gonna go home.
Fowler: Yes.
Me: All right now here's the plan.
I revealed the plan to everyone. In the middle of the Town Square, we're gonna have Wallace talk to Lady Tottington and when Gromit gives us the signal when the full moon comes out, we'll step in and I'll separate the Were-Rabbit from Wallace. We put the plan into action.
Later that night we saw Lady Tottington talking to Wallace and Gromit was hiding on top of the center well. We were hiding in the stands of the festival. We saw the full moon come out from behind the clouds.
Gromit gave us the signal.
Me: Now!
We jumped out and I fired a beam of light and it hit Wallace and it split him into two forms. One was Wallace and the other was the Were-Rabbit!
Laney: It worked!
Lisa Loud: Yes indeed.
Victor then appeared!
Victor: Well you all came!
Me: You are a monster Victor! We should just kill you where you stand!
Nico: Yeah!
Victor: Do you all know what my passion is!?
Me: That you have a voice that would make a rhino stick it's fucking horn up its butt?
We laughed at him!
Bart: (Laughs) That's a good one!
Victor: Are you calling me a Rhino!?
Me: And you're an ugly hippo from the wrong era that eats rabbits.
Bart: (Laughs)
Homer: (Laughs) That's a good one!
Lisa Simpson: That is funny!
Jenny: That is so funny!
Nico: Yep.
Victor: I will kill you all for saying that!
Me: Not if we kill you first.
Victor: A thought just occurred to me. Now that the beast is out of you, (points gun directly at Wallace's chest) I can kill you with regular bullets now!
Wallace: Oh my!
Victor: Don't bother trying to stop me, Knudson! Even you can't stop my gun when it's at this position.
I used superspeed and grabbed the gun barrel and lifted it up just as he pulled the trigger.
BANG!
Me: Nice try asshole.
Troy: Gromit, keep Philip occupied. We'll handle these guys!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Hyperjet Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman Rangers.
Electro: (I'm about to snap my fingers) J.D., how about you don't teleport us to another planet this time?
Vanitas: Let's let the Were Rabbit have his fun in this battle.
Me: All right.
My Signer mark glowed.
Me: Uh oh. Dark Signer coming.
In a flash of dark blue light came Kalin!
Me: Kalin. Why am I not surprised.
Kalin: Now I will kill you.
ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!
Me: Ouch. Nice to know that those collars work.
Kalin: Yeah but I hate it! But I will still kill you!
ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!
Me: You need to control yourself Kalin.
Morpheus: I'll face him J.D.
Me: Are you sure Morpheus?
Morpheus: I'm positive. It was decided earlier that some members of the Goths of Darkness should face the Dark Signers.
Me: All right. Go for it. Who is gonna be facing who with the Dark Signers?
Bertrand: I decided to face Roman.
Haiku: I'm facing Carly.
Dante: I got Devack.
Persephone: I'm facing Misty.
Morpheus: I'm facing Kalin.
Boris: I'm facing Greiger.
Brittney: And I'm facing Rex.
Me: Wow. So the entirety of the Morticians Club has the Dark Signers.
Brittney: Yep and I'm gonna face Rex.
Me: Awesome.
Lincoln: Lets do it. I'll face Electro.
Spiderman: I'll face Vanitas.
Lisa Simpson: I'll face Ms. Cantwell.
Sabrina Mason: I'll face Dark Laser.
Nico: Me and the Megaforce Rangers will face Flame Stag.
Me: And we'll face Victor. I can't wait to pound his fucking brains out.
Nico: Lets get them.
Me: Lets.
We went at them.
Battle 1: Electro
Lincoln was facing Electro.
Lincoln: Lets dance.
Electro: Lets do it.
Lincoln and Electro fired a massive blast of lightning and Electro did the same and the blasts collided a exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Lincoln fired a massive blast of powerful lightning and electrocuted him all over. Electro was in a lot of pain.
Electro: But how!? I'm immune to electricity.
Lincoln: I guess my lightning is far too strong for you to handle. We saw lightning on other planets that is far more powerful than anything on Earth. It's amazing that lightning is as powerful as it is on other planets.
Electro: Wow. I never knew about that.
Electro was knocked out.
Battle 2: Vanitas
Spiderman was facing Vanitas.
Spiderman: Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman is gonna show you how strong I am.
Vanitas: We'll see.
Spiderman slid under him and fired blasts of webbing at his crotch and tangled him up in webbing.
Vanitas: That was clever.
Spiderman: Thanks Vanny.
Battle 3: Dark Laser
Sabrina Mason was facing Dark Laser.
Sabrina Mason: Lets dance Dark Laser.
Dark Laser: Lets dance. Right Flipsie?
Flipsie barked and flipped.
Dark Laser: (Laughs) Oh Flipsie you know exactly what to do.
Sabrina fired blasts of time energy and they hit the streets and disintegrated parts of it. Sabrina kicked him in the face and knocked him down.
Dark Laser: Good fight.
Battle 4: Kalin
Morpheus was facing Kalin.
Morpheus: You will never hurt J.D. again Kalin!
