We were in the world of Perim and we were going on a tour of Underworld City.


Chaor rules from his castle-fortress that dominates the city. Life isn't easy in UnderWorld City; In addition to tremors and cave-ins, city dwellers have to worry about fire geysers. Whole neighborhoods have been engulfed by the flame-spewing jets, which erupt without warning. Chaor goes to extreme measures to protect his capital, believing it's better to lose part of the UnderWorld City than risk losing all.

If two UnderWorlders get into a fight, they fight in the coliseum. This decision was made due to the endless fighting in UnderWorld City.

The M'arillians temporarily conquered the UnderWorlders in Episode 23 when Lord Van Bloot and Phelphor's armies surprise Chaor's armies.


Kaz: Welcome to Underworld City, guys!

Me: Wow! It's amazing!

Nico: It sure is.

Kaz: Lets show you around.

We followed Kaz and we got to see the city. We saw the coliseum and we got to se the fire geysers and so much more. We also saw the big statue of Chaor and it was amazing.

Maria: (to Chaor) That's a really nice statue of you.

Chaor: Thanks guys. It is a piece of my power.

Kaz: Not only do we have to deal with the M'arrillians, Simon and his goons but we also have to take down those cheaters Klay and Krystella.

Kairi: Are they that dangerous?

Tom Majors: We don't have any proof that they are cheaters. But they helped Van Bloot before.

William: So, Klay and Krystella have helped Van Bloot before?

Eddy: Well, once we expose them for the cheaters they are, they might come running back to him. And that's fine. It'll be all the more sweeter to teach them a lesson.

Me: Yes it will.

Ben: And you haven't taken down Van Bloot yet because...

Chaor: Because according to you guys, Simon and those other rogue Chaotic players are major threats. Van Bloot and his goons can wait until after Simon and his followers get what they deserve.

Me: Okay. So Perim has its share of problems as well in the form of players that have no honor.

Nico: And we will stop them.

Lincoln: Count on it.


Later we were getting ready for an awesome camping day.

It was the weekend and we all were preparing for their camp out. It was gonna be awesome.

Lincoln: "Sleeping bags?"

Clyde: "Check."

Clyde was folding the sleeping bags.

Me: Flashlight?

Laney: Check.

Laney had her flashlight.

Lincoln: "Marshmallows?"

Clyde: "Check."

Me: Emergency first-aid kit?

Nico: Check.

Nico held up his first aid kit.

Lincoln looked at his list.

Lincoln: "What about the tent?"

Clyde: "It's outside."

Lincoln: "Good." (To the viewers) "We are going camping. We wanted to spend some quality sibling time. Maybe this will be a better camp out then the one we had with Clyde's dads."

Me: But we did become heroes for rescuing Jessie from quicksand that day.

Laney: That's true.

Lily: This is gonna be so awesome.

Lincoln: "Okay guys, let's go camping."

Me: Yeah!

Lori and Leni were in their room relaxing.

Lori: "Ah, the weekend is here. And this isn't just any weekend. Some of us are going camping today."

Leni: "But what if they got lost in the woods and never came back?"

Leni imagines us lost in the woods.

Lincoln: "Clyde, I'm scared."

Leni comes back to reality.

Leni: "That would be horrible!"

Lori: Relax Leni, I'm sure they'll be fine. Besides, we girls got the whole house to ourselves since Dad and Mom are working all weekend. And we won't have to see Lincoln reading comics in his undies for two whole days.

Leni thought for a moment.

Leni: "Hey, it's been a while since we've been camping. Maybe we should join them."

Lori: "No thanks. I'm more comfortable inside."

Leni: "Okay, then I'll join them."

Leni got her camping hat and went downstairs to join us. The twins saw this.

Lana: "Hey big sis. Where are you going?"

Leni: I'm going camping with J.D., Lincoln and Clyde and the others."

Lana: Cool. Can we join?

Lola: Yeah, we've got nothing exciting to do right now."

Leni: Sure.

Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lily, and Lisa and everyone else showed up.

Lynn: We wanna join too.

Everyone: Yay!

Outside, the everyone else told us that they wanted to join them in the campout too.