Kalin: Will see about that! I will not rest until he is dead and burning in HELL!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Morpheus: Good thing that collar works and you're the one that will be burning in Hell. I summon CYBER END DRAGON, CYBER LASER DRAGON, CYBER BARRIER DRAGON, CHIMERATECH OVERDRAGON, CYBER DRAGON, CYBER ELTANIN, CYBER DRAGON ZWEI, CHIMERATECH FORTRESS DRAGON and CYBER PHOENIX!
Kalin: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL CCAPAC APU, ONE HUNDRED-EYE DRAGON, INFERNITY ARCHFIEND and INFERNITY DESTROYER!
They summoned said monsters.
Morpheus: It's over for you Kalin!
Kalin: We shall see about that!
They went at each other and viciously pounded and pulverized each other with incredible ferociousness. Morpheus punched Kalin in the face and stomach with incredible force and kicked him in the back of the head and kicked him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and chest and sent him crashing into a stand.
Kalin got up and fired blasts of dark energy and Morpheus fired blasts of dark energy and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Morpheus kicked Kalin in the face and knocked him down.
Kalin: You may be strong, but you're STILL JUST A STUPID FUCKING BRAT!
Kalin flared up his blue dark aura and went at him and Kalin punched at him and Morpheus dodged it and kicked him away.
Kalin: You are a worthless little brat!
Morpheus: I would rather be worthless little brat than a heartless monster like you Kalin!
Kalin: YOU FUCKING BRAT!
He flared up a massive dark blue aura and went at Morpheus with incredible speed while he was screaming at the top of his lungs and Kalin punched at Morpheus and he ducked under his punch and Morpheus punched Kalin in the stomach with extremely devastating force!
KRABLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!
Kalin belched up a huge amount of blood and he was in a tremendous amount of pain! He fell to the ground clutching his stomach and Morpheus kicked him in the face and then punched him in the side of the head and sent him crashing into a building!
Kalin got up!
Morpheus: You're a coward Kalin! You kill people all for your own sick amusement!
Kalin: (GROWLS!) Just for that one, I'm going to blow you to pieces! Just like J.D. when I kill him!
Morpheus: I will never let you touch J.D.! It'll be a cold day in Hell before I allow you to touch him! (FLARES UP A MASSIVE DARK BLUE AURA!) NOW DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
Morpheus's powerful aura was so incredibly strong and powerful that it made Kalin's power look like a joke! Lightning struck all over the place as storm clouds built up all over the place.
Morpheus and Kalin went at each other with extreme ferociousness and they punched and kicked each other with extreme fury and they fired massive energy blasts at each other and were really tearing each other apart and really smashing each other all over the place with extreme power! They fired energy blasts at each other and blowing much of the festival grounds apart in massive fiery explosions and really smashing the place apart! Morpheus punched and kicked Kalin all over with indiscriminate fury at such a massive level that it was shaking much of the planet! Morpheus then punched Kalin in the face with extremely devastating force and knocked him out with just that punch!
Morpheus's monsters blew Ccapac Apu and the monsters Kalin summoned apart in powerful fiery explosions!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Morpheus: It's over Kalin.
Battle 5: Ms. Cantwell
Lisa Simpson was facing Ms. Cantwell.
Lisa Simpson: Ms. Hoover is a much better Teacher than you!
Ms. Cantwell: You are a disgusting freak!
Lisa Simpson: Even a kid can be better than you!
Ms. Cantwell: We'll see who the smart one is when I'm done with you!
Lisa Simpson: Bring it you bitch!
Lisa punched her in the stomach and kicked her in the face and kicked her in the face and knocked her down.
Battle 6: Flame Stag
Nico and the Megaforce Rangers were facing Flame Stag.
Nico: Lets get him!
They went at him and Nico punched him in the face and fired a massive blast of energy and the Megaforce Rangers fired their weapons and they hit Flame Stag and blew him to pieces and destroyed him in an instant.
We all got Flame Stag's weapons as a result.
Battle 7: Victor
We regrouped and we were facing Victor.
Me: It's over Victor. You're finished.
We went at him and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the crotch and kicked him in the back of the head and Nico punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and kicked him in the back and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over.
Nico: Victor Quartermaine, you have failed this city!
Me: He sure has!
Ben: Watch this one.
Ben turned into a new predator and it was ROOT SHARK! Root Sharks resemble a snake/worm with a nearly shark like face. Their face has a rocky exoskeleton.
Ben: ROOT SHARK!
Me: Whoa! That's a scary one.
Shanan: That is a scary one. That's a Charlumberodon Megalus. It's more commonly known as a Root Shark. They are one of the deadliest predators in the galaxy and they are from the planet Aranhaschimmia and they are the natural predators of the Arachnichimps, Spidermonkey's species.
Laney: Whoa! It sure is a scary creature.
Riley: No kidding.
Nico: Really scary. I didn't know they were that deadly.
Julie Yamamoto: Me neither.
Gwen T.: I remember seeing one of these when we went to Aranhaschimmia. It's really cool and scary.
Kevin Levin: No kidding.
Root Shark: Watch this.
He grabbed Victor with his tail and slammed him into the ground many times all over and smashed him into pulp.
Me: Nice! Lets hit him with all our techniques, combos and Final Smashes all at once.
Luna Loud: Right dude! BRITAIN STYLE NINJA ART: THE BRITISH EMPIRE!
Luna fired a wave of red, blue and white energy and it formed into the armies of The British Empire from over the course of the 16th century to the early 20 century.
Andropov: (Russian Accent) This will hurt a lot. RUSSIA STYLE NINJA ART: THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE!
Andropov fired waves of red, blue and white energy and it formed into the armies of the Russian Empire.
Salar: (Arabic Accent) And this one will hurt as much. FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: ACHAEMENID EMPIRE!
Salar fired a wave of fire and it turned into the armies of the Achaemenid Empire from 550 to 330 B.C.
Blitzwing and Teresa used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and it enhanced their Gyro-Blaster Rifle and Sonic blasts 100-fold.
Falcon and Sky Lynx used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and it enhanced their laser feathers and fire blasts 100-fold.
Blitzwing and Teresa: SONIC GYRO FORCE BLAST!
Blitzwing fired a massive blast of Gyro Energy and Teresa fired a massive sonic blast.
Falcon and Sky Lynx: FIRESTORM FEATHER BARRAGE!
Falcon fired a massive barrage of energy feathers and Sky Lynx fired a massive blast of fire.
Clayface and Inque: CLAYINK MEGA MACE STRIKE!
Clayface formed a maceball and Inque covered it in ink and Clayface threw it at Victor.
Homer and Bart: AY CARAMBA ATOMIC FART!
Homer and Bart released a massive fart of atomic gas.
Lisa Simpson and Lisa Loud: GENIUS HINDU MEGABLAST!
Lisa Simpson fired a blast of rainbow energy made of the Seven Chakras and Lisa Loud fired a massive blast of tachyon energy.
Wallace: No one tries to kill me!
Gromit agreed.
Ginger: Lets do it!
Babs: Yeah!
Wallace & Gromit, Ginger, Rocky, Babs, Bunty, and the chickens of Chicken Run: IN MEMORY OF PETER SALLIS!
They fired massive blasts of energy and they combined and formed into the voice actor of Wallace: Peter Sallis.
The blasts all combined and they slammed into Victor and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Victor was down and defeated and we went up to him.
Vince: Lets kill this freak.
Me: Nah. He's not worth it. Jail is more appropriate for him.
Hawkeye: Before we send you to prison, (smirks) the Were-Rabbit would like to have a word with you.
The Were-Rabbit then came and mercilessly thrashed and pulverized Victor all over the place with incredible fury and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and then he sat on him.
Me: You're under arrest Victor.
The Masters of Evil came.
Electro: Before we go back to base, is it okay if we have fun with you guys at this fair?
Maria: Why's that?
Vanitas: Well, after a day like today, we could use some fun.
Dark Laser: And you can tell me on what I missed while I was depressed.
Me: I don't see why not.
I snapped my fingers and fixed the fair up.
We got to having fun and we talked to Dark Laser about everything that went down ever since the Battle with Thanos. It was a huge amount of adventures and more. We also bought all kinds of really good vegetables that Jared and Lisa loved and they were really good. Nico also bought a lot of really good fruit and so did May. Dark Laser was amazed that all of the things that happened had happened. The Masters of Evil went back to base and I told them to keep Kalin under control or else he will pay for his crimes with his life.
Wallace: Thank you all so much for helping me chaps.
Me: It was our pleasure Wallace. I'm just so sorry about everything that Victor was gonna do to you.
Wallace: Thank you J.D. And Lori I hope you'll be all right after Victor punched you in the eye like that.
Lori: I will be just fine Wallace. Thank you.
Lori had a nasty black eye from the punch she received from Victor.
Me: But if you ever need us again Wallace, you know who to call.
Wallace: Thanks chap.
We shook hands and went back home.
Wallace: (to the viewers) Never mess with the laws of nature to help people and be careful who you are dealing with. Especially with people like Victor Quartermaine.
Gromit agreed.
Victor Quartermaine was found guilty of his crimes and was given a Whole Life Order on him. This is England's version of Life In Prison without Parole and he will never be released from prison ever.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction complete.
Wallace & Gromit the Curse of the Were-Rabbit was a really funny movie and it was really funny. Wallace & Gromit have been a really popular Academy Award Winning show for a long time. This chapter was made in memory of Peter Sallis, who was the voice of Wallace. He died of natural causes in 2017 at 96. He retired from acting in 2010 after 74 years of acting from 1946 - 2010.
R.I.P. Peter Sallis February 1st, 1921 – June 2nd, 2017.
NicoChan11 and ArchangelOfJustice12 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is a very explosive adventure as we face the evil Mewtwo and stop him on his evil journey to destroy the entire world of Humans and Pokemon with a massively raging storm that will cover the entire planet as we journey through the events of Pokemon the 1st Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back. We're also going to destroy the clones he has created of the Pokemon he took and make him pay for his crimes against nature.
See you all tomorrow.