Lincoln: Well, this was going to be for just us. But what the heck. Let's make it a campout for all of us!

Clyde: Team Loud Phoenix Storm Campout campout. And were gonna need a bigger tent.

Lynn: We can use that inflatable tent we just bought recently.

Lincoln: Great.

Me: Don't worry guys. I got plenty of tents for all of us.

Lincoln: Also, we have some important stuff to discuss before we start camping."

Lori was now in the living room watching tv.

Lori: Well, looks like I have the whole house all to myself."

Just then, Lori heard guitar playing coming from outside.

Lori: Huh?

Luna was performing some Mic Swagger song on her guitar. Lori poked her head into the tent.

Lori: Hey, I thought you guys were supposed to go camping."

Lincoln: We are camping.

Lori: Lincoln, it's not camping if you're ten feet away from our house.

Me: Our backyard is as big as a national park Lori.

Lori: Oh right. I literally forgot how big it was.

Lincoln: Besides, It doesn't matter where you camp as long as you're outdoors."

Laney: That's right and it's beautiful out here.

Lynn: Yeah. While all those soft city folks are inside watching tv, we're out here pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature.

Clyde: Wanna join us?

Syd Chang: We have plenty of room.

Lori: No thanks Syd.

Lincoln: Okay. Have fun inside.

Lori leaves. Luna prepares to perform again but Lori quickly comes back.

Lori: What do ya mean "have fun inside?"

Lincoln: Just have fun inside. See you tomorrow.

Me: Yeah.

Lori: Oh. Bye.

Luna is about to perform again but Lori comes back again.

Lori: You little sneak. I see what you're doing.

Lincoln: What?

Lincoln: Don't think I can't see what you're doing."

Laney: What?"

Lori: You're saying I can't take it.

Lincoln: But all I said was-"

Lori interrupted.

Lori: Ah, you're saying I'm soft. You think your little have fun inside challenge is gonna make me come camping with you. But that is never gonna happen. There's no way I'm gonna stay here all night with you twerps. So get used to it."

Lori leaves.

Lori: Ok? Have fun inside."

Lori came back.

Lori: "THAT'S IT! I'M IN!"

Lori ran back inside the house to get her camping equipment.

Lori: "I'll show you camping."

Clyde: "Lori's gonna come camping with us!"

Laney: Cool!

Lori came back with her camping gear on her back. We all came out of our tents.

Lori: Now I'll show you how a real camper does it."

She fell over since her camping gear was heavy. She got back up and pulled out something.

Lori: Here we go. My remote controlled self assembling tent.

Me: Really spiffy.

Lori: Watch and learn.

Lincoln got out binoculars and Clyde out a notepad and pencil. Lori threw the tent in the air and pulled out a remote. She pressed a button but the power fizzles and fell to the floor, unassembled.

Me: Uh oh.

Leni: That was great Lori, how do you get inside? It's all crushy looking.

Lori: It isn't put up yet, idiot.

Nico: Lori!

Lori grabbed the tent and tried to set it up. She accidentally ripped it.

Me: Whoops.

Lincoln: Customization!

Clyde: Genius!

Lori was now hitting the tent with a stick.

Lincoln: She's tendering the ground!

Clyde: Of course.

Lori was getting tangled up in her tent.

Lincoln: Right that down! Right that down!

It was revealed that Clyde was just drawing Syd on his notepad.

Lori finally put up the tent by kicking it.

Lori: Yes!

She cheered. But her tent fell apart. She rolled it away sheepishly.

Luna Loud: Lori, you can chill in our tent. There's more room in there.

Lori: Yeah, sure. Well, I worked up an appetite as big as all outdoors. Time for a little grub. I suppose Lana is gonna stew up some twigs and rocks.

Lana: Ew, no! Even I wouldn't eat those. We've got something better. [She pulls out the bag of marshmallows.] "Marshmallows." (She ate one.)

Lisa Loud: Oh boy. Just like the astronauts eat.

Suddenly, Lincoln was wearing a fake astronaut helmet.

Lincoln: (Static Noise) Lincoln to Lisa. Lincoln to Lisa. Do you read me? Over.

Lisa Loud: [Lisa also has on a fake astronaut helmet.] (Static Noise) Lisa to Lincoln. I read you. Over.

Me: (Static Noise) Houston to Lisa. You love marshmallows don't you? Over.

Lisa Loud: (Static) Lisa to Houston. Affirmative. Over.

Lincoln: (Static) Lincoln to Lisa. I like going (static) Over.

Lisa Loud: (Static) Lisa to Lincoln. (Static) Me too."

Lincoln and Lisa repeatedly make static noises, annoying Lori. Lana joins in.

Lana: (Static) Lana to Lincoln. Help yourself. Over."

Lana handed Lincoln the bag of marshmallows.

Lincoln: Yummy!

Lincoln took off his helmet and ate a marshmallow.

Lincoln: Lincoln to Houston. The deliciousness has landed.

Me: That is funny.

Lori: Well, you astronauts can eat marshmallows all you want. I'm gonna have some Swedish meatballs.

Lori had a can of Swedish Meatballs in her hand.

Axel Adell: (Swedish Accent) One of my favorite meals Lori.

Dana: Same here Axel.

Lori: Just as soon as I get a can opener.

Lori was about to head inside the house but Clyde stopped her.

Lincoln: But Lori, didn't you take the can opener when you hiked out here?

Lori: Why bother? We're ten feet from the house.

Clyde: But this is the wilderness. It just doesn't fit the camping spirit.

Lynn: Pretty weeny.

Me: No need, I brought my can opener. We can also make s'mores over the fire.

Lori: Good idea.

I pulled out a can opener and handed it to Lori. Then Rolf, Maria and the Urban Rangers came.

Rolf: Greetings to you all!

Carmen: Hey guys.

Jonny 2x4: We haven't gone camping in a while.

Maria: No we sure haven't.

Jimmy: Can we join you all?

Me: Sure. The more the merrier.

Lincoln: We have plenty of room.

Rolf and the Urban Rangers set up their tent.

Then Dark Spicer, Carly Carmine, Shiv, Electro, Firefly and Snake came.

Dark Spicer: Hey guys. Room for a few more?

Nico: Sure is.

Dark Spicer: After what happened with Tara's dad and Rotwood's group, it's nice for us to have a relaxing camping trip.

Me: You said it.

Carly Carmine: It's nice to go camping with you all.

Me: It sure is.

The Urban Rangers and the Masters of Evil set up their tents and sat around the fire.

We all sat down around a campfire, heating our marshmallows.

Me: Nothing like having s'mores for camping.

Nico: You said it.

Laney: I love s'mores.

Carly Carmine: Me too Laney.

Brittney: I love roasting blood sausages.

Brittney and the Goths of Darkness had blood sausages on their skewers and were roasting them on the fire.

Leni heated her marshmallow too close to the fire and it burned. She blew it too hard and the gooey treat splattered onto Lori's face. Lori whipped it off. Leni heated up another marshmallow too close to the fire. She blew on it once again and it splattered onto Lori's face once again. The annoyed blonde whipped it off. Leni did the same thing with another marshmallow but this time Lori ducked when Leni blew it in her direction. Lori smiled smugly until the marshmallow came back and splattered on the back of her head.

SPLAT!

Maria: How are you enjoying those s'mores, Horsea?

Horsea: Delicious and chocolatey and marshmallowy

Me: You all right Lori?

Lori: Yeah. Ok, besides blowing molten food at me, what else do you guys do for fun?

Carmen: I like going fishing when we go camping.

Carmen came back with a huge delicious salmon.

Maria: Awesome catch sis!

Snake Jailbird: Nice catch little dudette.

We made awesome fish chowder.

Lori: This literally looks so delicious.

Carmen: Thanks Lori. When I went camping with mom, I learned how to make fish soup.

Dark Spicer: Oh boy.

We were having really good soup and s'mores.

Luna Loud: Well, after a long day of camping, it's great to unwind to a nice relaxing campfire song. [Takes out her guitar] I call this one the campfire song song."

Luna began to play her guitar and sing.

Luna Loud: (Singing) Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!"

Leni: Bum bum bum!

Luna sang faster. Her siblings tried to sing too but couldn't quite sing it right.

Luna Loud: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!"

Luna Loud: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! Everybody sing!"

The siblings sang except Lori.

Luna Loud: You too Lori."

Lori still remained silent.

Luna Loud: Good. It'll help! (Resume's singing) It'll help if you just sing along!

Luan assisted Luna with her song by playing the drums. Luna leaped and played a guitar riff. Luan ran up to her and smashed the drums on Luna. Luna popped through the drums.

Luna Loud: OH YEAH!

We cheered!

Me: Great job girls!

Laney: Yeah!

Lincoln: Great song.

Varie: That was fun.

Luna Loud: Now wasn't that relaxing?

Lori: It was. But [Takes out a clarinet] This is relaxing.

Lori began to play. Lincoln and Clyde panicked.

Lincoln: Oh no! Don't worry Lori, I'll save you!

Lincoln grabbed a marshmallow and used a slingshot to aim it at Lori. The marshmallow went straight through the clarinet and into Lori's mouth. She fell on her back with the clarinet still in her mouth. The other siblings gasped. Lincoln rushed to his sister.

Lincoln: Lori, are you ok? Just chew and swallow.

Lori chewed and swallowed the marshmallow.

Lincoln: There. Better?

Lori: Better?! I was literally just fine until you threw that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!

Lincoln: But I had to. It's too dangerous to be playing the clarinet badly out in the wilderness. It might attract.."

Lincoln leaned closer to Lori and whispered in her ear.

Lincoln: A bear.

UH OH.

Lori: A bear? Really? Where did you hear that from?

Clyde: [Pulls out a tabloid magazine] It says so in The Gotham Royal York Inquirer.

Lori: "Killer mama bears attack awful clarinet players."

Me: Boy that is nuts.

Carmen: Why am I getting a weird sense of deja vu?

Lisa Loud: Yeah, And fake science monthly. [Pulled out said tabloid magazine] Me and Lucy saw this.

Lori: "Bears and unicorns: Beware!"

Lincoln: "Yeah, we discussed about this earlier today. So now we know how to protect ourselves."

Me: Didn't this also happen to you Maria?

Maria: Yeah it sure did. Except I was attacked by a mutant bear.

Lori: Okay, unicorns don't exist and bears live in the forest. They're not gonna hear my clarinet playing from here.

Lincoln: Trust me, Lori. Bears have strong hearing when it comes to playing music badly.

Syd Chang: Lincoln's right. Bears have really acute hearing. They can hear anything from miles away.

Lincoln: Their hearing is just that good.

Clyde: They're right. I knew this guy who knew this guy who this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin-

Me: We get the idea Clyde.

Lori: Yeah you're right. I should be more careful. So why don't you tell me what I shouldn't do if I wanna keep the bears away?

Lincoln: Ok. That's easy. First off, don't play your clarinet.

Lori: Ok, then what?

Lincoln: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.

Lana: Flashlights are their natural prey.

Lori: You're kidding.

Lincoln: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.

Lola: Yeah.

Lori: Go on. [Takes out a notepad and takes notes.]

Laney: Never eat cheese.

Lori: Sliced or cubed?

Lincoln and Clyde whisper to each other.

Lincoln: Cubed. Sliced is fine.

Lori: Yeah, Yeah, and-

Lincoln: Never wear a sombrero-

Leni: In a goofy fashion.

Luan: Or clown shoes.

Lola: Or a hoop skirt.

Lincoln: And never...

Clyde: Ever...

Lincoln: Ever...

Clyde: Ever...

Lincoln and Clyde: SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!

Lori: Wow. It's amazing how many things can set a bear off.

Dark Spicer: No kidding.

Lincoln and Clyde: They're horrible.

Lori: And suddenly, I fear that we're all in danger.

Siblings: Why?

Carly Carmine: Why do you say that?

Lori: I don't know.

Then she ran and came back with a sombrero, a flashlight, a plate with cubed cheese, a hooped skirt, and clown shoes.

Lori: (Mischievously) Just a feeling!"

Me: You wouldn't dare!

Lincoln: No.

Lori: Yes.

Clyde: No!

Lori started screeching like a chimpanzee.

Siblings: Lori, please don't!

Nico: SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND!

Lori began screeching and stomping. She waved her flashlight too.

Lana: Lincoln, what do we do? A bear is sure to come and eat us!"

Maria: It's deja vu all over again!

Firefly: Seriously? You guys are afraid of a regular bear? Didn't you fight Mor'du before?

Lincoln: Don't worry guys! I'll draw us an anti bear circle in the dirt.

Lincoln grabbed a stick and started drew a circle around Clyde and the sisters.

Clyde: Good thinking! [He pulled out a magazine] All the experts say it's the only defense against a bear attack.

Firefly: Seriously? You guys are afraid of a regular bear? Didn't you fight Mor'du before?

Me: We did. But a mutant bear mauled Maria.

Rolf: It's true.

Jonny 2x4: We saw it.

Tara: Yeah.

The siblings and Clyde all sat down and cuddled each other.

Lori: You guys are so gullible! If this stuff is for real, why didn't one show up?

Lucy Loud: Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goody fashion.

Me: That could be.

Lori: Oh. You mean like this?

Lori tilted her sombrero and started laughing.

Suddenly, someone's arm reached up and put Lori's sombrero upside down. It was a bear.

Lucy Loud: No. Like that.

We saw a bear with us.

Me: Uh oh.

Lori then saw the bear. The bear growled. Lori saw it and screamed in fright as it roared. Lori screamed and ran away. The bear chased after her and beat her up. It left when it was done.

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Leni: OMG! Lori! Are you ok?

Lori: "No."

Lori groaned as she was all bruised up. She was really mangled up.

Lincoln: Quick! Jump in our anti-bear circle before he comes back!

We all carried the dirt circle with us

Clyde: Yeah, bears often attack more than once.

Me: He's right.

Lori: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!

Everyone: NO!

It was too late. The bear came back and attacked Lori again, then left.

Lincoln: Don't run! They hate that!

Lori: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home then.

Everyone: NO!

The bear came back again and attacked and mauled Lori again, then left.

Lincoln: They hate limping more than running!

Lori was about to head inside again.

Lori: Well, I guess I'll just-

The bear came back and mauled Lori, then left.

Lincoln: I should have warned you about crawling.

Carly Carmine: For God's sake, Lori, stop moving! It'll save your life!

Then the bear came back and beat up Lori, then left.

Lori: What did I do that time?

Lincoln: I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you.

Clyde: Pretend to be someone else!

Me: Clyde that never works.

Lincoln: Here! Draw a circle in the dirt!

The bear came back and attacked again and left.

Lincoln: That was an oval! It has to be a circle!"

Lori: Move over!

She jumped into our circle.

The bear came back.

Dark Spicer turned into Tesladoom!

Tesladoom: I've had enough of this. (Kills bear with electricity)

Me: Looks like we're having bear for dinner.

Lori: Yeah.

Then Lori fell down really hurt.

Nico: Fuck. What do we tell Bobby?

Varie: I'll heal her up.

Varie got Lori's injuries tended to.

We continued our campout and we later went back to the estate and put Lori in the infirmary to rest. Lori woke up.

Maria: Lori? You ok?

Lori: I think so. Ow. I'm really sore.

Me: You were viciously mauled by a bear 6 times.

Lori: Ouch. Now I know how you feel Maria.

Maria: Yeah but the bear is now really good meat.

Me: Yep.

Bobby: Babe are you okay?

Lori: I'll be fine Boo-boo-bear.

Me: Bobby and your kids are gonna look out for you while you rest. You've had a nasty beating.

Lori: Okay.

Me: Get some rest Lori.

We left.

Me: (To the viewers) Campouts are fun, but always be careful when you're outside in the forests and the land. You never know what could be out there.

THE END


Another Awesome fanfiction complete.

The Camping Episode of SpongeBob is one of my favorite episodes. It aired on April 3rd, 2004 and it was really funny! Squidward had to learn the hard way about sea bear attacks and all that. NicoChan gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up is the Scooby Doo movie Shaggy's Showdown! Get ready for a rodeo mystery like no other partners.

See you all tomorrow.